GTA The Definitive Edition Unpatched! / Glitches, Bugs & Epic Fails

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@bootsthecat6718
@bootsthecat6718 3 жыл бұрын
Not that I want to kick a game while it's down but I love having these types of videos to act as a time capsule of what it was really like to play this without any updates
@Tatsh2DX
@Tatsh2DX 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when these games came out and they were well tested and needed no updates of any kind.
@xylsky1300
@xylsky1300 3 жыл бұрын
When you're paying for it I'd think you have a right to kick it
@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269
@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 3 жыл бұрын
Something like this should be "kicked while it's down" it never should have been released in the state it was in to begin with
@TheREALSimagination
@TheREALSimagination 3 жыл бұрын
I just like to laugh XD
@ZenoDLC
@ZenoDLC 3 жыл бұрын
A time capsule or a preview of what to look forward to when the update servers are no longer online
@LunaDeaminac
@LunaDeaminac 3 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing the trailer for this in a Game and distinctly thinking “wow it looks like they didn’t even try.” How refreshing to see a trailer that is an accurate representation of the final experience.
@restautama
@restautama 3 жыл бұрын
I think it's crystal clear that R* doesn't even care anymore. Even their star product GTA Online is a big mess now
@rosscarlluague4451
@rosscarlluague4451 3 жыл бұрын
Hey atleast the trailer isnt bait
@user-hardbrain
@user-hardbrain 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Rockstar did not even release a gameplay trailer like GTA V and RDR2 is the nail on the coffin
@PearComputingDevices
@PearComputingDevices 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@justanotheryoutubechannel
@justanotheryoutubechannel 2 жыл бұрын
The one time we wanted the trailer to be fake… *it wasn’t*
@scottkrafft6830
@scottkrafft6830 3 жыл бұрын
4:52 Ngl that would actually be a SICK intro to a mission hahaha. Just be driving home randomly, and then a character gets right on your bumper, and that's what actually triggers the mission
@bennnoboyo5238
@bennnoboyo5238 2 жыл бұрын
and then you gotta go chase em down, yeah, great mission idea.
@bootsthecat6718
@bootsthecat6718 3 жыл бұрын
I always find falling through the bottom of the world in video games to be an especially unsettling experience
@JayboCorp.2014
@JayboCorp.2014 3 жыл бұрын
I find it interesting to see how everything is made and designed from an angle you don't normally get, I also find it hilarious.
@TheRealEncy
@TheRealEncy 3 жыл бұрын
I Just Play GTA san Andreas The 10th Anniversary On My Tablet, I Know This Had Nothing To Do The The Definitive Edition But Just Listen I Ride A Custom Cheetah With The Cheat That Make Your Car Cant Be Destroyed On With 6 Stars Car Chase When I Hit The Military Truck So Hard That My Car Somehow Stuck Through The Floor.
@JayboCorp.2014
@JayboCorp.2014 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealEncy: Kid please.
@NoJusticeNoPeace
@NoJusticeNoPeace 3 жыл бұрын
That's because you recognize unconsciously that it mirrors the real world. Your unconscious mind manufactures the representational world we recognize as reality and is therefore well aware that we live in a world just as artificial, and that we are just as vulnerable to "falling through the geometry" if we're unlucky or uncautious.
@JayboCorp.2014
@JayboCorp.2014 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoJusticeNoPeace: Fantastic way of explaining that.
@EdibleKnife
@EdibleKnife 3 жыл бұрын
to be fair, the definitive edition traffic behavior is surprisingly accurate given the way things are currently going these days
@doomisforu
@doomisforu 3 жыл бұрын
Was going to say the same. More Realistic.
@Skilful_basics8
@Skilful_basics8 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ted5577
@ted5577 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it?
@MikeTheEnforcer
@MikeTheEnforcer 3 жыл бұрын
@@ted5577 There's more terrible drivers nowadays.
@zmansadventures
@zmansadventures 3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeTheEnforcer I thought it ment there's almost no drivers on the road because covid today
@Jolis_Parsec
@Jolis_Parsec 3 жыл бұрын
4:30 Not gonna lie, Ryder looks like he’s getting ready to devour CJ’s soul in that footage. 😱
@MikeJr9284
@MikeJr9284 3 жыл бұрын
The remastered trilogy is the textbook definition of a cash grab.
@YOEL_44
@YOEL_44 3 жыл бұрын
They never said it was a remaster, is just "definitive", whatever that mean to War Drum, I don't know.
@MrRedFoxorMrelzorrorojo
@MrRedFoxorMrelzorrorojo 3 жыл бұрын
@@YOEL_44 It means they "definitely" just ported over their shitty mobile code for these games.
@2Scribble
@2Scribble 3 жыл бұрын
More like crash gab xD
@TheRealEncy
@TheRealEncy 3 жыл бұрын
When The Mobile 10th Anniversary Has Better Gameplay Than The Remaster Version.
@SHMEGAF
@SHMEGAF 3 жыл бұрын
Nah. It's more like the post it note. XD Textbook is too defined. Which this defective edition is not. Lmao
@Luna-Fox
@Luna-Fox 3 жыл бұрын
Man I woulda watched a whole hour of Rerez talking about this buggy mess
@zx-7788
@zx-7788 3 жыл бұрын
Gurrrr Furry
@Luna-Fox
@Luna-Fox 3 жыл бұрын
@@zx-7788 *bark bark* So you've noticed! *wags tail* (≧▽≦)
@michaelcassy9592
@michaelcassy9592 3 жыл бұрын
I don't mind
@Docnew
@Docnew Жыл бұрын
@@Luna-Fox gay
@rubiesncreme
@rubiesncreme 3 жыл бұрын
I seem to remember that sometimes drivers would flip out if you hit them and pursue you endlessly even in the original versions. The games' version of these cities were terrible places to live and I guess these random NPCs had severe road rage. ...The extra circling is new, though.
@TheRageLivesOn
@TheRageLivesOn 3 жыл бұрын
i remember in Vadim M’s 2nd video comparing the old Wardrum Studios remaster to the original version, he said that the traffic pursuing you after a crash only happened in the PC version of the original. so it was either a bug left in the definitive edition, or it was a cut feature on the consoles
@Manic_Panic
@Manic_Panic 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRageLivesOn It was not a bug, it was a feature but they probably realized it would be too annoying and cut it ahead of the PS2 launch. Then they brought it back on the PC version because the PC version was built from a PS2 beta build. Dead NPCs floating could happen on all versions as well depending on how you ran them over. Finally, the traffic getting messed up could also happen on all versions... but maybe it's more common in the Defective Edition? The rest are all Defective Edition certified bugs though. ^^ Also, this """remaster""" is based off the PC version which was used to build the 10th anniversary edition (mobile) which was then used to help create this monstrosity. Nothing like rebuilding a game on top of 2 broken ports.
@fietehermans9903
@fietehermans9903 3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought: "They should have used the PC version. That one's even worse." Then I realised that port was so broken it didn't even launch!
@flyingninja1234
@flyingninja1234 3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised the PC version is worse.
@fietehermans9903
@fietehermans9903 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know. PC versions for IV and V were also not great...
@ToastyMann
@ToastyMann 3 жыл бұрын
4:52 This "aggressive drivers" mechanic was actually introduced in the original PC version of San Andreas.
@hamzasultan96
@hamzasultan96 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but it stops after a while, and it doesn't follow the car, it follows you until it can hit you once. This was just sad.
@bz_animations
@bz_animations 3 жыл бұрын
@Enmity the Kindhearted believe me, it is that broken in the original. I can literally agro a driver, get them to push the back of my car and just drive around without pressing the gas, they never stop chasing you and trying to ram you
@Juho.S.
@Juho.S. 2 жыл бұрын
@@hamzasultan96 It doesn't always stop after a while. Sometimes it doesn't stop at all, unless you loose or kill the agressive driver. At least that's how it is on the PC version I have.
@hamzasultan96
@hamzasultan96 2 жыл бұрын
@@Juho.S. You and another commenter said that. Is there something you'd like to confess, piracy perhaps? JK, I have played both pirated and official versions of the original release. Maybe the glitch existed but was a lot less common and was hard to trigger, like maybe you need a very specific set of button presses, need to be in a specific spot on the map, and needed to have specific weapons on you etc. I am only saying this because I remember a different glitch that only I encountered in my entire friends and family group that played GTA VC. I was once, and only once, able to get into a car that I exploded using the "bigbang" cheat code. Not only that but the game treated the blown up car like it still had an engine and could be driven.
@Juho.S.
@Juho.S. 2 жыл бұрын
@@hamzasultan96 Yeah, I've played both pirated and official version as well. Don't know if that has somethig to do with the glitch, might be.
@americanmeowth3336
@americanmeowth3336 3 жыл бұрын
As to be expected by the "Worst Ever" and "Just Bad Games" series, great video! That "got rain?" line got me every time.
@mii-its-a-nerd
@mii-its-a-nerd 3 жыл бұрын
"Who"s laughin' now?" -SEGA
@Nov-5062
@Nov-5062 3 жыл бұрын
What broken games Sega had except Sonic 06?
@Tatsh2DX
@Tatsh2DX 3 жыл бұрын
Sonic 06 isn't really broken. It just isn't a good Sonic game.
@velvetaeon2774
@velvetaeon2774 3 жыл бұрын
Nintendon't
@YOEL_44
@YOEL_44 3 жыл бұрын
@@Nov-5062 Almost any 3D Sonic you pick But yeah, this was the Definitive crap of a trilogy
@PhazonEnder
@PhazonEnder 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tatsh2DX Have you ever played Sonic 06? It's practically the textbook definition of a broken game.
@josephfranzen5626
@josephfranzen5626 3 жыл бұрын
I downloaded the trilogy day one on my Series X and thought to myself “Well, that’s two steps backward”
@yankoelgueta1116
@yankoelgueta1116 3 жыл бұрын
10 steps
@syahminorizan8064
@syahminorizan8064 Жыл бұрын
You know what they say, "One step forwards, two steps back." Rockstar took this a hundred steps back, ruining the classic GTA trilogy, and released this buggy mess. Not to mention they *DELISTED* they original trilogy.
@ericb3157
@ericb3157 3 жыл бұрын
reminds me of an incident that was quoted on an online comic: someone at E3 was touting his company's newest game, and a reporter straight up asked him, "will it work?" standards for games are SO low that this was a LEGITIMATE question. i mean, imagine a car company selling cars that wouldn't even START.
@DaCaptainDerpy
@DaCaptainDerpy 3 жыл бұрын
God between this and Cyberpunk, people really need to focus on making an actually playable game.
@qty1315
@qty1315 3 жыл бұрын
I think that developers/publishers need to have a better understanding on the difference between software and hardware, honestly. A lot of the issues you see seem to come from this weird idea that people have that porting a game is easy. A game meant to be played as software on PC needs a lot of work and time to be played on different hardware. The problem seems to be that once the PC version is completely, they only spend a month porting it to consoles. That's why the console version usually sucks. Look at Doom on the Switch. They took their time on the port, and it plays pretty well even though it came out pretty late. Then look at Cyberpunk being rushed onto the PS4 and you can immediately see what I'm talking about.
@devilmikey00
@devilmikey00 3 жыл бұрын
Or battlefield 2042 or CoD Vanguard or the Alan Wake remaster or Madden 22 or the diablo 2 remaster and I'm almost certain there are more I'm forgetting about. Seriously, 2021 might go down as one of the worst years for AAA games in a long long time. It feels like 80% of everything released by a big AAA in the 2nd half the of the year has been bogged down by serious technical issues or is just blatantly unfinished but shipped anyway.
@restautama
@restautama 3 жыл бұрын
Funny to see that indie developers are more capable on making a perfectly polished games than a full blown big AAA developers nowadays
@Tatsh2DX
@Tatsh2DX 3 жыл бұрын
It's a stupid cash grab to get something out before Christmas and then rely upon the update system to put out fixes. It's sickening. Take2 sued the re3 devs so they could release this crap.
@velvetaeon2774
@velvetaeon2774 3 жыл бұрын
Fallout 76 is pretty awesome
@DeathAngel-ft8oz
@DeathAngel-ft8oz 3 жыл бұрын
Do this more please. This is definitely important I think, knowing what a game is like without the patches and whatnot, how people had to deal with stuff on launch or how people have to deal with it if they don't have internet.
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 3 жыл бұрын
3:16 I know the GTA universe has some bad drivers but the Definitive Edition's pushing it.
@Aspi3Gam3r
@Aspi3Gam3r 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The same developers behind the equally loathed San Andreas Remaster several years ago developed the GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition!
@TheRealEncy
@TheRealEncy 3 жыл бұрын
10th Anniversary Version?
@poble
@poble 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealEncy yup, and it was a port of the mobile version lol
@bamn1986
@bamn1986 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic isn’t it?
@poble
@poble 3 жыл бұрын
@@bamn1986 that’s not what irony is
@bamn1986
@bamn1986 3 жыл бұрын
@@poble So you’re telling me it’s not ironic, that RockStar hired the same development team again. Even though they go by a different name?
@Vanilla0729
@Vanilla0729 3 жыл бұрын
3:05 I see, they made it more like realistic California traffic. I thought Vice City was supposed to be like Miami, Florida though...
@Forzamon42069
@Forzamon42069 2 жыл бұрын
Still more accurate in DE than OG
@payhemseht
@payhemseht 3 жыл бұрын
These clips are giving me unintended nostalgia, they look like early 3D point and click adventure games like the first 3D monkey Island...
@horrorkesh
@horrorkesh 3 жыл бұрын
It's so sad how bad this is, you would think Rockstar would care enough to not release a broken mess like this
@YOEL_44
@YOEL_44 3 жыл бұрын
R* is pretty much dead, most of the OG's are gone for good, only the name remains.
@cannedpainter9542
@cannedpainter9542 3 жыл бұрын
If rockstar put some effort into this trilogy it would undermine their main source of income, GTA V and it’s almost decade old online counterpart.
@Mario583a
@Mario583a 3 жыл бұрын
Mobile game (ports) are the future!! ~ DMA Design.
@YOEL_44
@YOEL_44 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mario583a Please no, don't mix things up, DMA was a lil studio made with passion, current R* is a shell kept alive by T2, there's no passion, if there's no people.
@restautama
@restautama 3 жыл бұрын
Agree or not, R* is pretty much like EA and Konami. No cares about their own product and only cares about $$$
@b-macjsp3550
@b-macjsp3550 3 жыл бұрын
2:53 that spinning Homeless guy... Lmao 😂🤣🤣
@reid4625
@reid4625 3 жыл бұрын
4:52 that actually happens in the OG version too, however only when you anger the AI driver by hitting their car
@Nick_Vendel
@Nick_Vendel 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanna mention that aggressive drivers isn't something Definitive Edition added or bugged, it's just how it is in GTA:SA... could Grove Street do something so they wouldn't endlessly follow your car or at least if you exit the car they would exit too and engage in hand-to-hand combat? They could've, but they didn't. Floating corpses also thing that happened a lot last time that i replayed SA, but it's nice to see them come back in "Definitive Edition", _how could we enjoy the game without floating corpses? It's integral part of the game_
@alainbcdefghijk
@alainbcdefghijk 3 жыл бұрын
This really feels like they just took the old codes for the game, made sure its compatible with the latest systems while putting in as little work as possible, then slapping an updated texture pack for all the additional polygons and called it a day.
@FRANK45CASTLE
@FRANK45CASTLE 3 жыл бұрын
I had a feeling you guys were gunna make a video about this. Its just to easy to rip this game and you both always do it in such fantastic fashion!
@nemurenuyorumoonlight8778
@nemurenuyorumoonlight8778 3 жыл бұрын
5:48 WHOA! FINGERS! FINGERS! 🤣
@2Scribble
@2Scribble 3 жыл бұрын
DORTY HEANDZ!!!!!!!!
@googamp32
@googamp32 3 жыл бұрын
The moment this collection was announced, I KNEW it would be a disaster!
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 watch out Michael Jackson; you have the Moonwalk, but Claude has the MoonRun.
@ItsAZues
@ItsAZues 3 жыл бұрын
5:22 “I’m spinning circles around you” -Scout.
@mikemmc1730
@mikemmc1730 3 жыл бұрын
Playing San Andreas right now...it's playable..but damn. Hit detection, low lighting, random explosions every 5 minutes lol its hilarious
@mikemmc1730
@mikemmc1730 3 жыл бұрын
My game kept crashing after completing the blood ring mission. Its apparently a known bug that hasn't been fixed yet. Definitive...like Definitely a pain in the ass
@xPandamon
@xPandamon 3 жыл бұрын
There's a reason why people wanted updates, not remakes. Some games should be left alone..
@Tatsh2DX
@Tatsh2DX 3 жыл бұрын
Almost everything should be left alone.
@YOEL_44
@YOEL_44 3 жыл бұрын
The community was taking care of them, but that doesn't fill their pockets...
@restautama
@restautama 3 жыл бұрын
R* : LiKE i CaAAaaArEeeee......
@elisabethheiman2104
@elisabethheiman2104 Жыл бұрын
My brother straight up told me that he wanted a remake of San Andreas. I couldn’t care less about a game’s graphics just as long as it was fun, but my brother - who despite playing games longer than me given a big age gap, doesn’t play as big a variety as me - seems to care more about graphics.
@VanillaBizcotti
@VanillaBizcotti 3 жыл бұрын
The dev team must have been “wasted” when programming this I’ll show myself out
@Gamersal77
@Gamersal77 3 жыл бұрын
Cool video as always
@poble
@poble 3 жыл бұрын
you haven’t even watched it
@JP_Crimson
@JP_Crimson 3 жыл бұрын
@@poble Who cares
@poble
@poble 3 жыл бұрын
@@JP_Crimson well, clearly you cared enough to reply to my comment
@carthensj
@carthensj 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the cursed intersection, where you have a 50/50 chance of making it past the light… alive.
@chrisberg85
@chrisberg85 3 жыл бұрын
Giving me some real Bob Saget America's Funniest Home Videos vibes with the commentary. I love it!
@e_kedi
@e_kedi Жыл бұрын
3:26 it feels like gta sa traffic on drugs. gta sa traffic is purpusefullly chaotic but this. it feels like we reversed in tecnology
@Phaota
@Phaota 2 жыл бұрын
Here's a weird thing I noticed. The aggressive car glitch at 5:16 is acting just like the bug that happens with bears in "Red Dead Redemption 2". Sometimes they will glitch when you toss down a tied up NPC and will endlessly run circles around them. So it's odd this glitch somehow is happening in this terrible D.E. version of the trilogy (which are just poorly done mobile ports).
@mauriciomagalhaes181
@mauriciomagalhaes181 3 жыл бұрын
This game feels like that snowman from Drawn together.
@josephfranzen5626
@josephfranzen5626 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah!
@roadbreach
@roadbreach 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@BigCalsWorld
@BigCalsWorld 3 жыл бұрын
Burst out laughing at the traffic part.
@velvetaeon2774
@velvetaeon2774 3 жыл бұрын
Same Rush hour amirite
@Redneck_Hero
@Redneck_Hero 3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest video I've seen about the definitive edition yet!
@SloppyToffee
@SloppyToffee 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta give vice city definitive edition props on traffic AI….. They really captured Miami drivers 😂
@kooldripz
@kooldripz 3 жыл бұрын
Always love to see a new Rerez video on the feed ♥️
@SOK39
@SOK39 2 жыл бұрын
4:05 you hit a small cement wall lol
@devilmikey00
@devilmikey00 3 жыл бұрын
This is what you get when you let a computer upscaling algorithm (oh, I'm sorry, "AI" upscaling) "remaster" a game for you because you needed something cheap and easy out for Christmas and you are a soulless corporation who could care less about the preservation or legacy of the stuff you've made.
@Tatsh2DX
@Tatsh2DX 3 жыл бұрын
Such that they sue people who do care about preservation (re3 project)
@TwistedChungus
@TwistedChungus 3 жыл бұрын
I think I've gotten better results *from* an AI Upscale program.
@kenterminateddq5311
@kenterminateddq5311 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Rerez & Rerez fans: Matt McMuscles mentioned Shane Luis in the "What Happun?" episode on the GTA: The Definitive Edition today. Shane, you might be pleased when you see it.
@breawycker
@breawycker 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is the traffic where the player just stands there and does nothing while the game creates a massive pileup by itself
@samueljaworski5737
@samueljaworski5737 3 жыл бұрын
Omg the mopeds just driving full speed into stuff and the drivers flying off and splatting on the ground
@ScorchLawson
@ScorchLawson 3 жыл бұрын
2:53 Let's be real, we all know that's way more accurate to traffic irl.
@richardsanchez9190
@richardsanchez9190 3 жыл бұрын
3:00 I would argue this is an improvement not a bug. I mean that in itself is entertaining.
@RaposaCadela
@RaposaCadela 3 жыл бұрын
What happened to Rockstar? the Suits decided GTA Online was making enough money and got rid of the developers to not have to pay them, and now that's not making so much anymore, saw an opportunity to make quick cash for old games. But since they have no developers, they outsourced the development to whoever did cheap & quick: Grove Street Games, previously War Drum Studios, of San Andreas mobile port fame. Being able to change their names to something related to Rockstar was probably part of their payment, too
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 3 жыл бұрын
4:41 He doesn't want to be a Los Santos cop anymore so he's trying to kill himself.
@TalesOfBrandino
@TalesOfBrandino 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I still have my PS2 and OG copies of these games LMAO
@laad-raptaverse3020
@laad-raptaverse3020 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't ready for that lol 0:45
@latexbeep
@latexbeep 3 жыл бұрын
2:02 me and my little brother when we had to share everything
@ziljin
@ziljin 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I was hoping to see a rerez video about the bad remaster games.
@johnclark926
@johnclark926 2 жыл бұрын
It’s been 2 months, but I’m still livid that these people managed to take 3 finished games that are over 20 years old and managed to not only not fix any of the issues with the originals, but managed to unfinish the games themselves by removing content and adding more bugs that weren’t in the originals.
@ZeroFoxGiven0
@ZeroFoxGiven0 3 жыл бұрын
At 03:46, the guys in the sedans are meant to be standing through the sunroof while they are shooting at you. It looks pretty much like that in the original Vice City too. It does seem like a clipping issue like all the others, but it's meant to be like that (even though it should have been animated better).
@Drain_Life_Archive
@Drain_Life_Archive 3 жыл бұрын
Modern gaming has sunk so low it ruins games that were already working perfectly in the past.
@paydankgang7772
@paydankgang7772 3 жыл бұрын
5:56 had my sides hurtin’ 😂
@djcatslovebacon
@djcatslovebacon 3 жыл бұрын
Those things ain't hands, they are foot long hotdogs.
@DefiantPunk0810
@DefiantPunk0810 3 жыл бұрын
The stretching hands got me thinking back to that one New Vegas bug. Terrifying. Every single time.
@komradekradles8731
@komradekradles8731 3 жыл бұрын
5:10 Actually, not a bug was in the original as well. When you crash into NPCS sometimes they will try to wreck your car as revenge.
@CursedLink666
@CursedLink666 Жыл бұрын
This is what a multi-billion dollar company can do when over 90% of the work is already done for them.
@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 3 жыл бұрын
The fact they called this the definitive version is both funny and sad at the same time
@aribantala
@aribantala 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, Shaun posted a video about this Hunk of Garbage. I have been wanting to see you kicking down on this absolute dissapointment of a work. Idk why R* Execs decided to greenlight this instead of... Many other things that they can do besides milking the GTA title to the last drop... But it sure hell a Good way to gave the greedy bumsnot at TakeTwo a good hard lesson
@Immolator772
@Immolator772 2 жыл бұрын
i lost it on the dirty hands part. I can't breathe 😂😂😂
@williek08472
@williek08472 3 жыл бұрын
The traffic montage was like watching videos of trucks getting shredded under the 11'8" bridge
@gandalfcow717
@gandalfcow717 3 жыл бұрын
5:21 Witness the intricacies of car mating rituals.
@bz_animations
@bz_animations 3 жыл бұрын
4:52 that one is actually in the normal pc version as well. seems to be some sort of pc excusive mechanic they enabled that they decided to keep in the definitive edition
@memebeam1350
@memebeam1350 3 жыл бұрын
3:00 that part killed me lol
@adammars1438
@adammars1438 3 жыл бұрын
2:53 accurate representation of Florida’s traffic irl
@SirKingCora
@SirKingCora 3 жыл бұрын
2:52 - That is pretty realistic, depending on where you live.
@KushBerryJake
@KushBerryJake 3 жыл бұрын
Dear Shane and Adam,
@CommodoreFloopjack78
@CommodoreFloopjack78 3 жыл бұрын
"GTA: Definitively S**tty Edition." I love it when idiot video game developers fail miserably, their blinding incompetence is always great for a laugh.😁👍
@restautama
@restautama 3 жыл бұрын
Guess it's only a matter of time before this mess gets featured in Rerez's It's Just Bad episode
@Big5mokE719
@Big5mokE719 2 жыл бұрын
The originals were some of my favorite games ever made and I've spent hundreds of hours on each of them. I run my own retro game business and anytime I get any of these in and pop them in to test them I get stuck for sometimes hours playing them so you have to expect I was excited to hear they were being remastered.... Until I heard about the bugs so I didn't buy them... THEN they were split up and some put on Xbox game pass and others on playstation now (I don't remember which was on which) so I was HYPED to get to play them.... These games that I can't even test for less than 20 mins before reselling let me down so much that I quit playing each after mere minutes of playing and have never gone back to retry them. Rockstar really let me down with these. I was hoping for so much more.
@ProffyChaos
@ProffyChaos 3 жыл бұрын
Great video - best and funniest compilation made about glitches of this game.
@stephensimko7887
@stephensimko7887 3 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic! I can't believe the released this in this condition
@djtripnosys
@djtripnosys 2 жыл бұрын
You have convinced me to buy this game and keep it unpatched. This is gold.
@Dee_Just_Dee
@Dee_Just_Dee 3 жыл бұрын
Man. The more things change, the more they stay the same. I remember playing the X360 ports of San Andreas and Vice City, and they were unplayable just because the framerate and input lag was so bad.
@mrkela8589
@mrkela8589 3 жыл бұрын
5:00 drivers getting mad at u was a feature in original if im not mistaking
@tristancampbell4941
@tristancampbell4941 3 жыл бұрын
"Ah sh*t, here we go again."
@watchersomwhere7175
@watchersomwhere7175 2 жыл бұрын
0:32 Considering how gta police drive I wouldnt be surprised
@Vojira
@Vojira 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you do mor Unpatched videos! They're really funny and this one is really damn funny!
@2Scribble
@2Scribble 2 жыл бұрын
5:56 - DURTEE HYAHNDS!!!!!!!
@darthcinema4262
@darthcinema4262 3 жыл бұрын
Another proud game studio has once again killed its reputation and has caused people to lose trust in them. Rockstar now sits beside Bethesda, Blizzard, Valve, Epic, Rare, and CD Project Red.
@Sarahm2261
@Sarahm2261 3 жыл бұрын
Is it caused of half life alyx that people hate valve or the stupid bot problem In tf2 that valve never fix
@TheREALSimagination
@TheREALSimagination 3 жыл бұрын
This a new series or just casual play sessions? Must say, I enjoyed it
@mrtwinky2007
@mrtwinky2007 2 жыл бұрын
there is a great need for more unpatched videos and more rerez videos, missing you for over a month now :(
@JustinLeeper
@JustinLeeper 3 жыл бұрын
I LOL’d a BUNCH of times. Love you guys.
@genericTC2ber
@genericTC2ber 3 жыл бұрын
4:52 as a PC player, this is a 100% normal occurance. If you hit a random car then chances are the car starts chasing you for no discernable reason, and merry-go-rounds your car indeterminately.
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 3 жыл бұрын
5:57 CJ's either got adamantium claws or Freddy Krueger's glove in those hands of his.
@drcrowley7526
@drcrowley7526 3 жыл бұрын
D Į Ř T Y H Æ A Ā N D S
@Faceless_time_traveler
@Faceless_time_traveler 3 жыл бұрын
Traffic in the definitive vice city I guess it's called Grand theft auto because crimes happen automatically ... And now I'll see myself out
@ari-dynamicarchive
@ari-dynamicarchive 3 жыл бұрын
You know what bothers me? GTA Online got a new heist thing going on or whatever now, with Franklin from the main campaign. Comment section over there just reeks of, "Oh, Franklin's back! All is forgiven from GTADE. We love you now." ....I'm just, like, 'What?' xD
@bladesandswords6136
@bladesandswords6136 3 жыл бұрын
Quick technical question: My friend bought the games separately before the definitive edition but hasn’t played them yet (they are in his library on the PS4). His brother got the definitive edition for Switch (a complete dumpster fire) and also on his PS4. The brother deleted his copies for the new one and bought the new one. Since they were both a bad experience he tried re-downloading his previous copies but cannot because rockstar deleted them. So out of curiosity, if my friend were to download the games from his library, would he be playing the previous version or would he be playing the definitive version of the GTA games? Thank you for your time
@Viewtiful_Caius
@Viewtiful_Caius 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure whenever you buy a game off steam you are able to redownload them even if they no longer have a store page. I think (not 100% sure) but if PS removes it you can no longer download it. Same thing happened to P.T if I'm right.
@monkaWGiga
@monkaWGiga 3 жыл бұрын
If he redownloads the versions on his library they'll be the originals. This isn't a reforged style release as far as I can tell. I was able to redownload Vice City after they delisted them from steam. Also they have apparently relisted the games after the fallout of the definitive edition.
@personalspace6270
@personalspace6270 3 жыл бұрын
@@Viewtiful_Caius Well if you payed for them you should be able to download them again. PT was a demo not a full game and it was free.
@Viewtiful_Caius
@Viewtiful_Caius 3 жыл бұрын
@@personalspace6270 I agree with that but there has been recorded cases like with the transformers series a few years ago were you just aren't able to redownload them. But then again I'm not a publisher so I'm not really the go to source here.
@reagandow850
@reagandow850 3 жыл бұрын
If he purchased the originals on the PS4 he should still be able to re-download them regardless if they are no longer being sold. If he can’t he should get on the horn with Customer Service ASAP and bitch! If they give him a hard time then he should escalate it!! Keep fighting. This digital future looks worse and worse all the time.
@Fluffkitscripts
@Fluffkitscripts 3 жыл бұрын
Nice, rockstar. You coasted on your goodwill and you kept coasting until you crashed over the edge of a cliff.
@betelgammamon.gulusgammamon
@betelgammamon.gulusgammamon 2 жыл бұрын
You reacting to the trilogy is funny it makes me laugh thumbs up
@ccricers
@ccricers 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a game so bad Rerez waited less than a month to cover it in a video.
@sonicsnobody
@sonicsnobody Жыл бұрын
3:14 traffic in vice city is a great representation of "you're not the only law breaker" in the definitive edition
@DannyBouges
@DannyBouges 2 жыл бұрын
Love your channel. Really fun to watch. Great "worst ever" series. great coverage on quality things.
@snakes3425
@snakes3425 3 жыл бұрын
By definitive edition they actually mean butchered edition, the edition begging to be put out of its misery, the edition that has been sliced and diced to the point it's only the original because of the name
@YOEL_44
@YOEL_44 3 жыл бұрын
Defective edition.
@nobodyinparticular9640
@nobodyinparticular9640 3 жыл бұрын
@@YOEL_44 defecate edition
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