H3 After Dark - #3

[@nikitaboldyrev3169]

AI Ian is my sleep paralysis demon

[@DarnThatDragon]

Id still want him to teach me them editing skills with dem death eyes

[@jeremiahstephens.]

DarnThatDragon it’s an actual animatronic!

[@runneypo]

actually terrifying

[@DidntDonuffin-n2h]

Them friggin eyes man

[@DarnThatDragon]

His chair game is Boston Dynamics level

[@JamesMP]

-All the podcasts have been way better recently, really interesting stuff and really funny. -After Dark is so good, to the point where it's probably even better than the regular podcast. -Taking calls from people is super interesting. -Robot Ian is funny, but I want more real Ian in my life, his powerpoint and hearing him talk about his sleep walking in the last episode was all really engaging. -However, I doubt they will be back. Most likely, they will never show their faces again.

[@greenmatrix30seven]

This

[@yungpedro17]

Why u call out his tourretes wouldn’t that make u feel self conscious if you flipped it I see where your heart at tho

[@JamesMP]

@@yungpedro17 fair point, its gone

[@BasedEliseo]

Ppl

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Especially the real Ian, since his A.I. replacement has already incinerated him.

[@kevinheckart]

Hearing Dan laughing loudly in other room to absurd shit gives me life.

[@ianlee9282]

Its the modern day laugh track

[@llAPARTll]

I love how whenever Ethan starts talking to a caller he talks like he’s conjuring a spirit during a seance “Are you here with us?”

[@erindelaney5690]

[@MakeSushi1]

I like the after dark podcasts more than the normal ones :)

[@Cloveis]

It’s because they get to talk about what they want 😂

[@azul9655]

I was thinking the same thing!! It was so much fun :))

[@freebritney2922]

same. also AI Ian is the funnest shit almost every time omg best running gag in months

[@YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt]

Instructions unclear. Ended up watching H3 Podcast and now my fish has started to decompose.

[@Osidius74]

You guys need to create a Teddy Fresh brand of compression shorts for Ethan and call them E-thins

[@aridj1317]

YES

[@aaroneusjames2342]

Great idea!

[@sheridan7475]

Omg this needs to be seen

[@thuhlia]

Bruh dm them

[@OnlyALittleEmo]

Genius

[@ellabaker2581]

The amount of weight lost should be the amount of mayo put on the dome

[@athenagates6089]

Agreed

[@kclauren6052]

Yes please

[@CelsoF17]

Ethan liked this

[@CristopherGore]

BlueKratos - lmao I was gonna say in gallons

[@eztefaENP]

Agreed

[@Astr0B]

Ian is actually a comedic genius that never speaks

[@jayden_rico]

He doesn’t wanna take the spotlight away from the Ethan and hila.. he’s a true king

[@pablofranco4378]

Fr he’s funny as hell

[@annatria2130]

He wanted to do stand up at one point right

[@diabl2master]

He's been on great form in the last few months. He's killing it.

[@milkgxng]

If he spoke more it wouldn't be so genius such is life in the zone

[@imsodeadugh6911]

This podcast is a blessing for ppl who don’t have friends aka, me.

[@hectorftraducciones2785]

Same

[@MarletAlex1022]

Same lMfao

[@raneemhaleem993]

i actually used to think like you but i realized that the problem was me......i am really extremely friendly but i used to be really secretive and not open idk why i am saying this but ok oh and i used to have social anxiety and depression ......that was a whole other shit 2 idk but i think i could be friends with anybody ....but the problem is not everybody excepts you for who you are.... i need coffee .... i'm out

[@cierra4731]

I definitely understand lol

[@abbylane8628]

Ditto!

[@NuclearSeasons1]

No safeword is so irresponsible. A true dom would NEVER engage in play without a safeword and incredible aftercare. Big yikes.

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

everyones different

[@NuclearSeasons1]

@@cheekybananaboy3361 no. It's responsible practice in the community

[@erindelaney5690]

@@NuclearSeasons1 period

[@dantethegiant1468]

Honestly there was a few things in that call that were a big yikes

[@bigwaffles]

@@AverageBillyStringsEnjoyer that’s exactly what I was thinking😭

[@echo_ivy]

as someone who LITERALLY has nothing going for them in life right now these episodes make it so much easier to endure life so i just wanted to say thank u h3 crew :,)

[@INVERTEDBUKAKI]

Everyone is back to reality bro please join us

[@echo_ivy]

Michael Collings dawg i wish i could

[@serena5268]

I hope things get better for you

[@aaronalquiza9680]

too bad for you they won't be back after this.

[@eduardofragoso827]

Things get better, just keep fighting. Good luck

[@marz8892]

I imagine Ian on the floor with a mic in one hand and moving around the chair with the other hand

[@niclas3672]

@@AxxLAfriku Jesus Christ its you. I have no idea what those videos are supposed to be, but hey its getting views somehow, papa bless

[@nicolewardin7493]

That's 100% what had me laughing so hard last episode

[@zachtooill]

ThatSithLord he traded them for a blond girlfriend

[@zn6632u]

AxxL nah theyre the worst thanks for making sure i dont click 👍🏼

[@EgaTehPro]

@@niclas3672 it's getting views because of people like you, viewing them

[@gremilie]

Hila: “i wonder what the male version of me looks like” Ethan: “i feel like I’ve seen him before” Me: ITS MOSESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@mrssparta4594]

Yesssss 🙌🏻👏🏻

[@switch-no-comply778]

Adam Driver?

[@Asaenz2468]

Switch-No-Comply no

[@Asaenz2468]

They don’t ry look alike tho

[@aus-li]

Hamilton Morris with long hair looks exactly like Hila.

[@jankobert]

Ethan: Starts making bonus episodes to show things that they can't show on the regular podcast Also Ethan: "Should I show this? Nah, I don't want to get age restricted"

[@eskayareegee]

Dan’s laugh is everything

[@JesPulido]

It cracks me TF up hearing Dan's raucous cackling in the background. Lmfao

[@void7100]

That’s why i always watch with headphones in 💀 show isn’t the same without it

[@krishaley5502]

Dan’s background laughing is so great

[@greenmatrix30seven]

🤣😂😃💀☠️

[@amixedbat]

He's like the laugh track for the show lol

[@sarroez]

Ethan is one gold chain away from becoming a cash for gold vendor with that hair gel

[@philippemonette9512]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mollygoodchild4296]

i can’t unsee this

[@makeupjessabel594]

😂😂😂

[@lenelmaseasko123]

Dan posted this comment in the discord :)

[@riveralatoia9198]

😂😂

[@Superflybowling]

Ethan, go to your doctor, I had the EXACT same list of symptoms that you've got, he recommended that I get, like, 10 labs done, and turns out I have dangerously low iron. Anaemia is less common in men than in women, but my point is that going to a doctor who gives you time and really cares is amazing, life changing even

[@drawgam2946]

I would try to take vitamins or eating differently before going to a doctor if i was living in the US.

[@linkshunter5041]

@@drawgam2946 Well I mean ethan and hila are super wealthy im sure they dont need to worry about how much they spend going to get checked at the doctor

[@drawgam2946]

@@linkshunter5041 That's true ,i'm investing a bit much personal dislike into a situation that would not be an experience i would have. Mirroring is often blind.

[@SirUncleDolan]

@@drawgam2946 lol even with their resources, I'll bet Ethan could probably eat a bit better

[@drawgam2946]

@@SirUncleDolan Considering he has an unhealthy fatpercentage that could be possible correct yes , it will ofcourse remain an assumption. Whenever you yourself are aware of what healthy eating actually is i do dare to say that selfadjusting a diet is mostly more constructive than getting a risky doctor-view that could be just based off traditionalism.

[@samantha5126]

Dan busting out in laughter in the background is my favorite.

[@haepisaus]

Frankly I think Ian enjoys being AI Ian more than answering some of the awkward questions Ethan asks real Ian about his health and love life

[@Beaneabean]

Obviously. Thats the point. He puts on on this persona to avoid being real. Its the reason I cant stand him anymore

[@noochtv]

@@Beaneabean that's a bold assumption.

[@PeterFilmAUS]

@@Beaneabean 😬

[@tvurk]

Ian has turned into a quick witted comedian now that he can play the role of his mouthy alter ego from behind the shell of his artificial self.. 👌

[@DanielFetter]

T. What do you mean that's AI Ian not Ian

[@drawgam2946]

@@DanielFetter Funny as a joke and funny if it is not a joke.

[@ColonelCampbellAI2024]

Super hard to watch

[@madeleinehayes2833]

Am I the only one who finds him absolutely unfunny? I like the dude, not supposed to be hate. Just my opinion lol.

[@chapinachika09]

Madeleine Hayes yes you’re the only one

[@JS-lq3bh]

Ethan this episode made me laugh so much more than usual, don’t feel like you have to have a tight schedule I think the cast (including you) are much funnier when it’s looser, also your hair looked great and the a.i Iain skit is really funny, much love hope you feel better soon

[@kregyakke1555]

AI Ian aint no skit they spent a lot of money on that robot /s

[@riveralatoia9198]

Agree

[@markrenaud9284]

Going through a horrible breakup, lost my grandpa too early, and on top of that have to balance being a full-time college student and work. This podcast makes my day and gives me many laughs...thank you guys!

[@alexvalentine7061]

My best friend from high school passed away a couple weeks ago, just went through a bad breakup and lost my job due to covid. I feel ya when you say that. These podcasts really make me happy and I'm glad others going through rough times feel the same. Keep your head up tho man!

[@nothisispatrick7163]

All too relatable... Just try and remember that everyday is a new day! Sometimes it takes the really shitty ones to make you truly appreciate the good or even just okay days! Stay Strong, let those around you know how much they mean to you. And try to find joy in the small things and what makes you happy (like this podcast for example!)!

[@seasidesandies3334]

My grandad who was essentially my dad died this year, me and my ex broke up and it's torn me apart, you're not alone man. Keep going it will get better ❤️

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

I'm so sorry you've lost your grandpa, I'm really close with my grandmother (she essentially raised me) but she had a stroke last year so she's a shell of herself and it breaks my heart. Seeing her slip away is the hardest thing I've ever gone through, she's my whole world, so seeing that you'd lost your grandpa really hit me. Sending you lots of love and support, friend.

[@prisonmike6886]

Wishing you all the best for the future, bro

[@_stonejelly]

one of my best friends on earth was an opiate addict who ended up dying at 19 from a fentanyl overdose and seeing him nod off mid sentence was the saddest thing i ever witnessed. the last thing i ever said to him was not to do the fentanyl that killed him. so while seeing tweakers like that is funny, yes, but it’s absolutely tragic, they all deserve help because at the end of the day their brain chemistry is under complete control of their addiction.

[@HauntedHarmonics]

yeah, it was kinda sad that people were just filming and laughing/berating them. Like I get it, but those people are actually in a very sad, dark place and need help

[@Mark_Money420]

Those people weren't just on opiates tho. I was on heroin for years, had 4 friends all under 20 die from od, opiates don't do that to u. Yes ull nod out mid sentence, mid text, mid anything, but that looked like a combo of opiates/alcohol/benzos some combo of those or all three. The guy looks like it like just be opiates but the girl was definitely a combo of something, even the guy was super fucked if it was just opiates he'd be overdosing which leads me to believe they both were on some combo of those 3

[@djnolan00000]

Im on methadone, it saved mine and countless other lives

[@vcrwheels]

Different situation, but one of my buddies was drinking and smoking a lot. I mean he would roll a joint, hit his pen, and his bong. He was also drinking at this point. I remember him standing there looking down, nodding back and forth, and just not being responsive. Seeing him slurring his words and being incoherent broke my heart. I wish he wouldn’t smoke and drink so much. I’m sorry for you loss bud.

[@tracybeeeee]

@@djnolan00000 super happy for you!

[@oliviagrace9420]

we’re about to hit winter break for h3 so now i’ve found myself rewatching all the after dark episodes. the call with pedro still makes me cry from laughter (and pain). i love you guys so much. thank you for all the work you have put into this show

[@waswer6901]

I love it when you can hear Dan cackling in the background

[@mattmatt222333]

So is Ian a comedic genius, or are those prewritten bits???

[@SCROODz]

I thinks he’s a genius lowkey lmfao

[@valko6615]

it really does catch me off-guard bc ian never talks this much but fr i think hes just super funny and we just never got to see him before???

[@riverc6771]

My new favorite part of the show lmao wish Ethan would embrace the banter more tho

[@CosmicGloom]

He’s definitely a genius. So quick witted

[@zachtooill]

Some were prewritten but some were obviously off the cuff in natural conversation

[@nora__]

I share the same sentiment as everyone else - the show has been bangin lately and after dark is the little added spice the show needed. Thanks to Dan, Ian, & Zach, and all the members who are making it possible.

[@platypuss1410]

Yo, every time! Ethan is like "that's it, goodbye". Show goes on for another 20 minutes.

[@bigpete1287]

"You look like the after photo in a Bosley hair club for men advertisement" that line always cracks me up.

[@LemonSte]

"so you don't have a safe word?" "I mean that's kind of the point isn't it?" Yeah... No. These people aren't BDSMers, they're normal people who are into the idea of it but have no idea how consent works and that girl is going to get hurt at some point. People who are actually in the BDSM community understand that if "no" isn't your safe word, you need another one. Edit: Bdsm is not for most people, it shouldn't be normalised because it is risky emotionally and physically and you need to be knowledgeable to be safe. These people spreading misinformation about what safe bdsm is is just wrong. A very small minority actively choose not to have a safe word, but they still pre-negotiate, even more so than those who do have a safe word, and these are extreme cases - to pretend non consent is the "point" of bdsm is just damaging and can put newcomers in danger.

[@jean3857]

Okay dude. Bit condescending but okay I guess?

[@felipedias4205]

Didnt know there was an official BDSM code of conduct for you to be part of the "community"

[@rey7662]

Felipe Dias consent and safety is one of the MAIN things bdsm communities emphasize. SAFE words are needed and most forms online just push for everyone to use one.

[@felipedias4205]

@@rey7662 so?

[@Knowone1mportant]

A safe word is important for both the girl and the guy if they’re into kinky/weird sex. Either of them could get hurt. Gender doesn’t change that.

[@davidavocado14]

Things were really... H E A T I N G U P

[@nora__]

David Avocado This killed me. 😂

[@boostakid]

this is is so great guys! loving the new h3 filled weeks

[@guidofawkes679]

I hope AB gets confidence to speak up more, he seems rlly nice

[@twitteruserjasondolleyhq7564]

😬

[@lucia.8575]

@@twitteruserjasondolleyhq7564 shut up

[@twitteruserjasondolleyhq7564]

@@lucia.8575 lol I like him, just commentary on how perception of him changed

[@jasmineperez1609]

@@twitteruserjasondolleyhq7564 lmaoooo! 😂😂😂

[@rosemarycandlenight8499]

@@twitteruserjasondolleyhq7564 lololol true

[@fishhand7581]

Dude the ian robot could be scripted it’s so funny, ik it’s not but I can’t believe how Ian comes up with an answer so fast and have it be funny everytime wtf 30:29 like wtf how does he do it

[@chancedunn8542]

Robot Ian is the greatest addition since the Gatsby. Im just scared about what he's done with real Ian.

[@binkbazelmans2218]

Butt how dit they do it?

[@bohemianprince7944]

Ian+Gatsby=UNSTOPPABLE

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

AI Ian is Ian saying what he really feels. /S

[@baconeater4133]

Ian is gone, now we have A.I.n

[@Dakota11]

Ethan looks like he’s about to sell me a counterfeit Rolex

[@gwynmoth3940]

I read that as robux at first.

[@xXDjMischiefXx]

Dakota Cresswell hila tbh

[@Dakota11]

xXDjMischiefXx nah she’s looks like logics sister “reason”

[@kaitlyns9972]

😹😹😹

[@aubreyglenn5340]

😂😂😂😂why is this so accurate

[@r8i0y5]

“We’re live baby- you gotta pull it together”

[@heckyuh]

that was maybe the funniest moment of any H3 video ever.

[@UnusualAphrodite]

PLEASE do another season of h3 bachelor so I can get Zach's attention

[@samanthavattimo8185]

For reference: my brother on and off uses heroin and I can guarantee that’s what it is. It’s called “the heroin nod” and basically I’ve noticed over the years people have been nodding worse and worse because of how terribly the shit is being cut. My brother used to be able to drive while high (not recommended but he did) and more recently he’s been passing out so bad that he crashed his car 5 times in one day. He got 4 tickets on the spot and another for a hit and run. Never got arrested. Worst part is now that he’s sober he still doesn’t even remember any of this happening. So it’s possible they were able to drive like that and be so damn lost it’s crazy. I’m not at all offended by the video, it’s just sad seeing people like this knowing how bad they could be struggling.

[@samanthavattimo8185]

426ZZZZ true. Last time he was in rehab right before covid hit they tested his urine and they said they didn’t detect any heroin, all fentanyl

[@aaroneusjames2342]

@@samanthavattimo8185 no heroin? holy cow.

[@samanthavattimo8185]

Adub Htown yep, that’s the situation in Chicago rn

[@TheHemphogChronic]

I’ve been watching you guys since almost the very beginning, but After Dark is officially my favorite H3 show of all time. Stay awesome fellas!!

[@mak6067]

Need a sound bite of Hila saying “During a pandemic?!” from around 1:06:00

[@KURRDA]

1:06:00

[@bigdawg9504]

AFTER DARK IS A HIT!!!💯

[@johnmayerocksGWluvsU]

Hila does look exactly like Logic’s female twin in this episode- I am tripping out 😂😍💕

[@dangitsjesss]

I'm new to the H3 fam and I am enjoying my binge watching of every H3 podcast created lol.

[@papaboove5997]

welcome lol!

[@aubreyglenn5340]

same hehe

[@LazerProphet]

These After Dark podcasts might be better than the normal episodes...

[@Awesomebaconman123]

Its almost like we can enjoy different things in a different way...

[@luhe8]

yeah, they seem more relaxed

[@lokiam5662]

They can be themselves more because they don’t worry about demonetization

[@Eli-vx6xv]

Poor Pedro my heart literally couldn’t take the story Lmao

[@Eli-vx6xv]

Switch-No-Comply nope he was the one who “snapped” his dick 💀

[@switch-no-comply778]

@@Eli-vx6xv oh didn't get that far I'm thinking of Alex the editor

[@Eli-vx6xv]

Switch-No-Comply Lmaoo well ur in for a treat with Pedro

[@tylerchamberlain4552]

Timestamp?

[@Henry14141]

@@tylerchamberlain4552 don't listen to that lol. That was probably the most disgusting story I've ever heard.

[@Imanol897]

This was so damn exhausting to watch. I loved every minute

[@nothingbutdope5316]

it is nice when they zone out and go off on those minecraft party tangents

[@kingbradley8058]

The worst the podcast gets the better it actually becomes

[@thdg9271]

Anyone else wondering how they made AI Ian so realistic or am i just dum...

[@alisonobrien5636]

i am sooo confused by this

[@richarddixon4359]

i have no idea what's going on either but im really interested in how they're doing it cuz his commentary is amazing

[@eXsJonot]

Pretty sure that's just face filter

[@prodbylukee]

I think they ordered an actual robot from some company and it's just Ian talking with a voice filter or something and the robots mouth moves. Ethan said that they spend a lot of money on him. Maybe he was being serious.

[@mclairek]

prod. Luke yup, I found the guy who made the silicone mask that was put over the robotics, it’s just a life cast of him.

[@xmaster6576]

"Some ppl thought they could watch and eat" doing that currently lol

[@arbiter-]

AB, you rock dude. Keep up the interactions, you're definitely a great fit for the show.

[@cbcblad0]

BDSM should ALWAYS include a safe word

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

@@weezercored Inexperienced is the nicest way of looking at it. I can see it as some abuser trying to trick people into being a position into be able to be abused.

[@luhe8]

@@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas agreed, I felt a really bad vibe from that dude

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

@@luhe8 I skipped it after he said he left her without talking about doing that before with them. I just couldn't listen to it. I didn't want to get angry. No ground rules, no safe word from what I read. I am not into that stuff and those are things that stick out as red flags to me. I don't mid people enjoying it, but it should be done in away with ground rules laid out, safe word. I guess their is hand sign if their is some sort of gag and you really can't understand them. Now he could be inexperience but he could also be abuser, also maybe never learned the right way. It just came off as bad, I don't know how bad.

[@charliehockey78]

Edda Porzio facts

[@msmitsumitsuko]

Made me feel very uncomfortable and worried for her. :(

[@brandonstojanovic5086]

Wondering if Ethan has ever tried giving up soda? Carbonated drinks are pretty savage to the stomach

[@Otaku3009]

Give up sodie pops?!?!?!

[@thehighfly92]

How dare you suggest that. Bo would be disappointed and out of the house.

[@BeachLookingGuy]

More like, savage to your overall health. I’m not sure they do anything healthy or active at all for more than 8 minutes

[@yungpedro17]

Probably the #1 reason doesn’t he like religiously drink coke?

[@grinder12g]

As a person who was drinking almost a 12 pack a day and now have not drank soda in over 4 years.. soda is bad for you in every way

[@kaiiids815]

@37:00 Ethan putting his arm around Hila after saying “love you too” (to the fan comment) made me smile so hard. It’s like it reminded him to express his love for Hila. They are TOO CUTE

[@simoontv143]

Dan's laugh (at the background) is just magical...

[@HilaryDuff4ever]

Constant fatigue could be caused by anemia (low iron or poor blood production). Taking iron pills has increased my alertness and I feel like a new person. Good luck, Ethan!

[@AtlisDe]

Constant fatigue is kind of a commond attribute to lot of things though. Sleep disorders, lymes disease, the fact that hes going to bed late and sleeping whenever probably doesnt help.

[@HilaryDuff4ever]

I just wanted to throw it out there in case it helps!

[@TofuWaifu]

H3 After Dark: Make sure you aren't eating when you watch.

[@bootymane9907]

I never thought I'd hear Hila say shove it in my ass before back in the H3H3 days shits wild lmfao

[@TofuWaifu]

@@bootymane9907 They've come a long way my friend.

[@roymclovetoy9041]

I kinda felt sorry for the man puking, he must have felt so miserable.

[@gabuks1]

He looked very powerful If he focused the stream using that fist over the mouth technique (like a water jet cutter) he could blow a hole in someones head

[@sisuentrenadoh4589]

He probably was drunk AF, maybe he barely remembers that

[@ashleybish0p]

I guess it could be worse and the man throwing up on himself could've attempted to walk to a bathroom...while barfing on other people...who would then start barfing from being barfed on...and it would be a snow ball effect of a bunch of people throwing up on everyone/everything. Poor guy.

[@NancyStrain]

This is just word of mouth but I heard that he was having serious health issues and later died in hospital

[@truthmagpie]

@@NancyStrain could well be true. Violently being sick like that can be a sign of a brain aneurism. Which are normally fatal, i had a close family member die from it and she was being sick exactly like this 😔

[@imkayleejade]

i appreciate all the time and effort everyone on the team puts into the podcast. i’m going through a break up right now and just rough life circumstances in general and the lengthy videos have gotten me through a lot! 💜

[@erindelaney5690]

Me too 😩

[@Osaki17]

after dark let’s go!!!! i love this shit

[@AMe-nj9nt]

I like AI Ian, he's like Ian's jerk side come to life.

[@MrPalermonuncio]

Yeah i think with ai ian, ian can really express himself now lol

[@TheZalot]

as h3 after dark continues, ethan should progressively style his hair with more and more gel

[@vexivian]

My God, Zach is on fire. I love how open he is now. Would superdate.

[@anewbugmusic]

“Of course it’s not the same Hila but I got GERD” 🥴 lmao that face he made after he said that.

[@scvmbagbaby]

“i’ll say no but i don’t really want that” ...yes.. which is the entire point of a safe word. y’all please have a safe word and do as much research as possible if you’re going to participate in kinks and always communicate w your partner and have a safeword

[@moopaloopa]

I’m pretty sure she meant that she didn’t actually want him to stop. I might be wrong.

[@collintimms2721]

Research? I didn’t know I needed a degree in bdsm

[@lennartb3946]

@@moopaloopa yeah and thats the point of a safeword so u can say no without it stopping

[@frostyyy3762]

Olive that whole call was awkward asf to listen to

[@olaveiras]

50:51 I died laughing here. It's like Ethan just surrenders to life out of nowhere UHAUHAUHAHUAUHUHAUHHUAHAUHAUHA

[@michellejun9296]

I dealt with acid reflux/GERD for years. I eventually found out it had to do with my diet and since making lifestyle changes I no longer experience it. I really appreciate that you guys rep the GERD naysh!

[@chrislarcombemusic8445]

A family member has a problem with this, what would you recommend!

[@michellejun9296]

@@chrislarcombemusic8445 Hi there! GERD stems from food intolerances that cause poor digestion. I reduced sugar, dairy, and fiber and that seemed to help a lot.

[@voluptuous4951]

I don't know what the fuck it is for me. Pretty sure its oil, but sometimes i can take oil and sometimes I get aids cough 😂

[@Ghost_Pepperoni]

The pyloric sphincter allows acid to flow up into the esophagus which can be caused by some dietary choices as well as physical issues or injuries. Mine stems from hiatel hernia.

[@soft.scorpio]

I laugh so hard when I'm watching After Dark, I love this podcast so much (I am not a bot I swear, I just speak like one for some reason) Listening to Ethan talking about his balls chafing is so entertaining.

[@seankenny2206]

“Don’t they care about you not dying” Oh Ethan, they don’t. Our corporate masters would just let us die one by one and it would never matter to them.

[@AlfredSoul]

How is Zach, the _sound guy_ mind you, literally the only one with delay and bad sound? xD

[@TommyWashow]

cause he spent his paycheck on that marshall stack

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

Ian wasn’t synced either

[@AlfredSoul]

@@Emperorhirohito19272 Nice one.

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

Alfred Soul thanks! I wasn’t joking though his audios not synced to the video

[@AlfredSoul]

@@Emperorhirohito19272 Oh. I thought you were alluding to the fact that AI Ian's mouth movements obviously don't match up.

[@yozypost]

I love when there’s so much content I can’t keep up on a busy week, keep it up, proud of you

[@Alynnescape]

you need a safe word dude. it doesn't make your things any "less" in fact the opposite

[@tamppi777]

I mean, the word "stop" is pretty powerful but what do I know

[@KaelynnzERbin]

@@tamppi777 Not when you are pretending. In any kind of "play" ~OMG StAWPPPP~ is like the most common phrase. That's the entire point of safe words. Clearly, "but what do I know" because you know nothing.

[@Alynnescape]

@@tamppi777 it's also a respect thing. Showing that there IS a definitive line they will respect by having that set aside allows the sub to TRULY release into sub-space. It's as much psychological as it is a physical safety essential. ESSENTIAL.

[@katieanna7587]

Yep. Didn’t feel great about that call.

[@makkyroll_8157]

Even just saying Red Light. Like some people are super into r*pe play stuff and might not understand even if you’re firm and yelling NO! Because if you’re role playing that, maybe they won’t realize they’re crossing a line and you’ve stopped rope playing.

[@good._lvck]

I like when i can't finish the podcast in one sitting

[@ITSCJBRO]

"Take that toenail clip and shove it in my ass" 😂 1:08:20 this had me crying for like 30 minutes

[@cherrybumman541]

ians like the funniest hes ever been as the robot

[@3starperfectdeer233]

It's his alter ego. If you truly want to see who someone is give them a mask

[@Remavi]

My thoughts exactly!

[@jackpoco]

It keeps happening, when Ethan Says he's having a bad episode, I think he puts out the best episodes.

[@christophersurnname9967]

I swear to god these guys are levelling up in all new ways. Hila absolutely glowing with life, and Ethan lit up with all kinds of fupa swag. Goddamn you guys are in my heart.

[@TheAg2661]

Ethan coming from somebody who suffers from depression and lack of sleep and insomnia please take care of your mental health, I understand that you wanna do for shows a week, but if it’s affecting you just take it easy we all support you and will love you no matter watch even if you do one show a week or no-shows at all

[@jonapello245]

unironically I went to the ER the other week for my GERD after it felt like my throat was closing up and I was choking and have been so comforted by this recent gerdtalk. It's really helpful to hear how Ethan has been dealing with his and funny to see the similar methods we've taken. It means a lot!

[@andyx670]

As a man who has recently turned a corner with my own curly hair, get yourself some curling cream. Papa bless

[@Spid.E-girl]

Does it rub anyone the wrong way that that couple doesn't have a safe word??? 🤔🤔

[@Racohi]

Exactly, that’s how deaths happen during BDSM sex

[@talii3110]

big yikes

[@CiggyButtBoi]

Lmfao they sound like they haven't been into bdsm long at all.

[@eternalglow6483]

ror ror Deaths? Damn

[@Spid.E-girl]

They're gonna watch this back one day and cringgggggge

[@PBrousse]

Thank you Pedro for making the whole country proud 👏🇵🇹 your benis breaking story made feel patriotic 🙌🇵🇹 Edit:Carrinhos de choque 😳

[@sodiumqueen]

I’m simping Hila so hard. She looks so good and I love how much she talks in these. She looks so happy and that makes me happy 🥺

[@thedoc8338]

Hila's hair in this is GORGEOUS

[@stevenwolf2647]

That little girl stuck on the kite literally broke David Blaine's record lol.

[@kudiyyy]

This was one of the funniest episodes, i dont know why ethan said he was off his game.

[@sweetmagnolia9523]

I thought the same thing lol

[@badatthis8682]

Dan is honestly the best laughtrack.

[@kaylee3432]

hey dawgs i know you guys aren't reading this bc you posted/streamed another after dark podcast but thank u for all this content. it really helps me escape from my life for a couple minutes which is fantastic bc my life has been shit lately (im a college sophomore living during corona & my home life is a mess). been watching yall since i was like a freshman in high school. fupa troopas for life!!!! love yall & i wear my teddy fresh shirt with pride :) ps im drunk

[@brucewhite360]

H3 after dark just saved the whole h3h3 universe. Finally funny goofs, funny people, funny videos and no politics. Papa Bless! 🙏

[@xMarrilliamsx]

The laughing in the background is always my favorite part of this show. Thank you Dan for your neverending laughter XD

[@Paul-tc1sy]

I feel like I'm watching one of those shows I used to watch years ago at midnight about accidents or weird videos, I'm so excited every time you upload an After Dark episode!

[@nostop8894]

"Why are you gay?" is actually the brother of the great president Zuma of the Republic of South Africa

[@drawgam2946]

Social structures are so very traditional in plenty of African countries sadly.

[@kenzie2451]

OH MY GOD I am going back and watching all After Dark episodes & Zack saying “rosebud” is triggering after the Off the Rails cringey story. He was really trying to do Ethan dirty here

[@DanielaGarcia-cs3sv]

RIGHT!! I just paused my workout rn when he mentioned the rosebud and I was like no wayyy lol

[@celestialluness5814]

reason why your thighs are hurting when they rub is because of the sweat and the friction with the rubbing of your thighs combined. Any kind of oil will fix that because oil and water cannot combine causing your thighs to just swiftly move! i personally use a coconut body oil, natural coconut oil and baby oil!

[@space_1073]

They will NEVER be able to show their faces again after this one!

[@kasumialumi9575]

It would be insane. I think it's more likely for AI Ian to hook up with Ethan than for them to return after this blasphemous episode.

[@j.p.8213]

"I think I got a little outta control with the hair gel... what do you think?" Lmao

[@buddabellyboom]

I'm currently watching a man internet shopping for his chafed thighs. The peak of content. I love it.

[@RZ9229]

The very calm "oh my god, what the fuck" by ethan at 47:54 should be a sounbyte

[@qbanz00]

Bruh I love H3 this shit is so fucking funny . I listen with headphones and people think I’m fucking psycho when I just randomly burst out laughing 😂

[@erden02]

Please clip “ofc it’s not the same I have GERD”