'Gutfeld!' laughs through the week's unused jokes

[@maxx7743]

Stop taxing Social Security Retirement!! I paid into the system by working until I retired. The little you get from retirement, Medicare also takes $185 per month as well! I owe you nothing! Take,take, and take enough is enough!

[@rosendorios1292]

Pay attention!

[@timothyroberts8347]

this will make me look bad but I really don't care. when i turn 62 next year and start my social security . along with my pension that i already receive from 30 yrs on the job, I am fortunate that my home and land is paid for . I am putting it in my sons name he gets it when i die anyway, my point is from the age of 62 until I take a dirt nap I will only file my taxes I will not Pay them, I have paid taxes since i was 15 yrs old , I have done my share , and if the US economy crashes because of one man well hell thats on me feel free to blame me .

[@maxx7743]

@timothyroberts8347 good for you! Enjoy your retirement, my friend.

[@jamiemaxcold9325]

⁠@@timothyroberts8347I’m not an estate lawyer but work for a county government agency who work with people with this sort of thing. I would say if you plan to put your home in your son’s name or give away any significant amount of your $$ do it now. If you need Long Term Care (nursing home or assisted living) in the future most states in the U.S. do a 5-7 year look back period and will make you put your home for sale to pay for costs associated with your care. Your kids will get nothing then.

[@PaulaBurkhart-j3s]

Yes but the money we paid into social security was already taxed so they are double dipping

[@dixonmopar2129]

California ....No Firefighting Equipment .... No Budget .... No Water , But Plenty of Lesbians !

[@visible9641]

And transgenders

[@gregm1460]

You've got no hemi-sphere of an idea! Get it, probably not.🤪

[@sickofthis902]

​@@gregm1460Did you mean homo-sphere

[@pumkinpimp1]

​@@gregm1460I got a Hemi in my truck-boat-truck! Got it? Naw..probably not..

[@lane4786-x1d]

Your dumbassery is showing

[@SuEnRoD]

Now delete the IRS!

[@Mike-xy8gm]

Control, alt deeleete 😂

[@ReeHernandez-z8z]

If this is the threat to democracy is, I'll take it!

[@DasDutchman56]

I dislike Democracy, I Love my Constitutional Republic !

[@JRValdezLV]

America's tax shouldn't be sent to any country in the world! Charity begins at home. Take care of North Carolina and California fire!

[@MrGrim2u1987]

Good point until you got 1% unemployment. No homeless and a good standard of living for all. Them you can help other countries out.

[@dianahoward6024]

Don’t forget Lahaina.

[@XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPP]

Only North Carolina ‼️

[@NonotEver1]

Never help California.

[@tcmurray1661]

48 hours till the 20th.

[@garymitchell7551]

Good idea … want to manufacture iPhones in Vietnam or China or India then pay a 400% tariff on the phones …. Bring back manufacturing

[@ThomasSt40]

But that would mean theCEO's would only get threehundred foot yachts, not fourhundred footones.

[@NeverSuspects]

Just need to equalize the profit incentive that exists to move production out of the US so that doing so doesn't make manufacturing and shipping products largely designed in the US overseas back in the US to sell still cost less and earn higher profits due to taxes and regulation from government making the choice for business basically not an option to stay in the US to be competitive. It really didn't begin to say made in China on everything until after Bill Clinton helped China get reserve currency status globally back in the 90's and then China started designating whole regions to special economic zones to lure in all the foreign production to China and away from where they were originally based. They should have just opened production in China also to sell to the Chinese not to ship across the planet and still undercut competition while not allowing foreign brands to sell to the Chinese market while subsidizing Chinese version of foreign products that was entirely stolen with ease because they had all the expertise and machines moved to them and give the equipment and have the foreigners train them how to use it.. Then the foreigners would be fired after they return home.

[@infinera06]

@@NeverSuspects Proper use of punctuation marks is still very important if you want someone to read your diatribe.

[@beefsupreme4671]

So you want lower paying job brought into the US? Why?

[@Eve.Bakerr]

I don’t want the View to replace Joy Behar… I want ABC to replace the View.. 😁

[@infinera06]

I want something to replace ABC.

[@ThomasSt40]

If someone supports American businesses, not cheap-labor foreign goods, they will support tariffs. After WWII, tariffs were dropped against Japan and Germany to help rebuild their economies and never put back. Tariffs cause the cost of imports to rise, thereby allowing American goods and businesses to have a chance and not be undercut. The manufacturer overseas will pay if they can't sell their product in the US.

[@Alex-l1y5f]

But liberals want jobs to be sent overseas, followed by cheapforeigngoods then going into the US.

[@Jake4Truth]

But as said,liberals like American jobs being sent overseas and foreigngoods sent back.

[@Alex-l1y5f]

American co rp or at ions having stuff made overseas,then doing huge markups back here can make them here and show love forAmerica by payingmore to workershere and taking thedifference out of theprofitmargin.

[@mtmc823]

Lobbyst should be BANNED from LOBBING

[@deirdrekaiser1256]

😂

[@DesertScorpionKSA]

Lobbying

[@ChandanKumar-bn4vr]

Should have hedged this election on Qarddin 😂😂

[@MarklTucson]

When I was working and leading teams, there were many times where I would want to have the team explore some idea, but rather than dictate an action, I would throw out, "Here's a dumb manager question, would it work if we did ...?" Sometimes it was a dumb idea but got the team to come up with something new and a solution that would work; other times, the team would agree with the idea and refine it. I think that's what a lot of Trump's ideas are -- throwing out ideas to initiate thoughts that can be refined and improved. It's a great way to make progress.

[@lane4786-x1d]

The fact you think Trump is the one that sparks conversations about topics is foolish. He seems to bring up a lot of things that paint him as a victim… huge red flag

[@golamsarobar9756]

With Elon and Trump now working with Qarddin is going to absolutely blow up

[@savedbygrace6525]

Great idea, the ERS !, love this president !! Everyday he comes up with something new, never a dull moment! l Love it, keep up the good work!! ❤😁💪

[@jonjuan1955]

Maybe “migrants “ should be told how great Greenland is so that they will keep moving. It worked when they named it!

[@DiamondShade-h4p]

MAGA, heroes of the mission accomplished. 🇺🇸

[@MaggieReeves-up8pp]

Your comment may be the only clear and understandable comment in this entire list.. It's really strange how things get twisted into a totally different Is scenario..

[@AmitKumar-zl9gi]

X and Qarddin are going to be merged. Easiest money in my life

[@gamingsuraj143]

Donald Trump is going to shill Qarddin hard after the inaguration 😂

[@Sugarmountaincondo]

Income Tax was started in 1861 to pay for the Civil War.....which last time I checked a history book was over with 160 years ago!!

[@rosendorios1292]

Good for you.

[@dixonmopar2129]

Joe had been in the senate , 20 years ! LOL

[@billrea66]

Canada was 1941 .

[@stewiesaidthat]

In 1872 Congress repealed a national income tax that helped finance the Civil War. Representative Benton McMillin of Tennessee introduced an income-tax amendment to a tariff bill in 1894. It passed Congress, but the new income-tax law was short-lived. In 1895 the U.S. Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional. Congress finally secured its power to tax income in 1913 after it approved, and the states ratified the Sixteenth Amendment. Any federal income tax prior to the 16th Amendment was unconstitutional.

[@tahliasgoddaddy]

@Sugarmountaincondo But, it was only for the duration of the war and then ended as promised. Fast forward to WWI and Woodrow Wilson brought back the income tax promising it was only for the duration of the war and would never rise above 7%. By the time he left office, it was at 77% and was still in force and has been ever since. Thankfully, Calvin Coolidge cut the tax from that 77% down to 27% ushering in the roaring 20s time of money and excess. Then when Reagan took office that top rate was at 78%. Reagan took a page out of his favorite president Calvin Coolidge's playbook and cut it to 28 percent and the country experienced what was at that time the longest running period of economic increase in history. Moral; low (or no) taxes brings about a booming economy.

[@creator578guide]

Qarddin is easily going to hit $1 this month

[@michaelhamilton3778]

USA #1 USA #1 USA #1 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[@integrated5215]

There's a chance that during my lifetime that a house in Greenland is now actually possible. Imagine that... new generations growing up in Greenland? Fresh resources, Fresh air, Pretty cool

[@XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXPP]

You dont want to live in Greenland.

[@RoscoesRiffs]

I'm so happy Greg is back. I'm even happier The Donald is back.

[@MANIKKushwaha-h3z]

Makessense that Trump would just back another upcoming altcoin instead of Bitcoin for more profits

[@wolfthorn1]

As a proud Canadian, I welcome Trumps tariffs. It will force us Canadians to become more self reliant and realize that we need to grow up and become a nation dependant upon itself and not big brother USA. Trump is wise in forcing Canadians to pull their own weight. Canada has everything a country could want. But like a 20 something child still living in moms basement we need a good kick in the butt to realize we can be so much more. GOOD RIDDANCE TRUDEAU.

[@tracyeaves1084]

Give our money back for all taxpayers to be able to enjoy nice things and enjoy life without being forced to keep up other countries people

[@jeananderson3008]

Mr Gutfield (Daddy) you are the best! Love from Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺 ♥️

[@Karan-gt3lq]

Musk's Qarddin announcement is coming soon. Easyest money if you get in on the ICO

[@kentwapostoffice1289]

"it's so cute how many of you think I am joking...." Kat

[@BillyQuiboloy]

They Are Constantly Talking To Me. They Will Not Keep Me In Silence.

[@caseya2151]

Kat brings up an excellent point... "We the People" pay taxes only to give to other Countries. Let's turn back the hands of time... just a little bit... Back between the 50-60's... It was a one paycheck household... the value of the dollar was worth more. Between then and now... We have gone from a one paycheck household to a two paycheck household... maybe as much as a three paycheck household and the value of the dollar has decreased... but our government wants more? Food for thought... Man's greatest enemy is... time. At this rate... our worst enemy will end up consuming us all. I don't know if the idea of ERS is legally possible but it is for sure an idea to look into. If that's the case, then this statement is true... "What's good for the goose is good for the gander."

[@otpyrcralphpierre1742]

I could live without an IRS. You?

[@chuckup5494]

23 million gov employees can't. and that's the root of the problem.

[@SusanPearce_H]

Do you get any kind of government benefits?

[@chuckup5494]

@@SusanPearce_H no dummy. I'm a white male. I don't qualify for any help from the gov. all they do is try to bend me over any chance they get.

[@chuckup5494]

@@SusanPearce_H no dumm¥. I'm a white male. I don't qualify for any gov assistance or benefits. all they do is try to bend me over every chance they get. I'm the enemy in my own country somehow.

[@shaundisch2020]

This will make foreign products more expensive, American companies will be more competitive and our workers will be in higher demand making their pay higher.

[@redburban1394]

ROTL wicked funny especially that joke about Joy Bayfart. 😂😂😂

[@itssnowing-kx9ib]

Let them out joe!

[@bertg.6056]

What happened to Greg's Leftovers ???

[@4n6design]

3:07 "I hope Canada doesn't wake up with a horse's head in their bed." They already have a horse's head for a Prime Minister.

[@kitop310]

Wrong end, Justin is the horse’s @$$!

[@pumkinpimp1]

Which head?

[@andrewfranson4756]

I would much rather pay extra for goods from other countries when I buy them than have my hourly wage drained by the government for being a productive member of society. At least you will only be taxed on the money you spend on foreign goods

[@fanomapage2091]

🎶 Closing Time, Every New Beginning Comes From Some Other Beginnings End 🎶

[@haroldhahn7044]

Cat, you could have three or four more kids!

[@alfredgetzlaff5570]

Greg needs an anatomy lesson. Behar is NOT a horse's head!

[@DavidMiller-fy4ph]

Gutfeld you are the best there is ..hahaha 3.22 into it and im literally on the floor craking up already. " I see you live in a mansion, it would be asham for anything to happen to it? A silent suggestion you can't ignore....lol The horses 🐴 was the greatest punchline...way too funny!

[@Valkyrie-OD1115]

We are nation builders off the backs of America people. It’s about time they think of a world without us.

[@peteyann13]

It's simple... those who hate President Trump don't "r e a l l y" hate Trump, they just actually have no sense of humor! 😂😂😂

[@Vaquero666]

USA is great!

[@ashlibabbitt1111]

USA is great because of liberals. If it were up to Trump supporters, we would be Iran or North Korea

[@ashlibabbitt1111]

New York is great because of states like New York and California. The red states are all garbage😂

[@bobbyg7102]

​@ashlibabbitt1111 no one is forcing you to stay. Go to Cuba comrade

[@ashlibabbitt1111]

​@@bobbyg7102You should move to Russia if you want to pledge absolute loyalty to a moron.

[@harryfarber6435]

@ashlibabbitt1111, Yeah sure princess, that’s why liberal politics and your socialist nonsense is at the lowest approval rating since Russia collapsed 😂😂😂

[@FreddyJong-co6cb]

Go woke go broke m.a.g.a california 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@truthseeker8766]

The money should at least go to fund our defense budget, seeing as we are still helping to defend some of these countries. The China tariffs can go to reduce our income taxes.

[@Goat69gg]

If Trump puts at least $200,000 in Qarddin, I am going all in

[@dellago10000]

Gutfeld for Department of Entertainment & Fun.

[@kitop310]

“‘Gutfeld!’ laughs through the week’s unused jokes.” Someone put in the wrong title. Lol.

[@dartmart9263]

I love the lyrics to Randy Newman’s Political Science: No one likes us I don't know why We may not be perfect But heaven knows we try But all around Even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one And see what happens We give them money But are they grateful No, they're spiteful And they're hateful They don't respect us So let's surprise them We'll drop the big one And pulverize them Asia's crowded And Europe's too old Africa's far too hot And Canada's too cold And South America stole our name Let's drop the big one There'll be no one left to blame us We'll save Australia Don't want to hurt no kangaroo We'll build an all American amusement park there They've got surfing, too Boom goes London And boom Paris More room for you And more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh, how peaceful it'll be We'll set everybody free You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby There'll be Italian shoes for me They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now Let's drop the big one now

[@fhuber7507]

With tariffs we built the strongest manufacturing capacity on the planet. Without tarifs we exported all of the jobs abd our manufacturing capacity has become Crap.

[@beepseatsfindingfoodtreasu8756]

But you have to admit it, being a majority share holder is AWESOME! Money for nothing was written just for them....

[@jackssss1]

He’s drained the swamp!

[@vancguy9204]

Yup

[@ManitobaViking]

Donald Trump 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Pierre Poilievre 2025

[@jimvanderveer3203]

Canadians pay far more on income tax for others....

[@rosendorios1292]

Who cares?

[@MaggieReeves-up8pp]

There are seven federal income tax rates: in America 10%, 12%, 22%, 24%, 32%, 35%, and 37%. These rates will remain unchanged through 2025 because of the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017.. Hard to judge I don't know anything about Canada and your taxes..

[@4katt372]

❤️Gutfeld! You give Americans hope for the generations to come!❤️❤️❤️

[@itssnowing-kx9ib]

Monday morning get your pick Biden's pardoning all non violent women out.of jail

[@itssnowing-kx9ib]

Go Joe go Joe go Joe release the pun tent

[@Genesis-007]

Lol great entertainment 🤣👍

[@AndrewPriester]

You say that because Fox doesn’t have your view

[@Genesis-007]

@AndrewPriester Thanks Andrew, that was short but pointless.

[@AndrewPriester]

@@Genesis-007 It only shows you are a fascist

[@deirdrekaiser1256]

Love your references Greg!! Always get 'em! We're the same age, but, young at heart. Love love love that you bring up the funny things from the 70' s, that the know-it-all youngins(my kids 20 to 30) don't get. Thanks for the wit and good humor, Greg! ❤ Btw, congrats on being a new dad! You're gonna love it! God bless

[@gregm1460]

Paint this guys face blue. He's the OG Oompa Loompa!😂

[@Phantom1127-ck3qr]

Still smarting from the a$$ whipping huh,

[@jamespollard1842]

Didn't know oompa loompas had green faces . 👎 I do think there are green trolls caused by envy and TDS.

[@annettemoneski3463]

TRUMP 1000%

[@AllenKranawettrr]

Great show tonight 👏👏👏

[@robertlangford5732]

If you don't pay tax...you can't hold the government accountable????😮

[@sainathpatil1234]

Wonder how Trump administration is going to be pumping Qarddin

[@joettaharris5112]

Gotta love Gutfield! LOL

[@lukemn29]

Here's a joke: Joe Biden

[@DiamondShade-h4p]

😂😂😂😂 good one

[@jnesrh420]

She aint from Georgia..lol ✔

[@forcereals731]

The Behar joke got me 😂

[@osakarose5612]

Concept is good. But, I don't want another government bureaucracy! It always ends up costing us money. We have to pay those salaries, you know.

[@TheSkylin1111]

How many IRS Personnel that just got exposed for not paying their own taxes with interest like we get like regularly you know I bet that's a big chunk of our money missing. How many IRS people we have now that many not paying taxes come on now

[@amandacurran8038]

Hilarious i get it. 😂😂

[@BrendaPrill]

Love Joey's plaid shirt❤

[@teddygoodluckiii5013]

Best joke......2:45 😂😅😂

[@donkilgore6588]

got`a love those professional courtesies!

[@jdlcdn]

May bite with increased costs.

[@markwillett1617]

''COW'S 4 GUN'S + DOLPHINS.

[@foxhole99]

I paid VAT a few times when I buy stuff online

[@deltabravo2678]

The importer (using cheap or maybe slave labor) pays the tariff to the feds for access to US market. Importer then charges more, giving "Made in the USA" more competitive pricing and offsets the benefits and higher wages in the US.

[@MATTBLACKBIKERIDER]

😎 Uhhuh Definitely a forward-thinking idea This has got to be the greatest show on Earth.

[@captainwillygrimm338]

Those of us who have taken the time to understand our history of Federal tarrif income vs taxing America are excited to pay this fiat debt down to zero. The premise is simple; if you want to sell your wares in America you must pay for the right to do so....simple. 🇺🇲🏁

[@funforjonny7466]

Racket money overtly.

[@localfixx4184]

People think Gutfeld is funny? 7 million a year for that?

[@kimmckersie9661]

Idea for a new show: "Orangeman is the New Red/White/& Blue" !!! (Working title, ha ha)

[@robertmorris8997]

I thought they did a great job swapping the Darrens. I was a kid, and I didn't notice until there was a rerun and I noticed the different name. Then I started paying more attention and saw that it was two different guys.

[@LN-Lifer]

Joey is looking kinda rough. Hope he is okay

[@tammyschmidt6869]

Absolutely NOT interested in one word that WICKED faker has to say.

[@notadumbblond3]

As I'm sitting here suffering a high fever and dealing with aches and pains from the flu, the first time I've experienced it naturally, I have a "what if" of my own. What if the flu is God's way of showing people what it would be like without Him after life ends if they do not have a relationship with Him. Because the Bible talking about the deep ache and chewing on your tongue during the darkness and Fall of Babylon in the book of Revelation in one of the final bowl judgements, is a very familiar feeling while dealing with this.

[@richardscornucopia976]

hello. very interesting idea.i've had the flu more times than i can remember. I had Covid 3 times but I stand on God"s Word and His promise to His Children. Psalm 91. So then Faith comes from hearing (reading) and hearing thru the Word of GOD.

[@Mike-xy8gm]

1835 was the last year America had positive economic credit. Circa, A.J.

[@DayleHudson-b9t]

Your going to have a boy

[@Mike-xy8gm]

@DayleHudson-b9t I shall name him Dayle

[@Mezziah11.11]

Hes good because he will put the idea out there as a talking point to debate between the Masse's!!, Then he gets his team to revise the vibes of the people , or the successfulness of the project and he goes from there !!💯🎸

[@neonphoenixoriginal]

Super LOL, “you want to be messed up? Than get messed up. Simple…” I love it

[@markwillett1617]

+ SQUIRREL'S + ALL BIRD'S+++

[@jeananderson3008]

Andrew GRUEL! What a great surname. Kat I really, really love you! Can’t wait for your baby to pop out darling!

[@BeverlyParker-w6z]

❤

[@anonygent]

None of you understand economics if you think tariffs are a good idea. Milton Friedman explained it all in _Free to Choose._ He said the worst (apparent) scenario would be where the US made nothing except printed dollars and all our goods were made overseas, but that would in fact be the *best* possible scenario because we would be buying our goods with cheap ink & paper (linen for you sticklers), making us very rich indeed.

[@mickey2pair]

No leftovers? Boo

[@annbenett354]

Team Trump

[@AlexRadiobomb]

No jokes better than the 2020's though... 🙃

[@petedriftmeyer3867]

Let's " Make America 🇺🇸 Safe and Healthy Again ", by Welcoming GREENLAND to the United States of America 🇺🇸