Guilty Gear vs Tekken Characters

[@finnbest3775]

EDIT: Ask and you shall recieve: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nn-cm35sf9ufiK8 To everyone saying Jimmy doesn't have enough moves, reply to this post with a move name and I'll make a revised Jimmy movelist including your suggestions (gimme the input and name, maybe even a description of what the move looks like). No guarantee I'll use them all, but I look forward to releasing the 10 hour 10,000 move directors cut. Accuracy to the source material is, as always, my chief concern, so gimme a hand (if you feel like it).

[@finnbest3775]

I'll start: f, hcf+1 "Touchdown!", a 1+2 grab which powerbombs the opponent and launches for a combo

[@OllyT294]

@@finnbest3775 f3 kick f4 kick but like a bit harder f3+4 Kick to the shins specifically

[@flanderszao]

f,n,d,d/f+2 "Jimmy Fist" a move that launches the enemy into the air into damaging combos, if you just frame d/f and 2 he shouts "JIMMY!" and launches the opponent higher up

[@sun5et956]

1, 1, 2: Flame Slash Wait Where Did He Get That Sword

[@Iwatoda_Dorm]

Haha love the video xD and those commenters idea is genius. I’ll definitely comply: 3+4: Knuckle Sandwich Stance (KS) - The *meat* of his kit. Jimmy steps forward and plants his left foot into the ground, lowering his hands and being unable to block while shouting “get ready…” or “watch out…” or “I hope you’re ready…” Stance cancellable. *can sidewalk while in stance d3+4: 5 Second Rule Stance (5SR) - an evasive cancelable stance that lasts for 5 seconds. Jimmy crouches _really low,_ shouting _”watch this!”_ towards the opponent. If nothing is pressed for 5 seconds, he will fall into a face down head towards position (FDHT). 5 Second Rule leads into a feint called “feint” d3+4~b, a fast unblockable low called “Defilement” d3+4, d4 and a very telegraphed high damaging mid that will make everyone watching scream “bro fell off” if you get hit by it mid tournament run (named “High Knuckle Fist” in past games but will typically be named Knuckle Beater in the english move list, and the players will in turn name it Jimmy Blow, making it really confusing to look up online as a new player) d3+4~qcf+2. It is also cancellable into his Knuckle Stance d3+4~f f1+2+3+4~f: Power Hour (or Amped Up if reference is too on the nose :^) - with a really tight input frame, Jimmy makes his next move guard crush, forcing him into Knuckle Sandwich stance upon block. If it hits, Jimmy will tackle his opponent into the ground, transitioning itself into a cutscene, alongside horizontal black borders cropping the sides of your monitor, zooming in and out with multiple close up shots of your opponents face that in total, can take up to a minute of gameplay to finish with additional button combinations, dealing high damage. This forces Jimmy into Knuckle stance in the end. Genuinely I don’t know how tekken even hopes to teach you any character’s moves when you get into it as a new player =.= Also, someone needs to give Jimmy a tekken 8 dlc gimmick Edit: oh and feel free to shorten these, i just wanted it to make sense in my head how it would work in tandem with each other and why they would be funny :3

[@evilded2]

I thought the joke would be that the tekken move list reading would go on for the next 5 minutes

[@PropagandaDS]

That's what it should've been!

[@ShinyUmbreon765]

Thats what the original does but the adaptation is abridged

[@enraikow6109]

And only like 5 of them being reliable

[@Chillwave6]

and then when the viable moves are found, like 70% chance those deadly 5 are known and studied by other character players since most Jimmy mains just spam those moves along with random stuff in between, making him yet another easy counterable for the average online player.

[@hue_lord_4208]

I got the joke half right. I was expecting a normal ass looking dude named Dave with a move list that was 5 pages long.

[@wlve1]

tekken looks normal until you glance at the wiki. jimmy has killed trillions and can also move at light speed

[@morbidwolf94]

and then he has totally normal hobby: fishing

[@maryus786]

Oh pay that no mind jimmy been blessed/cursed with the freedom gene.

[@rancorious7785]

He’s also an accountant at the local financial firm.

[@tphycito]

​@@rancorious7785 He's the mishima accountant hence when Kazuya glanced over towards his direction, he gained the EWGF. Due to Kazuya giving him the thumbs up of approval, he participated in the King of Iron Fist Tournament IX. He won easily and humbled Reina. Jin was astonished at Jimmy's sheer power, so much so that the presence of Jimmy brought back Heihachi Mishima. Jimmy decided that the universe was not ready for his power and chooses to mask himself as a regular accountant, wiping everyone's memories of him in a mere snap

[@CorpusCacus]

Blood type: O-

[@konignickerchen7265]

In N'zig's arcade mode ending, he cries about his dead girlfriend. In Jimmy's arcade mode ending, he saves his favorite taco stand by repelling a meteor with a baseball bat.

[@finnbest3775]

"Another big win for the Home Town Hero!" (N'zig silently weeping in the background)

[@Gaminginvrrr]

no he cuts the meteor sukuna style

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@Gaminginvrrrwhy not both? He repels it so violently that it splits in half as it violently spins outward back into space.

[@OccuredJakub12]

BRUH HEIHACHI HEADBUTTED A METEOR IN THE NEW T8 STORY MODE

[@broncos435]

jimmy turns into fucking kirby

[@dqflynn]

n'zig ironmaiden needs more belts

[@parkouremaster]

This ain't kingdom hearts bro.

[@AesopNewman]

@@parkouremaster yeah its guilty gear, belts are even more overused here lol

[@mrtaxcollector9552]

⁠@@AesopNewmansol alone has like 25 belts last time I counted

[@qualnch]

he needs a bar too

[@MondoJaeKusai]

@@qualnch bar and grill please

[@Robeebert]

The power level of any guilty gear character directly corresponds to how many belts they have

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

does Chaos have infinite belts?

[@JudgeNicodemus]

​@@FunnyValentineRE4LHC is so powerful he superpositioned 9000 belts into one belt.

[@lisztresurrected9438]

Does slayers count as a belt

[@Veryfreshveryflourish24]

​@@JudgeNicodemus as his theme says "TWO THOUSAND BELTS ON ME"

[@volcaronaa]

Does a giant handcuff count as a belt

[@spectoestis3106]

okay buy Unholy Diver is genuinely the name of one of Testament's attacks

[@qawdzsoejojrjgvrgvjrjrdgvjedso]

thats how accurate it is

[@adrianfahreza9477]

Eight months ago, N'zigg Ironmaiden was created

[@malacara1335]

​@@adrianfahreza9477 this picture is a few years old.

[@adrianfahreza9477]

@@malacara1335 Check out DIO - Holy Diver if you haven't heard the song

[@lex0tan00]

The thing is that this twitter post was made slightly before Testament was revealed and accidentally predicted that to be one of their move names

[@DragonaxFilms]

I love the random English text on N'zig's clothes. "VENGEMENT" is simply incredible.

[@Seloliva1015]

Thank you for telling me, that makes him 10 times better

[@YouSoSpice]

very Ragna-esque

[@mrbones9332]

r e v e n g e a n c e

[@spacenaves]

where my ENNUI at

[@Anonymous-73]

Metal Gear Rising -Revengence- VENGEMENT

[@Zamiakulkas]

Jimmy's look: 😊 Jimmy's lore: 🗿💀🥷🤖🇧🇷🦠🙈☄️

[@gannielukks1811]

Jimmy is Alex 'Poatan' Pereira

[@Rmsdxdkskxelfm]

And Jimmy's homie is a space lizard who taught him the mystical art fli kun dwou

[@ash_redfighter]

BRAZIL

[@an0N1M921]

Jimmy conquered Brazil

[@Doobydoe]

So according to lore, Jimmy is a serious and dangerous Ninja with experience in robotics and engineering that once fought a virus in Brazil and his sidekick is a blind monkey

[@JudgeNicodemus]

Okay but "King Blizzard and the Scissored Visard" really does sound like a Guilty Gear overdrive!😭

[@lakshaykochhar6799]

I didn't even realise that this was "King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard" reference, untill I read your comment.

[@Attaxalotl]

Unholy Diver is straight up one of Testament's moves.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

N'zig ironmaiden: So what's your story? Jimmy: The Mishimas killed my dad, you? N'zig ironmaiden: Nothing much. I am the Amalgamation of a bunch of dead gears grafted together with a simi functional human brain, the brain is a prewar mailman who accidentally walked in the creation of the first gears and he was killed so that he couldn't tell anyone what he saw. Like I said, nothing much.

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

Least unhinged Guilty Gear character lore

[@wadespencer3623]

No wonder N'zig is so powerful, he's a Courier.

[@gimmeyourrights8292]

@@wadespencer3623 But he failed to match the ranger with the Big Iron on his hip.

[@bionicleapple1254]

WAR? MAILMAN? LIKE- LIKE IN FALLOUT?????

[@bobrianfo104]

little did you know the prewar mailman was actually jamaican **Insert heavy metal theme about nihilism and being suicidal that randomly switches to upbeat marimba reggae one minute in to signify the character development and his secret love for jerk chicken**

[@Scatmanseth]

That can’t be a Guilty Gear character, I didn’t spot even a single reference to Queen.

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

that's only for sol badguy tho. he's a walking queen reference

[@Apotheosister]

​@@FunnyValentineRE4L Romeo and Delilah were named after Freddie Mercury's pet cats I believe. Only one I know off the top of my head, there's probably more.

[@yellow6572]

He’s literally named “Iron Maiden”

[@tttttttttttttttp12]

Forget about Queen, they don't even have one belt. Even Paracetamol has two belts on him ffs.

[@Necroxion]

He is literally named after Danzig and Iron Maiden

[@trxgreder]

inaccurate, jimmy doesnt have 136 moves

[@jamwrightiam]

Finally someone says it

[@undeniablySomeGuy]

most of which are just like slightly different normal kicks and punches, but you need to tie a knot with the control stick to execute them

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@undeniablySomeGuyand then there’s Triple Electric Wind God Foot.

[@Calmtimer]

​@@Aaa-vp6ug And it's just a Spin Kick

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@Calmtimer and the move named “Spin Kick” is actually Three kicks

[@Noseface]

"I hope you're ready for a knuckle sandwich" sounds exactly like something a Tekken character would say

[@sehtuk3953]

I swear Asuka says something really close to this in her Rage Art

[@NicoSleepyLeen]

It's pretty much Steve "wanna try me?"

[@Watburnt]

Pretty sure steve says that at some point

[@stanfordchang8978]

That’s either sonic the hedgehog or Steve fox there’s no in between

[@Urmrgay955]

Every tekken character has at least one move with a name something like "HYPER INFERNAL DEATH FIST" and the move is just a punch.

[@OccuredJakub12]

Literally EWGF

[@julioc.3158]

​@@OccuredJakub12 They really don't sugarcoat it huh?

[@lowresSandwich]

Meanwhile GG characters have something generic only for it to send your foe bouncing off of invisible walls on the screen like a fucking pinball

[@Charafromthehitgameundertale99]

@@lowresSandwich Slayer. You have just described slayer.

[@disrespect9376]

Electric wind god fist, spinning demon, literally any of kings moves, etc

[@Reckoner000]

When Guilty Gear characters become even slightly dull, Daisuke adds another batshit level of insanity to them. "Our ex-addict ninja is getting old. Let's have him try to become president of a country"

[@Iminsideyourwalls99]

And then he adds belts Even Paracelsus has 2-3 belts

[@ShibuNub3305]

*via colonization

[@Nehfarius]

Next game: "Our ex-addict political up-and-comer ninja's getting old. Let's have him SUCCEED at becoming president of a country!"

[@DiscoBolante]

For a guy who's getting old hes pretty hot. Hope I'm that handsome at his age.

[@DehydratedDarkness]

Of a kingdom. That enforces Japanese language. In Africa. Eastern Chipp Kingdom, specifically

[@PieIsGud2808]

My favourite part of this meme is that it was made before Testament was released for strive. They have a move called Unholy diver…

[@some_guy117]

Tekken be like: “Here’s a random man off the streets, he knows how to street fight, also he suplexed 4 elephants and punched a alien”

[@Ervonesque]

Minus the suplexing elephants and punching aliens part, that's literally Miguel.

[@JackgarPrime]

​@Ervonesque The punching aliens part is Paul. I also love how in story, Paul is this total rando goof who just happens to be the strongest guy in the world not named Mishima, and gives all of them a run for their money despite having no impact on the plot.

[@spooky6703]

@@JackgarPrime And his greatest rival is a grizzly that Heihachi taught martial arts to, after the bear's dad (also trained in martial arts) died

[@dopey473]

What's most accurate here is that N'zig's music references are almost entirely metal or heavier rock of some kind and then you just have Sting from The Police.

[@jasonfrancese8359]

“Like the guy.”

[@JackgarPrime]

Okay but what if it was Sting from WCW?

[@personname-fw9jq]

bro you forgot the tekken attack thats called eruption:demonic world sinking kick and its just a normal ass push kick but the screen zooms in when you use it

[@SmokingSkeletonWithFlower]

But it's on fire(don't ask when he learned fire magic, he don't know either)

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Tekken fighters in a nutshell: "Hey this is a guy who does Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and wears a regular gi" Okay- "His backstory is that he is a orphan Navy Seal who traines by wrestling boa constrictors in the amazon and he wants revenge on another character for being the ceo of a company that turned his baby brother into a cyborg mutant named 'JORGE'. Said CEO is not a main villain." What? "Oh and this is a kickboxer from Belgium." Oka- "They are the vice president and one of their favorite fastimes is roundhouse kicking formula race cars at mach speed and eating delicious waffles with lots of syrup." W...wha- "And this is Toby..." That... that is an alligator... "An alligator who knows Savate and has a family to feed and is fighting in the tournament to earn income.... His homeland is Florida, USA."

[@anotherdnb]

Genuinelly this

[@gannielukks1811]

JORGE is truly one the most powerful baby brazilian cyborgs out there

[@frustratedsquirrel]

I want an alligator Florida rep that's just a reskin of the kangaroos, now.

[@ZykonIGuess]

If Jimmy puts on a pair of Levi's, he instead enters a demon form

[@vladislavz1459]

jimmy is missing about 104 moves to be lore accurate tbh

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

You missed 4 zeroes

[@HeirofDacia]

Most of them being variations of that forward punch.

[@NallyNallyPlays]

Tekken movelist not containing 400+ moves split across 7 stances is absolutely inaccurate. Jab, jab but thrown while crouching, jab but aimed slightly at the gut, jab but thrown while standing from a crouch, jab but thrown from a shifted guard so it's actually more of a left straight and it's one frame slower and also has different frame data and properties. WHY YES IT'S ALL PERFORMED WITH THE SAME BUTTON, HOW'D YOU GUESS?

[@barryhanson1627]

My dumb ass interpreted "jab while thrown" as "jab when you don't tech a grab" like damn King counterplay goin hard and he still high-tier

[@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659]

Don't forget the jab that leads to 4 different stances based on what direction you input and said stances hyperfocus on a different limb

[@JackgarPrime]

Now imagine all that, with the same amount of moves, but with only a single punch button, a single kick button, and a block button, and you've got Virtua Fighter. Oh, and the timing and motion for moves is even more strict.

[@uuh4yj43]

​@@JackgarPrime virtua fighter movelists are goated, but they are even more jimmy in wrangler jeans-ass characters in that than in tekken.

[@max-potato-muncher]

Average Tekken roster: Angry Spaniard Hong Kong Cop A bear that knows Karate Taekwondo delinquent The Devil Karate man (the Devil's father) A bear that knows Kung Fu Lucha Libre Jaguar Mask Man Military-grade combat Robot Yoshimitsu

[@chrisrockett5897]

Yoshimitsu's just a genetically enhanced leader of a weird tribe of people.

[@jwithextrajj]

I'm just waiting for them to give me my damn Raptor back.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Some blue haired girl with a cool jacket that’s definitely not smaller Heihachi Mishima

[@bobrianfo104]

Tekken characters have 2000 moves each and they're all like: punch, slightly punchier punch, punch 2 inches to the right (sidestep punish), punch while slipping on a brown banana peel, a kick but performed with your fist instead (electric)...

[@azekia]

Then there's GOBSMACKED LIZARD BARRAGE or smth like that and it's literally just an uppercut that serves as combo starter

[@Paper_wait]

why is N'zig Ironmaiden wearing their jacket like a normal person instead of putting it on their shoulders and wearing it like a cape?

[@jasonfrancese8359]

N’zig only gets to do that upon becoming king of the entirety of Europe.

[@The_Pikaboi]

Only Slayers allowed to do that

[@JackgarPrime]

Because he's from XX and not Xrd or Strive.

[@NaraTh3]

The funniest part abt this is that Unholy Diver is, in fact a move in guilty gear

[@HeirofDacia]

The original drawing came out around one year before Strive, so it wasn't in the game at that time.

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Inaccurate, Jimmy should've had about 200 moves, 100 command chain grabs and also be the bastard son of Heihachi Mishima and also appear in Tekken 8 solely as Jin's cheerleading team

[@chrisrockett5897]

You must hate Lars, huh.

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@chrisrockett5897 he's like one of my mains, ironically enough

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

@@chrisrockett5897 then again, he doesn't even have that much moves or grabs too

[@chrisrockett5897]

@@NiCoNiCoNiCola Yeah.

[@labcoatgorilla6784]

Chipp Zanuff vs Terry Bogard

[@IslanderIsaac]

That's the wrong SNK character who's in Tekken

[@labcoatgorilla6784]

@@IslanderIsaac I mean yeah but Geese isn’t wearing wrangler jeans or doing normal punch 1.

[@just-mees]

King blizzard and the scizzored vissard is permanently part of my vocabulary

[@Gekiko7167]

It sounds like a small time cover band of King Gizzard ngl.

[@residentflamingo115]

Its all fun and games until jimmys lore is that he harbors an ancient demon within and he is the true villain somehow

[@Deluraba]

Tekken players deluding themselves into thinking that its the game with "normal" characters is so fucking funny

[@INTCUWUSIUA]

Tekken does have a lot of characters that outwardly look pretty normal but then they hit you with some utterly outlandish shit it also has characters that are just wierd from the getgo, but those seemingly normal oddballs are very characteristic of Tekken

[@MSCDonkeyKong]

Isn't that virtua fighter?

[@monadoboy8009]

Now we're not trying to say we have normal characters, but it's a hell of a lot more normal than whatever is going on with Zappa

[@pijamassauro]

I mean, I'm not saying Tekken is normal. I'm saying Leopaldon looks a bit out of place wrestling anything on tekken's roster.

[@seanr.6498]

The punchline was that Tekken characters are fucking weirdo freaks of nature, too.

[@icetide9411]

N'zig Ironmaiden having random words that somehow correlate to them is VERY Guilty Gear. I mean Asuka has words on his Not-Eye.

[@SmokingSkeletonWithFlower]

I still believe the reason guilty gear went from 2D to 3D is just for the designers to have an excuse to put the most amount of bullshit on a character without the animators killing them in their sleep.

[@elijaminwlc6079]

dont forget the tekken character has a move list 8 times longer for some reason

[@HeirofDacia]

25 times longer would be more accurate.

[@kaiser9598]

0:15 LOL, KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD

[@kentuckycryptid]

As a Guilty Gear fan, I would play the absolute shit out of N'zig Ironmaiden.

[@kassandra_sae4563]

Sting (like the guy) fucking killed me

[@LettuceTM]

I love how unholy diver is literally just one of testament’s moves too

[@darkmega97]

That tekken movelist is unrealistically short

[@GUNUFofficial]

Street fighter characters: Johnson, a random buff fighter from idk belgium or something, and he can fire a magic airblast for some odd reason and can do inhuman spin kick moves.

[@owlface5023]

Jimmy needs 172 more moves to be accurate

[@supersonic4863]

yo no way king blizzard & the scissored visard is my favorite band!

[@jusstyno]

KB and SV are my favourite albums

[@basicweeb4272]

G A M M A K N I F E

[@Gaminginvrrr]

wtf were they smoking when they made that name

[@supersonic4863]

@@Gaminginvrrr probably a lot, but the same is true for most of their songs. great band, very whacky. they do way too many music styles.

[@JordanHassallTV]

Jimmy looks kinda cute ngl ☺

[@tttttttttttttttp12]

There's no way that's a guilty gear character, they don't even have one belt.

[@yellow6572]

Guilty Gear main character: has killed his wife multiple times, now has a copy of her, he’s super powered and became a “gear”, he likes to ride around on his bike and his name is Sol Badguy Tekken main character: Kazuya Mishima born half demon/ has the “devil gen” which allows him to turn into a devil, was thrown off a cliff multiple times and has done so to other family members, VERY strained family ties, owns a zaibatsu which he took from his dad after killing him fr this time and his favorite Hobby is sneaker collecting Honestly you could almost put them in the same world and they would fit together.

[@umbralbushido8636]

You forgot to pentuple the movelist for the tekken character

[@chairedge]

I mean, Potemkin: Glue sniffing large man. Moves (that you need to know): Spine Crasher Harder Spine Crasher

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

+White Wild Assault

[@chara2038]

Oh yeah, because Tekken is very well known for having completely normal and straightforward characters Like Karate bears, boxing kangaroos, octopus ninjas and masked men who speak tiger.

[@アオインク-k6v]

Well that is way more straightforward than “Respected doctor turned murderer driven insane by a patient he couldn’t save only for it to be revealed she was killed by someone else because he knew the cure for death” or “drug addict turned ninja turned president of a country in Africa” or “Basically god driven insane by knowledge making everyone grow as people by making himself the villain.”

[@Necromitzu1]

To be fair, compared to anime fighters that's still pretty tame.

[@daddysaso]

@@Necromitzu1 this and the fact you still at least have a number of normal characters with realistic names and designs, meanwhile GG characters are all quirky af lmao

[@cosmic5665]

That's the other side of tekken characters

[@chara2038]

@@cosmic5665 Other side of what? Family who controls the world and make a habit to throw their members into cliffs/volcanos/space? Chinese martial artist who picks fights against thunderstorms? Blade if he was a ninja from Naruto? Idol girl who breakdances you to death? Or maybe one of the 4 robot people? Sure, Guilty Gear has much more over the top characters: Dandy Vampires -(he's back!!!)- , toon force surgeons, billiard playing and hair wielding assassins, Whatever the hell Bedman is... But it is disingenuous at best to say that Tekken characters are any close at being like "Jimmy" over there...

[@cardege1508]

You can tell op has a grudge against Steve

[@diegoxavier9107]

And there's some cute and softspoken housewife named Dizzy with unholy nuclear power

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

And an actual straight-up Bear that somehow temporarily became the CEO of a mega-corporation. And also sometimes fights like a person.

[@Attaxalotl]

As of Strive, Dizzy is now the Queen of England.

[@digitdog]

The difference between a fighting game, and a Metal album that comes with a fighting game

[@jolecaes2517]

I dont even know which side is which and i think its funnier that way

[@drakodemond2318]

And the you have KING a Mexican Wrestler wearing a Leopard Mask that only Roar and fold you like a Omelett and break every single bone of your body in One Long Grab combo-

[@chrisrockett5897]

Not just one, like 3 or 4.

[@christopherearth9714]

king found him mid comment

[@nowhere4243]

My favorite Guilty Gear characters are the ones that don’t have any actual connection to what happened previously but force you to reevaluate the setting solely because of what or who they are. Like the guy who just pulls up with an actual alien in his coffin.

[@longbeing]

A lot of characters are powerful because they’re gears or magic users, which makes sense with the story and worldbuilding. And then some people just have time powers, or a spirit dog, or a real alien, or a shadow demon, just for kicks, and I think that’s great.

[@alibekzholaman2923]

Then there's Johnny, who from what I've seen so far, is pretty much just rule of cool personified

[@heisj-bn1my]

​@@alibekzholaman2923Nah that's spot belong to Slayer

[@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659]

​@@heisj-bn1my"they act like 2 legends can't co-exsist"

[@nowhere4243]

@@longbeing It's the greatest

[@zrust451]

Jimmy also has a move the fans call "Staple Gun". Its name is completely different from the movelist for some reason, its actual name being "Jumping Back Roundhouse", but the fans swear up and down that the move is called "Staple Gun" in the old Tekken games. It is still "Jumping Back Roundhouse" in those old Tekken game movelists.

[@jamwrightiam]

Incorrect tekken at least takes 30min to list all of the moves (usually its 1 hour but you can speed it up)

[@RayleighUzumaki]

Dorya Dorya Dorya People have to undestand how pleasant it is to hear that

[@glorbojibbins2485]

Watch out for jimmy dude he's no joke

[@averagenecoarcfan]

this was a good excuse for the artist to make a fire ass character design

[@akiyama-gaming]

Jimmy also has a 9 part move that insta kills enemies with his blood stones

[@Maddox-k7p]

Should've used happy chaos and king, move list: gun and being a gay witch Move list: imma grab ya

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Potemkin: So we have the same kind of stand. (He’s also “imma grab ya”. He also has some anti-projectile tools to help with getting in)

[@MrAuthor3DS]

Mortal Kombat fighters - sorry, kombatants - have similarly extensive movelists nowadays.

[@pie8863]

Accidentally made Guile

[@SamFromSolitude]

Guilty Gear is the only franchise I can think of that makes Tekken look normal by comparison. However, Guilty Gear is severly lacking in boxing kangaroos. (Sadly Tekken is too these days...)

[@chrisrockett5897]

Guilty Gear's the only franchise to you? I dunno, there's Bloody Roar, almost every other anime fighter, Fighting Vipers/Fighters Megamix, etc.

[@jwithextrajj]

@@chrisrockett5897 The chances of us getting a new Bloody Roar are sadly zero, because Konami.

[@gannielukks1811]

Streets of Rage doesn't lack boxing kangaroos..

[@QBytesLocker-vb1gk]

Inaccurate, Tekken character movelist is less than 5 pages long.

[@Micha-Hil]

Jimmy is high-back tier but has a matchup against a low tier that completely invalidates his archetype so every Jimmy main gentlemans to only using the moves that don't fuck each other over

[@DraphEnjoyer]

Who could forget the classic Tekken character (Animal) wearing a hat

[@captainkawaii666]

I've never played either of these games but this makes me really want to play both of them

[@YouSoSpice]

wait till Jimmy gets Destructodisc

[@SincereSneakyy]

OMG this is a classic image I was so happy to see this on my homepage

[@juniorjunior5884]

Jimmy got that Paul strength.

[@brickpuncher1429]

Love how Ironmaiden is just a fuck ton of metal band references

[@KingMalaxis]

The character intros for both are so accurate it’s hilarious

[@psychromaniac3525]

Jimmy here doesn’t look like here’s here to throw down, he looks like he’s here for a job interview at Subway.

[@theman6422]

N’Zig’s lore would be like “He was the result of fifty war monsters imploding and destroying an entire town, leaving him as the result of the chaos” and his story mode is just him going to Bridget’s Birthday Party or something and somehow having to fight Nagoriyuki at the end

[@massgunner4152]

Did you just predict Jimmy from mouthwashing?

[@knvs2931]

I bet N'zig's autokill move is either summoning the devil himself and pulling the enemy down to hell with a one-liner like "Hey give father my regards will ya?", or just punching the enemy straight into disneyland to give them a heckin good time.

[@DrunkenCoward1]

God, I wish I were clever enough to write like that Guilty Gear character intro. I love goofy shit like this. Also, the move "Sting (like the guy)" is just Ironmaiden turning into Feyd-Rautha.

[@DrKurapikaIsDrowning]

KGatLW AND Guilty Gear?!? Woah

[@MultiZernez]

Tekken the type of game to introduce a complex multilayered character that’s a complete badass half demon cyborg and name him “Jeff”

[@S1eepy0w1]

You dare question the power of the mighty jimmy

[@firstcooommment3675]

HEY, you forgot to mention the level of COOL and SUAVE that Tekken characters bring. I mean look at Wang. They made him dropped out, instead of full and boring.

[@Kinomi144]

That's why I love guilty gear, name a character that doesn't have a belt (in strive)

[@Attaxalotl]

Ram Edit: Nope, she has belts now.

[@Kinomi144]

@@Attaxalotl a character without belts in guilty gear strive is bedman? Btw

[@Attaxalotl]

@@Kinomi144 Oh! neat!

[@Mike-official]

​@@Kinomi144look again, he has a belt on his side in the art

[@Kinomi144]

@@Mike-official yeah I think i see it, in his wrist

[@elgordobondiola]

NRS be like: this one too is a zoner. Street fighter be like: me like feet

[@RebelHeartVA]

Funnily, N'Zig probably is the most chill dude you've ever met, while Jimmy has probably commited more war crimes than any dictator in history (in the last week)

[@Fusion_Susan]

Honestly, Tekken character designs are actually so much more interesting than that! Although, I do get your point. But Tekken has a Silly Samurai, two literal BEARS, a lightning grandpa, a robot chainsaw angel, and that's just naming a few off the top of my head! I do however understand that in Guilty Gear, there is only like two characters that are even remotely generic. Meanwhile Tekken has a LOT.

[@subspacesausage5918]

Ive always thought modern tekken had a problem with art direction. Most characters feel like a jumble of unrelated ideas. For example, victor in t8 has a cool design but it feels like they couldnt decide if they wanted a no-nonsense special agent, an high tech ninja or a modern knight so they did all three so god forbid anyone checks his lore. Not to mention there is nothing unifying the cast beyond them looking vaguely semi-realistic.

[@gannielukks1811]

I like brazilian flag capoeira guy that punches and kickes brazilian flags

[@MinecraftBlackWolf]

That's inaccurate. The Tekken character wouldve have 60 things in his movelist as a minimum.

[@portalfreak7628]

Guilty Gear is buttrock incarnate and I fucking love it for that

[@Guirko]

Guilty Gear Strive 2: Do Your Best - Revengeful Vengeanator XYZrd 3.5: "Mankind knew they could not change society, and after blaming the beasts they also knew they could not blame the beasts. So instead of doing either of those they reflected on themselves, and then mankind knew they also could not blame themselves. And then they tried blaming a bunch of other stuff to see what sticks, kind of like throwing cooked spaghetti noodles at the wall to see if it's done cooking. Carbonara or Bolognese. Let's Rock!"

[@rhipeinik9375]

Where is the other 200 moves for Jimmy?

[@MondoJaeKusai]

Street Fighter Character: Some of the most FUCKED UP and UNREALSTIC body-dysphoria inducing proportions, I mean, Christ, just LOOK at those thunder thighs and those biceps, and don't get me started on Ryu's chest. BlazBlue: Either the most buxom character, or anime twink. There are a few outliers. KoF: Stupidly fashionable, probably wearing a leather jacket. Melty Blood: *Takashi Takeuchi.*

[@chrisrockett5897]

Hop off SF characters please.

[@MondoJaeKusai]

@@chrisrockett5897 I will NOT HOP OFF RYU'S MEAT

[@chrisrockett5897]

@@MondoJaeKusai That slander or is that praise?

[@edgargaebolg9307]

Melty Blood: buru nyuuuuh

[@joaquinvanhouten]

It's all fun and games until the dude named Jimmy has one punch with lightning

[@Haru-spicy]

Mortal Kombat characters: "just get me a handful of licensed characters from anything in the 90s that had gore in it"

[@8bitbreadbox]

"Unholy Diver" is an actual move in Guilty Gear used by Testament

[@ludwigvanmichael1183]

Tekken/Street Fighter Characters: I am a buff guy/gal who punches and/or kicks a lot! Guilty Gear Characters: *BED*

[@longbeing]

Listen, Bedman? is a great character in every way but on the tier list.

[@chrisrockett5897]

Alisa, Yoshimitsu, any of the other robots, Dr. Boscovich, literally any of the animals, literally any of the devils/angels, and Eliza want a talk, and that's JUST THE TEKKEN SIDE.

[@ludwigvanmichael1183]

@@chrisrockett5897 *BED*

[@anotherdnb]

​@@chrisrockett5897Ok but do they have a buff fucked up man who fights with a flag of his own country, thinks babies come from eyeballs and is canonically 5 years old?

[@korokseed1619]

⁠@@ludwigvanmichael1183why are you pretending like tekken characters are normal when shit like Roger and Kuma exists

[@hankflitz7409]

0:26 Why does Jimmy look like a hybrid mix of Yoshikage Kira and Donald Trump?

[@Mokujinko]

d2 - Quantum Drop (+2 on hit low) d2 CH - Quantum of Solace (a hit throw where he gives them a little hug and words of reassurance)

[@goose4989]

And they're both peak

[@WretchedRedoran]

Jimmy can do that stuff in Wrangler jeans because he wears them every day, and they've been broken in to become the most perfectly flexible pants to exist.