Al Bundy's Best Insults

[@sethf663]

Only man in history that could effectively handle a Karen.

[@sostdm617]

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 man that's so accurate

[@MrRodwatson]

I look forward to the pendulum swinging back.....SOON! This is the shit that's supposed to relax us.....remember what that was like....relaxation?

[@LakeInTheDarkProductions]

And then society grew up.....sorta ....

[@jaywally6322]

Spot on 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrPossessed]

@Pete Jones Karen is the shorthand term for over entitled soccer Moms and people who act like them. The kind of person who takes “The customer is always right” too literally and says “I want to speak to a MANAGER!” like it’s some sort of threat.

[@ryanhenderson8908]

Imagine the casting calls. "Must be fat and willing to be brutally insulted for it"

[@nokachi3339]

@Christopher Kulander more like money

[@americanace96]

And hold your laughs until the director says cut

[@nicholaswallen8147]

I'm a fat guy who insults himself everyday, I want my money lol

[@jomo2483]

Pay is good😂😂

[@SomethingSomethingg]

@@nokachi3339 Money? How much do you think these actresses actually made?

[@mrteabaggervance]

Back when a shoe salesman could still afford to have a home.

[@DaisukeKigurou]

Capitalism

[@Saint-Louis-du-Ha-Ha]

This is a sitcom its supposed to make you LAUGH

[@princesssolace4337]

😥

[@orppranator5230]

The Pumpkin King Back when we still had it.

[@raymontoya4311]

Al would be making 15hr now 😒

[@watchmeyodel]

It's crazy how the set up for the jokes were corny but the deliveries were like haymakers. Truly, an underrated and hilarious sitcom

[@billbates5475]

The corniness for me is part of the hilarity lol

[@coleisright1125]

Al Bundy wasn’t the hero we wanted. He was the one we needed.

[@distantraider38106]

💯💯 I agree

[@elizandropedraza1286]

Yep !

[@LouisWarren530]

Amen Brother!

[@Scoobawoo]

Hes the hero we need now with all these damn softies getting offended at everything

[@areyouforreal4827]

The USA is a better place... Thanks Al...

[@jamesleighdavis138]

These jokes come with a 5-10 year prison sentence now.

[@gary2281]

Hahaha, yes you're right -you can't say anything now!

[@eschcal9839]

Worth every second.

[@softeealmonds]

Yeah because at this point theyre lethal with the existence of discord mods and twitter

[@putalover4519]

Freedom of speech my ass

[@toadofdiamonds3255]

Is that due to the DMCA?

[@freedomring3022]

"Bud, don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other" - Al Bundy

[@someonethatwatchesyoutube2953]

That’s beautiful.

[@blazeking5778]

​@@someonethatwatchesyoutube2953 the truth often is.

[@lulux9795]

“I’m sorry mam, unlike your mouth, we occasionally close” LMFAOOOOO

[@reginaldsanders9987]

Nowadays that joke would mean something else.

[@khfan4life365]

Al wasn’t racist, sexist, or whatever. He disliked everyone equally. That’s why I like him so much. 🤣

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

Lmao 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@kendallrivers1119]

Well... he was sexist and definitely not a fan of fat women LOL but true on the other points.

[@karinvalerius6763]

Spot on!!!

[@Christinebanks11]

I imagined Ed probably was a little embarrassed making those insults .

[@atairiastoigrafiades6823]

@@kendallrivers1119 Ahhh the usual 'sexist' tag to everyone that isnt a cuck

[@realpolitiksanta5980]

Al Bundy: Greatest character in sitcom history.

[@kendallrivers1119]

For me it's Al Bundy, Archie Bunker, Fred Sanford and George Jefferson: The sitcom kings.

[@ronaldmatthews7361]

@@kendallrivers1119 For me, it's Al Bundy, Archie Bunker and Frank Barone.

[@jonahcalahasen2249]

Don't forget Red Forman

[@josueluna7532]

Followed by Red Foreman and Uncle Phil

[@haydenysidro9388]

@@davidreeb7193 this era in history is for pussies

[@nickbrew3071]

I love how Jefferson always laughed when Al destroys Marcy

[@nazmie1179]

Me too 😂

[@ashleydurden7179]

Al and Jeff lol.

[@limjahey4351]

Jefferson is a player. Marcy is his cashed up free ride. That's why al likes him. He's one of the boys.

[@Knightfall-Batman]

Me too 😂

[@therayvalenzuela8885]

That’s because there was legit heat with them and it was funny

[@HunterZolomon]

I love how Jefferson always cracks up when Al insults his wife.

[@marcusaurelius9996]

I know, it makes each insult more classic. 😆

[@hugueslaliberte1022]

My gf'name is Marcy....hahahaha...she even looked a bit like her with same haircut and small boobs..to add more insult to injury when Marcy's Playground came out she was teased relentlessly....BWHAHAHAHA

[@charlesnwarren]

Which one?

[@africaRBG]

Al was his idol lol

[@frankenwolf3167]

I HATE MY WIFE

[@simul8rduude]

the older i get, the more i understand Al.

[@MrDogsledder]

He can say what he wants, has a job that supports his family and a voluptuous wife who is always up for it. I'm jealous of Al Bundy!

[@AfricaGeo]

He was a prophet , he saw the feminist movement coming 30 years ago

[@yoshpeters3079]

@@AfricaGeo Archie bunker saw it coming 50 years ago.

[@miamimatt2010]

Me too

[@2777davies]

I read this as Ai and still agreed with you

[@l5lmgtlink]

The jokes are one thing but his delivery is impeccable. I'm weak with laughter.

[@seankiely975]

And being filmed Infront of a live audience, those cheers we're real when Al entered the room

[@Skoora]

“I’d say it behind your back but I only have half a tank of gas” just killed me.

[@Krypton853]

Karen's wouldn't stand a chance against Al Bundy.

[@jonathongrinols283]

The show was controversial back in the day, but looking at it now, the Bundy's were more virtuous and closer than most families today. Al Bundy never cheated on his wife even when given the opportunity with Vanna White. Peggy never cheated on Al and always adored him. Al went to a job he hated each and every day to provide for his family. Although the Bundys quarreled with each other, if anyone messed with their family, they were all brawling.

[@Aussie038]

Ain't that the truth!

[@MooncricketsInc]

Yup, If Kelly was crying or treated like shit by one of her scumbag boyfriends, Al would beat them up.

[@grinningchicken]

My parents used to force me to tach the Cosbys because they were more wholeseome🤣 they all turned out to be degenerates in real life

[@georgehudson5019]

Yep he just loved Hooters 😍😍😍

[@cobaltprime9467]

We need an Al Bundy in 2021. Take people down a peg.

[@tharengore7215]

I see what you did there...

[@robinswallows8013]

Well, the Donald Trumps of the world are now censored...

[@craigrichards2441]

No pun intended

[@Maxon21a]

Lol this the only man that, if they tried to cancel, would shut every single person trying to cancel him down. I bet he'd have enough 1 liners for em all to line up and just go down the row

[@davidjones3165]

Peg? Oh no

[@DominickRuocco]

Married With Children is such a classic sitcom and I'm rewatching the entire series. It's sad that a show like this could NEVER exist in 2023. People are way too sensitive.

[@mtnbikr107]

I grew up with this show. People nowadays are too easily offended and extremely Bundyphobic.

[@Manus_0813]

Where are you watching it if I may ask?

[@DominickRuocco]

@@Manus_0813 They have the entire series on Hulu.

[@devonking3580]

“Hi honey. Did ya miss me?” “With every bullet so far.” I died hahaha

[@uncle5164]

Too bad she didn’t.

[@frozentspark2105]

That was priceless 😂☺️☺️

[@Mangs1337]

They don't make shows like these anymore. If Bundy aired today, the feminists would go nuts.

[@spidermann5000]

Might be but he, as sexist, ALWAYS fails. The feminists on the otherhand are shown as crazy so all in all i think the show does not prefere one over the other.

[@Mangs1337]

spidermann5000 If you really break down Married with Children and look at it from a morale prespective, the show is all about the man’s sacrifice to become a “provider” for his family. Yes, Al “hates” his wife and he is clearly annoyed by his children, but he keeps going to a job he despises every single day, and he comes home from it every single day. While he hates his life, he still sticks around and provides for both his wife and his children. Al Bundy may be sexist, arrogant, rude and lazy, but he’s loyal to his family, not once does he abandon them. One of the intro songs shows Al sitting in a couch handing out money to his family with a depressed look on his face. One must ask why he doesn't just take the money and leave? It's because he actually loves his family. Just listen to the lyrics of the opening song; “Love and marriage, love and marriage, goes together like a horse and carriage, this I tell you brother, you can’t have one without the other”. It is basically a tale of a man making a sacrifice. Now I may be looking way too deep into this, but the whole show portrays, in a very tragic way, the plight and duty of a husband and father. Al is very much portrayed as a “hero” in many ways, but a hero that loses. He never gets his way because he puts his family first, and that is why he is so bitter.

[@spidermann5000]

Mangs Yes you go way to deep into it :P But its an interessting point and that I agree with that. :)

[@starless4146]

Well Said, Very well said. It is a bit too deep, but still Personally I never seen it from that kind of point of view. Sacrifice..yes..I agree. Though it's been a while since I even Seen Married with Children, I can remember the times when Al Really did stick up for his family, like his Daughter... The time his Daughter, Kelly was going out with some Loser and they were on a date at the Movies. Al went by and beat him up for Smooching on his daughter (or something like that). That in itself shows that he wants to protect his daughter, NOT to mention some Scene when the Bundy Family was fighting some Other Family at a park or something. They all Dislike eachother, but they all Stick together, making them strong as a Union. Despite the negativity of what Everybody goes through personally (and you can't help but to feel so Sorry for them at time), they Are Strong in there own way. Can't help but to give them all respect. The whole entire Series is like a Bitter/Sweet way of looking at life (or the life of the Bundy Family). OK, maybe I went to deep myself. σ_o

[@godzshadow9001]

+Mangs Not a bad breakdown, to piggyback on that Al never cheated on his wife. He turned down the opportunity of infidelity on numerous occasions. He kept his marriage covenant in tact. In the aspect of living a carnal life despite his attitude Al Bundy is the example of a True Husband!!

[@jonpowell4246]

Al Bundy: The ultimate weapon against the moder day Karen. Combat-tested in the 90s and battle ready for present day society.

[@CLJordanMusic91]

"Hey Honey! Did you miss me?" "With EVERY bullet so far"

[@nicktaylor2391]

I swear I've said this more in the last 6 years than in my entire life. 😅😂

[@CLJordanMusic91]

@@nicktaylor2391 agreed

[@fermleegrasspit2187]

Al Bundy we need you now more than ever.

[@dmeads5663]

“Well I’d say it behind your back but my cars only got a half tank of gas” 😂

[@jaronzennaiter6215]

It's sad to know, we will never see this type of humor on TV, ever again. Todays PC culture is ruining America.

[@MrBenHaynes]

Yup, I was gonna say, this sh*t don't fly anymo.

[@mark98115]

@Jaron Zennaiter I have a feeling that in another 10 years we will. The next generation will relish pushing the buttons of these PC SJW freaks.

[@LaraCroftEyes1]

I hope you're right.

[@ApolloMcrib]

Sorry I don't have that much faith in the tie pod eating generation.

[@LaraCroftEyes1]

Lmao.

[@leonidas231]

This needs to be played on loop at a feminist gathering

[@bighawk3778]

Are you gay Why do you hate women?

[@tuffyyakim1983]

The “congratulations Marcy I didn’t know you were expecting!”line was 😂

[@tuffyyakim1983]

Thank you

[@bankruptsee]

This is hilarious. Fat women were laughing their asses off watching this show back in the day. That's how you know these are quality punch lines.

[@hidmagnum]

Fudge lines

[@saltycat662]

It's because people weren't pc crybabies back then. Free speech was truly free speech unlike today.

[@TheReapersSon]

@@saltycat662 it’s really weird. People used to laugh at jokes. Now they demand you be thrown in jail.

[@IAmKye]

@@saltycat662 Bro stfu free speech doesn’t mean ‘I can say what I want and expect people to let me’ it just means the government can’t arrest you if they don’t like what you’re saying. Y’all ‘but my free speech! :(‘ bitches are just as bad as the people you complain about for whining.

[@thevalorousdong7675]

@@IAmKye Freedom of speech is Freedom of speech, it isn't Freedom of criticism you mean.

[@alexzaehou]

Overweight woman: exists. Al Bundy: "It's free real estate."

[@PerfectAlibi1]

It's free real estate sized bucket of lard...

[@icee0711]

Free real estate with low value...

[@fuckyouimdrunk9139]

@@icee0711 low value, high fat

[@kubikkuratko188]

Not just estate he can put whole colony there

[@SHendry1983]

His half a tank of gas joke is the best diss in the history of TV

[@clemensJB]

No, that was when he explained the customer that her shoe has a fragile heel with kork filling and she is a giant seal with pork filling.

[@craigcampbell6690]

Maybe from Pluto 🙂

[@toniroberts8117]

The way Jefferson always laughs behind Marcys back was always hilarious 😂

[@toniroberts8117]

@CHARLES_LEE_RAY I admit back in the early 90’s as a 12-14 year old when I watched this show regularly with America I wasn’t much of a feminist then. I’ve never taken Al’s or any of the family’s crude remarks seriously lol. I remember my grandma detested the show and was a bit upset my dad let me watch the show at such a young age lol.

[@toniroberts8117]

@CHARLES_LEE_RAY how old are you? 13? 😂 You remind me of an annoying kid that just repeats everything you say.

[@BIgBass255]

Fun fact, Jefferson dated Adam Carrola 's ex wife.

[@LaurenKate-pk2qf]

It's a sad state of affairs when a sitcom from 1987 is a breath of fresh air in 2021. Love ya Al!

[@austinmorrison6953]

The #1 enemy of Karens everywhere.

[@TheRacingGenius88]

Mostly Chads and Meatheads everywhere.

[@MichelleVisageOnlyFans]

Today his "No ma'am" T-shirt would read "No, Karen!"

[@JoeBonettTheSite]

Al: Insults Jefferson's wife Jefferson: *I've been waiting for this all week.*

[@deathbykonami5487]

You mean Jefferson's soon to be ex-wife

[@bossboy191919]

He went to Al just to hear his wife get insulted 😂

[@x.mr.full.ebaked.x8946]

Customer: "How DARE YOU say that to my face????" AL : "I'd say it behind your back but my cars only got a half of tank of gas!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@LavishPatchKid]

"I'd say it behind your back.. but my car only has a half a tank of gas." LMAO

[@kingofthenerds4708]

best one in the montage

[@mikeballer08]

My favorite line of all time

[@darillus1]

yes we get the joke

[@tuseroni6085]

i remember rodney dangerfield making that joke on carson. "shes a big woman, big woman i hit her with my car she says 'why didnt you go around?' i said 'my car's only got half a tank of gas'"

[@hmbtfdcu5539]

My Dad laughed his head off cause he says that line is priceless!

[@mcchicken9878]

Ahhh the 80's when men were men a joke was a joke and PC cancel culture was no where to be found.

[@frankt285]

Most Definitely..... well said..

[@proantagonist5042]

True but cancel culture isn’t anything new it’s been around for a long time what you don’t think people weren’t a little offended by this back then?

[@RRaptor86]

Amen brother!

[@InBlackestNight]

“How dare you say that to my face!” “I’d say it behind your back but my car’s only got half a tank of gas!” I’m dying

[@jakes3799]

OK, I hate to ruin what sounds like a side-splittingly hilarious joke, but I actually never understood this joke. Can you explain it?

[@topturn9653]

It is tough. I sold my 2004 Chevy 2 weeks ago with only 115,000. Traded up for a 2011 VW for free. It is hard.

[@RoyDallass]

@@jakes3799 The women is so large it would take more than a half a tank of gas to drive a car around her.

[@allanburton8115]

"2,4,6,8, don't make fun of our weight. "2,4,6,8, don't make fun of our weight. "1,2,3,4, you're going to fall through the floor."

[@wan1234567890]

We must applaud these 'thick' women for being a good sport for our entertainment.

[@adriananic8258]

Indeed. But what i like is that like attack on titan no one is safe in this show. I can imagine that would have helped.

[@pinkdoll7256]

Fat*

[@nomadlight]

@@Surteronarto Is that what caribou do in there boats

[@xhellystarx]

'Hey honey, did you miss me?' 'With every bullet so far.' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnstriker480]

I'm using.... "Why must you always be so negative??" "Why did you cross the road??" xD

[@thomaslopez5528]

My favorite " New cars for everbody peg you want a new bmw" " I see my self in a jaguar" " Only if if we can find one that hungry"

[@markorollo.]

"I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas", gets me every time...

[@jtomally9681]

Peg: Al, I wanna have sex. Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.

[@CreeperJ44]

In all reality Peg was pretty damn hot!

[@PetarJovanovic993]

I think that was the point, Al was bored.

[@Bart851]

The way Jefferson always cracks up at Al's roasts behind Marcy's back is gold xD

[@MrSomeRandomGuy2012]

We need more comedy like this. Nobody gets offended (except Marcy) and we all laugh.

[@MrSomeRandomGuy2012]

@benz merc they would unfortunately. It's sad our world seems to have lost its sense of humor.

[@bumheadfilmreviews]

People get offended by everything nowadays. If they brought back the Muppet Babies someone would probably complain that it's not diverse enough.

[@priyankkumar8197]

This man knows how to handle karen. AlBundy: The Anti-Simp.

[@Sigma0283]

Peggy: Hi honey, did you miss me? Al: With every bullet so far.

[@dannythomas417]

All those in favor of Peggy meeting Mr. Mayhem?

[@dibbdee]

“Well, I’d say it behind your back, BUT MY CARS ONLY GOT A HALF A TANK OF GAS!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Al is the 🐐

[@joeheid4757]

People won't admit it, but what this country needs right now is the return of Al Bundy.

[@PetrolHeadBrasil]

AMEM!!!!

[@YesOkayButWhy]

Start a KZbin channel and be the change you want to see.

[@erikanderson2333]

I agree but in todays uber p.c. society most of the jokes that made the show funny would no longer fly.

[@joeheid4757]

@@erikanderson2333 Ya know it's funny. While I totally agree with you about how you couldn't make a sitcom like MWC today, isn't it funny how many of these same non PC sitcoms that people say couldn't be made today like MWC or All in the Family are readily available in syndication. It's like they're grandfather claused.

[@erikanderson2333]

@@joeheid4757 Yup, whenever MWC comes on I watch it. The show is still funny. I think it's a very underated show. Fox would not be what it is now if it weren't for that show, that includes The Simpsons. MWC is more than just crude and un-pc jokes. As far as I know it's never been off the air.

[@richardgonzalez6409]

Al Bundy, the only man powerful enough to take on all of Tumblr and Twitter and still have the energy to roast a chicken

[@ShamrockNRoller]

Fat woman: "Do you have something in my size?" Al: "Try Montana."

[@lukeadams4955]

😂. Maybe more like Texas

[@emilyemr2591]

I love how Jefferson laughs at all of al's jokes behind marcie's back. Hilarious.

[@rogergore49]

so glad I was able to grow up watching this. there is no way this would ever last in today's times

[@joshuamurtz2058]

Agreed!!🤣🤣🤣

[@ALJ9000]

I bet people want to erase this show from history

[@DarlingNikki2]

It's always been hilariously ironic to me that the show didn't really take off until some uptight woman complained about so much that people actually started watching it lol. I remember when it premiered (yeah, I'm old as dirt) and I liked it but I didn't really get into it until season 2 or so and then I stopped watching when that kid from Peggy's family was brought on. The show had gone way past its sell-by date at that time but I still love watching these classic clips.

[@darillus1]

sad but true

[@bumheadfilmreviews]

It'd get cancelled before the first commercial break and all the actors would have to go into hiding.

[@sw6088]

God I wish this show was on today.

[@katiatannus3146]

If it premiered today, then it would be canceled with in a day because Generation z is soft and baby like

[@TV-ob1if]

@@katiatannus3146 it would be canceled within the first 90 seconds and the producers, writers and anybody having to do with its production arrested for hate speech

[@sarcasticgrunt01]

If you have Hulu, all of the MWC episodes are there. I've been binging them like crazy 😁

[@TV-ob1if]

@@sarcasticgrunt01 dude you’re the King. This should be required viewing for all entering freshman males in the United States

[@StarWarsomania]

This is sooooo politically incorrect. I LOVE IT.

[@blondie944]

The best sitcom of all time Gotta love how Jefferson laughs at Als jokes to Marcy 😂

[@Mellszx978]

“I’d say it behind your back but cars only got a half a tank of gas” IM DEADDDDDD

[@LethalOwl]

Al Bundy teaches us a valueable lesson. Don’t get married.

[@aleg2716]

The world today needs a Married with children rerun. I can already imagine the protests and screams for it to get cancelled xD

[@AutomaticDuck300]

It would be different. All of the jokes would be made by the "strong independent" wife, at the expense of the "bumbling foolish" husband. Because that's all hollywood is these days.

[@djs3484]

To hell with the wyning liberal idiots, they pushed the button, THEY chose to watch this. If they're offended GTFO and go back to their safe space as nobody gives a rip about their feelings.

[@0maj0hns0n3]

There's no way this show will be allowed on TV today

[@sabrinamoskowitz488]

This is my hands down favorite show. Al Bundy is a legend. I am not offended by the absurdist humor that was this show's stock and trade. What's crazy is that fans say that this show would not fly today. But, what people may or may not know is that a very conservative (her words, not mine) woman, Terry Ricolta, kicked up a huge fuss over MWC. She found the episode in which Al goes to buy Peggy her favorite bra for her birthday very offensive. The show went from cult fave to wildly popular after that. I suppose they had Karen to thank after all.

[@marcelparker6755]

No, you're right... she was right-wing. The Romney family are her in-laws.

[@Nunya58294]

"I'd say it behind your back, but I've only got a half tank of gas" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 oh my God that was too funny

[@cptepic5664]

I'm not sure I get what that jokes means though. Like he's gonna run her over?

[@TheChitownpete]

I miss Humor and Freedom of Speech, it was soo much fun.

[@2stage90]

Shout out to the bigger ladies that were OK getting insulted for the comedy.

[@captaincold5481]

Something we sadly can't laugh at nowadays without someone getting triggered

[@lennybrewster4673]

@@captaincold5481 who cares, laugh anyway. That's how you deal with that.

[@captaincold5481]

@@lennybrewster4673 good point

[@jiipee7491]

"How dare you say that in front of my face?! - I would say that behind your back, but my car only got half tank of gas!!!" Priceless...😂

[@allanburton8115]

"What do say I nail the pumps to your hooves?" "It'll give you more traction while you're pulling the ice wagon."

[@AidenMcFadden]

“How dare you say that to my face?” “Well, I’d say it to your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas!” THIS is why Married with Children was the best show at the time.

[@MrTingrag]

Dead right there!

[@magnificentmuttley154]

Best Bundyism in this whole compilation! 😂 😂

[@WinslowLeach1974]

Yup that's possibly the greatest insult Al ever laid on anyone, sheer perfection 0:58

[@WakaWaka2468]

I don't get it

[@magnificentmuttley154]

In other words the woman is so big that it would take more than half a tank of gas to drive to the _other_ side of her, just to 'say that to her face' Simply put, shes the size of a _planet_ , so half a tank of gas wouldnt be enough gas to drive to the other side of her... The most painful insult Ive ever heard. Youch!

[@princesskelly3988]

“You’ll be hearing from my attorney.” “Is it the law office of Häagen & Dazs?” 😂😂😂😂

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

“Well I would say it behind you, but my cars only got a half a tank of gas”

[@SheldonAdama17]

I’d give a year’s salary to send Al Bundy to a Lizzo concert and film what happens 😂

[@yukich6957]

The hero that we all need But definetely do not deserve....

[@donaldparlettjr3295]

"Missed you with every bullet so far" man were those the days. These youngins can't and don't understand the days when everyone could rib and poke fun at everyone including themselves.

[@joetravieso3542]

everyone was made fun of...

[@B304A124]

+Hey Zeus "anymore"???

[@terryspry8482]

“Did you miss me!?” “With every bullet so far”

[@johnstriker480]

Say that to Tank Girl

[@jasonung8808]

If aired today, this be cancelled after Season 1. I'm glad i grew up with this.

[@sammencia7945]

After Episode 1. Everyone involved would be cancelled and fired.

[@jasonung8808]

@@sammencia7945 Oh definitely. And their whole career would be ruined.

[@ThaabBenton7491]

Amen to that

[@99thJediWarrior]

Well someone did try to cut it down back then too. But thankfully, more people loved it than hated it.

[@codyeble0713]

​@@99thJediWarrior they literally mentioned her in the show lol got the tv show cancelled and football haha

[@SuperWittleGuy]

Sadly, a sitcom like this today would never fly because of all the whiny, sensitive people that have nothing better to do but get offended by anything, everything and anyone that even sneezes the wrong way.sad how far backwards we have gone. RIP Married With Children. I LOVED your show and you will live on on KZbin and our memories!

[@ja3482]

I remember reading back in the day that this show was secretly one of the best places for opportunities for women. More women writers on the staff than most shows, Amanda Bearse directed 31 episodes (and was able to go on to do more at other shows), and as you can see from this compilation it was one of the only opportunities for overweight comedians/actresses to get work for a long time. It's another great example of how, if they followed the Rules of post 2010 Wokeness and destroyed this show, they would be ironically stripping all sorts of opportunity from the very people they purport to want to help.

[@Azrael_357]

Al Bundy for President 2016, anyone?

[@raydenzidane6]

Ace's High ye

[@thebrazilianatlantis165]

War with the French? I could live with that.

[@raydenzidane6]

Joseph Scott me too

[@raltommo]

I Set Fires You know Married with two kids was a really popular Sitcom in France, right ? I watched it growing up. Loved that shit. And man Katey Sagal was (and still is!) a babe. So yeah why should we fight ? I say let's just sit down and watch reruns !

[@raydenzidane6]

Mimosa E. she is still hot, but was it the same show?

[@tepesvoda464]

"Hey honey! Did you miss me"? "WITH EVERY BULLET SO FAR!"

[@cigaretteman5716]

This show was the Karen destroyer

[@RC-ve8dl]

We need Al Bundy now more than ever.

[@waynesmith8428]

Most men in America could relate with Al Bundy better than any other character on T.V.

[@stonecold316339]

Agreed! Except for him not wanting to give it to Peggy. I mean I can't be the only one who thought Peggy was hot! lol

[@Am0ment0fB]

"Who would you rather spend the night with, your wife or....?" " B " Ha.

[@madmike9398]

I miss humor like this. Fuck people's feelings nowadays, honestly...

[@madmike9398]

@catonatinroof I'm 29... people in the 90's and even 2000-2010 had much thicker skin than people nowadays.

[@CharleswoodSpudzyofficial]

@catonatinroof hey screw you :)

[@MatthewJones-jg4eu]

@@madmike9398 dont generilse a hole generation people protested married with children to they just didnt have Twitter to be overly heard

[@regaininglife9084]

@catonatinroof Lol ok pussy

[@sneedandfeed]

@catonatinroof ok redditer

[@CenturianCornelious]

"Women want sex as much as we do. They just don't show it because... Well, that's just how spiteful they are." -- Al Bundy

[@YangBalanceYin]

This show would be eviscerated in today's culture.

[@amatherly81608]

So true! Everyone looks to be offended

[@tyler.london]

The women who played his customers have top notch humor!!

[@pathfinder1295]

Let's hear it for all the women who felt comfortable enough in their own skin to be cast on a show JUST to be insulted for their size. 👏 👏 👏

[@otundetchagala9560]

Hey 50 bucks is 50 bucks

[@Dilligaf1]

Got em a few Big Mac meals : )

[@deafmusician2]

I wondered if that one woman was the one who played Jenny Sacrimoni in Sopranos

[@padraig5335]

@@deafmusician2 Right? I was just thinking the same thing, then read your comment.

[@marcelparker6755]

@@deafmusician2 She was

[@squirehaggard4749]

With America being overrun with Karens, we need Al more than ever!

[@jeru_jj1161]

I have to say, big respect to all those non-hourglass-figure actresses that had enough chill to play in this show.

[@ailouros24]

Yes sometimes I feel sorry for them.

[@danielkirby819]

Great call Jeru, it was funny as fuck humour for that time, but I must admit feeling uneasy at the plight of the actresses filling those roles.

[@mrabrasive51]

Hey,20 bucks is 20 bucks!

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

@@danielkirby819 they got their revenge in one episode.

[@GenXMetal_Head]

Watched this with my mom as a kid was a great growing up experience. We both loved it. Miss you mom.

[@drogosmoji91]

Back when it was still allowed to tell jokes without getting cancelled

[@bzlbzl230]

In the age of political correctness taken to extremes, watching Al Bundy's jokes is particularly satisfying.

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

"Excuse me, but am I invisible?!" "Possibly from Pluto" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ladyfire44]

Fat Woman: I've just have had enough of you. Al: You wouldn't say that if I came with medium fries and a drink. You know medium, the size between small and You!

[@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs]

@@ladyfire44 I want a balloon You already got one

[@scottd2180]

Gotta give credit to those larger ladies taking those acting gigs and not getting all upitty. The good ole days, when people had a sense of humor and could take a joke without getting offended.

[@FourScoreSevenYearsAgo]

“Don’t make fun of our weight 2, 4, 6, 8 Don’t make fun of our weight!!” *”1, 2, 3, 4 Your gonna fall though the floor!”*

[@KenKen-um9bf]

Man you'll NEVER see anything like this on tv today. Hence why it's actually funny.

[@goblue7100]

The times when people didnt get offended by everything

[@emperorpicard7222]

No matter how hard he tried.

[@andreaswiklund7197]

No. Only the overweight got sad when they were made fun of. So no problem there i guess.

[@goblue7100]

I'm fat as hell 6 ft 295 doesn't mean I get offended by what someone says and if it did I would work a little harder losing it. I'm not being made fun of for something I cant control it was my bad choices in diet and exercise that got me here

[@andreaswiklund7197]

@@goblue7100 Yeah, that is you and that is fine. But i happen to know people who are so fed up with overweight being made fun of. It kind of sends the signal that they are less valued and looked down on.

[@DeathShark00]

@@andreaswiklund7197 to be fair, al talked shit to everyone not just fat ppl

[@danabuch324]

"How dare you say that to my face." "Well I'd say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas." One of the best lines ever.

[@Fierysaint1]

Yeah best insult hands down! Very creative and hilarious!

[@kenp7814]

Surprised KZbin doesn't pull this for violations of hurting fat feelings

[@Jtworthy1]

Al Bundy is the quintessential experienced male (even greater than an alpha) lol he's made so many mistakes that he jus knows what he's talkin about

[@freyathejack]

The world is so fucked up right now that this show would be banned right after the first episode. Sad...

[@MF12345-v]

no the show would be on tv , becuase people knows the different of a joke or insult , not everyone the guy in the white house can not see the different

[@kermitdagangster1012]

Who's here to escape all the BULLSHIT in 2020!!

[@KY-ki3ci]

I feel fortunate that I grew up with this show, nowadays this would be cancelled, what a shame