Grumpy old Men Best Line Ever

[@MonsterHunter267]

I love this scene because it has a deeper meaning. Although Max and John butted heads and had a long standing rivalry, deep down they cared for each other and would do anything for each other when the chips were down.

[@operation1968]

That's friendship ❤

[@patrickkanas3874]

As a kid I hated this guy for trying to take John's house. As an adult I hate him just because he's with the IRS

[@epicguy6343]

Yeah LOL! I also don't pay my taxes!!

[@smitdiot1410]

Same here the hatred for this guy only got worse as an adult

[@knrst9061]

@@smitdiot1410 Taxation without representation. That is what people are now feeling in the western hemisphere. They do not feel represented.

[@RaisedLetter]

You hated him for the right reasons and you grew up to know why you hate him

[@mikeeihusen5194]

Oh me too!!! Lol.. how dare he...

[@shadowmoses1990]

Fantastic film! A childhood film for me

[@hbkx5]

For me as well! my sister and I were both pretty young when we found this movie at our grandparents house. We laughed all day watching and reciting the movie to each other. It was a good day, I will never forget Walter Matthau or Jack Lemmon for that or this movie.

[@patrickkanas3874]

Me too. A childhood film that's better when you're older

[@parkerbeard6170]

​@@patrickkanas3874I wasn't into this movie when I was a kid. My older brothers watched this a lot and I had a hard time getting into it. Now that I'm grown up its funny as hell! I recently told one of my older brothers why I had a hard time getting into it when I was younger. He responded and said it is hard to get into it as a young kid!

[@Sugarbeansupreme]

I used to watch these movies with my grandpa all the time. We still quote it all the time.

[@GabeJurewicz]

Lol I love this line and "you can wish in one hand and crap in the other!"

[@Horus175]

"Looks like Chuck's taking ol' one-eye to the optometrist!"

[@rogergarrison4271]

I like how Snyder is telling Max all of John's business lol

[@brianwatland5383]

My favorite line us when Ariel is moving in and John says "Jesus!" and they show the movers carrying a picture of Jesus.

[@hoss3250]

the manner and method with which it is presnted was spot on. this is one of the top 3 funniest ever!!! thanx for posting!!! keep the change.....

[@knitterscheidt]

Buck Henry was a great comic actor and writer. I've always admired his work.

[@billsantlers1678]

0:12 had me in tears

[@JF32304]

Yep! 🤣😂

[@TheFanboy19]

Matthau was definitely a one of a kind comedic actor.

[@kieferclarkf1674]

The guys reaction when Matheau says that makes me wonder if he improvised that line.

[@Intimidator82]

Could very well have been. There are many instances of actors doing that and the producers leave it in there because it fits better than the original script

[@operation1968]

I wouldn't be surprised 😅

[@MattAlbie]

If it wasn't planned he would have laughed at that line.

[@topeka088]

"The guy"... The great Buck Henry, you mean, Creator of Get Smart. Writer of the screenplay for The Graduate and Catch-22. 10 time host of Saturday Night Live. Directed Heaven Can Wait

[@krog21]

I still use it to this day

[@tucci06]

Best line in the second movie: "I'm cold!" "Here's some matches, set yourself on fire."

[@Intimidator82]

LMFAO, I had a good laugh over that one too

[@weathervanerc8147]

Love this movie.

[@und3rdog11]

Never caught this as a kid lol

[@groovycald]

A perfect movie

[@thedarkknight1971]

I really enjoyed this film... "Why don't you pull your bottom lip right over your head... and swallow!" hahaha... I need to get hold of a copy of "Grumpier Old Men". Ann Margret is back and it's got Sophia Loren in it too! woohoo! Two REAL women right there... 😍😎🇬🇧

[@ianmeadows8719]

I say to this day

[@RetroPCUser]

Even though John Gustafson and Max Goldman didn't get along, Max saved John's house by getting everything taken care of by paying the debt, which is true friendship right there.

[@Draiten]

I say this every time I hit a straight golf ball

[@Intimidator82]

@@Draiten that's awesome! I hope it's loud enough someone 2 holes over can hear it. 😆

[@epicguy6343]

BEST LINE EVUR!!!!

[@howardcroft3748]

No ... the best line was the very first line in the movie "Good morning D!*$ Head"

[@Tre-vor]

Actually, it's "Morning Dic*head". The fact he doesn't say "Good" it makes the grumpy aspect more hilarious 😂😂

[@ladyfire44]

Max: Hey Dickhead. You win the lottery?! John: Enjoyed your shower, smart ass.

[@DanielBMaximoff]

The IRS (Theirs).

[@GIJesse-xo1vl]

Even in The Cuphead Show, the I.R.S. is worse than the devil.

[@bengoldberg6198]

Friendship over Satan. Always.

[@mvol5973]

Couldn't finish the scene??

[@vincecaruso6465]

Sorry the best line ever from Grumpy old Men is "Looks like Chuck's taking the skin boat to tuna town"... and every other scene with Burgess Meredith.

[@Intimidator82]

@@vincecaruso6465 that is very true, and I have seen compilations of his one liners and they are hilarious!