GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS SUCK NOW

[@GradeAUnderA]

This video got immediately demonetised again. Lovely. KZbin is like a gf I cheated on and I have to prove to her that I'm worth her love again. Help me win her back by GIVING THIS VIDEO A THUMBS UP. Thanks everyone. See you in 1-2 weeks for boxing video, and *possibly* another one I'm gonna try n squeeze in.

[@chlorhexidine2506]

lovely

[@sonicmaster206]

Grade, how big is your chin?

[@RMoedoe]

1-2 weeks MORE LIKE 1-2 MONTHS GRADE Seriously though mate huge fan of your videos keep it up yeh m8

[@riz9310]

Bun KZbin. Grades the 🐐

[@honaiseek]

🐐

[@theCodyReeder]

And then when you submit an actually good idea their "team of experts" rejects it because they don't think it requires skill. SMH

[@w4976.]

No

[@Minurz]

Seriously though, they told me that "most cheerios balanced on my cock" was "inappropriate" and "childish", like come on, Guinness!

[@theCodyReeder]

@@w4976. ok

[@sladeswanson1013]

Damn never thought Mr. science man him self would watch grade of all people

[@occamschainsaw3450]

And the world’s longest hair and biggest tiddies apparently does

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

The fact Grade still edits his videos like it's 2008 deserves respect

[@theumbrellacorporation1523]

Agreed. Great job on him for maintaining the simplicity and charm.

[@xchronox0]

Even uploading in 480p like a champ

[@neringalukoseviciute1787]

Even has the 2009 humor and offensiveness which I find as a perfect time capsule

[@cradica]

That's when I was 5

[@aaronlaluzerne6639]

​@@neringalukoseviciute1787 It be better if he didn't bleep out half of his sentences.

[@felixfourcolor]

Guinness's business model used to be selling the books, so they were incentivized to keep the categories interesting otherwise the books wouldn't sell. But because of the internet nobody buys those books anymore, so Guinness had to shift strategies. Now their business model is taking application fees from people who want to get famous, they can go up to tens of thousands of dollars depending on the category. No wonder why the new records are shit.

[@seanlux2214]

They probably have to make them really weird to keep the attention of the Gen Alpha iPhone zombies. 😔

[@whatsittoya3770]

​@@seanlux2214 nevermind the boomers sitting day and night in front of a slot machine 😂

[@arcturuslight_]

That also created a problem that I am really surprised Grade haven't talked about - some records being pay to win. Some of the already existing obscure categories are fairly easy for a normal person to beat, but the application fee is not worth it, so the entire record is about who is the last one to buy it.

[@NateS917]

Ok but are we really gonna ignore how he said being the fattest person alive is a genuine accomplishment

[@alphabetSpaghetti-u9l]

@@NateS917 it was probably a joke

[@richardunicorn7879]

A friend of mine holds the Guinness World Record for longest career as a gravedigger (72 yrs) and when he started his job, it was settled with a handshake not paperwork, and Guinness wouldn't accept that, they needed a document to prove it, so my friend's brother, who was about 12 at the time my friend started, had to sign a paper saying he was there when it all began. It was the biggest pain in the ass for him to get in the book, but its pretty cool for everyone who knows him.

[@strangerontheinternet7358]

allen mccloskey?

[@richardunicorn7879]

@@strangerontheinternet7358 Yes sir, that's him

[@dungww2006]

You friend is 72? How fucking old are you dude?

[@joelbryan6275]

@@strangerontheinternet7358ya must be

[@gamerlegend3059]

This channel has the world record for most measured up upload schedule

[@LadiesMan217.0]

Grade is like that one homie who doesn't have any social interactions whatsoever for months, but once in a blue moon he hits you up and the both of you casually talk as if nothing has happened.

[@jennaortega493]

i have a friend like that i havent talked to him in like 3 months and now he hit me up and wants to hang out

[@vstormfelt5329]

That friend is probably neurospicy - we experience time and therefore friendships differently. So we "pick up where we left off" because friendships don't degrade for us. Y'all just as important to us as the last time we saw you no matter how much time has passed.

[@ripoutyourintestines5099]

I am that friend. It gets a bit lonely but I prefer just chilling in my room going to the gym etc

[@cindrblok7948]

then yall have deep philosophical discussions on the nature of mankind and what it means to be a human. and then he disappears for another 6 months

[@AcshualSnotski]

@@vstormfelt5329 Or maybe that friend is just a lazy sack that can't be bothered to call. I love how in 2024 we have a million different "neurodivergences" to explain personal shortcomings and abhorrent behavior.

[@NicoThefourth]

I guess bro wasn't joking about coming back

[@jordanjames9781]

Don't jinx it dude lol I'm so happy master Grade has returned 😊

[@krrombopulos1618]

​@jollywoodtrauncles233I was just going to say the same thing not until I get a consistent upload of 10-15 vids I'm not keeping my hopes up for anything

[@solidskullz5736]

We are so fucking back

[@bizganurazvan1457]

Im so glad he came back

[@dampking]

@jollywoodtrauncles233but he’s not doing that this time. Hes gonna be posting weekly for a while

[@mxgn0lia694]

crazy how there are youtubers with 10s of millions of followers who can leave for a few months and not even get 40k views but grade leaves for years and still pulls 500k+

[@macrockk4641]

Quality is everything that matters

[@icey2203]

He’s a fuckin goat that’s why

[@elgestrazoer2833]

Grade is like good wine. Never goes out of style.

[@destroyerofmorons]

Who Name one KZbinr that 10 million subs that gets anything less than 100k views

[@mxgn0lia694]

@@destroyerofmorons skydoesminecraft

[@guinnessworldrecords]

We've always chronicled all kinds of fun human endeavour, no matter how unusual - as well as the more 'serious' stuff. Some examples from our first edition in 1955: a record for the longest time keeping a smoking pipes alight (it's no longer a category we monitor), the longest ‘rockathon’ on a rocking chair (92 hrs), jumping barrels on ice, eating the most raw eggs, pole-squatting (sitting on top of a pole). And a man in Spain who consumed 40 pints of wine in 59 minutes (nope, we don't monitor that anymore either).

[@mr.magnificent2902]

give grade a the world record

[@trjnz]

"Guiness World Records dont just suck now, they've always sucked!" isn't the defence you think it is

[@jprice_]

All of these examples are something someone did before, unlike catching ping pong balls in the shaving cream on the head.

[@jkjkISHIM]

Give Grade the most complaining KZbinr record lmao

[@JETBLACKPRIEST]

I hate everything would like a word ​@@jkjkISHIM

[@professional.commentator]

I still can't believe Grade is actually back! This is awesome! Also I never liked the Guinness World Record books. I was more into the Scholastic World Record books. They don't put any weird, disgusting stuff in there like Guinness does.

[@kimmunro6441]

Man, we lost matpat and got grade back. What a wild year so far.

[@jesuschrist7645]

An acceptable trade. Still gonna miss MatPat, tho.

[@thehudsonhornet95]

A soul for a soul

[@VoDKaVicious]

I'd take Grade over matpat any day. If only so I don't have to hear his over exaggerated intros and outros; but also because grade is my kind...

[@bondori7999]

I think they're the same person

[@metallord6960]

The law of equivelant exchange at work.

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Fun fact; the original intent for the book was to settle bar arguments.

[@CojaGamez]

True!

[@tyjensen811]

Barguments, if you will.

[@toxicpoi2on]

Explains why it was named Guinness

[@Pitty212on]

@@toxicpoi2on cause they been drinking that piss guiness

[@stripo9650]

If only they drank their pints in peace. We'd be utopiamaxxed rn

[@Purpose_Porpoise]

I miss this energy from KZbin. Everyone's so scared to act like this, but this is pure human emotion. Love it.

[@cumunism2909]

exactlyy

[@professional.commentator]

Facts! Everyone is so politically correct these days. Grade actually keeps it real here.

[@adventurefighter7501]

And oh this video got demonetized.. this is exactly why most KZbinrs are afraid of this free-speech approach. But GradeA doesn’t care lmao

[@hmlandis1370]

@@adventurefighter7501 I wish he'd leave the swear words uncensored, that's my only complaint.

[@Sanquinity]

Yea I hate how most of the internet has been made politically correct, sanitized, sterilized, corporatized, advertised, and monetized now. The internet is still the "free-est" thing we have in the world, but even it is no longer free anymore. There's now dozens if not hundreds of rules to follow everywhere otherwise you get demonetized or de-platformed even. (Getting banned) Heck just yesterday a post of mine got removed from a reddit thread because I mentioned the post could be posted in r/idiotsincars as well. And that turned into a link automatically. And links apparently aren't allowed in that sub for some idiotic reason. So post removed. Like wtf?! Reddit itself turned it into a link, not me!

[@Rainb0wR3spawn]

The way you said "now what IS this D:

[@karanoelle4819]

Don't forget the world record holder for "weakest backbone against Billy Mitchell when restoring his records back into the world records".

[@Erokingu]

actually, it was done on purpose because he is still a celebrity

[@karanoelle4819]

​@@ErokinguThen that changes how things look: After what is a proven cheated world record, they restore him anyway. It shows they have no integrity on the legitimacy of a run. That's even worse than being scared of being sued.

[@CleetusDaFetus]

For a second i thought this was about the Twin Galaxies lawsuit settlement and i was about to "Um actually" you before remembering that Guinness actually did that

[@ScorchedFire]

A beautiful reminder of what old youtube used to be like. Where videos were actually funny and the creator said what was on their mind

[@Sanquinity]

I miss the old JackSepticEye where he freely swore whenever he felt like it. That's not the only "issue" I have with his content now, but him stopping his swearing because he'd get demonetized otherwise was the start of the changes to his content. He doesn't feel like he's entirely himself anymore.

[@solar0wind]

I think there are lots of videos nowadays that are actually funny. There's e.g. Zach Star, and there's also Al (dunno his full channel name, but he has long curly unkempt hair and looks kinda homeless). Especially the latter is super unhinged. I don't like all of his videos, but he has some awesome ones.

[@oofoof4875]

@@Sanquinitywhen i watched him when i was younger he was super energetic, and everything seemed a bit more colorful, i guess. i watched a recent video, and he was wearing beige headphones, sitting in a sad looking room, and he has a beard now i think, and there was no loud slapping noise or "top of the morning to ya laddies" either... it makes me think of how mcdonalds went from having red roofs with yellow lines on them to looking like a boring boxy beige and brown coffee shop... atleast RTgame exists, somehow he manages to be funny without cussing a lot, but god i miss the cussing... damn the advertisers! (sorry this reply is so long)

[@Sanquinity]

@@oofoof4875 Yea I started watching him when he started playing Happy Wheels. That was the height of his youtubing imo. I liked that he didn't shy away from cussing, had an irish accent (it's a little bit sexy imo), and he had a lot of energy, but not in the "hyper hyper 100 jump cuts in 1 minute" kind of way. He's still nice to watch from time to time. But he doesn't upload a lot anymore, and most of his videos are now blocky/low res graphics indie horror games. He matured, for sure. And all power to him, having his channel grow with him rather than trying to keep cashing in on his persona from his earlier days. But I still miss old Jack.

[@easyybreezeyy]

Yes!

[@Prim120]

GradeA's youtube career is basically a simulation where I'm gaining back a relationship with my father who left to get milk and cigarettes 6 years ago

[@xOrynos]

Bro is in a hell loop

[@darksu6947]

Sorry son

[@Denastus]

Hope everything's alright with you 🤗🤗🤗

[@pomtubes1205]

i mean u never know eh

[@DeckDogs4Life]

5:23 They actually specifically decline any and every firearms related world record out there, even from college sport shooting competition. So there's at least some records they say no to.

[@MrDannyDetail]

Also no largest animal or largest child records are ever considered now, due to knobs in the past turning full-on 'fois gras' force feeder with their pets or even their own kids!

[@GamingGardevoir]

They also stopped logging “longest time without sleep” because it was causing literal brain damage and sometimes death.

[@womp47]

is that why they deny worlds biggest dick? they dont wanna support firearms?

[@Liggliluff]

And shortest performance type of records since the essence of this type of record is avoiding a performance, or something like that. Fastest eating I think they also don't track for health reasons.

[@waffleman2211]

Which is wild, considering how impressive and difficult shooting records are to get. So much dedication and skill.

[@Nsinger998]

2:32 - I'm more impressed by neck twist range.

[@danieoberholzer5373]

Watching this is like having the disturbance in the force.... undisturbed. Great to see you back Grade!

[@javalavadingdong]

So pathetic that KZbin automatically demonetize grade's video STILL Wish they could be sued, really feels personal at this point

[@dimitar4y]

gov is mafia. law is deception. It's a system rigged to crush you, yet you want to use it to crush your owner..?

[@jprice_]

@@PlittHD don't they put ads on all videos nowadays?

[@g.montecelo]

​@PlittHD the preroll ads would run anyway. They do on all yourube vids now. Its just that when you get to a certain point, you can join the KZbin partnership program and start getting money from the preroll ads that always play

[@dimitar4y]

@@PlittHD seeing grade trying to censor himself is actually kind of hilarious of its own tho

[@PlittHD]

@@dimitar4y Not sure what to think about that

[@monoXcide01]

6:50 Holy , 3 frames of animation! Grade is spoiling us!

[@acrazydurian]

video is still at 480p tho. what a chad. i reckon he will lower the frame rate to like 1fps or sum shit like that if he was given the option. what a chad

[@fuzzypineappleo3813]

LETS GO HE CAME BACK FROM TESCO WITH THE MILK

[@ScorpioIsland]

Lol

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

He was only wearing underwear and socks, so he was dealing with that

[@piaggle]

lol

[@JeghedderThomas]

The bleeping/honking/etc. of all the "bad" words makes this a safe, fun, and somehow musical vid to watch. YooToob should not be demonitizing! The should praise and reward such care.

[@easyybreezeyy]

I‘m so happy that these videos are just like in the early days. Please never change

[@TheEschwank02]

That little song between some of the segments is from the NES/Famicom video game "Contra" btw, in case anyone was wondering.

[@CrunchyDark]

Masterpiece

[@Messup7654]

Masterpiece

[@TsukiStuffs]

We know.

[@bluebullbuffalo]

I like how nobody is commenting about the premise of the video, everybody is just shocked that he came back after 2 years

[@CreedBrattonTheOffice]

Well you're no different. I for one, completely agree with him (as usual). The Guinness world records are absolute shit now.

[@toxicpoi2on]

Tbf, he uploads like once every leap year, so consistency from him is throwing people for a loop.

[@sabersz]

I've been watching him for the better part of a decade now. It's unironically the best thing I've seen on this platform in the last few years.

[@dawna4185]

...you didn't comment neither! and commented about the commenters comments lol....smh

[@FlameLFH]

You're one of the only KZbin channels these days that can give me a genuine laugh, which is why I hate that your videos get demonetized.

[@WildWombats]

Don't you know, any video that is actually funny just gets demonetized these days. Can't upset little Bobby now can we

[@hmlandis1370]

@@WildWombats Little Bobby simply needs some tampons lol.

[@LuckisMe]

1:18 I love your line delivery of "LARGEST Ball of HUman Heea!"

[@Uopra]

Bro turned Australian for a sec

[@everythingthrice]

The Guinness Book of World Records no longer accepts submissions on the longest a person can go without sleep

[@northernnugget]

GRAAAAAH NEW GRADE A VIDEO

[@hoesmad8035]

ive been banned on isntagram 5 times

[@bricktasticanimations4834]

@@hoesmad8035 Why?

[@stewiegriffin4]

@@bricktasticanimations4834war crimes

[@wolcamophone4783]

The reason world records are so lame is because the hyper specific stuff sounds more like it belongs in Rippley's

[@Denastus]

Well that is a name I havent seen since the early 2000s.

[@WildWombats]

That was my exact thought upon hearing some of these "records" - it belongs in Ripley's, not a world record book.

[@Bishounen]

Imo some of them belong on Jackass too

[@Trash_Kann]

cant wait to see what records he's gonna crap on. but to be fair, i saw one called "biggest paper cup collection". THATS EASY, JUST BUY A TON OF PAPER CUPS.

[@MrDannyDetail]

I'd guess each individual paper clip that counts to the total has to be identifiably and demonstrably different? Othewise you don't so much have a collection of a zillion paper clips as you do one paper clip and a zillion spare copies of it.

[@user-nq9lv2by1c]

What’s really weird is grade seems to comeback whenever I’m moving ? I moved when I was like 15 16 and now I’m trying to set up a place of my own, thanks for being there chin man

[@4444Ferris]

Guinness actually gets payments from people who want a record. A representative will basically search and tailor a record for the person to break, such is the case of so many ridiculously specific records That goes from individuals who just want a record to leaders who see some kind of legitimate canonisation of their government because they have a world record

[@henrytatlock1540]

People who watched him as soon as he disapeared for years like this.😢

[@MadMetalhead]

No

[@steelrusty33]

No

[@weidie2moro]

Yes

[@SinNombreMusic]

I’m shocked he kept his word on the biweekly uploads… LOVE TO SEE IT

[@lordsienna9834]

real lmao. all of us have been fans for awhile so this is awesome

[@SinNombreMusic]

@@lordsienna9834 the 2016-2017 beef phase was an unmatched time lmao, and it’s safe to say he kept his backbone and vision

[@davidmaxwell1708]

Should have waited 2 weeks longer fir this one to scare everyone

[@alr3764]

It's fortnightly, not biweekly

[@Darelaz31]

Wow grade didn't leave after the first video release! Gonna be a great year

[@WillzGotSkillz]

GradeA is the best channel on this platform period

[@yeetiscool]

oy grade lovely seeing you back! audios a little weird but maybe thats just me - that samsung was the best of the best when it comes to hilarious audio EQ!

[@NiIog]

I can tell I missed these videos so much because it only took 20 seconds for me to start laughing. Thanks for bringing back the childhood memories

[@maxy073]

its great to watch Grade again, its kinda like being traveling back in time again :p

[@Aerialyn]

Grade makes videos on exactly what we've wanted to hear recently.

[@johncase1353]

I'm so happy the old Grade A is back

[@southpakrules]

The fact Grade still uploads his videos like it's 2008 deserves a Guinness World Record

[@Poemwriter_Angelo]

Just want to say that I'm happy that you are back. And you did a great job making multiple videos and releasing them later.

[@MeAndSomeDudes]

This made my day like 10000% better, best "animation"/rant channel fr.

[@milesgreen7006]

I’m so excited, I love your videos grade ❤

[@Liggliluff]

They don't recognise shortest performance, quickest eating and other categories or records, for good reasons.

[@staticaleel5068]

I believe they don’t record records like that because it endangers lives and they don’t wanna promote pursing a record breaker. For example, although Andre the giant likely holds the record for most alcohol drunken in one sitting (his size has reportedly granted him the ability to drink as much as multiple liters without death) Guinness refuses to document that out of fear that people would die of Alcohol poisoning trying to break it. Sad but sometimes they do have to act responsibly. Though I would love to see them document those kinda things under a “do not try to break these records” category.

[@Liggliluff]

@@staticaleel5068 yes, they could avoid marking them as "records" because they're not beatable simply by the lack of recognising, and call it something else instead. A way to show the distinction.

[@pqsnet]

Massive respect just strting the video off with NES 8 bit - Probotector level 1 music Legend!

[@jacobhering1340]

6:00 Every guy collectively knew the world record he was referencing no questions asked lmao

[@jadinkllz12]

Worlds best KZbinr who draws a stick figure with a big chin in every video

[@jadinkllz12]

There’s a world record

[@TheXB]

4:15 that "prick" was personal

[@Zinnxyy]

Love that you're uploading again and feeling better in life, great to see it.

[@schwiftyizzy7243]

1:36 Glad to know Grade knows Contra is a masterpiece

[@Uopra]

Yesss

[@caesar7734]

They recently gave a world record to a 31 year old dog who likely wasn’t 31.

[@callmeD-D]

The ONLY one from the examples at 1:00 that could be valid is the jumping jacks one, as it is something that actually requires some athletic capabilities.

[@longsalad5334]

Happy you're back Grade, but that mic quality, oh man...

[@a2d]

When i was in first grade, my school spent weeks making the largest tub of popcorn in the world. Kids worked in shifts popping popcorn in the hallways. It was huge, probably 10m x 4m x 3m. The school smelled like popcorn for the rest of the year. Then it record was broken like two years later.

[@BFNH459]

With all the creators that have been run off various platforms it's SO GOOD to have Grade back on YT.

[@TheFullmetal88m]

Perfect way to end a work day 30 min till end of shift...

[@UKSKIDS]

0:40 😳 woah mama look at those chest cannons.

[@christianbennett1810]

6:04 it's me guys

[@terript1]

I missed you so much! I'm glad to see you're back :)

[@AlexAlvarez-lh2zl]

I am grateful from the bottom of my heart that your back definitely the highlight of my year so far

[@babyJes444]

*This was HILARIOUS, wow a Grade video hasn't made me laugh like this in half a decade!*

[@BastiatC]

It makes a lot more sense when you learn that the OG purpose of these records was not to record impressive feats, but to settle stupid arguments in bars.

[@Chaos.A]

It makes even more sense when you learn they charge a hefty fee to "verify" your record

[@professional.commentator]

5:50 Wait let me guess. Is it death or serious injury related? Edit: Nevermind.

[@rennymac4151]

Grade just makes vids about oddly specific things I have been feeling about our society lately. Like he has been reading my mind

[@robmclean4352]

The last page of the Guinness Book of World Records has a footnote: "All world records are actually held by Chuck Norris. The "records" listed in the book are just the closest anyone else has ever come."

[@aram9136]

Grade never fails to make me laugh after all these years 😭😭😭

[@LostProxyNevermore]

6:12 “It could be you” Me: *looks down at my anatomy* “..Nah mate, I actually don’t think it could be-“

[@BethGuilfoyleWAFC]

2:22 standard Friday night for me that 😂

[@BethGuilfoyleWAFC]

Apparently my mate replied but I can’t see it?… 😂

[@AntonBarrDJ1997]

True

[@AcerTenby]

@@BethGuilfoyleWAFCI’ll try again, I’d 100% be better than you at this!

[@AcerTenby]

Ted would hate that Guinness slander eh Ant?

[@BethGuilfoyleWAFC]

@@AcerTenby oh hi Ace thought YT shadow banned one of us then

[@PsychoTy1998]

What truly is an achievement, is when Grade uploads on a timely schedule instead of waiting 6-8months for a video. Love ya Grade

[@knaguy]

That Contra theme alone was worth the watch. Thoroughly enjoying the new sound track

[@ReicantheJester]

1:30 didn't you know? mental illness is cherished and praised today and things like common sense, basic knowledge and even pattern recognition is considered harmful and bigoted.

[@Dimmy_gaming]

Fuuuuuuck he bleeps swearing now I understand he wants to keep his ads but I loved how he didn’t give a shit earlier in his career Yeah worlds record for 3rd smallest 7:37 2nd is keemstar and 1st is Jake and Logan Paul (“Edit: I pause the video to right the joke and I unpause it to have the exact same joke written”)

[@BigRig97]

He's home with the milk!

[@garrett6064]

This is something I hadn't really thought about, but needed to be said.

[@SixFourZero]

This was a great video and I love the ending. Good stuff lol.

[@TheTyutyu3]

What's the song at 2:47 plz help me

[@alien_kid0852]

Chacarron (radio edit) by en Chombo

[@jhonsmith8425]

3:21 anyone else never made this connection, I'm probably just a moron XD

[@cesaralejandro7725]

The chick with the blonde hair at 7:12 who is that

[@Uopra]

Look it up

[@kingkdg3262]

I am honestly so glad that he's back it's been too long

[@r3stl3ss]

holy shit is it 2016 again?

[@zachm2336]

Guinness book of the unemployed

[@sixsixonefour]

5:16 to skip sponsor

[@RBRT02]

He actually has a description! Best Content Creator of the entire website.

[@saltylemon4436]

Once you consider the fact that the Guinness World Records was made by Guinness to settle bar disputes about "who can do the most x" it becomes easier to understand why all of these world records sound like something a drunk frat guy in a bar would think of.

[@nogoodgod4915]

Why the hell does his audio in his 7 year old videos sound better than his most recent video?

[@Pplesouc]

Let's just hope this one doesn't get age restricted

[@rodrigoruiz4452]

You should get the Guinness world record for the most amount of youtube comebacks only to leave and still have an audience

[@kathyskozykorner2661]

Bro really came back damn I thought I was gonna have to wait two more years for a new episode

[@zammo2010]

It is great to Grade back again. I have missed his videos.

[@reiezevan]

Cool that you went back to your roots…these videos were fun

[@KuulSHep]

I remember when the most impressive thing I've seen someone do for the Guinness Book of World Records was front flip over a car at full speed, no wires at all.

[@codypagels1598]

Grade is exactly as funny as he was 8 years ago. It says everything about how much you’ve grown as a person over the last 8 years if you think this is a compliment or an insult.

[@Pyroscity]

Guinness, world records, and Janice, the beer were linked at one point that they are no longer linked, which means that Guinness world records is its own company type thing

[@Emily-the_funny_guys]

Hey dude, so awesome you're back.

[@fancydeeldo]

like yeah, these are "technically" "world records", but the main question on everyone's mind: why.

[@not.radittt]

... because