Using the Wonderful Wunderwaffe in Company of Heroes

[@maddaug7439]

This has to be one of your best videos.

[@godzillagamer6942]

Italy was your Ally

[@somethingsomewhat8860]

@@godzillagamer6942 That makes too much sense

[@maddaug7439]

@PINGOKING Rimworld is one of his best videos but the warcrimes on company of heroes make it slightly better :)

[@electricheisenberg5723]

4:20 it's the goliath incident all over again

[@jasonfighter0770]

Dont worry... It is

[@crayz4641]

"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." Pretty well summarizes the last half of this video.

[@TheNaturalnuke]

History doesn’t repeat itself but it does rhyme.

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Don’t you mean that Whalefish first reveals himself as a demon that rains death upon the land, then as a great hero?

[@frenchsoldier8485]

Thirdly as a blyat

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

What's My Life Valefisk’s Civ 3 adventures where he Ghandi’s himself.

[@buckstop]

Go commit nothing happened

[@deepdark4738]

If Valefisk ever jumps into politics (probably never) his opposition is going to use the company of heroes videos to easily dispose of him

[@maddaug7439]

He will be the next Douglas MacArthur.

[@unclekanethetiberiummain1994]

Not if he gets into politics by *FORCE.*

[@Zeroground300]

Your mistake is not expecting him to immediately burn all his opposition with flamethrowers.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

The capitalist pigs tried that, and failed

[@Sam-ep2yo]

Unless Valefisk uses his war crime experience to dispose of THEM. If that happens...God help us all.

[@cyanideinabox]

The best WWII reenactment on the market, right here ladies and gents

[@lasislasfilipinas114]

saratoga best gril

[@joelfilho2625]

Men of war???

[@spyrojyro7202]

“Time to spam pioneers.” -Hitler 1945 as he recruits the young and old for the battle of Berlin.

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

Nah nah nah volksgrenadiers

[@matthewjones39]

@@thekommunistkrusader3921Volkssturm*

[@brasilball353]

What the V in V1 Rocket stands for? Valefrisk because of the amount of warcrimes commited with it

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

Vengeance I think Or maybe its equivalent in the German language

[@pieterrogge1970]

@@aaroncabatingan5238 Vergeltungswaffe 1 (Vengeance weapon 1 in English)

[@JulioCesar-bu4ev]

Br Br Br

[@amazonico9307]

Nós encontramos de novo parceiro

[@oliwiermikoajczyk9464]

You may think: "But Valefisk commited more than 1 (V1) warcrime!" Yes, but the 1 in V1 stands for 1 trilion.

[@happyman2236]

"Without getting me on some kind of a list in the Hague" Implying your not on several such lists?

[@Zretgul_timerunner]

He probadly have his own dedicated list

[@edgyteen7987]

@@Zretgul_timerunner 'The Valefish Track Record of War Crimes Committed Against Various Nameless Soldiers In Various Video Games' or TVTRWCCAVNSVVG, also known as the most beautiful and totally pronounceable acronym ever

[@mordador2702]

@@edgyteen7987 Heres help for the pronounciation: The Teviteardoubleuceceavienesvivigee

[@zachspears5244]

you know, historically speaking, this was pretty accurate, all the way down to the useless teammate.

[@Nico42048]

Looking at you,Mussolini

[@OfficialRavenGames]

I'd like to recommend the COH2 mod "The Advanced Powers", seems to have the ethos of making everyone op as shit. Each faction has several specialisations, which can all completely change the way they're played. Wehrmacht has : The Japanese, giving them access to a bunch of new infantry, and a rather effective suicide bombing truck. The Ubersoldaten program, leaving them with very few vehicles, but much more powerful and varied infantry force (such as gmg emplacements) The Panzerkraft program gives them a BUNCH of different vehicles, all of which can be customised. Most importantly, it has the Maus, which can also mount propaganda speakers. OKW has : Zombies. Unrestricted chemical warfare (and Phosphurus Spewing Hetzers) Soviets have : Mass Armour rushes, decreasing the cost of tanks, and increasing the numbers available, but decreasing ammunition income and variety of infantry available. Infantry spam, allowing them to bring out 20 man squads of partizans with pistols, but they can hijak enemy vehicles, taking them over like absolute madlads. US has : Mass, indiscriminate explosive usage, including bombers and big guns, including minigun exoskeleton soldiers. The MARINES, OORAH British have : Resorting to trench warfare with a standard infantry squad you can upgrade into pretty much any role. Raid tactics, to make them almost as cheesy as in CoH 1, which, among other things, gives ALL of their units camouflage, including tanks, so you can bring in Invisible Churchills.

[@rakosh5209]

This is late but do you supposedly have a link to this said Warcrime simulation x2 mod?

[@Hellsong89]

@@rakosh5209 This is late but go look for steam COH2 workshop for "The Advanced Powers"

[@commanderstorm8874]

I believe that he played this in his recent video

[@nietzschealfelor6211]

You forgot the Soviet Shock army, where virtually everyone has body armor and PPSH's, and they also have tanky ass juggernauts.

[@kedarunzi9139]

"If he doesn't lose the engine" *_turns the tiger's engine towards the anti tank guns_*

[@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme]

" I bet you're too scared to shoot "

[@patrikcath1025]

V1 just means there's 1 condensed Valefisk in that rocket V2 was more powerful, because there's 2 Valefisks in it V3 could apparently reach the East Coast, that's because it had a war crime propulsion

[@AussieWirraway]

*sees Valefisk video* *war crimes intensify*

[@blackthrone6976]

Uh... how is your comment a day before the video comes out?

[@maddaug7439]

Loving your vids Vale. Keep the warcrimes coming

[@TheArklyte]

0:46 Vale, relax, we all know Wehrmacht troops were innocent and didn't participate in any warcrimes. They were just standing close. Watching. Siletly judging. Just like ther most innocent man in the world, Hirohito...

[@walnzell9328]

Hirohito would never order the bayoneting of babies or rape of Chinese women. It goes against Bushido.

[@walnzell9328]

The penal battalions in the Wehrmacht didn't help much. Yes. The Germans had those too.

[@somethingsomewhat8860]

Hirohito never ordered live dissections on living Chinese people

[@sekliley7587]

@@somethingsomewhat8860 Pretty sure the term is vivisections.

[@dsadsa726]

@@walnzell9328 lmfao people actually believe this shit

[@tacticability521]

Vale, the Geneva Conventions is a list of things you AREN'T supposed to do, not a guidebook!

[@imperialguardsman5726]

LIES! SLANDER!

[@n1thecaptain965]

Something something Geneva suggestion

[@noggy3133]

WHAT WAS THAT? *flames civilians* WHAAAAT? *shoota pows* SORRY WHAAAAT? *kills medical personnel*

[@delta138_zam]

"We can pull this back, it's okay" -Hitler, hiding in the bunker

[@jackcrosschild6032]

Vale impersonated Hitler even more by keeping his tanks in a defensive emplacement and only moving them forward when it was to late

[@alexp5461]

"All I want to do is burn people. Is that really so bad?" -Valefisk, 2019

[@castsmith6783]

now do a "TRY NO TO COMMIT WAR CRIME" challenge

[@samhansen9771]

The greatest challenge yet!

[@ЯношБан]

ehhh, easy task even for a person like him. He just has to play a game, where you literally CAN'T commit war crimes. Now, if your challenge was called "try NOT to commit war crimes in Company of Heroes", that'd be practically an impossible task for him to complete.

[@samhansen9771]

@@ЯношБан him playing a game where he can't commit war crimes is a challenge in itself

[@ЯношБан]

@@samhansen9771 really good argument, now I don't know, hmmmmm...oh, what if he plays a game that is NOT a war game and has nothing to do with any armed or even unarmed conflicts at all!?

[@samhansen9771]

@@ЯношБан he'd find a way to commit a war crime

[@sukositb]

"The allies repaired the bridge to the west and are moving in on our base" "Our panther and King Tiger are going to push to their base" "Valefisk... the panzers" "The panzer were destroy by Airbornes and AT guns. They cannot push anymore"

[@matthewjones39]

*NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN*

[@BuenButter6211]

Vale "Bomb everything" FIsk has returned!!!

[@Hannah-jb5xj]

You deserve a award for being the first non-eu to pronounce Wehrmacht. Well done!

[@davididiart5934]

"This was not how it was supposed to go!" Sounding really Hitlerish right there.

[@shadowfalcon1269]

The map at the start of the video is already looking like a waffle.... *...I Like where this is going...*

[@doktorkrokodil3596]

a wunderwaffle...

[@Kraigsmarine]

Quick, no one tell him about Blitzkrieg and the Afrika '43 addon.

[@NinjaAO42]

Also don't inform him about the Far East mod, containing Kamikaze squads and a legit order to banzai

[@ackerman207]

"This is not gonna end well, this is the end of me" holy shit lmao

[@Mike-mc3ty]

I was just for him to yell "FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!"

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

You're favorite imperial guard regiment must be the death korps of krieg... I know that you're every kriegsmans favorite KZbinr do... You would make an excellent krieg commander as well!

[@duncanharrell5009]

So do we see him play Dawn of War 2 with the Death Korps of Krieg skin pack on?

[@fanof5950]

YES

[@lordinquisitorpeter8221]

@@duncanharrell5009 I'm pretty sure that there's a Dow 1 mod for them...

[@DetectiveMekova]

On ai difficulty normal and up the AI has no fog of war, gets extra starting resources, has increased armor, and has increased accuracy. It also has significantly less cooldown on abilities. Basically, the ai cheats to win because it's so brain dead.

[@Otterdisappointment]

*puts friendly AI on easy and enemy AIs on hard and normal* “This is gonna be a bit harder than I expected it to be”

[@That_Montage_Nerd]

Pro tip: when you put a goliath on the bridge, just leave it there. let the enemy shoot it while crossing and blow themselves up.

[@robertnogva]

But how about this Valefisk: COH, but with the blitzkrieg mod? eh? eeeeh? there's some good crime to pull off there.

[@igorthelight]

Mere realism = faster warcrimes! :-)

[@Alpha1598753]

"Lets bring the Wirblewind" Send an Ostwind instead

[@twitchsopamanxx]

Valefisk: continuing to bring players to a now mostly dead game.

[@tristinhough5390]

So that they may commit war crimes in his names

[@rockingttalent3666]

Hey I still play this game with my friends, with BK mod. Better than most of the games out today

[@ethanthereenactorguy4829]

Me: Launches Company of Heroes 2 Steam: Hippity Hoppity time to crash your desktoppity!

[@randomshmuck4724]

Are you meming, or are you literally unable to play COH2?

[@screechingloser4643]

It actually broke my gaming PC. That's why i'm here.

[@rockingttalent3666]

COH 2 is shit, though when compared to COH

[@oliverjones1000]

Valefisk: sector clear Ai: pushes across river Valefisk: NOT CLEAR SECTOR NOT CLEAR

[@crispyserge6148]

when war crimes aren't enough for valefisk

[@nicorozner7417]

If I had a quarter for every time Vale said "this isn't good," I'd have enough to pay off his legal fees.

[@mrwri]

inb4 3 reuploads oh wait this isnt ISP

[@maesterdanteamadeus444]

Hans. .... Get ze Flammenwerfer.

[@TOOTHBRUSHDUCK]

Nothing like Warcrimes to start the day

[@anezkaricafort5396]

Pounded by pounders lmao But with that much manpower ya could've just gone for mass Whirlwind x AT for double penetrating action!

This is a easy map just destroy 2 brifges and hold that chokepoint

[@joshuakouame-cheung8823]

Discord gang, where you at

[@markmiller6962]

You should play the Wikinger Mod for CoH2. You can commit more war crimes with a Sturmtiger and Flame Hetzers and the SS.

[@nighthawk72j80]

Valefisk, teaching us history since 2019.

[@VRichardsn]

Man, your videos are hilarious. The internal monologue was so funny. You do play horribly, though. I had to be honest there. Floating 1500 manpower? No infantry vet? No Nebelwerfers/Stuka zu Fuß?

[@flatperson1306]

You should do a playthrough where you don't do war crimes in the first 3 minutes

[@karlfranz5709]

Why am I hearing the Windows log off sound when the sniper dies?

[@cr8867]

Vale, your videos keep me alive

[@marandreipascual]

Valefisk sucks at using infantry He had 2000 manpower not being used. That why he couldnt get points

[@igorthelight]

One little tip - you can move tanks backwards!

[@gordanprgy6850]

4:23 - "oh, hello. I have a better jeep than you".. 😂 😂 First time on channel, definitely not the last..

[@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870]

Plagued by a combination of airborne, AT guns, and mortars hunkered down in one point of the map? Allow me to introduce my friend, the Nebelwerfer.

[@NukeMan123]

more war crimes!?

[@gregdrako]

For more war crimes try the US Sherman with Mine Flail. Run it into infantry and laugh like a maniac.

[@thegunman2841]

Thing you missed, Vale, is that if you use terror doctrine, the scary propaganda is actually super effective for getting rid of infantry. If there's no infantry, you can kill the AT guns with your own infantry.

[@knightchef]

You could always just leave a Goliath in green cover on the bridge and let’s the AI blow it up killing themselves.

[@Peanut_Chaos]

Can't wait to see some double Sherman Calliope shenanigans with the USA Armor Company

[@dudeistpreist5721]

It's ok Vale. Choking people appeals to me too.

[@americanguy6700]

So accurate for the moment that is history XDDDDD

[@doktork3406]

hard + normal .....cmon dude increase the warcrimes i can handle 3 experts on that map (the modified one with more players )

[@doctordakka5930]

The Wonderful Wunderwaffe Wash Over What Little Wanting Warriors Yet Walk In Wanton Wars Did any of that make sense? Probably not, but fuck it, I did it anyways.

[@Cembadyx]

*I don't know there's just something about massacring people in choke points that appeals to me*

[@efftohd]

Let's hope that nobody makes an RTS game taking place during the Yugoslav Wars....

[@khakiwolf4146]

Heh, this is basically me playing any RTS. Capture with infantry. AI takes it immediately. Send in tanks. AI has AT weapons. Use super weapon. AI rebuilds immediately. Plan out this ridiculous, complex, multi-unit strategy to counterattack. AI counters me with two units.

[@zombieguyproducion]

"Holy shit" - Hitlerfisk after seeing the effect of the V1 rocket

[@metalltitan]

>loosing vanilla CoH >not using BKmod Yeah it's all coming together now.

[@dragonlordtux]

The most accurate historical recreation of World War 2

[@JavierRivera-bs7di]

Should've called it the "Wunderbar" rather than wonderful

[@dknuth20]

1945 “Commit Seppuku” OMG I’m dying!!! 😂

[@pakornwattanavrangkul2550]

The problem I see here is that you didnt use any mortars to saturate the choke points early enough.

[@bulldowozer5858]

Disappointed by the lacking usage of *"YEET"*

[@headrockbeats]

If you want 100% historical accuracy, blame your units' AI for disobeying your clear and obviously brilliant orders. Then scream about Stalin.

[@eduardcardenas9736]

🤓🖕 Actually nazi generals talked a lot of shit about hitler in order to push the blame onto him, the generals were the ones that wanted, and made the idiotic push towards moscow, not hitler

[@neine999]

V1? Wunderwaffe? What a joke! *All shall bow to the mighty Ratte* ! Also F for Bruno Ganz

[@morganfreaman]

Company of hero’s artillery only?

[@buggle6118]

Me being a German, i can safely say, yes, this is how we fought

[@tommybomby4122]

I think when you set an ai on your side to be easy it means the game is easier for you

[@marchiolambe]

Try to use the Blitzkrieg mod,it gonna change the game for good :)

[@AlphaHawk115]

That's funny... you think you're not on a list in the Hague.

[@Gangst3r4ever]

Sabaton:They are the Panzer Elite, born to comp-- Valefisk:They are useless

[@dilloncoll]

I loved the WW2 documentary

[@sora64444]

I'm starting to think that you are not very good at this game

[@tienhoang.4516]

this is the best COH video i ever seen so far keep up the work

[@michelangeloceccardi3871]

when you have firestorm but you wait for ze v1

[@current9300]

Ah, the lovely map that in almost every multiplayer game drags on forever until the Allies win.

[@fishbucket8607]

Remind me of Tag 2: electric bogaloo

[@DUAXNinja]

it's pronounced shtoog. Not stug.

[@CMDRFandragon]

Oh the Wehrmacht. I have exactly 1 instance using them that would have been video gold. It was the map Route N13. I was playing vs my dad who was US and went ranger tree. I got a King Tiger and made a push on his base. It didnt go well, but as I was retreating my lone King Tiger down the center road back to my base, my dad was chasing it with 2-3 ranger squads with their Zooka's and an M8 Armored Car. He got my KT down to a sliver of health but every single round he fired into its ass, the entire way back to my base, bounced. I got my King Kitty back to base and repaired it. I think my dad gave up after that...cuz I dont remember much else about that fight. Wehrmact truly do make Wunderwaffe.

[@charliewilson3234]

It's 2020, I can';t get any of the COH to show up on my screen its black, I can hear the audio but no visuals. I'm of the latest win 10... Any help would be awesome.

[@theawsomegermankid45]

“Ah damn we didn’t get it though the bridge is still intact” -historically accurate depiction of Germany

[@roibh11]

"They have HENTAI-TANK!"

[@michaeldesroches6671]

Blitzkrieg mod? We need war crime 2

[@Volthoom]

Inject this directly into my veins.

[@bobsempletank1222]

That Maurer from the AI was Italy, did nothing and got destroyed almost instantly

[@dylanstewart635]

If you like choke points, you will LOVE 38th Parallel. Your love of choke points is the same as mine, as the experience of your enemies fruitlessly throwing themselves at MGs is just so god damn SATISFYING.

[@litorres4125]

“Make a push for center” More like army group center

[@kenjidekaijou3983]

Do you NOT know what a Nebelwerfer is!? Btw more Company of Heroes pls that shit was funny and HISTORICALLY accurate...

[@muhammetacikgoz205]

0:16 Why don't you just play as Sisters of Battle in Dawn of War: Soulstorm? They have some reaaaally hot weapons :) And you can set the enemy as Imperial Meatshi----- Guard for maximum efficency.

[@delldavinci]

I am now subscribed for your CoH content. This is amazing