Buff In the Matrix

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Habitual Linecrosser

Habitual Linecrosser

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@Duransurik
@Duransurik 19 күн бұрын
Best line: "are the hypersonics in the room with us right now?"
@hypercritical6123
@hypercritical6123 19 күн бұрын
I was just coming to say that lol.
@jamesogden7756
@jamesogden7756 19 күн бұрын
Ghost Hunter vibes. 😂😂😂 I'm crying here, gotta rewind and start over. People at the restaurant are staring. Good job making me the lunatic today. 👍
@Canadiantx69
@Canadiantx69 19 күн бұрын
Having to stop myself from dying laughing while I'm at work surrounded by people was extra hard after that one, lmao.
@gdbalck
@gdbalck 19 күн бұрын
"Diet space shuttle" was a close second.
@user-zk5jn4br7u
@user-zk5jn4br7u 19 күн бұрын
“The lady bigfoot is in that corner right there right now”
@TheNN
@TheNN 19 күн бұрын
Sorry Grandpa BUFF, but as a person with a mental disability, I don't need to be 'unplugged' and 'replugged' into the Matrix, the real issue is that clearly the Machines haven't updated their drivers in SIX HUNDRED YEARS!
@unknownwarriorprescoknight8586
@unknownwarriorprescoknight8586 16 күн бұрын
Yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@devinaschenbrenner2683
@devinaschenbrenner2683 15 күн бұрын
Well, with a proper driver update a restart will be needed. We will probably take you off line for a few hours to also update some programs and reset the server. We will take a look into the loose connection while we do this. We expect the update to br done by 3pm ETS. Have a great day.
@Yogasefski
@Yogasefski 19 күн бұрын
Last time I was this early, the Air Force was still the Army Air Corps.
@SusieDaw-ix6pv
@SusieDaw-ix6pv 19 күн бұрын
AND MY FATHER WAS A PILOT IN THAT ARMY AIR FORCE IN THE 50'S.
@Oldmanyellsatcomputers
@Oldmanyellsatcomputers 19 күн бұрын
Well played sir, well played...
@jarretthuffin
@jarretthuffin 19 күн бұрын
At least SOMEBODY remembered they're our bastard child.... that's why we love the Kid so much.
@jagboy69
@jagboy69 19 күн бұрын
now that was a long time ago!
@billyccall5774
@billyccall5774 19 күн бұрын
Are...are you the BUFF?
@triples3273
@triples3273 19 күн бұрын
As someone who has a few learning disabilities, I HAVE actually had that thought, believe it or not. You're safe, Buff. Autismo stamp of approval
@katreyu2967
@katreyu2967 18 күн бұрын
Second stamp
@Skellitor301_VA
@Skellitor301_VA 18 күн бұрын
Third stamp. That shit had me rolling XD
@bennyprice5823
@bennyprice5823 15 күн бұрын
Forth stamp.
@nate1511
@nate1511 13 күн бұрын
Same 😂 thought about more than a few time
@trainwreck2309
@trainwreck2309 12 күн бұрын
5th stamp
@mithril1584
@mithril1584 19 күн бұрын
"No! No Buff! Nobody ever thinks that" Well I wasn't but I certainly am now, so thanks.
@bemasaberwyn55
@bemasaberwyn55 19 күн бұрын
😂😂 IKR
@TheEDFLegacy
@TheEDFLegacy 19 күн бұрын
Oh, damn, now I need to figure out how to power cycle my ADHD brain. 😅
@armbusk
@armbusk 19 күн бұрын
hey can someone fucking restart my pod?
@vampire847
@vampire847 19 күн бұрын
My friend with disabilities laughed his ass off at the question.
@xXDarthBagginsXx
@xXDarthBagginsXx 19 күн бұрын
@@TheEDFLegacy I think ADHD is just a bug in the code - best to leave it alone or else it will get worse. Lol
@SolLunaris
@SolLunaris 19 күн бұрын
I got an ad during the video. Ive been blessed with a HLC video long enough to get actual ads, God bless capitalism for videos like this.
@Sf_Mason
@Sf_Mason 19 күн бұрын
"Diet space shuttle" Oh my god , Buff is on 🔥 with the zingers 🤣
@navret1707
@navret1707 19 күн бұрын
“FOD creator”.
@redfive2008
@redfive2008 19 күн бұрын
I almost choked on my lunch with that one.
@etsequentia6765
@etsequentia6765 19 күн бұрын
Love hurts, what can I tell ya
@evilfingers4302
@evilfingers4302 19 күн бұрын
That one had me rolin!
@Maximilian7992
@Maximilian7992 19 күн бұрын
If the Dragon Lady is the “diet space shuttle” then what’s the Blackbird and Archangel?
@bigbadwolfy1164
@bigbadwolfy1164 19 күн бұрын
5:46 As a person with disabilities, when I first saw the matrix I too thought of this Buff, I even asked my mom that if this was real would God just be able jiggle the plug or something to fix me, she said there was nothing no one could do due to fix me, cuz yoh cant fix whats not broken.
@Sorain1
@Sorain1 19 күн бұрын
Your mother deserves a hug. If your reading this, supply her one. (No, it doesn't matter if you just hugged her, she deserves another and we both know it.)
@shiloh1994
@shiloh1994 17 күн бұрын
We must defend this woman at all costs.
@kimberly72
@kimberly72 17 күн бұрын
That was a beautiful answer
@TheRussianJedi
@TheRussianJedi 14 күн бұрын
That’s awesome, you got a great mom, dude. Cherish her
@Blank55600
@Blank55600 19 күн бұрын
4.7b in missiles? That's uh.... 5 missiles in this economy
@glenchapman3899
@glenchapman3899 19 күн бұрын
And the basic model
@kineticstar
@kineticstar 19 күн бұрын
It's 6... the Fed lowered the rates!
@oculosprudentium8486
@oculosprudentium8486 19 күн бұрын
The military-industrial complex has gotten very stingy and expensive under Biden Do you know how much I had to cut back on my shopping cart for that next war I was planning? It is almost as if the CIA or one of their private armies wants to push me out of the market for it! Big corporations are taking over everything these days No space left for little guys
@TimeWiz
@TimeWiz 19 күн бұрын
But how many foot ball fields is it​@@glenchapman3899
@kemarisite
@kemarisite 19 күн бұрын
You can actually look up arms sales notifications in the Federal Register, although they are way behind current events. However, on July 19, 2023 (and published in the Federal Register yesterday) an arms sale notification was sent to the Speaker of the House that 969 AIM-120C missiles and some support equipment were sold to Sweden for $2.9 billion. Which is weird, because Sweden also uses the MBDA Meteor.
@MJ-kc8iz
@MJ-kc8iz 19 күн бұрын
"Are the hypersonics in the room with us, right now?" made my cough a little ice tea on my desk. Worth it. 😆
@AnimarchyHistory
@AnimarchyHistory 19 күн бұрын
So that’s why I saw Davo drive past with an SM-6 in the bed of his Hilux.
@stalinsoulz7872
@stalinsoulz7872 19 күн бұрын
I'm not surprised he has that much arsenal
@MajesticDemonLord
@MajesticDemonLord 19 күн бұрын
Maaaaaaattte - hes on a Maccas run and just stopped by the servo. Hes a good cunt.
@OddlyIncredible
@OddlyIncredible 19 күн бұрын
The mental picture of a 22-foot-long missile on the top of a Hilux is just _::chef's_kiss::_
@thenewbohemian5779
@thenewbohemian5779 19 күн бұрын
I don't know what upsets me more, that I can't buy an SM-6 or a Hilux......
@Purifiedbyfire420
@Purifiedbyfire420 19 күн бұрын
​@@thenewbohemian5779the Hilux has killed more people than the sm-6 historically, that fuckers been in a lot of active combat.
@VeteranGridSquares
@VeteranGridSquares 19 күн бұрын
Ah, back in HD! Gotta pay that editing team more often. (Take care of yourself and the doggos!) Also, Buff did good on this one. AuDHD disabled vet here... And I volunteer to try the turn it off and see if it comes on again! Thanks for the video!
@mbyerly9680
@mbyerly9680 19 күн бұрын
Our distilleries change their production from craft beers to bottled water in emergencies. One in my area has been using its off time to fill water bottles for the area hit by Helene in western NC.
@mutteringcrone1210
@mutteringcrone1210 19 күн бұрын
Chemist
@Hayman1969
@Hayman1969 19 күн бұрын
Breweries and soft drink plants switch to water after a state of emergency is declared on the first day you will see beer or soda cans with a little sticker that says water then cases of generic water cans will arrive the next day from same plant. Millions of cans per hour production of these plants along with their distribution capabilities to transport this production across the country is actually amazing in it mass
@robertquast9684
@robertquast9684 19 күн бұрын
After what some of those areas have been through they probably wish it was beer
@kylezdancewicz7346
@kylezdancewicz7346 19 күн бұрын
So basically the breweries just don’t brew the beer and give you the water they have on hand
@PhotoBobBarker
@PhotoBobBarker 19 күн бұрын
One of our local breweries started making hand sanitizer by the 55 gal drum during the coof... We still have about half a barrel of it. Smells interesting.
@bobbybenton3421
@bobbybenton3421 19 күн бұрын
Dude I love your content! I was a 13B back in the 80s and 90s. I remember the WWII barracks and the Gold Dragon back in 86. Redleg E4mafia for life.
@mr.nobody68
@mr.nobody68 18 күн бұрын
Your age is showing. Hey by the way, if you ever had to wear BDUs with M81 Woodland or Chocolate Chip camo, congrats. It's time to schedule a prostate exam
@devildog17013
@devildog17013 17 күн бұрын
@@mr.nobody68 Not fair. I resemble that remark :p Give me good old woodland cammies anytime.
@Hell_Hound_Actual
@Hell_Hound_Actual 17 күн бұрын
@@mr.nobody68 I already had mine while I was at the VA the other day. During the appointment, these words were shamefully uttered: "Are you fist-f*cking me?!?!?.... Wait.. You ARE fist-f*cking me!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"
@mikehughes4969
@mikehughes4969 19 күн бұрын
HLC is more informative and vastly more entertaining than CNN.
@MH5XXXX
@MH5XXXX 19 күн бұрын
TOTALLY AGREE!!☠️
@ghomerhust
@ghomerhust 19 күн бұрын
plus, based on what he actually does for a living, probably more trustworthy than ANY of the "name brand" news shops
@halogeek6
@halogeek6 19 күн бұрын
lol. trusting cnn for news.
@MH5XXXX
@MH5XXXX 19 күн бұрын
@@ghomerhust agreed
@torpidblack8586
@torpidblack8586 19 күн бұрын
Watching chicken nuggets spin in a microwave is more entertaining than watching CNN.
@jonathankandolf1487
@jonathankandolf1487 19 күн бұрын
This channel should be a regular part of therapy for VA hospitals.😄😆
@graceliu8839
@graceliu8839 19 күн бұрын
“Do not give into the twenty two a day~. All of you are amazing! Play me out”
@74stang2togo
@74stang2togo 19 күн бұрын
Drop snack cakes, MREs, canned goods, and label them in Korean "Courtesy of the USA, Ukraine, and South Korea". Watch them switch sides so fast the Russians' heads spin.
@coffeegonewrong
@coffeegonewrong 19 күн бұрын
Might find some of the Russians switch too.
@smilysht238
@smilysht238 19 күн бұрын
Don't forget the booze, tobacco, and nude magazines.
@totallyahuman.2955
@totallyahuman.2955 19 күн бұрын
Shit, the Russian will be spinning their heads so quick that they'll finally screw it the right way for once.
@MissStargazer95
@MissStargazer95 19 күн бұрын
Just don’t let the Canadians take part in that operation
@Canadiancoinguy
@Canadiancoinguy 19 күн бұрын
​@@MissStargazer95 *sad grenade pin noises*
@celticknight221
@celticknight221 19 күн бұрын
Diet space shuttle?! That's so good! Buff with the greatest of insults!
@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 19 күн бұрын
"We are on the verge of World War 3 and you can't stop playing with your toys" I dunno, considering us Brits had to leave most of our equipment in Dunkirk and the Americans hadn't really prepped for the war so getting a head start this time might be for the best.
@akmon3490
@akmon3490 19 күн бұрын
Yeah I remember that short video 😅, an entire mechanized fighting force leaving all the machines behind😅😅
@cavalieroutdoors6036
@cavalieroutdoors6036 19 күн бұрын
And that is precisely why we do the things we do. World War I: we had zero preparation for such a conflict. Or any other conflict really. World War II: No real difference, got caught lacking again. Ain't getting caught with our pants down for the next round.
@Erik_Ice_Fang
@Erik_Ice_Fang 19 күн бұрын
Well, when Germany tried to bribe Mexico by returning territory we took in a previous war, they made WW1 our business. The US Mexico relationship was pretty awful at the time to begin with
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 19 күн бұрын
@@_outofphase5480 until Germany decided to with the Lusitania, I do bother to remind you...
@usf22raptr1
@usf22raptr1 19 күн бұрын
To be fair, you Brits pulled off the miracle of getting the MOST important part of your forces, the living, breathing men that would help end the Nazi terror a few short years later, with boats that make Cuban refugees jealous. Kudos to that feat!
@viperz3r016
@viperz3r016 19 күн бұрын
6:35 FOD Creator made me laugh, as a crew cheif who understands
@riotmike85
@riotmike85 19 күн бұрын
That while argument was hilarious
@DeadRobit29
@DeadRobit29 19 күн бұрын
A Locust? With Lasers, LRMs... and autocanons? *Mechwarrior heavy breathing*
@jonathonpion2042
@jonathonpion2042 19 күн бұрын
One step closer to getting a Timber Wolf.
@Vivi24283
@Vivi24283 19 күн бұрын
😂 I love those games..
@daebi37
@daebi37 19 күн бұрын
@@jonathonpion2042 you mean Mad Cat?
@Vynirian
@Vynirian 19 күн бұрын
god i wish
@jonathonpion2042
@jonathonpion2042 19 күн бұрын
@daebi37 this is what's from the lore behind Mad Cat. Essentially it was misnamed by a scanner. Vaguely resembling a cross between the MAD (Marauder) and CAT (Catapult) series, the Timber Wolf was tagged with the Inner Sphere reporting name Mad Cat on first contact.
@oggieboard
@oggieboard 19 күн бұрын
I wanna first off and say thank you for your service!! my son got me watching you. He is in the army aviation works on Apache helicopters. I enjoy your contact so much. I laughed my butt off every time I hear your “news. “ kind of helps me when you explain acronyms because my God The military has so many it’s ridiculous. Lol keep up the good work. It’s awesome. I really enjoy watching what you do and listening by the way grandpa buff. And Franklin for president.
@DrQuan215
@DrQuan215 19 күн бұрын
“FOD Creator” gave me flashbacks. Thanks for my daily dose of PTSD
@SethBeck
@SethBeck 19 күн бұрын
Nightmares.
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 19 күн бұрын
This line made a splash 😆"U fcukin FOD creator!"
@equarg
@equarg 19 күн бұрын
The Concord probably gave a thumbs down for that joke!
@Culdcepter
@Culdcepter 19 күн бұрын
"All hands to the flight deck for a FOD walkdown." Not good times.
@SethBeck
@SethBeck 19 күн бұрын
@@Culdcepter but absolutely necessary.
@GregoryGreg87
@GregoryGreg87 19 күн бұрын
Man, Buff has been extra spicy these last few videos and I'm fuckin here for it. The missle up your urethra line had me literally laughing out loud.😂
@michaelmcmeekan5150
@michaelmcmeekan5150 19 күн бұрын
Buff never ceases to amaze me with his dialogue…KEEP IT UP OLD MAN!
@SeanFoxLynnM16
@SeanFoxLynnM16 19 күн бұрын
You have become my favorite creator in the past year, keep up the great work!
@jacobgomos2418
@jacobgomos2418 19 күн бұрын
“I’m no muppet”. So unexpected but hilarious nonetheless.
@LucanVaris
@LucanVaris 19 күн бұрын
...It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights... :D
@jacobgomos2418
@jacobgomos2418 19 күн бұрын
Somebody go find Statler and Waldorf we need some heckling going on.
@carlstenger5893
@carlstenger5893 18 күн бұрын
Another brilliant video. I love the long format. Thank you, sir!
@ObliqueVion
@ObliqueVion 19 күн бұрын
"Not the QPCs!" Amazing how a cheeseburger instantly sounds like military hardware when you say it like that. 😂
@ethanmcgowan6926
@ethanmcgowan6926 19 күн бұрын
Considering thw US Mikitary can transport a completely functional Burger King tk the oppoaithe side of the world and have it up and running in 24 hours, everything is a piece of military hardware just waiting to happen.
@billybrown4832
@billybrown4832 19 күн бұрын
​@@ethanmcgowan6926 shame they can't deliver you a dictionary.
@ethanmcgowan6926
@ethanmcgowan6926 19 күн бұрын
@@billybrown4832 nah, my spell check is just military grade
@Naofumi-Iwatani
@Naofumi-Iwatani 19 күн бұрын
​nah, he just has sausage thumbs Takes one to lnow one
@ethanmcgowan6926
@ethanmcgowan6926 19 күн бұрын
@@Naofumi-Iwatani I will neither confirm nor deny these allegations
@Mdhneo007
@Mdhneo007 19 күн бұрын
Loving how these are getting longer. Keep it up HLC, this is how I get all my news nowadays 😁
@Sgtnolisten
@Sgtnolisten 19 күн бұрын
Good to see Japan, but nothing will ever beat the "Everybody! Start rowing!"
@Plankensen
@Plankensen 19 күн бұрын
''we must move the island of japan!'' Such a good joke ^^
@DJSpoiledMilk17
@DJSpoiledMilk17 19 күн бұрын
that was too good lol which video was it from? can't remember and now I need to rewatch
@Sgtnolisten
@Sgtnolisten 19 күн бұрын
@@DJSpoiledMilk17don’t know. Think it was a video 6 months to a year ago though, so you’re going to need to get digging
@VJ-qz4fr
@VJ-qz4fr 19 күн бұрын
Evarybady! Start padalling 😂😂❤
@DJSpoiledMilk17
@DJSpoiledMilk17 18 күн бұрын
@@Sgtnolisten rewatching that many videos actually sounds like a good time
@romulolopez8158
@romulolopez8158 19 күн бұрын
You had the chance to call it a Royale with cheese! You blew it sir.
@mikekopack6441
@mikekopack6441 19 күн бұрын
“God damned diet space shuttle!” HHhhAh. I burst out laughing while watching this on my flight and everyone is looking at me like I’m insane or something 😂
@paullachance6113
@paullachance6113 19 күн бұрын
I hollered i laughed so hard😂
@WamSUBNZ
@WamSUBNZ 19 күн бұрын
I spat my coffee so I appreciate your pain mate
@LeeBrown-zi4bh
@LeeBrown-zi4bh 18 күн бұрын
I know, right?
@waffleclan1831
@waffleclan1831 19 күн бұрын
I genuinely enjoy seeing your videos. It is just what I need when I didn't known I needed it.
@seangriffin2040
@seangriffin2040 19 күн бұрын
"Someone touched on of my boats? JAPAN!!!! It was not me . . . " 7:45
@TheRussianJedi
@TheRussianJedi 14 күн бұрын
“I LEARNED MY LESSON!”
@laughingpain3006
@laughingpain3006 19 күн бұрын
Always here for the smile… oh, and learning.
@Midnight24435
@Midnight24435 19 күн бұрын
Love me some Habitual Linecrosser.
@Concord003
@Concord003 19 күн бұрын
It's gonna be a hard "maybe". This is hilarious! Even being Ukrainian, I laughed out loud in my kitchen. But I'm a civilian. Got a check in with my friends in the army, how offended they are on the scale from 1 to restoring the Ukrainian nuclear program. :)
@jamesfrancisaloysiuspercev925
@jamesfrancisaloysiuspercev925 19 күн бұрын
🤣😂 “…are the hypersonics in the room with us, right now?” 🤣
@blevesun
@blevesun 19 күн бұрын
There is so much packed in this one episode. ❤
@paulstuartwilson485
@paulstuartwilson485 19 күн бұрын
And, once again, I have soda all over the floor and the front of my shirt. Thanks HLC. Going to do laundry now. 👍🇺🇸
@MTTT1234
@MTTT1234 19 күн бұрын
I think by now we all should have learned our lesson with HLC, to not drink or eat while the video is actively running. XD
@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 19 күн бұрын
​@@MTTT1234 I was thinking the same thing. And I have learned my lesson. 😂
@YarMahNarNar
@YarMahNarNar 19 күн бұрын
HLC has me hooked on this new drama series on KZbin. Buff is a beast
@MJKing30
@MJKing30 19 күн бұрын
Buff's fighting style is a great style
@vampirebrianne
@vampirebrianne 19 күн бұрын
Finally a feature length video! Great job! ❤️
@thetrueunknown
@thetrueunknown 19 күн бұрын
Do not fill the buff with the christmas tree little debbies, those are to precious to be sent away!
@keithrobinson7039
@keithrobinson7039 19 күн бұрын
Mhm give them the ho ho’s and call it there
@meganhawkins5114
@meganhawkins5114 19 күн бұрын
Send the strawberry rolls, oatmeal creampies, and those chocolate cherry cordial things!
@keithrobinson7039
@keithrobinson7039 19 күн бұрын
@@meganhawkins5114 the man’s a genius I completely forgot about the other nasty ones
@meganhawkins5114
@meganhawkins5114 19 күн бұрын
@@keithrobinson7039 A woman has to have standards for her snack cakes! 😁
@willythemailboy2
@willythemailboy2 19 күн бұрын
It's a good thing the Canadians don't have BUFF. They'd drop individual cans of soup from 40,000 feet. A helmet isn't going to save you if that lands on you.
@alexgrimmaster1
@alexgrimmaster1 19 күн бұрын
god i love this channel keep it up HLC hope your sister has a safe and good recovery
@AvatarVader
@AvatarVader 19 күн бұрын
Really liking the longer format! Keep on keeping on HLC!
@BigT683
@BigT683 19 күн бұрын
God I love this stuff! HLC keep going with your bad self! Chefs kiss to the content
@bananapanda9805
@bananapanda9805 19 күн бұрын
The motto of the US Military: “MMOOORRREEE DDDAAAAKKKKAAA!! “
@thomasfoster7387
@thomasfoster7387 19 күн бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@vrcommandoata5403
@vrcommandoata5403 19 күн бұрын
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS!!!!
@Deridus
@Deridus 19 күн бұрын
*WEZ NEED MORE RED PAINT!*
@Broomer52
@Broomer52 19 күн бұрын
You don’t need to aim if you just fire the biggest Dakka you have at the enemy
@Ragingroxes
@Ragingroxes 19 күн бұрын
@bananapanda9805 So the US is just a bunk of orca cobbling shit together. I love it and it works lol
@bigsnacks420
@bigsnacks420 19 күн бұрын
I was not aware of the E.Coli in our QPC's ... ty HLC!
@dmsdmullins
@dmsdmullins 19 күн бұрын
I like to jiggle the wires. I stand with Granmpa-Buff.
@rickgater5411
@rickgater5411 19 күн бұрын
People leaving IG because it’s a dumpster fire! I say keep it and throw a few matches! JIGGLING THEM WIRES!
@robertf3479
@robertf3479 19 күн бұрын
I know lots of people who need their wires jiggled including my "I'm the smartest person in whatever room I happen to be in" baby sister. BTW, she's on husband #3.
@pg1171
@pg1171 19 күн бұрын
If it ain't workin', unplug it and plug it back it, or use the old O F F buttton. Then the O N button. Usually works.
@marlarose3105
@marlarose3105 19 күн бұрын
Hey what the buff said bout us learning disabled having bad wires to the matrix makes sense. Really appreciate your disabled jokes pal keep them right on coming.
@smartyy86
@smartyy86 19 күн бұрын
greetings from germany, i love your content :)
@adamdaley8090
@adamdaley8090 19 күн бұрын
Thanks for making my lunch break awesome HLC.
@donovanmclaughlin4830
@donovanmclaughlin4830 19 күн бұрын
Buff 2024
@raptorhunter5549
@raptorhunter5549 19 күн бұрын
The only other candidate I'd vote for
@miceltusav88
@miceltusav88 19 күн бұрын
LET THE KID EAT!
@lonnyyoung4285
@lonnyyoung4285 19 күн бұрын
​@raptorhunter5549 just waiting for election day.
@HammerOn-bu7gx
@HammerOn-bu7gx 19 күн бұрын
"... you god da$%d diet space shuttle!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Joker-ny7jh
@Joker-ny7jh 19 күн бұрын
“I learned my lesson” poor Japan😭
@archangeldo913
@archangeldo913 19 күн бұрын
Well they got what was coming for them. It’s not like we didn’t warn them.
@Joker-ny7jh
@Joker-ny7jh 19 күн бұрын
@@archangeldo913 true, they definitely fucked around and found out. But I’m glad they’re our ally now
@immikeurnot
@immikeurnot 19 күн бұрын
What do you say to a Japan with two nuked cities? Nothing; they've already been told twice.
@clockworkm
@clockworkm 19 күн бұрын
5:28 Oh, snap! I’m thinking it now!!!
@mail_man1808
@mail_man1808 19 күн бұрын
This is Wilde
@navret1707
@navret1707 19 күн бұрын
“Hide and go Communist”. Why don’t I smell a new hat or T-shirt in the works? This entire vid is as funny as Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on First” routine. Well played, HLC. Well played. This one will be tough to beat.
@zachwolf7545
@zachwolf7545 19 күн бұрын
I heard Locust, and while deep down I knew it wasn't going to be a mech, but i really wanted it to be a Locust from Battletech...
@grumpybaztard4930
@grumpybaztard4930 19 күн бұрын
I am WAYYYY to early for HLC videos... All Hail the BUFF !
@ReaIHuman
@ReaIHuman 19 күн бұрын
America: Who touched my boats, was it you Japan? Japan: It wasn't me masta I swear.
@CamoGuy76239
@CamoGuy76239 19 күн бұрын
Bad connection in the matrix... Gonna be my new go-to excuse for all of my less than impressive performances from now on! 🤣
@brookshireentertainmentada7708
@brookshireentertainmentada7708 19 күн бұрын
We need more HLC!!!! lol love these videos they get me through the day like currently on SAD
@aaronlopez492
@aaronlopez492 19 күн бұрын
West Taiwan "you ignorant American we are not communist," HLC "sure like Russia has hypersonics". Funny and true!! LoL
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 19 күн бұрын
besides, "the chinese communist party holding the power uncontested since 1949" reality begs to differ
@mauwalker
@mauwalker 19 күн бұрын
Japan is back! Love it!
@connormclernon26
@connormclernon26 19 күн бұрын
Not the QPCS! Yup, fortunately I don’t eat Mickey Ds
@jamesmckenzie3532
@jamesmckenzie3532 19 күн бұрын
There is one a quarter of a mile from me. The only time I went to it was when a Fryer caught on fire and I watched the local fire department mop up the mess the overhead fire suppression system made. Oh, and it smelled like french fries for weeks. Fun part, there's an elementary school across the street.
@MarcosElMalo2
@MarcosElMalo2 19 күн бұрын
ITT: Non-McDonalds eaters proudly tell us they don’t eat McDonalds. That said, McDonald’s standards do appear to be slipping. Look who they hired as a fry cook.
@jamesmckenzie3532
@jamesmckenzie3532 19 күн бұрын
@@MarcosElMalo2 He couldn't be hired. McDonald's doesn't hire convicted felons.
@RaggedAssRobin
@RaggedAssRobin 19 күн бұрын
I get a craving for a Big Mac every couple years. Thankfully, the semi-regular contamination has so far occurred between cravings. Knock wood, so I don't get E. Coli, Salmonella, some type of Hepatitis, or whatever the hell else gets in their Meat™ here and there.
@mattgriewahn8554
@mattgriewahn8554 19 күн бұрын
@@MarcosElMalo2and immediately after that stunt, they have a e. Coli outbreak.
@AllSquirrel
@AllSquirrel 19 күн бұрын
Ah, back in HD! Gotta pay that editing team more often. (Take care of yourself and the doggos!) Thanks for the video!
@Adam-nv9zo
@Adam-nv9zo 19 күн бұрын
"Not the QPC'S" 😂
@nickgartside
@nickgartside 19 күн бұрын
Love the consistency of your content!
@Roamin_Nomad
@Roamin_Nomad 19 күн бұрын
I got a buddy who dug a lil deeper into the e. Coli outbreak, and we're thinking it's the onions, McDonald's gets their various ingredients from different suppliers(obviously), but the only key factor is that they get their onions from one supplier, food for thought.
@navret1707
@navret1707 19 күн бұрын
“Food for thought”. I saw what you did there. 👍
@Roamin_Nomad
@Roamin_Nomad 19 күн бұрын
@@navret1707 would ya believe if that was on accident, I just got off a graveyard shift 🤣🤣
@davidgoodnow269
@davidgoodnow269 19 күн бұрын
Except for it not being everyone, everywhere.
@Roamin_Nomad
@Roamin_Nomad 19 күн бұрын
@@davidgoodnow269 idk what to tell ya on that part, I'm just relaying what my buddy told me, you can take it with a grain of salt
@rcslyman8929
@rcslyman8929 19 күн бұрын
As someone that works in IT, I can definitely say there's more than a few people I'd love to attempt the "unplug and plug them back in" thing. Or, y'know... at least the unplug part... So yeah. You aren't the only one, G-pa Buff.
@Rug0s
@Rug0s 19 күн бұрын
Was hoping when the US saide "false alarm" all the aircraft and weapon system voices were "Awwwww" or were jeering in the background.
@HammerOn-bu7gx
@HammerOn-bu7gx 19 күн бұрын
The problem is the A-10's wouldn't have quite gotten the word... and well... more aerated real estate to follow.
@kythes8
@kythes8 19 күн бұрын
Holly puck!! That has to be one of your best bits. 😂
@adilsongoliveira
@adilsongoliveira 19 күн бұрын
Man, I'm not from USA, I wasn't in the military (though in my country every male is conscripted at 18 and, technically, reserve) but I really can't help myself laughing hard at every video. Congrats dude!
@t3dd3rtedder24
@t3dd3rtedder24 10 күн бұрын
Love your material my bro keep it up 🎉💯💯
@jarretthuffin
@jarretthuffin 19 күн бұрын
I always feel like when I pressed play for these videos, I just walked in the room, and I know the shenanigans are about to start, so I grab a chair and excitedly wait.
@Shinobubu
@Shinobubu 19 күн бұрын
okay now I want a home cockpit for this matrix system !
@necondaa
@necondaa 19 күн бұрын
Damn Australia getting some weapons too 😂
@honeybadgerbomb4469
@honeybadgerbomb4469 19 күн бұрын
Probably the outcome for US Political Bribery again
@Sorain1
@Sorain1 19 күн бұрын
Well they live too close to be comfortable to West Taiwan. I can understand the motive.
@NPC-fl3gq
@NPC-fl3gq 16 күн бұрын
As an Australian I approve of missile.
@necondaa
@necondaa 11 күн бұрын
@@Sorain1 Hell yeah
@jukesd1597
@jukesd1597 19 күн бұрын
😂❤😂 “Stop messing with your mainland, ‘West Taiwan’….😂❤😂
@William_Bryant
@William_Bryant 19 күн бұрын
U-2 is a peeping tom. He Sees E V E R Y T H I N G.
@TheLastCustomer
@TheLastCustomer 18 күн бұрын
A snooping, nosey lady.
@randomuser3555
@randomuser3555 18 күн бұрын
I live for grandpa Buff's advice and observations on life. He is truly my spirit weapon of war! I TOO am a big ugly fat..."fellow".
@sandrasausville9103
@sandrasausville9103 19 күн бұрын
As soon as I saw the title I knew this was going to be great
@tracycrispino3446
@tracycrispino3446 19 күн бұрын
Next level stuff, Thanks HLC 😂
@troybowden3447
@troybowden3447 19 күн бұрын
BUFF FOR THE WIN!!!
@ffemt1239
@ffemt1239 18 күн бұрын
Dood!!!! You about made me choke from laughing at the frayed wires, and unplug them and plug it back in….. 🤯😂😂
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 19 күн бұрын
Whenever Grandpa Buff says: "Okay Uncle Sam, I got this one..." I try not to have close to my mouth any food or drink, so I won't need to change clothes. Again.
@henrycarlson7514
@henrycarlson7514 19 күн бұрын
So Wise , Thank You
@HanSolo__
@HanSolo__ 19 күн бұрын
@@henrycarlson7514 Any time. 🙂
@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643
@peterfdsvenskaflygvapnet2643 19 күн бұрын
I put everything eatable or drinkable away BEFORE I start watching a video from HLC. And I learned that the hard way. 😂
@wradraws
@wradraws 19 күн бұрын
Man, buffs backstory is one of the saddest I've heard in a while. 😢
@anubis20049999
@anubis20049999 19 күн бұрын
That handicapped halfway plugged into the matrix had me on the floor😂😂
@OveltineJenkins
@OveltineJenkins 15 күн бұрын
I'm thinking it now. Thanks Buff
@ForgottenGods
@ForgottenGods 19 күн бұрын
Love your videos
@paxhumana2015
@paxhumana2015 19 күн бұрын
0:13, Me: "Need I remind you of not only who won between us TWICE, but also just WHO saved WHO in several wars since, INCLUDING World War I, AND World War II? Yeah, don't EVER call me a Muppet again, or else Disney coming to sue you will be the least of your problems".
@Gillymonster18
@Gillymonster18 19 күн бұрын
Disney gone just as communist and stupid as west Taiwan. They got too many problems of their own. Hemorrhaging money, Star Wars sinking and especially with Gina Carano backed by Musk dragging their ass through court.
@thepaperplush9340
@thepaperplush9340 19 күн бұрын
If by twice you mean the war of 1812, that was more of a stalemate than a win.
@drewb3490
@drewb3490 19 күн бұрын
America was in WW1 for a few seconds and you thought you saved anyone ?
@DavidEllis94
@DavidEllis94 19 күн бұрын
Yeah, 1812 was a stalemate, not a US win, and we didn't save anyone in WWI. At most, we sped up the collapse of Germany and allowed the Entente to get a more decisive win and heavier peace terms. The Brits and French were winning even without us.
@Aetherblade-z4o
@Aetherblade-z4o 17 күн бұрын
​@@DavidEllis941812 I agree on but WW1 was going to be an entente loss in sorry it just was Frances army was on the verge of mutiny Germany was about to go on a massive offensive again the brits were tired and the Germans still had high moral because they won in the east and now only France was left to defeat
@Cxntury_
@Cxntury_ 19 күн бұрын
outstanding
@wcresponder
@wcresponder 19 күн бұрын
"Diet space shuttle !"....oh buff you do make my day better.
@ghostreborn8766
@ghostreborn8766 19 күн бұрын
5:08 this whole part got me rolling!!! (Kinda ironic cuz i haven't really seen the matrix movies but I got reference)
@VBunplugged757
@VBunplugged757 19 күн бұрын
"Diet space shuttle" lol Buff has some heat for everyone
@norm7298
@norm7298 19 күн бұрын
QPC's 'only the strong will survive', there's your new slogan Rotten Ronnies
@joeporinchak6013
@joeporinchak6013 19 күн бұрын
"GASP not the QPC's" is the perfect ending for this video, bravo HLC, bravo
@Xenodragon
@Xenodragon 19 күн бұрын
"Diet Space Shuttle" that got me, epic.
@MatthewSchiess
@MatthewSchiess 14 күн бұрын
I would be remiss if I didn’t ask when do you think these will become an actual long form show? This is legit better than most television, and I for one would love to see these on the silver screen!
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