GTA San Andreas Best Jokes

[@marijapaveticek8715]

"I know you are blind, but you gotta see this." Is the best one for me

[@marijapaveticek8715]

18:23 btw)

[@DontYouLookAtMe.]

Very clever

[@ЧувакИзКосмоса]

Carl, are you pointing again?

[@SexyGineaPig69]

18:22

[@edibleandsentientautomobil5396]

I love the "I love you Maggie" part

[@cchristianjeremy]

"Ryder! Not this again!" "It aint me, fool!" That is such a classic funny ass line that is forever immortalized. 😂

[@HarryPlays_28]

"No one is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"

[@KYOJIRO001]

Oh sh*t run!!!

[@JLaRoc7]

It's every bit as iconic as "All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ", "Look what happened to the bitch" and Big Smoke's massive drive-thru order.

[@tapish_tp08]

Also Ryder didn't finished high school coz"" he's too intelligent for this shit""

[@bac-wo6ev]

​@@HarryPlays_28 i still don't get the "i feel sorry for your dad" joke after all these years

[@PythonWood]

Cant believe i didnt get these jokes back when i was younger, these are funny asf

[@omrobby]

me too

[@ArcyGoldenSnowTV]

Same

[@Bona_Star]

True, they are funnier than nowdays jokes

[@Aoi-todo-gaming]

same

[@SilentHotdog28]

The one about the guy always wacking off. never understood that as a kid. At least I understood the Wuzi ones, love Wuzi haha.

[@54polodf88]

I love how Michael's heist team consists of professional gunners and drivers. Meanwhile, Cj's heist team have 2 random triads guys, a blind guy, a janitor and a nerd but somehow they still make it.

[@John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle]

This comment is underrated lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@jorgecabrera3694]

One of them has a name. It's Woozies assistant. His name is Guppie

[@timononp737]

Well, Caligula’s heist was in 1992, much simpler time

[@John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle]

@@timononp737 there were serial killers in every block that time you can't say it's simpler just cause you probably think Micheal's heist was better

[@MatthewMcRowan]

CJ was just much more successful and talented compared to Michael

[@M1551NGN0]

3:49 holy f that's the biggest insult in the whole game….

[@omrobby]

Dark joke

[@M1551NGN0]

@@omrobby i know right! My heart literally got an attack in the dilemma of whether to laugh or to cry 🥲

[@fatihkartal2513]

He should be angry

[@coby9282]

Torino is such a savage :D

[@M1551NGN0]

@@fatihkartal2513 he must be but he couldn't have done anything

[@ArcyGoldenSnowTV]

"Oh i guess you two *WOULD* know what a hooker looks like" "You say that like its a bad thing" "SHUT UP CARL" 🤣

[@KZ1994able]

11:02 Where Elon Musk got his X logo from 🤣

[@jimmy-vu8nv]

true xd

[@TheBlueboy7777]

Lol thats the proof this game is ahead of its own time

[@ayushnayak8746]

Xoomer Garage

[@sarikakumari6712]

Same i was thinking before 😂😂

[@k125catu5]

All GTA Series had its uniqueness. But San Andreas will always be a classic game.

[@Wertyber]

10:54 I love how Cesar genuinely sounds so annoyed when CJ asked him twice

[@mpgunawan]

"Now I know you are blind, man - but you gotta see this." Daaamnnnn 😂😂😂

[@taloncarson4107]

VERY CLEVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@glenbenton4855]

GTA SA is such a timeless, fun and well executed story its crazy how long it was for its time. Fun and timeless

[@thenexus8384]

Although it's definitely the hardest

[@SyRose901]

​@@thenexus8384There are ways to make the game hilariously easy, but yeah, them ways are still harder than the rest of the 3D Universe games. Some missions are ball-busters, too.

[@thenexus8384]

@@SyRose901 like the plane missions and races

[@SyRose901]

@@thenexus8384 The plane missions are not really hard to me, but I also went to the settings to disable Mouse Flying(finicky feature for planes), and use WASD and arrow keys at the same time to fly, which to me makes plane control much more intuitive and eventually easy. N.O.E can still be hard, though. Controlling the fighter jet in the modern age of keyboards without numpads is the hard part, since its controls are tied to numpad keys by default. Supply Lines(Zero mission 2) is a weird one, since it comes before you learn to fly. It's super easy once you learn to fly and learn the fact that you can let go of W and fly without spending fuel. You complete the mission with like 60% fuel left. The racers have really bad AI, but you can still fuck up and lose your chance at the races very early on, I guess.

[@SyRose901]

To me, the hardest missions are: 1. Tanker Commander: Catalina's first heist is surprisingly hard, the chasing car has a chance to ram you right between the truck and the fuel tank and immediately foil you. It does get much easier with repeat playthroughs, though. 2. Los Desperados: The second to last mission, you have unreliable allies that can die to rockets and immediately lose you the mission, and you have to react immediately to stop the rocket launching enemy. 3. Freefall(? Salvatore's first mission): Chase a plane with a plane in the weirdest way possible. 4. Driving School: Some take multiple tries, like the two-wheelies, side flips...

[@antomichael943]

19:39 woozie being a champ and a menace

[@crack4184]

Woozie is such a gem

[@somedudefromapharmacy]

Every person, not just blind, gotta have self-confidence like Woozie.

[@Curiousboy265]

0:45 "it aint me fool" like dude 💀😂

[@MehNameIsJeff]

"Ay what are you still doing here?" "I live here" *"OH OK you can stay :)"*

[@dirtylinny3279]

i love how he ends up with you in the hiest too when you do it

[@peanutbutterisgood911]

Man woozie's a funny guy considering the fact that he's triad boss😂😂

[@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643]

I thought the boss was Ran Fa Li

[@LegendaryAceAttorney]

there are different branches of the triads wooizie is boss of the mountain cloud boys and ran fa li is boss of the red gecko tong@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643

[@SyRose901]

​@@achmadsyariefhidayatullaha4643Woozie leads the Mountain Cloud Boys, and Ran Fa Li leads the Gecko Tong Boys, I think. They're both leaders who allied with each other to found the Four Dragons Casino.

[@iamdb1990]

"I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off" is the single greatest line in the game

[@markodi69]

3:50 Bro toreno was wild 💀

[@V2from_UltraKil]

Classic rockstar.

[@PicolloRun]

probably my fav character all time from gta 😂

[@prietos23]

15:40 oh man, you cut it at the best part! great vid tho, i love the way you connected some clips

[@araigumakiruno]

'im blind carl not stupid' the best quote from woozie

[@yungbackshots]

8:47 Ogglock 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭

[@TheBlueboy7777]

Thats what i read and pronounce it when i was a kid lol ogglock😂

[@Raina_mz]

😂

[@willi3y87]

What mission cutscene is that?

[@joolsmacgrools1288]

@@willi3y87it’s not from a mission, it’s on the WCTR station, one of Lazlow’s segments. Well worth hearing.

[@gamerswindows8andoneplus205]

3:48 is hilarious 💀

[@Fearless_Gamer96]

What a way to finish the video, with the greatest order ever made 😂 Take care of yourself and keep them coming Om !

[@omrobby]

thank you. you are too kind. sorry for the late respond.

[@patrickhavens2943]

0:49 every time I play the gta v mission “Chop” I always think Lamar is gonna say “it ain’t me fool” when the balla recognizes him lmao

[@mfkrwithabrain]

My favorite is still a wise sentence by one of the npc: "you're like my as*h*le always holding up sh*t"

[@arthurmorganhere]

LMFAO, and it's from the best NPC in the entire series: Orange 12 or as we like to call him, Tweleve.

[@BadenSondami]

"I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge"

[@Mohammadkwt]

“What do I look like I’m made of? Pudding?” 😂

[@rannoda9984]

3:50 😭😭😭😭😭He doesn't care about CJ's feelings

[@antomichael943]

18:20 man that was unexpected

[@aotako407]

10:46 I love CJ fucking around with Cesar here

[@russellpadilla7096]

just realized pulaski unknowingly jabbed at hernandez when he told the taxi driver to leave 😂

[@Anish-IITP]

Yeah

[@John_Marston_Rip_Van_Winkle]

"Everyone has a street infront of their house. That doesn't make you cool" Caught me of guard as a person who barely listens to the radio🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinmathew9170]

3:48 wow thats one hell of a response

[@V2from_UltraKil]

"You're so fat you jumped in the air and you got stuck" Orange 21.

[@princerawat4297]

Who the fuck said that lmao😂😂

[@lamepotato86]

​@@princerawat4297Here's another one, "The back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs." 😂😂😂

[@arthurmorganhere]

​@@princerawat4297 here's another other one: "Do ya shower in doo-doo?"

[@mugurlutr9208]

"Now I know you're blind man, but you gotta see this" Bro literally showing him a board 😂

[@egorp.7780]

I'm blind, Carl, not stupid 😅

[@Raphael16045]

3:48 Holy S**t!!!!! Toreno is wild.😂😂😂

[@widjojohuang7854]

10:18 this one got me 😂

[@pinkgreenmelon2209]

The oglock radio was too funny 😂

[@distortedenergy]

Yess🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iLikePlanez]

19:23 lol ok you can stay 😂

[@707trappers]

6:55 "Kill him?? Well I didn't mean take the mf out" is craazzzyyy😂😂

[@Shakojoy]

6:27 the way he's speaking always gets me 🤣

[@kzander8002]

13:57 first i thought mad dogg was rapping by the subtitles 😂😂

[@HaythamAlsayed]

"Does the pope shit in the woods" has become part of my vocabulary

[@dxrbkn5145]

The janitor joining the actual heist mission was so fucking funny

[@alexandreguyot2258]

weird guy on phone: now first we need to see what you're made of. CJ: What do i look i'm i'm made of?!? Pudding?!? Me: *dying of laughter at **9:10*

[@virtuaspeedone]

2:50 cj fustrated because everyone he works for is always high af

[@scottm8292]

17:14 Brilliant, especially given the early 90s setting for San Andreas.

[@jaydaykoth]

Dude can’t stop slaying his one eyed trouser snake

[@micohdeguzmandmd]

I don't get it

[@Raphael16045]

​@@micohdeguzmandmdYour too innocent. Stay that way.

[@evanjuniorfluffy]

I would have done the same

[@Kaledrone]

They are also both british

[@Hivoo3660]

2:03 too good

[@TheBlueboy7777]

Not just the cut scen's but *the radio commercials and the legendary npc's* lol seriously i love gta san andreas even today! its feels so alive! Compare gta5... Its really like another world!☺

[@KentuckyAk101guy]

“The back of yo neck look like a pack of hot dawgs”

[@herrwallace7581]

This game is just something else bro, thanks for making videos like this, appreciate it man ❤️

[@William1275_Death-Gaming]

Cj: "throw shoe's at e'm?" me In The Game Fr: Cheats B)

[@whatsupfellas9988]

i almost die the part "what you do on ballas throw shoes at him😂

[@Heby2149]

Lol me too 2:02

[@buschfan0818]

"What u gon' do if the ballas roll through, throw shoes at em?" 💀

[@cloudshifter]

Ironic how the guy who calls you busta was the biggest backstabbing busta in the game.

[@gabrielbitencourt1879]

For real

[@bkkersey93]

No he wasn't. Big Smoke was.

[@gabrielbitencourt1879]

@@bkkersey93 Yes Ryder was. There is no denying it

[@josececilio3459]

10:46 I'm with Cesar on this one, I have no idea what "does the pope shits on the woods" means Cus i'm Brazilian

[@osplimos2378]

é uma respostada pra quando alguém faz uma pergunta que a resposta é obviamente sim ou obviamente não exemplo: um caba chega na escola com gesso no braço e alguém pergunta "did you break your arm?" e o cara responde "does the pope shit in the woods?"

[@MKB147]

16:54 he probably got 21 lol

[@danishqureshi514]

Bro was stuttering when he realised that he lost to CJ 💀

[@一花のぬいぐるみ-z1e]

the best one is definitely when CJ says "i appreciate your input, but please fuck off"

[@topgames9644]

8:16 though the motherfucking mic was broken The best for me

[@kingmaverick5840]

6:46 well, I didn't mean date him😂😂😂😂

[@Les1o]

9:15 bruh the ak sounds powerful as fuck reminds me of cs 1.6

[@alejandroo.2358]

12:42 no idea why i found this so funny, but i did

[@HaronYoungerBro]

A calm and well mannered mafia leader suddenly sounding like a 14yo who got caught checking phub by a friend :D

[@TheTimbs_]

Triad dude looks like Neo from the matrix. That’s probably why he won racing.

[@M1551NGN0]

More like Morpheus with those glasses

[@rolandhazuki8787]

One thing that makes me wonder, he blind but can race a car & shoot a gangster too 😅 Woozie is like a superhero Daredevil or some sort 😅

[@ItsMePablo__]

4:10 Is that real 😮?

[@omrobby]

This dialogue between OG Loc and Lazlow came from the radio but I made this scene with some mods for visualization purposes.

[@familybroakajonny]

“Or Lopez either, you racist f**k that ain’t how moms raised us!”🤣🤣

[@3timez]

"Now first we need to see what you're made of.." "What it look like I'm made of... PUDD'N?"

[@navedqureshi4412]

And when Sweet asks CJ about Maccer. That conversation is funny too.

[@SJJAD_IQ]

2:08 Ryder's reaction 😂

[@lebronjamefan]

Congrats on the 20k subs. U prolly don't remember me but ya. I'm happy for u

[@omrobby]

Actually I was nearly got 25k but I lost a lot of my subscribers after I deleted all the best jokes videos.

[@lebronjamefan]

@@omrobby i loved the uncharted one lmao

[@shaunrosario112]

Nah the Wu Zi Mu bits are just insanely funny 😭😭😭

[@Nasserist1969]

i can't even remember Og Loc talking to that guy

[@omrobby]

it's not on screen, only on radio interview. i created that scene for visual purpose.

[@kazless01]

That guy was lazlo from gta 5

[@python12180]

3:47 man this made me to go insane💀

[@omrobby]

the ultimate dark joke

[@thewarlord9238]

bruh, i played this a lot back in the day, but i did'nt notice the jokes man, these are funny af

[@ginoangelos.flores1075]

I'm a just a little curious, what happened to your old Best Jokes videos

[@omrobby]

You can read about it on my community tab.

[@ginoangelos.flores1075]

@@omrobby sure thing

[@ginoangelos.flores1075]

I just really got curious because I really love those videos of yours, but goodluck on remaking the Best Jokes series. Much love

[@Koko24250]

Nah I'm with Caesar, I never got the question after 19 years lmaooo Does a pope shit in the woods????😂😂😂😂

[@Looper231Xd]

It's a rhetorical question

[@fernandojimenez1173]

"Ogloc" 😂😂😂😂 how did I miss that one for so long hahaha

[@AlexMR]

"youre like my asshole, always holding up shit" npc stuck behind me in traffic

[@Carlos-so9sk]

This is one of the 100 reasons of SA being the best RPG game ever created

[@IntrovertSinceBirth]

SA isn't an RPG

[@lanczibotond7493]

"We need to see what you're made of" CJ: WHAT DO YOU THINK IM MADE OF? PUDDING?

[@kartucat9714]

One of the best GTA San Andreas joke for me is in radio "so this is the man og loc" OG loc:"hry my name is OG LOC!"

[@neelamsharma801]

3:55😂

[@punkbrigade]

The pope joke with cesar gets me everytime

[@FrozenThunder458]

"Looking real technical gangsta HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH" killed me hahahaha😊

[@mohammedridhakammoun5763]

*mom told me to not to talk to stranger* *and look what happend to the bi...* Got me killed 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Khglpi]

Cj:you do know im black right ,not Chinese? Woozie:CJ I’m blind,not stupid

[@sngwon__h_ch8401]

Some of the best lines are in conversations with Woozie and the triads 😂 but smoke and ryder are real memes… yeah and mike is just a cheeky Guy

[@ahnafmuttaki-vf6xx]

3:47 best one

[@w.werion4801]

3:30 ay yo am I trippin or is that the protagonist from another GTA XD

[@omrobby]

Yes. That's Claude from GTA III.

[@hisokaackerman2.010]

​@@omrobbyCatalina : sorry babe I'm an ambitious girl

[@reallokndo6208]

One time i was walking around grove and I heard an npc in traffic scream "man youre like my asshole, always holding up shit"

[@omrobby]

@@reallokndo6208 lol. Some NPCs have amazing lines.

[@goodkedi6982]

6:52 Kill him? I ain't mean date him 😂

[@Megapolis199]

“Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace loving, man of the people.” My favourite

[@mike-fq7zi]

you forgot the "you picked the wrong house fool" and "All you had to do was follow the god damn train cj" two of the most famous memes for gta sa

[@OSHEEVitaminWater]

Bro the OG Loc's interviewer is the funniest unimportant character in the game

[@omrobby]

His name is Lazlo.

[@kazless01]

​@@omrobby was that lazlo from gta 5?

[@helloimskip]

The fact its 21 minutes just shows how great the writing is

[@patriciawaskin3746]

17:42 someone help me please 😭😭

[@Hanashiro_0626]

You can already see what smoke's intention back at the "Drive-thru" mission...

[@omrobby]

you got that right

[@MrLord-2008]

"tiny balls?? now just wait a minute" I'M FUCKING DEAD

[@Larry-ce2st]

Does the pope shit in wood and all its reference fucking amazing 😂

[@anthonyvaldez-wf4mw]

I love the joke of that characters, because CJ tell him said, "Can you help me right now?" Tereno said, "Well, actually, no, that means no."

[@JedPatrickFelina]

"Blind?? But we was jus racin cars last week!?"My Fav line!

[@omrobby]

here in Indonesia we have a blind tiktoker who can do skateboard tricks. 😂

[@SohailBhoi-ns4rj]

2:01 this one😂😂

[@mateuszstefan7502]

18:21 I know you blind Man but you got to see this

[@mc_sanki15]

“thanks for your input…but please F OFF”😂😂😂