Guy Montgomery - Australian Border Security 2024 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala

[@carriemitch1]

This ramps up my anticipation for GuyMont Spelling-Bee Series 2!

[@jasonhenson7948]

"Your word is 'TB'".

[@carriemitch1]

@@jasonhenson7948 Oh no, I'd go for the Coward's Cup! 😂

[@Raindrop2424]

Maybe he should have a conversation with John Green 🤔

[@Tomahaka]

I too thought this

[@michaelacheong]

Glad to see some other nerdfighters in here, I feel like tweeting this at John or something

[@nothinglikeasongbird]

"One of life's great pleasures to be in Melbourne" Bro hitting us with the jokes right out the gate huh

[@Bro-bi3in]

Is that a joke?

[@nothinglikeasongbird]

@@Bro-bi3in My comment was, mate

[@paulbrown1892]

even our greatest and most innovative minds succumb to the airplane curse. love your work

[@RickHallifax]

He is naturally hilarious

[@Bro-bi3in]

Really?

[@Laundry_Hamper]

funy man tell joke. a timeless catalyst for mirth

[@ragnarokangaroo]

Wow, he has a very Norm Macdonald cadence and delivery. Does he own a doghouse by chance?

[@TimBatt]

GO GUY!

[@Can0spam]

I like this guy a lot.

[@DiederikAms]

Very relatable. just returned from Melbourne. It is all true! (well, the border patrol bit, not the blood coughing 🤣 )

[@jehovahsfitness]

That was me watching Dune Part 2 on my phone using the Virgin in-flight entertainment system... just as Denis Villeneuve intended.

[@desleykakoulidisgallaway3382]

Hilarious clever genius 🎉❤🎉❤

[@daltongalloway]

Didn’t know you couldn’t check your phone? Such a weird law 😂

[@sandrograndi6638]

Been flying into Australia for years and never heard of it

[@Jonathanwebb100]

Such a great joke that only he could write.

[@butterbean8577]

"Whats the deal with airport customs and border security"

[@lazthegreat10]

Is any other country doing the dumb shit we are? Ticking boxes that we don't have tuberculosis, no change since the 90s

[@OnDVD]

Boo! And I hate to say this but I’m way more of a Guy Montgomery - Smarter Than a Fish 2024 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala fan.

[@Bro-bi3in]

Thought i was in the twilight zone people laughing but it was just a boring monologue no real jokes in my opinion. 2 out of 10.

[@thelibertine706]

Same here

[@royboy4571]

Yeah, it was surreal. Didn’t laugh once.

[@rugbybeef]

You haven't been detained from entering Australia because you had taken a walk on muddy ground the day before.