H2O Delirious Stupid Quotes and Misspeaking Words for over 12 Minutes

[@H2ODelirious]

Sooo what’s the best clip from this video?? Hmmmm???

[@biancacalderon9043]

You cheated on my boyfriend😰 that is a problem for sure

[@N-np5wv]

Dictionlirious

[@haleyamick05]

thirstation

[@wildgamehunter493]

"My victory toast, banging tunes and banging tunes right" Then Cartoonz comes in "That's correct if your gonna bang me you better do it 'right'."

[@Adoni_theone]

6:28 hands down that’s for your future daughter no offense my dude

[@CeHee123]

Delirious has the speech patterns of a drunk without actually drinking.

[@YPK.CJ.]

😂

[@Trane141Kingz]

For real 🤣

[@_NguyenDinhKhoi]

He is drunk just on h2o

[@Trane141Kingz]

@@_NguyenDinhKhoi regardless it's funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@MasterDril]

It’s Water weight!

[@darthrevan5732]

"You underestimate my power!" "You're not my father!" Different trilogy, Delirious 🤣

[@skywolfx76]

And wrong line 🤣

[@brendanlee8290]

H20delirious: LINE!! what's my line again?

[@conarlarmay]

5:26 Brian: Delirious. Delirious? Delirious. Delirious: I don’t wanna fly anymore.

[@CaproVinos]

Okay delirious.. erm you’re gonna be demoted to uh.. shooting duty

[@ryanthemonstrousinkling]

Drive by drive by!

[@Crazypandaman99]

I’ll never forget the time Cartoonz called Delirious a “bitch whistle”

[@MasterDril]

Or bitch noodle.

[@matthewbonilla6222]

Battle block theater. I remember it

[@sleepyarcheremiya955]

The fact delirious or his editor actually made this is really funny.

[@markwallis913]

Who else would of 🤷‍♂️

[@sleepyarcheremiya955]

@@markwallis913 well his fans tend to make Complications of him doing Stupid Quotes and Misspeaking words. So it’s surprising that he and his editor did it on Delirious’s channel.

[@Adoni_theone]

6:28 this is what delirious is Gonna tell his daughter if she try’s to drop out🤣 ( In no way! Am I making fun of his daughter I love delirious and everyone related to the mon)

[@Adoni_theone]

@ItsKten lol exactly

[@psychicgamer7939]

Right, lerious like imma make that rando shmoney by putting my own video in the playlists

[@JuicedOnKids]

Delirious is a treasure and says nothing but gold

[@DeathScepter]

that is one of many reasons why he has fans

[@SirenPandaSabo]

Gold

[@lord_of_the_oreos_vol3]

"If i need oxygen, i just need to breathe:)" - Delirious 2021

[@MisterryFox]

Do you know the name of that game?

[@bigdaddy-joker0464]

5:46 the wheeze john gave

[@ARI0ARI]

He is making his own misspeaking and stupid quotas my life’s complete😄

[@lawrup]

My life's depressing and my virginity is only worth someone who is beautiful smart and kind also nerdy

[@_nova6ix]

Aye at 11:43 when cartoonz said “Who the fuck is Donald?!?” Straight tears

[@hazelbot6399]

"We were best friends till you cheated on my boyfriend!" The pinnacle of KZbin content.

[@nickperez8376]

Delirious can honestly post a miss-speaking video every month once or twice😂

[@gamerkingdom1442]

5:18 I still remember the first time this happened. IT STILL FUNNY AFTER ALL THIS TIME!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@araccoon267]

2:27 Lmaoo that gets me every time 😭

[@jaysonic9]

I’m glad that Delirious added this to his channel. I’d love for this to be a yearly series.

[@ColorHeartCarlie42]

I love it when Delirious and Nogla misspeak.

[@VengfulScorpion9907]

1:00 - one of my favourite ones lmao. 😂😂😂

[@viktorvaldez4232]

2:56 Best Scene of Star Wars

[@infernoflames8002]

i already enjoy delirious singing the first few seconds of the video. Pure gold!

[@Trane141Kingz]

0:14 😂I'm dying

[@EOBM10]

6:28 my favorite line here

[@megb3794]

3:59 I mistakenly took a drink just as this played. XD

[@AlienFan25]

I'm just happy he's finally capitalizing on these videos. These video's have been happening for a while now but seeing them on here is a lot better.

[@nativegamesquad9590]

8:38 the day the word "weiner" was squeezed out of delirious 💀

[@infernoflames8002]

Delirious: I am the best flyer ever 2 min later: I don't want to fly anymore. My flying license is a fraud.

[@kurryman]

6:27 pure gold

[@yukiva1822]

0:08 rap about how the game works while eating chicken nuggets, go delirious go

[@rebelson2659]

4:41 "RACIST GODDAMN TOOB!"

[@random_duck1]

H2O: "Eating bench" Normal people: "The picnic table"

[@mrzogusar6816]

11:32 YO IS THAT A JOJO REFRENCE????

[@nightofdevils]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe 🤣😹🤣😹🤣 thank u generallirious this was so good

[@plato_legos7514]

H2odelirious is one of the funniest KZbinrs I've ever seen on KZbin honestly. I'm so glad I found him😂💯

[@magicaleevee843]

My personal fave will forever be 'I didn't know owls can fly!'

[@s.danielpie5304]

My favourites: 6:37 Das an oregano! 7:24 Planting box 9:33 "I'm a champion at car darts!" -H2ODelirious

[@raphaeldagamer]

"Santa killed someone!" reads like a Scribblenauts level failed measage.

[@thatonefatnative5440]

1:59 hotline miami pick up sound!

[@infernoflames8002]

That was a quiet scream. The timing for the cricket is so on point.

[@angelserenade]

"This is Banging Tunes(Toonz)... And this is Banging Tunes(Toonz), right✨" The delivery on that line made me shed tears from laughing

[@carissatotx]

5:12 will always be one of my fave 💙 but this is all cooool btw

[@Kristenyanez]

The editor seriously has the best job ever! I would be laughing my butt off all day!

[@flowersanbones]

5:46 that wheeze

[@Huntress_05]

I want these famous quotes from Delirious on t-shirts. I would buy them all cause there so hilarious and people wouldn't even understand these joke but only his fans would

[@DLatrice325]

i have an official delirious tee from years ago that has multiple quotes on it like "give birth" and "shutch up" LOL

[@Huntress_05]

@@DLatrice325 that's awesome. I need some

[@angelabryant9766]

Delirious and Nogla are the posterboys for how to be self-deprecating, which is why they're my favorites XD

[@david3129]

I want all the misspoken phrases covered in a hoodie and sweats, why? Good ass memories

[@assassincrowe]

H02 delirious you're my favorite KZbinr and you make me laugh everyday love your Channel

[@askinni]

HO2 😂

[@Procraftbrother]

IT FINALLY CAME MY H2ODelirious PILLOW HAS COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s so soft… I LOVE IT I’ve been waiting since Christmas

[@andrewwhyte7602]

"You Cheated on , my boyfriend" -H20Delirious

[@Yama_Alskar]

The realization the car had rockets 😂💖💖💖💖💖 6:10

[@6ixerz]

4:17 bro😂

[@Idk907.]

1:53 is the best for me

[@WildStudios65150]

0:47 Imagine Yakko Warner going through that dictionary.

[@redeyeddemon6215]

Delirious sounds like he has the voice to rap, I just feel like his speech patterns wouldn't allow it lol

[@paulaioica4757]

"I'm starving of thirstation" was too good 😂😂😂

[@Friixee]

Delirious can make 10 parts of this and will still have leftover clips😂

[@viktorvaldez4232]

1:06 Delirious and his misspealing Best Moment

[@GraveyardGhoul98]

play that part over and over it sounds like a rap song 💀

[@viktorvaldez4232]

@@GraveyardGhoul98 and that eating bench god I love that

[@BrothaMarOfficial]

2:57 “You’re not my father!” 😂

[@MasterDril]

Delirious should tell stories. Like with the way his Mic and voice are it’d be pretty cool to have some rambling videos. As like a side thing.

[@wolfyblackknight8321]

anyone know what video 6:20 is from? I know the nutty buddy bar clip is from that lightning storm mission video edit: found it its from GTA 5 - Truckdini, Launches, Glitches and Funny Moments!

[@thealphatheomega2348]

Everybody: we need to build a base to survive. Delirious: "I'm starving of THIRSTATION!"

[@VikingKing-gv7ll]

Delirious always makes my day. I was diagnosed with IBS and I've been having a really bad time but watching him makes my day thank you

[@NightDevil6969]

Thanks!

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

GOLD. I personally liked the first one, It had a great flow going on.

[@ivysaur7476]

Delirious making these compilation videos? Am I dreaming? This is gonna be great!

[@genevahodge2184]

My favorite quote from Delirious is "Look at you running like a damn tree!" 🤣🤣 It was when he was playing that game with the aliens called Mimics (I forgot the name of it, but that was years ago and I still remember how hard it made me laugh when he said that)

[@iRoboticGaming]

Prey, great game

[@genevahodge2184]

@@iRoboticGaming Ah yes!!! I absolutely loved watching that gameplay!

[@justincase4708]

I'm going with "starving of thirstation" as my favorite!

[@davidmason2447]

That rapping was so trash, I just had to love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣💘

[@ReimondoCortexalotl]

5:18 had me fucking dying that my ribs started hurting 😂😭💀

[@Zentheria]

This really just proves my point that Delirious puts "Lirious" at the end of everything

[@kiwifoetimez1352]

1:55-2:05 Why do get sooo serious in Gmod prophunt😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️ “Ginner Duests”

[@bassx1626]

Delirious mispeaking is part of his charm

[@TheAmazingElk]

You know it’s supreme content when the man himself posts compilations

[@Cag3yBaby]

Anyone else get a Grammarly ad before this? LMFAO

[@infernoflames8002]

I can already see him going full out war in sumo and ramming them all off lmao

[@a.pigeon]

"You can come wherever you want" I gotta fuckin binge dead realm again that was such a good series

[@LotusInitiate72]

4:07 lol!

[@R3dB0t1]

One of his daughter one day can say their bilingual, they speak English and Delirious gibberish

[@txg2453]

H20 delirious is really the greatest KZbinr alive

[@Shindatenshii]

If I need oxygen all I need to do is breath x'D gosh these moments are golden

[@erisusilva288]

Delirious made me crying laughing vomit and coke at the same time: 4:17

[@lisariddle2002]

My favorite part "you know what we were best friends! Until you cheated on my boyfriend! Then the loud gasps he made! Lmfao

[@bassx1626]

Bro i can't breathe. These quotes are just too good!

[@juniorlirious9575]

All of it were absolutely hilarious...HAHAHHAA... Thanks KZbinr-lirious

[@momentsofgaming6764]

10:08 Bangings Tunes 10:22 Banging Tunes Right

[@joelluna5124]

I can't stop laughing. 😂😂

[@the-sarcasticguy]

Sees them, but doesn’t have a gun out or smack them with a crowbar just screams at them 1:53

[@shadowyuikofox]

Delirious has the fucking speech pattern of a drunk person but without being drunk its hilarious

[@remgayacao7942]

Eating Bench and giant planting box got me real good 😭🤣🤣

[@justjames3137]

this video has made my day better. thanks delirious!

[@WORLDTAK3R]

He did it he made a comp of himself misspeaking 😆

[@hexstepbrosteve8753]

ive watched this man for years and years i have loved all of his videos and i am now just coming back to these and there still funny as hell h20 will always be my fav youtuber even if i havent watched in a while thank you h20 for all the laughs of the years when ever shit had me down when i was younger you always made me laugh so sir i thank you for that

[@KnoxvilleNorth]

Why does Delirious have such an obsession with saying Donald LMAOOO

[@brendanlee8290]

Me rapping with H20delirous: Runners run up shooters shot cars both teams must try to kill each other, everybody have fun eatin that butter, chicken nugget I love that part

[@bobby-pinz]

Believe it or not the very first video I found of you was the grounded one so I’d say that’s my favorite but these are all hilarious honestly

[@awesome74eugene]

ahh yes the eating bench one of the most popular form of table

[@kiracomments-chca2747]

LMFAO I don't remember you saying "eating bench" XD

[@litgamer9662]

I need to order a oxfordlirious dictionlirious of englishlirious

[@webkarma9654]

This has been a long time coming

[@Themaskededitor4]

I need this for over an hour

[@gengarboi8745]

I just like how Delirious always says "seent" instead of "seen".