STORYTIME: what my highschool soccer team was really like

[@dezmachado]

old intro cause this was preformed ;-)

[@dezmachado]

PREFILMED LOL

[@alanap4058]

BAHAHHA just rewrite it ahah

[@Jessicamartinez-ro5nw]

❤️❤️

[@abigailann3715]

DESDAMONA 👀👀

[@arissa6373]

DESDAMONA my fave intro

[@myainoa911]

“ if your mad contact my mother “ .. this is my mood 😂😂

[@briannamunoz2644]

Literally what I would always do in high school. I was like okay I am gonna call me mom because I know she got my back.

[@badbih1013]

mya Inoa i literally read this the same time she said it

[@Em-lg7kq]

haha can’t relate

[@graceo5971]

I read this and then she said it right after ! 😮 # cray cray

[@obbie1055]

i told that to my art teacher (my mom told me to) and she gave me a major referral for threatening her....

[@alocasvlogs7031]

Y’all just gonna ignore the wig on the Christmas tree?? LMAO

[@zariya99]

alondraa aa I’m late asf but I was just about to bring that up😂😂😂

[@JUHLUVRAE]

yeah

[@jbrownnn]

alondraa aa I WHEEZED

[@kelsybias]

😂😂😂

[@diyanara1706]

Omg I literally just commented the same thing and then saw ur post lol.

[@ariabazan6817]

“and then my mom hopped in her beamer “ SIS IM ROLLING 💀

[@sherryxolynn6968]

d!d

[@ginalynnkitson1899]

“if your mad, contact my mother” MY MOOD EVERYTIME MY SCHOOL TRIES IT

[@giiavonnaa6668]

Lmaooo “the white boy with the durag” 😭💀

[@ziona.mp4]

But atleast now dez gon get her coin from the team acting like hooligans😂

[@delilahhhhh]

Ziona XoXo 😂😂😂

[@shortfilms2296]

“ Hooligans “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@shortfilms2296]

Ziona XoXo aww you’re so pretty

[@ziona.mp4]

Kae la Rodriguez tysm💗

[@deathhblow]

Ziona XoXo frr tho 🤠

[@kemariaa]

i know my parents would’ve got that coach fired.

[@theycallmekokiz123]

Unfornatly my parents wouldn't they would basiclly tell me to deal with it

[@nxgsonmars9826]

Same, my mom would get pissed and i mean PISSED shed try to get everyone in trouble and the coach fired

[@user-lk3fh8se8g]

louupa exe This is 10000% my mom

[@kemariaa]

i didn’t realize how many likes this comment got until now💀

[@miaa4586]

Ke’Maria Reyes wish my parents cared

[@elmosworld1486]

even i was getting heated while hearing this story bro wtf 😭

[@jas8865]

Lynette O'Brien sameee😂

[@genyva6073]

Sameee

[@adaprudente1602]

i’m sayinnnn

[@arielle2835]

g me toooo

[@joycembeboh1877]

Lynette O'Brien yesssssss

[@nessacarranza5743]

“he couldn’t answer any of my texts , but he can have full on conversa- , oh” love that 😂

[@jaimeneill7024]

i dont know why that girl was captain, I was captain for years and I would never bring down players, if someone needs encouraging or advice you give it to them kindly???

[@mf570]

Jaime Neill BRO I CAN RELATE WITH A MEAN CAPTAIN😬😬😬

[@jbrownnn]

Jaime Neill right, that’s not how coaches should be

[@user-xs7mq3fn6o]

Exactly, I was captain and I always was rooting for everyone. Don't matter if you were a bench warmer, or whatever; you're still apart of the team.

[@ellarod2470]

The 7 dislikes are the girls from THE SOCCER TEAM BROO 🤣🤣

[@superladydestroyer]

Someone read the comments, felt bad and now there is 6🤣🤣🤙🏻

[@alexandratierranegra5410]

28***

[@Beeharu]

50* :(

[@PoopPoop-tm2wo]

53

[@thelightskinrat9523]

54*

[@beerspamz442]

"*Blank* is trying to threaten me to get kicked off the team" Yet doesn't blur the name in the text message. We know it's you Isabella 😂

[@toomanycolors5774]

It’s not even me but I’m still offended because my name is Isabella

[@Belllzaa]

@@toomanycolors5774 same im only offended bc thats my name too

[@evieee43]

isabella is canceled in my book

[@wistful4684]

A girl in my class is named Isabella we had A LOT OF BEEF ,but we cool now,

[@isabellawestmelendez9390]

💀💀🥴

[@leidixo]

I bet the dislikes are from the soccer girls & their friends😭 Cause Des went AWF🤣

[@tarynabree9323]

Leidi Martinez I agree but if we’re being honest the other soccer team girls ain’t got that many friends

[@kaidyn1662]

They prolly ain’t even got no friends🤣

[@Kaylah2realll]

Ha what friends?

[@allynash]

this didnt even happen to me and im PRESSED about this. id throw my cleats in their face bro oh my godd

[@laneybuckhanan1854]

Miranda Sanchez dang why she scared lol

[@laneybuckhanan1854]

john fucking marston what does that mean lol

[@laneybuckhanan1854]

Miranda Sanchez dont cuss at me why you comeing at mw

[@jorgemontes4855]

@@mirandasanchez3972 u stfu dumb ass bitch

[@khloe1498]

fr thats a mood, and why yall fighting in the comments...🤡💀

[@ameliaodette8533]

“Did y’all want me to give ya a cookie”😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks y’all for the likes 🤪 BRUH I DIDNT EVEN KNOW DEZ LIKED THIS COMMENT OMG

[@jenab5007]

Amelia Odette you didn’t even say anything funny lolz

[@jbrownnn]

Amelia O right😂

[@nadsjwi]

lol why the fvck do i get Dance Moms vibes from this 😂 “Soccer Moms”

[@sareinahartates4931]

oh fck 😂😂😂

[@keegrayburn4651]

nadine patuga fr that’s my mom hahah

[@marinybor4156]

😂😂that’s what I thought lmfao

[@sarah-ge5dk]

nadine patuga she even named the girl 'lilliana' like the girl from dance moms 😂

[@kaijaholland5464]

bro soccer moms are BRUTAL

[@noeliatorres6738]

i never watch storytimes let alone a 31 minute long one but bihhh, this shit was so intriguing i was visualizing everything 😂

[@rachellinaaa]

noelia torres right! A whole movie

[@aminaa77]

fr 😂

[@AP-ty4xc]

noelia torres SAME

[@kdejesus3635]

High school sports is literally ALL ABOUT CONNECTIONS

[@annawisnewski7487]

Kaylee Dejesus AGREED

[@jbrownnn]

Kaylee Dejesus fs

[@sharonmburu4423]

Kaylee Dejesus wat does that mean ?

[@jbrownnn]

Kaylee Dejesus ik im late but facts

[@jadynvarner2836]

period .

[@robynboyo957]

Lol this soccer team seems unorganized asf

[@makaylasheehan9788]

cutting your hair wasn’t a mistake lol i love it

[@jessies7904]

“if you’re mad, contact my mother” i’m dead💀💀😂

[@vinah2061]

jessie s when did she say that?

[@jessies7904]

just vinah 1:35

[@priscillacontreras5464]

IS YOUR COACH BLIND OR SOMETHING??? HE WAS REALLY ACTING LIKE HE WAS STEVIE WONDER 🤣

[@maddygonzalez446]

Priscilla Contreras this comment has me dead 😂

[@aryssacarbajal2039]

LMAOOO!!! like fr !!!

[@esmeralda__rojo2923]

bITCH DONE SAID STEVIE WONDER LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@bb-yt6ss]

i legit imagined him to look like that

[@kenziestaton831]

Omg Bahahahhah

[@lizzym302]

if i ever texted my coach like that...and i oop

[@cate13young]

"soccer is truly my sport... i'm lowkey not that good at it but-" lmao yes girl do what you love

[@danielacorral7936]

cate13young FELT THAT

[@jbrownnn]

cate13young righttttt

[@moralezkiddos]

I swear your mom seems the best like go off

[@yenny565]

looks like ima b in bed for 30 more mins thanks Dez

[@ruthsuarez4863]

honestly

[@geraldinnecruz4682]

SAMEE

[@mahnoorshaheen2391]

jennifur ME TOO GIRL

[@kennedy1978]

jennifur me thooo

[@jassyjackass]

Frfr tho

[@astraeakaley7331]

I think all high school sports are toxic. My friend in high school had a lot of drama with her soccer team, and my softball team had a lot of drama too.

[@cattleyasturies292]

Astraea & Kaley not all of them is really depends on the people and who they act also how they were raised all the girls in the sports I played /hear about they all seem very nice and treat each other like family. Like they are some really toxic people out there

[@vanessagracemun]

My cheer team was ALL drama

[@katiemonsonmonson7830]

Yes girls sports are full of drama

[@sophiemarvin96]

Yep I quit my high school soccer team due to drama

[@nyerahtalley4892]

Same with my track team

[@sahale5194]

22:57 “ i did what i had to do.... i snitched” y’all lemme tell u i DIED 🤣

[@madisonhomen4546]

I died when she said “ do you want me to give you a cookie?” 😂😂😂😂

[@Themysterymachine03]

Me too

[@eightoh5ive]

Shady teachers that talk shit about u behind ur back to make others feel like their somthing. IVE HAD MANY OF THOSE

[@madisonc8066]

*Ion known bout y’all but des be lookin good in beanies in my opinion!!😍👀*

[@ashgonnaketchum9623]

madison c phat agreeee

[@janesafernandez4052]

madison c Yessss😍👀

[@madisonc8066]

@@ashgonnaketchum9623 like okay SLAY des🤩

[@heyitz_natsmh4803]

I literally love how supportive and protective Desiree's mom is like she won't let anyone talk to her daughter like that🙌🏽

[@victorianino3189]

“don’t ever try to mess w my and my mother” HAAAAA i love that

[@4rellii]

omg i can relate so much, i used to play soccer my freshman year and the team i was on was also toxic , i ended up fighting one of my team mates and got kicked off the soccer club 🤣

[@karlaevangelista1555]

Areelii Gomez damn storytime sis 🤣

[@jbrownnn]

Areelii Gomez please do a storytime😂

[@4rellii]

soon !!

[@megan4248]

ok periodt queen

[@Kimberly-gb7oc]

u never did it 😭

[@damarisalvarado536]

When you said that you and your mom cried I almost cried

[@natali_98]

Can we get a round of applause for Desires mom for being there for her 🤠👏🏽.

[@aly123four]

"If ur mad contact my mother" Iconic😂

[@katherinnne8464]

When she said “don’t ever mess with me and my mom” I felt that

[@gabiphifer8432]

I wasn’t even included in my team group chat 🤪

[@samiahfrfr]

Gabi Phifer me too

[@awemanrheann7718]

Gabi Phifer me too all the varsity disliked me and they made me feel so horrible for even being on the team with them

[@jbrownnn]

Rheann :] wow that’s so bold

[@spencerreidenthusiast4338]

Mine had a gc to talk about me 💀

[@samiahfrfr]

Mia Riley facts they called it the shade room. they talked about me and how i thought i was all that. but mine was a cheerleading team. either way kids are mad mean.

[@AC-hi5si]

When ur crying nd ppl ask r u ok , deerrr why would I be ok If I was crying

[@carmenrodriguez9465]

my eyes are just sweating,you know

[@AlyssaJordanT]

okay but your skin is GLOWING girl

[@avi7330]

“moral of the story; defenders are rude” not this one right here sis

[@zixzizia1066]

I’d lowkey get so much anxiety even as a younger child playing on these teams. Like I was under the constant judgment of the other girls. They always made me feel like I was less than them, something about the way they acted. I just gradually began to distance my self from playing soccer because of that, and to this day I haven’t been on a single team since.

[@madelynrose6747]

Zix Zizia me too. back when i played soccer i felt left out from everyone else. honestly you don’t feel left out for no reason, if people are being welcoming and nice, you won’t feel uncomfortable. but it sounds like the girls in the video were just being typical high schoolers and picking and choosing who they want to be friendly with. that’s how it was with me and even in other situations too that’s happened.

[@maggiemartinez3444]

“don’t mess with me or my mother” big mood

[@maribelflores1777]

Those girls have Such toxic and negative vibes 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@genesispavon4434]

“I’m gonna play in this game period.” I died sksksk

[@yulissaarriaga1624]

“So let me go and get my sister” I FELT THE SISTERHOOD 😂😤😤💖💖💖

[@sideeffects4699]

Yulissa Arriaga wish I had a sister, I have 4 brothers. 😶

[@jbrownnn]

Yulissa Arriaga i wish i had a sister, i have a brother but he protects me tho

[@genesisgonzalez9304]

girl that coach shouldn’t be having favorites AND he should be treating every player the same !!! he should get fired tbh . edit: not even teachers have favorites (well at my school lol)

[@reginarr09]

“Did y’all want me to give you a cookie 🍪“💀💀

[@bryleighmiddleton183]

im peeping the cuco posters tho 👀❤🎶

[@kenedijubert7897]

that’s a damn shame🤦🏾‍♀️ high schoolers acting like kindergarteners...

[@noeliagonzalez6097]

“i love soccer it’s truly my sport, i’m lowkey not good at it but” IF THIS AINT MEE

[@oliviar3509]

soccer is just a toxic sport in general My coach forced me to play goalie and never helped me get better/ payed attention to me. The first game I was threatened to get kicked off

[@oc3246]

olivia r this is most sports

[@tinixd9921]

olivia r girl same

[@leslieestrada2191]

no fr that happened to my sister, everyone was tryna press her so i had to step tf up and say some cause she really never played goalie before you can’t expect her to learn in one practice. they even had two other girls that were good ass goalies but just cause they were favs and didn’t wanna play goalie they picked on someone not so good 🙂

[@isaa.per3z]

my coach was so helpful and talked to me when i was down and needed help on something during practices so i could be better and one of the girls on my team had beef with me and we talked it out and we both came to the conclusion that having beef from elementary school wasn’t worth it because we were on the same team

[@khloe1498]

It depends, its toxic but i now play on a latina team, i thought it was toxic before but.. GODDAM THE TEA GETS HOTT!!

[@lacii1298]

i cannot be the only one who thought some typa wind skipped it forward .. *then skipped it back like an actual idiot*

[@hi-hm6ut]

honestly i know that you’re not lying based on a lot of your hand movements. lol

[@miaaa4973]

I thoroughly enjoyed this story time. I JUST LOVE GETTING HEATED ABOUT SOMEONE ELSES DRAMA 😆

[@marianaibarra6834]

“If you’re mad contact my mother”💀💀

[@maresekenareaye8490]

i love it when moms stand up for their child like that i know every mom is like that but my mother would kinda tell me to do it on my own but not in the rude just to be kinda independent and stand up for me etc.

[@ilovebabybri]

SIIIIISSSSSSS, her description in the beginning about how she'd always feel left out, had a bad feeling at games/practices and stuff was DA me when I joined a club team recently like omfggg. Only sOmE females talked to me OkAy, the rest were too unwelcoming, they always gave a bad vibe. As Dez said, they ruined the experience for me so i quiiiiittt aekekeke.(The team wasn't even as good as they thought they were. No TeA nO sHaDe lmaooo)

[@mf570]

Soccer _.1532 yesss ikr !!!!!! I felt left out also, but now I got on a new travel team, yayyy!!💘🤪

[@theecommentfairy9330]

yea most of the time the previous people who were on the team the year before or have a lot of friends on the team think they’re better and try to disclude other teammates i was on a softball team one time , got treated poorly and never joined a school team again

[@roohanalovesfalafel]

Soccer _.1532 I FELT THE EXACT SAME WAY WITH MY HIGH SCHOOL SOFTBALL TEAM! TEAMS CAN BE SO CLIQUEY AND IT SHOULDN’T BE! A TEAM IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY BUT NOOOO PEOPLE JUST LOVE TO BE EXCLUSIVE🙄

[@Kimmyy171]

this is irrelevant to your comment but when i got to “aekekekek” i pictured mr krabs laughing, HAHAHA.

[@jocelynr6845]

*Those 4 dislikes are the girls from your team LMAO*

[@torivelasco9588]

dude i literally like loveeee ur hair it looks so goodddd

[@Dinaaoa]

18:16 sis you say blank BUT... on the screenshot i see Isabella BUT Love youu😍😭

[@loidarivera6540]

exactly what i said 😂.

[@kaelynnebell3329]

QueentjeDina I swear😂😂

[@emmarincon2309]

i saw that too sis 😂

[@kmq]

its on the thumbnail too LMAO

[@mikaylav.6560]

QueentjeDina she deserved it anyways

[@milleybryan3596]

it makes me so sad to hear that you had such a bad experience. my soccer team is like a family and our coaches do NOT except drama and negative energy. i just wish you had the same experience.

[@aahxn4]

" If you mad, contact my mother" --- Dez, 2019

[@dezeraylewis9722]

Da dislikes are from your old soccer team🤷🏻‍♀️

[@balangchowder674]

The dont tryna act black or gangsta

[@niayo8911]

@@balangchowder674 ...?

[@natalieee5443]

I’ve been staring at the wig in the back for the longest lol 😂

[@MariaTorres-lf7ri]

the tea we have all been waiting for

[@diannaperla9783]

Honestly I’ve never watched someone so funny but so serious at the same time. I love ur videos😂💕

[@michaelaolson3360]

this was literally my modified soccer experience:( im sorry to hear the same thing happened to you.

[@natiwitdaflati]

Idk if u meant this but u never blurred the name "isabella"

[@nesssaavv5576]

Natalia Falcon who cares if she didn’t it’s not a big deal it’s just some random girl no one give a fuck bout 🤣😂😂

[@jbrownnn]

Natalia Falcon isabella’s cancelled

[@Tocabocawajeeha]

jordan LMAO

[@seokjinsnovia7708]

Damn I love your story times cuz there so fkn interesting 🤩

[@lilylansdon7561]

Lol right

[@destinywilliams7049]

You are literally the best. I’m glad your happy and your not worried about them anymore. Also I love your videos :)

[@Ari-ml8kc]

deadass i’m class of 2023 too and on the soccer team with people i don’t like ( or didn’t like , majority of them graduated this year ) and i FELT THIS SO HARD

[@samanthaperez9375]

I miss these times so much

[@reeset2547]

Don’t mess with dez PERIOD.👊🏼 ilyyyy dezzzz

[@lyrickal4002]

Just got McDonald’s, and needed something to watch yes

[@fal2262]

lyrickal mc.donalds at 12 am ?????

[@attasimno5745]

@@fal2262 You have a different timeing then

[@lyrickal4002]

Draino I live in Italy and at the time it was about 8pm

[@ll-hm2ri]

I think the coach is blind or deaf bc he never saw when the girls yelled at u like🤦‍♀️ OMG DEZ ACTUALLY NOTICED ME WTF IM SO HAPPY RN❤️DEZ IF YOU READING DIS U JUST MADE MY DAY😭

[@avawood9628]

Ok but literally *dez>>>>>>>* Periodt

[@Avrymb]

sometimes i’m about to cry and then someone asks if i’m ok. bruh i start bursting into tears

[@carmengarcia5918]

I can relate so much honestly, my coach was really disrespectful I really was looking forward to play soccer since I started high school honestly in my opinion I was a average good player but my team and my coach wouldn’t not look at me while i practiced , I still continued playing because I loved soccer but I don’t know the whole experience made me start hating it the environment the people it was just ass , I wish I could just go back back and not play at all ! But I love you story times ! They are so relatable and funny I LOVE YOU ❤️

[@etabua-km9zp]

Man, you’re mom is a whole mood. 💃🏼

[@DianaGisellLM]

I relate to this soosoo much! Being on the JV team you always feel lower because you obviously know if your on Varsity your the favorite and the better. So, your always having mixed emotions during the season and it totally sux, especially if you love the sport so much, it can cause so much stress at the same time. That shouldn’t happen, but it does🤷🏻‍♀️

[@shairragwenn8279]

my volleyball team is really toxic af LMAO now i just casually attend practices on weekends, cant handle the environment when we have games ugh

[@jeliagrimes1647]

Shairra Gwenn OMG THIS WAS MY SITUATION

[@melodyg308]

This was me in 8th grade

[@asmrbumblebees5824]

When she said "do y'all want me to give you a cookie like" that had me dying😂😂😂💗

[@leabarada2139]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG do a " trying everything in my wardrobe or something" plzz

[@annamarie1065]

sis I just woke up from my nap and was blessed with content

[@Lizeth-md2gc]

moral of story: when u get bad vibes or feel toxic just leave

[@theegg511]

I love the degree of pride you hold for your momma cause some people really be ashamed out here of their caring momma

[@user-ee4fz4xn5i]

why do I honestly feel like you're an amazing friend? you're probably that friend that hypes you up when you're sad and is an absolute ride o die. IDK love ya Dez.

[@cloudyj4767]

This was such a good vid it low key reminded me of my volleyball team 🙊anyways love uuuuu ❤️💋

[@sup9031]

“She was not my mom” DEAD🤣🤣

[@mofe1196]

The 11 dislikes are the girls in the soccer team🙊😂

[@chloedanelle3388]

i really like this girl... she gives me good vibes lol not to mention she’s really gorgeous and her style is everything

[@abrildominguez7746]

“ I did what I had to do. I snitched. “ LMAOOO BRO. I mean period sis . 😂

[@noahphillips5804]

the long awaited story time from the queen herself 🙏🏽❤️

[@ariyahcrawley2249]

Any body else peep the caricature of her and her boyfriend in the back👀😂❤️ No just me ok😂

[@silverscreen8739]

Ariana is the Best Ttt I kept looking at it the whole video lol

[@willeshachatae9533]

I was searching through the comments cause i was thinking the same thing

[@natalieee5443]

the dislikes are the girls from soccer team👀 *thats the tea*

[@ashleysmashley4]

When the comments get you fired up before you even watch the video

[@bridgethennelly5481]

The whole time I thought someone was sitting behind her