H.I. #72: 64 Pairs of Underwear

[@fakjbf3129]

17:30 "You are an inanimate, soulless object who's purpose is to turn on my f***ing lights...." tell us how your really feel Grey.....

[@TheRiskyBrothers]

I prefer to believe he said "fuck-lights"

[@TheFGnat]

I want an animated version of this...

[@abculattera4446]

This is how the robot uprising begins.

[@willimations277]

I want to see animated siri filing her nails

[@ymeynot0405]

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[@FuhSheezy]

Signs of the Apocalypse include Hello Internet having very close release dates

[@minimooster7258]

Paul Schofield that's my new favourite comment

[@calebbenson7293]

You win the KZbin comments for today.

[@DukeGusion]

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[@vespum2855]

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[@danochy5522]

Well this was true. A week later Trump won.

[@TheRiskyBrothers]

"Siri, turn on my fuck-lights!" -CGP Grey

[@EmperorTigerstar]

For clothes I do bulk buys for everything EXCEPT t-shirts. All of my t-shirts are of different bands.

[@philipripper1522]

People who wear band t-shirts live in a parallel dimension close to our own.

[@louisxvioffrance990]

This confirms my suspicions. The greatest mapper listens to the greatest podcast.

[@EmperorTigerstar]

***** Thank you!

[@EmperorTigerstar]

Louis XVI of France Indeed I do. :)

[@vespum2855]

All my tee shirts come from different charities.

[@Gilgwathir]

Ok grey went mental. New cortex, 2 new HI in rapid fire AND the new big CGP Video

[@eomoran]

CGP

[@TheGuyWhoSkisWithPoi]

After advert one 20:14 After advert two 42:43 After advert three 59:30

[@iotaslair]

Grey's complaint about Siri 14:33 through 18:24 . Seriously it's hilarious

[@iotaslair]

This needs to be animated, someone get on this

[@neopickwindfire322]

Where's Dovski when we need him? :D

[@sodiepopper601]

*Siriously

[@TheRealMartin]

Siri is just crap, and Grey really should be using Android. He clearly hates Apple and all the shit he's been bitching about Apple, iOS, iPhones, and his Apple Watch are a non-issue in Android space, but god damn is he stubborn lol.

[@DeadeyeViper]

I was able to find the HI logo in google by searching "hi" in images and selecting grey for color under the search tools.

[@christophert129]

Hello Internet is so awesome - just entertaining enough to not be boring, long enough to not have to be constantly going to the next video, but not distracting enough to prevent me from doing work. Don't stop uploading these!

[@the_kraken6549]

Listening to Grey’s sock and underwear advice is no joke, one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

[@360flyby]

i like how each and every single comment is about grey suddenly getting into this sort of "uploading frenzy".

[@Huntracony]

Three days? Who are you and what have you done with CGP Grey?

[@Postcinct]

Grey's lost it.

[@endrankluvsda4loko172]

I think the way Grey feels about those 5 seconds he has to wait to skip a youtube ad is how I feel about redlights. I spend a ton of time in the car everyday. Usually over 1 hour, sometimes closer to 2 based on traffic. One light is no big deal, but after having to deal with them day in and day out, after a while it's like ugh how much of my life is getting drained away just sitting and waiting for the light to change back. Cause really, what can you do at a light? Well, what are you supposed to do should be the question. But yeah, other than wiping the interior down from dust it's like ugh what a waste of time.

[@Junkman1217]

Interestingly enough, I checked the Pegasus Arms Restaurant website and the "Contact Us" picture has changed to a picture that's presumably the staff all in the restaurant.

[@ParanoidGamer122]

This AND a 19 min video!? Greys work lightbulb can be seen from space.

[@rcrandychu]

Speedmaster Grey putting out two podcasts back to back!

[@Mrdachs88]

OMG, a glitch in the matrix! Two podcasts in one week? That's definitely not something that would happen in base reality!

[@vespum2855]

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[@marcusvasbinder489]

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[@IsaiahOdhner]

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[@marcusvasbinder489]

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[@cheesymuffin8378]

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[@tonyoliver2330]

I know how you feel cgpgray! I found the perfect brand and the perfect way to purchase it since full retail is ridiculous (J. Crew). I always get them close to the end of a season at a factory outlet store with student discounts. Perfect clothes for my body and inexpensive for me.

[@harshadkulkarni5874]

Wow Wow Wow! There must be a meteor coming for us! :D Grey, what are you not telling us?

[@averagejoe225]

I have had KZbin Red for a little over a year, and it is indeed fantastic. Absolutely ad free, and ad free on my mobile as well. I love pulling up a video to show someone and not worrying about an advert playing first. It also gives me background playback on my phone so I can type a text or use another app while still having KZbin audio playing. Definitely worth the $10. You also receive a subscription to Google Play, which is a great music streaming service. So I save money from not watching advertisements, and I save money by not paying for an additional music streaming service like Spotify.

[@MrLeathercouch]

On the socks thing, I buy the same socks every time I get new socks, they come in black, grey, and white, and are available worldwide (which is a problem I've - or rather not - encountered) which works like a charm and I don't have to throw out my socks every time I get new ones.

[@minimooster7258]

Wow, these came it in very rapid succession

[@CoolieCoolster]

Oh my god. TWO EPISODES THIS FAST? DID I DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN???

[@Sponsie1000]

This detail of Grey having basically only two different outfits Really puts his 2-weeks stay in that Dutch hotel in a whole new perspective. Dude in scruffy beard who barely leaves his appartment, always wears the same stuff... l now understand feeling the urgent need to get a shaving kit posthaste hahaha

[@WouterWeggelaar]

I'm with grey on the clothing. i bought socks and underwear in bulk, and it's great.

[@TheBluestflamingos]

Do you mind telling me where you buy the socks from (assuming it's an online store)? I'm thinking of doing the sock thing myself.

[@WouterWeggelaar]

Unfortunately, I had a bit of a sockpocalypse. I bought them in a regular store in the Netherlands that went bankrupt...V&D if you want to know. I am sure there is plenty of socks out there wanting to be on your feet!

[@robbielobster3212]

Thanks for brightening my night during a hellish slog of trigonometry.

[@Gh0stClown]

I have absolutely zero compulsion to match my socks. I just pull two out of my drawer every morning and stick 'em on.

[@marcus7564]

The Pegasus Arms, I went to a pub quiz there in early 2017 were Jacinda Adern was the quiz master lol.

[@MeowMeowDeathRay]

About the youtube red avenue thing: I do want to point out that the percentage of highly educated audience, high income group and people with long attention span of this channel would be much higher than normal vlogger/ gamers/ whatever.

[@mukiz00]

since gray ask why so many listners are subscribe to this channel, i mainly consider this to be the notification to check for new episode since i use an application on my phone to download podcast.

[@Ahead144]

The Pegasus Arms site now shows a group photo of the hotel workers instead of the HI logo for the contact image, considering the Podcast only just went up, I think we may have an avid Tim, who has hastily replaced the image after learning of Brady and Grey's disapproval of its use.

[@willemvandebeek]

Yay! Black Mirror review next episode! :D

[@calebandersen]

KZbin Red gets rid of all of the ads. I enjoy it.

[@hrnekbezucha]

The more I listen to this podcast the less weird I feel. You guys are nuts. But if you managed to achieve a happy life, get married and all that jazz even with the personality quirks, my future might not be as hopeless as I thought. Big Thanks for that! You're both awesome.

[@nachochips8090]

45:00 ADBLOCK AWAY

[@MrAntieMatter]

2 episodes in three days? What... who are you and what have you done to the real Grey!?

[@carsoneastman5709]

Yo, I was totally a part of the lines crossing at about 1:10:00. I downloaded the KZbin music app and it gave me a free trial of KZbin Red. so I had it when I watched the last video. man I'm high.

[@pies765]

The picture on the site is correct now

[@billybob5161]

The best way to do an easy outfit, is a short sleeved polo (any color), a light sweatshirt (grey), and a pair of light, tan or black pants.

[@billybob5161]

Getting multiple colors of polo make it look much more different than it is so people d ok not complain

[@joshuabrown1025]

This is perfect, i wear NOTHING but Grey T-shirts, Blue jeans, black socks, And you dont need to know what my undergarment colour is.

[@Sufo]

I'm very particular about my pants and so I own several pairs of the exact same pair of pants. I completely sympathize with you Grey.

[@Donal01]

When you're just about to get up to date and they upload a new video when you're halfway through the other one...

[@vespum2855]

Same

[@neo120590]

Love Grey's papercut.

[@TammyJerkChicken]

joining the KZbin podcast clan! hi

[@vijaybalajin3259]

well Derek Muller himself said he is making longer videos in his video abt how to go viral if i am not mistaken @cgp grey 1:05:50

[@puupipo]

Is this a trick of some kind? Is this how Grey will seize power?

[@VerbalLearning]

17:08 to 18:20 When the robot overlords have taken control of the world, i'm sure this bit of monologue is going to be the incriminating evidence that gets Grey killed at the Robot tribunal

[@K-o-R]

The fact that the Pegasus Arms site was also a Squarespace site makes me think it was a server farm glitch.

[@kevbgoolsby]

The increase in youtube red money coild also be the downloadable videos and only audio option. This means you could use youtube as a podcast app..

[@thesuperboring7753]

Maybe people don't comment when men wear the same clothing everyday, but I've had people comment a lot when I've done it. It's probably because I can't wear jeans, so my outfits can't be as casual/simple. I wear a lot of dresses, and people do comment when I wear the same really comfortable dress several days in a row.

[@MichaelDombrowski]

4 days later, incredible!

[@danrandom408]

to be fair to youtube, there are minimal ads on the app. They seem to play the same 3 ads all the time.

[@BeastOfTraal]

That's a good tip with socks.

[@Crazykilla626]

I love when Grey complains about 5 second ads and then we get to listen to a 2 minute sponsored ad on their damn podcast.

[@colinmclaughlin4549]

wow two episodes one week incredibl

[@DEFarnes]

I am not the only one who does the sock thing, I only buy 26 pairs at a time though and 26 pairs of pants.

[@gimiked8685]

I actually want sassy ai telling me I'm an idiot for missing my turn on GPS. And siri giving me lip from time to time. I think it's funny. I like sarcasm and sass. And maybe different accents for the lolz. As long as there is an option to turn it off and on per taste. But a sassy british woman giving me the beans in their accent and some of their cultures unique swear words has always been something I liked the idea of. I need this in my life.

[@NoriMori1992]

"Nobody likes TV, nobody likes schedules" …I like TV and schedules. My ADHD makes it really hard to pay attention or even make time for anything that's "on demand". Whereas if it's on a schedule and I can't delay it or pause it, that makes it almost trivial to set aside time and pay proper attention. I'm the same way with livestreams versus VODs. I still wish I could afford a TV and cable.

[@ryanwilson3526]

Two in one week?! And it's not even christmas?!

[@alexgodfrey1262]

is it 2am? yes do I have exams? yes do I care? nope

[@ajbadaj]

FYI - Googling Hi did eventually show up the hello internet logo. Also, the Pegasus Arms website has been updated.

[@davee1233]

web.archive.org/web/20161004123602/pegasus-arms.com/

[@abandoned4833]

wow i didn't think the newscorp watermark would be THAT extreme

[@juancariasr7932]

Fun fact, Avianca (originally SCADTA) is the second oldest airline in the world and the first one in America.

[@cidshroom]

Catzalot Aviato*

[@ryaxis6365]

all my clothes are from bulk but only in red blue and grey, iv gotten to the point where if I lose something that's red blue of grey then it gets returned (not just clothes) and even if it is not mine people bring me things asking if there mine. :D

[@capten8287]

@17:00 "Robot" = "Slave"

[@manosmavros]

hey,I love your podcasts, especially cortex, but I cannot find the "hello Internet" podcast in my device, is there anything you can do?! like publish it ir something, anyways, I love the podcasts

[@gobsmack84]

i have nearly the same problem with certain podcast apps. It can seem to be able to find the podcast but cant subscribe, I don't seem to have this problem with any other podcast.

[@manosmavros]

elliot king I cant even find this podcast, not the episode, but the whole podcast

[@verward]

I have like 20 pairs of underwear of the same brand, at least 5 of which are exactly the same colour. This can be awkward because I sometimes get comments from people that think I've been wearing the same pair for three days or so.

[@juandavila140]

Grey, Brady. You probably figured this out but the sear in google to get the HI logo is simply "hello". So that is probably what they googled

[@15DEAN1995]

i always found it funny that youtube seems to want to be like tv i mean the reason i hate watching tv is that about 9 mins of a 30min show is just adverts and that pissed me off. it was so dam frustrating to sit watching all these depressing ads and random crap you couldnt care less about and just wasting your time. bbc channels are really the only channels where the show is pretty much the length that is shown in the guide. i dont even watch bbc anymore because they have nothing on that i have any interest in watching. thats the beauty of the internet all it takes is 1 random thought and you could find about 2 or 3 hours of videos to watch and enjoy and maybe find new things to subscribe to and that gives you even more things to watch. the internet is great youtube is difficult to say because 9/10 times when they make a big change it gets worse. "cough" google+ "cough"

[@andrewgalati3406]

They didn't mention the Crash Course Human Geography bananza. I thought that would be a central theme to the episode. Had it not happened yet when they recorded? I thought the reason they were so close together was because of that.

[@theeutecticpoint]

It was briefly covered in the Cortex podcast, very very brief, so I think they may have made a decision not to talk about it.

[@andyjohnson6425]

Why could I just predict that backblaze commercial at minute 58

[@DaveYogs]

You guys need to talk about the video Tesla made of the self driving tech. PLS.

[@postmortemgaming630]

hey grey, can you send me a list of all the requirements that make a good everyday outfit

[@witeken]

When were the good old days when they discussed how many videos Brady released since Grey's last vid and people were making graphs of how the topic flow went?

[@waltermcdonough]

They've changed the contact us picture :)

[@vussianspy]

It's fucking Greymas!

[@bemanos12345]

next one is gonna be next year :/

[@BidnessGoose]

can we get a cgp sock line?

[@jordieweeds]

Whoa Chirstmas has come early.

[@TheRealVastile]

New episode so soon after the last, we have been blessed.

[@iascan]

The hello internet logo comes up quite quickly if you search for "hello"

[@josnardstorm]

Please for the love of God, animate Grey's rant about Siri.

[@VirninRS]

What kind of toothbrush was it?

[@Andrew_Sparrow]

I want to know too

[@gertgol3532]

The link to the amazon page is in the description if you didn't see it.

[@probE466]

oh my god the price

[@jimsbooksreadingandstuff]

you could by so many regular toothbrushes for the price of the sonic toothbrush

[@johnvcarroll]

Grey and Brady, you bullies, as of 01Nov16 you've made the Pegasus Arms change their contact us thumbnail.

[@aarons8711]

2 days? 2 days?! I assume this means the next episode will be in December.

[@jameskolby]

grey, who is forcing you to output content at this new lovely rapid rate.

[@Awsompick]

does Brady play SWTOR? he sounds super familiar

[@aylethblue]

wooow, great, two episodes.. exciting

[@alistairwall5470]

If anyone wants to see the Hello Internet logo on the Pegasus Arms, go to [web archive.org] w/out space

[@eomoran]

Regarding “long-form” content. I think creators need to get good at incorporating midrolls into their videos the same way tv did and what MKBHD (I assume) has started doing now in his podcast

[@frostyalaska6371]

I'm 18 and already do what grey does with clothes and socks xD

[@galaalag]

another one?? already?? hellll yeahhhh :D:D:D:D

[@w4yL1F31S]

I'm watching this now in 2018 in June

Grey, just tell the internet what t-shirts you bought and then we can tell you where you can find something similar

[@scech14]

omg I thought i was the only one who got pissed by siri with her sass

[@limaromeo8745]

they talk about U2 bread for so long

[@KerryHallPhD]

In his calcs did Grey account for the fact that more of the people listening to the podcast on youtube will be those who are likely to be youtubeRed subscribers? Compared to the % of people watching his main channel vids more of the people choosing to use this channel are heavy youtube users, or we'd be using a podcast player.

[@trejkaz]

The thing about socks is totally true.

[@morrishakim1118]

My first time watching this podcast and I'm definitely watching every episode from now xD but what's with the red swirve it's nauseating .o.