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[@DrShaym]

"I mean, you own a wife, right?"

[@theheadlessstickman]

Dr Shaym 4 years ago partnet 4!

[@josepena7845]

Hi Dr. Shaym

[@yetiornot5726]

Did they crank Carl up to 13 in this episode? I don't remember him being quite this much of a prick.

[@emilyjones212]

@yeti no he was always that sexist in one episode he says exercise of for women when talking about working out. plus he has said some other shit but thats what i love about him he is such a fucking loser its funny.

[@WhyYouMadBoi]

Lol

[@tgproductions97]

I don’t see any hookers, I’m confused. Did I scare them away? Brilliant writing

[@joed2431]

No Carl they aren't there because it's morally wrong... Or so they say

[@drop_messages6226]

a very Carl thing to say. I miss characters like Carl.

[@valgoyt912]

That would be my first question as well

[@rjn8001]

No one but people from here can ever realize how Jersey Carl is.

[@Sekhubara]

I grew up in Philadelphia and Easton, PA. I know Jersey. Carl is Jersey!

[@Masahane]

From jersey. The truth hurts

[@cousin_skeeter1828]

No shit Sherlock

[@caylindelacruz2641]

@@tf2oshaaa i dont think carl could afford a non shithole area.

[@tnerbtnerb5136]

@@tf2oshaaa Camden? Try Hoboken Slums. :P

[@HaIsKuL]

I like how Standup Carl still has the same diction, just toned down to polite levels.

[@fredherbert7920]

"Let's install the system!" "With a drill? No way, dude!" "...Yes!"

[@millabasset1710]

Any incarnation of Carl is hilarious

[@Zoloft77]

Matsuri Mizusawa Have one version of Carl as a devout Catholic loathing homosexuals while porking it with the nearest alter boy.

[@kaijuhub3937]

I can't tell which life is worse.

[@EmptyMan000]

The one where I can't get laid by anyone except nasty strippers in a rundown house next to crazy ass neighbors who are living food products.

[@marshallslade6626]

Obviously it's da marriage. Duh.

[@paladinofloveandwellness45]

irreverence>>>>>>>

[@gustavoalmanza2673]

Kaijuhub Seeing as how he got raped by Hand Banana and Spaghetti/the Enforcer, at least this experience with his kids and the puppies was an upgrade

[@baz5042]

Obviously the one with hookers.

[@Mephiles550]

The best part of this entire thing is his reaction to finding out that he actually made dinner himself lmao

[@ziedan449]

I swear the delivery in that line " i need to gamble!" was so fucking good it honestly makes me laugh every time. This shows audio and mixing is literally better then then million dollar budget movies/tv shows

[@PgLangGang]

This show always had great voice actors and special guests.

[@michaelpate4455]

"I need to gamble!" I don't know why, but that always made me crack up! 😂

[@isaacstevens473]

Me too

[@matthewbaez2723]

Not alone buddy

[@Shyng101]

Still quoting it

[@MeowthRocket]

Cause it's Larry Miller saying it. There is LITTLE he can say that ISN'T instantly funny.

[@segamastermax2005]

Basically why I'm here to be honest, I love this show.

[@jackventure3703]

The only difference between being bald and having hair is how others perceive and treat you. In other words the only difference is this Carl was simply treated with respect.

[@Hchris101]

team VENTURE!!

[@megagamer1683]

"Ohhhhhh, Sex!"

[@GuardianKyle]

"HEY, YOU NEED TO GROW A SACK!" "What was that?"

[@madcat789]

Ah, ReBoot.

[@cheelzebread]

The beginning of the end.

[@The1pokemaster1]

"Shut it down. See Carl, you would've had it: going on."

[@nikobellic2515]

"Hey gang, how was school today?" "Oh, come on."

[@Randomdude1979]

Niko Bellic so cheesy

[@monkeydfunky1558]

HEY YOU NEED TO GROW A SACK!!

[@asthesundrops]

"Up at 6? Come on! It's 10 a clock man, you got 8 full hours TO PARTY DOWN!!" 😂

[@AlexFlockhart]

I'd like to imagine that his wife in this is an alternate version of Pam from Archer.

[@angrybeaver4995]

Lost all credibility there when he sleeps in a separate bed from his wife. 😂

[@SéaFid]

Tbh I would get sick of sleeping in the same bed every night, I like to be alone. Ideally people do their thing, rest a bit after, then we men go out for a few beers and sleep in our own bed ignoring texts so we can say "oh sorry babe I fell to sleep as soon as I got home, but wouldn't have been sleeping if you were in the same bed as me 😜" then we think to ourselves "I am not a good person" and feel depressed and anxious so we zone out watching KZbin or some movie like Taxidermia. I really don't like myself. Thanks for listening/reading.

[@GreatQoutes-123]

@@SéaFid Different strokes for different folks. Me personally, a sexless marriage and separate beds is a dealbreaker. I would honestly rather be single and retain my freedom.

[@slashbash1347]

Carl without hair is an angry hedonist while Carl with hair is repressed and depressed. If Carl just has a thinning hairline, will he be at a happy medium, where he's responsible but also knows how to have fun?

[@animefan2454]

I wonder what happened if Carl did both in moderation Like say he dated someone who had the same interest as him but also kept him from being self destructive

[@abtwopoint0]

The look on his face when he is told he made the dinner lmfao

[@jakeTHEripper234googleplus]

HEY! YOU NEED TO GROW A SACK!!! XD

[@mellowandjello]

jakeTHEripper234 What was that?

[@jakeTHEripper234googleplus]

mellowandjello XDDDDD

[@stevenkies802]

Shut it doowwwnn.

[@Skypad00]

>ITS BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO FADE AWAY IS THAT A NEIL YOUNG REFERENCE

[@roller_47]

Skypad00 Possibly, I thought it was a Def Leppard reference from their song "Rock of Ages" since Carl is a big rock music fan, especially 80s and 90s rock.

[@nizz0matic307]

it's from a def leppard song, the bad guy in highlander took it from that song , which was out for several years before the movie was out. the bad guy in highlander is a heavy metal fan.

[@ryanspencer3106]

@@nizz0matic307 and before that it was from a poem right?

[@rayneweber7636]

@@ryanspencer3106 good question. I knew it from a quote at a comic book store from the 90's. By kurt cobain. He said it in his suicide note. But was quoting Neil Young. Im drunk. Where am I? Seven years ago you say? What happened to my life?

[@ObiTrev]

No it's a Jojo reference.

[@StarfruitsurfridaHHH]

I really feel for Simulator Carl. The beginning had me feeling all warm inside. Too bad regular Carl had to mess everything up

[@marcusbullock630]

wtf are you talking about lmao regular carl was happier

[@Seethenhagen]

I don't know, having a wife that doesn't even sleep in the same bed as you would probably be really saddening. Like I think there's a middle ground between real car and simulator carl, where things are just right.

[@elgatochurro]

Simulator Carl makes the food for everyone, works a good job, takes care of the whole family And this bitch of a wife isnt even sleeping in the same bed as him... does she even work?

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

@Jake Shattuck Many people have to get up at 5:30 to be at work by 7. While using public transit. Many people would shoot a man for a used Honda Civic and a telemarketer job

[@smokeybanjoboy]

In the words of Carl: eh who da hell cares? At da end of the day, We had fun. Now uh piss off, i got a hooker come in about 5 minutes.

[@patrickdron]

"I don't see any hookers I'm confused is it because I scared them away"?

[@gabe.network3645]

Carl is definitely someone that no one wants to be, he's personality is like the embodiment of the seven deadly sins

[@RinLockhart]

Only Carl can be Carl. Nobody else.

[@pokemonjhotomaster]

He is from New Jersey 🤷‍♂️

[@maknavickas]

To some complete selfishness is liberation.

[@MrKillJoy200]

“It’s better to burn out; then fade away” Goddamn, amen bro

[@christophergriego3019]

0:53 "HEY YOU NEED TO GROW A SACK!" Gets me every time LOL

[@Retired_LT]

“Whoa whoa, with a drill? No way dude!” “...Yes!”

[@04dram04]

I love the philosophy that no matter what decisions he makes in life, he has a shitty life.

[@stuflames4769]

Meanwhile... In another universe still... Pam Poovey watches her perfect husband spiral out of control from a Larry Miller weight loss van. And enjoys every second of it while cracking beer after beer.

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

Poovey and brutanadelewski hooking up? That am brutals...

[@NoOne-py5or]

@@robertfitzgerald3118 ha

[@solarwalkman]

"Is this guy losing it, Carl?" "Yes he is, Other Carl, yes he is."

[@Dradeeus]

Carl doesn't care at ALL about this alternate dimension technology and just assumes, correctly, that he can communicate with his alternate self.

[@dollarcostbackpacker1226]

I think he realizes he can be heard, he had the outburst and alt dimension carl responded.

[@sweaterandtea8157]

Those puppies were adorable honestly.

[@loraleijessick9581]

What you didn't know is one was named Hand Banana and the other Spaghetti...

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

Loralei Jessick now that’s a puppy I wouldn’t mind being named Spaghetti.

[@mindriot91_96]

@@loraleijessick9581 What about the Enforcer?

[@loraleijessick9581]

@@mindriot91_96 No, I want my name to be Spaghetti.

[@bethanyoneal5789]

“Hey, you need to grow a sack!” I’m done 😂

[@Mark-yn4vl]

*Looks around* What was that???

[@danielpenrodii2389]

“I can actually admit that to you” lol

[@henripentant1120]

You know and I know

[@hodgepodgebuhgodge3739]

They're so close to AC, he can smell the cards.

[@Ginja_Ninja_]

“I NEED TO GAMBLE!!!”

[@evanfaust8672]

“No Carl, the hookers aren’t there because it’s morally wrong (or so they say)” hahahahaha

[@cringeonfilm3009]

I don't see any hookers.

[@crackwizard666]

FALSE ADVERTISING NO HOOKERS FAKE FAKE NEWS

[@xout0ft0astx4]

"DID I SCARE THEM AWAY?"

[@Tadesan]

All I see is a mountain of meat!

[@josephperez2004]

Carl ruining Alternate Universe Carl's life is some amazing dark comedy.

[@sheatolson862]

Actually it's a Neil Young reference. People also think it's a Kurt Cobain reference, but Cobain just quoted Young in his suicide note, and Highlander quoted one of the two. Hopefully Young.

[@JunKazamaFan]

Ironically, I would want to tear my hair out if I had Simulator Carl's life.

[@danexpand4295]

JKF 201726 With lifes uncertanties, theres no way In hell Id pass on securing 70% of my life I a swoop. Of course I would change a few things.

[@FatherFoxtrot]

"It's better to burn out than to fade away" New fav quote

[@cking4869]

When you’re a bad influence on yourself.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

"It's better ta burn out than fade away" Words of wisdom for any situation.

[@dagaybrucewayne]

Hey hey mama

[@robertelliot8588]

And how is he living the preppy life and he still has his accent?? 😂 lol 😂 I love Carl 😂

[@MrV902]

It's ironic that KZbin has been recommending me Aqua Teen and Seinfeld videos at random but "Hair Simulator" with "The Doorman" in my next Recommendation is the point where they converge. LOL

[@AbuBishir]

@doyerules69x according to the athf wiki: "Larry Miller Hair System" is the eleventh episode of the seventh season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. This episode was originally entitled "Kipper Hair System"

[@MrDnozzle1]

+AbuBishir Thank you!!

[@robyncook7350]

"what's that like an impact drill??" "Don't focus on that!"

[@grannps]

“Let’s install the system” “Whoa what with a drill? No way dude” “... yes!”

[@Chrisjbennett89]

"I don't give a dam about this i need to gamble! "

[@hotrodmercury3941]

Grass is never greener on either side. Just sit on the fence.

[@celestialstar5563]

You can tell this episode took some inspiration from the Denzel Washington movie out of Time

[@Wolfencreek]

"I NEED TO GAMBLE"

[@VeryDeathlyShiny]

"It's 10'o'clock man... You've got 8 full hours... to PARTY DOWN!"

[@celebi734]

Hair Simulator 2016

[@4dhumaninstrumentality789]

“Or so they say” LMAO!!!

[@PirateFunk]

It's better to burn out than to fade out. ROFL

[@pariahthelasthope64]

I need to gamble

[@henripentant1120]

They deliver them overnight. Well, the reputable firms will… Lol I said firms!

[@ZetaGundam336]

"You own a wife, right?" Lmfao

[@kaiohitsuji287]

*Carl is not satisfied with destroying his life just once he had to destroy it 2 times*

[@jackthielen1283]

1:42 I need to gamble!!!

[@dustinclark8680]

It puts it into perspective no matter how bad Carl is off in life he won’t kill himself as long as he has someone to bring to suicide he will endure

[@rootbeer_666]

Carl-with-hair -owns- is married to some kind of alternate universe Pam Poovey. Wild.

[@5roundsrapid263]

I came here to say this!

[@animefan2454]

Yeah but just took all the things good about Pam and you got this.

[@Galaxy-MusicX]

What's better than 1 Carl? Two Carl's! 😂

[@alecdaley6105]

the simulations wife looks like Kathryn Hahn to me. am i the only one who sees this?

[@robogen1331]

I always laugh at the hand gesture when he says “You would have had it going on”

[@bruhman9111]

I love how Carl looks like Dave Willis in his normal successful life

[@TheHightower92]

So if Carl had hair, he would become a Mormon?

[@generalg3829]

ORDER a pump “THEY DELIVER OVER NIGHT!!”

[@remobrandon190]

His children are just copies of his past self when the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future paid him a visit, just with different clothes.

[@scj6693]

at least they don’t have to eat carpet

[@DemonicAdj]

​@@scj6693Hey hey hey hey.. it's "berber." That's an industry term.

[@romanlopezlegorburu]

"Surprisr I bought each you a dog... group hug even you puppy dog" LMFAO AF

[@JokeriPokeri17]

"I don't see any hookers, i'm confused. Is it cause i scared them away?" :DDD

[@Chrisjbennett89]

"No carl they aren't there because hookers are morally wrong! or so they say?"

[@xandergreat9319]

“i mean you own a wife right?”

[@TheChopstyx]

She don't like it when I wake her up like that

[@skips_51]

Why do some people not like Simulator Carl's lifestyle? He enjoys it. Not everyone can like the same things. Honestly I would prefer that life, it seems Sim Carl didn't mind it.

[@brandons334]

Simulating carl hated his life too because he's a man and he has needs that's why he listened to the other carl everybody sex drive is different if it was me I would choose bald carl life is better he's a free man you can have sex whenever nice car nice pool nice house

[@jessickalush3305]

He looked defeated

[@Tadesan]

Naw, he freakin' sold out. It's better to burn out than to fade away.

[@WallNeed_E]

0:30 I just love Carls reaction :D

[@Wärdaddy1654]

"It's better to burn out then to fade away." -Freakin' carl

[@mellowandjello]

this is your family, if you had hair! I don't see any hookers, im confused. LOL! carl is the best

[@GordiansKnotHere]

Fringe Universe for Carl. Everyone watching, My I introduce to you... Carlternate...

[@xXGodofTecknoXx]

It feels good to say out loud.

[@Pattyobrien3]

I love how carl hates the better version of himself.

[@arrownoir]

Ah, I sold out.

[@Praetor_Fenix420]

All roads lead to Carl.

[@noveris6538]

You gotta love that they pull their food from under the table

[@yatfailam7991]

Even Carl has hair, he is still upset because he can't do whatever he want by some moral correction, whether he lose both, that makes him even unhappy. Original Carl is jealous to the hair Carl good hair condition, so he plan to guide hair Carl to mess with his life for revenge.

[@bubby6539]

It's better to burn out than fade away is my new favorite line

[@furiangameclips]

' i said firm'

[@A_Dopamine_Molecule]

"It's better to burn out than to fade away." Sadly, those are words of wisdom.

[@robertelliot8588]

Carl’s face 0:29 😂 😂Priceless lmfaooo

[@jf13579]

"...because it's morally wrong (or so they say.)" LOL

[@Rubyofthedead]

0:36 On the fridge there is the picture of a mouse that Meatwad drew in Balloonenstein.

[@burnedburrito]

feels good to say out loud, bahahahahaha

[@averageo2343]

This episode is sadistic.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

1:42 me at Choctaw casino

[@yehoshuasmith5608]

Even though it's confirmed that Carl has never had sex without paying for it, he does get down to some freaky stuff whenever he does get any action...

[@Size8fittedguy]

Dude had to gamble

[@louche2388]

they're correct, all that is impossible without hair.

[@Xalashaska]

this is the best episode i laughed so hard when it first came out

[@mxyzptlk1616]

"You own a wife right? You should make good use of her."

[@PhenomenalBomb]

"its better to burn out than to fade away" - CARL

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Would ya'll like some more food with those heaps upon heaps of mashed potatoes?