I was a drug addict for almost 10 years. I’m 8 years clean now but watching your videos brings back the feeling of my brain cells melting and I thank you for that. ❤
@Thy_Pengwin Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how to feel about this comment
@a1antackershadow516 Жыл бұрын
What the hell, you really loved that times
@magixx3577 Жыл бұрын
this is one of the comments ever ill say that
@gtrbadboys8050 Жыл бұрын
@@magixx3577 what?
@magixx3577 Жыл бұрын
@@gtrbadboys8050 i said, it is definitely one of the comments ever
@justaghostyboi2 жыл бұрын
25:20 Blarg: This isn't good Soup: How you guys doin'? Blarg & Dooo: *Explode* Blarg: *Continues to wheeze & make constant goose sound effects*
@Sten052 жыл бұрын
Doo: sounds of a duck
@ixepictroll2582 жыл бұрын
It’s been a long time since I actually laughed at a video This had me rolling
@tophat30472 жыл бұрын
Bro I laughed so damn hard I stop breathing from that scene. My arms feel so weak and I'm sobbing from laughter it caught me completely of guard
@SilverFang952 жыл бұрын
Yes. That did happen.
@kwisp-72 жыл бұрын
instant classic
@dankflank30472 жыл бұрын
Blarg’s inability to fly that plane and pull up the landing gear is hilarious!
@iron_strong_2766 Жыл бұрын
It’s even funnier cause he says the plane has Parkinson’s while the landing gear is clearly visible
@cormishii1542 Жыл бұрын
@@iron_strong_2766 To be honest I didn't even know you could pull up the landing gear until someone ingame told me to
@jessequillen4695 Жыл бұрын
Always test if landing gear are optional, don't just dick around, it is a button, not a goddamn dodecahedron rubics cube.
@BingoStoopen10 ай бұрын
@@jessequillen4695Tell me what button you press on Keyboard to raise the Landing Gear without Googling it.
@honkhonk31372 жыл бұрын
I love blarg’s inability to function like a normal human being.
@JacobVonRoker2 жыл бұрын
He's just like me frfr
@alohajoker67452 жыл бұрын
the fact that blarg didnt get over the mountain because he didnt know how to put away his landing gear was funny for no reason lol
@JaredR19962 жыл бұрын
I already have brain damage but this will take it even further
@ShaggyDustbin2 жыл бұрын
GTA V funny moments but it worsens my pre-existing mental condition 😂
@thejuggercat2 жыл бұрын
Well, you cant take from whats not there... But you can Go into debt.
@andrew97712 жыл бұрын
Actually they cancel out
@commentsectionghost4412 жыл бұрын
This is to go even further beyond!
@rebelcommodore2 жыл бұрын
@@commentsectionghost441 dammit I was just a little to late
@metalben0052 жыл бұрын
Gta Heists with the GOONS are unironically the funniest videos
@assasins16512 жыл бұрын
25:20 Blarg: This isn't good Soup: How you guys doin'? Blarg & Dooo: BOOM!
@NatePfaff2 жыл бұрын
I love watching Blarg's videos while plugging my computer into my amp and still barely being able to hear anything
@Facethatsad Жыл бұрын
Weird flex but okay lmao you sure you have the KZbin video itself sound up?
@p3nny2 жыл бұрын
Mcnasty actually has a good singing voice
@SexiestSnowLeopard2 жыл бұрын
All of them do, lowkey
@cassandracarlton4002 жыл бұрын
@@SexiestSnowLeopard well Soup is in a band, and doo is very musical obviously, which it does make me curious about the others’ backgrounds with that bc I agree! Was thinking Matt played guitar or something but idk about his or mcnasty’s singing, if it just is natural or what
@xXxJCASExXx2 жыл бұрын
@@cassandracarlton400 Just look up McNasty and Doo's "My friend" song. It's a meme, but it shows off McNasty's pipes a bit.
@AscensionNZ2 жыл бұрын
@@xXxJCASExXx Ayo 🤨
@SexiestSnowLeopard2 жыл бұрын
@@cassandracarlton400 mcnasty is also in a band, and while I know blarg has mentioned doing metal vocals on their podcast
@z0mb13mc62 жыл бұрын
14:44 Whoever the green text is: "The Mexicans have no clip abilities" Blarg: "Man our wall doesn't stand a chance" My friends all try to say the dumbest Mexican jokes to me as I'm mexican, but this... This is a masterpiece. Literally couldn't stop laughing. I swear i rewatched that part about a hundred times. Keep up the good work and making people laugh. You guys are awesome.🤣🤣
@SexiestSnowLeopard2 жыл бұрын
Crazy thing is blarg is Canadian so idk what wall he's talkin about
@alohajoker67452 жыл бұрын
that was soup who said it
@JacobVonRoker2 жыл бұрын
@@SexiestSnowLeopard the Mexican American border wall?
@SexiestSnowLeopard2 жыл бұрын
@@JacobVonRoker aye but blarg is the one who made the wall comment. He's canadian
@yaboireedy2.02 жыл бұрын
How tf don't you know who the green text is??
@sutureart2080 Жыл бұрын
10:48 that "I think you have to kill them all", first thing that came to mind was Pokémon but in that context - "Gotta kill them all, Gotta kill them all, Mejijans!" 😅
@ConnollyUK2 жыл бұрын
Only McNasty could censor racism with slightly less worse racism. Love you guys, thanks for always putting a smile on my face and a laugh in my belly
@BurntToast17172 жыл бұрын
0:03 Beautiful McNasty singing 0:06 Soups, I don't know 🤣
@benolson85212 ай бұрын
🤣😂😅
@jonah.h1692 жыл бұрын
Blargs driving from 2:29 to 4:50 is like every Brampton driver ever
@ShaggyDustbin2 жыл бұрын
Let’s goooo brand new Blarg content ❤
@Zacalac2 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel recently and have not stopped laughing since! Love the content.
@_bizmo_fungus_8942 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the shit show lol
@Zacalac2 жыл бұрын
Glad to be here. Just mad I didn’t find it sooner.
@ShaggyDustbin2 жыл бұрын
Let’s goooo ❤️ Welcome to the clown caravan 😂🎉
@fudge93762 жыл бұрын
One of us
@askimipika2 жыл бұрын
this video just felt like Blarg playing with his friends who were all ten feet away from their mics the entire time
@izaiahambridge92672 жыл бұрын
11:11 “fly towards us” literally does💀😂
@popcornpony84202 жыл бұрын
25:20 I haven't laughed that hard for so long, my stomach hurt so much. 😆
@sammco67042 жыл бұрын
Blarg not pulling his landing gear and then crashing into a mountain as a result is beautiful
@IMorphyus2 жыл бұрын
"STOP throwing C4 out the window!!" "how cool was that though" 💀
@Anthonydanells2 жыл бұрын
When blarg started to take off with the plane and aimed for the soup, mcnasty and doo I heard "their goes my hero, watch him as he goes"
@ZombieSazza2 жыл бұрын
“How are you guys doing?” [BLOWS UP] I am CRYING and snort laughing, that timing couldn’t have been better 25:20
@noopyyyyyyy2 жыл бұрын
On brand for blarg
@asTrx.o Жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna say a quick thank you to this group for making me giggle for so many years 😂❤
@ovyto6267 Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing for Soup there😂 25:20 29:46 McNasty rolling up like a an angry dad😅
@BattleEngineerGaming2 жыл бұрын
Love you blarg, can't wait for you to hit 1M!
@ttvsleepless81072 жыл бұрын
After school blargs videos are The best
@ttvsleepless81072 жыл бұрын
No shut up
@drisc1052 жыл бұрын
I now have negative braincells. Thank you
@drew56562 жыл бұрын
God the voice that Soup does at 0:06 and in other videos has become my favorite one he does even tho it usually just consists of him saying "no", haha
@tomferguson92502 жыл бұрын
That's his Mike Ermantraut voice, I love it 😂 Waallttuuhh
@UnrealisticArgument2 жыл бұрын
@@tomferguson9250 It was peek voice impression
@Ashhley_the_shawty2 жыл бұрын
@@UnrealisticArgument peak*
@UnrealisticArgument2 жыл бұрын
@@Ashhley_the_shawty My friend does the same thing to me but this one is less obnoxious, thank you for correcting me in my grammar
@UnrealisticArgument2 жыл бұрын
@@Ashhley_the_shawty Also is Brazil real?
@stu.i2 жыл бұрын
They genuinely amaze me every video. Like, they try to start Cayo Perico and they start a completely different heist. He complains about the velum being the slowest when every plane goes like half speed with landing gears down and flying. The chaos just makes everything so relatable though.
@wvcreeperslayer2 жыл бұрын
I love that within the first 5 hours of this video being up, he already gained 2 thousand subscribers. Come on guys!! Let’s get Matt to 1,000,000 before 2023!!
@wyvern_warrior2 жыл бұрын
3:55 Doo's just out here summing up the media
@a.b_22.7 ай бұрын
"how you guys doing?" *fuckin explodes*
@hoboq76312 жыл бұрын
8:51 goes to steal a plane and almost dies to a guy in a tractor
@S3N_Gaming2 жыл бұрын
first 10 seconds of the video and I almost spit out my water LMAO.
@Adam7ep2 жыл бұрын
I loved it
@eyelean662 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughs 😊 Aloha from Hawaii 🤙
@LiveMajimaReaction2 жыл бұрын
19:48 I'm losing it that they didn't mention it says B.P.S.P. on the back of the bus
@Hectornadoh2 жыл бұрын
Blarg: I'm mowing these Mexican's down. Blarg: *dies* My mind: They mowed you down better, it's in their blood.
@squarebodycasewademckenney61902 жыл бұрын
Blarg not knowing how to fly it making my head hurt... PUT YOUR LANDING GEAR UP
@abdullaomran29612 жыл бұрын
love your videos they are soo funny 😂😂
@atlasfp2 жыл бұрын
These thumbnails keep hitting so good whoever makes these i love you
@lennonsadler41512 жыл бұрын
I'm making my wife rewatch Breaking Bad for the 7th time because of yall's jokes, hope you're happy.
@whenlifegivesyoulemons88452 жыл бұрын
The algorithm is doing blarg dirty he should have at least 1.5 million his content is always so good
@zombieking7892 жыл бұрын
That singing 😂
@livie_is_banan80132 жыл бұрын
I rapidly lose braincells every time I watch a Blarg video but I love it 😂
@thegamingirishman73492 жыл бұрын
Blarg you deserve every last sub you get and you’re literally one of the best content creators out there
@chaosindustry2279 Жыл бұрын
These guys making vanoss and his friends look competent is a understatement
@redharlow76362 жыл бұрын
More brain damage after watching Soup's 11 billion crabs video
@thcfck68702 жыл бұрын
I was just rewatching the episodes from 5 months ago, that's good timing lmao
@thewrongguy22092 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for blarg to hit a milli I can’t think of a KZbinr who deserves it more.
@Ashhley_the_shawty2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ could you be anymore of a blatant kiss-ass? Suck his chode while you're at it?
@thewrongguy22092 жыл бұрын
@@Ashhley_the_shawty damn you sound mad that I’m being supportive but oh well stay bitter and angry
@Atomicrown512 жыл бұрын
That "I don't know" at the start sounded like the same tone as the "No" from the Mario CDI game
@pituy_2 жыл бұрын
Always good to see a GTA video of them Just fooking around
@charlessaint79262 жыл бұрын
How do I live without you? *I don't know...* The real question, do we ever truly live?
@ShadowRoadX2 жыл бұрын
That part with the prison bus is exactly what I imagine would happen if the Goons ever went on tour together
@scar90232 жыл бұрын
I hope they do more I loved this hahaha 😂
@kendorivera62472 жыл бұрын
My boys almost at a million!!! Get him that button ❤️❤️
@patrickstovall22622 жыл бұрын
Soup: so how are you guys doing? Blarg; 💥💥💥
@quito19192 жыл бұрын
Love the content Matt
@Chantingjarl2 жыл бұрын
I really needed this one today lol
@cjriskydksh65002 жыл бұрын
Matt needs 1m before the year ends 🔥
@isaaccarter53192 жыл бұрын
i havent laughed this hard in a while😂😂😂
@bobbyhell1598 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think I’ve ever replayed the first 20 seconds of a video this much 💀💀💀💀
@dirtyjersey67482 жыл бұрын
This and the billion crab video cured my ptsd for atleast a few hours.
@aidenjones9062 жыл бұрын
Why did it piss me off he didn’t put up his landing gear 😂😂
@brawler8839 Жыл бұрын
Do you guys think they will ever realize they can bring an armored akuma on these missions and make them far less frustrating for themselves? Yeah me neither.
@bloodysavage61117 ай бұрын
Who says they even have one tho
@Karcrow2 жыл бұрын
Blarg you may as well put all of the GTA clips that you have in this video because they've all given me brain damage...not that i'm complaining 😏😏😏😏
@ryanthomas30592 жыл бұрын
Grand Theft Crabs
@Darkie_de_Nigla2 ай бұрын
Jesse Crabman
@whithorning55722 жыл бұрын
Never stops to amaze me how bad they all are at driving hahaha
@Jarr0n2 жыл бұрын
I freakin love heist videos they are 1000% funniest vids on KZbin
@YerBroBanjo Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for blarg to hit a million
@Icey_752 жыл бұрын
I love Blarg's channel I subed a few days ago Smitty helped me find him and I'm happy. Someone new to cure me of my boredom. Thx Blard 👍
@craftsareus17692 жыл бұрын
Blarg is probably the one channel that can give me more brain damage than I can
@ComfortsSpecter2 жыл бұрын
This was the most lethargic GTA5 heists playthrough I have ever seen Sweet Jesus Chrysler
@jaydenfinch99422 жыл бұрын
25:17. " Oh wait we're gonna hit the jump"- blarg* 25:21 " How are you guys doin'"-soup blarg- "dead"
@monkeytoes11552 жыл бұрын
when blarg goes full seal mode I lose my shit 🤣😂🤣
@typelectu2 жыл бұрын
The brain damage is worth the entertainment of the video and the joy of Blarg’s subscriber count climbing up to 1M😌
@justcallmemoron2 жыл бұрын
If I had brain damage for everytime they mentioned brain damage to describe the video. I’d have a very large mount of brain damage.
@ZombieSazza2 жыл бұрын
6:20 “this won’t end well… yup….. yuuuuup”
@wretchededits84262 жыл бұрын
“No clipping Mexicans” *gets an ad about that one Mexican with the huge mustache promoting his new song.*
@monroerobbins7551 Жыл бұрын
0:02 ok, that’s the peak, there’s no way it can get better Edit: never mind, it got better
@nfgrova64344 ай бұрын
bro was like: “If you saw me-“ I’d immediately assume you worked for spirit airlines
@haley.12 жыл бұрын
hel yeah I love the GTA heists! good video very funny
@slystallonely2 жыл бұрын
Progress has been made on getting to 1 million blarg
@cheesegrater..2 жыл бұрын
I already have large amounts of brain damage from dreaming about frogs riding platypuses.
@IHadANameOnce2 жыл бұрын
I like how Blarg is the only one placed on the PILOTS team.
@dougdimmadome32512 жыл бұрын
The wock on the bottom right in the beginning got me💀
@pogotheclown89132 жыл бұрын
Blarg is so close to 1M!!!! Keep it going!!!!
@SecretTunnel232 жыл бұрын
Blargs Arab and Canadian side are arguing so much and you can see every movement of it in this video
@Haybrown8372 жыл бұрын
I love how blarg doesn’t know how to put the wheels away
@AuGrrr2 жыл бұрын
you know that lifting the landing gear increases the planes speed and handling so you can fly
@JamesLikesCoffee2 жыл бұрын
Matt isn't the sharpest tool in the child's Fisher Price toy toolbox
@psychobeam992 жыл бұрын
Blarg. There is no fucking way that driving sequence was real omg.
@Khornecussion2 жыл бұрын
" Why'd a bunch of Jesuses spawn on me!? " - Yet another crusade, this time with Jesus Christ.
@Jacksnowyy50082 жыл бұрын
Good tip: eat snacks when your low on health
@watto70802 жыл бұрын
Cried like 3 times watching this, sooo funny!
@sleek90812 жыл бұрын
I can't wait that in 200 years this title COULD be gta 6 moments, might not be out by then tho
@Apple_Beshy2 жыл бұрын
love you blargyy
@willhogan13342 жыл бұрын
Soup and doo give me brain damage. I now know where blargs brain cells go😂
@LAGGERGaming-ji7gr2 жыл бұрын
i was trying to eat while watching this and laughed so hard i had to blow rice out of my nose
@JoseReyes-oe7ls2 жыл бұрын
Lets get blarg to 1million before puffer everybody