Guess The Ending Challenge - America's Dumbest Criminals!

[@bibunny143]

Most ridiculous crime I heard was a car theft where a child was inside the stolen car. The car thief went back to the parking lot, gave the child back to their parents and then the thief proceeded to lecture the parents about child abandonment and poor parenting. After the thief finished lecturing the parents, drove away in the stolen car. I don't remember what happened next but it was kinda hilarious to read about.

[@artemislunanettybecker8641]

I read that too. If you asked me, after leaving their kid in the car, they deserved to have their car stolen

[@JRiley813]

As a Floridian, I can honestly say anytime there is a story on a non-local news channel I'm always like "don't say FL, Don't say FL, don't sayyyy ahhhhh ya said FL" 😂😂😂😂

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Same here!!!!

[@kpopnoonanikki9211]

Honestly same

[@LittleMissZackyVee]

im not from florda but my sister lives in florida so im also always saying that

[@sandiweller6371]

Same here! Did you hear about the Florida guy who had to get saved by the police when he skinny dipped in a lake and got caught in the mouth of an alligator? The problem is that the next year he did the same thing!

[@katcampbell87]

I'm from Australia and we love stories about Floridians. The thing to do was to google your birthday and Florida man to see the headlines over the years. Love it.

[@kroidenfravest9931]

Ah Jaime. Crime, guns and mayhem and you are concerned about: "what happen to the pizza?" and that a criminal with flatulence got mocked on television. Just got to adore such a delightfully lovely lunatic. ❣

[@kpopnoonanikki9211]

I love the fact Florida Man was it's own category 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zaaveme]

How did Jaime get that alligator guess correct 😭😭 that’s so funny

[@iselin90]

i like how jaime was worried about the pizza she is so a foodie!

[@alicewilloughby4318]

6:07 - A prank? Sounds more like cruelty to animals, to me.

[@samih5916]

All of those dumb criminal crime stories are insane and hilarious especially the last one. I'd love to see you all do a part 2 of this.

[@timisme8360]

And the modem sound 11:00 while Brian tried to process Jaime's "good for them" was HILARIOUS! The look on your face couldn't have matched any better!

[@ramonapeach7]

Martine and Anthony need to paired up more. A duo we didn't know that was needed.

[@MartineBeerman]

💛 love me some Anthony 💛

[@timisme8360]

Martine ... "That stinks" followed by the "innocent pose"! 😂😂😂 Chris hasn't been very punny in the past few videos so I'm glad you're here to cover for him, loud and proud, like the incriminating fart! 😂

[@MartineBeerman]

😂😂😂😂😂🤭🤭💨

[@edensarnelli9373]

6:09 Steve Irwin is my idol as well. But just because I'm Aussie and a crocodile hunter, doesn't mean I TOSS ONE IN A FREAKIN DRIVE THROUGH!!!

[@msdouglas12100]

yeah I don't think Steve would approve

[@edensarnelli9373]

@@msdouglas12100 Steve would 100% approve.

[@msdouglas12100]

@@edensarnelli9373 uh I don't think he would approve throwing an animal at someone

[@timisme8360]

Anthony! So excited for your 1st Florida man guess! And Jaime, have you ever dated a Florida man? 😂😂😂 You were weirdly specific, confident ... and correct ... with the alligator answer! LMAO!

[@StonedSatan]

19:04 Martine is that.. c-men you drew 🤣

[@MartineBeerman]

😂😂 my attempt at a C- shaped 👻

[@thatgirl9532]

Martine & Anthony need to pair up more they are on 🔥 this episode so funny 😂

[@timisme8360]

Right? But they seem to connect with whoever they're teamed with. It's like their superpower Charisma +100 lol

[@MartineBeerman]

Aww love that- he’s such a doll 💛

[@MartineBeerman]

@@timisme8360omg that means so much Tim 😊😊

[@animesimplover8633]

4:50 he was so excited he got it right😂

[@timothywilliams3157]

4:23 That was such a Jaime thing to say. Lol.

[@Firegirlable]

The music they play when they guess the Florida man stories is too hilarious.

[@matthewavery2934]

10:43 I remember seeing this crime on On Patrol Live on a Wanted segment, they lost the money, and I think they also lost their vehicle as well

[@in-your-face]

This is one of my most fav episodes. LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@marcusfaze]

Shayne Smith has a great standup bit about the Alligator Wendy’s robbery

[@melrobertson2743]

That's how I knew the answer, before they gave the clues

[@kleine.5438]

Will definitely be hoping for the eventual part 2 please

[@mjraines5159]

Lol I'm from FL I remember the gator story at Wendy's. It's hilarious people still talk about it

[@shakiraballard4948]

“Smells Floridian” 😂

[@brandytaylor1986.]

Yeah that was great lol 😂

[@johnshoemakerpbc]

I can’t believe the guy that threw a gator through the drive through is is at my Wendy’s I go to literally 2 blocks away. 😮

[@AlyllaNarraenos]

That poor Alligator.

[@natashadawe6051]

I agree

[@lkf8799]

Chris cracking up at mariachi was awesome 😂

[@nicolelylewis]

working at the county jail, we say this all the time: we have jobs for a reason...lol also, there was this one guy who got arrested for arson because he burned down his former place of work (I think...) and the building next door got caught too. The cameras showed a male clearly wearing a wig and hat destroying the stuff inside and setting it on fire....he also destroyed the tv/computer as well so I don't think they had a lot on camera that survived. Then later he went to the police I believe to report something (can't remember what) and he had a damp towel to his head and he gave some excuse. They talked to him and just the stories he was telling made it obvious to them that he was involved....they later either got his permission or a search warrant to search his place and they found a bag from a party store with 9 wigs and hats inside, plus the receipt that said he bought 10 wigs and hats. So with everything combined, they arrested him for the charges; and his mug shot, his eyebrows are burned off and he has a visible line from where the wig was 🤣🤣

[@hifood_Taylor_Swift]

I love how Jamie feels bad for the stupid people 😂😂😂

[@A1ffflavor]

Thank you for fulfilling my daily dose of Jamie

[@amymifsud7864]

MAN! I’m starting to LOVE Cassie especially when she said a children’s electric car, I just love that

[@schwindsichtigaderechte5293]

If I was an officer on lemon juice face man's case, I'd have told him, "You know how invisible ink becomes visible in smoke? We hit you with smoke in the bank. But we put lemon juice on the smoke so you couldn't see it. That's how smart we are."

[@VerMillT.Coin0SC]

17:57 Joker : "and i thought my jokes were bad."

[@timisme8360]

This was hilarious! I love dumb criminals! And Florida men! Where would we be without them, and REACT!

[@bryonyamada2620]

Here is another one. Saw this one on TV. Cops pull over a guy in a pickup truck for DUI in a parking lot. The guy speeds away while throwing several beer cans out the window and the cop just stood there watching. WHY??? The guy was SO DRUNK he just did circles around the cop until backup showed up.

[@JonnySuite13]

Jay Leno: Kevin, what do I hate? Kevin Eubanks: Stupid criminals? Jay Leno: Stupid criminals!! The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; Headlines segment.

[@niles8102]

"I hope he got a Frosty" GIRL 😅😅😅😅😅

[@melrobertson2743]

As a teenager I was out dropping off resumes and overheard the bus driver talking to another rider about the Subway we were passing. Turns out the cops are there once a month because it's always getting robbed (he had a buddy who was an officer). Let's just say I did not drop a resume there EVER.

[@augustrosepriv892.]

Why? Because it was being robbed, or because of cops?

[@melrobertson2743]

@@augustrosepriv892. as a single female with a brain, a place that is consistently robbed once a month is something to avoid

[@yvonnecook8635]

Martine is so artsy. Loved her pics😊

[@MartineBeerman]

💛💛💛🎨🖌️

[@Marky11694]

10:18 I would have given her the point as Hair Spray and a Lighter is essentially a Blow Torch

[@NightOwlReader2790]

I've noticed that Martine replies to every comments she is mentioned in so far, so let me experiment with this. Martine, you are very funny in these React video, I almost always watch when either you, Jaime, or Izzy Rocha are in it. Btw, no hate for you responding to comments mentioning you, I pointed it out simply because I noticed that it seems like you do. I do hope you respond to my comment.

[@MartineBeerman]

I try to as best as I can 💛💛. Appreciate you support so much! 🙌

[@bryonyamada2620]

Here is one and YES it did happen. Local small town satellite bank got robbed by gun point. The robber took off with a few hundred dollars. The cop caught him only 1 mile away on a bicycle and got him on 3 charges. 1- Armed Robbery, 2-Position of a gun and 3-Shoplifting (the gun was a toy gun stolen at a local drug store across the street).

[@jacksondaniels4292]

The fries are cold is also something that someone called the cops for and that person had a warrant

[@marcusfaze]

Why are all the adults on React so attractive?

[@thatgirl9532]

I was literally asking myself this. Everyone is so beautiful not just physically but their personalities are magical. It also makes me happy when they dm you back 🥺

[@MartineBeerman]

@@thatgirl9532that is LITERALLY the most beautiful thing you could say. Thank you guys for supporting inner and outer beauty and appreciating us for who we are, it means more than you know 💛. Sending all this positivity back your way x10!

[@MartineBeerman]

💛💛💛💛💛!!! 😭😭😭😭💛💛

[@marcusfaze]

@@MartineBeerman I’m glad you responded because you were the one that made me comment that

[@messinalyle4030]

People named "Donald" and their mugshots . . . lol!

[@amenlongchar]

This is why thieves needs more braincell than normal human🤣🤣🤣

[@codekaizerin30]

4:49 Goddamn another sign broke 😂😂.

[@echoism666]

i love this episode,..... NEED A SEQUEL !!!

[@brandytaylor1986.]

Agreed

[@jenniferhanson3671]

So I'm confused. On Crime 7 - you said Martine was correct. Cassie and Brian both basically said the same thing as Martine, shouldn't they have got the points for that too? 11:22 Martine ; 11:25 Cassie ; 11:32 Brian

[@ZhangLiao07]

As someone who was actually working in hueytown, Alabama while he was robbing subways. My mom was afraid I'd get held up at work even if I didn't work at subway when this happened

[@Jayjay-gl7gs]

This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AllmondISP]

Jaime should have gotten the 2 points in round 6. She didn't say blow torch, but her answer was close enough.

[@artemislunanettybecker8641]

Chris has the same answer too

[@pg3dgaming634]

The fart crime one Funny asf 😂😂

[@GiftsbyChosen]

The lemon juice invisible challenge 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Roland_Deschain677]

That story gets even better if you read about the whole thing. He even took a picture of himself before the robberies to make sure it worked. When he looked at the picture and was invisible in it, he assumed that it worked. Unfortunately for him, he didn't have the camera pointed at his face when he took the picture.

[@waldowallace9102]

Well, that last one..... wow.... just wow...

[@sourr.flowerrsss]

how bad is it every time an artucle starts with "florida man" i find it necessary to check and see if one of my family members went bat shit crazy?

[@246kisses]

It shows you care about your family?? Lol 😂

[@XavierShade]

As a FL man I’m offended. 😂

[@MartyWiggins-x2k]

Dumbest Criminal I’ve heard of was the bank robber who put plastic cling film on his face as a disguise

[@shawnagrubb9958]

I also am one of the ones that says got to be a Florida person. 😂😂😂

[@MrThankman360]

You feel sad for him? He robbed 4 subways bc he didn’t “lose weight”. He’s an idiot. A dangerous idiot. Why in the world do you feel bad for him?

[@matthewavery2934]

Honestly all these crimes are probably worthy of an episode of Worlds Dumbest Criminals, but it looks like REACT beat them to the punch

[@derekstein6193]

4:24 This woman asking the real questions.

[@LeesaDeAndrea]

I'm smart enough to know I'm too stupid to be a successful criminal.

[@GrandmaLoves2Scuba]

Omgoodness, I can't stop laughing!

[@KingJojoB]

If you didn’t come from tiktok raise your hand 🤚🏽

[@cerberus9093]

🤚🏻

[@PurpleCinnamon-Land-Of-Misfits]

🙋🏻

[@chiawaosinachi775]

🤚

[@lucywilliamson6330]

✋️

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708]

Literally who cares

[@rich0665]

what happend to the pizza....I Love Jaime...

[@jessmPS]

Lol that was my thought too lol

[@gld9126]

My sister worked at a subway shop and got robbed by a football player of our college team

[@StarPlatinumV]

HA HA HA!

[@MisMusicisMyLife1996]

This is funny 😂! Y’all should do another video!!!!

[@HeyIff]

15:59 Yinzers to the frooooont 😂

[@terrariley4289]

Can this become a regular series please

[@zuzukris4952]

I love this channel! You guys are the best! Xoxo 😂

[@GiftsbyChosen]

I thought the TV show was bad, but seeing them like this makes it even better. You CLEARLY saved the best for last🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 PPLLLEEAAASSSEEEEE do more!!

[@bleachfan2.029]

Crime #3 how did he throw a alligator?! And the parents say he’s a prankster that ment no harm? Another case of “it’s a prank bro” that makes no sense to us normal people.

[@ashtonbrown8549]

These were hilarious 😂

[@laoaganlester1728]

Jaime! Jaime! Jaime! Love is the answer!

[@haliermartinez1143]

why did I laugh so hard on that "dougless" pun from chris...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@tararitz7005]

WAIT!! How do you NOT share the Florida Man who broke IN to jail to hang with his friends?!?

[@ryanklotz309]

These are the people who make me feel more confident in myself. 😂

[@auroramoonstone]

7:41 “he farted?” Hears my uncle fart in the other room The timing made me spit out my soda XD

[@AlexScott07]

that must have been really funny🤣

[@_StarXDust_]

I love the little doodles from Martine 😂

[@nyrlogan1]

Martine is entering her artist phase.

[@MartineBeerman]

Are we here for it? I think so 😅💛

[@nyrlogan1]

@@MartineBeerman You keep making those cute artsy letters!! We r all here for it!!

[@UltimateMorales2099]

As a miamian we don't claim most of FL 😂😂

[@Pixiemarie0927]

As a Floridian we don't claim Mami as part of FL. 😂 or any North of Gainesville

[@GenJuhru]

But in the end of the day, we are all *Ohio-ans*

[@UltimateMorales2099]

@hollymanners7997 thats because Miami is a state of its own lol. But you right about Northern FL 😂

[@btetschner]

Congratulations on the win Cassie! I am surprised that you (or anyone) guessed correctly that the guy thought he was invisible!

[@sumandhamala4807]

Last one was hilarious

[@ArtemisMidnightVT]

Sorry, I couldn't resist. 🎵Stupid Crimes, Stupid Crimes/They're Funny 'Cause They're True/Stupid Crimes, Stupid Crimes/Hope Next Time It's Not You!🎵

[@jessmPS]

Lol the news folks were on it with reporting on the fart one lol

[@BeaseyJ]

this was a fun one

[@KateSuhrgirlPlays]

The last one i knew immediately because i remember hearing that story back in like highschool and i graduated in 05 so was surprised to see that was one of the idiots they chose but knew it right away and even shouted lemon juice at the beginning haha.

[@michiganjfrog366]

If Dusty Mobley got away on roller skates it would have been a CHIPs episode or Charlie's Angels 😊

[@_Ki_]

PLEASE do more of these videos🤣🤣🤣

[@TanakaSigauke]

Gator tosser lmao 😂😂😂

[@Jay-tc8fl]

The Lawn mower man story was the one 😂

[@ajasanchez2221]

I feel like family guy made a joke out of the Subway sandwich criminal... That story sounds vaguely familiar.

[@EffRocco4evaElmo]

For the 5th crime, had that couple had a tech guy for this exact sort of scenario, they could have been good. Reference the movie ‘What’s The Worst That Can Happen?’

[@garushiaa2.0]

Jaime is so pretty wth😭

[@KayleighNatasha]

After the week I've had, this video has definitely made me laugh

[@brandytaylor1986.]

Great 😊

[@timothywilliams3157]

11:03 He looks like if Carlton from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air was really, really drunk. Lol.

[@Waleed_brd]

Jamie maaan, she’s so darn adorable, she looks so Huggable

[@wonyoungsmoney]

REAL

[@yackohoopy]

For the last one, that case is why the Dunning-Krueger Effect is a thing.

[@btetschner]

It's significant that so many Florida Man answers were right!

[@ulissesstag5806]

I want another last meal video.