Guessing Products By Thirsty Reviews

[@CyberChamp]

Deflating sex dolls teaches us men that stabbing women is bad.

[@harryithink]

Jack the ripper didn't think that

[@rebeccarodger1430]

Harry he certainly didn’t or did he🤔

[@jooliagoolia6058]

I choked on my JELL-O thanks

[@Vemmmy]

if you stab it you can wear it as a suit...i have learned nothing.

[@harryithink]

@@Vemmmy same as an actual human

[@DerrickVW]

“It’s not as funny without the holes” My review of the Titanic

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Captainmann Gaming the DVD

[@gummiebeez]

Derrick Van-Wyk this needs more likes

[@rootbeer5356]

Too soon

[@DerrickVW]

Captainmann Gaming ...THE Titanic... Not “Titanic”. The Titanic.

[@DerrickVW]

Root Beer Tragedy plus time equals comedy. I don’t make the rules I just enforce ‘em 🤷‍♂️

[@mesebasterisk]

Tom: "we've all pulled out. *1 second pause* Some reviews". Nice save.

[@AxxLAfriku]

DON'T let this distract you from the fact that I smell like 100 de*d orangutans. I am also the unprettiest KZbinr worldwide. Greetings dear metluv

[@darkdecidueye9628]

Eddie didnt

[@mesebasterisk]

@@AxxLAfriku Uh oh stinky

[@mesebasterisk]

@Nightshader those three words change a man. (Maybe i dunno).

[@mesebasterisk]

@@darkdecidueye9628 truuuu

[@ilexdiapason]

"We've all pulled out -" not Eddie

[@explicitbrainjuice6545]

* nods furiously*

[@conosman]

Dammit you beat me to it

[@adamdevlin649]

I would like but you've got 420 likes

[@ItzMoonii]

💀💀

[@DSMWannabeLinguist]

The sex doll review brought me back to New Year’s Eve 2019 when my family and I walked past a hole-free male sex doll with Prince Andrew’s face taped on attached to a set of traffic lights in the centre of town.

[@thienthien444]

amazing

[@lemonmiranda4233]

I am crying

[@babbagesonly]

i can only picture it being hung up there crucified like jesus

[@babbagesonly]

haha hung

[@greysonholtz]

it would have been better as a female sex toy, imagine it has tits and prince Andrews face. Thats fucking hilarious

[@the-chillian]

The silicone rings are often worn by people in the trades who work with power tools, as substitutes for their regular wedding rings, since having a solid band of metal on your finger can be an injury risk.

[@Edible_water991]

Me oon my way to figure out who asked

[@pauldoe3201]

Yeah my bro wears one when he’s working out at the gym

[@goose4349]

@@Edible_water991 ME, I ASKED

[@Edible_water991]

Again, who asked

[@pauldoe3201]

@@Edible_water991 okay mr edge lord who lives in his mums basement

[@loganstrong5426]

"We've all pulled out." Well, except Eddie...

[@spicyakiba]

oh no

[@desrocchi]

he tried

[@annakilifa331]

I mean, he might have, pulling out isn't a sure way to prevent pregnancy

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

I would not call a hole in someone’s ponytail a “ponyhole”, Tom.

[@GraceSerenityK]

Yeah, that totally sounds like a Rule 34 Brony thing

[@rob98000]

@@GraceSerenityK nah you're thinking of a ponut

[@anti8953]

ah yes sorry, my mistake ponut

[@WarriorPNG]

@@rob98000 why do you know that

[@rob98000]

@@WarriorPNG porn

[@TuffMelon]

I mean... the suicide squad DVD could be a sex toy if you're brave enough.

[@brokenprincessofhell4743]

Everything can be if you're brave enough At least that's what they say

[@Andux]

@@brokenprincessofhell4743 Jarsquatter

[@lazyproductions8005]

THIS IS KATANA-

[@jessieleftutsky1829]

I mean, if you can do it with a my little pony dvd case, I bet it's possible with a suicide squad one.

[@leeannmae4015]

@@brokenprincessofhell4743 Blender

[@ajburdett882]

Eddie Bowley and his outlook on women: "IF THEY DONT HAVE A HOLE, WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO!?"

[@axethannanth]

e

[@321gofast7]

How would they breathe

[@Sjelton]

Obviously he’s talking about a woman’s mouth! GD misogynist!

[@Robb3636]

And he's completely right, women with no holes cannot live, and thus what are they supposed to do? I guess maybe you could cut open one for breathing if you caught them in time 🤔

[@DragonCanyon]

"I cry and i am strong" white shirt

[@tealyg99]

My review of this #content ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ Enjoyed this, shame that all three of them only had 2 goes each. At 10 minutes it didn’t last as long as I’d hoped but nevertheless I was satisfied with it overall.

[@MrTheDainosaur]

is this a review of a sexy thing

[@crashmaster7689]

no it is a reveiw of a book

[@manuelrabuffetti]

@@MrTheDainosaur yes, this video

[@EnfantDesAstres]

The silicone ring one was SAD AF god damn , I came here to laugh not to feel.

[@jorgeneedssleep7978]

Elliot's "ORRRR" saved it tho

[@zanethezaniest274]

Is it a hat….?

[@kristaberta7922]

6:36 you can see Elliot and Eddie's faces fall as they begin to realize what is happening...

[@Scotsmen5512]

6:38 I don’t like how Eddie and Elliot were smiling while listening to that but immediately stop when they hear that the man’s dying.

[@dexis9412]

I would say first, but this video is about *_T H I R S T_*

[@AxxLAfriku]

Gagagaga dadadadada 162 i am the funniest KZbinr of all time Gaga Gaga Gaga gaga

[@dexis9412]

Someone call an ambulance, he’s having a stroke!

[@awsum7807]

ah, i see you're a man of culture as well

[@ajb1884]

Actually the first time ever I’ve seen a creative “first” comment 💓 I‘ve been searching for so fucking long

[@paperchaserrrs]

Roses are red violets are blue ...

[@ThePoonraider]

I do love how your "#Content" has become genuinely inclusive and content in sharing your weird, wild inner world's together. Much love and oodles of respect x hug x love Jimothy

[@ThePoonraider]

So, Darksquidge, have a like!

[@oliversievanen8554]

I adore your good vibes, so your comment gets a like!

[@gummygoo2]

Looks like Ditto is on top of Tom's head :)))))

[@GlobalSportsGamer]

Eddie is so naturally funny, he kills me in these videos

[@ohmydinosare]

Every time Tom says something about Deborah I'm like "that's me" First I took his kids then I got knocked off a sex swing. Where will my adventures take me next?

[@AdamHolland-Adz]

Tonight on CONTENT: Deborah eats a McChicken Nugget

[@ohmydinosare]

@@AdamHolland-Adz only one? That sounds like such an unsatisfying meal. Probably wouldn't be hugely entertaining either, except to me.

[@AdamHolland-Adz]

@@ohmydinosare Plot twist: It's a McNugget the size of an inflatable mattress

[@ohmydinosare]

@@AdamHolland-Adz that's some content right there

[@bryrk]

"we've pulled out..." Eddie didn't.

[@napalmjack]

Tbh, the pen holder is perfect. Nobody will want to use any of the ones in it or singular own that is in it because they'll think you stuck your Willy in the holder. Perfect own holder, 100% perfect.

[@glassphoenix9095]

i mean the review does very much imply that they DID at least try to stick their dick in it

[@barmeciderat]

The entire time I couldn’t keep my eyes of the depressed baby laying on the shelf...

[@LongandWeirdName]

"Very nice until someone opened the door." still makes me think of Doki Doki Literature Club.

[@somerandolad]

Poor Sayori was just hanging in there.

[@Moth.]

I positively love Eddie's laugh. What a wonderful man.

[@buzzardly1127]

1:03 those expressions are giving me life, thank you

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

3:20 i love how this review goes from being so angry at the product to "but it's my fault really😅" way to own it✊

[@BigladSam]

3:25 HOW DID THIS WHAT WHY NO

[@BigladSam]

Eddie, I like your shirt you know why? *duck*

[@eddache]

I agree

[@FungiStealer]

Eddache oh what the fuck

[@stardestroyer81]

6:38 The way Eddie's jovial expression falters

[@WaluigiSings]

Five stars Exactly what it was advertised as! The product came exactly as advertised and tests as marked. a review for uranium ore

[@raptorwolf3852]

8:37 These office supplies are CURDLED Donavan!

[@Nodoko713]

Elliott at the end was so pure and cute. Really good video, wished it was longer Thanks i laughed a lit

[@tiseril]

9:22 perfect sound!

[@PQRDG]

1:20 this, and the other moment from the “you can’t say that” episode are my two pieces of evidence so far that Tom and Elliott are the same person

[@Syl518]

1:03 "We've all pulled out-" Such a perfect setup for "Eddie didn't." that's kinda saddening given it's been a year and a half and none of the top comments have set that up..

[@jackreneau1551]

Tom: “we’ve all pulled out” Elliot: 🤔

[@adron4216]

1:03 well, one of you didn't XD

[@DylanMcVillain]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@cabinsys]

I cry and I am strong... So much is said on that shirt.

[@syko.uk.]

Tom turns his head towards his friends and nods like Kermit the Frog

[@stillsleeping1080]

man I wish punk edits were still a thing so you guys could do them irl ones of course

[@Musicalian]

1:03 "We've all pulled out.." and I thought that was the end of the sentence for a moment and thought... Well not all of you I mean Edd has kids!

[@AlycatIsAlive]

Do you have any clue how hard it was not to laugh out loud while watching this before class starts? Also having to hide this so no one sees wtf is on my screen.

[@Jokervision744]

Cool content. Easy to watch, even after just sleeping for 5h and driving around for 6h.

[@Boi5219]

1:03 We’ve all pulled out… some reviews

[@FrankyBabes]

I *felt* the exasperation in "you're the head of HR!"

[@wingedrider9376]

5:48 *Immediate discomfort*

[@critch7514]

sometimes, it amazes me that Tom hasn't been cancelled yet

[@biancab.9733]

This just turned into a game of "is it a sex toy?"

[@CuriousGrimGoblin]

I find it's so funny the more disappointed Tom gets the more he realizes that people would do that

[@mrhelitosis7564]

6:11 This image gives me an emotion that doesn’t exist.

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

1:20 Anyone remember the Superglue sketch

[@charlo_bert6682]

OMG THAT'S OLDDD

[@TyphonMar]

Curious.

[@levindecker7803]

tomska so cute like adorable

[@lila0leila]

This is so funny, I wouldn't mind more of these

[@popperbare1563]

Best episode for a long time I was dying

[@TheSchokodragon]

I wish this was like 5mins longer, guessing along was too hilarious

[@thexgreenxtiger6321]

Ngl I’m disappointed with the lack of sugar free haribo gummie bear reviews

[@DementisXYZ]

"Very nice...until someone opened the door." Me: Doki Doki Literature Club?

[@rivvitt102]

1:03 “We’ve all pulled out-“ -credits roll-

[@thomasmarston1078]

"We've all pulled out" Elliott: H H M M M M M

[@MonsterPipelinePunch]

Everytime another depressive episode hits I come back here again

[@herowither12354]

i wish this video was longer, cus it was amazing!!!

[@omegagames484]

4/5 stars. Got to 4:35 and spat water all over my laptop. Would watch again.

[@zannynyx4297]

I am pretty sure that on brony sites a pony hole means something completely different

[@scales336]

You guys should look at coffins on Amazon pretty funny reviews

[@SWATDRUMMUH]

...I laughed way too hard for some of these

[@sneeznoodle]

As someone with a ponytail, that intro was _deeply_ unsettling

[@JackWolfDM]

Please do this again, this was so danm funny!!

[@fox_6174]

My English teacher told me to research reviews because they may turn up on the exam. Couldn't have been better timing

[@selever5623]

6:40 i think i know why Tom was 'hit like a truck' by the review. it really made me sad :(

[@jobywonkonoby9754]

I love when you guys post

[@AirOne1333]

tom is so good at making onomatopes like that " thump" or those "slurps" 8:15 9:22 those killed me

[@adnamafett7862]

My cat is sleeping in the crook of my arm. And you making me laugh and I keep shaking my baby. I’m worried that she will wake and leave me. Much like my dad.

[@silky2761]

I love how the answers are always the same sexy and then not sexy

[@BlankMind8]

This was a spoingnent vid, I loved it!

[@leviphipps2462]

I... I need to apologize. I was the 70th like.

[@dragonslibrary9207]

BEGONE, SINNER

[@jdawg7822]

HEATHEN

[@mynewaccount2361]

Stfu

[@TyphonMar]

HERESY

[@RubyQuinn.]

Levi Phipps I was the 70th like on your comment

[@amywalls9584]

This video is curing my depression as we speak

[@danMRB]

PLEASE make more of these! They're bloody hilarious!

[@Boyleigh]

0:01 Eliot looks dead inside more than tom

[@tuntematonohikulkija2843]

Ok but... 69th episode of content

[@Russianbluez]

this is a game you should absolutely play with guests if you get them. for content, not for house parties

[@aldorthegreat5267]

On the holes one I thought it would be a shia LaBeouf movie collection

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

The only thing that the sex doll section made me think of was that Eddsworld comic where the first panel is Tom going into his room with a box that says "Blow Up Sex Doll" and the second panel is his door closed and the third panel is just a fucking explosion coming from his room

[@ZoeBateman]

I guessed the first one pretty well, I thought "boring" meant it was gonna be some sort of entertainment product so I guessed a DVD or Blu-ray

[@hmartin1761]

Woah this is cool! Messed up, but cool. Lol. This is great.

[@vendlat8349]

This was hilarious!! 👌 Amazing job 😂

[@dr.ponyslayermd]

i still firmly believe that elliot looks like ade edmonson

[@thedead456321]

6:10 BTW don't buy this toy ! It's made from a single mold of rubber and the pink parts is painted, so this shit will start staining whatever it comes in contact to after some uses. Learned this the hard way.

[@Trash-bd1cb]

Pics or it didn't happen

[@Anyansi]

@@Trash-bd1cb please don't make him send pics that's not something anyone wants to see

[@AlinaAniretake]

@@Anyansi you dare to assume this person Gender?

[@n0tb4by]

where did elliot get that tshirt!! it's lovely!

[@ChasingChampionships]

Elliot scarred himself for life

[@iblame_nargles]

Hm. That last one is not fun because it implies it’s been used.

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Oh this’ll be good!

[@nizagarcia200]

hey man, thanks for the content ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@UltiTheBand]

1:30 me: ah, must've been the 2016 suicide squad "It's the suicide squad" *Slams table* no way

[@filipemartinho1753]

Never show Tom a ponytail hole

[@saramartins95]

my youtube app just closed on its own right after the cancer related review & you know what, fair enough youtube

[@nope_118]

Love this poopy poop show!

[@nickjones9867]

7:00 Oh. Oh Tom no.

[@loganjake8994]

Found out today people ship Tom and Elliot, now I know why

[@Srcsqwrn]

Watching so many of these, Tom a l w a y s turns towards Elliot often/first.