Whale Talk

[@sonar357]

UK: "There is something wrong with US Marines." Maybe, but when the Falklands War broke out there was a detachment of US Marines on board one of the UK's carriers as part of a NATO exchange program, and technically under UK command, but they were ordered to disembark before the task force got underway because the British didn't want to risk American lives in a 'British War'. But, the Marines, being that they're MARINES, felt a little dismayed because, according to the British, they felt it was "improper to have a war and not invite the US Marine Corps".

[@Rope_Adope]

They are always first in for a reason. Js…

[@AnAmericanPatriot1555]

That actually tracks.

[@harbl99]

"You're having a war without us? I thought we were friends." -- disappointed USMC

[@trikstari7687]

_Sad grunt noises_

[@paladamashkin8981]

It reminds me of the first Iraq War , the marines went forward people kept sorting at us, so we kept going forward, until some suit figured out we were actually in Iran. Maybe they should have let us keep going

[@Warlover1015]

Scotland, Australia, Canada walk in to a Marine Ball, I don't know what happens but somehow it ends with a 3rd world dictaor being over thrown and Geneva having to cut down a forest to handle all the paperwork.

[@tcm844]

I'm pretty sure there's a law against that.😂😂😂

[@weebandgaminginc.7593]

This deserves more likes

[@blakethegreatone2058]

We don't talk about that night. Lmao

[@phyrath5]

​@tcm844 Atricle 4 of the Just Please Don't Accords: The US Marines Ball may only have guests from one of the following nations/territories at a time; Canada, Scotland, Australia, Vietnam, or Ireland Due to the high likelihood of new warcrimes being invented when the US Marines, alcohol, and any two of those regions militaries being in the same place at the same time.

[@todydn]

And alot of thibgs were left either broken pregnant or both

[@ForgottenHonor0]

Buff: "Kid! Say something scary!" Kid: "Rosie O'Donnell naked." Me: "I'd just like to point out how right he is before I go bleach my brain."

[@archangeldo913]

there’s an episode of “Nip/Tuck” that just PTSD’d its way back into my head. Thanks.

[@trailingrails9953]

To be fair, it's Iran, they're used to fucking livestock.

[@Rope_Adope]

I was waiting for a “burka” zinger lmao!

[@etsequentia6765]

@@archangeldo913 I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

[@archangeldo913]

@@etsequentia6765 some things are just best left unsaid. Let the trauma stop with those who have already seen it without notice, nor consent.

[@joncrow3228]

The F4 is so old that 15 years ago I knew of a guy that PRIVATELY OWNED one near Atlanta. Apparently he flew them in Vietnam and wanted to keep flying it. I used to see it up flying every now and again. So, go ahead Iran, your War Machines are what we use as toys for rich old people.

[@cjcantrell80]

That has to sting, at least like, one person there.

[@martykarr7058]

Well we could level the playing field for Iran. Worf owns a T-33 and F-86.

[@thutanyanmarcus4134]

​@@martykarr7058wait what?

[@coyoteannabis1192]

@@martykarr7058 He also owned a MiG-21 for a while, plus an F-5 on lease from a flight flight school. If push came to shove he could fly combat ops. He's qualified on several current military aircraft, including the Hornet and the Viper. When we retired the A-6 he got to fly a few to the boneyard. He's basically the most qualified military pilot that never served. Lastly, he's one of only three civilian pilots to ever have the honor of flying with both the Blue Angels *and* the Thunderbirds.

[@AflacMan13]

I live in an area, where someone flies their P-51 Mustang for Stunt Show Practice on weekends. Yeah... and I would STILL put the Mustang up against modern day MiG's, and they'd STILL win! 😂😂😂

[@tetsatou2815]

IIRC a pair of British Marines lit their barracks on fire having a "gentleman's duel" with flare guns a few years back.

[@davidty2006]

Don't suppose those were the commando's....

[@tommyrussell1415]

We had fire extinguisher fights in the barracks quarterly. No fires, but a helluva mess😂😂😂

[@enforcer0175]

This. This is the kind of shit I expect to happen in a barracks.

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

_Now_ we're talking!

[@boloMK24]

​@@davidty2006Back in 1975 at NAS Lemoore, it was part of my job as an E-5 in Ground Electronics to inspect all of the CO2 extinguishers. We tested them by weighing them to detect leaks. The ones at the squadron barracks lost weight all the time and we couldn't find any leaks. Turned out that the men in the barracks were using the CO2 bottles to cool cans of beer.

[@TestHandlePleaseIgnore]

“Your warehouse full of engineers that are all probably on LSD.” I can assure you that the computer and electrical engineers there are on ketamine in addition to the LSD.

[@michaelmurphy2112]

That's way to long for an acronym otherwise we would change DARPA's name

[@ronheil6558]

Microdosing mushrooms and macrodosing aderal....

[@badlatency9979]

Also, that's just the human engineers. At this point DARPA probably has more AI engineers than actual humans.

[@xymorm]

@@ronheil6558don’t forget the aerosolized Ritalin

[@nautifella]

@@ronheil6558 *NEED TO KNOW* Be mindful of _Operational Security._ We don't need to give them all of our secrets.

[@Juror63]

' Iran's not afraid of a naked rosie o'donnell, they may be tougher than I thought.' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@diakoshiralizadeh5531]

As an iranian I have to say What's that?

[@soupSpoon-k5h]

@@diakoshiralizadeh5531a horror beyond understanding

[@maxxcarver5502]

​@diakoshiralizadeh5531 you're definitely better off Not knowing!! 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@jacobkern2060]

​@@diakoshiralizadeh5531 I want to say she's a politician and over 60? So the perfect intersection of "people I never want to see naked"

[@joecool2810]

@@diakoshiralizadeh5531Think of a shaven, naked donkey. You’ll be close enough.

[@grantsleeman]

My reaction to the michigan diss was "what the fuck!?" Then my next thought was "ohhhhh flint, yeah checks out"

[@torav8343]

Same here

[@Mr.X2188]

Thought the same thing

[@CodeNinja79]

Yeah, same here.

[@grantsleeman]

@@torav8343 glad we're in the same boat lmfao

[@anyaoberkirsch7015]

I was the same about Ohio! And then I remembered we have Cleveland, the 10th most rat infested city in the country. Le sigh. F Cleveland.

[@arbendickson]

"There's something genuinely wrong with the United States Marine Corps" yeah... that statement tracks 😂

[@RR-bh8vd]

Army brat here, never served but did 18 years boot camp under my Officer father. Went drinking with a bunch of Marines in San Diego around 1988. Learned new drinking games, how to drink flaming alcohol and many other things. Left them at 4am to go home, they had to be ready at 5am to go on some sort of training exercise. I was in no shape to walk much less train for anything. It took me 3 or 4 days to recover. Bless you guys whoever you were. Good times

[@AflacMan13]

Respect. Being able to walk, after a night of drinking with Marines or Army guys, as a Civilian; respect. 🤜🏻

[@RR-bh8vd]

@AflacMan13 I was 6'4" 225lb back then it took a lot but I was at my limit LOL I'm old now(61) but I remember that night fondly. Had a night with 4 SEALS and my friend(one of their gf) Woke up at a different house than where we started. I was told one of them carried me around like a sack of potatoes to 3 different houses. LOL Those guys are just built different, thank God for that.

[@AflacMan13]

@RR-bh8vd Yeaaaah. Yeah we are. Many of us have ADD/ADHD surprisingly.

[@meifert2]

I've been out for almost 15 years and my cousin had an open bar at her wedding. Let's just say that her alcoholic father tried keeping up with me and we found him under a table outside in a thunderstorm passed out

[@stalinsoulz7872]

​@@RR-bh8vdseen one leatherneck literally shit face by all the booze he chugged. Walk for 25 minutes fumbling around. Drank red bull and coffee on go then water and walk like nothing happened to him 30 minutes. Good bless we have this unhinged kids serving America

[@xXTheVigilantXx]

Britain: "There's something genuinely wrong with the United States Marine Corps" Me: "You're just now realizing this?"

[@usmc1979034]

Yet when you need to win a war through incredible violence and to do the toughest things everybody calls on the Marines and no one bats an eye.

[@yomogami4561]

what was their first clue?

[@Deckape75]

@@yomogami4561 On a WESTPAC in '95 our ARG (Amphibious Ready Group) was crossing the pacific one night and one of the ships pulled out of formation sounding the ships horn for man overboard. Over the local radio channel the bridge watch found out a marine was bored (not a good thing) and bungee jumped off of the side of the ship with a jerry rigged bungee cord. He definitely got an instant captains mast and restricted to the ship for the majority of the rest of the cruise.

[@KlyosXA]

Was the ingestion of Crayons by the entire Marine Corps not enough of an indication that they are built...different.

[@usmc1979034]

@ maybe the fact we were founded in a bar says something also. Were else do you find some of the most rowdy loudmouths looking for a fight. lol

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

Former Journalist here with a news flash. My sources at the VA tells me that The British Royal Marines are as wild a crazy as the US Marine Corp. It's just that the UK really likes to not talk about it due to wanting to keep that "we're so proper" appearance.

[@DCYote1]

Can confirm. My old neighbor was a Royal Marines Commando. Most fun drinking buddy I ever had.

[@meanolddog9912]

Old Devil Dog here. Having worked with my British brothers in arms in the British Royal Marines, I can confirm that they were very easy for US Marines to work with, honestly, it was just like the USMC. Semper Fi!

[@8__vv__8]

I’m pretty sure nobody parties as hard as the Paras. At least, I’ve never heard of anyone partying harder.

[@newperve]

In this conversation did "the dance of the flaming assholes" come up?

[@jonathanbair523]

@@8__vv__8 With the cheerful song the US Air Born has... I can see why they would party hard...

[@mbpaintballa]

"there is something genuinely wrong with your marines" You don't say, love getting into bar fights with em. Sometimes they're on your side, sometimes not, sometimes both.

[@robertbowen6610]

The sometimes both is absolutely wrong it’s more like most of the time both I’ve seen marines fight over who gets to fight someone else

[@Yourmom-sb9lk]

Lmfao 😂 seriously? Those marines just love to fight huh

[@mlogan2k2]

You can guarantee they're on your side if you remember to carry crayons at all times. Just sayin'.

[@ronwalsh]

One year, I was involved in a sword fight, with actual NCO swords. It's all fun and games until someone show up with a sucking chest wound. Semper Fi.

[@mbpaintballa]

@@mlogan2k2 no you cannot, they may just take said crayons.

[@Grizzy98639]

Scotland will receive a handwritten invitation to the next ball! November 10th laddie, clear your calendar for the 11th as well because that is gonna be a bitch of a hangover!

[@ScottKenny1978]

That's okay, Remembrance Day is a holiday for them, too.

[@teresakirkland995]

“This is the button you’re looking for “ hehe. That end giggle was everything!😂

[@Coming4UNext]

HLC videos getting longer makes my heart warm and fuzzy

[@rykerhoppe4789]

he's buds with the unsub boys, and they preach long from

[@taliaperkins1389]

Are you sure that is not a tropical topical infection?

[@Operator8282]

@@taliaperkins1389 That would be when the videos getting longer makes your genitals get warm and fuzzy.

[@marialourainebanosia26]

W a t

[@taliaperkins1389]

@@marialourainebanosia26 Warm and fuzzy could be a fungus fruiting out of you.

[@traumatictopcat3620]

Royal Marines do pretty mental things. They once strapped 4 marines onto the sides of apache helicopters while trying to rescue a wounded comrade during the battle of Jugroom fort

[@cruisinguy6024]

I don’t know why that’s not talked about so much more

[@infosneakr]

Did they succeed?

[@maddhattergaming6863]

​@@infosneakr He unfortunately passed away BUT they did bring him home.

[@zacharyhernandez1483]

The royal marines were a blast! Trained with them at 29 palms for a little, we use too kidnap each other's guys every now and then for fun. Then either them or the infantry guys went too far and next thing you know a huge fight kicked up..... worth it.

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

I feel like Russian Badger made a comment about that at one point or made a comment like that. (I forget which game he was playing though)

[@robertmiller9983]

Allowing AI integration into nuclear weapons is the exact thing that happens in act 3 of Terminator 3

[@benn454]

Skynet in Terminator WOPR in War Games

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

You would think that the incident with F35 that AI would be seriously reconsidered.

[@sbritton1313]

More like he was describing the movie "eagle eye"...

[@etsequentia6765]

But this time we'll use the good AI.

[@musicninja98]

​@@ladyfreedomrocks Wait what happened with the F35 and AI? Or are we talking about how we misplaced an F35 months ago?

[@Aredel]

“Declined crunches… while being waterboarded with whiskey.” I’ve never wanted to be a Marine more in my entire life.

[@marksteve9247]

The F-22 sayin "Would you intercept me!?" is like sniffing the barrel of his gun, trigger to be the one! 😂🤣

[@kingskitties8534]

The pudding cup thing was hilarious

[@cvabuck5489]

As a submariner that's drank and partied with the Scots, they are ABSOLUTELY welcome any time.

[@Dadum-bass]

Scot descendant in Canada. If Canadian military is playing "O' Canada" all are welcome. . . If Canadian military is playing "Scotland the Brave" than ya need to make sure you're all squared up with the skydaddy of your choosing cause youre meeting real quick.

[@ryanwight9116]

“They’re just people, they’re disposable” Good to see their “tactics” haven’t changed in over a century. By that, I mean “throw bodies at a target” hoping to take it

[@williamlogan7145]

They say Zapp Brannigan single-handedly saved the Octillian System from a horde of rampaging robots. A grim day for robot-kind. Ah, but we can always build more

[@zeo-pe5sg]

It worked for a long time.

[@mariobadia4553]

Ah so the United States during World War II treating their soldiers like spare parts.

[@camman9235]

sounds like some shit stalin did,ohhhhhh waiiiiit.

[@NX-01_enterprise]

HE DID THE THING! 3:50

[@DKB2002]

HE DID IT

[@TylerOreilly-eu9ki]

Ooohhhhh myyyyuu goooddddd😂😂

[@Michael-j6s]

Yay

[@TaeSunWoo]

3:44 that was the best phoned in version of the catchphrase lmao. Blud was like sigh, fine~

[@VegetaLF7]

Former Navy here. Swivel chair jousting and weighted sock gladiatorial combat was a frequent pass time for us

[@GhostBear3067]

In fairness swivel chair jousting is not strictly a military thing, it is a young people around office furniture thing.

[@brovid-19]

@@GhostBear3067 thats the one where you both fling yourselves t each other on swivel chairs while naked and try to knock the other person off their chair with your boner, right?

[@saralovelace7219]

@@GhostBear3067 I was about to say. Office chair chariot races and office chair jousting are alive and well in my agency. XD

[@harrisbinnie1825]

"did you know whales had racial slurs" 😂😂 and I just died laughing

[@stupidsnservice]

This was my exact reaction. It was nice to see HLC show some concern for the environment.

[@jordankurth8518]

We must learn what these slurs are. Purely for academic purposes, of course.

[@Tiewaz]

@@jordankurth8518 Purely research reasons.

[@shannonp1656]

I was absolutely not surprised.

[@Chris-yn5vf]

We truly do learn something new every day.

[@newname4785]

DARPA: "HEY! Show some respect, it's not JUST LSD!"

[@generalilbis]

DARPA just doesn't want to admit that they've been surpassed by Kel-Tec for booger sugar use by engineers, so they pretend they gave it up for better "inspiration" fuel 😅

[@newname4785]

@@generalilbis *kel-tec ripps a line off a strippers ass* ok, hear me out. It's a 9mm, yeah? But. FOLDING

[@BIGBOSS-bu1jt]

and its not a warehouse its a basement

[@DoctorProph3t]

It’s a cocktail, really.

[@Aredel]

It’s a buffet

[@6buscuit]

“Would you intercept me” line will always be a favorite of mine. That line will always tickle the wrinkliest of brains. 😂

[@Briebabcock8052]

Well, today is my birthday as well. Happy birthday, Royal Marines.

[@ericholladay2900]

6:04 on that note. Last time I was at a joint base I saw 3 marines chasing a squirrel up a tree.

[@KlyosXA]

Three possibilities: 1) They were bored 2) They were ordered to remove the squirrel from premises--ALIVE. 3) The Squirrel stole one of their Crayons. It's likely KIA.

[@RaggedAssRobin]

Well, if you don't have a dog to play with, sometimes you gotta make do.

[@Aredel]

Devil Dogs indeed

[@QdotZdot]

@@KlyosXA 4th possibility: They were trying to give him his bars.

[@yoshitakaoftedahl2620]

Another possibility someone said "no balls"

[@VKiera]

'Its almost like the voices come from the same person" 😂

[@Saanonymous80]

At least these ones aren't in my head😂

[@charizardsniper5064]

Wait you hear the voices too?

[@BrandonChaz]

😂😂😂 "What are you doing? Stop touching that!"

[@TravisLackey]

I thought they had sent Franklin in for some havoc. 😅

[@Ahalaya]

My dude, you are a master of closing lines. I swear, almost if not every video ends with a banger.

[@louiszimmerman7425]

“ Would you intercept me?…….. ill intercept me” So satisfying *Chef kiss*

[@josephm5813]

"Everytime I try to mind my own, a world War is on" stares at Japan with 2 man made stars gleaming in USA eyes.......menacingly

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

This. This is exactly why America now has the largest expeditionary force in the world and military bases dotted around the globe. It costs atrocious amounts of money and we do jack and shit with it most of the time, but suddenly for the past century or so, nobody’s really seen fit to kick over the global apple cart in any significant manner.

[@paladamashkin8981]

Japan's answer: we are not the ones touching those boats China: we only touch the civilian ones

[@elduquecaradura1468]

​@@paladamashkin8981uuuuh, still enough to start a war, do I remind you the Lusitania?

[@autumneagle]

To be fair, that was Germany...both times...

[@Jump-Shack]

​@autumneagle techinally the First world war one case was more Austria Hungary than Germany

[@amorgan20111]

ONE FOR JOHN BASTILONE! ONE FOR CHESTY PULLER! Love, an old Marine who watches these religiously.

[@firestar5415]

RAH!

[@ronwalsh]

Semper Fi Brother.

[@bmxriderforlife1234]

@@amorgan20111 as a Canadian thank you for your service.

[@ByteStorm83]

As a Marine, I approve this statement.

[@phoenixskeptic7698]

Best youtube channel for ex-AirForce who worked on many of these planes!!!

[@AllSquirrel]

THIS!!! THIS IS THE QUALITY (Format size) THE PEOPLE CAME FOR! Good efforts, and many thanks for all of the content!

[@Cars-N-Jets]

“Very very good at karate chopping bricks”😂

[@BackyardDogPark9862]

It's cheaper than training with real ammunition and looks great on the propaganda vids!

[@tsunami729]

3:44 HE DID THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RedWarrior42]

LETS GOOOO!!!!

[@theGameClown93]

I thought he was going to ask Franklin if it was trash day 😞

[@grendal113]

Eeeeeee! Lol

[@paulyguitary7651]

And he really went for it. I feel like this one could last us a good dozen episodes.

[@elizabethnisotis334]

I love it when he says “the thing “❣️

[@mikeconley9590]

The north Korean pudding cup thing is the first real laugh out loud moment I've had in years. Thanks for that.

[@namanhnguyenhoang2695]

This is real news ? , i havent hear anything about this.

[@DemonusFarthing]

"It's French for GIVE ME A LITER OF FUCKING COLA!"😅

[@markfryer9880]

No one going to mention that 16,000 US Marines are going to be posted to Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia? They might go home a little different after spending time in the land of the Dreamtime! Strange forces at work up in The Territory! Don't forget to warn them about the Saltwater Crocodiles! They like to snack on the occasional tourist, but the temptation of 16,000 US Marines running around in The Territory might just be a bit too much temptation. Don't forget that their parents and grandparents got the taste for Japanese during WWII! 😮 Mark from Melbourne Australia

[@estiaqrahman]

Damm... It's almost like... Everyone fucking predicted this.

[@aiapihud4344]

which part? (cause it all is)

[@chrisp7326]

Russia and North Korea alliance has got to be one of the least intimidating team up, and this is coming from someone who lives in the south side of the peninsula

[@madkoala2130]

Well... is it true you have a beaf with Russia about that small island on the border of NK? If so, when do we see "f*** around" part?

[@mortos011]

its about as intimidating as a box full of kittens.

[@jloiben12]

Idk. I find it pretty intimidating how your country can become an island. It is like the reverse Alexander the Great

[@rsrt6910]

What are you talking about? It's the PERFECT marriage of an army with no training with equipment that doesn't work! (I'd say it's the perfect elevator pitch for a comedy, but sometimes you just can't compete with real life.)

[@mariobadia4553]

Is that white Russia is currently winning the Ukrainian war and Ukraine can't find a single person willing to join their military so they have to raid the strip clubs to find more drone bait?????

[@jarretthuffin]

"I gave them bread, and now they think,"I'm" their god...." "Did you know whales had racial slurs?" Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me." Lord knows I miss that line. As an Army Vet, I've been to a few balls (lived next to Paris Island), and I must say... damn them boys know how to party!

[@namanhnguyenhoang2695]

is there a news about this , I havent hear anything of this.

[@IHateYoutubeHandles615]

It wasn't bread, it was a pudding cup. And honestly who WOULDN'T think someone was god if they got a free pudding cup?

[@Varaska1331]

1:20 as someone born and raised in michigan this checks out

[@zachmighty2754]

Same for someone born and raised in Ohio lol

[@lightblazer1586]

Well, besides our haye banner for each other (Michigan & Ohio), what am I missing? Is it the candidates for this election, Flint, or something I missed?

[@Varaska1331]

the Flint, michigan water crisis and the east palestine, ohio train derailment is what I'm asuming HLC is reffering to

[@lightblazer1586]

@@Varaska1331 Ah yes, the good old water crisis, the train derailing and causing a chemical spill...... man, I did know that happened. I thought 2023 was an awkward year for me, but my B.

[@pierowmania2775]

Don't forget the poisoning of The Maumee (Toledo?) River brought to you by the Maumee Chemical Company.

[@sgtsempersquid531]

The Marine Corps ball was always my favorite party and after-party when I was in. SO many shenanigans!

[@ronjones-6977]

I don't remember the ball. I'm sure I went, but I don't remember anything. Good times!

[@UnbrokenPromises-w8n]

Fun fact: the poop fountain was so big it towered over a nearby skyscraper. Also: "decline situps while being waterboarded with whiskey" "swivel chair pugil jousting" Yes please.

[@DarrellCook-u5m]

They ought to be Olympic sports. Imagine a competition with tire jumping like the Japanese do. Bring back the fun.

[@jobanh7ify]

“They can work for long periods of time with little to no food” let’s give them Twinkies to see what happens 😂

[@nigelqflarp]

New t-shirt from Bunker Branding; "Will defect to any Western Country for Twinkies"!

[@bobbombar6711]

What would they do for a Klondike bar?

[@Psalmster023]

It would be like giving a hummingbird coffee. A puff of smoke, then feathers…

[@JonBowden-x2q]

3 minutes and I already want to binge like 2 hours of this

[@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap]

I binge HLC's videos for a few hours once or twice a week. 😂

[@chillygunslinger2849]

That was by far the creepiest "would you intercept me?...." Loved it!!!

[@iantheanimal7762]

Holy hell I was not expecting that Rosie O'Donnell thing, I nearly choked on my calzone.

[@LittlePhizDorrit]

🤣😆😂 "Humpback whales have racial slurs. I learned a few new things."

[@juco4682]

"Go back to the Atlantic Ocean, you bunch of Humpers!" "Sorry-ass Orca trash!"

[@ronjones-6977]

If the whales were smart, they'd paint themselves to look like boats. Japanese whalers would have a stroke.

[@trailingrails9953]

I can’t believe we’re this far in and I don’t think we’ve touched the fact that Buff uses a large folgers can of boom powder to start each engine in an emergency, because he’s too full of hate to fit an APU. Or that he literally had Darth Vader as a radar navigator (James Earl Jones, in "Dr Strangelove"). He now has an ESA radar which is the dish from a super hornet paired with the processor from a strike eagle. Think the J models are also getting two big ass screens to replace all the ancient steam gauges. And, the newer engines of course. Gonna be more high tech than the kid soon.

[@Nalothisal]

And it's the same goddamn chassis

[@petuniasevan]

CART starts ftw.

[@JackMcLeary]

CART starts prove god is offended that he has to share sky with the US Air Force, they just don't give a damn

[@DarrellCook-u5m]

Good mix of already existing technology. Buff will be a survivor.

[@DarrellCook-u5m]

Fart start cans and all. Hmmm why not an APU or other generator and start system?

[@aragorn1780]

As an Ohioan... Come on don't be soft on us man! If you're not at least half as hard as our water hardness levels then the joke just won't stick! 😂😂😂

[@frednone]

You have not experienced hard water until you try and take a shower in Iceland.

[@aragorn1780]

@frednone I bet their water is... Hard as ice 🤣

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I do know Ms.Evelyn Vera, I also have even become successful....

[@funky-puppet]

I almost spit out my drink in laughter when the F-22 mentioned a naked Rosie O’Donnell!

[@slyjester3315]

Discussing politics drunk in a bar: "What do they do in N. Korea if they don't join the military?" "I dunno, starve?"

[@dexterwilliams2520]

Holy crap, HLC with the midroll ads in the main series. Welcome to the big leagues.

[@103276561]

Nice not even 30 seconds and I’m drawn in like a moth to flame.

[@oddzi]

How buff said "the mach 2 bumblebee" for the raptor 😂😂

[@dannyelliott8391]

God bless the Marines, even the Royal kind!!!

[@Odins_Spear]

8:29 taught to them by the United States Marine Corps

[@Jack_Shiels2002]

RAH (I’m an airman)

[@Juke-Redlin]

"Nice F4 Phantoms... Be ashame if someone turned them into.... Ghosts."

[@zach11241]

“This is the button you’re looking for” I’m dead! And, apparently, so is the world! 😂

[@nunyabusiness6925]

My god! Full screen with no subtitles?!? I'm in heaven HLC, thank you so much!!!

[@awaitinggame]

LMFAOOO HLC, that Rosie O’Donell joke was FANTASTIC 😂

[@KiithnarasAshaa]

Come on Buff, the catchphrase isn't terrifying unless it happens organically

[@thehedgeknightnc3681]

6:11 A statement that I never fully understood until I became a Marine. RAH!

[@FirstIsa]

Marines are a special breed. I think mainly because their last bit of reason is killed going through the crucible at the end of training.

[@Cortanis001]

That sounds 100% accurate to DARPA honestly.

[@cuatrokoop32v]

I had a professor that was "on loan" from DARPA, and another that was on loan from Rolls Royce jet engines while I was at Purdue studying engineering. Both were interesting, but only one could tell us anything about what they did for their regular employer...

[@stevenscherry4143]

I am eating my dinner at work- just about launched leftover Chinese food across the breakroom. Nake Rosie 'Donnell. 😂

[@rffromusa8319]

I have tears from laughing at the first minute and a half. Rewind. Rewind again. Great now I have to pee. 😂😂😂😂

[@polarbear2697]

I don't think those NK troops are ever going home, not by choice either. Thousands returning home with tales of a better world.

[@RaggedAssRobin]

You know you've got it rough when you get dumped in Russia as human cannon fodder, and the bread and a few pudding cups make you convert to a new God on Earth.. Can you imagine if they were housed in multi-level homes complete with all the furnishings, modern appliances, indoor running hot and cold water, indoor plumbing, a well-stocked pantry, and getting paid actual money in exchange for their labor? The whole damn country would desert. No wonder they aren't allowed to know what actually goes on in more and more of the world.

[@riverraven7359]

Even a russian supermarket would blow their mind.

[@lordnoodle2146]

The way he describes the marines is just a Saturday in the UK

[@TheMagusOfTheMagnaCarta]

Yeah hlc hasn't seen Portsmouth High St on a Friday that's for sure

[@zpoohead]

@5:50 omg i'm glad it wasn't just my barracks lol!

[@PhantomZAKU]

All barracks

[@user-mo8tm4jw2l]

Spit my coffee out very distinctly having a memory come back to me of one of my buddies who was a marine in the service telling me about this shit. Maybe he was joking. Maybe not….. hmmmm.

[@Sir_honeybadger]

@@PhantomZAKUlmao fort benning

[@PhantomZAKU]

@@Sir_honeybadger among others

[@LordLewsTheDragon]

Not even any carrier landings?! Come on Brits!

[@robertmantell1700]

On my end it sounded dark for a second lol.....I was multi-tasking and I hear Iran say "You pride will be your downfall..." and then a Tube ad started. I was like "That the end? That's f'ing dark!!" 😆

[@donoimdono2702]

"Take a picture of all the parts you have left over."😂😂😂

[@taylorowen9833]

I bet England's marines don't get any of the good crayons either. They're probably stuck with Roseart or something.

[@Blutwind]

Chalk, way to dry and sucks up all the funny jucies from the cleaning ladys portable minibar

[@tinycockjock1967]

Last time I was this early Iran was still not a hostile terrorist nation

[@johnfletcher317]

What were dinosaurs like?

[@appo9357]

Last time I was, my girlfriend left me 🥲

[@tinycockjock1967]

@@appo9357 condolences homie she doesn’t deserve your beautiful ass anyway

[@tinycockjock1967]

@@johnfletcher317 more threatening than all of BRICS and Iran combined

[@Bestplayer-mx6yb]

What was it like watching Queen Elizabeth II’s first birthday?

[@spaceninja7687]

"Did you know hump back whales have racial slurs? I learned a few new things."

[@krishurlburt7375]

It's Wales you uncultured swine!

[@mbyerly9680]

I choked on my drink at "Rosie O'Donnell naked." Then Biden doing a Harris ad during the waterboarding comment.

[@dannystratyys4002]

Thank you for my first laughing fit of the day!🤣

[@michaelbrown2678]

"Not scared of a naked Rosie O'Donnell! They may be tougher than I thought!"😂👍🏻🥃🇺🇸

[@KnightGravy]

Oh god my eyes!! It’s in my brain now and I can’t make it stop.

[@F1avorF1av]

I love when I get home and have a hlc video ready

[@jonpaulmcpeake277]

Clicked faster than my phone could handle lol

[@BrandonChaz]

Me too 😂

[@trollusa3206]

As a Marine, I trained with British Royal commandos. We got really drunk and went out in town and fought the locals. Then went to the best training I’ve ever had the next day!

[@jim-ex3vh]

Don’t forget the mountain of nose sugar as well!! !!😅 loved abit that

[@DansBackcountry]

*GLARES IN SUBMARINE VETERAN* Go on, touch our boats... let we Submariners show you why we gained the nickname "Wolfpack of the Pacific."

[@ObeyWannTK6960]

damn skippy! I really want to see one of our SSGNs go to town, and it would be so much fun for our SSNs.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

The day our underwater force gets turned loose on someone is going to be remembered for a long time thereafter.

[@Nmille98]

Fun Fact: fast-attack sailors WILL orgasm upon hearing the phrase "Unrestricted Submarine Warfare."

[@DansBackcountry]

@@Nmille98 I just got aroused just with the thought of that 😂😂😂

[@DansBackcountry]

It seems like so many countries seem to forget about us... Not saying that's a bad thing. But they soon realize we are an incredible threat once their stuff starts blowing up and they can't figure out where it's coming from. We are the OGs of stealth.

[@psyanide1603]

''warehouse full of engineers that are all probably on LSD'' Just makes me think of Dr. Krieger from Archer 🤣

[@billmadison2032]

I lost it at "this is the button you're looking for ".

[@DIRTYHARRYBALLISTICS]

The rosie O'Donnell naked joke had me dying man. That shit was fucking hilarious

[@davidgoodnow269]

Now I gotta go try to find that conversation to find out if they had a good translation of the whalesong, and if the conversation is accurately reported! Thanks for adding meaning to my life, HLC!

[@andreibossahtamon3950]

u.s : we have tons of debt also us : we made a device that can talk with whales

[@teknoclan]

I had to wake up from my much needed sleep to watch this. Totally worth it tho.

[@MilesLong556x69]

Same

[@coreym5068]

He did it! He did the thing!!

[@spiritualmonk5337]

I sware if I can play that jet in a game I will say this on open mic

[@crypto091]

Ace combat exists

[@devinrussell420]

​@@crypto091 Sky Eye from Ace Combat 4 Shattered Skies: "Cleared to engage".."Mobius 1,ingage!". Mobius 1: "Would you intercept me?...I'd intercept me!".

[@alexwright4538]

This content is hillarious to me! I laugh every time I watch these!

[@Garry-pd8gw]

I'm from the UK, and this show cracks my up, keep it up, unlike putin