GTA 4 - Roman's Taxi Driver [All Conversations]

This video includes all the conversations between Niko Bellic and the short-tempered taxi driver who works for Roman Bellic's taxi business in Grand Theft Auto IV
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Music used in this video:
- "Black and White Rag" by George Botsford
- "Pickles and Peppers" by Adaline Shepherd
- "Sunflower Slow Drag" by Scott Joplin and Scott Hayden
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Game available on: Sony PlayStation 3, Microsoft Xbox 360 & PC
Video recorded on: PC with all settings maxed out
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[@jumpe5555555]

"Am I the only one who can drive in this city?" *drives off a highway*

[@discontinued7529]

LOLZ

[@sillent01]

true. like the man alway says

[@HCR_CA15]

"CRAP!"

[@kharismaelzachariajabbarsy1962]

My favorite line from Mohammed : "Piss balls."

[@amithb1053]

hahaha..

[@the_wasd_guy1170]

I swear if Mohammed was a driver for heists in GTA V I would hire him for every one no matter how bad he is

[@guardiadecivil6777]

I'll highly doubt you can even get to the heist if his your driver,He drove me to the water once

[@taz874]

He would make every heist funny af

[@JorgetePanete]

@@guardiadecivil6777 he's*

[@someguy6422]

I'll get him even if he has little skill and 0.1% cut

[@twinodoom]

His best driving comes if you don't pay him.

[@romanbellic9358]

He's the best guy I hired! He sometimes goes bowling with me.

[@megnus3rs]

But you never ask me to go bowling :(

[@someguy8951]

How dare you cheat on Niko like that

[@blackbirdmenace1066]

Nigga bellic

[@arturcaushllari7774]

Niko is jealous

[@YFM_bluc]

babael man 🤣

[@romanbellic4716]

Niko please don't kill anymore of my cab drivers!

[@jimmyhopkins6876]

Lol

[@NismoRacer00]

+Roman Bellic LOOOOOOOOOOL XD

[@theplayajam7654]

+Roman Bellic Hey roman. if you answer this. I'll make Niko take you bowling. Why do you always send mohammed when he calls for a cab?

[@casp175a4]

+Roman Bellic sorry cousin

[@notaberserkfan5995]

+Niko Bellic WHAT?

[@RohanGNair]

Mohammed is one of the best characters in GTA 4

[@minecraftgamer6417]

true

[@subinpaul9438]

no, the best character in gta iv

[@Vitiate331]

True

[@kolyasmirno9116]

More a moronless characrer hate the fucker.

[@proneczarniecki2833]

Николай Смирнов he is so fucking rude and when he pisses me off after complaining about how bad his life is

[@potatogod9134]

*GTA V CREW I WISH I COULD I HAVE* Gunner 1- Niko Bellic Gunner 2- Tommy Vercetti Hacker- Aiden Pierce Driver- Mohammed

[@BrickedUpp]

Tommy vercetti doesn’t exist in the HD universe

[@Real_British]

Consider packie McCreary for gunman XD

[@skape4069]

Hacker should be Lester

[@pussymeat2884]

@@Childemeister he can't follow the damn train

[@VenomApollyon]

Im pretty sure you would only need mohammed

[@qualtra]

I like that he calls you "friend", but he hates you like an hated friend

[@veiserexab1428]

Very typical to most Indians

[@uncleruckus714]

I was in the back of Mohammed's cab doing a drive by while he was driving me then we got chased by the police then they shot him in the head & his head was on the horn I was laughing my ass off because it took me long to realize he was dead.

[@SaadChisti]

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@luisross3690]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@jimmypegorino73]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@twatinternetcafe923]

Uncle Ruckus LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO L =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) .

[@UndergroundDev]

Uncle Ruckus lmfao

[@jakiyahr.2961]

Dude Mohammed ran into a gas tank and killed me. Never called Roman again...

[@Nooni2K]

Black Heart LOL same

[@mikauehara7777]

Main Account "Never calls Roman again. Never calls for cabs again. Never gonna take the risk, and kill myself. Never want a free cabs again. never want to get Rekt again. i rather use normal cabs, and waste 120$"

[@Ok-us5th]

Lol

[@NurseAkali]

@@mikauehara7777 or just skip the ride

[@tnfsg1866]

just skip the ride. works 100%

[@mineraftguy123]

Mohammed is motivation enough to keep roman alive after you finish the game!

[@surajsunder7194]

Damn right 😂😂 Kate eventually dump Niko

[@fullofwhiskey4911]

Mohammed: The greatest thing to happen to GTA.

[@LoneWolf-fx9lm]

Prophet muhammad

[@Omarxo2007]

@@LoneWolf-fx9lm ok, you are taking it too far.

[@drobviouslol]

@@BIT-ElankumaranM not funny dude.

[@drobviouslol]

@@BIT-ElankumaranM dickhead.

[@Ozbuyucusu29]

@@BIT-ElankumaranM see you in hell

[@eldindedeic668]

"Am I the only one who can drive in this city?" Well...

[@daryramadhan9341]

funniest quotes cames from mohammed mouth

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Eldin Dedeic *Drives off of a Highway* CRAP!

[@arandomcanadian2948]

0:28

[@jacobrichards4115]

Oh, man. As a taxi driver I can really sympathize with my man Mohammed. My taxi gets stuck on top of the Empire State Building daily

[@Adam-cj2jg]

WonkyTonkBotty 😂😂😂

[@tavellclinton9256]

The funniest thing is that Mohammed constantly insults Niko but he doesn't seem to care very much about it.

[@lolman4321]

that's true

[@Ccccc-mi3tr]

Best way to live life. The niko way

[@gamepad3173]

try insulting Trevor and see what happens.

[@NeoArashi]

@@gamepad3173 Or be racist against Canadians.

[@awesummath4260]

@@gamepad3173 niko is also dangerous. But he is a calm and dangerous killer. He doesn't gets angry at unnecessary things. That's what I like about niko

[@notaberserkfan5995]

6:05 a normal day in liberty city, cars blowing up, calling my cousin for a taxi, a man on fire goes flying across the screen

[@evantambolang3052]

Gaspar Ramos Cool guys don't look at explosion,bro

[@gregjau8367]

Gaspar Ramos yes

[@meekhailbrahma4650]

The second firefly man also broke a street sign saying "Do not enter".

[@notaberserkfan5995]

Hold up why am i here 2 years later

[@jz4163]

Thought that was a stop sign

[@TwentyNinerR]

"Not only do you not pay for the ride, but you make the car smell of pig shit" - Mohammed *scratches balls* we have found the smell's source

[@fluttershyt7775]

wkwk

[@internetcivilian1354]

+Its KeV3nSGaMing Hey KeV3n my old dawg..

[@internetcivilian1354]

+Its KeV3nSGaMing What do you think huh? MEMES?

[@internetcivilian1354]

+Its KeV3nSGaMing C-can't stop me!

[@roman_nfkrz]

ICE COLD!

[@KH0LRA]

Never expected to see *this* Roman around here lol

[@sstephiL]

Hehe blyat wtf

[@H2O_Addict]

Roman! Fancy seeing you here :)

[@SgtSnazzerino]

@isnotabe He doesn't even copy pyro anymore tf you talking about

[@JShu98]

I've died in his car before.

[@marcowulliampopirers2216]

ik its been 6 yrs but u gotta share the story

[@puce_ivt]

@@marcowulliampopirers2216 yeah

[@videodeposu8741]

@@marcowulliampopirers2216 nah 7 years.

[@aarush8994]

@@videodeposu8741 8

[@66fan_yt]

@@aarush8994 9

[@LAOrNoir]

People say there's no humour in this game?! Jesus Christ, the whole game is satirical in almost every possible way.

[@Leoxed098]

The ending has no humour, man.

[@kevinnorris6558]

+Leoxed098 Grow a pair

[@weed75black35]

Kevin Norris He was just pointing out that the ending was the most serious point in the face.

[@damxcv]

The whole gta franchise is a satirical perspective of American culture

[@sbj97]

@@damxcv Facts my nigga

[@JRC99]

My favorite part is at 9:05. "Oh you idiot, you can't drive!"

[@evantambolang3052]

JRC99 oh be quiet and listen to music,my friend

[@Дима23-н2к]

My favorite moment is 5:30

[@deaconblackwood6785]

Evan Tambolang At least this car don't belong to me

[@Real_British]

I should stay at home

[@heavyglamrocker1987]

6:02

[@dkluin921]

5:47 He magically got a lamborghini!

[@demsimex]

Bruh

[@Person-fr5md]

+Danny Kluin the flat edition edition

[@UndergroundDev]

+Danny Kluin It was shown earlier though.

[@mikauehara7777]

Danny Kluin Lamborghini budget edition! git it at only 22M NOW!

[@Jeansowaty]

Hey Daniel lmao

[@NeXMaX]

This guy should be the cab driver in GTA V as a mod....

[@Pantsthaniel]

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

[@Pantsthaniel]

Theoretically, you can import the model. It would have to be converted to a GTA V format.

[@corentinesummers8259]

Would you kindly tell me whose girl is in of your profile pic. You wouldn't mind, would you please?

[@dan4455]

how bout gta v for heist? he'll run ober every peds on the street tho

[@televisaoassassina9822]

Neptunia. From Hyperdimension Neptunia

[@Yasser.Abuharba]

Am I the only one people ? Who thinks that GTA IV has a better feeling than V ? Even though the graphics and the gameplay in Grand theft auto V are incomparable to IV , but it's just the feelings , there's something missing on V , I don't know what is it but playing iv makes me feel more joyful . I don't know why .

[@elogamer]

Yasser Abu-harba This crap again...

[@umut4598]

Yasser Abu-harba I think that might be cuz of nostalgia, the same reason san andreas still is my all time favorite

[@eduardgaming1633]

Yasser Abu-harba I feel that too

[@UndergroundDev]

Yasser Abu-harba Cant agree more. #gtaiv

[@tyspyranger]

Yasser Abu-harba I think it's because GTA 4 is so deeply rooted into all of our memories, and the fact that we had never seen a game like this at the time, because on a technical level, GTA 5 is better, but part of me always puts 4 just a notch above 5.

[@cvrtr]

'Your customer service is impeccable.' ... EPIC ! :DDD

[@Damiedeter]

ChrisManMC And by impeccable, I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE (thumbs up if you get the reference)

[@iTzStick]

+DamiGravityFallsFan101 I would get the reference if i was 10

[@Lucas70019]

Seriously... this might be the funniest montage I've ever seen in my entire internet life.

[@FrancisMarcosGaming]

"it's not the car, my friend. it's the player driving this shit" that 4th wall break though

[@illyrian44]

He means himself.

[@therealbraindawg]

+Jon The Albanian Albania have no sarcasm?

[@illyrian44]

+Braindawg How is this sarcasm? I am sorry but you need to brush your definition of sarcasm, if you have one at all.

[@Pantsthaniel]

ye

[@ll-hv4wo]

@@illyrian44 ooohooh burn

[@bobertsollovemachine7760]

Oh my god that flying burning corpse at 6:05 made me die myself

[@goldbeetle1793]

It’s the human torch.

[@jhj22]

7:12 Ice Cold! xD

[@idontlikerome2744]

Mohammed is like the Merchant from the Resident Evil series

[@ziyadkz1146]

Yukio Shinmon UR DAMN RIGHT AHAHAHHAHA

[@HACHIAttack]

Mohammed as Merchant: "Oh, hello Mr. "I'm Leon, and I need to rescue the President's Daughter with only my Gun, a Knife and a pesky little Green Herb" What do you buyin'?" "Great, what do you fucking want Stranger, I don't have much time to deal with your bullcrap" "Maybe, if you are smart enough, at least, I don't know, GIVE YOU SOME BACK-UP YOU PIG SHIT!" "Not enough cash, PIG LOVER!"

[@can1as]

Yes.

[@Fr0staX]

HEHEHEHE THANK YOU!

[@GloryOrBust]

The voice recorders probably lost their shit laughing when recording this.

[@petermanfox2535]

I know the reason Niko klled him. He wasn't driving a *YELLOW CAR*

[@Ok-us5th]

Peter Man lol

[@sim7040]

XDD

[@JorgetePanete]

killed*

[@randeli7785]

@Damien Deakin Just ignore them. All their comments in this video are just them being a grammar nazi so they can feel smart.

[@karlo6388]

Better car driving than drunk Niko

[@mineraftguy123]

Not really lol

[@jairosolano1132]

@@mineraftguy123 at least you won't get cops after you with Mohammed around lmao.

[@symbolic503]

"i was thinking you would say 'sick bondage club!' " 😂😂

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

"I thought you would say you want to go to a brothel full of men."

[@ZeroTwo219]

They should have where in GTA V in some taxi they have Mohammed

[@ΓιάννηςΚυριαζάκος-θ9π]

mohamed the craziest cab driver but is my friend

[@kramer5772]

hope it's available soon as a DLC, we all can use a good laugh.

[@shrek_2_on_dvd699]

last time I drove with Mohammed, he crashed into a wall, and then backed up and crashed into the same place over and over again until the car shut down. After it shut down, he just got out of the car and left like nothing happened. He picked me up in a Cavalcade instead of Romans Taxi as well.

[@DoctorFail]

That happened to me once Thank god for the skip option eh?

[@shrek_2_on_dvd699]

Amen.

[@justinscroco1603]

Do you play it on xbox 360?

[@xMarasx]

Ice Cold man! :D

[@Musicrecords10]

I knew muslims would get butthurt at this, I love rockstar for naming him Mohammed

[@ringomandingo9791]

Mohammed is just a name, only islamists or extremist muslims would get butthurt

[@Muhammed552]

lol i didnot actually it is funny :D

[@ahmadghannam6329]

I'm Muslim and I was laughing

[@2life4ever777]

Musicrecords10 well I find this very hilarious my friend, and I'm a Muslim BTW

[@ElPatron036TheGoAnimator]

I'm muslim and I find this okay

[@rupakumari9504]

5:38 Car design made by Mohammed!

[@ptlofts]

I hated so much this character.. always shot him and exploded the car after his cab service..

[@johnnyknoneborg8907]

Didnt everyone?

[@Roderick4057]

not me.

[@DoselH]

I just punched everytime the car lol

[@renanmonteiro316]

ptlofts I shot him everytime after the ride,but kept the car.

[@ritvikgiridharan2845]

Personally I kicked him out of the car and then ran him over with it

[@szybkiwojtas7895]

0:45 Bae: come over! Me: can’t I’m busy. Bae: my parents aren’t home. Me:

[@janirwin16]

Before Uber drivers there was Mohammed lol

[@kasssaid]

Niko: damn! You can't drive! Mohammed: shut up and listen to the music! Lol

[@ashleigh21]

"I know your type home boy, Don't think im not street wise homes."

[@JorgetePanete]

I'm*

[@REPOMAN24722]

Mohammed is the funniest character in GTA history.

[@MrMohamedsamtLiveTV]

How about Roman? btw, my name is Mohammed. -_-

[@SaadChisti]

I agree. My name is Mohammed aswell

[@archimedesbird3439]

What about Maccer?

[@alalvarez7301]

Archimedes Bird " I CAN'T MOVE ME LEGS P, I WANKED THE USE OUTTA THEM!"

[@ZedyerVenyar]

***** "Theres some top fanny down at that pool Pabsy"

[@hartwellheisenberg1179]

He called niko an immigrant, and he is an immigrant himself, LMAO

[@mil1992]

He makes CJ’s driving skills look good.

[@LittleBigPlanetian]

4 Years later and I'm still wondering how did he manage to get on top of that huge tower.

[@Ok-us5th]

Fireboy lmao same

[@fenton9408]

This could've been a standard compilation of gameplay footage but was instead sculpted into comedy genius through clever editing. Great job!

[@maxwatchfun4361]

0:50 "Just My Bloody Luck" Shit!

[@arandomcanadian2948]

My favorite part of the video

[@arandomcanadian2948]

3:31 "Course I love her my friend she cooks for me and does my laundry" -Mohammed 2008 I liked my own Comment Beacuse nobody will

[@eduardapetrei2649]

I nearly died at 09:23 .I never laught that bad in my whole life

[@ajward9112]

Mohammad, the one driver who will always give you a memorable ride. Cab or no cab

[@sliccbacc]

2:47 haha the guy getting the shit beat out of him xD

[@Ward1706]

"Keep calm and insult the free loaders". Oh, wait... Also, using the swingset of death: not a shit given. It's like *boop* and keep going.

[@AgentDanielCross]

Just your ordinary day as the cab driver

[@xEDITS]

I love that Mohammed always saying "My friend"

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

9:29 sums up how every ride with Mohammed ends

Nah I would never kill him 😂 at first I thought if I kill him he will never spawn again and then I can't listen to his beautiful lines

[@matthewlee5595]

I wish Mohammed was in GTA V.

[@shoaibarshaddar]

Louie Tissington How

[@nonononononon71]

From having too much pussy

[@nonononononon71]

***** what are aids

[@regularassyoutube2581]

Louie Tissington ok...PDH lesson every body

[@nonononononon71]

Nah I know no

[@drzoomnests7687]

"I thought you would say you want to go to a brothel full of men" XD I love how he gets progressively mad at Niko each ride.

[@bosch_doc]

I always kill Mohammed with the RPG (kinda ironic) every time he gives me a ride.

[@arescom4455]

lol

[@sweetkind4010]

Unfortunately he will respawn every time😢

[@ColdFusion223]

"Oh, be quiet and listen to the music, my friend." _Ragtime intensifies_

[@USSManhattan]

Been a long time since I played GTA IV, and I never met Mohammed... is the player playing as Mohammed, or is the AI THAT bad?

[@mahimmarufuzzaman3588]

No, you have to unlock him by hanging out with Roman too much he is gonna like u even more so then he is gonna offer u a cab and its u r choose. Just play gta iv again to find out more.

[@kingeddy7966]

5:39 OMG WHAT HAPPEN TO CAR

[@ignacio4092]

The swing of death.

[@Robsonski96]

He should be one of the drivers to choose in the robbery in GTA V (If my english is bad, sorry... :P)

[@MKGOW93]

Cierto y no te preocupes tu ingles es bueno

[@karlo6388]

Come to think of it, I should've done that

[@fhuckgoogle4171]

He should've been the driver who got shot at the start of the game

[@mikauehara7777]

Robsonski96 jeah. and there should be a DLC called "The Wheelman". then he should be added as drivers for robbery for SURE.

[@Leoxed098]

He should be unlockable like Packie. Mohammed would have been better than Taliana.

[@joelgonzalez2581]

Use to do a drive by when I was bored of playing when he use to pick me up. And I always changed the destination. Use to be funny as hell. Cause cops use to be all over me. And he Dosent care.

[@briannadrew6425]

Still a better love story than Twilight...

[@mclaymore9387]

We do not speak of that name.

[@eizlaniskandar7946]

I just wish my cousin is rich, own a depot cab and hire a guy like this so that i can be a "free loading shithole"

[@yjcontent]

well some from these comments said that "you insult islam" etc. they just make a video about a character in gta iv named mohammed and a lot of people names have mohammed in it so they just make fun about a character in gta iv not in real life sooo hmm yea think before speak my friend

[@karaejdervideolar6592]

Gta 4 is REAL LIFE!!!

[@Adam-cj2jg]

3:18 My response when someone cuts me off while driving in GTA IV

[@juantony]

1:45 did anyone notice the lady in red just disappeared from another dimension?

[@MexicoFan1111222]

He is the funniest one in the game. I'm dying 😂

[@Osmone_Everony]

ROTFLOL I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Thanks for this. XD Thumbs up and added to my favorites.

[@ibrahimalmsaed4111]

Yeah I think that :$

[@terminallumbago6465]

Mohamed: *Insults every driver he sees* Also Mohamed: *Is the worst driver in the game*

[@ZiX8outoff8m824disisgr9]

0:49 Just my bloody luck! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha :D

[@SirHellNaja]

Mohammed: "I've seen shits you can't imagine" Niko: *Is a Yugoslav War veteran, is now living criminal life*

[@yourlocalweebfriend3537]

Not gonna lie, I thought Conversation 5 7:50 was a hidden conversation on the game since back then, at some point i was playing the mission ‘Snow Storm’ to pick up Elizabeta’s Coke Im like “Holy shit”, this is too much of a coincidence

[@jonahmoran3751]

I think it’s the suit

[@patrickadi6155]

​@@jonahmoran3751 nah I got it randomly with normal clothes and no hat

[@jonahsolorzano392]

Mohammed should have been in gta v along with Niko to use in bank heists.

[@electromika]

I need this man in GTA V. ROCKSTAR/MODDERS GET ON IT!

[@Ok-us5th]

Sulthan no we need the real guy

[@thearmoredman8319]

@@Ok-us5th 🤣🤣🤣

[@terminallumbago6465]

It would have been great if a heist crew in GTA V was Michael, Franklin, Trevor, Paige, Packie, and Mohammed

[@someguy2842]

Mohammed better be in gta 6 😤😤

[@lionheart2224]

Surprisingly the voice actor of Mohammed is a Indian Guy ! Credit goes to him 🇮🇳😎👍

[@naveenrajieapen2520]

Damn they got the most stereotypical Indian accent guy, and I love it

[@ommer15]

Taxi? Roman. Driver? Mohammed Hotel? Trivago

[@dan4455]

what if you change your destination on the way?

[@ayoutubecomment9711]

BAD things will happen

[@JThom529]

I think he calls you a shit piece

[@saabrailfan310]

He will insult you

[@6ix750]

if i was giving people free rides , i would have the same driving skills of mohammed

[@kennystewart7901]

5:26 swingset of death !!!!

[@Numberonesambatukamfan]

One of the characters you hate and love

[@Numberonesambatukamfan]

No, only love.

[@arturberti5762]

4:20 DOG LOVER

[@jakubjanicki4090]

great fucking driver

[@ForDahLulz]

When Brucie popped on the screen and said "ice cold" with Mohammed I laughed so damn hard.

[@andrewfinch76]

0:34 Wait, so Mohammed's gay?

[@didinindo9431]

You stupid

[@rudr1091]

If he were gay, he wouldn't be running around craving for and banging pussies!

[@pacifictrains7500]

Mohammed was on top of the Rotterdam tower "Just my bloody luck"

[@thatthinginyoureye]

I love how Niko remains calm and acts sarcastic whenever he deals with assholes like Vlad and this guy

[@the-boring-car-guy]

I wish they brought him to GTA 5

[@HaarisMB7]

Petition to get Mohammed in gta 6

[@nicolaixx1]

Better than any comedy show xD

[@JoaoGabrielJF724]

5:56 isn't it the new car on GTA Online? That one that looks like a ramp? :v xD

[@AGgaming230]

New hidden dlc for gta4

[@TheEgyHero1]

Mohamed is my name tho lol

[@bigtimeletdownspider-man2229]

When he called me Dog lover for the first time, I laugh so hard, so random Love Muhammed the pussy warrior. Just wish there eas a mission with both Muhammed and Brucie, that would go on to history as GTA's funniest mission ever.

[@candycat9952]

7:11 ICE COLD!

[@Cnw8701]

@5:40. WTF?!