GTA Online for Adults..

[@ModestPelican]

Thanks to DarkViperAU for featuring. You can check out his channel here: kzbin.info I hope all you legends are doing alright during this weird time

[@agentmilton5862]

Hey modest pelican

[@zacharynelson7103]

Hey whats up big not so sexy

[@a1locc25]

I'm only loyal to one KZbinr the one that stays hydrated.

[@echofox7498]

That link takes you to this video :D

[@markeosman2258]

Nice video

[@DarkViperAU]

I want to be clear, I could escape but it seems safer to stay in the basement right now. Plus the rent is free and I am well hydrated :P

[@lisakelly2640]

DarkViperAU I love your speed run videos

[@stealingthespark8393]

Me too

[@davooooooooo]

Is the run dead again?

[@yondabigman4668]

Make sure you maintain it

[@galaxysedge7024]

Freedom is just a word and basement is just a room

[@fishanter6807]

“Aw it’s peli” martos last words

[@sky-ve3rn]

Rip😓

[@nebula8869]

Rest in hydration

[@fishanter6807]

He will not be forgotten

[@Cptsuccess]

@@fishanter6807 no he will be

[@fishanter6807]

Joseph Guthrie oh yeah

[@emilyhiggs5239]

The “an organization to A organization” was the best thing ever

[@santimeek5063]

I'm changing mine to that right now 😂😂

[@Alex-0597]

"Sons of Virgins" sounds like a Christian metal band name.

[@ay-qe9pk]

Alex 0597 yessss

[@kevinjohnson7300]

Or a sequel to a previous porno

[@Gamingdude-ws5dy]

Alex 0597 oh yeah

[@zyplays5457]

So true lol.

[@Henriong]

Wait, Isn’t it though?

[@uci6100]

We should rename the coronavirus the “pelican virus” in order to spread the good word of this channel

[@genaralapple4908]

Yes please

[@alexjoy5525]

we could also have someone eat a undercooked pelican in order to create a original virus which will be named pelican virus

[@IceyX54]

Yes

[@genaralapple4908]

@@perxcl6185 what

[@genaralapple4908]

@@perxcl6185 why u say covid-19?

[@stevenpham6086]

Papa peli, aren’t you glad everyone is staying hydrated and buying all the water during this outbreak?

[@vinestick]

Mischievousboy_9 I hate how your pfp isn’t centered my ocd is acting up

[@yukonfarnsworth1688]

If nestle had his way wed all be parched.

[@kr1zzy]

nah there isnt left for him

[@burnttamale]

Yes. Old ass grandma tried stealing my 60 pack of water bottles. Ho got smacked

[@demonwolf570]

@@burnttamale Bitches be thirsty.

[@mem8or619]

I became a famous musician and only played songs about pelicans as it would really help spread the good word about your channel

[@cameronmitchell1800]

8:06 lol he goes directly into the truck. I love your videos, stay hydrated pelican!

[@MidnightDStroyer]

Marto: "I've taken dumps that float more majestically than your yacht." That's some serious trash-talk there...Marto should pull his mind out of the sewer, eh? Oh wait, *you* were the one who admitted to looking up "adult Minions, weren't you? When making the raid on the farm: "...And the dried blood stains make the place look lived in." I don't know how they managed to hire the most popular & busiest Interior Decorator in the game but it was well worth the effort, as her designer-skills are really to die for. And the moral of this story is: You can't hold your bagel & eat it too.

[@nero3906]

I managed to get in papa pelis video :), might've only been 2 seconds where he stole my mark 2 but still quite epic

[@TheHuntersHook]

Good premature hand hol

[@TheHuntersHook]

Holding

[@stranged7251]

*1 second

[@diobrando6275]

Ah, I suddenly feel hydrated with this glorious content

[@jackbryant3784]

U should call ur yacht the “hydration nation” 🛥

[@ModestPelican]

that is an extremely good name

[@Kxji]

Always Hydrated is nice too but since salt water won’t hydrate you it’s not.

[@cantsneedgaming4591]

@@Kxji please don't ruin our fantasies

[@vwolfee5046]

@@ModestPelican Moby Thicccccccccc

[@vwolfee5046]

@@ModestPelican with ten c's

[@WillTDTCITY]

Just discovered this channel and ive been laughing ever since, just subbed keep up the good work

[@mobbossgambino]

Lmaooooo I fxckin love you dawg. Thank you for your commentary. 😂🤣😭

[@certifiedhoodclassic7833]

0:07 "Please have a 1 night stand" I'mma stop you right there, I don't have the facilities for that mate

[@ModestPelican]

i believe in you Nikhil

[@isaaccarter9007]

@@ModestPelican hello

[@Pinopley]

Was anyone else strangely aroused when peli started talking about Anti-Christian minion content?

[@ZillDiddlY]

I was aroused when he started talking tbh

[@Pinopley]

@@ZillDiddlY weren't we all?

[@ZillDiddlY]

@@Pinopley touche

[@gyoh_]

You bet your fucking ass I was

[@GreatestCornholio]

I am always strangely aroused ....

[@GucciSmartCarpet]

Papa peli, I have some wisdom for you Pets are just animals with Stockholm syndrome Stay hydrated

[@OfficialNiceAccount]

Thats good wisdom

[@3ゴーストカンガルー]

aaaaaaAAAHHH

[@maucazalv903]

...........oshit

[@danyalmalik3972]

@@OfficialNiceAccount thats a good wisdo- god dammit

[@gabrielcatalin8933]

Watch out guys, this one is special

[@thelis4u591]

5:28 "We decide to all MATE at the casino"

[@HollandNights]

The DarkViperAU collab was the partnership we never knew we needed but damn are we happy to see it

[@echofox7498]

I haven't got anything edgy to say. Stay home and stay hydrated.

[@gangatsa1577]

I just drank 42.0 gallons of purified water *R E F R E S H I N G*

[@oliverbrouillard6833]

In rdr2 I named my horse modest pelican to spread the good word of this channel

[@Chendoart]

3:11 "awww it's Peli" i bet you here that all day, water bird 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@derweiehelge9087]

"Cyclists suck." is probably the truest thing anyone has ever said. Apart from "Stay Hydrated" of course.

[@idisplaypace2411]

Hallo

[@pitzo5555]

"Rockstar is officially now my sugar daddy" ~Modest Pelican the hydrated~2020~

[@NbaYoungBoyWithABeard]

I saw the minion porn, That evil guy used his long nose to penetrate a minion

[@dvsperate62]

@@NbaYoungBoyWithABeard 😟

[@dirtiscake4701]

Damn pelly, thanks for the very Christian, and hydrated story about the sons of Virgins. Papa bless 🙏

[@spicysnacc9899]

12:51 I wanted him to say "Oooh my dawgg!" If u got the big smoke reference then you're a pro gamer

[@ModestPelican]

haha that would've been epic

[@4qtips]

Modest Pelican Gaming don't you mean *E P I C G A M E R*

[@KiwiMan5S5]

Heather Quintana that’s Desbug’s job

[@operator8181]

"like the dehydrated lad he is" man, that speaks volumes on this channel...

[@lukebrown8037]

I love how Marto just kinda accepts his fate when his car gets pinned. He's like "Aw man, it's peli" and then is vaporized.

[@duchi882]

All my life I wanted to be a Juggler I just don't have the balls to do it

[@atechocolateinpublicbathro5817]

Literally

[@steppo8634]

Go away

[@Invictus173]

Clever

[@bray4825]

Very clever

[@evanlocklear1411]

Just... no 😂

[@djcocopopz2535]

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while. I’ll make sure to stay extra hydrated

[@FixedHammer]

I love the intro as much as I love pelican!

[@skyn1nja974]

4:39 I was literally saying in my head “what, is he going to get darkviper or some other speedrunner to say he is good?” 😂😂😂

[@MTP432]

The minion and cyclist shit talk only further solidified my love for you.

[@ryannotlyin9033]

I need theese videos in my hydration quarantine

[@nf2086]

To spread the good honest word of your channel I named my dog modest-pelican gaming so whenever we are at the park and he’s lost I yell where are you modest pelican

[@fredrc851]

Love the videos man, there really helping me get thu the isolation keep up the great work you absolute legend

[@leosmithzwift3170]

Best bloody yt ever, your 3 series of gta v red dead and day z make me laugh everytime i swear, ur dark humour funny as

[@joshuaayoub8171]

You're funny mainly because you can tell these jokes in the most calm and collected voice while I'm over here dying of laughter

[@Sunflowelle]

“Aww it’s Peli” *BOOM*! 😂classic

[@vlaaad5160]

6:24 social distancing at its finest

[@ModestPelican]

:D

[@loganbrunzlow9294]

I love how that guy falls over after getting hit with an action figure😂

[@tomh90s]

DarkViperAU & Modest Pelican is a crossover I knew I needed, but never thought I'd get. Very happy pelican over here :)

[@AverageOl]

Didn’t even realise you had uploaded! So imagine my delight when now I’m having a poo and you’re video came up, It’s made me not even mind my constipation 😍😍😍

[@tomk5292]

Hello I am happy to inform you that I am sufficiently hydrated with natural spring water and have fully given up my crippling heroin addiction witch gives me more time to drink water and look after my pelican sanctuary and give water to my pelicans.

[@ModestPelican]

that's a real success story mate

[@thiccchungo1041]

Want to give a ted talk

[@yukonfarnsworth1688]

When i close my eyes i see a pelican standing on a boulder. Controller placed firmly in right wing. Talking while using your left wing to punctuate sentences.

[@mamesjaunsell6467]

This series is like Breaking Bad but if The director was a questionably unstable and cures his severe anxiety with lacklustre amounts of Horse Tranquilliser.

[@themicrowavedev]

My favorite part of this video is when peli is hating on farm sim and says “Hello guys! It’s ya boi Modest Pelican here, coming at you live from sunshine farm. We are gonna jump onboard with ‘xXOldMcDonaldplowedurm0mXx’ who is utilizing the Massey Ferguson harvester, and it looks like he’s cleaning up here. Should be a fruitful crop harvest for the rookie who needs it coming into lan finals.” Hands down one of the best modest pelican moments I have witnessed.

[@pr3d4torel1te4]

I love how your just talking about what's going on then marto always kills or does something 😂

[@johnhaskins4889]

One of the hardest laughs I’ve had in a while. Thank you for this godly comment papa peli xx

[@AllyMarie_123]

"What's this? Aw it's Peli.." *everyone blows up* Thank you for the laughs bois. It's much needed 🧡 And thanks for the little shout out to retail workers during this time! It's much appreciated 🧡

[@sheilatsao8752]

You should do a vid where you don’t talk over the gameplay and we just hear all you legends

[@stevencrawley7821]

All my life I wanted to be a Juggler I just don't have the balls to do it

[@ItsOrel]

This is one of the funniest videos i've ever seen

[@jameelismail2433]

I love your videos, your videos leave a smile on my face on a sad day. Just keep up the good job

[@nathantheron9159]

Remember to stay hydrated at all times

[@jasminelindsay9987]

The Jim’s joke was amazing. I swear I see a new Jim’s everyday. What a dude.

[@rochrhodes3607]

Not gonna lie, you and Fabian would be a damn good warzone pair

[@arthurnunez970]

Has Modest Pelican made such great quality content that lasts years later? I think the gentleman with the white tshirt and uzi agreed nodding yes LOL 9:02

[@fathurboim]

7:10 I love this part. Exactly what I have in mind.

[@papapelifanclub4462]

If you enjoy this video please get matching tattoos with your significant other of the modest pelican logo then break up with them and repeat the process. PLS USE THIS

[@wretchedgames5194]

Imagine “modest meth” it get delivered by a pelican with a helmet and 10 gallons of hydrating water you have to rip off

[@vysper8067]

I got my water bottle when this hid came out

[@ModestPelican]

this is what i like to hear

[@beanboy0791]

@@ModestPelican I got more than a water bottle lmao I got like 5 🤣🤣🤣

[@dm6286]

@@ModestPelican no, I think you misheard. There aren't any children moaning right now...

[@bledastrasak6380]

Probably best crossover of all time. And boys, stay hydrated, wash your hands.

[@dn3822]

A good content creator is not measured by how many subscribers he has, but is measured by how hydrated they are - 44th US President Barack Obama

[@tissue869]

being gifted a million dollars in this game by the developers is lowkey insulting lol

[@TheOnlyTaps]

Stay hydrated 💯 and stay safe out there everyone 🙏🏿

[@sillysausage6677]

5:11 im in first

[@AndreasNV]

You didn't even go and visit Aussie captain Darcy on the vessel's bridge. He's probably disappointed about that.

[@makssozanski6728]

Dude I love this series please make more of these. Cause I’m having a good laugh

[@NathanWhitford]

"a pretty cute Titanic moment that I'll remember for the rest of my life." must be a short life.

[@lankerlol]

Will thicc man jump off a train into a river to stay hydrated? I want him to stay healthy by drinking fresh water.

[@ModestPelican]

hm that is a great idea mate

[@Roryc55]

Hi

[@masonwestkamper2613]

You are first

[@ModestPelican]

hi

[@bigman9022]

Peli : *doesn't shoot the tail rotor of the helicopter to make it spin out of control* Me: *unbridled rage*

[@_J.P._]

3:31 nice head shot reaction. Like the character had the option to think about what happend and maybe have a choice to go with it or reject and ignore completely and that second was just that :)

[@milanjevgenijevic3720]

Fishes are jeleus of me cuz im more hydratet than them.

[@yakkumi-3025]

Samee

[@brittanicagriffin6844]

Lmao

[@Tekion-s7s]

Yeet

[@job3rg]

Want to try that again?

[@thewarhawk8203]

Sema

[@carson8227]

More minecraft

[@madmikeschannel8128]

I won a battle royale in Warzone last night with Wyatt as my operator. Rocking the Australian flag on my kit really helped spread the good word of ModestPelican's channel.

[@r3created414]

Today's my birthday! Such an amazing present! Thank you!

[@harrycoleman8595]

This has gotta be one of the funniest channels I’ve ever come across keep up the great content🤟

[@dotcom1196]

Got banned for grinding 2 years (800 mill $ on my bank) so rockstar seemingly thought I was a modder and so I got banned for 1 month, my bank acc was set to 0$ and my characters (lvl 402 and 243) were set to 0 and even after writing to the support I got no response for 10 days.

[@siggistrsngelove1670]

Try it again and again, in different support mails and Platforms

[@mrduck6850]

Modest: Thanks all retail workers at the end of the video Also Modest: robs a convenience store in the middle of the video and kills the clerk

[@oliverjames842]

Finally seeing one of your videos on the day it came out, love everything you do btw

[@nozomubnr3268]

Hey ModestPelican your videos cheer me up all the time when i am down and out. I love your videos and i think you make some content worth getting HYDRATED to! Thanks for making my time spent on youtube worth it!

[@spagetisauce4208]

I wanna see dark viper and pelican do a fun video together

[@leanbongo7929]

8:49 "Aim assist isn't that bad, you still need skill." 💀💀

[@CamSpaghett]

The ‘I’ve taken shits that float better than this boat’ quote was amazing

[@WolfricLupus]

I absolutely love the fact that you spent a quarter million bucks to call your business "A Organisation"! It cracks me up every time I see that sign in the office 🤣🤣🤣

[@tj_lad7078]

Damn... When Papa Pali calls someone a “dehydrated lad,” you know he’s mad 👀

[@PrincessLilLaraCroft]

Idk how I feel into a KZbin whole of your videos I’ve never played GTA and no had any interest in it. But now I’m a subscriber and obsessed with the videos!

[@fonepixie]

Thanks for the end shoutout, i thanked my local coffeeshop workers.. i live in the Netherlands, so they dont exactly sell coffee.... i thanked them because the weed is my medicine, i would be fucked without it.

[@imjustabee]

I'm currently working extra long shifts in a supermarket as relief, hearing that last message was actually super lovely, thank you

[@CptnWolfe]

Modest Pelican in a Darkviper video, Darkviper in a Modest Pelican video, is this heaven?

[@lofichu5285]

I'm loving the DarkViperAU x Modest Pelican Content, I am now acceptably hydrated.

[@Masonpapa]

9:04 damn that guy looks in pain as he try’s to shoot the boi pelican seriously what a non hydrated malacker

[@littleman3103]

Me: Time to go to bed *Papa Peli Has Uploaded* Me: Sleep is for the weak

[@justpassingby6150]

You have small pp x2

[@meditativeturtle]

I don't really understand how 2 million people watched your video but only 56 K liked it. Your videos are so funny. Bravo!

[@damian8827]

Modest pelican does gaming reviews Hitman gameplay Gta 5 tips tricks and gameplay Communicates with his subscribers Likes the comments his subscribers posts And some virgin is gonna dislike his videos and go and watch IGN This is the quality content you watch during quarantine. And stay hydrated.

[@EMPTYyt166]

12:45 had me laughing for some reason.

[@dutchfan7650]

Im sitting here at 1am watching your videos with 5 big cartons of water and my pet pelican snuggling up next to me, because you both have to stay hydrated and hug your pelican at night during lockdown to keep your sanity which is probably just within the boundries of sane.