GRWM/ STORYTIME: how the series of unfortunate events began (ep. 1)

what's happening y'all came back on the chan chan to give y'all a scoop on how the homie didn't spare my feelings.. rip
comment which storytime y'all wanna see next ;)
open for the good shit slime
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frequently asked questions (not really) :
age: 16
ethnicity: i am mexican japanese and white
birthday: MAY 28, 2004
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grade: junior in the high school
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have a good day shawty

[@jerykanava3678]

dez is one of the only youtubers i can binge watch and not get bored of

[@HarmonySook]

that’s what i’m sayin

[@SydneyyDurann]

Thats what i felt but dont lie she gotten somewhat boring and her energy changed and her videos dont hit the same but hey i love watching her videos🥲

[@jerykanava3678]

@@SydneyyDurann the editing makes her so entertaining though, i love her

[@jessieeguerrero]

Yesssss !!!!!

[@user-st5ui9et9l]

facts

[@juliannaloya698]

damn sis had to make a quick disclaimer abt stuttering bc people just keep coming at her 😩😩

[@520angelica]

omg fr 😭

[@ariannasoto1294]

i was just gonna say the same thing like its not serious people b coming for her for nun

[@lytheprettygirl]

I’m actually glad she put that. I stutter myself and it’s definitely not something to be ashamed of :)

[@kylamay20495]

i love dez, but twitter is just not her forte

[@cristalvalencia8877]

@@520angelica all

[@thaxtontimmis9802]

“Don’t push me in the water 😩”

[@madi.q]

PLEASE FRRR 😫

[@vivianm.13]

“por flavor”

[@6lack18]

Lmfao

[@debbiemarrero]

so you got insta or what?😼

[@smirshmira]

@@debbiemarrero shut up Debbie

[@clarita9962]

“he was cute back then & ngl he’s STILL cute” ME ASF w my middle school crush😫

[@bean2347]

SAME 😩 he hates me tho🥲

[@joselyn8604]

ME but with my ELEMENTARY crush

[@sia7162]

bruh meeeee 😭🧍🏻‍♀️mines from elementary tho edit; ion even remember who i was talking about.. LMFAOOO

[@aracelihernandez8703]

@@bean2347 SAME 💀🏃🏽‍♀️

[@inoskipoo]

same

[@coraly659]

hol up “ep 1” okaeyyyy bestie coming out with a series 🙄

[@mvgicboba3181]

Lmaoooo

[@Vanessa-tt4cy]

6th grade Dez telling September that her mom found out and breaking up w him : 👁💧👄💧👁

[@drizzyrey4]

She did not say with shitty lighting or shitty people..... such a mood love my bestieeee dez!!

[@drizzyrey4]

@missbr4t girlll thats such a compliment tysmm i lover her too!!!

[@jules8975]

YUHHHH U ALREADY KNOW THIS BOUT TO BE GOOD WHEN IT GOES BACK TO MIDDLE SCHOOL DEZ

[@alyssa7053]

she did not just say “porflavor” 😭 I CANT PLS-

[@usernotfound111]

I DIED LMAO

[@brooklyncoats2239]

I feel like dez smokes weed but isn’t gonna say she does cuz she’ll get in trouble there’s no way she don’t 😭

[@KanyinsTv]

Quick inspiration for you all - Remember that God placed you where you are at this exact moment for a reason. Your current struggles and challenges mean something. Whatever your going through , God loves you to much for it not to work out🤍💫

[@nanana2448]

Amen

[@stephanypadilla6447]

Amen y Amen!

[@Evess27]

Amen !

[@lilyr.7573]

Amén 🙏🏻

[@Menorystain]

Amen love this thank you! All glory to God💗

[@jessica8585]

so we all had a heartbreak in 6th grade 😭

[@isabellalabay6137]

nah all the boys at my school were ugly so I never dated 💀

[@keilotrejo6117]

STILL GOING THRU IT LMFAOO

[@tink6225]

@@isabellalabay6137 same lmfao

[@victoriasalexa]

yup☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@jessicacalderon1293]

my 2 yr relationship ended in 6th grade, DUHHHH . YUH.🤌🏻LMAOOO WTF 🤣

[@juliannarojas9418]

Bro dez is so funny w out even trying like 😭😭😩I be getting my humor from her and lexis

[@myaa4487]

Not me going back to her old videos to see what “April” looked like 😂😂

[@karolb1738]

same asf

[@asyoushould5200]

did u ever find them😭😭

[@torilinville3171]

okay wait- but the girl ain’t even look that asian

[@AlejandraMendoza-xt8xi]

What videos is she in 😭👋

[@tink6225]

link bruh

[@danielamartinezlopez7304]

Dez you should make a podcast girl . I would definitely listen to that too . Trust me slime could come out with a 1 hour video and I would sit through it and watch it again

[@casandramendezz]

She said she’s making one with Alexis 🥰

[@ahn-uh-lee]

@@casandramendezz it’s literally been two years and she’s still saying this 😫

[@rosiiie3840]

She lied to your face ?? 😭oh nah she really wasn’t a biscuit -

[@ryybeezy]

NAH CUZ I WAS DYING WHEN SHE WAS DESCRIBING HER FRIEND AS A BISCUIT

[@katiepgreen]

"for all you nosey people..this is for you" could have just said my name dez😔💔

[@emiiililiaa5262]

NAH cuz i want a september reveal dez be gassing him up like hold up👀🧐😏

[@Sofia-lp4tj]

SAMEEE I WANNA SEE HIM

[@bripadilla3705]

@@coconutcreampieslayyy wait what’s the video called

[@azianyaragon4035]

@@coconutcreampieslayyy tag me or sum shit girl or what the name of the video

[@coneyislandqueen444]

@@azianyaragon4035 just go to oldest vids and click the first one

[@cecejohnson4629]

istg if dez comes out with a podcast i’d listen to her religiously

[@isabelle6101]

blessed us with a 30 min video 😩😩😩

[@paigedilley7182]

You and Emma chamberlain are literally the only people I look forward to watching♥️♥️🤚🏻

[@usernotfound111]

YES

[@destinynavarro7976]

gemini queens

[@ikayra532]

FRR AAAHH

[@mvgicboba3181]

Yesss

[@isabellalabay6137]

me too I swear I can binge their videos and not get bored

[@welcomeorwelcomebacktomych7121]

“circle bench”… a table love🙁🤣

[@jasminsaenz6494]

i’ve never clicked on a video so fast

[@Kimmykimchi101]

factsss

[@sxye.i]

I was busy doing my homework that I was struggling on :/

[@filmswithdories998]

Dez’s life is so interesting bro😭 nah somebody come get slime a reality show 😩

[@mariellmania]

i’m so excited for this storytime series

[@georgerobles4050]

Bruhh she was really sittin there in detention just watching april and september play couple basketball 😭

[@eilanis8294]

FINALLY SLIME i was waiting🤗🙏

[@aniyaaa4465]

@@nadiakellawan493 girl what

[@vivelise16]

@@nadiakellawan493 huh.

[@aylin.3945]

@nadia shamack??

[@444vannah2]

I don’t care if ur video is 2 hours long it will not be boringgg

[@miaalize732]

i was about to skip the ad but i was like nahh i’ll give bestie the coin for the one time 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@jijiflower2506]

Dez: I was friends with this Selena girl Also her: I don’t wanna say her name so ima call her April

[@alyh5567]

Selena a different person

[@marielahernandez7306]

dez talking about how her mom made her break up with September me surprised my mom haven't figured out that im dating someone in 7th grade lmfao

[@isabelle6101]

missing zoom class to watch this‼️‼️🤞

[@guapmel]

same asf 😁😁

[@sxfia2411]

my teacher on zoom needs to stfu I need to watch, I've been waiting too damn long for a new video 😩

[@shyanneblake9094]

slime, you looking good with that new hair color. and I already know this series finna be BUSSIN

[@leahmb3215]

ur such a great storyteller, u get off topic but like it makes sense and it’s worth it lol

[@spacepunkjules7341]

I just noticed how much I relate to this cus I had no school best friends like I’m still a lonely mf to this day for the reason that I didn’t have school friends 😭😔👋🏻it had to be the pretty girls being mean to you too

[@user-lh4is9qg2w]

okay but ur actually so gorgeous whatt

[@spacepunkjules7341]

@@user-lh4is9qg2w thank you 🥺

[@spacepunkjules7341]

@@prnst4r they where popular cus they where mean and nobody likes going against a mean popular girl I’ve done it came out wrong 😭😂

[@kennypoomwa]

fr

[@vzyjade]

I have so many crazy ass stories from 6th grade omfg that year was crazy I stg😭

[@felixelgatto]

Homie said chilling like a villain like five times in 20 minutes Lmaoo Ima start saying it too damn 😫‼️

[@princess_punk]

pls dont- ._.

[@444sheryl]

Dez can talk for hours and I’ll enjoy hearing it 😭

[@usernotfound111]

Okay okay... is it just me or I’m seeing development in Dez?? Like the development that helps her and her mental health ?? Causeee *love to see it fr!☝🏻😌*

[@abelzepeda4170]

slime said storytime starts at 2:08 and its already 6 in with no story time yet😭

[@nevaehsteele1164]

frrr

[@itsjazzlyn101]

You one of the only KZbinr I can watch a 32 minutes video

[@AshleyObviously]

I’ve been waiting for this one 🤌🏼

[@aadrianaouterbridge3293]

bruh i waited for those 4 hours like my life depended on it

[@eslie8692]

ayooo i was binge watching old dez videos and I saw a new one WHEN I TELL YOU MY FINGERS MOVED SO QUICK😭😭😭dez stunnin as alwayssss🙄

[@eleanorpaladin9527]

I swear dez she was the one who taught me if anyone ever tryna start sum, just let it go and be the bigger person “mature”. Cuz in the end it Lowkey never mattered 😂

[@eleanorpaladin9527]

Lmao I made it to the end of the video, It ends up just teaching you a lesson dez your right.

[@elyzadecastro8677]

Oh wow we can all agree that just something with Dez just talking, the way she talk like it’s so satisfying. I never stop a video of her I swear

[@briannaramirez654]

'por flavor' 😭😭 im dead af. amen

[@aliyahclaireee]

PLEASEEE give us a storytime on what happend to you and your old bestfran 😔😔😔

[@destinyjeselle184]

Am I the only one curious to know how April and September look like?😭😂

[@laylaa3500]

MEE TOOO

[@destinyjeselle184]

I found out September haha

[@destinyjeselle184]

September’s @ I think on insta is @d1jorgie

[@enternamehere1968]

I think April are in her oldest videos

[@enternamehere1968]

@d1jorgie

[@itsarah]

Dez:uploads Me: CLICKS FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT I make vidz 🥰

[@marielahernandez7306]

bro stfu clout chaser

[@dannadeleon6391]

Ok but like bru you’re the only person I could hear a story time from🙏🏻💀 it’s just something about it that makes it entertaining

[@kyleemariesumergido2775]

When dez said "who wanna be my friend" at 7:01 I felt that bc that was legit me in 4th grade no cap 😭

[@thaxtontimmis9802]

IM SO GOD DAM EXCITED AHHHHH THANKS DEZ FOR THE EARLY VID! QUEEN ENERGY ASF😩🤝😩💯

[@kareleiortiz2430]

i saw story time and clicked so fast😭😭

[@ikayra532]

the fact that homie has to make a series on this one 😭😭 feel ya slime😩😩😔🤝

[@mariellmania]

how come dez makes everything so entertaininggggg 😩🤚🏼

[@bratzdolllxx]

finally shawty posted I’ve been so bored 😕‼️

[@theemusee_]

just got done binge watching all ur moving videos. just gave dez that coin

[@itzellmendoza6007]

i love this because she’s making this series to connect with her following, and let us and other see she’s just like any other girl and has things happen to her just like we do. so many people like to hate on influencers but don’t realize everyone is growing and making decisions, and there’s no reason to make everything so hateful.

[@trunksbearlly5064]

I think she’s just doing it because she thinks it’s entertaining

[@yarelycervera2649]

not us all knowing this series bouta be more interesting then any other show😩🤌🏼

[@lytheprettygirl]

How do you remember things from 6th grade? I can’t even remember what I ate for dinner last night 😭😭😭

[@jarbanzo1615]

So we all had elementary school relationships and got caught by our parents? Oh ok 💀

[@kaseyd2528]

dez: and i was like........ pause me: *literally says this in every conversation*

[@lacyszn]

I’m so ready for more of these😂 this was funny ASFFFF😭😭

[@jessieeguerrero]

LMAOOO once again when I got the Notification I zoommmmedd outta my class 😭😭love yah dezzz

[@cestmoibooshe-her3773]

Bruh, the way I’ve been waiting for another story time 😰 So excited, got my snacks!!

[@angelinamichelle529]

it’s clear that dez has grown sm, love this for her period

[@addictedtomaifa]

The hair color looks GORGEOUS ON YOU❤️☺️

[@AmourAsiaa]

her storytimes are literally the best like i deadass would listen to any story she has to tell bruh 🙏

[@itschicky687]

No one: Dez: April and September

[@_ohnoitsjoy_9236]

ok, but bestie your hair looks so pretty ✨

[@nataliegrace2629]

didn’t clock in to zoom for this 😩💅🏼

[@lexiii9863]

GIRLLL you are GLOWINGGGG PHYSICALLY & MENTALLY you seem so happy 😩😩 ILYSMMM PLS KEEP YOUR HEAD UP & CONNECT WITH US MORE & KEEP POSTING 💘💘💘

[@guapmel]

girl you been more active , proud of you slime 😢😢

[@alvvvvv127]

Bro the way she acts is just addicting 😩🤞🏼

[@kaylaties9744]

oh my god ive been missing storytimes so damn bad

[@ilenev6435]

YESSSS love the story times 😫😫. Mane but youve been thru hella to build who u are now nd many ppl dont know that or know why u act a certain way so they stay hating 😃👍 but dw the we gotchu!!!

[@CapriSunSign]

I forget you’re so young LOL I feel a little weird being 24 and enjoying your videos but hey! you’re funny (regardless of age), and I’m a metiche (regardless of age) 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[@lilianaaxv]

The new look is bomb asf girl luv itt

[@oksugga189]

Right!😩😍

[@themskarinaj]

“Because shes an aries” me being an aries O😀

[@vvvviiiicccc100]

dezs humor is the best thing on the planet, prove me wrong ✋

[@hadassad6880]

Finally slime posted wtf I was waiting 😔👀😂😂

[@melaniesosa8475]

I freaking luv fez. Literally my comfort KZbinr since you were in-sixth grade 😩

[@blessedmb5400]

damn finally, ms figi we missed you

[@arizona6949]

Dez & Alexis are the only youtubers I’ve been watching lately and I swear I’m never gonna get bored of them they’re the most fun to watch

[@gooobersnott]

when she said “gurl took my boyfriend, stop tryna take my hobby too” i wh3333zed 🗣🗣🗣

[@PC-kk6cd]

nah cus this was the most entertaining video of the year 💯🙌🏻🙏🙏 keep it cominnnn 😩😩🙏🙏🙏

[@jesmariejennette4140]

slime finally posted i been missing her😩💪🏽

[@ritchellsegovia2748]

Never have grabbed my phone faster over a notification😩

[@lillysaccount8959]

Dez is the only KZbinr who will never lie to us 😖

[@urlocalmiilfy5809]

dezzzz you should do a self confidence + self love advice video 💕🥺

[@valeriesabrina1001]

that happened to me in 8th grade I was like damn my best friend is really with my ex..... did me LMAOOO now they both happily engaged in their own relationships

[@janelle5233]

I been waiting for some story timesss I missed them🤲🏽🤲🏽🙌🏽⌛️

[@paolafernandez2864]

FINALLYYYYYY we all where waitingggg for thisss😎

[@emeliatrifiletti2006]

I can watch dez’s videos all day, legit slime be making interesting videos 😭

[@jocelynsanchez2810]

Not me going all the way to your old videos just to see who is “April”😭😭

[@AlejandraMendoza-xt8xi]

Did you find which video she’s in !!

[@kittyeves6762]

I couldn’t find any

[@jocelynsanchez2810]

@@AlejandraMendoza-xt8xi sorry I haven’t answered but I thinks she is in “mall vlog + haul” it’s from 4 years ago I think it’s that one I’m not sure.

[@McKenzieRose.]

Dez is one of the realist you tubers I watch that’s why I love her 😌😌

[@adr1annav]

GIRL- YOUR SO PRETTY PLS

[@dianathornton1480]

Yeahh grwm are back!!