would you glass me?

[@michaelo5665]

The only munition Buff can't carry is a single fuck to give.

[@infinablade1687]

His fuck has runneth dry

[@whyjnot420]

Do you think Buff can have helicopters with giant speakers fly by after each bombing run playing Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq's I've No More F***s To Give!

[@wyomingboi69]

“I like to think of myself as a combat cameraman, just look up smile and wait for the flash.” -Grandpa Buff 2024

[@kyze8284]

@@whyjnot420 I was thinking Flight of the Valkyries, because that’s all they’ll see after Buff leaves anyway

[@lordrynogaming1553]

That's a good fucking line man

[@jasongoodman3495]

"Theres about to be more suns out than Tattoine"😂

[@QTownTruckspotting]

Yes

[@johnbertrand4135]

that Line hits hard. I fucking loved it

[@MrSGL21]

Japan finally got to drop a great one liner.

[@aurorauplinks]

I appreciated it because tatoine has two suns and japan had two extra fusion lights over them for awhile too

[@nickd3157]

@@aurorauplinksyou know there was a businessman who was on a trip and survived the first explosion, only to return home and go through another 3 days later. He was the only documented man to survive 2 nuclear blasts, he spent the rest of his life campaigning against nuclear weapons, but still talk about the odds.

[@ModTheBot]

“You see (insert name here)? I don’t want to anymore,” has to be one of the best villain lines😂

[@MrJoel9679]

Ever

[@sup3rj4k37]

of all time.

[@trapjohnson]

"Enemies coming from that direction!" "Yes sir! Eliminating that direction!"

[@ModTheBot]

@@trapjohnson I’m taking that one.

[@trapjohnson]

@@ModTheBot Feel free, I stole it as well.

[@chris_wizzudz]

Buff's face when he asks "Would you glass me?" is kinda creepy lol

[@yomogami4561]

i wasn't expecting that from buff

[@RandomTrinidadian]

He been hanging out with thr kid for too long

[@hrhagadorn]

only Grandpa Buff can steal other people/planes/HLC?'s lines.

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

Revealed where the kid gets it from.

[@jasongoodman3495]

Not as creepy as the Agies asking "Would you touch me? I'd touch me"

[@pietrobuonocore]

HLC is a better news source than all the news media hahaha

[@DanikaHosa]

Seriously!!! I hear more from HLC about current world affairs than anywhere else.

[@LeonSteelpaw]

Most places are better sources than the news media

[@ReganShilling-ig4nk]

Same here this is where I go to see what has happened recently

[@zonicay]

and he keeps it in a format that the average citizen can understand, you don’t need to be “in the know” to understand what’s going on

[@hybridstoatdragon]

Hes HONEST... thats why

[@Calcium37]

I fucking love Poland. Little European Texas has all the pent-up rage of a chihuahua that [insert literally any scenario here].

[@Lovesthecrazystories]

I'm with you. I'm a Polish descendant whose family settled in East Texas. My grandma said it was because it felt like home.

[@sunny-sq6ci]

Poland purposely trying to get others, esp Russia to piss us off😂😂

[@laurakastrup]

@@sunny-sq6ciPoles and Finns are really, really dancing over the line called “Russia pleaseeeeeee” European Texas and European Florida Yes Finland is European Florida there’s just as much that will kill you up there and there’s an equal lack of chill

[@tamrabrawley4573]

As a Chihuahua owner I agree

[@patrickdastar9142]

They have the European version of a code maple syrup

[@nicomorales1644]

“You see Yemen? Yeah I don’t want to anymore.” Excellent line.

[@AmericPet]

I ... I'm a ... I'm a little concerned about this. What happened?

[@michaelrogers4157]

​@AmericPet no reason to be concerned. Just making a parking lot for the middle-east.

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

We gonna pull out the USS Wisconsin again for this?

[@christianramirez1449]

​@@michaelrogers4157*glass parking lot.

[@SabreSix1980]

@@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 Temper temper...

[@MIronLance]

All I can see in my mind is a line of U.S. Presidents starting with Thomas Jefferson giving a beat down and emphasizing every word with each hit, "How..many.. times.. we... gotta... tell.. bitches... not... to... touch... the... damn... BOATS!!"

[@DeHerg]

"... Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning Lo, they do call to me. ..."

[@mavthebosun3772]

This is now my head canon every time I hear "don't touch the boats" TY sir

[@Valhain]

@@DeHerg A wild 13th Warrior quote in the wild! I'm shocked!

[@andrewbrzezinski915]

@@DeHerg NICE!!!!!!!!

[@avoiceofreason7]

I'm just thinking about that scene from, "Airplane" now.

[@jeromehelion4766]

"you see that army down there gaurdsmen"? "Yes my lord" "I DON'T WANT TO" "Understood my lord" -Warhammer 40k

[@hyrulechampion5451]

The "Ah so this is how we end up in the storyline for a Fallout video game" had me laughing so much

[@EXRazeBurn]

Well that DOES presume anybody gives two shits what happens to Yemen. Much less the Houthis.

[@SoloWing88]

Just in time for Fallout london to be delayed, you get the home edition!

[@mikeprimm4077]

​@@SoloWing88 really, you think Yemen could do anything to London. Yemen can't feed its own people, or have a coherent military, or wear real clothes or have an economy or you know anything normal. That any normal country does. So I don't think London, or America are afraid of Yemen. In the slightest bit. If Yemen somehow managed to attack London, United Kingdom would wipe them off the face of the planet. If they did something to America, ditto. They can't hit boats that are off the coast of their own country with missiles that are being supplied to them by a foreign government. Complete with fuel and training on how to use them and warheads. Lmao what do you think they got. They got nothing. Instead of trying to start world war 3, shouldn't they be out planting their next crop of dirt or something

[@Zero_The_Crow]

He's almost not wrong except as far as Fallout lore (though now possibly outdated) goes it was just Europe and a failing USSR that fought over the Middle East and Eastern Europe which left both it and most of Europe a ruined wasteland long before the US-China war fully ruined the planet. In Fallout peak oil happened early and the US went full isolatist mode, with the rest of the world basically collapsing until it was literally just the US (including the newly acquired territory of Mexico and the even newer and far more rebellious territory of Canada) and China left to squabble over the last reserves of oil. IIRC in the Fallout timeline its India and Pakistan that get into a nuclear war first which then later spreads to Europe.

[@Sanderlee]

He got me with the more suns than Tatooine line...

[@QTownTruckspotting]

Russia: what have you done????????? America: your mother Edit: and apparently Yemen’s too

[@SteveInLava]

Golden opportunity, but aimed higher than the usual low-hanging fruit.

[@BlandSpagetti]

And your sister

[@adamk.7177]

@@BlandSpagetti And your brother I mean wait, fuck

[@some_texan]

@@adamk.7177ruh roh

[@some_texan]

and your cousin

[@lindaboatwright2558]

"Shaved version of Kung Fu Panda" Perfect description! Excellent post as always.

[@malumkishin8608]

My favorite line ngl

[@nousername102]

Buff saying "Would you glass me? *pause* I'd glass me." Has; "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." energy written all over it. Pure perfection.

[@OddlyIncredible]

Buff is the poster boy for "Si Vis Pace Para Bellum."

[@HashknightGaming]

It would have been best if he cut to the kid being concerned.

[@allenr316]

I think a better translation of what Buff said is "Speak calmly, carry a big stick... then find a bigger stick and use it.". 😂😂

[@schwiizergaudi7607]

Or the StarWars Version: "Speak Softly and Drive a big Tank!"

[@duphasdan]

Makes one wonder if he and the other plane are related.

[@thefailtrain2202]

"Would you glass me? I'D glass me." Buff has been waiting his WHOLE CAREER to say that.

[@Ranulfdatank]

Funny when the kid says it, terrifying when Grampa Buff does.

[@willythemailboy2]

I got a flashback of the buff's line "Moses may have crossed the Red Sea, but I'm gonna widen it!"

[@Nathanial-Lee-Vigder]

Say it? He's been waiting 50 years to do it! Again!

[@josephgauthreaux8926]

I love the fallout reference hlc. I also never get tired of hearing Japan say oh shit when hearing about the boats 🤣

[@malumkishin8608]

The PTSD is fucking real.....

[@DustyGamma]

Scary hearing Buff say it... He's got that, old man in a dangerous profession, type of vibe.

[@Dwarg91]

Because he IS an old man in a dangerous job.

[@MultiMachinegunner]

Like Clint Eastwood or Sean Connery

[@deadlysrestorations]

Old age and treachery...

[@Fighter11244]

Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young...

[@LighthawkTenchi]

He’s a dinosaur that still roams the earth, and he’s about to remind everyone of just how terrifying that could be

[@MTTT1234]

'Amerika, what have you done? Do you know how little this narrows it down?'

[@natenate2280]

hahahaha

[@42moosejaw89]

Like asking for the guy with black hair in Asia

[@Shinjitago]

That's on point... this place gets crazier by the day

[@OregonOutdoorsChris]

"do you have the slightest idea, how little that narrows it down"

[@Klaaism]

We've had our fingers in alot of pies over a century.

[@Flyboy_73]

Loved the army of darkness reference. I haven’t seen that movie in years. By far the Buff this time around had the best ending line since the first time I saw Raptor do the “I’d intercept me” line. Pure gold 😂😂😂

[@TheXshot]

Don't... touch... the fucking... BOATS!

[@Rebelrocker69]

Just ask the Fat Electrician. "Don't touch America's boats!" It's almost a battle cry for him.

[@Rednecknerd_rob9634]

(Me as an American): *Touches boat*

[@TheXshot]

@@Rednecknerd_rob9634 *hands a sponge and bucket* Thanks skipper!

[@Rednecknerd_rob9634]

@@TheXshot lol. (As a ghost) I wanted to see if I'd get splatted. I regret nothing. lol.

[@Xerou]

@@Rednecknerd_rob9634 We are allowed as we are Americans. It's other countries who are not allowed (without invitation of course).

[@Kazen169]

"You see that over there?" "Yes, Sir!" "I don't want to." Understood, Sir!" LMFAO!!!

[@noobpuncher8571]

"Roger, removing 'over there'!"

[@tearstoneactual9773]

"You are correct. There is no Yemen in the area anymore."

[@michaeledmunds7056]

"The enemy is in that direction." "Yes sir, removing that direction."

[@LucanVaris]

"Dear grid coordinates. Your first warning is already on its way. There will not be a second. That is all."

[@dodgeman4360]

If I may, could we get some of that sand for decorations? That glassy looking sand.....oh, radioactive? How long before safe? 45 years? Shit.....

[@armadillotoe]

Can we all agree that the Buff has, and continues to give the best bang for the buck in aviation history?

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

He certainly delivers plenty of bangers on target 😅

[@Pierce-lz7kv]

Japan giving the most frightened warnings are pure gold

[@Cha-Khia]

Well yeah, they had four sun rises in two days back in 1945.

[@Pierce-lz7kv]

@@Cha-Khia they are the beaten puppy of world wars

[@Nempo13]

@@Pierce-lz7kv They were on the winning side in WW1, just Europe totally ignored their contributions and at the time America was also just trying to grab what it could also being a younger country at the time.

[@Pierce-lz7kv]

@@Nempo13 calm down there professor, it's not that serious

[@leeteague8126]

the eye twitch when america thought the boats were touched was great. better acting than many movies these days

[@bursucu2912]

Uncle Buff got a switch toggled inside his avionics the moment he heard the green light to vaporize a nation from the face of the Earth.

[@quasar4229]

Went from good ol' grandpa to destroyer of hope

[@StephenDelRosario777]

Dude got the okay to do what the Universe put him on this Earth to do

[@HammerOn-bu7gx]

"It's called a Defense Budget. You'll get one too when you're older." That's no rug burn, that's pulsing road rash! I see Grandpa Buff is going full Dr. Strangelove. The only question is who gets to play Slim?

[@JamesRussell1969]

Sadly there’s a lot who’ve never heard of Dr Strangelove, or Slim Pickens.. (YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW)

[@drhandle4498]

@@JamesRussell1969 As long as they don't fight in the war room.

[@elduquecaradura1468]

@@drhandle4498 ffs you won me doing that joke first Wich it must be one of the best jokes I've ever heard in a movie

[@darylmorning]

​@@JamesRussell1969"Well I've been to a World's Fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard over a pair of earphones."

[@presidentmerkinmuffley6769]

Sir, I am not sure who "Slim" is but by all reports Major Kong is certainly ready for flight. That is however a minor matter, for the generals for I must make sure no conflict breaks out in the War Room, and that the Mineshaft Gap is fully sorted.

[@shawnadams1460]

As someone who served on the Eisenhower, and has family currently serving on that ship, to say I flipped out a bit would be an understatement!!! (0.o) The eye thing...the twitching...WAS ME!!! I must have said "OH I KNOW THAT MUTHERF#@$ER DIDNT TOUCH OUR BOATS!!" about 4 times after pausing while looking it up!!! And that line "There's about to be more suns out than Tattooine!" made me chuckle WAY too hard...🤣😂🤣...brought me back down man, thanks for that!!!

[@OddlyIncredible]

Meanwhile, in a silo, Merv the Minuteman sings "I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire."

[@omegaman255]

@@OddlyIncredible More like "Atom Bomb Baby"

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Son are you 12? No disrespect intended. Just, are you? Cause if you're young enough to have older brothers at 18 and 19 on US ships, I'm not going to be mean here, lol.

[@DBreeazyy]

When were you on the IKE?

[@tokerscorner2872]

My brother... I was thinking of the Remington Retirement Plan.. Then I heard you say... theres about to be more Suns out then Tattooine.............. Brother.. You bought me another day... FFS i Love you.

[@pike100]

Please don't do anything that can't be undone. Please seek help from a professional. As a fellow HLC fan, I want you to be able to open KZbin every day and see the new HLC video.

[@KayPrescesky]

Hey friend. I want you to know that you are loved, valid, wanted and beautiful. No matter what anyone else may say. If you served, thank you for your service and sacrifices. If not, then please pass my words on to the next service member/vet you see. You are brave, strong and courageous. Just for waking up, for standing tall, and for being you in this world.

[@OddlyIncredible]

_You bought me another day..._ Your updated mission orders just came in: Talk to someone and get yourself squared, get some food/sleep/exercise, repeat as required. We want you back in the fight, _pronto!_

[@Sturm01]

Dude, if no one else, we're here. Just reach out.

[@AtheistPhoenix]

Well, we now know where the kid gets it from. Buff is just old enough and has enough discipline to hide it better.

[@Spectrum_Country1028]

Who's in between?

[@SomeOrdinaryJanitor]

people forget BUFF was the Kids bomber grandpa. makes sense at first, but then you really look into things... BUFFs got a past that could make the even F-22 scared.

[@zac3758]

@@Spectrum_Country1028 B1???? Hey HLC, can we get a Bone character???? 😆😆😆

[@Valiran9]

I wonder if the Kid calling him “grandpa” is more literal than we thought?

[@demonfangify]

oh boy, the Kid is going to have a field day, because Grandpa Buff is going to need an air-escort...and if there's any fighters or missiles that try to take him out? The Kid gets something to do finally. have to say, while i can see the Houthis getting their cumbrance due to being dumb, I'm not looking forward to what they will try to do to escape the retaliation strikes.

[@jonpaulmcpeake277]

I saw the title and dropped everything to watch it Edit: the "i dont want to anymore" line went hard AF man

[@lanchester101]

So did I actually

[@holeyheathen7624]

Same here. It was worth it!

[@Probableloss]

The panicked Yemen face was gold just looking all around like "where the fuck is it gunna hit man! The missiles I can take the not knowing is the real punishment!"

[@awg6397]

I knew where he was going with it, didnt make it one tiny bit less badass when it hit.

[@edwinhernandez2243]

That line was just straight up gangster

[@barondragonborn4860]

I died laughing when Buff got his own personal line. Hats off to the Buff. Go glass ‘em, big guy.

[@MacOriginalGamer]

Damn! The F-22 is rubbing off on Grandpa BUFF! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@yomogami4561]

be afraid....very afraid

[@BouncingTribbles]

More like Buff is showing everyone why the kid looks up to him.

[@SwarmerGaming]

Where do you think the kid gets it xP. Buff is the only plane to basically glass a country and they took off from American soil

[@crasyeyes009]

Look it just runs in the family. 😊

[@Average_Josh]

Nah, I think that is just the Buff and the kid got a big dose of it. Buff may seem like a good guy to be around, but have you seen old war vets???

[@bloodbuzzohio7924]

"They have nothing, where did they get balloons?" Is what got me 😂

[@hollunk6969]

they stole them from Ronald McDonald, which is surprising considering you'd think they'd be after the burgers and not the balloons but I'm not surprised that USSR from wish is doing this

[@meerimew7741]

I honestly rewound at trash balloons cause I immediately went "wait... what trash can they even have? No I heard wrong" Lolol

[@malumkishin8608]

​@@meerimew7741 I was gonna say from Kim's house shit could cover south Korea a few times over atleast

[@xion1305]

😂 your best skit YET! Poland's reaction though outta nowhere 😆

[@probablysatan..5776]

We're all just pitbulls named princess and Russia is a toddler that has been messing with our food bowl for way too long, the beef is so deept it's generational

[@xion1305]

@@probablysatan..5776 😆

[@AndrewDeLong]

Suddenly, The Kid felt a swell of pride in GB that he had never felt before. As if he was about to watch Grandpa kick ass in ways that he had only ever heard stories about.

[@OddlyIncredible]

Kid is watching history reassert itself on those that refuse to learn...

[@Bearsmith23]

And Grandpa needs an Escort

[@wiredtosleep5669]

@@Bearsmith23the kid shall finally have something fun. Rather than an air-to-air intercept, he gets to see Grandpa Buff in ACTION.

[@curtisclayton8023]

Gave off that Zeus talking to Hercules energy: Watch your old man work! 😅😅

[@captainkelley2339]

"Army of Darkness" joke was outstanding! 😂

[@virginiabirkett4980]

Ya know this man works his tail off then make these videos if you watch them at least like them and acknowledge the work that he puts in!!!!!

[@erickbelvin4781]

When it comes from the kid it's frightening. When it comes from Grandpa Buff it is downright spine chilling.

[@OddlyIncredible]

Indeed, for gramps has been there and done that. Coming from him it's not a threat, it's _from experience._

[@johnhadad7418]

I didn't stop laughing the entire time! Factual, historically accurate and more reliable than the news! You are the gateway to communicating with the younger generations. Let's do a brand deal together!

[@MiataGoneMad]

3:42 Officially the hardest line HLC's USA has ever spoken.

[@michaelmccain4760]

Ya know... when I saw the title... I was expecting one hell of a zinger from the kid but to see it from THE BUFF just made it so much more..... satisfying. The Buff is FOREVER

[@anitab5401]

When time immemorial passes the BUFF will be there The BUFF is eternal

[@grimaldusgonzalez6122]

Along with his gunman the A-10

[@jonathanbair523]

The BUFF can make a lot more glass in 1 trip then the 22 or 35..... I say send in Puff the magic dragon, and the Buff!...

[@speedstick8981]

@@jonathanbair523 should we send buff as cover for the puff?

[@dashans6175]

Ol' Buff giving us a glimpse into his youth-self. Definitely some relation to the Raptor there.

[@Shiftinggers]

Grandpa Buff is remembering operation Linebacker 2. He ain't got no PTSD. He's got *nostalgia*

[@Mike5Bravo]

Dude, you're killing me. I found your page about a year or so ago, and have been addicted ever since. I quit watching the news after the last election, I was so pissed off.Still am. But I watch you to get your "special" version of the news, and you're waaaaay more accurate and fun to watch. Keep but they great job. 😂😂😂

[@NascarF1_driver]

“Would you glass me? I’d glass me” DAMN GRAMPA BUFF THAT WAS BETTER THAN THE KID’S LINE😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@waynecampeau4566]

Where did you think the kid got it from? :)

[@tarn1135]

Sad/hilarious that I get more of my news from planes and countries with eyes and mouths on them than actual “journalists”.

[@WarhawkTalon]

I'd just like to point out, it's amazing how well it is known what "glassing" is in this context. Halo Pop Culture reference that has stuck around because of how *fucking terrifying* the concept is.

[@Allurade]

"I'm done dealing with fucking balloons" lmfao, so many banger one liners that that one feels like it's gonna slip through the cracks.

[@ceirwynsinclair4198]

HLC: The only news source that can inform me, terrify me and have me laughing til my sides ache! Thank you!

[@crisespinoza1979]

"I'd glass me." Us old geezers gotta stick together. But Buff, he may be up in years but he sure ain't no GEEZER! That's for sure! 😊

[@TheBaconStrip]

Glass'em! Thanks for the laughs and the knowledge. Thank you for your service. 🥓🥓🥓

[@theirishconservative2536]

More sun's than tatoeen..... fucking dead ... priceless. Had to pull over to breath again . . Beautiful man ..

[@jefflanduyt6750]

"I don't want to anymore." Said in a calm, cool and yet murderous tone. OO OO...I have an idea! Send in the 75th Ranger Regiment, it'll be gone in 24 hours!

[@teresaelliott4231]

Better yet....The Marines and tell them Yemens besmerched Chesty's name

[@hughmungus5033]

​@@teresaelliott4231they... did... WHAT? What's next, mad dog Mattis? Crayons? Dan Daly? Opah May Johnson? Doc?

[@Aussienoobß]

Turn the delta force into a whole branch and send it to Yemen

[@Aredel]

⁠@@teresaelliott4231NO NO NO NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! They’ll roll over the entire Middle East before anyone back home realized what the fuck just happened.

[@idkman..69]

US army probably: Can we stop going to the desert...for 5 fucking minutes?!

[@Rotorhead1651]

😂😆🤪🤣😝😁 "IT'S THE FUCKIN' SAND! IT GETS INTO FUCKIN' EVERYFUCKINTHING!! WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO GET RID OF IT ALL!!!"

[@michaelmcdaniel786]

US Govt: "Ask the magic conch...?" Magic Conch: Noe

[@Klaaism]

Anakin: I hate sand...

[@caelumvaldovinos5318]

Who goes to deserts more: Star Wars or the US Army?

[@christianramirez1449]

​@caelumvaldovinos5318 answer: yes

[@thomasohanlon1060]

Grandpa Buff with that scary line that just puts thing into perspective, “Would you glass me, I’d glass me “. Just lets you know that you done EF’d UP.👍😎🇺🇸

[@CloneCommanderCrater1102]

"And you, Shipmaster, just glassed half a continent."

[@brentkalmbacher9092]

It looked at us funny......it had a bunch of sus rocks.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

"America, what have you done?!" *America:* Do you know how LITTLE that narrows it down?!

[@Meveron_The_Planet]

" Would you glass me . . . I'd glass me . . . " Man, that's some F-22 vibes

[@RammmFan]

So now you see how proud grampa buff is of 22... like granfather like grandchild

[@Lowman562]

Man, when you’re in your element you really are amongst the comic greats. This one is exceptionally good

[@Wrathlon]

"Army of darkness" - the one time explaining the joke actually made it funnier. Also "Would you glass me? I'd glass me" the kid is rubbing off on the buff, which is a little concerning.

[@Rednecknerd_rob9634]

Or, or it was Buff rubbing off on the kid.

[@OddlyIncredible]

A _LITTLE_ CONCERNING?!

[@JBirdBobbyJ]

The Buff made The Kid's line better like Johnny Cash singing Hurt.

[@Xeverous]

One of the best episodes recently. Also great accents.

[@SonBellamy]

I think the thing i like most about you is you can show both left and right side but never really 'take sides' with one but show whats best for America. Love it man

[@mikekoch9259]

Grandpa Buff sounding like “the kid” LMFAO 😂😂😂😂 absolute comedy gold, loved the Star Wars reference too. Keep it up HLC love your work.

[@kwad8]

These are great! I love em. Great way to discuss current events

[@rottentothekohr1]

Plot twist...Buff is actually part of the 77th, full of old age and treachery and it makes it all make sense. 😂

[@alexmclean760]

Watch that old bas * tard go

[@snowmoutain01]

The Marines are going to get to add a new verse to their hymn? Good for them, they deserve it!

[@markfergerson2145]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@Lndmk227]

"From the hall of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli To the terrorist-infested Yemen, which we sank into the sea!"

[@OddlyIncredible]

@@Lndmk227 That... is a thing of beauty. Like sunrise at night over what used to be Yemen...

[@Treetimedragons]

Grandpa Buff apocalyptic lines go even harder than the apocalypse itself❤🤘

[@elitely6748]

When America's eye begins twitching and then calls for the armed forces you know you're avengers level screwed. I'm so happy though to finally see you do the "i don't want to see it anymore" joke lmao so many great lines! What a way to start the month!

[@tekuisedrockraider3767]

when America's eye begins twitching its end game if the avengers and Thanos worked together

[@-Katastrophe]

Not many things get ol Grandpa Buff excited, but when he is look tf out!

[@msbandstra]

Grandpa Buff taking the kid’s line and putting his own spin on it was the best part of that. Fitting that they saved the best for last.

[@weebandgaminginc.7593]

“There’s about to be more suns out than tattooine.” Probably one of the most quotable lines from this channel Edit: I posted this 44 minutes ago. How do I already have over 200 likes?!?!

[@MommyKhaos]

Right up there with "Abominable Snow Douche"

[@weebandgaminginc.7593]

@@MommyKhaos and “welcome to toyotathon”

[@Allurade]

@@weebandgaminginc.7593 I use that one when I'm playing World of Warships on occasion

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

Yeppp

[@seriphmichael]

This one fucking killed me, lol

[@BeardGrizzly]

Meridia: "Would you glass me?" Helldivers: "Yes."

[@muntuku]

We're not going to glass meiosis Meridia. We're going to make it cease to exist.

[@Cha-Khia]

We are pumping black hole juice directly into planet, there will be no Maridia when we're done.

[@KeithMee]

Conventnet meanwhile, the fortune teller needs a new glass ball to get one from that reach system

[@djtrac3r935]

@@muntukuit’s gonna go *P O O F* 💨💨💨

[@legionofmetal9968]

MMMMMMMMmmmmm the sweet smell of spicy space liquid being pumped into a super colony so it implodes is a thought that brings a managed democratic tear to my eye.

[@spencerjensen1993]

I’m glad I was in a hammock for this one, you had me giggling and laughing hysterically the whole time!! I had no idea where you going with Japan, the set up was so perfect! And you made it a starwars joke!!! This has to be the perfect day!

[@autobotCRSHR]

Buff pulling The Kid's favorite phrase and doing it slightly different is sending me!

[@samarcher1319]

The look of complete fear on Yeman 😂😂😂 also I expected to hear everyone to say "Oh no"😂

[@robryan2079]

Grandpa Buff with those crazy eyes 🤪 “would you glass me!” 😂😂😂

[@celticknight221]

THIS IS WHY WE LOVE YOU BUFF Seriously HLC... you are where i get my news these days. Keep em comin'!

[@forMacguyver]

One great thing I can always count on is getting a good chuckle whenever I watch H.L.C.

[@cvvzdesigns]

When you talk about the boats I ALWAYS wish you'd have ManditoryFunDay screaming "DON'T TOUCH MY BOATS!" 🤣

[@Hello-vi1xl]

“I don’t want to anymore” top 10 best lines in the history of the channel

[@zacharyharwell351]

The Tatooine line had me choking on my drink bro, holy shit

[@shinnidan]

Grandpa Buffs last words....omg🤣 cracked me up!!!

[@keithbell6866]

This was great! On another note, I just got home after my 12 year old son and I were just going driving as we were a little bored. On the way home he randomly told me that he was waiting for Russia to collapse so he could have some new countries to memorize! He kills me :) He loves memorizing all the countries, their flags, and capitol cities.

[@rffromusa8319]

There's a lot of us waiting for that too kiddo.

[@tempestflare4339]

Fall of the iron curtain 2 nuclear boogaloo

[@kimberly72]

Trying so hard not to laugh. But thank you for this video. I'm in the hospital right now for possible congestive heart failure. And I'm not feeling good. But this has lifted my spirits some. Again, thank you

[@Rotorhead1651]

Hoping you pull through, but if not, hope your passing is smooth & painless. #MissAndLoveMyWife

[@kimberly72]

@@Rotorhead1651 thank you. They say that I'm young, almost 47, so I should be able to be ok. It's just a scary thing

[@jcak552]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@kimberly72]

@@jcak552 thank you

[@Evil_Goblin7477]

You can get through this man. Don't give up

[@komikbookgeek]

I can't decide if the "more suns than Tattooine" or "they send their garbage propaganda up here, I'm just returning the favor" OR the Staingrad line. Can't pick a favorite this time!

[@colejacobs4440]

I now understand how the buff and 22 are related. We thought raptor was a weird pariah but buff just showed he in fact didn’t fall far from the tree. Buff is just as if not crazier than the 22. He just has more experience hiding it.

[@leroyngome5961]

Checks notes: absolutely smashed like by the time Germany wanted to see Russia fail. Started laughing hard and tearing up when Japan mentioned Tattoine. Lost it at Grandpa Buff's line. Thanks for another great one😂

[@DeltaPhoenixHawk]

Grandpa Buff... You have made me laugh and clench up a bit in fear at the same time. I MIGHT feel sorry for anyone that gets in your way, but I doubt it.

[@WatcherCCG]

Buff REALLY loved getting his own line at long last. Haven't laughed like that in a while. Cheers, HLC.

[@redfive2008]

I think "what's a photon torpedo?" was better, but it works in the spirit of F22.

[@OddlyIncredible]

Remember, Buff is a photographer at heart: just look up, smile, _and wait for the flash._

[@STRAKAZulu]

"About to be more suns than Tatooine..." And the only billionaire I'd trust to pilot a submersible to the Titanic would be James Cameron.

[@93gamrx]

Starwars AND Halo references in one video? I'm dying here 😂😂😂😂

[@nitro3307]

"oh shit" from Japan killed me 😂

[@Rotorhead1651]

Honestly, I thought we were gonna have another round of "SHIT!" from around the world. #DTMFBs

[@maxsmodels]

DTMFBs...now that should be a T-2hirt!

[@Rotorhead1651]

AWESOME!! 😎👍

[@hk_maestro]

There is no one more entertaining and just straight up amazing as the good ole’ HLC to bring me my daily news. Greatest channel I’ve subscribed to this year.

[@jordanstribling3685]

Grandpa Buff using a modified version of The Kid's line is hilarious. 😂

[@gatorbackradial]

So many great lines here, where to begin!

[@jimmac69]

Grandpa Buff at the end totally made my morning. Thank you

[@CPLFit]

“Would you glass me? I’d glass me.” HLC, this might be one of the best ones yet.

[@Vhailor_Mithras]

That Tatooine comment was solid gold. Beautiful.

[@JonBowden-x2q]

"I don't want to anymore" is the single hardest line you've ever dropped.

[@rambobambibambobingobongob7908]

More suns than Tatooine. Raw line