Ghosts - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 29

[@matteolanecomedy]

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[@graffic13]

Nick+Matteo need to watch and review Ghosts and Ghosts UK !!!!!!!!! Omgosh 😂😂😂

[@DeannaCorralVisionsByAnna]

@@matteolanecomedy I'm in LA luv -do u come to the improve in Brea? Ur voice is AMAZING luv, u have many talents! 🫶

[@s4bombshell]

Going to this show with my roommate and we can’t wait! We wished you were here for Pride this year babes! 🏳️‍🌈

[@PokhrajRoy.]

If only Nick wore his loose white blouse for this episode, he’d fit right in

[@jenifersarver761]

lol right! it's the one episode he doesn't dress like the ghost of a virginal Victorian bride who got accidentally on purpose locked in a mansion

[@JeffinSouthernTierNY]

“Queer eye for the dead guy” lmao😂! Fun episode 😊

[@ElCactus7567]

I need that show now

[@manxhu6610]

i would watch that :😂

[@carbine090909]

😂😂😂

[@kevinlove1664]

Right? That one killed me. I'm a ghost now 😂

[@chrisdavis1722]

If we don’t get a new Netflix show where gay people make over ghosts, I’m rioting immediately 😂😂😂

[@equusfirth]

Nick’s ‘why medium, why not large’ had me rolling 😂 I love that I can never tell if he’s doing a bit or if he doesn’t know what words mean, he’s so funny

[@prozierozie5692]

Matteo doing the "everybody dance now" is immaculate

[@itscarriebomb]

For real. **I'M** singing it now.

[@daria__t_2484]

This was amazing

[@augusts1]

It almost sounded like Martha!

[@The_Super_NOVA]

I thought it was dubbed with the real song 😂

[@jlshel42]

Makes you stand up and start dancing

[@planetpompom]

"Anna, if you're in the room with us, give us a sign" *me, named Anna, waving enthusiastically*

[@demolitionwoman_OFMD]

The way Matteo conflated the Victorian era with Marie Antoinette 😂 I don't ever wanna hear him coming for Nick's historical ignorance again lmao (said with affection for both)

[@milavasques]

I had the same thought 😂😂

[@obliviouscandybar]

I thought "what are you talking about there's lots of Victorian ghosts stories" only to be further befuddled by the Marie anttoinette comment.

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

@@obliviouscandybarright!? The Victorians were all about that shit.

[@armygirl85fuckhitler74]

I'm obsessed with Marie Antoinette, Mary Queen of Scots, and Anne Bolelyn. Besides Anne, they were young girls who became queen with no real power since they were WOMEN. Anne's family taught me the danger of ambition. However, she was queen when Henry the 8th left the cult Catholic Church and formed mine lol. Oh, history is SO good!❤ Also, this isn't about religion, it's about getting info to the masses because the clergy had all the power. I don't care who you worship OR love ❤

[@dandeleon2764]

They know they create more buzz this way; it's gotta be on purpose now

[@flossy7258]

Why is it always someone from the Victorian era in a long white gown? People died in the 80s, yet no one ever sees a ghost with shoulder pads and a mullet.

[@yeaokaysure]

And is the clothing ghostly too? Shouldn’t they all be naked?

[@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289]

Hahahahah

[@mrmr4622]

Well, just like they noted, there arent many medieval or ancient greek ghosts either

[@AlanaKelsey]

My sister saw several ghost in our house growing up. One was an elderly Native American woman.

[@stephaniefuller8139]

Also, why are ghost shows always filmed at night and in the dark? Do ghosts not exist during the day or when you have the lights on?

[@EllenOakley1234]

Yes, as a Mexican Catholic, we believe in ghosts, and gay people 😂 love you guys!

[@carbine090909]

😂😂😂

[@jlshel42]

We especially believe in gay ghosts

[@sickvictorianchild]

Matteo looking like a camp counselor from Friday the 13th. I live

[@armygirl85fuckhitler74]

And AHS 1984 lol

[@thirty_ish2890]

💀💀💀💀 omg the way this made me laugh

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

Very camp

[@nancyreid8729]

Your photographer (Chris!) laughing in the background adds a lot to these episodes!

[@dont-worry-about-it-]

My favorite "meme" from the mid 2010s was something like "a child's laughter is always a beautiful thing to hear. Unless it's 3am. And you don't have any kids."

[@evanhughes7609]

Aisling Bea on QI IIRC

[@TCt83067695]

​@@evanhughes7609love her

[@brickrichbuilds]

Forget ghosts- I want Nick to be terrified at seeing people wearing horrendous clothing.

[@dopaminey9946]

🤣🤣😹😹

[@CatyBee]

I know it's not acceptable to roast people anymore, but a Fashion Police reboot with Nick and Matteo is my Lottery Dream.

[@mrmr4622]

@@CatyBee since when is it not acceptable? The entire KZbin fills with videos judging looks every time Met gala or the Oscars happen

[@Fairy_Ukraine]

Matteo’s muscles get bigger and bigger with each podcast 👌🏻☺️

[@FallsOnMe]

Or his shirts get smaller and smaller. Either way, looks great.

[@Amity907]

And his tattoos, I wanted him to show off the finished half sleeve because it loooks like he finally got his drawing of Storm from XMen tattooed on his arm and I wanna see it

[@PokhrajRoy.]

12:04 Legend says that Chris’s ears are still ringing

[@MarieWoodward-fs8pq]

Best line ever....."Queer eye of the dead guy"". Love you guys

[@Tracyannable1]

My family is old school Irish Catholic and ghosts encounters were straight up rewards. If you think about Grandpa enough he may visit you!

[@samanthab1923]

They have the best ones. The Banshee, photos falling off the wall means death, the black pooka dog 👻

[@ElMeroPrincipeX]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SleeperInsomniac]

I would ABSOLUTELY tune in to a Matteo and Nick ghost hunting show. Omfg especially with Matteo’s impersonations. Would be fucking wild lol

[@heartlesskitten88]

I second this!

[@samanthab1923]

Would be great. Also Zak is from Chicago. Maybe Matteo & he crossed paths 😂

[@ang8230]

“Queer eye for the dead guy” is perfect

[@DeMonDog68]

I could listen to Matteo doing "everybody dance now" over and over and over lmao that was so good

[@MultiGreenG]

We need a full episode of you guys just talking in celebrity impressions. 😂❤

[@willsx2]

Poor Chris wearing headphones 😅

[@TinaMay-rr6xi]

"I don't even trust her hair" 😂

[@Ehlair]

Queer eye for the dead guy was a wildly under appreciated one-liner by Matteo this episode

[@mandiluis4540]

It’s Roz Hernandez btw, the person a ghost called the f word. A ghost also told her she needs a new hair style 😂 pretty funny show full of queer ghost hunters (living for the dead on Hulu)

[@Kl74656j]

I came to the comments to add this! And to plug her podcast "Ghosted!"

[@mandiluis4540]

@@Kl74656j yessss 🙌🏽

[@CorpsesofCupids]

died when nick's scream at 11:55 blew out chris' eardrums 😂

[@natalieLeeLee444]

Zak Baggins- I laugh everytime he says,"Credibility."😂

[@BowflexDevry]

Nick looks like the ghost of a sickly Victorian boy

[@armygirl85fuckhitler74]

Consumption got him😂

[@Lilpeepkinn]

A gay malnourished Victorian boy 😂

[@carolinaduque6227]

He looks like the ghost of someone who died of tuberculosis

[@xianbc]

I was watching this after I had gone to bed and drifted off early in the video. Normally, I sleep pretty soundly and it takes a fair bit of noise to wake me. But that "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW" woke me so violently that it brought back a core memory. I will now present that memory in the form of a question. Was it just my school or, at some point, in the early 90's was there a whole generation of school children singing "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW, PARTY WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN"?. Where that little nugget was nestled in the depths of my psyche I will never know, but thanks for allowing it to bubble back up to the surface like methane gas trapped for millena in a thawing ancient lake.

[@mels11592]

I could tell you 2 very, very real ghost experiences that can not be explained as anything else.

[@mackenzieruder-keller]

comment it i just wanna know lol

[@MissBlueEyeliner]

What I’ve taken away from this episode is that I desperately need to watch these ghost busting shows.

[@katieh40077]

Tig Notaro was supposed to be on Long Island Medium but they didn't use her episode because Theresa kept guessing wrong things during their session.

[@teresasavi8821]

“We’ve lost the plot” my new catch phrase. Thank you Matteo! I love these two, I can’t exactly say why but I just do. They are captivating and addicting … 🕊️

[@tippy7831]

"Queer Eye For the Dead Guy" OMG. 😂😂 Please guys for the love of god do a ghost hunting episode and name it that

[@PokhrajRoy.]

8:21 Kate McKinnon did a great job as Theresa Caputo on SNL

[@Sreilly8613]

Omg I love tyler.... before i even know im in a mood, i catch myself in the middle of a Hollywood medium marathon crying my eyes out... then i miraculously start my period early. ....great times.

[@qqsylarpp808]

I lived in a haunted house. It was directly across the street from a funeral home, and one night, I was dragged out of bed by something. I was awake the whole time, and terrified. It left me at the foot of my bed, and I had to sleep with the lights on the rest of the (short) time I lived there. I definitely believe...

[@angeladelia7472]

My daughter can see. She saw my uncle at the foot of my mom's bed while she was dying & asked me what does presto mia sorella mean! For her to ask, he was there!!

[@BillyReichard]

I would totally watch "Queer Eye For the Dead Guy"! Hilarious 😂

[@something64]

I was all here for that “prince of Egypt” moment Mateo

[@TheNoodChannel]

“You’ve given nothing!” Quintessential Nick line…

[@courtneorona7794]

Nick didn't apologize for blasting that guys ears and I expected nothing less😂

[@SH-sq6pz]

Lmao Nick internally going “yeah yeah yeah, I’ve seen your routine let’s move on”

[@ryansreaction]

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 💃 🕺

[@PokhrajRoy.]

12:41 OH THAT WAS SO GOOD 😂

[@TheAGcollector101]

It shocked me, I couldn't believe how amazing it was!!!!!!🎉

[@aprilkurtz1589]

I saw an orb float across my kitchen ceiling when I was 11. I was fully awake and at least six years from my first drug fun. The orb floated through the wall above our back door, across the kitchen, and through the next wall. I swear on a stack of whatever you want me to swear on. Not kidding.

[@nullhare]

Holy crap! Mateo is incredible! When he sang “Everybody Dance Now!” I thought they inserted the song in post!

[@DasypeltisKing]

“AAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWW MYYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHD” - Nick Smith

[@mirandaburgin]

That time Matteo referred to Nick as "the Victorian doll who haunts me" is the closest to believing I've ever been

[@CajunCraft24]

Matteo’s ghost hunter voice is sending me😂

[@Skinnypeen644]

One of my favorite podcasts both of these mfers are hilarious and the dynamic is awesome

[@redblackwhitestripes]

The sinister thing about mediums is that they can color the way people remember their loved ones and those memories are often the only thing someone has

[@spaztron5000]

I love how Nick just has a timer on to alert him when the episode needs to stop. Not even trying to hide it or be smooth whatsoever 😆

[@millriverfarm]

Can we get some red carpet fashion reviews with nick 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@virginianolen2179]

I had no clue that Nick was pretending to be a ghost. 😂😂😂 I thought he was just trying to piss Matteo off.

[@chelsearosky1321]

I wait for this podcast every week

[@karapower6664]

Anyone else think it’s hilarious that Nick has Tyler energy but hates Tyler the medium sooo much 😂

[@ethankendig7376]

Nick is essentially see through. Just the meanest gayest ghost ever love u

[@shadowraygun4000]

4:12 re: Pizza Hut, Nick’s “I’m the best they can get” may be the only fact out of his mouth in this entire episode.

[@PootPootMagoot]

Who did the better Cher impression, Matteo or Mhi'ya Iman Le'Paige? I'm sorry Matteo but I think I'm team Mhi'ya 😂😂

[@mrmr4622]

Trixie Mattel

[@venicesurfer]

the "everybody dance now" was so perfect I thought it was the actual song about to play

[@codyj2126]

If that fireplace in that room is historic, the room you're in is haunted 👻 😂

[@itscarriebomb]

I know **I'VE** always wondered what Zak Bagans would sound like if he were British. Thanks, Matteo. 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidhihm4353]

My husband of thirty years, took me to the Ryman Auditorium to see and hear you, Matteo! We're loving this podcast! Hilarious!

[@bazdoeshisthing]

I listened to this entire podcast just to hear Matteo say, “Everybody dance now.”

[@mcolewalk]

I want a Matteo album! That voice❤❤❤

[@Caroline-yn7nc]

I’m a Catholic and let me say that I don’t believe in ghost but I believe that gay and trans people exist and deserve love and respect ❤

[@I_AM_HELLFIRE]

My head cannon is that Matteo owns every ringer tee ever made since the beginning of time.

[@ashesunderneath5761]

Just watched one of your stand-ups recently for the first time, and you were very accurate when you said what your friend sounds like😂😂

[@Studycase3000]

I cannot stop laughing " I don't trust her hair"😂 You said it so fast! I am so using that, sorry not sorry. still laughing...

[@tishasian4314]

Nobody believes in ghosts until you have your own experience. I can assure you Spirits are real. I was a non-believer too. Until I moved into two separate houses that both had spirits and were very active in letting you know they live there. And even the people that moved in after me had the same experience as I did in those homes . And they were non-believers too . until they seen it with their own eyes. and not only that when my grandfather passed and my mother-in-law passed they came to see me and yes it was terrifying at first but it was also very comforting

[@ElMeroPrincipeX]

Personal experience is not evidence. Lmao 😂 its never been demonstrated to be true by anyone in the history of mankind😂 personal experience is not evidence. Lmao

[@SallyImpossible]

Can you have a seance please. Also this episode made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself, several times.

[@Dmarieyeeebb]

Excellent Cher impression Matteo 4:18

[@loveislove4879]

Wait until you see one for yourself. Youll be a believer forevermore. I used to be a skeptic as well until ive seen several myself.

[@danielhelton4814]

Hahahaha Mateo saying Cheryl MacLaine instead of Shirley MacLaine in the beginning 😂 👻 🧙‍♀️ They are soooo funny 🤣

[@sbree4772]

Please do a ghost show! Start at the Bellaire house in OH.

[@donhulbert1913]

"Do musical theater(?) like the rest of us!" 😂 Love these, thanks for the laughs!

[@hatcha6639]

Queer eye for the dead guy 😂😂

[@DavidTheHypnotist]

11:54 longer warning next time 12:37 and this is the moment I spit out my drink from laughing

[@parkerhicks3920]

The headphone warning was accurate and appreciated

[@PrincessRose15]

Petition for Matteo and Nick to go ghost hunting.

[@samigerbermeskele342]

This can become like the top gay podcast. Great lane

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Demi Lovato and Watcher (Shane & Ryan) should’ve done a collab for ‘Ghost Files’.

[@paayal649]

Omg you guys had me laughing so hard! Love this podcast!! ❤

[@nickiclark4066]

Ugh totally having a dark spiral day - really needed this laugh. Lmfao you two never fail me. Love you ❤😊

[@jeiwaru]

10:55 "ok let's set up this scenario" ::instant laughter:: 🤣

[@shelbyatkinson2009]

Ghost Adventures has always been a guilty pleasure. My wife and I watch it all the time. Thanks to the Titanic Museum episode, it gives me the most unsettling feeling just thinking about going there. 😅😂

[@FishareFriendsNotFood972]

"The scariest thing that people can think of is a little girl?" 10/10 commentary, no notes, lol

[@houdabouabdallah7106]

everybody dance now had me cracking, epic show!

[@ReallyBama]

So many great jokes this ep. I wanted to comment on every one but they just kept coming.😂 Never knew Nick was so hilarious. So many zingers. 😂😂😂 Keep up the good work guys.

[@natia9158]

The cher S.O.B. is the best!!😂😂

[@nozgard702]

Would love to see Matteo and Randy Rainbow collab

[@Kokoloco666]

Dear Matteo and Nick you are my heroes. Nick and Matteo ❤

[@lssaja]

I looooove them. Just discovered the podcast and binge watched all episodes.❤ Love how Matteo is like of course I believe in ghosts, I'm Catholic and Nick's face like wtf??! 🤣

[@MP-qq7cl]

QUEER EYE FOR THE DEAD GUY😂 I would watch every week

[@cimsatnaf]

I needed a laugh just now and you boys helped me out so much!!!!!

[@cimsatnaf]

@matteolanecomedyy won what? I’m confused lol

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The way Nick screamed in the dramatic representation was giving Janet Leigh from ‘Psycho’.

[@SCOTTIETHOMPSON10314]

LOL Matteo giving Zac Bagans a British accent 🤣

[@laur8535]

Nick they're called mediums because they're the intermediaries between the dead and the living. ❤

[@ElMeroPrincipeX]

They believe they are intermediaries but there is absolutely no evidence to prove they actually are.

[@pachamamajeanne]

I wanna see you guys spend the night in a truly haunted place 😂