HAALAND (DISS TRACK)

[@Zdotss123]

OUT NOW ON SPOTIFY 🟢 - Haaland Disstrack 👇 ditto.fm/haaland-diss-track

[@sharoncurtis8734]

Ok

[@loyamars4344]

OKAY

[@arkadigamer]

Its amazing!

[@arkadigamer]

We need more songs like it!

[@anonymous-Hello6542]

Nicee

[@mrowl9002]

This wasn’t a haaland diss track, this was the whole bloody city team diss track

[@Madfootball-928]

97likes no comments let me fix that

[@Madfootball-928]

Your right

[@Joel0510]

hoow?

[@Joel0510]

oh wait i see now

[@Rayyaneditzo]

​@@Madfootball-928 men shut the goofy ah LEMME FIX THAT BRO

[@SINGHx23]

Bro has a personal beef with Pep Guardiola 💀

[@sukuna1233p0]

ye😂😂

[@gabthegoofy]

ikr

[@blessingikuesan2900]

Bro he's harsh on pep 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bensongithinji8670]

Shame fool

[@KingToki1]

Innit

[@MaxspeedFN2]

“Your manager looks like an egg”💀🙏 that slap was personal😭

[@speedrununderyourbed]

frr

[@BrooklynRandall-w9d]

Fr

[@OduwaOkhionkpamwonyi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NuriaFraga3]

This needs to be played on the FA cup final. And every final Haaland goes in with city.

[@BuddyTromby]

Fr

[@Adel_Bloxo99]

“DE BRUYNE IS YOUR SIDE THING”💀 “Got me rolling on the floor ngl”😂

[@M4RION3TTE]

I’d be de bruynes side thing any day 🤭 and guess what I’m a guy😮✨gasp✨

[@MarketingProdigy1trw]

​@@M4RION3TTE*gay

[@user-gerardo7]

​@@M4RION3TTE😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 never guessed that

[@supernovaismad]

💀💀💀

[@Adel_Bloxo99]

@@M4RION3TTE HELL NAW💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@BreezeEsports]

The goats finally back ❤ Edit:Thanks for the likes

[@hoaxii4138]

Yea

[@Brzzyy]

Yep gotta love zdotz

[@DigitalSensei739]

Back with a banger

[@dominikmrkva8375]

Haaland is the goat

[@ghosty8346]

​@@dominikmrkva8375 who lied to u

[@harryveness275]

As a city fan this song was still 🔥🔥

[@BillPhillips-vd2nu]

I am city fan too😊💙

[@ROBLOX_MYTHIC_FANYT]

City the goat

[@DeonBezuidenhout-og4fc]

I'm a man city fan to

[@potatohead826]

fr

[@Sameenaakhtar1]

man uni on top yall r losers for supporting, flipping man city, like?? they r so bad.

[@Sushifan1]

Haaland if he saw this: 😔

[@ahmednasser7637]

Fr 😢

[@ChidiMutyambizi]

He did see

[@Amylol-cs3ti]

@@ChidiMutyambiziwhat

[@NahId-b8z]

The violations or crazy had me dying on the floor 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@tahaimran-vi6qy]

Imagine Haaland just going through shorts and watches this😂😂

[@robinswindin2901]

That wouldn’t end well

[@SoccerKeeps]

He would laugh or just skip

[@djdidster4540]

Haha

[@King_Ali_1Realtdontknow]

🤣🤣

[@Queendoggy-wp1sv]

❤ Man City

[@Random-person12193]

“ De Bruyne is your side thing” 😭💀

[@Oggy.O-q17]

Ikr

[@abdiomar179]

😂😂

[@Dino_Playz363]

Wrong side ting 😂

[@Henry-n9v1j]

I think Hallandale attorney too good for you 👨🏿‍⚖️

[@Gustine22]

Kick

[@shubertrodrigues5388]

MY FIRST WISH WILL BE THIS TO BE ON SPOTIFY😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@darlklam8054]

This guy should have his own spotify playlist these songs are cold

[@eddiejohnson9556]

😢

[@kingplatform2255]

The Benzema one was peak

[@AdmiralMayo]

It isnt

[@blessingikuesan2900]

This rap

[@chelseafan_1zeeshkabab933]

Same

[@Neptune3692_]

“Your manager looks like an egg” got me fr 💀💀💀

[@orhanozel2968]

He looks like an egg fr😂

[@thegalaxy22]

Facts

[@uzi4441]

Just as that part came I read this

[@Antsta_11]

Innit tho 😂😂

[@agaagaax4710]

🍔🍔🐖🐷🚹

[@DrhalalRBX]

“head still bolding” bru that got me dead 😂😂😂😂

[@Ronaldo14-nr5bs]

Nice

[@UR-Ney]

no offense but that ain’T funny

[@Monsteranime...]

​@@UR-Ney but one thing is funny that's your life

[@UR-Ney]

@@Monsteranime... not even funny tho

[@Monsteranime...]

@@UR-Ney ik the only funny thing is your life that doesn't exist

[@berkinsucu3876]

This guy never fails to amaze me

[@TheQuietKid452]

Pep, Haaland, and De Bruyne watching this 💀💀

[@Dav43dlg]

😂😂😂

[@seancoulter6647]

I now it is so funyy

[@FrexTheCanaryKingjs6rt8]

dead emoji

[@ImranKhan-fs7kn]

You do not have a prem and a ucl

[@Harley-b-2015]

Ik

[@westonog5524]

i can’t stop listening to this😭

[@Mckfoidcollectsmatchattax]

Same

[@April-roseMccrory]

frrrr i cant stop listening to it

[@hassnabouzaga605]

Fr

[@patelmihir8222]

So stop listening to this

[@theamazinggoats6333]

Same

[@SM_FOOTBALL7]

The goat of rapper is back 🤩❤️

[@discord_townhallunoffical]

hi I am the goat of rapers

[@Dahud7]

Lol

[@Moussa78612]

Your manager looks en egg😂

[@lakshya_editz4568]

He is a shit rapper if real madrid lost so why he is disrespecting city real madrid not so good this time so that doesnt mean he will disrespect man city

[@rixtechsmedia2171]

Shut

[@Messibestfan13]

" why are your goals ao dead" got me shook😂😂😂😂

[@ER-W-g7w]

Bro got violated when his manager heard he turned fully bold

[@ZachDoesEdits]

the "your manger looks like a egg" felt personal

[@Itzandy-wt4es]

eyy

[@C-17hasspawnedfromslovenia]

Yeah

[@animekiller5]

Direct me to go sense and it wasn't even good

[@3xclus1v4]

😂

[@ZachDoesEdits]

Nah but my brother is tho

[@CalebJohn-l1n]

He doesnt need an oscar The oscar needs him Yes i liked my own comment

[@Bothem_LFC]

lol

[@PÀIDITHEDOG]

I liked your coment

[@pratyushdhawan8001]

He is not Zlatan

[@nagiprodigy]

bro Oscar is for acting idiot you just want likes

[@red__devilz......]

bro, who doesn't like there own comment?

[@ashrafnalakath5953]

Man city is vibing with this song 😂😂😂

[@jadeatkins8509]

I could hear that slap and scream from outer space😂 that was personal😂

[@gorillaplays9855]

WE ARE MAKING IT OFF THE BENCHS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@Kyla-gs5fo]

Rude you are an egg and you are still bolding. Your life is. Boring

[@science1004]

Bro needs a raise to roast more teams 💀

[@ilememmanuel913]

PSG

[@mark.6639]

Yes

[@ColdPalmer-200]

@@ilememmanuel913y tho?

[@masonrowbotham5856]

Iiveapool

[@masonrowbotham5856]

do liveapool next

[@J_Editz-_-21]

Anyone 2024 👇🏾 Thx for 73 likes ☺️ Edit 2: 239!!

[@sparkygu-i1l]

ME

[@1to100ksubs-g1n]

ME

[@eulandafrazer8270]

Me

[@Shadow-n3v1y]

Me

[@RaphRaph-xy9ot]

Yeah

[@davidGI12]

"ur manager looks like an egg" DAMMM that was cold🥶🥶 Edit:tysm for the likes🤯

[@HyprX_Ultra]

Same

[@halaalfaris7512]

Nah bros built more like a thumb💀

[@Jasir00218]

"Cold"💀

[@IUsedToBeGreat]

​@@Jasir00218That's not cold thats hot🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀

[@Izya_boi.calypso]

Peps still bolding"got me for sure😂😅

[@Rosscobossco]

No haaland is the goat

[@nine_moons3073]

​@@Rosscobosscofirst no second u ok?

[@YRMbedwarsclan]

The manager looks like an egg got me😂😂😂😂😂

[@krzysztofjackiewicz7147]

You egg

[@supremeshadow50]

He looks more like my brown eggs💀

[@ahmednoush13]

@@krzysztofjackiewicz7147 why u roasting !

[@SakiyaAhmed-b6p]

Don’t roast pep roast your mama

[@N34TOEZ3]

“We got no hope because you play for city” bro has scored over 100 goals

[@urfavv.ang3lzz]

“We have got on hope because you play for City.” Haaland: “So you have chosen death.”

[@AlexFooty7]

On?

[@eminem2804]

my man woke up and chose violence today 💀

[@Name-ix6lz]

This is a dead diss bro wym violence

[@Name-ix6lz]

@Youssefsyr-it4kt dead joke 🤡🤡🤡

[@eminem2804]

@Youssefsyr-it4kt 😂

[@charlieholt7159]

Do zdotts support Liverpool P L L P

[@noobslapper476]

UNDERATED JOKE

[@Ace4u12]

This aged better than my dad getting milk💀

[@Duerdeilig]

YES!

[@Seri-z1h]

Now that slap was personal 💀

[@Thepaulsters]

De bruiyne side thing got me choking on my water 💀

[@manaldvorak1078]

Bro made me choke on saliva

[@احمدحلمي-ب8ض]

Let's go the goat is back

[@ToxicPirate2]

117 likes and 0 replies lemme fix that

[@Raiden_Edits]

​@@ToxicPirate2 cringe comment

[@sfmz233]

@@Raiden_Edits noted with thanks

[@AFCEDITxZ]

You look like an egg you are shorter than Messi zdots 🤣🤣🤣

[@ToxicPirate2]

@@Raiden_Edits thanks for replying and helping me fix the comment. I appreciate it

[@Blue-m3l]

Pep's still balding'' got me on the floor💀

[@Roseflowers33]

Ok? 💀

[@vanphanthituyer4564]

Shut up

[@MessiRonaldoandaviationfan909]

Also your manager looks like an egg 💀💀💀

[@zectriosGD]

he aint roasting Haaland… HEA MAKING A BOP WITH HAALAND 🔥🔥

[@lanapio8937]

As a spurs and inter Milan fan I will play this on repeat

[@HexEditsYT]

Are you a fellow Italian 🇮🇹🇮🇹?

[@mignotgetanhe1770]

Hall and. is. bad

[@THATSCANIATRUCKER]

Ngl this actually hits good

[@HHAYCH-v1c]

True

[@kulvirsangha-dk7nm]

Yeah true

[@Theoplayz777]

Ikr

[@mark.6639]

If this isnt played at my funeral i ain't dying

[@Wentworthmiller604]

Me too

[@pedrogesto]

😂

[@rose.8607]

Same like innit

[@fornoldalegend333]

Imagine if the whole man city team watched this 💀💀💀

[@Amylol-cs3ti]

Imagine

[@verstraxil..-tajikistan]

bro needs to be the city manager to release him

[@BorisBoy12345]

Actually hits hard😂🔥

[@KiaraMt-r2k]

lol bozo that would be great

[@bumbl_crum]

THIS IS FIRE

[@clairebarratt2277]

Shut up

[@chelseafan_1zeeshkabab933]

This hits harder then my mums belt

[@jeanetteoneill3102]

True 😂😂😂😂

[@chelseafan_1zeeshkabab933]

YES 69 likes Perfect 🤣

[@upgraded23]

I wont like beacuse of like number

[@chelseafan_1zeeshkabab933]

Thx But others ruined it Not bothered tho

[@calebappalsamy5088]

LoL😂

[@wtwtewtwet101]

bro cleaning that head part was personal 💀

[@TheJenandBoshow948]

KDB: what the hell is that (Hears KDB is your side thing)

[@SvupperD]

Bro let de bruyne talk💀

[@exe843]

@@SvupperD never

[@bobbywander5542]

HIS NaME IS DE BRUYNE

[@JMZ_Games]

Let me talk

[@slogomans6568]

His funking name is Kevin de druyne

[@Collingwood162]

This gets in your head so much

[@Swaggy315]

“Your manager looks like an egg”💀💀

[@F_editz0118]

This is a violation

[@CurtGordon]

Bro when I heard "De Bruyne Is your side thing" I laughed so hard😂😂😂

[@Night_wach14]

De bruyne side thing and manger got me rolling in the Flor 😂😂😂

[@jay2valid013]

​@@ShaneFriedrichs-mx7xbit's a joke ffs u really need to get a brain

[@jhanzebparray]

Me too

[@Pinpoint_Editz]

Not gonna lie, this kinda slaps hard. 😂🐐🥶

[@bentlivelia6136]

49 likes, 0 replies lemme fix that

[@Bronzespoone]

😂😂😂

[@CholhokDeborah]

he was even clapping to the beat 💀

[@declancoolman]

bro stans haaland 💀 btw he wasn’t even clapping

[@duokingfn]

haaland was

[@duokingfn]

​@@declancoolmanhaaland clapped to the beat

[@user-dl3jq8zy4s]

that fact when harland was clapping his hands it Matched with the rhythm

[@TkalWangchuk]

the forehead roast is just a violation😂😂💀💀💀

[@craigyeates1854]

“You got a big forehead” that’s a violation…really?🙄

[@Aurostats]

No it's fax 😂

[@Elmoyoutubeofficial]

He dosent have a bog forehead cuz he just edits it and makes haalands head look big

[@squido2]

@@Elmoyoutubeofficial NOOO WAY REALLY?!?!?!?

[@ToyotaF150]

@@Elmoyoutubeofficial🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@halimohade8702]

If this ain’t playing at my funeral I ain’t dying😂

[@itsfridaytheeen]

And Haaland ain't stopping scoring goals too

[@Muhdkhaiman]

Shit u so funny Halim , haha

[@dudethatlovesxmasprezents]

me to mate

[@tiffanyuviase361]

me too

[@TobiThe1one]

"Well if you don't want to die, we won't play the song" 🤓

[@DaGoodSibs]

**him diss haaland** **haaland winning the champions league** We dont talk about that😂

[@Bubby-d7q]

nice

[@swetaagrawal2038]

"your manager looks like a egg" got me laughing to death 😂😂😂😂😂

[@drmanali]

Bro got humbled real quick 😂

[@Thewiseman198]

Wtf

[@NoobzzbooN]

Haaland: ok *leaves prem* Also haaland: *joins Colchester united* 💀

[@shahramkhan4216]

Haha😂😂

[@EvanClark-cf7hc]

The greatest road man rapper ❤️😂

[@istaramin6590]

DE BRUYNE IS YOUR SIDE THING”💀 Got me rolling to china 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 But the slap was personal 💀💀💀💀

[@puspalohorung8250]

"Wait why are your goals so dead","Your manager looks like a egg " and "Peps still boding" got me 😂

[@kujtimvani]

This guy needs a grammy

[@ChidiMutyambizi]

Who

[@stephenwhitehouse8509]

Dude doesn’t know he just roasted the only man who needs a diss track?😂😂😂

[@ChidiMutyambizi]

Shut up

[@Sam-jp6oo]

Fun Fact: Haaland might not be part Viking. Because his hair is white and not black. But I think he is part Viking

[@king_iren]

Bro legit dissed my man

[@KryptoAviation]

Darwin nunez scored against haaland😂

[@KryptoAviation]

And you lost to liverpool

[@WPluh_pluh_pluh_sui]

Who’s watching this in 2024

[@DzenanHajdarpasic]

Me

[@qxndy]

yee

[@Gbacondude]

Me

[@SpeedyCr7Suieeey]

yes sireer

[@stephenblahuta4044]

Me

[@littleT392]

Your manager looks like a egg Got me cracking 🤣 😂

[@aepcosmos]

I SEE YOU CRACKING

[@sah9867]

Good 1 lmfao

[@mrSoccer8543]

Even though I’m a city fan, this song is still fire

[@MaclarenJamie]

*Bro did De Bruyne dirty* 💀

[@FCCubing275]

Exactly

[@MaclarenJamie]

119 likes and only 1 reply ? 💀 somebody fix this 🗿🍷

[@sharifoyahye2610]

Lmao 💀 💀

[@Jax-offensive-memes]

“We have got no hope cause you play for city“ that aged well 💀

[@joshyj7665]

"Your manager looks like a egg" Bro that got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: 31 Likes in less then one day wow Edit 2: OVER 135 LIKES WOW THATS MORE POPULAR THAN MY CHANNEL Edit 3: Nice over 200 likes let's reach 300 in 5 days Edit 4: MOM IM FAMOUS

[@jaisja6447]

nobody cares about your likes

[@RasulbekEshmuradov]

137 likes no comment Lemma fix it

[@SipheMasuku]

Same brother

[@adil7336]

Bro get rid of the edits they are cringe😔

[@joshyj7665]

@@adil7336 bruh as you can tell I'm a kid bruv

[@maryamrahimi-ji7gg]

Me dont know anything about football still Love this BANGER

[@prime-source1]

This legend just never fails to amaze us 🐐

[@JuniorBallers69]

Haaland shushed you with winning the fa cup, Premier league, and Champions league 😂😂😂

[@BlerimDalipi-w5b]

"Your manager looks like a egg" got me rolling on the floor😂

[@matthewcunningham7634]

No it hasn’t

[@BlerimDalipi-w5b]

@@matthewcunningham7634 yes it did.

[@Nitethug2dwrld]

Me as a city fan can't stop laughing at this 😂😂

[@BlerimDalipi-w5b]

@@Nitethug2dwrld Lol

[@vickyzugah5598]

If your goals are died then why don’t I die

[@ddlcfnafstuffig]

Bro just dissed my fav player 😭😭

[@FutEdits254]

Same

[@Italiansecond]

Same

[@doggyboy8417]

That dude us trash

[@Jules_theman]

Same😢😢😢😢

[@fruityshark647]

liverpool the goat

[@Koshian_Adzuki]

Sounds like a mix of Rasputin and Haaland dissing

[@bbear-OG]

Haaland really loves scoring honestly

[@Stick-9-11]

My man just did the best diss track i have ever heard!!!!!

[@majmajy1005]

That slap was louder than my mom giving me an ass woopin 💀💀💀

[@Itzandy-wt4es]

haha

[@Colecennami]

Same exept my moms aysin

[@MorategiJr]

😂

[@hiro-vp2un]

My school we beat with stickes when they beat my friend I heard it I said lord what happened yooo there was a big hole but the crack was louder than that Jesus christ

[@Rip_ducklol]

song slaps harder than water at midnight

[@ramenbowl3213]

No actually literally

[@RITANIMOH]

When he says a player won't win something the player always win

[@dreammundane07]

I swear to god I see this guy on Brawl Stars, Squad, Call of duty, etc. advertisements

[@JamesDonovan-yy5of]

The big forehead was personal 💀

[@Andrija-o1h]

You are dume

[@jjthepartyboi12]

The goat is finally back

[@Slix_Editz246]

He's got big legs and a big forehead got me 💀😂

[@Hala_Madrid9benzema]

LoL

[@captain_ali134]

DE BRUYNE IS YOUR SIDE TING that line hit hard

[@Ney11EDITZZZ]

Me wearing a city shirt: 👁👄👁

[@K1ngMTB]

Same😂😂❤❤

[@arronsodhi9934]

Lol

[@Bowserjrandkoopabros]

@@arronsodhi9934why would you where that 💩

[@Lemon_hellyeah]

Same dude😅

[@U_n_i_t_e_d_k_i_n_g_d_o_m]

@@K1ngMTBAN OIL TEAM MANCHESTERS RED

[@dramaking12771]

This guy roasted haland more than roasted chicken 💀😂😂 (and yes I did like my own comment) edit: thx for the likes

[@uzi4441]

Who doesn’t like their own comment?

[@Only-EDitz_Goat]

I also do

[@dramaking12771]

Who doesn't 😄 🤣

[@Local_eazyefan]

​@@dramaking12771Fax😂

[@t-scover]

This is gonna be famous, trust me.

[@Undeadking66]

Imagine hearing this in clash of clans and erling haaland colab 💀

[@emranbaha08]

Bro when he said he’s got big legs and a big forehead why are your goals so dead is a violation 😂😂

[@moyo-is-back]

haaland so humble he even clapped 👏👏👏👏

[@familyacc1962]

he wasnt clapping for the song lil bro

[@Muneebz1]

Bro got balls of steel 💀💀💀