Cyberpunk 2077 Unpatched! / Glitches, Bugs & Epic Fails

[@PyroIce1]

Shane, the invisible cars that hit you, I know what happened. It’s the Ghost of the Money you wasted on Cyberpunk 2077 beating you up

[@RandomGuy76453]

Actually the invisible cars were actually all the ghost of the money he wasted on every bad game/console

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@RandomGuy76453and also on PS4 port.😂

[@natecw4164]

Lmfao, I can actually see and hear that purple ghost trying to see over the steering wheel. 😂 👻 "We hit someone back there but my engine is too broken to slow down!" 👻

[@rerez]

This is all footage I captured after 5 hours of playing the Xbox One S version of Cyberpunk 2077. Lock ups, crashes and tons and tons of moments where I had to reload. SO. MUCH. FUN.

[@Zero_Steel]

Lol by chance would be a ITS JUST BAD episode?

[@reianvase6683]

@@Zero_Steel This game can be fixed so it wont.

[@dnkykng3369]

I hear the stadia version of Cyberpunk runs ok

[@reianvase6683]

@@dnkykng3369 Don't get fooled, it's stadia's way of baiting people.

[@universalperson]

Will do another video for the "patched" version?

[@anthonycookartist5860]

As a motorcyclist myself, I can confirm that my head sometimes disappears. Honestly the only real reason to ride.

[@baconbaconbobacon]

Forget about full tuck, this is the best way to get less wind resistance

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I was reminded of the headless biker Celty from the anime Durarara. Which...I'm only now realizing is like a shortened version of the word "Celtic", given that the character is a dulahan, a headless mythical creature that rides a horse from Irish folklore. In the anime, Celty's motorcycle also neighs like a horse 😅

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@baconbaconbobaconand also no drag.

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleyShizuo Heiwajima ever played Cyberpunk 2077 before.😂

[@mhfiver2441]

Man, 2070s times are S C A R Y

[@woolfieMcP]

Is that a JoJo(ntron) reference?

[@mhfiver2441]

@@woolfieMcP You bet your sorry ass it is!

[@astronomical3342]

@Blue Ninja Turtle jojo reference?

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

@Blue Ninja Turtle cant forgot the flying eggplants

[@notmomoayase]

@@Boomrainbownuke9608 cant forget the flying caaaaaaaaaarrrrrrsssss

[@zannchristo]

This video was made so quickly because you only need two hours of gameplay to get all the bugs you need

[@lucascyr98]

Hell, you can only *get* two hours of game footage before your save file corrupts itself...

[@zannchristo]

@RA Diabolikal investors forcing CDPR to launch the game to get the end of the year sales boost, forcing the team to make a version for every console known to mankind and because every time they delayed the game, CDPR stocks would go down

[@memelord8769]

2 hours gets you 100% of the glitches, 3 hours gets you 150% of the glitches

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Good thing they played 5 hours instead.

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@memelord87692 years, 300x the glitches. Same goes to LoveLive School Idol Festival 2 Miracle Live and ROGUE WARRIOR. LEGIT! 😂

[@Dltran3]

Fallout 76: I am the buggiest game Cyberpunk '77: Hold my beer

[@therrydicule]

Wait for Fallpunk 76.5.

[@bread9276]

@@therrydicule holup

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@therrydiculeLoveLive School Idol Festival 2 Miracle Live to Cyberpunk 2077: Hold my beer.

[@ProtoMario]

Vets like me remember a time where reviews which pointed out if the game had glitches or not, it was a big thing.

[@Peasham]

Well ya can't do that, the publisher whose game you're shilling on your website'll get angry!

[@freack3333]

Yep. now its all about how a game is not representing some or other group, or how it has to much water, or some nonsense like that.

[@creatureslim]

Then came Bethesda

[@MrZer093]

To be fair, publishers tend to say “oh those glitches will be patched out on a day one update”, which is what CDPR did to make reviewers not mention the bugs and glitches. And yes, this means that they blatantly lied to them and the public at large. Usually publishers tend not to lie about that sort of thing because well, a major PR disaster like this game received would happen

[@anasevi9456]

the game will never run well on the old consoles, the entire game engine runs like sh!t on a super highpowered pc if you put it on a slow hard drive. Really it has these issues with anything shy of a NVME drive. CDprojektRed never ever ever should have released this for anything but the PC, with steep warnings on that, and the ps5/Xbox series that have nvme type drives. For a laugh we tried it on an AMD FX system, albeit a cherry late sample FX locked to 4.8ghz with DDR2400 and overclocked FSB settings, and it doesn't have these blatant pop in errors/putty people thanks to being on a cheap nvme drive. 1070 is tapping out at 1440p, barely managing to occupy the cpu at 34fps on average, but it is traditionally boggy, not the former horror. The glitches are uncommon actually. TLDR; if you have it on an xbox one or ps4 of any sort; just return it or develop a thick skinned morbid sense of humour.

[@maplesmusicarchive]

so glad you finally did a video on Big Rigs: Over The Road Rac- hey wait a second,

[@michaellin7936]

Big Rigs is better than this mess

[@Davestar-fj7kp]

Big muthafuken riiiiiiiiigsssss

[@hussaina.4431]

@@haktar11 yeah you get that with big rigs

[@hussaina.4431]

@@haktar11 well that's perfect for big rigs

[@Rightchickenwing]

Haha, was gonna say myself, well said first that man!

[@skyblade7438]

Y'know, when people were comparing this to Sonic 06, I thought they were joking.

[@Enterthemind1]

They weren't. T_T

[@otaking3582]

Sonic 06 is actually more stable and more fun

[@KyogresHideout_Vegito2121]

There's now a fan project to fix Sonic 06's problems.

[@MSDarkspyro]

Sonic 06 is better. Not many glitches but it was a bit rushed

[@otaking3582]

@Kamil S Why? And what does me liking anime have to do with anything?

[@cannorsc.4554]

Little do we know, cyberpunk is a view into what 2077 will actually look like, a broken mess.

[@waltercomunello121]

so broken that the very fabric of the universe is collapsing.

[@SpectralSuperSonic]

If reality is a broken mess by 2077, then this place really has been one whole simulation, and it's only 57 more years until reality runs out of memory.

[@Kalvinjj]

We're all inside the Matrix. And it's drives are corrupting. Data ãccess has slowed down. They've locked us at home, to tẩ̴̱̘̻̯̯͈̙̪̋͜y to slow down the corruption. To no avail. The day you see gẩ̴̱̘̻̯̯͈̙̪̋͜rbled characters on your left eye only: say the last words you still can to your belǫ̴̨̠͇̰̘̩͙͇͍̟̥͈̲̀̉͒̅̓͗́ͅv̸̨͚̣̳̝̔͌͆̆̄̍͌̽̒̅̔̏͘̚ed ones. If you st̸̛̛̤̲͗̀̃͆̊͗̚į̸̛̻͖͓̥̰͖͉̼̲̈́̎̔̑͂͌̈́̋̍͌̏̈̕͝ͅl̵̞̖͙̰̾̌̈́͐̀͂̈̄̀͊̋̿̕͜͝͝ļ̸̢̥͈̪̠͖̪̭̺͇͔̭̙͖̓͆͂̔͂̋̈́̽͝͝͝ ̵̢̤͎̺̟͊͆̿̂̀̈́͊̀̾͘c̶̗̹̜̮͎̠͙͈͔̰̥͖͍̅̈̑́́͂̿͌͜a̸̹̟̻̾͠ṇ̸͈̺͖̼̘̦̠͉͔̼̟̓̈́͘

[@Enterthemind1]

Heck, the world will probably look very similar in ten years.

[@sedeuphadude80]

rather live in Neon District

[@TheBigDynamo]

This is the epitome of "F*ck it, we'll do it live!"

[@Roadent1241]

I think even me making a game on livestream, as simple as GB can be, will be less catastrophic than this... And I've already planned this challenge! Maybe it's actually a challenge if I try to make a game like this with naff all Unity knowledge...

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@Roadent1241well yes. 2023 this is still fresh take.

[@Roadent1241]

@@purwantiallan5089 Yeah. I was hoping to have audience vote on what they wanted for the challenge (I tried running it since I finished preparing) but my audience is so small I'm if I get more than 3 watchers at a time and one person talking to me once a month XD And I still think I'd do a better job than these Cyberpunk guys. Not sure now that I'd use Unity though.... Maybe RPG Maker 3 on PS2.

[@homelessdespot1697]

Has anybody noticed that this video’s ending is 1337 status?

[@SpyHunter89]

That would have been funny... in 2003.

[@aztecwrrior1997]

I forget what that stands for

[@adafrost6276]

@@aztecwrrior1997 Leet, as in elite. Old school hacker, gamer, and overall edgy nerd speak.

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

pwnrz

[@jrand2148]

Sonic 06 over here like "Radical! Someone beat my high score!"

[@purwantiallan5089]

Shizuku Osaka also when playing this. Hitori dake nante erabenai Yo!

[@BlackWolfessUSCM]

you know what they forgot to add? A phone call that goes "Hey cousin lets go bowling" during combat.

[@someguy7777]

At leaset gta 4 is good

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@someguy7777Kanan Matsuura also says lets go to bowling.

[@memelord8769]

Fun fact: the patch caused an even worse glitch to the game, it made save corruptions way more common

[@purwantiallan5089]

Is that happening to Cyberpunk 2077 PS5 Version??

[@memelord8769]

@@purwantiallan5089 this is really old, its been fixed by now

[@176bammm]

"I'm Sorry, but you'll have to contact Keanu Reeves in Customer Services..."

[@176bammm]

"....Dial 1-888-The Matrix... Remember....There is NO SPOON!"

[@robertcortez4956]

Wait a minute... where is Keanu in the game????

[@176bammm]

@@robertcortez4956 @ No, silly! He's in customer service taking complaints about how broken the game is...If YOU need to go higher...Lawrence Fishburn is busy "Red Pilling 💊" the Normies....

[@adamgr6988]

Man, just imagine what this thing looked like in April...the developers who heard the release date must've cringed their skeletons inside out. Or maybe not, as multiple CDPR developers have reported that they heard news such as "it runs surprisingly well on the consoles", "the November 2020 state of the game is the gold shipping code", and "oof, this might sound weird but we just need like *3 weeks* even despite that whole gold business" on social media/news websites before it was ever a memo from Mr. Badowski.

[@embers1224]

Based on the state of the game. Are we sire they didnt start in april?

[@whatwasisaying1338]

@@embers1224 lol. Funny thing, people keep assuming the game was in actual development since the 2012 announcement...but who knows when they actually started coding it. Whatever the case, I was disappointed with its status on release...but the core gameplay loop is fun enough (just save OFTEN).

[@XmortoxX1990]

@@whatwasisaying1338 Legacy Killah thinks the actual development of this game started back in 2016, that would be around 4 years of development, and clearly it needed at least one more year.... Or 3 more years according to Jim Sterling. I would have waited another generation is that meant we would get the game they said

[@changsiah2]

Hater

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@whatwasisaying1338is Cyberpunk 2077 2.0 update amazing on PS4??

[@rerez]

REAL CYBERPUNKS CHECK THE VIDEO LENGTH. 😎

[@mhfiver2441]

nice

[@mhfiver2441]

@?????? Ya know if you have to wait for the game you bought with your money to be fixed i would just buy another already fixed game. Or one that wasn't that bugged in the first place.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

[-]4x0rz

[@ashkitt7719]

Nice

[@mhfiver2441]

@?????? Fixing the games should be nothing but an obligation, not a godsend. If you give me a broken game, i have every right to complain and criticize as a consumer. CD Projekt Red is not a small scale indie dev. They are AAA, so they better act like it if they wanna be seen as such, instead of being a polish bethesda.

[@TMBRMECH]

The phone call animation wasn’t busted, she’s just REALLY high and counting the ceiling tiles

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I said something similar, that she's just high out of her mind 😂

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleywell thats way too high. 😂

[@NinjakX]

Gaming companies stop relying on patches to bail you out. Just don’t release games until you have a finished product

[@XiaoFury]

I miss the cartridge days. Seems like these new age games are loaded with glitches more than anything.

[@changsiah2]

I mean not ever game is going to be perfect at launch

[@phoenixwhiler943]

@@changsiah2 difference between a bug here and there to random t-poses, random explosions, random soft-locks....

[@XiaoFury]

@@changsiah2 unfinished is inexcusable.

[@gokuog1772]

@@changsiah2 why not? They had enough money from witcher 3 sales to hold off on release. It's a single player game so any bugs that we experience they could have accounted for before they released it.

[@waltercomunello121]

somebody just said, "ship it". this happened for real.

[@fuegosonic93]

@@haktar11 good for you, champ.

[@musek5048]

@@haktar11 i keep seeing you comment the same thing lol what do you want, a medal?

[@Ketchup1810]

Imagine this on switch

[@Kalvinjj]

@@musek5048 That sweet CD Projekt Red cash

[@JukaDominator]

I too say that when I see a pair of fictional characters I like.

[@juzoinui4627]

“ITS JUST BAD”

[@autobotstarscream765]

👻

[@PhazonEnder]

Amen

[@changsiah2]

No it's not and patches fixes everything

[@yeeisme]

Big Rigs 2077 looks amazing!!!

[@changsiah2]

Hater

[@JulianR2JG]

Sonic 77 looks awesome

[@ianjazzpherignacio6405]

I thought this was fallout 77

[@thellama7148]

Steampunk 1977

[@mekaijohnson]

@@lookstothetroon sure he was being a bitch but you didn’t have to be racist...

[@juniorjr.]

Wake up Samurai, we’ve got a AAA game to crash.

[@duncanwilliams2350]

More like "Wake up Samurai, we've got a reputation to burn."

[@Enterthemind1]

lol!!

[@AbtinX]

Hahahaha, for sure.

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@duncanwilliams2350we got reputations to destroy.

[@Juunanagou17]

Hey, they aren't 'stuck in the T-Pose', they are *asserting their dominance*!!11!1

[@mhfiver2441]

It's just a trend in the 70s, you know?

[@Dargonhuman]

_Someone_ had to say it, thank you!

[@Juunanagou17]

@@Dargonhuman right? Also, that... uh... 'low poly car' with the angular wheels? _OBVIOUSLY_ a Cyber Truck reference! And the angluar wheels? I mean... round wheels are _so_ obsolete.

[@superdays7933]

@@Juunanagou17 In 2077 if you go too fast roads and buildings go invisible. The UN made it like that to prevent speeders from wanting to speed.

[@JoeyJ0J0]

They announced this game way to early and released it way way too early. Never fall for the hype machine

[@mdeangelo2434]

Announcing the game 8 years ago was too early?

[@onigames7309]

I wouldn't call 2012 early.

[@bappoed4586]

@@mdeangelo2434 yes it was because it wasnt even "completed" as i would say cause there's too much bugs and that kind of stuff there isnt even a engine physics like 2009-present rockstar games the developers maybe got sick of people saying that its taking too long and they didnt even realise how it needs more time to be perfect or even better than gta iv and v and other rockstar games that is highly realistic

[@mdeangelo2434]

@jackthegamer Again, 8 years

[@bappoed4586]

@jackthegamer i mean they can fix it but all thus bugs and glitches would probably take months just because on how they try to make it realistic and make it perfect and also the physics which would takes months

[@JoshuaRastia]

I really like this as an idea for a new series! "Unpatched" just taking any game and showing it in it's raw form from a physical edition without any updates or day-one patches! I can think of a few games that would be a good laugh for this, Blacksad, Tony Hawk 5, Assassins Creed Unity, etc. XD

[@teranokitty]

Agreed. An "Unpatched" series can help memorialize the shoddy state that a lot of games are released in. Then we'd just have to deal with the simps commenting that the game has been patched long ago.

[@purwantiallan5089]

Well nope. More like Day 0.5.

[@NaviciaAbbot]

This game makes Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing look like a masterpiece.

[@boris2342]

worse than Ride to Hell LOL

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@boris2342worse also than even LoveLive School Idol Festival 2 Miracle Live and SONIC R! LOL.😂

[@WakoDoodle]

Remember when you went to your nearby store at bought the game? When you got the game, the case, a booklet and if you're lucky free goodies? Remember that you also got the full game and it worked? And that when you got that game, you had the disc meaning you didn't need a cloud to store it? Good times... Sometimes the manuals also were art books...

[@DanaTheInsane]

Remember when you got the game and it had a huge bug in it? And there was no way to fix it? And the game was just broken. And maybe if you were really lucky there be a new release where they updated it and you had to buy it again?

[@WakoDoodle]

@@DanaTheInsane Ah good times. Now it's all digital and stored the cloud so once that sever was gone, so was your game you paid for. It's not like game consoles and pc's stopped supporting old games because their version was too new to run it or the console broke down with a red ring of death or something. Nostalgic memories ^^

[@thearousedeunuch]

Not even Goat Simulator can reach this level of glitches.

[@sugaryhull9688]

Fucking ouch 😂

[@johnmarsh5771]

You DO know that everyone pushed for an early release date AND for it to be on Xbox one

[@omegarugal9283]

i think both run on the same engine

[@RespiroOfficial]

I think cdpr has its own engine

[@Zero_Steel]

Dang im so early, textures aint even loading yet Aight imma head out

[@mauriciomagalhaes181]

No go , it was good joke

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

Pretty accurate for last gen. I'm one of the few lucky people who can even play it and even then I'm not safe from texture pop in and loading.

[@Nov-5062]

Finally, a good "I'm early" joke.

[@mauriciomagalhaes181]

@@haktar11 good for you , but they are many peole who has this problem

[@changsiah2]

Hater

[@TheAbigailDee]

My heart aches so much for everyone who was overworked and underpaid in the development of this game!!

[@purwantiallan5089]

Agreed. Even Shizuku Osaka also developed Cyberpunk 2077.

[@Daminite]

Wow... That's so janky and broken you'd think Bethesda made it.

[@softwet6393]

People forced CDPR to release Cyberpunk 2077 and the complain about it being buggy af

[@fastasgaupthebargaining7174]

@@softwet6393 you got it mostly wrong the fans didn't force them to release it however the investors were getting impatient so they released it but false marketing is no excuse people wasted their time with this and that is unforgivable no defending this bullcrap mabye next time don't market it as the GAME OF THE FUTURE

[@thecatserole245]

@@fastasgaupthebargaining7174 stfu the bug fixes will come soon just be patient

[@oldcrook510]

@@softwet6393 Yea, blame the consumer...a group of impatient teenagers for releasing an unfinished product. That makes sense...

[@poochyenajones1362]

@@thecatserole245 Maybe I really am impatient, but I think you should only pay for a product that is finished and runs stable enough. I think I'd rather NOT to pay until later when it actually in working condition.

[@blacksunshine7485]

"I see T-people" I had no idea the game was THIS broken pre patch. Wow

[@TheMimicBox]

Fan Theory: Maybe the reason the game is so glitchy is because V's vision stabilizers are malfunctioning. It's an intentional design decision to show the dangers of cybernetic enhancements.

[@philcooper9225]

This was my first thought, they should have made it an actual feature lmao

[@TheMimicBox]

@@philcooper9225 Who knows, they might just double-down and agree.

[@Kalvinjj]

Well I did bother myself typing a reply to some comment about we living in the Matrix and how the drives are starting to corrupt and all so I approve those crazy theories for sure

[@gagejohnathan9641]

Y'know. I'd get that idea wouldn't be such a bad excuse.

[@PhazonEnder]

I'm surprised that CDPR hasn't tried using that as an excuse yet.

[@frostnova2144]

This needs to be a an entire series throughout the playthrough of the entire game cus I swear the possibilities are endless LOL

[@purwantiallan5089]

Definitely.😂

[@nthgth]

This would all be hilarious, if it weren't so sad how they obviously released a patently unfinished game.

[@purwantiallan5089]

Cyberpunk 2077 PS4 has 50000 bugs. 😂

[@Mosblinker]

This game has more glitches than an intentionally corrupted console bios screen.

[@Ronald_Ruck]

Shout out to that one guy I know who laughed at me for being excited about Age of Calamity, that my Switch is just a baby's toy and real men play adult games like Cyberpunk. He is 24 btw and yeah, totally stuck in puberty.

[@mhfiver2441]

6:13 This must be the work of an enemy stand Yeah i know old jojoke but it fits so well

[@randomguy-randomness]

Ok gud joke

[@Kalvinjj]

Oh my god is this a muthafuckin' *YURU YURI* reference!!?

[@mhfiver2441]

​@@Kalvinjj No you dummy, it's obviously a FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST reference! Check your facts!

[@Sudahluopa]

@@mhfiver2441 No, it's a Oni Chichi reference...

[@LorenHelgeson]

It's glorious, ain't it? I'm glad people waited so long for this to get released. Almost a decade, wasn't it?

[@brandonnesfan]

Yea it was 8 years I think. How a game so long in development can come out this broken is beyond me. There's a theory about it though, apparently they restarted development a couple years ago when they added the to rockstar terrorist character (forgot his name)

[@Doomguyalsotheslayer]

Notice how Anthem was at least a little finished it took 5 years of planning and 2 years of development but this one had an extra year

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@brandonnesfanCyberpunk 2077 was actually 1st developed back in 2012.

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@DoomguyalsotheslayerCyberpunk 2077 on PS4 is as abysmal as even the LoveLive SIF2 MIRACLE LIVE. LOL. 😂

[@JeremyBX]

I feel like I'm watching a gamer-oriented edition of America's Funniest Home Videos on that Gaming Portion of Disney XD. This is great TV-Worthy content!

[@al-5001]

Hey, that Vinesauce corrupter can do some funny mess Oh wait

[@ericb3157]

oh, this reminded me of an old video about glitches in several old games. one was a Sherlock Holmes game. in that game, Watson is SUPPOSED to follow you around, BUT he has NO walking animation. so, if you walk backwards while he is in your line of sight, he will remain perfectly still, but the instant you take your eyes off of him, he suddenly teleports RIGHT behind you!

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

Damn, that was from an old Cracked list. Takes me back

[@Leaftcow]

Me waiting for the people playing it on a brand new console to comment *"iT rUnS fiNe fOr mE sToP WhiNinGgGgGgGgGg"*

[@slinkbradshaw8674]

wHaT DiD yOu eXpEcT oN a 7 yEaR oLD cOnSoLe?!?!?? Seen this so many goddamn times. The game was announced and worked on before next gen consoles were even a thing

[@Leaftcow]

@@slinkbradshaw8674 this man has completely missed the point. Like, three bus stops past the point.

[@longshanksgunner5478]

>buy $500 game box 10 years ago >buy new game day one >doesn’t work. I know it’s gotta suck and be a huge disappointment, but what did you expect when your packing less heat than the average MacBook?

[@0motig0]

No no! The pc master race coming and say this. Adter they say: "BuT wHaT tHeY WaItEd fOr A 7 YeArSoLd CoNsol?!?!?!?!"

[@mx3fto]

@@slinkbradshaw8674 While it is true that the older consoles are woefully under powered, even at launch, the main issue with the glitches here are due to the 5400rpm HDDs they were running. They physically cannot render fast enough. At the very least a SATA SSD is recommended... and a PC

[@lipstickzombie4981]

It's stuff like this that makes me go 'thank goodness, I'm a cheapo'. 🤣

[@randoschannel3801]

Released: 30 seconds ago Me: FINALLY

[@anubis2044]

9:04 "Where we're going we don't need roads." -Doc Brown (Back to the Future 2)

[@shawnfields2369]

Gee, thanks Doc... but can we go somewhere where we do at least have roads, or at least, less buggy or glitchy games, that y'know, AREN'T complete disasters, or also, you could make something that doesn't make people want to play the likes of Big Rigs, Sonic '06, or even Ride to Hell, but maybe, that's just me...

[@MintyVoid]

As much fun as it is to look at all of this and laugh. I can't even imagine the amount of guilt and embarrassment the devs are feeling. To put out a project that has been hyped up only for it to be a buggy mess and watch as the whole internet makes fun of it. It's heartbreaking, and must be devastating for them. So I'm just gunna take a moment to remember that devs are people too and development in general for aaa games is hell. And I'm sure they're busting their asses right now to fix it asap.

[@ZX3000GT1]

My guess is that slow HDD storage is the culprit here. I played this game on a low-end machine (laptop with 8750H + 1050ti, 8GB RAM), and the game is installed in a SATA SSD. The game version was 1.03 and it ran at 30FPS avg, struggled when you move fast, at all low settings. But I never encountered the slow model/texture loading glitch.

[@Peasham]

The devs weren't the problem, the crunch and management was.

[@cleyfaye]

@@ZX3000GT1 it's on console.

[@ZX3000GT1]

@@cleyfaye I know. My laptop is barely more powerful than PS4/XBONE and it ran on top of Windows 10 and its abstractions. Console allows for more direct hardware access so technically it should run similarly to my laptop, not worse.

[@SakuraAvalon]

@@ZX3000GT1 The console versions were more of an afterthought. They focused on PC, but made the console versions just to cash in on the large install base. Then they delayed the game, to make it run on the PS5/Xbox Series. So, while the PC version was still having issues, they not only took on PS4/Xbox One ports. But then decided that with the PS4 and Xbox One versions being a complete mess, they should also work on PS5/Series X versions.

[@thorgeirnable]

It was only a matter of time before Rerez got a hold of it

[@BrokenOpus]

This is why I like having version 1.00 on disc, can always revert back to the OG for some comedic entertainment

[@extrnalsorce4974]

Imagine the only way they fix this is metal gear style, revealing that everything was just a simulation in a DLC.

[@PunakiviAddikti]

That's really rough. How did they release this travesty in such a poor condition? It looks like a pre-alpha build or something.

[@mfamily8177]

Dude, I'm challenging myself. I'm going for platinum trophy on base ps4. Won 50 % of trophies as of yesterday. It lags, crashes, tons of tehnical issues, but i view it as a challenge.

[@davecarsley8773]

Greed

[@cow972]

people on the internet : were tired waiting we dont care if its glitchy one week later :oh my god its sooo buggy why'd they release it like this maybe all those delays were for a good reason

[@Mittens0407]

@@cow972 that's very dumb logic

[@PunakiviAddikti]

@@cow972 Yeah, impatient people just won't listen to reason. Why does it take so long to release the game? Oh idk, probably *making sure it has no major bugs?*

[@aaronlauretani8921]

Keep in mind that this was going to ship to stores in APRIL. Anyway, CDPR has come a long, long way with patch 1.5, but we should never forget what the game was like at launch.

[@purwantiallan5089]

Well yes.

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

But the greatest tragedy is how CDPR burnt through all of their goodwill and reputation from the customers.

[@frizzvictor1535]

True that

[@SakuraAvalon]

A quote I heard in response to this, was something akin too "It takes years too build trust, and 5 minutes to destroy it."

[@weberman173]

@@SakuraAvalon i mean, they should have lost their a long time ago during the whole crunch situation and their response ot that

[@CommodoreFan64]

This seriously makes ET, and Pacman on the Atari 2600 look like masterpieces of game design.

[@davecarsley8773]

Goodwill wasn't paying anyone's paycheck. They sold 13 million copies (after all the refunds) in 10 days. They're happy. A little stressed maybe, but happy.

[@sagiriizumi8079]

I'm a game dev and your footage was very helpful to see what's messed up. The loading stuff shows they didn't cache/compile shaders etc into packets so textures and things work and are present. The rubber arm guy is unfinished work. The doors, carrying the body is unfinished stuff. Very common bugs to see BEFORE Testing. That scares me. Did they release a game in Beta? My guess is: heck, yeah. Wow. Unbelievable. As an insider my guess is this game was mostly done by outside sources in China and compiled at CDProjekt Red and barfed out, all last minute. I suspect some scammy stuff is going on.

[@SuiteLifeofDioBrando]

Glitch compilations of Cyberpunk are lit!

[@chrismassey9892]

This is 1 of the funniest glitch videos I've seen for a game well done guys

[@purwantiallan5089]

Well yes.😂

[@Hinokassaudifan1]

Cyberbug 2077. And such a shame too. The game had potential if they let it cook more.

[@BowsettesFury]

They had eight years though.

[@Zero_Steel]

More or less 3 years, heard they went to development when the last witcher 3 dlc was release, so its more like anthem in some cases

[@corruptshark7797]

it’s great on ps5. You just crash every once and a while.

[@SuperVoodude]

The "fans" should have also let it cook more. It was immensely frustrating seeing how vile many of them got when delays were announced.

[@coatesmuhgoats6272]

@@SuperVoodude EXACTLY

[@CarlosThadeu]

4:37 When I’m really tired I actually sleep like this, across the bed’s side and not “normally”... I’m a weird person or I have been living in 2077 all my life

[@drachenpanzer5622]

If I were a developer who worked on Cyberpunk, I would be extremely embarrassed. There is no excuse for releasing a game in this poor of shape.

[@bjarnivalur6330]

5:04 Apparently, a couple of streamers got in trouble because of this bug.

[@AbtinX]

Imagine the company's heads in court, watching this in dead silence and then asked several questions.

[@workingman9019]

6:25 YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THE GHOST OF THE MONEY YOU SPENT ON THIS GAME RUNNING YOU OVER. LOL THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FUUNY!

[@nthgth]

My PS2 had a defect where it would sometimes hang up while loading with Vice City. (I know this wasn't a disc issue since a console fix fixed it). Basically the same things happened driving as in this video. Collision was loaded way before visuals so I'd hit invisible obstacles, and sometimes the road itself was invisible. (I don't remember falling through it though). Fun times.

[@ThePerro]

5:25 I was wondering where Childish Gambino has been

[@Spootington]

V is a strong, independent T-Poser that don't need no head.

[@FatherAxeKeeper]

I’m absolutely loving the game. After the patches I rarely get any glitches. Played for 7 hours yesterday and saw one enemy clip into a car but that was it.

[@SlytherinHero]

I love this channels humor. Brutal honesty with sarcastic to the max patented here 😍

[@purwantiallan5089]

Bibilical too.😂

[@ClownNaround]

0:40 She’s from the tan army. Sarges heroes fans will know.

[@Eltnum421C]

There's an important questline for one of the story-related characters later in the game which takes place underwater. I won't spoil too much, but I'm absolutely terrified at how that segment would play out in the unpatched console version - it's one of the best moments in the entire game, and I can't imagine having that moment ruined by glitches and bugs.

[@davidsomoza]

Call me crazy, but the more videos like this i see, the more i want to experience it myself.

[@MSMPersonal]

I'd be totally willing to buy it for $10 at a clearance bin just to laugh at it XD

[@satorudo]

I think experiencing this stuff second hand is much more fun

[@skyblade7438]

I felt the same way about Sonic 06 and loved it. Unfortunately, this will get patched at some point. Probably.

[@incrediblehobson8479]

Most of the issues shown in this film are already patched

[@bbqenjoyer]

Totally normal Reaction

[@thetuerk]

You have the abolute perfect voice for a sarcastic commentary!

[@floralfaerie]

thing is: patches have barely if at all fixed any of the bugs,, the game still barely runs and random stuff still just happens, including *all* the crazy ones. it just... crashes less ig

[@joshmiller6260]

I play it fine on a x-box one S. 100+ hours. Crashed twice before 1.06, hasn't since and any bugs i noticed were not game breaking as as easy to fix as a reload.

[@joshmclaughlin2488]

They haven't even released the big patches yet. January and February are supposed to have updates that are bigger and smooth a lot of things out

[@MrSpinaal]

Still releasing it in this state is insulting to many and makes the experience for the ones who do crash and bug out a pain in the ass, losing the company future customers.

[@Sinderance_]

@@haktar11 Game sucks bro. Aside from some amazing moments, this game should be a 5/10 at the maximum.

[@Sinderance_]

@@haktar11 35 hours on PC

[@Dynaman21]

A launch so buggy and botched it took years of patches and an anime series that shelled out for Giancarlo Esposito for its dub to rehabilitate its reputation.

[@TheSciFiCat]

Game should be called Cyberpunk'd just for the sake of accuracy.

[@brianpj5860]

CyberJunk more like.

[@johnmarsh5771]

You DO know it was the fans and shareholders who pushed for an early release date and it was the fans who pushed it to be on Xbox one it obviously shouldn't of been released early or be on Xbox one so don't try and blame CD Project Red

[@Tegarcs142]

Sleepy Hollow not to confused 1999 film lol

[@Xehanort10]

We'll be living in a really glitchy world 56 years from now apparently.

[@WickedGamerCollector]

Why I don't look out to new games most of the time. They need piles of patches to work well 😅 Awesome video like always... like your humor 🤣

[@fayezfawzi3255]

you should do a full "worst games ever" on it ;)

[@Aaroncarter95]

I think this might be the only game that is able to compete with Bethesda with "Number of Bugs in a Game" award.

[@LifeofBoris]

runs great on 1050Ti though

[@almightyziz]

Not for me

[@Howlingburd19]

Sonic 06: “I’m the most broken, glitchy, and unpredictable game ever” Cyberpunk: “Hold my beer...”

[@GoblinDave152]

1:09 putting it in his inventory obviously

[@zacharyguadalupe6449]

Yep i do that all the time

[@teranokitty]

Stowing a can in his can.

[@chadwolf3840]

This is hilarious even two years later.

[@Krokodilius]

i swear the last 2 patches have actually made the game worse on PC. i was enjoying 1.04 so much.

[@DameonRaye]

Saying this as a lifelong gamer... we’re all some of the most impatient, self-sabotaging, extremely entitled people in the world. We absolutely brought this on ourselves by forcing CDPR to release the game too early. It’s still a fantastic game, but have patience; they’ve already proven themselves to be the kind of people to remain committed to their games even post launch, Cyberpunk will be improved in the long run, I’m fully confident of that. If you don’t like it, then don’t play it, it’s as simple as that, but constantly dragging the developers down because the game doesn’t mean your standards is harming the rest of us who already enjoy the game and want to give CDPR the chance to fix it.

[@mhfiver2441]

You know, a lot of people are scared about machines taking over humanity but...if that's peak technology right there, I suppose they'll be too bugged to even do anything properly.

[@ashkitt7719]

I'm fine with transhumanism but the problem is unequal allocation of bionics. It will further the class divide and the wealthy will become even more powerful in terms of physical strength and cognition but those who cannot afford the upgrades will languish. Also imagine if you needed to sign into Facebook to use your limbs.

[@mhfiver2441]

@@ashkitt7719 Yeah it was mostly a joke but i understand what you're trying to say. What can we do anyway? Become luddites and say no to technology? That's not gonna work...

[@ashkitt7719]

@@mhfiver2441 seize the means of production for one Automation under workers control is good

[@mhfiver2441]

@@ashkitt7719 Well then they will become the elite and so the cycle begins anew.

[@ashkitt7719]

@@mhfiver2441 I dunno if you can have an elite of potentially 99% of the population

[@chipsbag]

Last time we were searching for bugs and glitches in a game Now we must find the game in bugs and glitches Yes, *E V O L U T I O N*

[@GenericMcName]

13:37 long, huh?

[@off_mah_lawn2074]

TWO Rezez videos in under a week??? Madness. Edit also I hope this “Unpatched” thing becomes a recurring series

[@purwantiallan5089]

And also BIBILICAL.😂

[@skryptonyte9048]

Ahaha, I was literally waiting for this to come.

[@jessen600]

11:35 I think they mixed up the combat routine with the sex routine.

[@wasabi._.8614]

Hey, how’d you get my footage from my One S? More or less how did you get past the beginning without crashing?

[@micheal7932]

There's a story behind why this game turned out this way after 7-8 years of development and it's already been covered by some major news organizations. I'm just hoping Rerez/anyone actually covers it in a youtube video, so anyone who doesn't read the news knows what happened. But in summary: Remember the development cycles of Duke Nukem Forever, L.A. Noire, and No Man Sky all lumped together in one horrifying mass. That's what this game's development was like and it shows.

[@haruruben]

I played it on a high powered PC and had a great time, only a few small graphical bugs. I was shocked to hear about all these issues on consoles

[@calvinmcenron8381]

Hilarious and well paced as always

[@UtushoReiuji]

This is just what the future looks like to our primitive 2020 brains.

[@crazydud3380]

A reminder to never give in to the hype. It is hard not to when it is something you are a fan of, or if it is from a trusted developer, but you really never know.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

Wait, what if this was the intention? A world so built around technology and it's adaption into Human biology would lead to probably lead to mistakes like this, if technology "progressed" at the rate it's going now. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to hop in my invisible sedan.