Haikyuu Texts • captains get high • 10k special

[@softiwaizumi6919]

this is such a shitty sub special bc i made this video 100% for myself LMAOOOO i’ll make it up to y’all next video i promise this video is gonna flop but it was SO funny and it was so much fun to make 👩🏿‍🎤

[@prettykawa5452]

Can you make part 2?

[@amiyaclark0672]

This should totally be a series

[@dinosaurio8087]

I part two😳👉👈? lmao

[@Elxina]

Å

[@hoyo_890]

Ok but what if Suna was getting high with some of the other players lol

[@desi9238]

Bokuto: I think I’m in love with you kuroo: what? Bokuto: what? 💀

[@mwahkyo]

I-

[@kiwimoms.bfs.bff.]

Kuroo just isn’t ready for the extreme bromance bokuto wants 😔

[@ShirabuKenjirou]

@@kiwimoms.bfs.bff. like me and semi

[@GraysBlue]

bOKUTO SAYING I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU AT MCDONALDS TO KUROO HAD ME ON THE FLOOR

[@Gothic_Stoner]

Kita is a munchies high Bokuto is a hallucination high Kuroo is a very chill and lax high Terushima is a more aware high as well Oikawa is an impulsive high Daichi is a goofy high Ushijima seems to be a forgetful high I'm a whole ass munchies high so Kita I feel for you 😔✌

[@felliaralbae8365]

I just know about this thing now :| i didn't know there are types of high :|

[@softiwaizumi6919]

me eating three walmart packs of chicken tenders and half a bottle of ketchup ( i would put the ketchup in my mouth and then mix it with the chicken tender IN my mouth 😭)

[@Gothic_Stoner]

@@softiwaizumi6919 LMAO, I just get very hungry for fries. Like EXTREMELY hungry for fries or something and I'll never know why. Like I rarely eat fries unless it's like McDonald's or somethin.

[@Gothic_Stoner]

@@felliaralbae8365 Theres alot of types Mainly 1. Munchies, they're just a type of high where your hella hungry 2. Halluncination, it's not as bad as it sounds. It's very small hallucinations 3. Forgetful High, it's like short term memory, but it's more so like forgetting why you entered a room or something 4. Paranoid high, this isnt as bad either, it's usually sounds that make them paranoid or they think they hear people 6. Chill high, it just mellows out a person, usually for those who are stressed 7. Sleepy high, which you could consider as a suna, it just makes you super drowsy and sleepy 7. Paralysis, this is depending on how much you hit first go, so this is pretty rare but not that serious. It's like the first stage of finding out what high you are And plenty of others, but the more common is munchies or paranoia

[@softiwaizumi6919]

@@Gothic_Stoner the way i would TEAR UPP large fries and a mcflurry from mcdonald’s like i was about to be sold “AYO CAN WE STOP BY MICKY D’S 🗣🗣”

[@Sabrina-yz1nu]

But the thing though- “ I prom” “ what’s a prom?” “ Half a promise” I can’t stop laughing😂🖐

[@chantellemoo3280]

Honestly made me giggle for like 5 minutes. Imma use it now. It’s fucking great

[@Sabrina-yz1nu]

@@chantellemoo3280 same sista.

[@palmertoni25]

wait can we just get a video of Oikawa and his therapist 😭

[@laoa2]

Yesss🤧🤧

[@fluttercole]

👍➖〰️➖👍

[@tsukkissun9095]

Thats something I wanna see 👀

[@fannikovacs5207]

I want to see that!😆

[@isabella8319]

I have no doubt that if i were to get high i would get a tongue piercing, even sober i think about it.

[@Weirdo-e5s]

I would get a hand tattoo I’ve always wanted it

[@mo0lks]

same🥵🥵

[@sammpease]

Same

[@isabella8319]

I’m really thinking about getting the tongue piercing but to get it i would have to take off the mask and I don’t wanna risk getting Miss Rona

[@softiwaizumi6919]

no bc tongue piercing are so fucking cool. literally find a creditable establishment and fucking go for it you have all my support

[@fiorellamaidana2937]

I need others to react to the captains being high, JSJSJSJJJD

[@kitasrice4382]

OMG YESSSS

[@meghanachittineni8898]

yesss, i need to seeeeeeeeeeeee

[@nini-e2m]

@Ponyo Animes yesss

[@scftiieshoku5719]

YASSS ✨ I agree

[@silverdraws7055]

I need this in my life

[@shroomfaerie3389]

*twerks in corner cutely*

[@Meowlynemeowjoh]

hey sangwoo

[@masonjar4653]

*twerks in corner with Sangwoo cutely*

[@yeshaaa402]

@@masonjar4653 pukes cutely❤

[@masonjar4653]

@@yeshaaa402 *pretends I didn't see that cutely* 😌👌✌💅✨

[@fanylluuuu]

OMFG NO😭✋

[@oklmfao8932]

The fact you know people won’t listen to you saying “DoNt Do DrUgS “ so you say “ At least be safe “ is just 🤌🏻 if that makes any sort of sense🧍🏻‍♀️and kita was a whole mood lmao-

[@kotoerobokutoe536]

KITA SHOULDVE EATEN THAT TABLE #EATTABLES2020

[@wolfieisacat13]

HE WOULD'VE DIED-

[@Anubis-bz3lb]

The captains : Daichi is literally husband material Suga: i know B)

[@whackyfam1053]

I need a part two, like what happened after with kita, oikawa, like with aran and iwaizumi

[@jasmine-zw3qs]

‘cubes arent shapes’ ‘then what are they?’ ‘squares’

[@josiejuma759]

12:25 please tell me im not the only one who thought of that tik tok sound “He fucking that shit uuuup” when daichi said that 😭😭

[@shojoboys748]

I was looking for this exact comment lmao

[@obsessed8317]

I WAS RLLY GONNA SAY THAT

[@toruoikawa1104]

EAT EAT EAT😭

[@beabadobeelvr]

ok i was late for bubble paint’s but i wont be late for this one

[@susu-ot7by]

on the bubble paint’s they created a snail cult 💀

[@NyNySKZ]

Same

[@Erxt.33]

@@susu-ot7by I'm in the cult was it worth Telling the 2 People To create the server yes

[@susu-ot7by]

@@Erxt.33 i’m in the cult too it’s COOL ✨✨

[@Erxt.33]

@@susu-ot7by ikr

[@anxious_loser08]

As a person who has never gotten high before I don't know what I'd act like but my best friend is always high when we're together and she acts like Kita

[@sennlukas]

This is just my braincells at 3am when I'm trying to do school work.

[@il4651]

this video is going to be the end of me i cant stop laughing and its not like my normal laugh i literally feel high

[@il4651]

wtf did you do to me

[@il4651]

im going to die

[@softiwaizumi6919]

PLS DONT DIE DJAKDKSKSKK

[@cazone7983]

Okay imma need a part two to this where they wake up and realize everything they did especially kita and oikawa

[@hanwkie]

6:06 PLS I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 10 MINS IMAGINING KITA STANDING UP AND JUST RANDOMLY SITTING BACK DOWN JAKSJAKS

[@randomperson9213]

It's so hard to not laugh at this while everyone's asleep

[@ElliottBang]

daishou was invited but did not want to be a part of this fuckery so he declined

[@turnip5110]

Or he knew he would’ve been worse then all of them combined-

[@Chawoongkilover]

And it was at kuroos house

[@Light-pt3rz]

@@Chawoongkilover daishou went "noPE" when he knew it was gonna be at kuroo's house

[@pchatt5238]

Mika knew shit was about to go down.. She asked him not to go

[@asahiazumane777]

I should've been invited o smoke weed to and edibles but we not gon get into details 😔✋

[@ivo3400]

11:40 “covered his face with his eyes” LMFAOOOO

[@softiwaizumi6919]

when will i be free 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️

[@Skatcos]

@@softiwaizumi6919 *were you the one high*

[@aBbY-im4uo]

OMG WHEN OIKAWA RAPPED🤣🤣Im not even lying I fell off my bed from laughter 🤣🤣

[@echua911]

Bro idk why but Kita just always made me laugh cause of how hungry he always is😂

[@AdityaGaGa]

These people would HANDS DOWN be the best group to be high/drunk around with ISTG

[@ILoveYidhra]

this is the funniest shit ever😭😭

[@urakomi-girlypop]

This made me cry and laugh at the same time and I rlly can’t believe that daichi of all people would get high😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marija8841]

3:30 I SWEAR TO GOD I'M ALREADY CRACKING UP! 🤣🤣🤣

[@andreabuenaflor7303]

I neee to see the others reactions about the captains being high, especially Oikawa's tongue piercing

[@DoughyBread--]

PLEASE MAKE A PART 2, I LOVE THIS WAY TOO MUCH 😂😂✨❤️

[@Fiana_vxqz]

I can stop laughing because ushiwaka say avoiding the police😂🤣

[@sugawarasmile]

I lowkey want more Bokuroo content because the way they interact is G O L D.

[@slowheaart]

ikr but i also am like what about akaashi ✋😩

[@sugawarasmile]

@@slowheaart Kuroken and Bokuaka changing boyfriends: Akaashi x Kenma and Bokuto x Kuroo. 👀

[@slowheaart]

@@sugawarasmile 👁👁

[@softiwaizumi6919]

my kind of people!!!!

[@sugawarasmile]

@@softiwaizumi6919 🤭

[@superlistist4332]

This was so funny, I was dying the whole time💀

[@jaspersbutler2784]

Yall got your priorities STRAIGHT "Food, Pizza Squares Fun Avoiding the authorities" Exuse me what about the last one 👀🍵

[@softiwaizumi6919]

remember what Nancy Reagan said? JUST SAY NO!

[@SnowBley]

Okay but why can I imagine as soon as they get to the McDonalds Kita would just jump straight out the car and try to eat the McDonalds sign. :'3

[@GloomyMarshall]

Pokemon into high anime boys; Kita: Snorlax Daichi: Psyduck Oikawa: Slowbro (Please add the others of what pokemon you would think lol)

[@kumrucumen8851]

9:53 Wtf Oikawa!? You have an Iwazumi...

[@xingkichi]

16:33 best rap ive ever heard in my life 10/10

[@scenekiddenkixd1131]

ofc kuroo would explain the science behind getting high ahahahaga

[@enaxela2476]

KITA IS SUCH A MOOD LMAOOO

[@applepi5386]

i love kita so much hes too big of a mood

[@addy8216]

Oikawa just calling bokuto on his hallucinations sent me into orbit (or really just Oikawa calling everyone out)

[@dazqily]

THE WAY I CACKLED I CHOCKED ON MY SPIT LMFAO WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER PIZZA SHAPES 😭😭🏃‍♂️💨

[@tocobelluwu7652]

10:46 I don’t know why I like this moment but this is so cute for ushiwakas and oikawas bonding moment-

[@atsumumiya6608]

OMY GOD KITA YER SO CUTEEEEEE HES ALWAYS SO HUNGRYYYY OMFGGG HES SO CUTEEEEEEEE

[@hashcrumb]

I just can't help but re-enact the whole video like if you were sitting beside me you would wonder why I'm staring at the wall, talking with my tongue out or putting my phone up to my face and wisphering "I Love YOU"...I would really just look stupid.

[@becca-yj4uq]

HE REALLY SAID IT, HE SAID “I REPLIED.” “THAT I LOVE HIM”

[@jolo8681]

13:33 I GOT A NOTIF SAYING “I LOVE IT” IN MY GROUP CHAT WHEN THIS CAME UPDBJXBDJSBSJSN

[@crystalize9148]

Bokuto: cubes aren’t shapes Oikawa: then what are they?! Bokuto: Squares.. This got me wheezing- 😭🤣

[@aingha213]

the way the thumbnail is 1k special when u hit 10k chile lemme giggle...

[@softiwaizumi6919]

PLS WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL ME OUT IM SOBJSJAKSI 😭😭😭

[@softiwaizumi6919]

i changed it bestie 👩🏿‍🎤 omg i literally wouldn’t have noticed

[@aingha213]

@@softiwaizumi6919 SJKDKLAJDASKL SORRY 😭😭 ALSO CONGRATS BESTIE U DESERVE IT !!

[@fyodordostoevsky9391]

almost all of my friend group is an impulsive and/or goofy high😭 im the chill and relaxed/more aware high💀✋

[@Aestrin602]

Oikawa talking about one direction is like a cherry on top of a cake 🥺🤭💗

[@ykwtdtgluip69]

this is the perfect description of what being high feels like and i'm living for it

[@xcvelesqte]

I've been on edibles! I fell down the stairs though 😃

[@softiwaizumi6919]

omg storytime: throwback to when i literally had a mini meltdown bc my friend brought me a glass of water but for some reason i was convinced that i wasn’t allowed to touch the cup. like i thought it was forbidden. i was literally laying there rolling around like “😩 if i touch the cup something bad will happen i can’t touch it” like i physically could not bring myself to touch the cup 😭

[@xcvelesqte]

@@softiwaizumi6919 ok my storytime! : Ok so you know how I fell down the stairs, so I was pushed... By my sibling 😢 some good siblings I have! >:( Ok so I wouldn't go down the stairs cause I felt like I was melting through and I felt like I was being dragged to hell, I had a melt down and I kept saying that I was being pulled by satan and I was too young to die 😳🎲 I was full on bawling my eyes out! :,( Worst thing was that when I fell down the stairs I fell saying I died and after I fell I wouldn't move and told them that I died and I can't move... So yea, don't do drugs or edibles kids! TL;DR ok so I was pushed down the stairs because I felt like I was being dragged and melted through the floor, I kinda died down the stairs.

[@Reesespuffs-ru5ch]

First off: I believe I speak for all of us when I say I want a part two (if possible) of the morning after. Second off: I'M STRUGGLING TO BREATHE! THE ENTIRE VIDEO I WAS WHEEZING! THAT'S HOW FUNNY THIS WAS

[@taylorgardner3395]

We seriously need a part 2 with the aftermath of everyone's high

[@silverdraws7055]

I dont normal snort when i laugh, wtf how did this even get me to laugh that hard lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thangvonhengsreymeas904]

TERUSHIMA ONY A SECOND YEAR AND ACTING LIKE MOM THOUGHH SO ADORABLEEEEEEEEE

[@mysti3394]

Please make a part 2 Im really wondering what would happen in Kita’s confession and Oikawa’s tounge peircing

[@cassidygaribaldo4039]

"Its kita" "You're kita" Im fking dead 💀

[@SindySleepy]

THIS WAS UNNECESSARILY FUNNY I WAS LITERALLY ON MY BED WHEEZING FOR THE PAST 23 MINUTES AND 28 SECONDS , L O R D 😭

[@cookiezandstarz]

Bro ngl this would be a great FCKIN movie like this plot but longer without like just dudes who aren’t close but are somehow connected and get high together and have these exact personalities and confessions mixed with a Lil angst and lip drama and they’re just driving around and just feeling the high

[@kisskaashi]

ANY TIME BOKUTO TALKS I LAUGH 😭😭

[@weknowlino]

*Ok wtf not the “oh shucks” 😭😭😭*

[@lilartist9892]

Rip kita and ushijima they have been tainted by the other captains craziness Ushijima and kita after like:I'm never doing something like this with any of yall ever again,

[@kotoerobokutoe536]

i woke up to a soft iwaizumi premiere, am not disappointed 😌

[@yumivalerio1113]

OMGGG EARLYY AND I CAN ALREADY FEEL THIS WILL BE GOOD SO I'LL STAY UP LATE FOR THIS

[@mirandapriest4934]

Oo could we get high setters? I feel like that would be a beautiful mess

[@weeb_4-anime313]

I lost it when oikawa, kuroo, and bokuto started to 'rap' I just watched one of your videos, and I subscribed. Your videos are funny 😂😂

[@bradygreer9280]

PART 2 PLEASE THIS WAS HILARIOUS

[@su_sh1305]

This is the type of captain relationship I wanna see

[@kyliviie2903]

This is one of the best subs special I've ever seen lmfao

[@rosemurillo9997]

Omg so much Kita and Teru content, I luv this

[@wekarebears09]

This is the funniest thing ever, I need a part two please. 🤧😂🤚🏼 You also earned a new sub. 🥰

[@ugotnojams7902]

WE NEED MORE CAPTAIN VIDSSS!!!🏃🏽‍♀️👀💖❤❤

[@ladyjandsuperstarsam7540]

I wanna part 2 with what happened with arankita so bad. Maybe it's my shipper heart but I wanna see it. Also I guess oikawa's piercing could be part of it.

[@karlbeejamie9725]

IVE BEEN WHEEZING FOR SO FREAKING LONG HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@buzycats0075]

ONE OF THE BEST STREAMS I WATCHED YET

[@eunoia2591]

imagine how the mcdonald staff were looking at them and hearing oikawa hit the tale multipule time

[@KDssi]

I'm looking forward to that next week same time again, oh my fcking lord I never knew I meeded this content with just the captains and their shits 😂 Kita is as adorable as always with his appetite Kuroo is still the genius one Bokuto with his clouds lmao 😂 Terushima is a laid back one Oikawa is impulsive 😂 with Iwaizumi lowkey simping!! Daichi is the "high" one omfg 😂 Ushiwaka being the baby he is 😌 Yeah, I need more of this, we do.. 👀🖤

[@rosicalina]

their conversations look just like me and my cousins' conversations 😂🤣

[@nicostarrs4674]

I promise you my dumbass has no laughed this hard since we were in quarantine watching Haikyuu videos, please I need another

[@user-dr7ek4zt3t]

16:33 LMFAO I CANT RN But like, I did the same thing, I wasnt high just kinda tipsy, and started singing "my heart will go on", now looking back at it, that shits embarrassing

[@misuusuki8158]

This is so freaking funny I can't-

[@camtheunicorpse2217]

Missed opportunity to put the audio of Loki saying “IVE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES”

[@cry4moa]

omg please make a part 2 i need to see what the aftermath is with iwa and arannn

[@notcarleyyy]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMAZING LMFAO YOU HAD NE CRYING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING. COULD GO ON FOREVER BUT YEAH IT WAS HILARIOUS AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT

[@Venus71245]

16:30 I was drinking water and when this came up I almost spit it out cause I was laughing

[@fearlessaries.1668]

7:26 , 7:58 YAS OIKAWA YOU'LL GET AN EXTRA BROWNIE FOR THAT!🥺💖

[@chuuchuu9644]

now I want the rest of the "how drunk does kita have to be to kiss the captains" list

[@HaitianPrincess679]

THIS is the kind've content i stan

[@rzephh]

You should make a part 2 this was so funny oml😭✋

[@scrtapprentice]

Oikawa made a marvel reference "I have been falling... FOR 30 MINUTES" Loki in Thor Ragnarok

[@slushygirlkawaii2406]

I literally woke up at like 2:30 pm today and this was the first thing on my recommendations so I watched it and I really enjoyed it. I really liked it. Thank you 🙏

[@Kisses4angie]

This was spicy 🥴🔥

[@izzy-pf2gu]

bro im a mix of oikawa and kita when high and idk how i feel about that😳

[@quijarrathomas3106]

Please make a part 2🧎🏼‍♂️I don’t care who’s in it I just need another one of these😭😭😭