The MOST DEEPFRIED GTA Session We've EVER Had

[@roastedteeth]

4:31 nothing quite like the iconic opening line and the hillbilly laughter

[@Tuniyoony]

Love the video opening up with just “Flaccid”

[@whatsupmyguy1641]

i believe you had the 69th comment

[@lando8981]

What does that mean

[@loreteller.]

@@lando8981 You're probably too young to know

[@jonahlapp9510]

You know damn well in another goon's video we'll get some context and you'll hear Blarg say "I'm just cutting to flaccid"

[@spudreviewsmedia]

Ain't no way there's a blarg fan with a geroge not found pfp 🤣

[@darioguerrero2580]

I was literally dying of laughter when TheDooooo said "Don't get too close!" at 19:21, and the high-pitched laugh that Blarg did afterwards at 19:24 was perfect to where I never heard him laugh like that

[@chronovadia]

This video just tipped me over the line. I have never laughed so much that i felt sick i had a laughing fit for 5 minutes after pausing to get a drink

[@gaiusmarius4209]

laughed so hard it gave me the hiccups

[@Skoden.Stoddis]

Laughed so hard my chest was hurting me through the whole video

[@dr.booper_4303]

LETS GOOOOO

[@ediblechair6512]

I can confidently say there was at least 10 minutes of nonstop laughing from me, great video

[@Shadowforce000-ct7em]

That is true

[@L7nchYTofficial]

19:21 "Don't get to close!!" Killed me 🤣

[@cassandracarlton400]

Why is Blarg just running around hitting people with a bat so funny LMAO

[@joelthecannonmain7121]

Anyone else see the gta vids as incredibly precious every time one is uploaded? (No hate to other games of course we just here for the blarg) it just seems so perfect for his humour that I can have no doubt at all I’m gonna be in stiches by the end.

[@cpnquack]

when the boys get together for gta v, it's always a good time! Thanks for making my day better Blarg, and good luck on 1M subscribers in the near future!

[@JaredR1996]

To have a GTA session without Soup is just weird, but still hilarious of course

[@sn0wyc0sm0]

It’s always the goddamn chaotic sessions when they’re not playing heists that are the funniest, my stomach feel numb from laughing a ton

[@gilbertlopez7783]

12:00 Matthew I’m getting nauseous. Matthew we’re SIEDWAYS!! 😂

[@rootbeerguy690]

26:17 That part was the hardest laugh I've had in a while

[@joekim9790]

4:30 damn it’s like he’s in the recording session.

[@fredbeardelamater]

11:57 the Breaking Bad references are off the charts in this video. Walter’s here and we have the Albuquerque plane crash…

[@tomferguson9250]

24:40 it's like someone threw a Batman script into a foreign language AI generator 😂

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

I love how smii7y just says "the"

[@squibblez2517]

I was laughing pretty hard at the John Lennon ass crack bit, but looking it up made me laugh so much harder.

[@AntonioColon-rj2wo]

Just 4 Minutes in and I actually almost died laughing 😂

[@damaan1243]

7:57 i've never seen a more perfect fall

[@skizzlezz359]

the animation is so funny it looked like he got tackled

[@ShaggyDustbin]

That was a slapstick landing 😂

[@Brotchen_Typ]

7:56 GTA San andreas ahh fall

[@thatbluemiata_01]

no way, a 30 minute video from blarg!! thats how you know its gonna be a good day

[@aero490]

blarg you deserve this 1 mil keep up the good work love the videos

[@beanbag4872]

I need more. These gta sessions give me the giggles

[@meisachip]

“Matthew I’m getting nauseous…” 😂😂

[@Parasiteve]

wtf are these conversations that im not apart of? lol. talking about foot parm and grating the foot, im over here fuggin dying of laughter, i can't breathe but then yall fuggin keep goin!

[@callmecaleb1203]

9:33 yumi started breaking it down😂😂

[@Rikku198]

Man, there isn't a GTA video from you guys that I didn't piss my pants of laughing. It's just too funny, love you guys!

[@femaleredriot6855]

Ahhhhhh yes, Blarg and the Goons doing funny shit! Also, I hope you reach your 1 million goal Blarg!!! You definitely deserve it!!

[@hdgndymydndtmfumfum]

Blarg GTA moments are always deepfried

[@silverrey7379]

5:40 I'm kind of zoned out so I didn't hear if you said it already, but this image of John Lennon and Yoko Ono shows how it all went downhill after he left The Beatles

[@DAMIANtehDEMON]

I feel like Blarg would be a great addition to Soups GTA Roleplay videos

[@recight8248]

5:36 what a Deskription XD

[@ImTheRaptor]

17:23 replay for 15 HENNEY

[@NALTOHQ]

4:01 that literally sounds like dubstep wtf

[@xsavager3ap3rx]

15:44 had me dying of laughter

[@Nahyoudontgetthat]

Nothing makes me more flaccid than thinking of an Italian’s foot on a plate at Olive Garden….. And ya’ll know what I mean! There is no scenario where that’s a good thing!

[@colinb8623]

The "long ass crack" is just that picture of John Lennon and Yoko's asses. And the worst part is that I knew that before he even put the picture up 😂😂😂

[@SpecOps1]

Great video Blarg 😂😂 hope you hit 1k soon!!!

[@RachelTheDemonChic]

damn he hit 1k so many times he hit 1m

[@xX_Lord_Headass_Xx]

This is the kind of content that makes us laugh the most, just literal shitposting and goofing around. 🤣

[@Shadowforce000-ct7em]

I can still see that blurred out photo and my friends has already done yhat

[@Zeddeckswyy]

I love how after every thing they try and do it just ends with mass explosions

[@CoolAndrew89]

If you're on PC, DO NOT go onto GTA 5 Online, there's a pretty big exploit that's been discovered recently that potentially allows people to access your computer

[@captainblack3043]

That burp is the exact sound you don't want to hear playing subnautica.

[@NicktheMedic]

19:20 good thing he didn't get too close

[@phoenxi_]

1:53 regular show intro burp

[@DeltaBravo05]

It’s a good day when blarg uploads almost 30 minutes of gta funny moments

[@imgiraffedude]

The cod zombie sound @14:57 made me choke on my pizza

[@jack_blacksplaque8022]

5:16 for this who are wondering whose asscrack they be lookin at, it’s John Lennons and Yoko(? I think umber name is, not caught up on my Beatles lore) Edit: this is an edited image they have kinda normal ass cracks still look kinda weird

[@burttoast6954]

I thought I could watch this and eat but the foot bit immediately canned that

[@CellarLakeStudios]

Black Dooo should call himself DoooRag.

[@Pikachublaster12]

Matt- why am I getting shot at. Also Matt 30 seconds before 13:46

[@0ceanautical]

Love how smittys discord is just Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@bislinto]

I really respect you guys because you managed to get to the point where you just do absolutely nothing for 27 minutes in GTA, and people fuckin love it. I do as well, obviously. Great Job!

[@dailydoseofdogge3899]

My name is Matthew so when I heard doo say “Matthew, I’m getting nauseous “ I had it on my speaker across the house and I was like wait who the fuck

[@fritzgordon2470]

2:32.... So glad I ate BEFORE watching that part

[@gwimmweeperdoesgames6063]

Got here on time! Love you Matt @Blarg

[@bigschlick7398]

Anybody got the pic from 5:35 asking for a friend.

[@justmegaming0184]

16:50 made me laugh so hard

[@thecheetah9443]

Yeah boy 👍 my man blarg almost at a million!! Let's YEET those subscribers to the million goal

[@thisperson345]

Holy fuck I just searched up the ass crack picture and every single description you's gave were 100% accurate

[@nateckert2424]

The Batman part had me dead 😂

[@thebladedgamer527]

Always loved when you upload

[@FlamingorrYT]

I'm 3 minutes in and this is already my new favorite video. Hilarious Mr Blarg

[@rattlemebones7942]

I really need to stop eating while watching any videos from the Goons

[@u12bdragon]

I like it when bark upload

[@thomasstanhouse6224]

"I'm sorry I said 'Let's do a flip!' 😂 " 😂😂😂

[@EnterpriseEagleUnion]

idk why when smitty said tax dollars at work, and i saw the police all try to drive up a mountain, i thought of the Tennesse Highway patrol, just not letting that paycheck get away XD

[@iitzbluee00]

I laughed almost the whole video non-stop that I couldn't even eat my food.

[@Zack_Raefski]

I laughed from beginning to end gta is always so good

[@GHXST_YT.]

You Really Deserve Way More Than A MIL😂Love Your Content😁

[@Nightjar268]

I love video's like this 🤣🤣 Smii7y knows Subnautica??

[@ro77en5oul]

Love the content Wish you the best of luck for the future including editor's 💯🔥🖖👽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@Readdisyougey]

7:55 Wtf??? That wasn’t a rag doll animation, I’ve never seen that animation before that’s a scripted fall animation wtf how tf do you manage to do this blarg wth?? 😂😂😂

[@Drunknllamas]

I just want the photo at 5:21 🤣🤣😅

[@TGUProductions]

20:31 “D000!”

[@TheGamingNecroAG]

so.... when i clicked on this video i accidentally hit the cast button and it connected to my grandmothers tv. which normally is fine except for some reason when my phone connects to a tv it turns the volume of the tv to max. so the first thing she hears is "i've never been more flaccid than when doo says "baby"" at about 100 decibels. thank you for reading. i now have to explain to my grandmother that i was not watching gay soft core.

[@Yesnt937]

These videos are equivalent to the after-effects of a fever dream where you have an after-school nap.

[@LimeMoneon]

Somebody get me my Soup, I’m getting hungry

[@greatthunderphotographyvid2234]

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

[@zenerstorm95]

19:21 DONTGETTOOCLOSE-

[@wetplant1748]

the censored picture that is shown is John Lennon and Yoko Ono's Two Virgins record cover

[@thepassivelurker]

GTA Online is not safe at the moment, hackers can now directly ruin your shit. hopefully Rockstar does something soon.

[@chisk_392]

for the bat kills we need that sound when you hit your tooth with your cup

[@nims3563]

I have to laughed this hard in awhile 🤣 😂 😭

[@addisondillon3132]

Perfect thing to see in my feed on my birthday

[@Dekn33s]

Why did I know what Ass you were talking about before the freakin pic came up lmfaooo

[@Gweini]

2:30 bro.. im eating, cmon man

[@terrafirma1849]

Hey guys, be careful in GTA public sessions right now, there's exploits going around that can permanently send you to griefer lobbies, corrupt your cloud saves, and even run remote code and easily access your IP address. Best to not play GTA Online or just use private sessions until Rockstar addresses it. My girlfriend had the game for 4 days and got banned for 3 years by a hacker because she was in a public lobby for 20 seconds before joining me.

[@pamboe2004]

Blarg you are awsome dude mad respect keep on being brilliant.

[@AntonioColon-rj2wo]

You should put a mod with limousines that has grenade turret, and turbo boosters and see how much chaos you can create

[@scrap_monkey695]

Discord funny moments with gta in the background

[@KronicFibber]

I need more GTA vids like this

[@mastermind8575]

batman movie with bad translation : the ark ham night yes yes im proud of myself

[@lllOmidlll]

I laughed so much I was in tearssss

[@TIM_NASCAR]

Blarg,my friend is named Peter Michael

[@_PAIM]

Love it how even though soup is not here (he`s dead), we can feel him.

[@JustanerOwO2001]

16:40 Who the fuck is Tony Hanking?

[@TheCerberusOfHell]

Get this man his plaque!! 1mill needs to happen

[@patinthesnow752]

24:04 Smii7y is literally a dolphin

[@jiblets1017]

That moment when you watched breaking bad up season 5 episode 6 and get the ending spoiled 7:19