Halo Wars 2 - Funny Dialogue 2

[@lordjor96]

"Wait, if we got back after those 28 years they still pay us.... Are we RICH?! :D Captain's head "don't tell them they had been clasifide KIA"

[@groyper1988]

Calculated that back pay for you.

[@qualitylawncare819]

C L A S I F I D E

[@groyper1988]

@@qualitylawncare819 "edited" "Clasifide"

[@dr.boring7022]

Classified*

[@qualitylawncare819]

@@groyper1988 yeah it took me two tries to spell it that stupid.

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

6:12 That Grunt just brought the average Grunt intelligence up

[@ReaperofValhalla]

Actually they are pretty damn smart if they grow up to actually learn. Elites used to have the youngest of the grunts sit next to a human radio and listen and within a week they learned to understand english. give them a month and they’ll understand code but they are instead sent as cannon fodder as soon as they can walk. Essentially grunts are toddler soldiers.

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

@@ReaperofValhalla So I've heard, yea. Makes me wanna kill the Covenant all the faster, and liberate these Grunts - we humans could give 'em jobs far better and more rewarding, such as NOT turning 'em into cannon fodder.

[@RadiantExemplar]

Yeah sounds like the Covenant/Banished may purposefully be keeping the amount of methane flowing into them at a low point so that they remain stupid. Like not enough oxygen flowing to our brains. That grunt had a little more methane and suddenly was a philosopher.

[@net343]

Shadow Butcher they are 6 months old when they are sent to fight

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@RadiantExemplar mmmm... Then the Grunts Under YAPYAP are Intelligent? Like The One Driving The Methane Wagon Is Einstein? Ex: 6:39

[@rogeliofrancos3752]

5:22 why is nobody talking about this Yap Yap is a savage

[@thedemogorgon1375]

Well i mean he is called Yap Yap the Destroyer... Ask your mom how he got that title B O O M

[@Joshua-qv1ho]

@@thedemogorgon1375 tactical nuke inbound

[@gorkamorkagameing3760]

“You killed yap yap he was my best friend”

[@SeriousPepe]

Somewhere out there, yap yap destroyed a woman’s pussy… and in the same context… someone is calling that woman mom.

[@mccsfR286]

@@SeriousPepe If he destroyed it then how does she even have a son? I mean you need to have sex before giving birth

[@AntiCaesarReal]

6:12 love him or hate him hes spitting straight facts

[@azure4622]

The other one said his gas was to high... Does this mean they give them less air to lower their iq?!

[@trollmastermike52845]

@@azure4622 the gas is making the frogs gay

[@net343]

A̶͓̓z̷͓̍ũ̴̩r̷͔͐è̴̫ actually grunts live 30 years and are able to fight when they are 6 months old, thats why they behave like kids, the grunts aren’t dumb they are kid soldiers.

[@themindtoust1946]

@@azure4622 the grunts seem to be the smartest alien in not just the covenant but the entire milky way the reason they're so dumb is because they're literal children but they breath meth and if it's too high they'll get high that's why the other grunt asked him if it was too high

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@azure4622 Yes And The Grunts Under Yap Yap Are More Intelligent. Ex:6:33

[@Ghost_The_Mercenary2948]

6:15 that grunt has some shower thaughts right there

[@bubbajoe117]

"Is this blue stuff supposed to be leaking out of me?... I think, i'm dying-" I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Some of the low health dialogue is pretty depressing

[@llamadasinrespuesta4631]

5:11 halo 2 dialogue reference some grunts say it.

[@snipeyboi5934]

HELL bull head it’s as well a reference to an old episode of loony tunes

[@marz2467]

@@snipeyboi5934 Which is an older reference to "Of Mice and Men"

[@IsraelCountryCube]

Grunts haven’t they changed their voice over the years? Hmm I remember that they do use some guys voice in 343 but that does make sense as his voice changes so does the grunts no wonder their voices are kinda high now.

[@mrschizo2837]

A reference to a reference, that's a reference to a reference! *My God.*

[@MetaITurtle]

Some of the Grunts is from Halo 1 and 2

[@Gunner77269]

Lol the grunts are only smart when the methane is high enough. Who knew you need to properly breathe in order to have complex thought XD

[@girvanmandal6889]

Maybe the reason the grunts were so foolish is because the covenant and banished kept their setting low and they were prevented from education and intellectual prowess.

[@Surreal_Traveler]

@@girvanmandal6889 Yes, that is actually canon to the lore. That and narcotics. And they are conscripted at 6 months of age (especially egregious considering they live longer than humans).

[@Freedm762]

6:00 4th wall broken lol

[@thefiresworddragon927]

freedm7.62 Unsurprised that it was the comic relief, the Grunts, that did it. I'm surprised it took them this long!

[@kertaspaper94]

3:46 - 3:49 asking the real questions

[@lordjor96]

Well since the Phoenix is classifide as "lost with all hands" those Marines are most likely report as "KIA" So no. If they have surviving family members they would have recibe the money as compensation.

[@M4A1BestGirl]

Who gets better retirement benefits. Marines or ODSTs?

[@lordjor96]

@@M4A1BestGirl well tell that to de Spec Ops. So far as I know is " no matter the job if you have a rank below O-2 you will only recibe shit"

[@riftvallance2087]

@@M4A1BestGirl Since when do odst's live long enough to retire.

[@M4A1BestGirl]

@@riftvallance2087 That's assuming they have a Spartan in their squad. ODSTs are given more dangerous missions since they're better trained than Marines, but ultimately the point I'm trying to make is that some ODSTs were selected to become Spartans.

[@BigDictator5335]

Battlecry of Grunts: "BATHE YOURSELF IN THE PROSE!"

[@travelershu4963]

Yes

[@NSS7779]

No

[@girvanmandal6889]

"Viva la Balaho"

[@civicrider5556]

The ultimate fourth wall breaking at 6:04 🤣🤣 You got that right!!

[@beanboy6889]

0:00 thanks grunt for simplifying this

[@Brunicon]

0:42 IF THIS WAS ANY EASIER , I'D BE WRITING THE REPORT UP IN CRAYON!! Cannot stop laughing at this

[@Jebus678]

Grunt: *"Brutes like it when you go for their gun! really! Try it!"* Jesus christ. Who is this grunt trying to get literally eaten alive?

[@ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

0:00 I’m surprised that random grunt actually knew that first part. I wasn’t thinking much of the pre-flood history was really known, let alone to the literal grunts of the galaxy.

[@DeadpoolXI1]

Actually, the humans left an AI in the Ark to study everything in the records of it, even the book Halo Mythos is all about the AI narraiting the story of all the Halo most relevant lore. So maybe, when the Banished got the control over the Ark they found the AI and it told them everything... Or it's just a joke...

[@martinnavarrete5279]

I think that grunt is a precursor reincarnated or a part of one, that would explain it

[@6bambolbi6]

"So, the whole time the covenant were fighting over a mistranslation. I bet someone payed for that." That's the most embarrising way to know your faith is wrong.

[@martinnavarrete5279]

Well to be fair, humanity was the second with the worst results, because of that

[@benjamintyler870]

This really gives the ai personality and now i'm gonna play the game trying my best to not let a single marine die

[@LaikaLGagarin1957]

Exactly what I did in Halo 1-3 and Reach,tried to save every one of them. The ones in Halo 4,when they existed in a mission for a second,just were a mild annoyance I practically avoided. I dont even recall them existing at all in halo 5.

[@benjamintyler870]

@@LaikaLGagarin1957True true, i'm just thinking if the ai in halo wars 2 die, i'm fully responsible, in the other halo games, i'm still responsible but, it doesn't feel as bad.

[@dr.boring7022]

I never care when marines die in Halo Wars 1 or 2, because I can just call in more talks and marines.

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@benjamintyler870 What About The Grunts?

[@ClonedGamer001]

"Does anyone else feel like they're being watched and manipulated by an unknown omniscient being?" "You ever get the feeling that no one respects us?" That second grunt woke up and chose violence

[@daddybgoode]

The grunt at the beginning tale the whole halo lore. He’s a grunt god!

[@jrmorrow2]

2:26 breaking the 4th wall

[@SpartacusTheHumble]

Why do half of the grunts sound like Mickey mouse lmao

[@aztumtheknightofwumbo7060]

Different grunt units have different sounding grunts.

[@aztumtheknightofwumbo7060]

@@sneakycactus8815 Art style has nothing to do with the voices. That and this art style is based on Halo 2 Anniversary.

[@Sn0w037]

their suits prob have voice changers

[@icebreakerce1942]

Its because the breathe methane it makes their voice high pitch

[@kirkdyteo993]

0:15 *GOOD QUESTION*

[@syfdo4018]

6:12 "Prince Zuko its time you look inside and start asking yourself the big questions"

[@scottm8292]

4:53 that would be a ground jump

[@swayzrex661]

U mean rocket jump

[@sivaalteredspringbonnie9956]

SwAyZ rex did some maggot say ROCKET JUMP?

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@swayzrex661 No u Grenade Jump

[@thefiresworddragon927]

5:23 YIKES! A "Yo Momma" joke in Halo!!!

[@HomingRocket1]

The best thing is that the Marine and Grunt squads' dialogue changes depending on the environment. "Oh I can see my face in its reflection!"

[@conan1912]

“Ah your methane setting is up too high.” “Is this about the nipple.”

[@FIGURE332]

"Last time I got to ride in the Warthog..." 1:27 is that Sasuke Uchiha fighting for the UNSC? Kinda sounds like Sonic from Sonic Boom too.

[@aegis2108]

Same VA. Yuri Lowenthal.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

His voice sounds familiar, but I can’t figure out where

[@potodscumbigula9678]

You son of a. Thought it was a hair

[@dah500]

Crimson Lancer He’s in a lot of games and anime, besides Sasuke Uchiha of course

[@JMObyx]

@@aegis2108 He's also Gig, from Soul Nomad

[@jasonmikulas4994]

6:12 wait are grunts actually extremely smart but are just deprived of air?

[@beastwarsFTW]

That and a lack of education, apparently some elites used grunts to translate human broadcasts operate high tech machinery.

[@JayHog1992]

@@beastwarsFTW Yeah, they been running a black market where they sell comms and even stuff like "Soap operas" from humans. So funny enough, it would NOT be farfetched if grunts knew about memes and our uses for them.

[@girvanmandal6889]

@@JayHog1992 If Halo Infinite has Easter Eggs of meme dialogues spoken by grunts, we shall have a masterpiece.

[@JayHog1992]

@@girvanmandal6889 Agreed, just hoping it's not the cringey memes.

[@meltyberryashley]

@@girvanmandal6889 Let’s hope for some dank memer grunts.

[@animatingnut6531]

0:25 the way he says "This time" makes you think that grunt had one to many INFUSIONs.

[@JWP-56]

0:01 this little guy sums up halo as a whole

[@The8thblock]

0:42 why would he use a marine's favorite food to write something?

[@sirfrancis8732]

well, the stupid have been known to play with their food instead of eat it...

[@forky1686]

I don't get it

[@herbproductions2813]

fork guy the reason is military branches like to make fun of each other and the stereotype for marines is they are dumb brutes who eat crayons

[@redhalogaming7581]

Screaming Eagle Studios 6 it’s true tho

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

@@forky1686 Marines in Halo tend to be pretty stupid sometimes, i remember giving on a rocket launcher and like 30 seconds into a fight another marine ran in front of the barrel as he was firing a rocket and blew everyone up

[@PackHunter117]

I love how the video picture shows Elites duel wielding Plasma Rifles upside down lol

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

0:38 Red vs Blue reference

[@IsraelCountryCube]

I suppose then again yeah lmao XD sarges name is Sarge so you’re correct! And it sure sounds like he actually warmed up to his RED ARMY AND THERES NOTHING THAT CAN STOP US NOW!!

[@jamesonguthrie2712]

@@IsraelCountryCube colonel Sarge

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@IsraelCountryCube *Communist Detected On American Soil*

[@chaoswarriorboi3665]

"I will hug and squeeze it and be it George" Dawww

[@olivierblanchard5179]

These lines are a lot funnier than any of the other games. It's nice to see that the devs went to such lengths to make things funny.

[@theepheonix1700]

Yea. I don’t know why, but a lot of cartoon shows and games make everything have to make sense. Honestly, it’s the random stuff that’s the funniest, where everything else is up to the player to imagine

[@DraftyCoast]

6:20 those grunts know too much

[@artloverivy]

You sound like a prophet.

[@wolfder6661]

His methane was up to high

[@commandertoastcz6256]

4:26 Everyone about the HW2 vehicles

[@ausinasmith96]

I love everything the grunts say

[@bigsmoke7686]

I will hug it, love it, and call it Gorge

[@Dwyer-nl9fz]

0:38 that’s spider-mans voice

[@neonkyle1923]

Sasuke uchiha

[@10xthehedgehog86]

@@neonkyle1923 ben 10, mercury black (rwby)

[@dudemcguy8949]

10 x the hedgehog Yosuke Hanamura

[@Bane0Fate]

That intro sums up the history of halo in a bit shell.😂

[@Daysed.and.Konfuzed]

4:30 >>> The Zoolander reference made my day!

[@unsureonagt3742]

He says fidgeting?? I thought he said bitching it lol

[@SegaMario]

4:31 Dat meme, though. XD

[@hhgeneralburkhalter4820]

Grunt explained all of halo in a couple of seconds

[@edwardbryan9501]

I find it odd that one grunt knows the whole story arc but only cares about where the grunts are in.

[@boyishslinky5833]

6:46 chill my dude😂😂

[@thefiresworddragon927]

Blue Werewolf I SAID READ MY POEMS!

[@pmzr]

@The Firesword Dragon BATHE YOURSELF IN THE PROSE!

[@Virgilintendent]

The first grunt in the video is cute and wise

[@sylansylan4189]

I'm surprised that they brought back Johnson's VA for one of the units.

[@mrbrickbattleihatethisname1730]

"this is my 9th mission so far" wha- how?

[@SniperSensai97]

I know this is a late reply but I can relate. The Suicide Grunt said quote is saying he partake into the War, but was not called up at all to fight. Even if he did, I'd assume he came in with the rest of the unit in a "Clean-up" Duty.

[@shazrael446]

2:24 DowII Baneblade voice actor

[@thefiresworddragon927]

Shaz Rael You sure? Edit: After looking at video… eh, kind of. It's a Scottish accent, and they are both Scottish.

[@shazrael446]

@@thefiresworddragon927 More than simply being scottish, often times I imagine its the same people who are contracted as voice actors for game as this, but you can certainly tell they are indeed the same person by the way they speak.

[@stevenflynntheghost4845]

The grunt at the beginning has a point

[@deathrex007]

I hear A lot of RvB references, and I love the grunts

[@Bluelyre]

Okay, the last one got me.

[@Motomax19]

6:20 do be speaking facts

[@homie_tatz]

6:12 Cartman is that you?

[@wheatknight124]

Some of the grunts sound like South Park characters.

[@isaiaheggebrecht1930]

Sound like the grunts just a bunch of higher pitched Butters from South Park.

[@worshiperofbingus8807]

I would love to read that grunt's poem

[@brodybourke1614]

First kill gets a fluffy toy

[@Zerethos]

1:54 If that's the case (besides the whole story summed up at the beginning of this video) just what was it that humanity said that the Covenant misheard that started the whole shebang??

[@isaacfg6949]

Zerethos 2 Humanity didn’t say anything. The prophets misread reclaimer as reclamation.

[@Zerethos]

Yeesh, I feel like the entire Halo series is an interpretation of life as it is now.

[@DesolateLavender]

I wanna hear that grunts poetry...

[@jeanmouloude]

the nipple incident, the most terrifying incident amongst the grunts

[@OwenMessenger]

1:10 Pretty sure that’s Ben Diskin, but I can’t find anything that credits him

[@zemozzo5658]

6:33 when they never ask how you feel 😢.

[@scottm8292]

6:03 Those two broke the fourth wall

[@eduardoharoproductions3065]

“Is this blue stuff supposed to be coming out of me?”

[@otonworldproductions]

0:21 classic sounding grunts there

[@masterlaw482]

"What is this a base for ANTS!?" Made me chuckle.

[@whiteasian3636]

"What is this, a base for ants?" someone loved zoolander as much as I do

[@randomcomment7583]

Lmao that yo mama joke.

[@swivelshivel6576]

“Bap Bip? Is this about the nipple?”

[@RIPTIDE2034]

The grunts are like ... they could be in an episode of invader Zim

[@graemcnuggets488]

Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap!

[@MrMathy16]

After a while those Grunts started to sound like South Park characters to me

[@SigmaLigma260]

At least we know now that grunts have a sense of humor.

[@redcell9636]

The one Marine complaining about getting shot with a Needler managed to survive them not crumbling or super-combining through his colon.

[@chocolat2934]

4:31 is a reference to zoolander lmao

[@OfficialNightic]

I love the fact that some Grunts are from Halo 2 and some from Halo 5 i think

[@wastelandlegocheem]

1:44 hey that sounds like the wplf from alpha and omega. Glad to see the voice actor get job with quality

[@brycevo]

Grunts are adorable

[@majorsy-0325]

6:12 Grunt: starts talking some deep stuff Other grunt: hmmm must be your methane

[@JJJJJJJJJAAAAAA]

2:23 I recognise that VA, he did imperial guard vehicles in retribution!

[@Anonymous-kt7le]

6:03 the grunts are getting smarter every second!!!!!!

[@KingThrillgore]

0:00 - 0:17 me trying to catch up with Halo lore

[@blujay5853]

2:28 that guy sounds familiar. Like he’s from Red Alert 3 along with the awesome Aussie

[@xXXhighrollerx]

Grunts are smart beings, no wonder they became a threat at one point to the covenant

[@anthonyrodriguez3495]

Not only that, but a well fed and cared for Grunt can grow to be about 7 feet tall and have a carapace so strong Elite's tire themselves out kicking them. Then again Colt might just be a freak of nature like Atriox was for the Brute's and Xytan was for the Elite's

[@nogage]

5:10 okay that's the most cute phrase i heard this week

[@sgtmonkeypirate]

“I will hug and squeeze it and call it George.” Lol

[@SavorySoySauce]

The first grunt sounded baked lol

[@jackielana9993]

3:57 Caspar von Bergliez get back to Fodlan mister

[@Galacticphroggie]

"I ain't gonna make it pa..." I'm not crying you are!

[@jare3459]

Grunts are the best Really are comedy relief of halo (very less MVPs)

[@Megalon-qc8pf]

4:17. That’s self awareness, he knows he’ll die. 6:03- 4th wall break

[@XtreemAlan]

I was waiting for someone to say “Big gun’s ready to fire”

[@AgeDrain]

I’ve never heard a heavy grunt say any of these lines. That was funny.

[@MrDosonhai]

Must suck to marry one of those marines. I mean you're stuck on a planet raising your family, getting old and he just comes back 30 years later, still looks as young as 30 years ago, while you're now a grandma.

[@MetaITurtle]

The Grunts sound like from Halo 2