Guilty Gear Xrd Rev2 - Stimulating Fists of Annihilation Translation

[@EliTheGleason]

The fact that for Kum the robot is literally just malfunctioning and she doesn't know what's going on is perfect

[@-M_-]

Kum?!

[@sonataavalon6017]

@@-M_- Yes Kum

[@SporadicV2]

“Never seen this error before..?!”

[@lecorbak]

@@sonataavalon6017 kum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@STAROCiDE]

Kum is her last name. Haehyun is her given one.

[@ThomatoSauce]

This is how I chose to spend my time. Watching a video that has a slightly insane doctor giving a crazy cast of colorful characters the most violent prostate exam ever. I regret nothing.

[@MelonJuggalo]

I dont even play guilty gear. But somehow I feel like playing it now... cant figure out the reason why 🤔🤔🤔

[@virtueofsunlight1342]

Heck i got the game just so i could do this move... and still i find myself watching this video just because. I REGRET NOTHING!

[@ncrranger6327]

A colonoscopy I rather enjoy

[@eroalduin7305]

BEEBA WATASHI

[@BoneDaddy69420]

slightly.

[@Leffrey]

It’s canon, Faust’s fingering is a bigger threat than Dizzy’s gamma ray, since bedman actually reacts to the poke

[@choking1668]

I still question how Faust was even able to reach Bedman and do that… But then again it’s funny knowing that this man just ignores logic.

[@noobium5333]

@@choking1668 probably made a portal in his undies...

[@TheMike-tz2hj]

​@@noobium5333nah, with enough determination Faust just rams his fingers through the bed

[@JargonMadjin]

@@noobium5333 I have noticed that Faust doesn't quite comply with the laws of physics, he creates portals and seems to have superhuman elasticity on top of that

[@mattphyx]

​@@JargonMadjin in Strive he straight up can fly and teleports without opening any kind of portals, so atp he just makes up his own laws of physics

[@eldritchexploited5462]

I will never get over the fact that an impromptu rectal exam is an actual real move in a real fighting game

[@Ishmael_LCB]

I mean he's a doctor so he's oughta get to know their health and stuff

[@neinja66469]

Tbh I wouldn't mind it either Just put some lube on it 😂

[@sumnwayls]

EVEN FUNNIER, IT'S IN 2 FIGHTING GAMES NINJA STORM TOO

[@S4r0m]

​@@sumnwayls There's a video were a woman really used that move in a real street fight against a dude

[@batguy39]

Link the video mf

[@GabHowDoI]

Everybody: NOOOOOOO!!!! Raven: *N O T B A D*

[@subjectomega7606]

Faust seems to be enjoying himself, literally and figuratively

[@lightKyubi]

I-No : H A R D E R!!!!

[@ZetsubouGintama]

Undine seem to enjoy it while Dizzy was confused and Necro got PTSD from Dizzy and Ky's bed exercise.

[@brotheralaric7177]

@@lightKyubi from what i know about that character it seems she is quite a bad girl

[@vallgron]

Why does a oldman turn into a little girl though Guilty Gear is weird as shit

[@LoganLePage]

Everyone else is freaking out whole I-No and Raven are like "Hell yeah".

[@firepuppies4086]

I-No basically said harder... Or it was strong...

[@GiordanDiodato]

Raven is a sadomasochist and (quite literally) can't feel anything.

[@deddrz2549]

@@GiordanDiodato someone can't be a masochist if they can't feel anything, they have to feel the pain to get pleasure out of it.

[@GiordanDiodato]

@@deddrz2549 well he gets off to feeling it

[@terramerc733]

And milia

[@cactusmanofdestiny3708]

Axl Low: “Why does everyone treat me like a joke?” Also Axl Low: *“THIS CAN’T BECOME A HABIT...!”*

[@Benxall]

Ino pegs him

[@hetameme2697]

@@Benxall you didn't have to but you have, and now this image will never leave my mind

[@Benxall]

@@hetameme2697 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYvYg3SIrsigntk

[@nick-brothwood]

@@Benxall holup

[@darksquigglyboy]

@@Benxall Probably. I-nos a kinky bitch.

[@iwishiknewhowto1228]

Teleports Behind you "Nothing personal kid."

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

Injecting love-!

[@The_Vible]

*Personnel

[@aoao3340]

G-SPOTTO

[@chosebine2169]

"inverted fart noise"

[@Invizive]

>kid Oh no

[@ejpadilla4238]

Elphelt: “I’m not registered yet!” Hold up...

[@blindshotrandom9575]

EJ Padilla FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@keiztrat9109]

Could Just Be A Virgin.

[@Phi28]

What she probably meant was she's not married yet hence she has not officially registered

[@cannonfodder4000]

@@adamschneider587 lol it is funny tho

[@djhero0071]

If Wikipedia is anything to go by, it’s a thing beyond Japan. Taiwan, China, Mexico, Thailand and Korea apparently all have their own version of the kid prank. We just hear about it more in Japan because they feature it more in their pop culture (though I’d probably die if it showed up in a Spanish telenovela)

[@arthurryanorilla356]

1:18 "A new world is openning!" ..... portal to Assguard?

[@Mine_that_is_filled_with_salt]

BaDumTss

[@TheBelovedBun]

This comment killed me, my sense of humor is destroyed.

[@prestononuselogu9973]

Sick

[@nemosinparis]

Underrated

[@Lightmagician60]

Fan base: i can't wait to see this in strive Strive: removes move. Gives him "wheelchair to shin" move instead

[@ryoumakoushiro7447]

Least it's twice as painful I guess...?

[@Hedgee_]

“Prepare to loose your shins”

[@opo3628]

Yeah. It really sucks that they took away his signature special move. The wheelchair gag isn't nearly as funny.

[@kingkrispy5289]

at least they kept the funny faces That and you can actually use that super within a 30 feet radius of a child

[@Friendlybot9000]

@@opo3628 I think that’s because faust as a character is supposed to be a lot less funny in this one.

[@rilke5536]

0:31 "There is no God..."

[@Владислав-ы9м5у]

Every day we stray further from god.

[@redacted144]

Imagine get checked so hard, you start questioning higher existence

[@randomplayer7371]

@@redacted144 true

[@RaheemRollair]

God creates Man, Man Destroys God...

[@MilitaristTurkcu]

OH DAMN

[@Cizma77]

"I'm still just a pure maiden!" Not anymore you're not.

[@Mustafascerity]

Cizma77 the conclusion? Degenerate sodomy Is Degenerate. Leave Jam alone.

[@mojothemigo]

butt action doesn't count, ask the Greeks :p

[@sethleoric2598]

*i'm not registered yet*

[@suminaoshinjo6545]

Pomf

[@riderjustis3009]

Too much spice!

[@warsman777]

" *I'm well aquatinted with this* " Something tells me that this ISN'T Raven's first time

[@GiordanDiodato]

Considering he's a sadomasochist, probably not.

[@aras667]

Its probably because he literally tells you that isnt his first time

[@kitsunesden8085]

or last...

[@joehill4094]

Axl and Raven are the character, just from different times. So yeah this isn't his first time.

[@Aragoness]

@@joehill4094 Guilty Gear fans theorized that Raven was Axl. However, in the GG Memorial Book and in the Guilty Gear Codex, Ishiwatari stated that the fan theory was incorrect. While he denies the idea of Axl and Raven being the same, he has maintained that they are connected in some way.

[@nickbrothwood9903]

Love how undine took one for the team at 3:12, also necros's face lol

[@svartfrasr9755]

Undine: "GET DOWN YOUR HIGHNESS!!!" Necro: 0______0

[@nick-brothwood]

@@svartfrasr9755 I'm pretty sure Undine was like: SECRET SERVICE, GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!!!!

[@sandwich3770]

Reminds me of Brook

[@derrickdavis3888]

Welp... She lost her virginity man.... 😳😓

[@AusterLiteax]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@HellGod67]

2:55 I just cracked at that facial expression.

[@usboko73]

Rider: What happened?

[@muhammaddzakyhasyim549]

Looks like gen from dr stone

[@ismaelsampernavarro2429]

Me todo XD

[@larsnyman2455]

Hehe Kum

[@Selthir]

jam expression cracked me up XD

[@Gyrbae]

Faust was doing the cast a favor. Rectal examination is very important in finding diseases affecting the human body, and it could be a somewhat pricey procedure for those without proper insurance. For example, rectal and colon cancer can be discover through this, and be treatable if found in it's early stages. So do your bit and make an appointment with your doctor to get your anus checked. When it comes to your health, you don't want to.. half ass it. **this has been a public service announcement on behalf of butt doctors associated**

[@tahj420]

...

[@etaquince5220]

...

[@maxwellfury4245]

My man this is perfecto

[@TRZ99]

don't be so anal about it man

[@damiangracia8111]

...

[@WillRennar]

1:57 - Who knew Ramlethal could make _that_ noise?

[@luisgregoriopadilla9553]

NICE!

[@bluewolf7111]

The doujin artists knew all along

[@lunaria3710]

what a cute squeal

[@jacksonbowns1087]

I kinda feel bad for her, for some reason.

[@daniellemurnett2534]

@@jacksonbowns1087 You should. Ramlethal must be protected at all cost, and I'm pretty sure this is... If not the direct opposite of that, slightly to the left of directly opposite of that.

[@angelweon6125]

0:26 this scream was perfect

[@lancecurry7538]

*"GYAAAAAAAH!!!"* Sounds like Chika Fujiwara when she goes crazy.

[@ahegao7724]

Everyone:NOO DONT TOUCH MY ASS Raven: Real shit

[@hazamasan302]

I-no:yep real shit

[@SkullEater78]

I demand sauce for that cultured pfp

[@supereggnog8099]

@@SkullEater78 artist is takuji character is nico yazawa from love live

[@THESIXTHEGG]

@@supereggnog8099 FUCKING WHAT?

[@SkullEater78]

@@supereggnog8099 ty

[@chipslight738]

You know this is serious if even Necro is worried for Undyne.

[@MrDibara]

Chips Light That alone puts Faust into a whole other light. XD

[@nayhem]

A bit disappointed there wasn't one for each of them.

[@randomooferino2037]

Chips Light oof

[@firepuppies4086]

Chips Light ... Ya wonder if she tried to take Ky's first "Rising Force" to "protect" Dizzy

[@patcatzgames9792]

Even though both Necro and Undine always bicker....al8t

[@Jaded_Jinx]

I-No: I expected her to do that because it's the thumbnail Raven: Holy fuck, I was not prepared for him

[@LukeKarang]

Raven is one kinky fucker

[@LukeKarang]

Like canonically

[@usvplaylist8758]

Im aquainted with this?

[@maximumforce8275]

Jinx The Babe Cannon which ones raven?

[@D4ve793]

Da Humanoid 3:04

[@grilled777cheese3]

1:12 faust got some explaining to do 😏

[@kazutokirigaya4557]

Good spot

[@hegeliansours1312]

Male g-spot is in the arse, my dude

[@redflame300]

@@hegeliansours1312 explain deeper

[@nsdynamitekid]

@@redflame300 it’s your prostate

[@greyllw]

He's a doctor, and the g spot is a biological term

[@zenith1040]

“That cue isn’t tournament legal” was one of the greatest things in this video

[@jinhunterslay1638]

1:57 a surprisingly cute sounding voice o_O

[@roshenhaglensfield]

It's always the kuuderes man

[@Phantom_Gabriel]

Yeah it's sounds good... Alright that sounded weird haha what can say I've got a thing for dark skin anime girls (don't ask why)

[@roshenhaglensfield]

@@Phantom_Gabriel It's alright man, you can say it. In fact, I'll say it for you. *Ahem* Hentai

[@SomeRandomDude821]

@@roshenhaglensfield Now you have my attention. Do you have any good numbers?

[@luisgregoriopadilla9553]

NICE!

[@ERRORDownBad]

Nobody: The sound my Dead Cat makes every time when it’s 3 AM: 0:26

[@AniSepherd972]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Hold up.

[@rgc_80gmcannon67]

More like 0:34

[@GiordanDiodato]

>Dead cat excuse me, but what the fuck

[@kaisersoymilk6912]

plot twist: it's in his head.

[@JesuisArsenic]

"These foreigners are scary" 100% BRUH

[@HenSt-gz7qj]

well... those "foreigners" DID fucked up Japan hard, TWICE (the isolation era and the whole WW1~WW2 era).

[@adalsev8518]

@@HenSt-gz7qj Look on the bright side. Two nukes created anime. *And third can make it real.*

[@longwoolcoat2266]

In GG cannon the Japanese (like bainken) are almost extinct due to recial persecution.

[@Anomaly188]

@@longwoolcoat2266 No, Justice had the gears wreck Japan before the Crusades because their Ki harnessing abilities were deemed a threat.

[@thatsmokerwasme]

@@Anomaly188 Old comment but nope. That Man had justice blow it up to stop the Universal Will from coming into the world there.

[@Lock-n-Load1779]

This is a game where an ex-serial killer and unlicensed doctor performs the '1000 years of death' and the chacters comment with: "Im gonna explode!","G-SPOT!", "A full course...", "Not bad" and "There is no god."

[@el_gringo6416]

At least he doesn't do it with his scalpel like in previous games.

[@xone_mi]

@@el_gringo6416 what.

[@el_gringo6416]

@@xone_mi He had the same skill in GGX, X2 and Accent Core, but he used his scalpel instead of fingers. Shigekiteki Zetsumei Ken a. k. a. Scalpel Enema.

[@EripmavsDYraid]

​@@el_gringo6416 I wish I was the person getting hit by that.

[@GiordanDiodato]

@@el_gringo6416 oof, my ass just clenched thinking about it

[@microwavevibes5900]

3:03 *N O T B A D*

[@calvinchandra5759]

Kinda gae

[@mellowdium1334]

*I ' M W E L L A C Q U A I N T E D W I T H T H I S*

[@RaheemRollair]

*P A N Z E R*

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

O

[@diegofernandomichelazzogro7306]

Hes gae

[@fummaverda]

"Is This a new World?" *Dio Brando Intensifies*

[@KuroiHoshiV]

Also, the pose

[@GiordanDiodato]

A whole new world!

[@legendarydigitize2523]

DVORAK

[@Spiritsteel8]

Wrrrrryyyyyyyyy!!!!

[@kamchatmonk]

IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?!!

[@JoninJordan]

3:27 The sound of, and look on Answer's face wounds me everytime.

[@mustysmells817]

Just realized it's a doraemon reference

[@YanYanicantbelievethistakenffs]

I love how pissed off the ones before this one looks. So this one finishes me off easily

[@Zed-97]

MMMMMMMMM

[@Dastankbeets9486]

Hes probably on a business call too

[@alexseley1839]

Me too,man

[@jair1148]

I love how the second guy says “in this world there’s much to discover” taking it like a champ

[@maninthechair6033]

That's ky kiske and he practically got horny over his wife almost nuking him

[@DiskRan0]

KY is definitely a submissive boyfriend

[@ThePersonWhoAsked69420]

@@DiskRan0not my type of males (I’m a straight man btw)

[@EnoEso]

@@DiskRan0 and like three times as much in xrd, bro became so gay for a single game and then went back to being... well yeah still gay but with shorter hair

[@Rosa-he6xb]

Ky discovered something new he would like Dizzy to try on him lol

[@sadvec6328]

Everyone: Gets really anoyed with this attack I-NO: I see this as an absolute win

[@thesgscout6112]

Raven see this is absolute win too

[@fadlanal-amsi9839]

Reee

[@stephensmith7327]

Millia finds it inappropriate, but does blush

[@gbaex413]

Raven: Ho-ho

[@mychaeljones7526]

I-No: SHE FOR THE STREETS

[@john-gh5yo]

3:20 best face ever

[@redddrago5198]

A B S O L U T E L Y D I S G U S T I N G

[@aweragedealsenjoyer1479]

3:27 better

[@KaguraHibachi]

@@aweragedealsenjoyer1479 Eh, Baiken, Johnny, Raven, Bedman, Ky's voicelines, I-No's voicelines, and Elphelt got me to laugh, Answer is literally one of the worst ones, didn't make me chuckle and the voicelines weren't funny, he looks sick not surprised, shocked, or liking it, Baiken has the best face, it just looks disgusting

[@aweragedealsenjoyer1479]

@@KaguraHibachi i dead on answer face, also Chipp and raven was great

[@dr.awkward9811]

I think Jam's is funnier.

[@SuperLlama42]

It's so hard Bedman feels it through his bed.

[@adamdobry5517]

just like with kum

[@virtueofsunlight1342]

The power of adulthood!

[@russelllim4891]

"He's not shooting blanks"

[@unidino8963]

​@@russelllim4891real asf.

[@morenothetacobro1731]

Alternate title: Faust awakens something in 90% of the roster

[@muhammadnaufalw1822]

0:33 My friend : i thought you're watching guilty gear videos Me : i am

[@lykos2327]

*knock* *knock* *knock*

[@Sleepyhead156]

@@lykos2327 (in a muffled voice) wanna sprite cranberry?

[@ravelinoadityaa.k.amasamun7721]

@@Sleepyhead156 no thanks but is that hentai???

[@FirengeI]

2:07 I love how it sounds like Sin's voice actor is gradually moving his mounth away from the recording mic xD

[@LemonMelonShork]

He rollin' away with the office chair

[@kingkrispy5289]

fuckin voice fading

[@vector_619]

Hmm is his VA the same as kaidou? He sounds familiar

[@LowIntSpecimen]

his soul left his body

[@EJPBDK]

I love how almost every character shout their safe words.

[@SunsetCompass]

Is no one going to mention how Answer had to TAKE THAT WHILE SPEAKING ON THE PHONE??? He's absolutely legendary, ger yourself an employee THAT good

[@error404channelnotfound7]

Imagine being the other person on the line and hearing:"Gimme a minute, I'm fighting this crazy retired doc-HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG"

[@SolarMonolith206]

@@TyrannicalUser There's already a Johnny in GG, and he's a lady killer as well. This town ain't big enough for the two of em.

[@kiracomfortinghishomie8351]

15% of the damage dealt by the attack is the fingers. The other 85% is for the humilliation.

[@ThePersonWhoAsked69420]

Idc if it’s embarrassing I still want it

[@ROYEWITHNOE]

@@ThePersonWhoAsked69420HUH?

[@ThePersonWhoAsked69420]

@@ROYEWITHNOE I said nothing

[@ROYEWITHNOE]

@@ThePersonWhoAsked69420 Are you Raven

[@ThePersonWhoAsked69420]

@@ROYEWITHNOE maybe

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

GEE SPOTU!

[@legendarydigitize2523]

The profile pic is too suitable for your comment XDDDD

[@mahogany7712]

Look's like Fate has Brought us to see each other again

[@tastedivinefury2198]

Pajamapants Jack wait is Faust gay....👀👀👀👀👀

[@fuckitweball77]

Sydney is that you!?!?

[@kurtryangiangan]

SHAMEFUL PARADISE

[@Randomerr0r]

Me: I need an Adult Faust: I am an adult

[@connormclernon26]

You: I need a better adult

[@Randomerr0r]

@Jack DeSilver Faust: Medically, I am an adult

[@shinkiro403]

Answer: Compliance! Faust: Y O U R C O M P L I A N C E I S N' T A F A C T O R

[@NanaOfTheMonsters]

Me: *is an adult* Me: I need an adult! Faust: I am an adult!

[@prestononuselogu9973]

@@shinkiro403 ha

[@jojogacha974]

I love how with dizzy it’s her mercy side and the murder side is like “ok I might kill people but bro. That’s fucked up”

[@EnvyMizuhashi]

One of the best lines is exclusive to the SIGN dub. Slayer: *MY ONE WEAKNESS?!?!?!*

[@TheMoonHut]

Agreed. That move is definitely the best part of the dub, at least I think so!

[@GiordanDiodato]

"Injecting love!"

[@53Spawn]

The dub made this attack landing infinitely better imo. And is one reason Ill never let Sign leave my side.

[@redgrave4492]

I hope they try to dub the one coming in 2020

[@JonathanRiverafrickinnice555]

I had no idea, that's amazing.

[@l1ghtd3m0n3]

Ky: “Stimulation” Ky gets pegged by Dizzy confirmed

[@nick-brothwood]

I mean she has a tail

[@TheNapster153]

@@nick-brothwood Someone did mentioned that Dizzy was missing her counterbalance(she apparently has Justice's pose). Then someone replied that ut under Ky's bed for some reason.

[@GiordanDiodato]

@@nick-brothwood I can see it now Ky: So... what dat tail do? Dizzy: You'll see...

[@nick-brothwood]

@@GiordanDiodato proceeds to transform her tail into a mouth all before eating out his ass.

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

well, i'm sorry to say, but he said that he has much more to discover in this world, meaning that this is a new experience for him

[@nomukun1138]

1:35 Thank you for that extremely helpful translator's note.

[@vanguarddawn]

From everything I've seen from Guilty Gear, that's literally the best explanation of "Dandyism" we get. Dandyism is... dandyism. It's exactly that. Nobody knows what it means, but various characters follow it like doctrine.

[@UncleMerlin]

​@@vanguarddawndandyism is a real concept from the 19th century

[@mokaza40]

I-NO is like "after the fight okay, it's not time yet" And Raven is like "hey, it's Saturday already?"

[@poisonmushroomgaming1227]

Saturday already lol

[@MagikalKrabical]

Raven's the type of person to hear "punch you to next Sunday" and get excited because it's Sunday pegday

[@crystalraider5785]

1:29 *REFEREE, WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?!*

[@porplehooze2103]

CrystalRaider at Venom’s weird ass hair

[@riderjustis3009]

Me 2

[@NoirLouisStream]

Porple Hooze when the hair is up “Oh no he is hot!”

[@spacenaves]

love how that seems to be his only concern

[@l.a.g3098]

0:20 "In this world... I still have much to discover." *Ky, explain yourself.*

[@ventusse]

Dizzy's tail has to do something y'know

[@pedroian5964]

Ramlethal: A being made solely for destruction and chaos, with no real emotions or thought of her own for the most part Also Ramlethal: 1:57

[@JargonMadjin]

Sol was helping her learn about emotions, I expect her to start asking him questions after this one

[@lancecurry7538]

"Haaah~?"

[@dawrench53]

Uaaaaa〜

[@MeatbagSlayer]

Poor girl fucking blue screened.

[@lancecurry7538]

I wish I could tell you what she says after that... umm..."distressed squeak".

[@Hi-Im-Gib]

I like how Faust, I-no and Raven were all. "I like this" Then there's Millia trying to deny she liked it.

[@spacenaves]

not to mention Ky and Bedman 'discovering new possibilities' and Venom being concerned only about people watching

[@onyxsylvian]

Johnny: I'm... Normal!

[@ugjibii1155]

0:46 where have i heard that voice before...

[@cutecatsara123]

Disappointment's Games It's him. DIO.

[@kyleguajardo]

A new ZA WARUDO!! is opening

[@Christin-Eleven]

Wait! He is Dio?!?

[@IronHawk96]

KONO DIO DA

[@pututunik8748]

@@Christin-Eleven DIO va

[@iota-09]

1:09 Oh c'mon chipp, everyone knows proctoscopy is a perfectly legal medical operation.

[@GiordanDiodato]

actually he says "MY ASS!!" uploader mistranslated it.

[@FlyShyGuy007]

Kakashi Sensei would be proud

[@sylvierose2799]

Joseph Cureton well, It is a VERY old japanese joke

[@CardinalKid87]

1000 years of death

[@porcyallama4876]

Joseph Cureton true XD

[@grizzykuma5246]

I was hunting for a kakashi comment 🤣

[@Toxin_Glitch]

_You have much to learn Naruto..._

[@MagicalGirlContractor]

fucking Leos had me crying cuz to me it seemed like he was way more concerned with anyone finding out than stopping faust

[@spacenaves]

Venom even more so lol

[@TheDragonLord12341]

0:46 when you discover a new kink

[@haqeeqee]

0:28 “Gomen-ne Johnny!!!”

[@ADTribalChild]

Wait a tick... Zeno?

[@crpineo]

From what I can vaguely recall from things I may have overheard while passing by, May, and pretty much all the other little girls on her crew, all have a crush on Johnny It's not really something that I felt should be looked into

[@Discoveryman29]

@@crpineo as far as i remember all the girl on johnny' ship are orphan and are named after months from jan to December with may being a huge simp for him but too young for him anyway

[@crpineo]

@@Discoveryman29 none of which really contradicts what I said, but the chances that all the girls had month names...something is somewhat suspicious there...

[@Mecha_Marv]

@@crpineo lorewise he gave them their names by the month he adopted them.

[@fenris5932]

The fact that about 1/3 of this cast is begrudgingly down with this and Ky fucking Kiske is one of them is why Guilty Gear has one of the best casts in all fighting games

[@Sparking_Ram]

Dizzy pegs Ky, no changing my mind.

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@Sparking_Ram well, i'm sorry to say, but he said that he has much more to discover in this world, meaning that this is a new experience for him

[@Mr.Potato2900]

@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 that just means dizzy has yet to peg ky They are married, their still chances

[@hamjuice345]

@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 he and dizzy later had a talk, then..

[@bubalackgaming8892]

@@Sparking_Ram What do you think her tail is for my guy

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

Most fighters: *_N O_* Raven, I-NO, Faust: *_Y E S_* Ramlethal, Haehyun: w h a t Ky: *_M A Y B E_*

[@MeatbagSlayer]

Ky: This better not awaken anything in me...ah fuck...

[@MrXiammet]

​@@MeatbagSlayer Same for Axl

[@strawberry_orchiid]

KY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY *M A Y B E* ????????

[@fabianoalexandre1720]

3:25 "These foreigners are scary" lol

[@demochris1786]

Well she's from Japan and never explored anywhere else for as i remembered since plaster old guilty gear

[@SuperLlama42]

@@demochris1786 She's been out of the Japanese colonies for at least 6 years.

[@demochris1786]

@@SuperLlama42 really?

[@SuperLlama42]

@@demochris1786 Six years have passed in-between the original game and Xrd.

[@professionaltrashcan6758]

Can we talk about her facial expression though?

[@medhathobo]

That's hilarious that Undyne is the one who gets hit in Dizzy's animation. Makes sense but damn I didn't expect it.

[@firepuppies4086]

A buck says she tested Ky out first

[@munithekid3496]

This could be perfectly the name of a series "Stimulating fists of annihilation: Opening of an obscure world"

[@MrDibara]

Sounds like something Kakashi-sensei would read. XP

[@furqonaffandi747]

Sounds like Noble Phantasm

[@ShadowxDark87]

Sounds like a Fate NP

[@NguyenHoang-mo7hs]

3:00 When Kum is hit, the warning is Ey-ro in Korean, which probably means Error, but the note in English below is Emergency.

[@naverick22]

Of all who had to enjoy it (normally), why was it Millia. Also ironically, Answer had the most appropriate reaction.

[@nicogaiden1498]

WalŦz She's very serious and straightforward, usually those are the ones who are pent up sexually.

[@patcatzgames9792]

for me Johnny's face is so funny cuz of the evil chin meme

[@legendarydigitize2523]

Nico Gaiden I hate it when you are right about this XDDD I cant help but agree

[@patcatzgames9792]

@@legendarydigitize2523 while Jam's face os straight out a JJBA reference

[@supremecaffeine2633]

What about Undine? Not even Necro knew she was into anal.

[@SethValentine100]

Faust is best joke character. Prove me wrong.

[@SethValentine100]

Javier Reyes Agreed

[@legendarydigitize2523]

I WAS going to say deadpool But nevermind

[@legendarydigitize2523]

Or aoyama yuga from bnha But also nevermind

[@GabrielSantana-xo9gx]

Dan the man Fight me

[@Christin-Eleven]

Kakashi in disguise! 😂

[@trystanoliver4581]

Johnny and Baiken's faces are pure gold.

[@AquaticLotus7552]

Can't wait to photo copy them into something random and in the backround

[@Redfire085]

I personally loved Zato's face

[@GiordanDiodato]

I dunno, Jam's face was priceless

[@LemonMelonShork]

I posted a Picture of Baiken's face on Google+ and it's getting some +s and comments.

[@iota-09]

But have you seen sin's post-attack sprite?

[@alangator4744]

Faust is simply a blessing to this game

[@kaiser8773]

Never change Faust...never change

[@1998jroy]

Hmmmmm

[@IronHawk96]

This comment didn't age well

[@thetoymaker1353]

@@IronHawk96 I love the creepy doctor too... Allthough ı am not into this franchise for years so ı cant understand OG players but... I this too.

[@daneverharen1694]

Faust then proceeded to change

[@kaen0m0re]

on god they will bring this back in the next game on GOD

[@solblackguy]

Ky low-key liked it

[@cryothepunching-bag7917]

Low-key? dude he loved it

[@mahiru20ten]

*Low-Ky

[@Akay4444444444444444]

Ky now has something to ask Dizzy to try with her tail

[@LazyPirate8]

Badam tis

[@kiykno]

This is literally the first video i've seen about guilty gear, and i tell you, 1:50 i thought this lad was a granny.

[@erizoh]

That's it, bedman is an old grandmother, and no one can make me think otherwise

[@sonisayz5085]

Same bro

[@MagikalKrabical]

Bedma

[@julz19]

the love and care the devs put into this franchise man. Artisinal!

[@ventusse]

You know what they say: art is anal

[@CheeboRat]

3:04 not bad

[@eldiosvivi3229]

Hahahahha the best one xD

[@replays-xs8ln]

Me: what the f-

[@Benito675]

Btw, Panzer is not only the German word for armored, but also for tank (as in the war vehicle). Considering Raven's past, he's excited because Faust's "exam" felt like a Tank shot up his Ass

[@DarthWall275]

Raven: "I'm well acquainted with this!" 😲

[@NoirLouisStream]

My favourite is when Answer says drastic in monotone while his face struggles to be straight. That’s what president chief of staff should be capable of. Now please make a test to select chief of staff based on this standard.

[@patcatzgames9792]

Mine's Johnny doing the Joey Wheeler meme face and Jam's face contorting to look like a shocked expression in a JJBA manga

[@disgal6235]

Just Hearing him say "Drastic!" In that tone, compared to him going *"H M M M M M M M"* just got me well

[@edef1244]

1:12 the whiplash of seeing the way he becomes in strive, and then being met with this

[@Quazawe]

GEE SPOTTO

[@underplague6344]

What depression (and getting your soul ripped out too i guess) does to a man

[@ocean_booi]

0:45 I know that voice where ever I hear it, *DIO!*

[@jeboss2714]

IS FUCKING DIO

[@DarrylWhiteYT]

Also 2:21 is Speedwagon

[@titanium6737]

Is this a JoJo reference!!!1!1!??1!!1?

[@dylndaviln3091]

@@DarrylWhiteYT THATS why he sounded so familiar

[@Zenythft]

"is this the new world" NEW THE WORLD?! WHERE

[@ryujin9727]

*How it feels to chew five gums* Stimulate your senses.

[@LemonMelonShork]

How it'll feel to chew *F I V E* gum... *3:19* New *F I V E* gum. Experience can vary.

[@IDESTROYER236]

Something else got stimulated.

[@tazmania7785]

"These foreigners are scary" -Baiken 2:18 That's what she literally said lmao 😂😂😂

[@rico-fs1cr]

Japan is known for it's introverted culture.

[@kingofroses302]

"These white folk are dangerous"

[@lancecurry7538]

*ELPHELT:* I...! I'm going to explode!

[@Loispealz34]

Dizzy is so pure, we got undine taking one for the team

[@imscaredofcommunism4837]

Bruh today I picked Faust against my 11 year old sister and acidentally did this move in the midle of a combo. It was a finishing move too. She was speechless. Edit: Me: Oh wow I forgot I commented here. That's a lot of likes! I wonder what the replies say... Replies: Me:🤨📷 Edit2:GUYS I *DID NOT* DO THIS IRL Edit3:guys please stop... Edit4:Guys I have decided to check out this comment every now and then to see what my sus level is

[@golem9971]

What a madlad

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

I accidentally did this irl, they were also speechless.

[@UncleAsmos2005]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 HOL' UP

[@butterflyenjoyer230]

@@UncleAsmos2005 WAIT A MINUTE

[@matiasfpm]

BRUHH moment 😁😂

[@MappyTheSquire]

Raven: "I'm well acquainted with this." Me: ... Oh... OH. OOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO

[@Lenoh]

He probably doesn't even use lube because the pain turns him on. Sleep well >;D

[@MappyTheSquire]

Lenoh dude same

[@zwreida234]

i assume that's meant to be in relation to the giant metal spike penetrating his face

[@Lenoh]

@Dehkriel: When Venom has an "Only HE can touch me there!" in Guilty Gear X, there's precedence for Raven to be a cock-hungry bottom.

[@TheMoonHut]

Is it really at all surprising, though?

[@SkullEater78]

0:33 I had to be punished for watching this without earphones

[@maniacaal]

Why would you even consider watching a Japanese voice acted fighting game video, specifically one about getting a finger jabbed up someone's posterior, without headphones?

[@AquaAF]

@@maniacaal I just so happened to play it on speakers...

[@usboko73]

You're ok over there?

[@spacemarine6212]

I love Raven's reaction to the impromptu prostate exam. Cause you know damn well he studied and is getting an A on the test.

[@Thentavius]

It took me a while to realize Chipp was saying "O-KETSUHO-RU" the whole time. So he's screaming "MY ASS!", not "THIS ISN'T LEGAL!".

[@redneckedcrake7059]

Hey, thanks for the correction.

[@otakuthegreat]

Knew it cause chipp is the Tunde ninja so... Yeah

[@LuluBanzai]

my asshole*

[@bluewolf7111]

I knew a couple of these seemed off

[@yminkai]

can never trust these fucking translators to get shit correct

[@n.b.m2017]

This man had his fingers in the whole roster.

[@m4y013]

Even himself

[@Marcusvermeio]

May says: "Sorry Johhny"

[@blitz-frenchman663]

No wonder she's so afraid of baldies.

[@caranostalgico9249]

You thought it would be Johnny, but it was I... Faust!

[@annoying_HK_guy]

@@caranostalgico9249 Which is funny that Dio VA voice Zato XD

[@caranostalgico9249]

@@annoying_HK_guy Lol, really?! Dio is in the game? Damn it, if only he was performing the technique that would be sweet...

[@zeywop]

my absolute favorite moments are 1:06 and ky's "i have much to discover in this world.." . i also really like May's "there is no god...", Sin's "this is what it's like in the city?!" and Answer's "COMPLIANCE!"

[@londoncastillo3086]

0:53 IS THAT DIO'S VOICE ACTOR

[@TheSpitefulSword]

Yup

[@conntoons_4848]

MASAKA

[@johnroche]

Yeah, I believe he's been voicing Zato/Eddie (the shadow parasite) since Guilty Gear XX.

[@datlikj]

@@johnroche He also is a VA of Shingo from King of Fighters

[@severteran9897]

@@johnroche Dio is everywhere if you look hard enough in Japan. I mean EVERYWHERE kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5TUoWaNYsdkaM0

[@shim2822]

"Th-That button...!" Wait, there is a button here? "Power supply failure" Oh...

[@ShinKyuubi]

Why did she build her human mech like that is the more important question.

[@onyxsylvian]

@@ShinKyuubi I think it's best we don't know.

[@weabooheaboo1198]

@@ShinKyuubi Well its hidden pretty well actually

[@vincentpey3929]

@@weabooheaboo1198 she probably didnt expect anyone would ever find it there but she didnt acount for fausts crazyness

[@palindinX]

"G-spot!!!" I'm *dying!* XD

[@dedfoker]

palindinX p-spot to be more accurate.

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

@@yassinbennasser2994 Dude, he meant the prostate. Prostate orgasms are allegedly much better than regular orgasms. That, along with sadomasochism, is the reason why some guys are into their gf pegging them

[@skyblade7438]

Faust is actually one of the only characters to just go with it.

[@Maxler5795]

i love how they grabbed the idea of answer always being on the phone and ran with it

[@nick-brothwood]

Undine: taking one for the team. Dizzy: huh? Necro: DAFUQ?!

[@tcchip]

Well in past games Dizzy would literally bend over for Faust when she gets hit.

[@nick-brothwood]

@@tcchip HOLUP

[@GiordanDiodato]

@@tcchip Dizzy is only 8 years old, after all

[@nick-brothwood]

@@GiordanDiodato HOLUP!

[@LuisLopez-zh9kh]

Who knew Raven was into that sort of dirty play.

[@Brorrowind]

He's a masochist afterall

[@mdalsted]

+Brorrowind Perhaps the *ultimate* masochist. His only competition -- as far as I know -- is Ryona from Senran Kagura, and if he has anything on her, it's that he's immortal and thus could live through, well, everything.

[@NoirLouisStream]

Martin D. His instant kill basically a suicide bombing where in the end he rises from his own ashes.

[@MrDibara]

Luis Lopez Be honest, is that really a surprise? XD

[@Ken-qo4jd]

The question is... is Panzer his safeword? XD

[@Mectro15]

May: There is no God! Me: LMAO THAT'S FUNNY

[@reloadpsi]

Mectro15 One of the best ones by far.

[@MTdaBlacking]

The pain in the ass must be intense for that girl to stop believing in a higher power...

[@dastanbastan9621]

Extreme - There Is No God. Another music reference, basically. Maybe.

[@MrDibara]

Dastan Bastan Key word, "maybe". XD

[@ryanryan4223]

punny

[@AmateurAnimations65]

90% of the roster: No, don't do it! No... Please... No that's not good! I'm a virgin...! Raven: Joke's on you I'm into that shit!

[@deadlysword1000]

I-no: HARDER DADDY!!

[@ironmaster6496]

Slayer turns into Devilman XD

[@yeeelai4813]

1:57 影片的兩個美好重點 0:33

[@cartoonfantasy4541]

Bruh

[@JohnDoe-xy5qh]

Bruh

[@boi153]

Bruh

[@ShrympyRS]

I don't speak your language but I think I can understand you.

[@hendreor.m6685]

@@ShrympyRS it's the language that all of us can undestand

[@john1120]

I-no: "Adult Time?!" 😱 lol.

[@jedgianpaulorosario6385]

john1120 i will do it irl when i see a girl....a cute one

[@GiordanDiodato]

I dunno, I think "Fortissimo!" is funnier.

[@omegalavender]

I’m dead! ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@legendarydigitize2523]

XDD I-no so kinky lol

[@PeachDragon_]

@@GiordanDiodato since frotissimo means super-strong or really powerful in Italian it's even funnier.

[@Dastankbeets9486]

3:19 obviously the best

[@N1M2077]

I hate celeste