Grunty's Roster Rhymes - Volume 1 | Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

[@blazedultimate]

PAC-man “You say ghosts run when you start attacking? Give me one minute and I’ll send you packing.” “If you dare splash me with that fire hydrant, I’ll show you just how much I’ll get violent!”

[@lll.24601]

Gruntilda: “Your skin is so soft, it makes me filled with rage” Rosalina: *taunts* “You’re damn right”

[@nicegoatdoctor8224]

Love how she just compliments Wario instead of roasting him!

[@matthewgg9286]

Don't be surprised that in Grunty's point of view, Wario's usage of garlic is like peppermint gum, and his farts are akin to perfume.

[@BenjaminPruitt-c9h]

There cut from the same corrupt cloth

[@feeble_goblin3764]

Game respects game

[@BrazilianMongoose]

They would get along. Or hate eachother. No in between

[@scarletshadowzz]

it even seems like she wants to get with him 😭

[@JunkJester6131]

Potential rhyme insult for Mewtwo: "The most powerful Pokemon born in a lab? This cat's title has gone the way of the slab! Don't try to argue about your Evolutions in X and Y, Megas went the way of the Dodo-- Bye bye!"

[@joseluistrejo1859]

Don't you dare insult the almighty Mewtwo or ELSE YOU WILL DIE!

[@TheMinetaEnjoyer]

you mean the way of the Doduo

[@Slimeballer21]

⁠@@joseluistrejo1859We’ll give you an uppercut so strong that it will send you to the sky!

[@alecrutz956]

@@TheMinetaEnjoyer this is brilliant

[@Parz03]

Whoever wrote these really gets who Gruntilda is

[@TBevill1231]

This should’ve been in the game! This was a huge missed opportunity!

[@Anthonyvideogame]

Right?

[@jonathanbrandli7189]

Grunty being a playable character AND roasting others was the huge missed opportunity, my friend!

[@orangeslash1667]

@@jonathanbrandli7189 Remember villains are usually hard to balance, when Ridley became playable alot of people had a hard time playing him.

[@six_buck_dlc]

@@jonathanbrandli7189Grunty would unfortunately work more as an Assist Trophy and Guidance-styled background element. Banjo spams a taunt 15 times in a very short window and she shows up to insult either him or a rival.

[@dragonball4ever2009]

Seriously Nintendo. You guys went through all the trouble of MODELING her on the actual stage and you couldn't even get her to talk?

[@PJiggles]

Aye this is great, I can't wait to see the rest of the roster

[@roboto6457]

Ok, this is epic.

[@SFTellez]

PJiggles I definitely didn’t think you would watch this, but I’m not judging I’m just saying I wasn’t expecting to see a comment by you here

[@ihavenoideawhatmylifeis468]

I agree, this is amazing!

[@soniconabudgetstudios]

Hey

[@DiglettZone]

I love how Gruntilda likes Wario and Piranha Plant, and gives Bowser Jr. a pointer

[@DannyScottyEnty]

This tribute to Grunty and Smash is simply sublime. It's pretty fantastic how you get these insults to rhyme. I thoroughly enjoyed Grunty's Smash inspired diatribe, So I guess I have no choice, but to Like and Subscribe!

[@deteneko6776]

Your rhyming comment was really something. Kid you not, because I'm not bluffing. Let's hope the next video will be as good, because this one was the best with every word. Banjo-Kazooie was a series I refuse to forbid, because I loved the games ever since I was a kid. Yooka-Laylee can't break them apart, because the bear and bird stayed within my heart.

[@inkstar7521]

@@deteneko6776”Good”and “word” have no rhyme! Pay better attention in English next time!

[@inkstar7521]

@@ClassicGamer9044 it was a joke

[@colorscales4269]

These rhymes are great and quite swell, but you forgot to ring that bell.

[@professorbrainstorminmemef4779]

I will give you one game show to shut the fuck up

[@numbuh1507]

"People say Sonic's moveset is lame but they match the quality of his last decade's games."

[@Pooper]

Underrated comment.

[@rocketmidbus6297]

@Muse Suse i Guess forces doesnt exist

[@rocketmidbus6297]

@Muse Suse well, i never played that game so who am i yo complain

[@TheScholarOfLemons]

is unleashed from 2004 or 2011 i just do not remember

[@c0mf0rta61ynum6]

@@TheScholarOfLemons 2008.

[@UnhingedZombieBear]

Steve (Minecraft: "People say that they wanted Steve for smash!" "But I gotta admit, we did all have a laugh!" "But who are we all to blame?" "This characters rating has increased, OH WHAT A SHAME!" King K Rool: "Well well well, if it isn't King K Rool!" "Instead of dealing with the monkeys, he steals their bananas! Oh what a fool!" "But I do say, this character is great in their fame," "For someone who's ever rarely been in a game!" *That's all I have for now.*

[@LuisMorales-gr2rs]

The rhymes can be better but I can't complain, this Grunty rosting just made my day!

[@Nmac-]

Weird idea for a wario roast. "His Greatest Achievement is learning to run. I highly doubt he'll show you fun." "Warios hind is like no other. But he'll Never be better than his purple brother."

[@SpongicX]

I find it fitting that she likes Piranha Plant and Wario, great video, I look forward to the others.

[@reesewhittington6778]

"Oh, a metal mystery; to see the core that powers Samus!" ".....Wait, she's a woman? ......I am a ignoramus."

[@_G.C]

I'm just disappointed they didn't take this opportunity to put this in. It's not as bad as getting a voice actor to record new lines, just grab the "greh grah" noises that she makes, and go to town

[@kenthuang436]

Here are my Grunty rhymes! Villager- You run around carrying an axe and cut down trees Yet the evil one is supposed to be me? Min Min- My what a beauty you are with such long arms But tell Grunty what happens when you lose all you charm? Simon- So you call yourself a hunter of vampires? Well your license to hunt will so be expired! Daisy- Roses are red, violets are blue. Sorry to say Peach is better than you! R.O.B.- What’s this? A pathetic plastic toy? Too bad your games brought no joy! Inklings- You run around shooting ink But in water you quickly sink! Cloud- You once dressed as an ugly girl To save Tifa. Soon chaos unfurled! Ridley- Saying you were too huge Was nothing but subterfuge! Lucina- I must admit that I can’t tell you apart From the one they call Marth! Sora- You can unlock anything with that Key Make things easy and hand it over to Grunty! Sephiroth- They say that you have a giant sword. No need to show Grunty, she’ll just take their word! Hero- That’s odd. They say that you’re a great Hero But all Grunty sees is a big fat zero!

[@syrusgrove8682]

Grunty saying Bowser's plans are bland Bowser's Fury be like hold my giant spike pillar thing.

[@Putuk22]

These were really great. A lot of people who try to write these tend to go too meta. Sure, B-K has its self-aware humor, but it isn't nearly as pronounced as people think it is. Also people tend to forget that Grunty is just really, REALLY gross. Of course she likes Wario!

[@nils920]

Megaman: They call him Megaman, the little Blue Bomber. Without that buster, he is a goner! Even with it you'll still get a flog. So why not scamper on your robot dog?

[@drjekyll5402]

We don't talk about what zero might theoretically have done with him

[@Nmac-]

"Warios Greatest Achievement is learning to run. I Highly doubt he'll show you fun."

[@magspierce7557]

You son of a- you know what? You want fun? WARIO SHOW YOU FUN!

[@Pooper]

"Wakka wakka wakka, just like a Muppet. Your mouth goes up and down like a lazy sock puppet!"

[@deteneko6776]

This video was awesome! I mean it, I swear! If this was in the game, that would totally be fair! You make it look easy for the characters to describe. So because of this video, I have no choice but to like and subscribe. So keep up the good work, I look forward to see more. Rhymes on the whole Smash roster is what I adore. :D

[@ianmanning4368]

The poetry behind these Disses do Just. As we laugh our noses off while our Guts do Bust. I look forward to seeing the Second. May it come soon the harder we Beckon?

[@Anton-de5vu]

This is such an amazing idea, they could keep adding more and more with new characters pretty easily since they don’t need to record new voice lines.

[@IvanSebastianTube]

I'm SO GLAD this gem came up on my recommended

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

Here’s one for Pac-Man: “The yellow ghost glutton? Oh, please! You’re just an outdated wheel of cheese! Nobody wanted you in smash anyways, they’ll only respect you if you’re stuck in a maze!”

[@jumpstar64]

It's the sosh :pink_gator:

[@skychaserthedragon2046]

She's having such a great time roasting the whole cast. And also considering where to get piranha plants, I guess?

[@DamontheDemon7]

Link: Warrior of the Triforce, silent as a mime But hogging all the babes?! What a terrible crime! With the Master Sword in hand, his blows are final. So why is Zelda’s name the one in the title?!

[@Emammany]

This just makes me realise how cool of a playable fighter Grunty would be

[@rebeccalotto8001]

one of her attacks is just ' vicious mockery'

[@arthurengine]

2:25 Come on, Gruntilda! This spiky tortoise would be the ideal husband for you.

[@captainmario_]

Wow this was really good!

[@brendenseitz3347]

Grunty’s Roster Roasts! Can’t wait for the next installment.

[@iwavrQwpX4uB39nilBlQ]

You used Nuts and Bolts music, you're amazing!!! :)))

[@ringsofblayze4026]

I will always stan Grunty

[@EndergeistYT]

I'll take no treasures, I'll take no bribe. Those are unneeded for me to subscribe! Because your humor is funny and your content is, too! When I want something funny, I'll look for you!

[@awakenedcrowl]

This needs to go viral. Glad Grant Kirkhope retweeted it. Left ya a sub :D

[@colorscales4269]

People may think witches and bears are outdated, but 1000 likes, this is underrated

[@Diego-Solano]

Grunty's remade portrait is a delight I really want more of this, they made my day bright Tho there's not more and I won't start a fight So rewatching this later I just might

[@OctoKrool]

This is actually a really cool concept!

[@jabarithegoldenlucario8841]

Alternative title: Grunty roasts the roster of Smash Bros with Rhymes.

[@glaciens23]

You catched Grunty's personality so well! I had to giggle a lot😊❤

[@marlee_goat]

How do you only have 200 subs?? This is some awesome content!

[@ericscott4860]

Shantae the half genie with a skill! It makes Grunty really ill!

[@sailgoat4733]

THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED VIDEO OMG

[@BrazilianMongoose]

“This peach is the pits” is actually really clever

[@LucasDarkGiygas]

Haha loved it, specially the Koopalings, Plant and Wario

[@gabe243]

I love the way daisys arms move to the beat!

[@DaDoc540]

Now that the final DLC characters for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate have been revealed, Gruntilda should also roast all of the snubs for unique, playable main character. (Assist Trophies, Spirits, and Mii outfits do not count as actual characters-in fact, they could be good reason for Grunty to roast them!)

[@thebravoinformant]

Super Smash Bros Roast with the best host

[@crypticstorm5309]

This was amazing! I can't wait to see the rest

[@andrewboyd8073]

Gotta love how her taunts for the Princesses and Koopas are mostly just spitting facts.

[@notamuffin]

I seriously don't know why I was suprised when Grunty makes it clear she likes Wario.

[@JediMaster362]

The funny thing is, the Mario cast is not even acknowledging Grunty's feedback about them!

[@ronnychristenjoyer6778]

Ah I was hoping she would complement Wario and you didn't disappoint :D

[@Lvl31Gardevoir]

I absolutely loved this i cant wait to see more!

[@Bakanaben2]

I think the guys of Rare should see this gold.

[@nils920]

If I recall correctly, Grant Kirkhope retweeted this video.

[@natedawg9006]

This video needs more views

[@drehkus3379]

Wahtilda ship!

[@ashtongiertz8728]

Small kingdom? Sarasaland's an empire spanning four separate kingdoms.

[@MrInvaderOhYeah]

This would have been a cool Easter egg in Smash. Too bad Grunty couldn’t insult the video game characters who clash.

[@videakias3000]

since wario and the piranha plant got complimented instead of roasted I will roast them myself: for piranha plant: "its teeth are sharp and its fire is hot but it is still spending its life either in a pipe or a pot. it's patience really knows no ends yet despite its skills it still has no friends". for wario: "no buisness skills and cleptomaniac on top his friends are his life's only hope. his mouth could really use a few scented drinks from all the garlick his breath really stinks."

[@demi-femme4821]

I likehow Grunty approves of Wario because he's pretty much exactly like her.

[@toonghost3]

Praying Nintendo does this for the next Smash

[@charliekahn4205]

Grunty could deal damage by taunting

[@solocheshcat3187]

To Rayman: The forgotten icon, fresh off the bleachers. No arms, no legs, yet lacks any features. But there is one thing that Grunty finds funny. Ol' Rayman got replaced by a bunny.

[@SleepyLuigi]

As a junior secondary, she’s got a point. As a piranha plant main though, she’s got taste.

[@haydenbush8518]

This should have been a thing like Palutena's guidance

[@cardboardgod]

Great choice to sweet-talk Wario. Like, it just makes sense.

[@andrescastro9243]

This is amazing!

[@VentiVR]

You deserve more Subs!

[@aspro9230]

Mario dancing lol

[@Motolmang]

Look at this terrifying armored stranger! No power is as scary as controlled unbridled anger! If you'll excuse Grunty, he makes my throat a bit coarse! Because beings of the dark he gives no remorse! With a one man army's arsenal, like a double barreled shotgun! He'll rip and tear, until the job is done!

[@eyeccantseeyouu]

I bet grunty can spit some hot bars

[@syrusgrove8682]

Also the fact that the only one she doesn't insult is Wario and Piranha plant

[@teaoftraffic]

1:57 who’s gonna tell her?

[@ClassicGamer9044]

It's nice seeing grunty with skin again and not a skeleton or a robot

[@dragonleo_lemon7184]

i LOVE how some of these are positive

[@Youtuubpewp]

MORE!! Gotta have MORE!!

[@Slashthekitsune]

Of COURSE she'd like Wario.

[@broden4838]

If Grunty makes a rhyme about Doomguy's very low chances of getting in, I hope she mentions Columbine (Since my theory of him not getting in is because it's been 20 years since that incident)

[@SpathiCaptainFwiffo]

All i can think of for steve is be there or be square and this guy didn't show up

[@PhoenixAlaris93]

Of course she’d like Wario. Why am I not surprised

[@jacobbear7405]

She has a crush on wario lol

[@lisettegarcia7013]

Imagine how she will be with Ganondorf.

[@zanok7796]

please add more that I would love to hear the rhymes for the 3rd party characters

[@pixwool]

"A hedgehog that's fast! Oh, how marvelous! Your franchise's survival is surely miraculous! Wario's moveset even contains a fart! But compared to yours, his is a work of art!"

[@Anthonyvideogame]

Well she’s not wrong about Bowser Jr’s paintbrush

[@Gaudimann]

Every echo is slighty different, Peach and Daisy are not. What is the reason? What is the plot? There was quite the potential, it´s such a shame! This comment was made by a Daisy main!

[@ninjoe4889]

Awesome!

[@tytan555]

Top rappers Eminem is afraid to fight:

[@jasonjellie9342]

Wow princess toadstool got burned

[@fatboi1000]

MOAR!!!!

[@garythemoth8049]

Wario's is the best by far, she's just hitting on him hard

[@booboss9779]

Came from Pjiggles, pretty nice.

[@Banjoisawesome]

Interested in hearing what she has to say about Sonic.

[@thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522]

“Too bad this hedgehog’s tale has been much too sad / Stuck with so many games, that all were bad / along with his fan base, who’s so raving mad...”

[@Banjoisawesome]

@@thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522 :) Grunty, you forget...Sonic got a successful movie...

[@itsMKiAM]

There’s that speedy blue rat. You keep running-only the signs of a coward, I can tell you that! Your voice, oh how you’ve fallen, even old Grunty can hear Jason Griffith calling! The Werewolf in you was the only time you were liked, so now I truly think it’s time to take a hike!

[@SealFan-vg7ke]

These are more like roasts

[@laprechaun12]

She roasts everyone but Piranha Plant 🌱 and Wario

[@videakias3000]

the piranha plant got complimented instead of being roasted. wario wasn't roasted either.

[@Aflay1]

WHEN IT COMES TO RHYMES, THERES NO DEBATE GRUNTILDA'S RHYMES ARE FIRST RATE

[@SakuraPottage]

Pitiful little Crow, took the fangirls' breath away... Yet all the storywriter wants is his existence astray.

[@SFTellez]

Blue paint, please make more, it’s been two months

[@nd35780]

It seems that the sequel is moving quite slow, and the longer it takes, the more impatient viewers grow! Perhaps if you gave us what we are all wanting, then our growing demand might've become less daunting... -No rush, or anything, just wanted to add in my own rhyme for fun's sake.-