Guess That Phrase - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 28

[@matteolanecomedy]

We did part 2 of the unhinged phrases over on Patreon! www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast/ CHICAGO LIVE SHOW AUGUST 17TH: www.ticketweb.com/event/i-never-liked-you-podcast-thalia-hall-tickets/13703183?pl=thalia3

[@ryansreaction]

FINE….. this will be my first time signing up for Patreon. BUT you gotta get Nick Smith on Teach Me Daddy

[@sstephkate86]

Omg he does sound like squidward 😂😂

[@noddpottery9670]

Hell to the motherfcking YEA.

[@noddpottery9670]

I second this request@@ryansreaction

[@GuyBruiser]

10:23 Mateo you are so much worse than Nick like what do you think is going on here??? 😂😂😂 Jesus at least Nick knows and embraces it!

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

Prairie historian here, Nick I love you & feel a tiny bit relevant today! Also impressed that you knew the 18th century is 1700s. Nick wins at US cultural history today.

[@ameliafeyparsons4816]

He may win at US Cultural History but clearly not chicken lore 😆

[@abandonablesnowman]

Love that prairie historian is a title

[@aprilkurtz1589]

I always get confused on stuff like this, so Nick is doing better than me today. 18th century = 1700s. Got it.

[@FleaÉire]

@@aprilkurtz1589so best way to remember is 20th century - most of us were born then, assuming you were born before 2000. 2000 is the 21st century. So saying you were born in the late 1900’s is a fact about you, again assuming you were born before 2000. I am high, so maybe that doesn’t sound as funny to you as it does to me.

[@aprilkurtz1589]

@@FleaÉire I was born in the mid-1900's. The 20th century, at least.

[@Katasara]

Throwing Hitler out with the bathwater had this lady cracking up so bad 😂😂

[@angelataylor5241]

Oh I was just dieing 😂

[@Ophelia_Pain]

me too! :D

[@ReelDreamer]

This was so unhinged. Nick’s “Padam Padam” dance made me scream 😂

[@anitatimmons9525]

I know my face is hurting from laughing him he is so precious. 🤣🤣🤣

[@whyamievendoingthis...]

"OH there ain't no other way!" vibes.

[@MultiGreenG]

*"PADAM, PADAM... I SEE IT IN THE BUSH..."* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dawnhainsworth4265]

😂 not me having this stuck in my head!! 😂

[@VirusMND]

nick being in a fever dream the entire episode is so funny poor mateo LMAO

[@KingofWeirdness]

Matteo is dressed like the lead in a mid 00’s European soccer film and Nick is dressed as a victorian boy who went to live with his wealthy but quirky Aunt

[@jlshel42]

“You know Nick? The Victorian doll that haunts me?”

[@javyjavyjavyjavy]

It really is a great blouse though, and Nick wears it beautifully.

[@Hummingbow]

I think Nick looks like he could walk a runway

[@hennazj]

nick is the wealthy but quirky aunt

[@jlshel42]

@@Hummingbow and be too winded to turn around and go back

[@bethanysolimine5428]

I love Nick's chaotic energy. Also, in the 1500's families would have one tub. It would get filled with hot water and they would bathe in order, but using the same water. By the time the baby was in the tub, the water was so dark that you could possibly miss the baby while dumping the tub. I thought you might want to know, even though Nick will not retain any of this information. 🤷

[@lb4280]

Love how Nick is all about THE GOLD RUSH

[@jeiwaru]

THE AUSTRALIAN GOLD RUSH IN THE 16TH CENTURY!!

[@lennnier9376]

it‘s just the only period in history that he knows

[@feelthejoy]

Mental association w Golden Girls is the only reason it sticks in his head lol

[@CRandyGamble]

Nick had me in stitches! Whoever gave him an extra shot of espresso in his iced coffee, bless you.

[@rydbthatsme]

Matteo confusing Crucible with the Crucification🤣💀😭

[@NN-re7cy]

I was trying to figure out the connection. 😂🤣🤣

[@JoeCarswell]

But Nick never goes off at Matteo for his mistakes!

[@zackmedina1245]

I think he was thinking of crucifix, absolutely gutted me 😂

[@regina_filange2.0]

I can't believe Nick let him get away with that one as much as he did😂

[@KrystyneY]

I know, right! Matteo! For shame!

[@jenniferwhite7386]

I never get tired of Matteo's impersonation of Nick's voice......lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@foxymaine]

it doesn't sound exactly like Nick but an elevated more dramatic impression of nick's voice-- i hope that makes sense

[@Urbanforager]

He does good impressions

[@kitsunefire1]

"Will you do it?" "No!" These two are single-handedly filling the Trixie and Katya void left in my gay little heart while theyre on a break.

[@MellyP22]

OMG I feel the same!

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Who would be Trixie ?

[@RioRav]

Trixie is on a break Katya isn't.

[@RioRav]

@@blairwaldorf-bass8180 Matteo is the over confident workhorse comedian stabilizing the unhinged Nickatya

[@NN-re7cy]

​@blairwaldorf-bass8180 Mateo is definitely Trixie with the roasting lol. And Nick is Katya because Nick is usually the more chill one, but then he always says off the wall stuff like Katya does unexpectedly. 😂😂🤣

[@xAllTimeHighx]

Matteo's face when Nick thought the 15th century bush saying was from Kylie Minogue 😭😭😭

[@vendita2]

I was so Matteo at that moment 😂

[@noddpottery9670]

I admire Nick's untethered confidence and empathize with Matteo's concern and confusion. This one's a gem. Can't wait for part 2!

[@Sacmt]

Sorry Nick is pretty much an idiot

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

I live my life by “a stitch in time saves nine.” Also… can we just all have a tour of Nick’s wardrobe? So obsessed.

[@silverlve70]

This is the happiest I've ever seen Nick be. It must be a sign on the apocalypse.

[@heidikickhouse-]

What slays me is the complete confidence Matteo has whenever he rushes in to give the answer first. Those are the ones that he's wrongest about, but his absolute certainty is impressive. I wish I had half his self-assurance!

[@ryansreaction]

these guys are so gay 😂 “I think the crucibles was during the 1700s, cause in Hocus Pocus it says 1692 at the beginning”

[@joshde4807]

They used mercury salts in the fabric/felt they made the hats from, they would use their hand to rub the materials as part of the process. I hope Lizzo is still watching.

[@GiselleKlara]

Nick gaslighting with cats and being determined to relate everything to the Gold Rush or Australia….hysterical!

[@VanScott69]

The saying is "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." LOL, that "don't" is particularly important.

[@angelataylor5241]

Ikr I was not going to post but then they got it kinda wrong the "don't" is kinda important

[@danihusom8668]

"You're like manic today" 😁😆 PADAM PADAMMM. This is the laugh I needed today!

[@edenhedon]

I was watching with my bf and he said nick sounds like Roger from American dad😭😂😂😂 I literally can’t unhear it now

[@shelbyatkinson2009]

Matteo’s impression of Nick is easily one of my favorite things. It’s so spot on and I crack up every single time.

[@augusts1]

Nick's trying to 'reason' out the phrases w/his 'logic' is just hysterical. Then Matteo's imitation of Nick on top of that was just comedy gold on both their parts. Everything was gold rush era to Nick. 💀

[@ryansreaction]

best ending to a podcast ever “HITLER?! BADUM BADUM BADUM”

[@Alysssaia]

I love how the translation says "BATH BATH BATH"

[@jefferybailey-cannon5587]

Nick is entering his Katya era apparently.

[@devyndday]

SO TRUE

[@NN-re7cy]

💯😂😂🤣

[@ilsalaszlo]

And we are all here for it!!

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

I hope he says Padam padam as often as Katya says “you better lay low”

[@devyndday]

@@blairwaldorf-bass8180 ooooh there ain’t no other way

[@anitatimmons9525]

I love you both please never change .These podcasts make my day . Love Grandma Anita

[@kytriesstuff]

Matteo's face @12:24 is literally me when anyone at work speaks to me.

[@NN-re7cy]

😭😭😭

[@lb4280]

This has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen ! I’m literally laughing out loud “ Am I right ladies “ 😂

[@Jetrowdy]

“I can see your nipples, you should have worn this on the ghost episode” not even a minute in and i’m on the FLOORRR 😭 Nick and Matteo are a national treasure

[@Buckboy2024]

Hello, guys! How ‘bout these: -A Nick in time is fine. -A Matteo saved is a … good thing. -A penny saved is something to be spent on their Patreon. -Don’t count your podcasts until…Nick hits that button. You fan, Timothy

[@Bigdog5400]

Nick's shirt blends with the couch so well he looks like he's in a couch costume

[@KerryLuckett]

These two together! 😂😂😂❤❤❤ Don’t you ever stop collaborating!

[@A.Shawnee]

I swear this may have been the funniest podcast yet. Nick trying to explain phrases is gold 😂😂😂

[@d.s.4627]

“And to think all of this happened in the gold rush days!” God help Nick’s history teacher….!

[@jerryoxo]

Nick finishing this on Padam while Matteo stares incredulously is seriously the most brilliant thing.

[@Spicy_Purrito]

I learned so much about the gold rush! This and the weird history channel are my two favorite history channels 😂

[@ike52466]

I’m glad that you guys do Internet stuff and stand up, rather than have positions of any responsibility or authority. We would all be in a lot of trouble.

[@rsmith1820]

Lizzo, GURLLLL is that YOU?

[@DoñaRatona]

Hey most populist politicians wouldn't know either.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

3:56 Y’ALL ARE OFF THE RAILS I LOVE YOU 😂

[@shaundella-bona2200]

Fever dream nick is what everyone needs in life

[@NN-re7cy]

Absolutely! 🤣😂

[@sydneycopps3046]

10:22 Matteo is looking for the word "incorrigible" and settles for "insufferable"... Such an educated queen. Love this man.

[@livmiller1991]

Todays fashions : Matteo looks like he supervises geriatric sports at a 50's country club. Nick is the country club owners third wife.

[@noddpottery9670]

😂😂😂

[@phillipbernhardt-house6907]

As a former history teacher, I often enjoyed it when I had very good students. If both of you were in one of my classes, it would have been the most fun possible, even as you get all the answers wrong. (I did have a student once who knew it was the wrong answer, but said that the original national anthem of the U.S., which was "Hail, Columbia," was Britney Spears' "Toxic.")

[@drewb5845]

From now on “The gold rush days,” is going to be my answer to any question relating to time. 😂😂 Nick is truly glorious! The is blouse is beautiful and he wears it with such style. He’s a gorgeous butterfly of a man.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Nick’s blouse is absolutely giving everything. Also, FREE THE NIPS (even if you have three).

[@kimlaurennn]

Never change, Nick! You are a gem!

[@elizabethcianciola3892]

By far the best episode!! I was in tears laughing!!! Nick was crazy & hilarious!!!! Love u both soooo much! PS.... I don't know dates and things either Nick, I'm with u!! 😂❤❤❤❤

[@The_Crucible714]

Nick mentioning “the crucible times” is referring to the play (and subsequent book & movie) “The Crucible” a 1953 Broadway production by Arthur Miller. Those times people were wrongly accused of witchcraft and burned at the stake in Salem, Mass are more commonly known as “The Burning Times”. A “crucible” is a vessel which can sustain high temperatures in which metals and other elements are burned.

[@QueenEric1987]

The non-drag Trixie and Katya combo we needed!! 👏🏻👏🏻

[@matthewpittario1109]

I KNEW THIS WAS THE RIGHT CHANNEL TO WATCH RN! Ty matteo and Nick, mostly nick at the last 30 seconds. Lmfao

[@kchattx]

Omg Nick has lost the plot in this week’s episode! 🤣🤣 This was so chaotic even for them 🤣🤣🤣

[@gemmgemm511]

‘They had chickens back then?!?’ Oh Nick….❤

[@GiselleKlara]

Nick….when do you think chickens started? “After the wizard of oz?”

[@samantha4484]

I cracked up!

[@loveinspired5898]

I LOVE THIS ONE. Do more!! I’m poor but I want more guess that phrase!!! 😂 10/10 gold rush and all

[@Emcy]

listening to nick explain his thought process is extremely entertaining

[@josephcorona1928]

Oh Nick thanks for having me on the floor laughing 🤣

[@chouliha1]

They both woke up at the mercury and Mad as a Hatter description. And Nick got one over on Mateo with that Crucible versus birth of Christ debate. This one was extra special

[@MarilynJ.]

“Cuz when was Hocus Pocus” omg I love Nick 😂😂

[@SellaturcicaArt]

I appreciate seeing Mateo get knocked down a peg lmao

[@Greg07623]

These podcasts are the real gold rush😂

[@al432-t2s]

I’m on my second time watching this video. It had me in stitches! I’m saving this for a rainy day honestly makes me so happy 🤍

[@InvincibleSummer7]

Nick is full of beans today and we are here for it😂

[@BkNy02]

Matteo is giving Daddy energy with that outfit. Looks like my uncle taking the kids to the park on a Saturday morning.

[@Pimpccbish]

This was like one of the best ones more like this please thank you I love you

[@marcelogorenman3253]

8:10 I love that Nick makes a (pretty high brow) literary reference and Matteo doesn't get it at all. The Crucible is not the crucifixion... bit point for NICK.

[@alixhunter612]

Nick is unhinged, and I’m so here for it

[@Anne3000]

This was the best one yet! They’re so funny together 😂 Perfect!

[@mipogrow]

The spastic finger snapping from Nick at the end. 🤣

[@tabiandro]

Fun episode! Hope there are more parts!

[@Ayyeewest29]

Please make this a regular thing I'm dying rn 😭

[@crazyoskie90]

I once told a straight girl that was hitting on me "Honey, you're barking up the wrong tree"

[@jessicasager72]

I'm a 54 yr old lesbian. My phrase is barking up a tree so old it's a telephone pole.

[@AurumEtAes]

Barking up the wrong trouser leg sounds like a big waste of time, but some girls probably still enjoy it

[@btbesquire5]

What i LOVE about Nick and Matteo, is that the podcast is called I Never Liked You, yet the "odd couple" love is so real

[@RichardGrantMuir78]

Another hilarious episode! I'm surprised that I actually knew the origin of many of these, lol. But listening to Matteo & Nick guess wildly was entertaining AF, lol.

[@BelleCassidy]

Tuning in for another episode of my favorite stillbirth chicken podcast

[@KunalIsTrying]

Nick killed it in this one 🤣

[@danielcaceres9971]

"someone should have thrown Hitler out with the bathwater! Am I right, ladies?" LMAO!

[@AceOfAros314]

As soon as Matteo started tearing up from laughter at the end, I did the exact same thing. 🤣💀

[@jeaniehorton5964]

Hysterical!!!!! Please do more of these!!❤❤❤❤😂

[@orgyonmyown]

UNHINGED and I loved every single second of this episode.

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

I died laughing when Matteo said he should’ve worn that blouse on the ghost episode 😂😂😂😂

[@SherbieSherb]

This. Was. The. BEST I needed this today. Thank you

[@zackmedina1245]

Boys youve done it again. I'd definitely watch parts 2 and 3 of this particular topic

[@kurpoof-]

God I fell behind on the pod but so glad to watch this, they have me crying eating breakfast laughing. 😂😂😂

[@sorscha]

These podcasts are the greatest thing about my week. Going to have to do the Patreon thing, clearly.

[@brisbanesound90]

Matteo is dressed like my dad and Nick is dressed like me when I’m having a severe bipolar manic episode, love it

[@egware4920]

Too real

[@Dinosaur_Ice]

This has been my favorite episode so far. I was crying! omg

[@yvettebennett6170]

This was great. It was all over the place and so hilarious!

[@yogacat]

You two always make my day❣️thank you ❤

[@PokhrajRoy.]

2:22 Matteo used his tumbler as a weapon. We love to see Nick guess timelines lol

[@gabriellephillips6626]

You guys are freaking amazing, that all!! ❤😂😂😂😂

[@HanRMurph]

How does every episode make me love Nick so much fucking more?! 🤣

[@WaldenEmerson]

gave me a much needed laugh. thank you ❤

[@tobex6626]

A part 2 is needed for this topic 😂

[@troyedwards8863]

The homosexual chaos my gay ass needed this Thursday morning!!!! NRING ON THE WEEKEND!!!!!

[@erickarenas7679]

"They had chickens then?" 😅😂😂😂 that one almost killed me for some reason

[@courtneorona7794]

Nick was totally unhinged today and I love it😂

[@rweldon3017]

I loved this. This was gold !

[@OzmaOfOzz]

"The limit does not exist." 😂😂😂 Also, Matteo 's tattoos look 🔥

[@wen6519]

The Australian theory was my favorite