H*tler in 2024

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FreedomToons

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@FreedomToons
@FreedomToons 11 ай бұрын
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@garhent
@garhent 11 ай бұрын
I like how Hitler's voice is basically Shaemus. It was a swing and a miss on this one though. Just saying, have Antifa call up Adolph Hitler to kill him, but then have Antifa describe what they want and how they are for discrimination and have Hitler take down notes and keep prodding them more for their own ideological views and have him escape and have Antifa be the ones responsible for what the German's did during WWII.
@arkgaharandan5881
@arkgaharandan5881 11 ай бұрын
i didnt, why you made them look jewish? Oh wait.
@IsaiahINRI
@IsaiahINRI 11 ай бұрын
Hey, Seamus. This is off-topic but have you ever heard of the band Theocracy? It's a Christian Power Metal band. They are most likely Protestant(and I know you're Catholic) but their music is generally pretty non-denominational. If you do give them a listen I'd recommend "I Am" and "Mosaic" those are my personal favorites at least. Keep up the good work and God Bless
@AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov
@AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov 11 ай бұрын
@@IsaiahINRI Let me guess: they never have made a song long than five or so minutes and do not display any type of musical virtuosity like shredding or tapping, hmmm?
@Snowhater-jm1wr
@Snowhater-jm1wr 11 ай бұрын
​@@IsaiahINRI Let's not make Christian music into metal music
@geeksgamesandgears2369
@geeksgamesandgears2369 11 ай бұрын
“Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it” - Joesph Stalin
@0ned
@0ned 11 ай бұрын
Military intelligence is oxymoron and military counterintelligence is cliché. Ανδρέ Σταμαύρα The Turkish Prisoner's Dilemma - CHEAT SHEET
@Mortred99
@Mortred99 11 ай бұрын
What do communist children have for lunch? Nothing. What do they have for dinner? Leftovers from lunch.
@Jerome616
@Jerome616 11 ай бұрын
lol
@Taterstiltskin
@Taterstiltskin 11 ай бұрын
🤣
@joshuar3632
@joshuar3632 11 ай бұрын
I own that shirt
@FreedomToons
@FreedomToons 11 ай бұрын
i just want you all to know i didnt write this cartoon- it just poured out of me. it was originally gonna be how hitler would talk to neo nazis vs how stalin would talk to neocommies, but as soon as i started i helplessly became a conduit for fat jokes to enter the world through- they were passing through me and onto my computer screen so quickly and in retrospect i genuinely felt no agency in any of it. the whole thing was written in like 2 minutes and after it was done i didnt think any possible thing i could do would improve it
@0ned
@0ned 11 ай бұрын
Keep letting your hair grow and kicking your feet when you laugh in bed.
@TheBuster0926
@TheBuster0926 11 ай бұрын
As a WW2 History Enthusiast. This is *Exactly* how he would react to being brought to the Future by GINGERS.
@dragonslayer7587
@dragonslayer7587 11 ай бұрын
Ok... I'm going on a diet! Tomorrow...
@t.l.mattson3436
@t.l.mattson3436 11 ай бұрын
😂 Fantastic
@jonazo7188
@jonazo7188 11 ай бұрын
And it’s your best work yet
@wingedhussar8552
@wingedhussar8552 11 ай бұрын
I never would’ve expected to get this much enjoyment out of Hitler making fat jokes for 2 minutes straight.
@NikeaTiber
@NikeaTiber 11 ай бұрын
Better than a leftie video where he would be making fat jokes for two minutes gay.
@themanfromdystopia807
@themanfromdystopia807 11 ай бұрын
You should hear his Jewish mother-in-law jokes...actually no, you probably shouldn't!
@SweatyFatGuy
@SweatyFatGuy 11 ай бұрын
Das habe ich tief in meiner deutschen Abstammung gespürt... we left Germany in 1867, and fought against them in the two wars between then and now. Ich bin der verschwitzte dicke Kerl
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 11 ай бұрын
​@@SweatyFatGuyIt will be fine bruder, we are in a socialist country now, so soon we can go on the Marx/Schwab diet. Wenn wir alle die Käfer essen müssen, werden wir dünn sein.
@SweatyFatGuy
@SweatyFatGuy 11 ай бұрын
@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 yes indeed, its proven to be the most effective diet ever, the problem is surviving it.
@torchedheavily
@torchedheavily 11 ай бұрын
"What's your goal? To annex candy land?" Damn. Now I know what hitler with nukes looks like.
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir 11 ай бұрын
With Sabaton's Ghost Division blasting in the background no doubt.
@JahJah-CleverHandle
@JahJah-CleverHandle 11 ай бұрын
​@@Lonovavir “When fatness burns, the final solution. Weight fades away and all calories turn to dust.”
@meganparrish807
@meganparrish807 11 ай бұрын
​@@JahJah-CleverHandle Try lard instead of calories, fits the tempo of the lyrics better.
@m1lkb0n3z
@m1lkb0n3z 11 ай бұрын
The Luftwaffles are being mobilized at this very moment.
@zr3755
@zr3755 11 ай бұрын
​@@m1lkb0n3zI was unacceptably old before I learned it was not Luft*waffle*
@Malefactor
@Malefactor 11 ай бұрын
Funny thing is, this isn't even an exaggeration. Hitler would often berate Hermann Göring for being obese.
@Berserker3624
@Berserker3624 11 ай бұрын
Huh point one for ol’hitler then
@TheRealRusDaddy
@TheRealRusDaddy 11 ай бұрын
He also detested cigarettes and tobacco in general but understood their usefulness to soldiers when they were stressed while fighting
@artstocker60
@artstocker60 11 ай бұрын
Imagine what he would have made of Chris Christie.
@ThermicLight
@ThermicLight 11 ай бұрын
@@TheRealRusDaddy - Detested booze too.
@mgk1397
@mgk1397 11 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he did meth though. And he definitely had some research trying to make superhuman solders with it. Did some nasty testing with all kinds of drugs on imprisoned Jews.
@insaneadventures4391
@insaneadventures4391 11 ай бұрын
"We're future communists." "I can tell." Ouch.
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 11 ай бұрын
Marx and Engle's weight loss plan still stands undefeated.....
@TheRealRusDaddy
@TheRealRusDaddy 11 ай бұрын
@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769whats it like 210(not counting all the soliders) million starved out atleast definitely more though hard to compete with all those lbs just disappearing
@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 11 ай бұрын
@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 Absolutely. Its a very extreme form of intermittent fasting LOOL
@Brecconable
@Brecconable 11 ай бұрын
@@TheRealRusDaddy Nope, that is Islam. Communism's death toll is 100,000,000.
@TheAnnoyingBoss
@TheAnnoyingBoss 11 ай бұрын
When hitler shows up hes like "AHH! UGHHHAH! WHO ARE THESE FAT PIECES OF SH**
@pohfrost1313
@pohfrost1313 11 ай бұрын
Stalin saying "I can tell" to the future communists had me dying. Just like all the people who starved under communism.
@nightfalls5462
@nightfalls5462 11 ай бұрын
"i can tell", "dies from hunger" LOL
@liraco_mx
@liraco_mx 11 ай бұрын
I see what you did there.
@spiffygonzales5160
@spiffygonzales5160 11 ай бұрын
Once had a discussion with a communist suggesting that the reason they starved was because they weren't communist ENOUGH. Reminded me of something I saw on KZbin going "sure, the reason communism didn't work is because of all those evil capitalists in the gulags greedily trading shoe string."
@ilyasharin1976
@ilyasharin1976 11 ай бұрын
@@spiffygonzales5160 No, the starving was because there was a worldwide economic crisis (Great Depression in Germany, England, US, etc.) For a nation that just came from a bloody Civil War and had to modernize itself at extremely fast pace, it was no surprise that hunger would come up. Unfortunately, in this matter, you are no better than the blue-haired, lesbian, and mentally destroyed Califorian 'communists' who follow general biases instead of looking at facts and documents.
@ilyasharin1976
@ilyasharin1976 11 ай бұрын
@@spiffygonzales5160 Typical American conservative, call out Californian idiots in their idiocy and in their own turn, commit the same exact idiocy. You Americans are great hypocrites.
@AtarahDerek
@AtarahDerek 11 ай бұрын
I'm concerned about the fact that Hitler and Stalin are apparently used to being yanked forward in time. But moreso about the fact that even Hitler looks at the 2020s and is like, "Nein, I'm out."
@jonathanwilliams1065
@jonathanwilliams1065 11 ай бұрын
He’d feel right at home in a Doha hotel room though
@Yogurt_Fingers
@Yogurt_Fingers 11 ай бұрын
80 years ago he was trying to wipe out things like communism, gender ideology and the Tribe pushing it.. We fought the people trying to save our sorry asses.. Now we have this "Leftist" bullshit all over again..
@hishamalaker491
@hishamalaker491 2 ай бұрын
​​@jonathanwilliams1065 Based. That means Doha is the only great place in the 2020s. It was supposed to be an anti Palestine joke right? Well guess what goy, the ✡️ hates you and only see you as a mindless servant that's unless you yourself are ✡️ just like Trump probablu and all of his children/grandchildren.
@JustinB6699
@JustinB6699 11 ай бұрын
Blonde: "We're fellow communists." Stalin: "You're not communists." *Green hair dies of hunger* Stalin: "Ok, now she is."
@KaiHellSky
@KaiHellSky 11 ай бұрын
Green hair's ghost: did you just assume my gender?
@JustinB6699
@JustinB6699 11 ай бұрын
@@KaiHellSky "Not your gender. Our gender."
@FilmedByAddison
@FilmedByAddison 11 ай бұрын
@@JustinB6699 Oh that's golden! 🤣🤣🤣
@luigimrlgaming9484
@luigimrlgaming9484 11 ай бұрын
@@KaiHellSky”Your gender is Gulag, you go there now!” - Stalin probably
@ivaldi13
@ivaldi13 11 ай бұрын
@@JustinB6699 Everyone, go home. The Internet has been won for today.
@Tall_Order
@Tall_Order 11 ай бұрын
Brownshirt: Hitler is mean! We should sue him! Hitler: With what lawyers? The law offices of Häagen and Daz?
@yourfavoriteheritic6441
@yourfavoriteheritic6441 4 ай бұрын
i got that refence
@ChrisRand-gf7lz
@ChrisRand-gf7lz 11 ай бұрын
"Blitzkrieg?! You need Jenny Krieg!". Damn. Hitler got claws...
@rickconnolly5006
@rickconnolly5006 11 ай бұрын
That one got me 😂
@DeltaEchoGolf
@DeltaEchoGolf 11 ай бұрын
I have a feeling that Craig is the Anglicized version of Krieg?
@sharkdentures3247
@sharkdentures3247 11 ай бұрын
"Hitler is MEAN." was such a wonderful, pouty line!
@chrismusix5669
@chrismusix5669 11 ай бұрын
Mean Kampf.
@johnmorgan1629
@johnmorgan1629 11 ай бұрын
"...summon the Gestapo, because you thought it was a cold soup!" You mean it's not?!
@davidgood840
@davidgood840 11 ай бұрын
Best line in this one !!
@ReddwarfIV
@ReddwarfIV 11 ай бұрын
And that's why you're not an admiral
@Eluderatnight
@Eluderatnight 11 ай бұрын
Thats some spicy gazpacho.
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir 11 ай бұрын
That line was almost out of mein comfort zone.
@davidgood840
@davidgood840 11 ай бұрын
@@Lonovavir😆😆
@PhilMcCrack1
@PhilMcCrack1 11 ай бұрын
A Fridge Too Far
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 11 ай бұрын
Ok that one made me belly laugh.
@Wulfen73
@Wulfen73 11 ай бұрын
Operation Over-weight
@Wulfen73
@Wulfen73 11 ай бұрын
The Fattest Day
@Wulfen73
@Wulfen73 11 ай бұрын
Operation Husky is just code for fat.
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769
@presidentmerkinmuffley6769 11 ай бұрын
TACO! TACO! TACO!
@t.l.mattson3436
@t.l.mattson3436 11 ай бұрын
👀 So...Seamus just wanted to write a bunch of fat jokes?
@FreedomToons
@FreedomToons 11 ай бұрын
and
@jeremiahwasabearfrog9956
@jeremiahwasabearfrog9956 11 ай бұрын
It was great ​@@FreedomToons
@EandJenius
@EandJenius 11 ай бұрын
I laughed
@grbenway
@grbenway 11 ай бұрын
@@jeremiahwasabearfrog9956 not so much ...he was much better before he got all involved with tim
@MAGATRUMPET
@MAGATRUMPET 11 ай бұрын
@@FreedomToonslove the videos
@avb19d6
@avb19d6 11 ай бұрын
Just became a father last week. That Mein-Couch joke really hit home with the dad jokes I’ve been able to make recently.
@graciegj63
@graciegj63 11 ай бұрын
Congratulations
@fictiontheorizer4253
@fictiontheorizer4253 11 ай бұрын
Congrats dude. Are they old enough to get the jokes yet?
@JeremiahDouglas
@JeremiahDouglas 6 ай бұрын
Congratulations on your baby now you can go outside everytime it rains and say we needed this. lol
@michaelman957
@michaelman957 11 ай бұрын
"We're fellow communists." "I can tell." 12/10 joke. Laughed till I wheezed.
@j4s0n39
@j4s0n39 11 ай бұрын
With all those hilarious insults, I think the time machine might have accidentally merged Hitler with Don Rickles.
@jefferydraper4019
@jefferydraper4019 11 ай бұрын
The world needs a Don Rickles right now. "You make a deal, deal. Maybe the guys a Republican." Best line ever.
@potatoheadpokemario1931
@potatoheadpokemario1931 11 ай бұрын
I can see Mr. PoTato Head making these jokes
@dennissmith5017
@dennissmith5017 11 ай бұрын
Just realized Rickles looks like Mussolini. 0__0
@AlleluiaElizabeth
@AlleluiaElizabeth 11 ай бұрын
And Don RIckles was Jewish, so this would just be extra hilarious.
@Wordgoblin
@Wordgoblin 11 ай бұрын
"Go on Blitzkrieg? You need to go on Jennykrieg!" That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
@stevepatton9822
@stevepatton9822 11 ай бұрын
Love the change on the typical look of the liberals to fit this short. Stalin's one liner is almost as good as all of Hitler's fat jokes 😅
@Jayalen
@Jayalen 11 ай бұрын
Leftists: so is Seamus with us or against us this time? **Sees ending** Leftists: Nevermind. He hates both us and the Right too
@fictiontheorizer4253
@fictiontheorizer4253 11 ай бұрын
Your daily reminder that Commies and Fascists are exactly the same.
@graveyardshift6691
@graveyardshift6691 11 ай бұрын
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
@SupHapCak
@SupHapCak 11 ай бұрын
Nazis aren't even rightwing :/ Leftits just kept calling right-wingers nazis because they were projecting.
@reubenoakley5887
@reubenoakley5887 11 ай бұрын
Except that Nazis are Leftists
@JappaChow
@JappaChow 11 ай бұрын
Hitler and Stalin are both democrat wet dreams. Where was the jokes about the right? Or are u one of those slow ppl that think nazi are conservative?
@MrJefferson07
@MrJefferson07 11 ай бұрын
This "I can tell." was so perfect!
@oranjwon4437
@oranjwon4437 11 ай бұрын
Laughing at Evil diminishes its power. I had to watch it twice. Comments are funny too. That was Stellar!
@ashotofwhiskey219
@ashotofwhiskey219 11 ай бұрын
Mustash Man's response to the 1 4 8 8 number was perfect, not only because it's funny, but also because he wouldn't have any idea what it meant.
@capncake8837
@capncake8837 11 ай бұрын
Upon learning its meaning, he’d probably also think they were cowards for disguising it and not just saying it outright.
@ashotofwhiskey219
@ashotofwhiskey219 11 ай бұрын
@@capncake8837 Yeah, I can that.
@When_did_they_add_handles
@When_did_they_add_handles 11 ай бұрын
@@capncake8837 to play Devil's Advocate, I think it's more shorthand than a disguise since everyone knows what it means beyond just Nazis now.
@joshjohnson2600
@joshjohnson2600 11 ай бұрын
When Seamus Coughlin made that "annex candy land" joke on Timcast, I had no idea he was paraphrasing Hitler clowning chubsters.
@Zachary5211
@Zachary5211 11 ай бұрын
Hitler impression is hilarious. 😂 The jokes just kept on coming. Stalin impression, so short but hilarious. 🎉
@michaelanthony4750
@michaelanthony4750 11 ай бұрын
Turns out Hitler doesn't only roast Jews.
@MrCanadian6
@MrCanadian6 7 ай бұрын
Nice one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Anamnesis
@Anamnesis 11 ай бұрын
I figured Adolf would have some dated references, then he said "Jenny Craig" and took it to the next level 😄
@zogian5991
@zogian5991 11 ай бұрын
"You're a nazi? Did you not ze all those calories you just ate?"
@Cha-Khia
@Cha-Khia 11 ай бұрын
"we're fellow Communists" " I can tell" That had me rolling.
@afrikasmith1049
@afrikasmith1049 11 ай бұрын
Those fat insults make Kyle, Stan and Kenny calling Cartman a fat ass sound like a wholesome compliment.
@texaswolf4655
@texaswolf4655 11 ай бұрын
“What do you think SS stands for? ‘Steak and Shake’?!” 🤣🤣🤣
@JohnR8589
@JohnR8589 11 ай бұрын
I could go for a bit of Mussolini and some limoncello - oh.. oh it ISN'T a cake?
@DH-xw6jp
@DH-xw6jp 11 ай бұрын
No, It _isn't_ cake. It's a light and fluffy whipped pudding.
@THENemesisXX99
@THENemesisXX99 11 ай бұрын
The chain of fat jokes had me dying. Pretty creative stuff that I am going to shamelessly steal haha
@teutonicknight23
@teutonicknight23 11 ай бұрын
I think Hitler should be grateful that he already has a Tank division.
@theevermind
@theevermind 11 ай бұрын
Jokes about communism aren't allowed unless everyone gets them.
@lethalweaboo8662
@lethalweaboo8662 4 ай бұрын
Not true way funnier if the commies don't get the joke.
@Darth_Cornpop
@Darth_Cornpop 11 ай бұрын
**That awkward moment when Leftoids and Nawt sees realize they have way more in common with each other than either side would ever care to admit**
@Gideon_Judges6
@Gideon_Judges6 11 ай бұрын
Nah you've only been told lies by the victors of his-story.
@MartyrPandaGaming
@MartyrPandaGaming 11 ай бұрын
Sol, I can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid.
@CaptainSeamus
@CaptainSeamus 11 ай бұрын
@@Gideon_Judges6 uh, ok, sure... also, sorry you fainted at the end there...
@BrainUndead80
@BrainUndead80 11 ай бұрын
*That awkward moment when you realize the 1930s German bad guys called themselves National Socialists, banned guns, hated free speech, loved abortion, controlled the means of production, while attacking a privileged class and imposing affirmative action. Sounds familiar.
@Likexner
@Likexner 11 ай бұрын
@@CaptainSeamus History is written by the victors... except for the last world war, right?
@Victor-SPQR
@Victor-SPQR 11 ай бұрын
A lot of fat jokes (not entirely inaccurate as of now). Though in the past Classical Fascist's used to be focused on physical fitness and the capability to hold one's own in a fight. Mussolini was known to challenge people, usually rival politicians, to sword duels. Beginning at around the age of six, all boys in the Kingdom of Italy were required to go through a rigorous fitness training mandated by the education system.
@PaulvonOberstein
@PaulvonOberstein 11 ай бұрын
And yet Mussolini was still an incompetent fool who helped Hitler destroy his country.
@ChronoSquare
@ChronoSquare 11 ай бұрын
based
@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737
@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737 11 ай бұрын
Based
@Yogurt_Fingers
@Yogurt_Fingers 11 ай бұрын
Now we have the Tiny Hat Tribe pushing feminism and gender ideology like they did in Weimer Germany..
@alexer52
@alexer52 11 ай бұрын
based
@simlucien
@simlucien 11 ай бұрын
The Austrian Painter's roast game was ELITE
@bleach-kun
@bleach-kun 10 ай бұрын
You missed the opportunity to make a Super Size Joke on the SS part lol
@hiddendesire3076
@hiddendesire3076 11 ай бұрын
0:30 Missed opportunity for “Super Sized”.
@commanderruv8869
@commanderruv8869 9 ай бұрын
0:10 its hard to see but Hitler has a book in his hands when he gets teleported
@Salty_Dog1
@Salty_Dog1 11 ай бұрын
I like how Hitler and Stalin instinctively start speaking English after being brought to the future.
@orrorsaness5942
@orrorsaness5942 4 ай бұрын
Eh, Stalin can speak English in OTL but rarely spoke it The same is likely true for Hitler as well
@stephenroot1012
@stephenroot1012 11 ай бұрын
Given how many people supposedly travel through time to get to him it's not really surprising that he knows how to use a time machine...or that he now can speak English.
@Roark787
@Roark787 11 ай бұрын
Ironically funny since Hitler himself was known to have quite the sweet tooth. A sweet tooth that got more prominent when he started to indulged in stress eating near the end of the war.
@Roark787
@Roark787 11 ай бұрын
Then again he was probably burning all those excess calories with all those meth tablets.
@theodorejenkins6066
@theodorejenkins6066 11 ай бұрын
​@Roark787 yeah I was about to bring that up I think he'd have a hard time eating a lot considering what his daily prescribed "medications" were LOL.
@swaggyshark6520
@swaggyshark6520 3 ай бұрын
"I can tell" has to be the coldest response I've ever heard 🥶
@TheNightWatcher1385
@TheNightWatcher1385 11 ай бұрын
When casual racists meet a professional.
@CKgaming896
@CKgaming896 4 ай бұрын
Yah
@aquapuppy9838
@aquapuppy9838 11 ай бұрын
"What's your goal, to annex candyland?" That "oooh-oh" right after had "I could only wish" vibes.
@kellycutlerdance3862
@kellycutlerdance3862 8 ай бұрын
"What's your goal? To annex CandyLand?" broke me 😭
@Doc_Tar
@Doc_Tar 11 ай бұрын
Eat your heart out Babylon Bee, but don't get fat.
@WPSent
@WPSent 11 ай бұрын
"Go on Blitzkrieg?! You need to go on Jenny Krieg." I died there, then got better.
@90_98
@90_98 11 ай бұрын
I don't get it, can you explain?
@WPSent
@WPSent 11 ай бұрын
@@90_98 Jenny Craig is a diet meal plan.
@90_98
@90_98 11 ай бұрын
@@WPSent Thanks.
@90_98
@90_98 10 ай бұрын
@@WPSentHang on a sec. I Googled it and Jenny Craig was founded in 1985, how would H*tler know about it?
@JonMI6
@JonMI6 11 ай бұрын
If a fat person ever tells you that “obese is just the n word for fat people”, just reply with “Bigga, please”
@TheSilentWhistles13
@TheSilentWhistles13 Ай бұрын
I think that commenting on other people's bodies unsolicited is honestly creepy as fuck no matter what they look like.
@JonMI6
@JonMI6 Ай бұрын
@ except grandmothers…they can say anything especially to their grandchildren
@TheSilentWhistles13
@TheSilentWhistles13 Ай бұрын
@@JonMI6 I think if a family member is concerned about your health, they should say something regardless of your body shape at the time.
@JonMI6
@JonMI6 Ай бұрын
@@TheSilentWhistles13 and doctors Except there is (or at least was) a growing movement of body positivity/fat acceptance. Lizzo was the biggest purveyor of it with her “beauty standard” as she called it
@TheSilentWhistles13
@TheSilentWhistles13 Ай бұрын
@@JonMI6 There's a difference between commenting on anyone’s appearance unsolicited, *and actually being a healthcare professional, who is paid to comment on physical conditions*, or a *family member who has things to lose based on another family member’s health*. When I say commenting on anyone’s physical appearance, I mean, *regardless of whether they are obese or emaciated or somewhere in between, if they did not ask you your opinion, keep it to yourself just like you’d keep your opinion of a woman’s breast shape to yourself*. Don’t get me wrong, encouraging people to be emaciated or obese is creepy as well. What I think needs to be taught, is that people need to focus less on the actual appearance, and more on the effect that the condition has on the body. Keep in mind that the fetishization of emaciated bodies was only a factor since the 90s. If you think that’s any more or less healthy I got a bridge in Baltimore to sell you.
@smileemailee
@smileemailee 11 ай бұрын
SS stands for Super Sassy!
@HartyBiker
@HartyBiker 11 ай бұрын
What? I thought it stood for "soft serve"
@ragingjaguarknight86
@ragingjaguarknight86 11 ай бұрын
"Super size!" 😆 🤣 😂
@lamalien2276
@lamalien2276 11 ай бұрын
Special Sauce.
@_Cleveland_
@_Cleveland_ 11 ай бұрын
💅
@pancakemacbuttery9142
@pancakemacbuttery9142 6 ай бұрын
Was not expecting hitler to be prepared with fat shaming jokes
@PvblivsAelivs
@PvblivsAelivs 11 ай бұрын
You should have used something like "your last Kampf was opening a box of Twinkies."
@CoolPapaJMagik
@CoolPapaJMagik 11 ай бұрын
In the antiwhite narrative, they have replaced Jesus with King Jr and Satan with the mustache man.
@kostasbiker9302
@kostasbiker9302 11 ай бұрын
Oy vey anti something something
@Gideon_Judges6
@Gideon_Judges6 11 ай бұрын
Wait until the lukewarm kumbaya ones find out Kangz Jr. was prophesied as a false teacher in Jeremiah 23:25.
@gratefulguy4130
@gratefulguy4130 11 ай бұрын
Yup
@CoolPapaJMagik
@CoolPapaJMagik 11 ай бұрын
@@gratefulguy4130did you see that clip of the little girl who was asked about King Jr and she said “yeah he died for our sins?” That is so very intelligent of her. She wasn’t told that, but she made the connection. That’s what they’re teaching our Whte children
@SethSinclair
@SethSinclair 11 ай бұрын
@@CoolPapaJMagikWhat are white kids? Also no she’s just a kid, she heard Jesus who’s a big figure and mixed up the two, it’s not that deep.
@lemmdus2119
@lemmdus2119 11 ай бұрын
Mussolini = small chocolate cake.🤣🤣🤣 I lost it when I heard that.
@TheAnnoyingBoss
@TheAnnoyingBoss 11 ай бұрын
"Ummm Thisss is whyyy im an italiannn fascist"
@TheVaporater
@TheVaporater 6 ай бұрын
"You were trying to summon gestapo because you thought it was a cold soup?" 😂😂😂EPIC😂😂
@addisonpage1
@addisonpage1 11 ай бұрын
“Were fellow communist” “I can tell” 💀🤣
@VincitOmniaVeritas7
@VincitOmniaVeritas7 11 ай бұрын
They thought Slaugherhouse-5 was a barbecue restaurant
@DH-xw6jp
@DH-xw6jp 11 ай бұрын
I thought wee called him the funny mustache man because it was a silly style, not because he is such a brutal Heckler & Koch.
@JayChampagne
@JayChampagne 11 ай бұрын
"Hitler is mean." Hot take, lol.
@thegeneralmitch
@thegeneralmitch 4 ай бұрын
Plot twist, that was Charlie Chaplin.
@devinhallsworth5531
@devinhallsworth5531 2 ай бұрын
"Oh you want to go to war? Whats your goal, to annex candyland?" XD
@tonythekillab8189
@tonythekillab8189 11 ай бұрын
If your average Twitter Wignat was able to successfully summon Hitler, this is pretty much how the interaction would go.
@yourepostedinthewrongneigh1545
@yourepostedinthewrongneigh1545 11 ай бұрын
Not at all! The dudes in the cartoon summoning hitler are actually white, finding a non-Hispanic natsoc is impossible.
@fobinc
@fobinc 11 ай бұрын
Somehow I just have an urge to start a chain of "yo mama" jokes but instead of insulting mamas I compliment them Edit: also it appears more prosperous to be a neo Nazi rather than a neo Commie. At least the Nazis didn't faint.
@mommalion7028
@mommalion7028 11 ай бұрын
Yo momma is so dedicated she displayed your hand turkey even after one of the googly eyes fell off in your backpack
@The_Cheese_Man512
@The_Cheese_Man512 11 ай бұрын
Yo mama so kind she gave me her only child as payment for groceries. That's right son. Welcome to the family.
@CrizzyEyes
@CrizzyEyes 11 ай бұрын
They had a lot in common but generally propping up your authoritarian regime with nationalism is a lot smarter than propping it up with, uh, starving everyone and making them dependent on handouts
@GeoBox-cf3bf
@GeoBox-cf3bf 7 ай бұрын
Hitler did overindulge in junk food in the Führerbunker, though.
@whothoughthandleswereagoodidea
@whothoughthandleswereagoodidea 11 ай бұрын
I was expecting a rehash of "Guys in the 40s were way more extreme than guys now" but this is honestly better
@Forsparda
@Forsparda 11 ай бұрын
That Stalin joke had me rolling
@micheleespinoza2124
@micheleespinoza2124 11 ай бұрын
People who don't know history won't get this cartoon. I loved the accuracy of it 😅
@l337pwnage
@l337pwnage 11 ай бұрын
Ya, people don't know how much fitness was tied to that. People watch movies and think they just genetically engineered them when it was just plain old good food and exercise. People also don't know, the more work you do, more blonde you become. 😁 A fat fascist is about as common as an honest capitalist.
@petermadany2779
@petermadany2779 11 ай бұрын
People who don't know soup won't get this cartoon. Also, people who don't know "a sweet or savory dish made as a smooth light mass with whipped cream and beaten egg white, flavored with chocolate, fish, etc., and typically served chilled" won't get this cartoon.
@TheHouseOfWaffles
@TheHouseOfWaffles 11 ай бұрын
The cold soup joke got me good!
@Merlchar
@Merlchar 11 ай бұрын
Hitler and Stalin would indeed be embarrassed by their adherents today. Maybe if they could have seen what would become of their movements they would have decided not to go through with all that murder and genocide after all.
@CCC-b1n
@CCC-b1n Ай бұрын
I agree.
@jimc.goodfellas
@jimc.goodfellas 11 ай бұрын
Man....berated by the Funny Mustache Man.... that's rough
@peanutbuttersandwich3412
@peanutbuttersandwich3412 11 ай бұрын
Hitler: "You want to join the Luftwaffe? More like "luftwaffels" amiright?!
@techpriest6962
@techpriest6962 11 ай бұрын
*Historical Secrets:* Hitler spit some savage fat jokes.
@corrupt1user
@corrupt1user 11 ай бұрын
Oh man, this is the sort of skit that SNL would be doing if they weren't so incompetent
@mr.patriotjol
@mr.patriotjol 11 ай бұрын
Why did this pop up after watching the German song Erika
@cuppa_coffee_nyc
@cuppa_coffee_nyc 10 ай бұрын
I like how this channel rips on everyone equally. Right wing. Left wing. Stupid people...Fat people. This channel holds no punches It's fantastic
@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik 9 ай бұрын
Does it though? Ive almost never seen a video ripping on the right, its exclusively the left.
@cuppa_coffee_nyc
@cuppa_coffee_nyc 9 ай бұрын
@@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik even better!
@to101md
@to101md 4 ай бұрын
@@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik I know I'm months late but there is the "Republicans in 5 years" video not to mention lots of ones where he makes fun of the orange voice.
@Sigma-INFJ.
@Sigma-INFJ. 11 ай бұрын
Liberals who see this are going to start complaining that this is fat shaming. Thank you Seamus for making us laugh. 😂
@coffeehousedialogue
@coffeehousedialogue 11 ай бұрын
"Aw, stop fat-shaming... Wait, but these are NYAAAAzzzis! Should I really feel bad for them!?" *Code breaks*
@MrVara411
@MrVara411 11 ай бұрын
0:49 "Go on Blitzkrieg? You need to go on JENNY Krieg!" 🤣🤣
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir 11 ай бұрын
So, he's saying they should go to the USSR and enjoy a Communist diet?
@kingofthorns203
@kingofthorns203 11 ай бұрын
I love these time machine episodes. Classic FreedomToons.
@zuzumontague
@zuzumontague 6 ай бұрын
Yup, this is what I “never meet. Your heroes” moment looks like.
@benjaminlannstrom8312
@benjaminlannstrom8312 11 ай бұрын
These jokes had a lot of meat on their bones 😂
@patrickcharzin3062
@patrickcharzin3062 11 ай бұрын
If they weren't fat, you'd be calling them feds
@pierremongenet1229
@pierremongenet1229 11 ай бұрын
That's a nice remake (if that's what we can call it) of your old video : "Fighting nazis Then VS Now".
@rickyspanish492
@rickyspanish492 11 ай бұрын
We love you Seamus. Thanks for all the hard work you and your people do for us.
@woodwyrm
@woodwyrm 11 ай бұрын
Patriot Front looking good! 🤣 🤣 🤣
@joebiggs135
@joebiggs135 11 ай бұрын
I thought you smooth brains were complaining because they weren't fat.
@kosjeyr
@kosjeyr 11 ай бұрын
I like how you have Hilter like 'F you I'm going back!"
@roryscott2941
@roryscott2941 11 ай бұрын
American History XXXXL
@nocturne2029
@nocturne2029 11 ай бұрын
"Steak unt Shake" fuckin got me dude
@PaladinLevi
@PaladinLevi 11 ай бұрын
Made some campy jokes about this roast but KZbin censored me.
@Goodfans533
@Goodfans533 2 ай бұрын
Pussy crybabies
@LilDiabloRob
@LilDiabloRob 11 ай бұрын
Not even 30 seconds in the video, and I’m already on the floor!!🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@Choicexband
@Choicexband 11 ай бұрын
FDR: all according to plan
@Joe-ug2mb
@Joe-ug2mb 2 күн бұрын
"I can tell" is such a perfect line hahaha
@WhatCanSmith
@WhatCanSmith 11 ай бұрын
Handsome Truth is pretty jacked and so am I....so where is this stereotype?
@1MDA
@1MDA 11 ай бұрын
Being american, the comunists are just thin to make an starvation joke.
@alex99891
@alex99891 11 ай бұрын
ht is based
@johndoerr8853
@johndoerr8853 11 ай бұрын
This was more raw than I had anticipated. Thank you for this.
@mentalsquirrel100
@mentalsquirrel100 11 ай бұрын
Wow. Who would have believed that H*tler is actually pretty mean?
@NickPCage
@NickPCage 11 ай бұрын
pretty hilarious you mean.
@vincentlaw1415
@vincentlaw1415 11 ай бұрын
This is almost exactly the scene from "Er ist wieder da" when the Führer visits the NPD headquaters in Berlin (the modern version of the NSDAP) and just shouts everyone into the ground for being a disgrace to his legacy 😂. This was by the way live acting, so they where hella confused.
@BloodnSteel
@BloodnSteel 11 ай бұрын
Ouch lol, you got me laughing to the point where I started coughing especially for the zinger at the end. Great little toon here.
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