Hale and Pace - Well 'ard boys at the pub

Gareth and Norman are "well 'ard". From series 2 of Hale & Pace.

[@WhooshFlyingHorse444]

Brilliant comedy. Miss these guys on our TV screens!

[@mikesnyder1788]

This Yank is very well laughing so well 'ard at these humorous Brits! Can't believe it has taken me this long to discover such comedic genius. I am binge watching all I can of Hale and Pace! Wonderful!!!

[@willyoueatmypussyplease3549]

Watch only fools and horses, last of the summer wine, Catherine Tate show you won't be disappointed brother

[@gazzalad8901]

septic tank

[@mikesnyder1788]

@trixiek942 Just watched The Management and you are so correct. These guys are so darn funny! What creative blokes!!!

[@stuart38]

@@mikesnyder1788 Mike,type in Hale and Pace "cat and the microwave".Its fake but SO funny..

[@Ashley-r6r6c]

30 minutes of respite during my school days . This and fast show and afew others Saved me from killing myself in the early 90s. 😂

[@lukenukem2441]

I swear in my old Local in the mid 90s the look and conversations that took place (nightly) weren't a million miles away from these 2 😂

[@mcfcguvnors]

i erd day wuz well ard

[@knightveg]

What made the sketches so great was because they weren't exaggerating these were the typical exchanges in pubs in the 80's and 90's

[@peterherrington3300]

Speaking as a doorman in the 90s , these 2 were bang on

[@Dead-Ball-Situation]

You're spot on. It was practically pub culture back then.

[@redknight9740]

Probably full of Islamic toe rags now

[@JK-wn3cc]

I remember the days when we use to use this catchphrase at school! You is well'ard

[@Beeterfish]

Hale and Pace, Mel and Griff, and Benny Hill. We used to laugh our asses off here in Finland back in the day. So, thank you British comedy!

[@chrismaginess1289]

Hale and Pace brightened up my teen year's. Absolutely hilarious comedy duo. Great times.

[@stuart38]

Years,m8.

[@mcfcguvnors]

Totally ,they did a 1 off on filthy rich n catflap n thats the last we saw of em

[@joejoejoejoejoejoe4391]

Cat/microwave? Erasure Johnny?

[@stuart38]

Years is a plural term you banan'a..

[@-Tidgy]

Year is

[@JayS1889]

Brilliant I haven’t seen this in years Hale and Pace comedy legends. Hilarious.

[@rosemarywalker5494]

Two great comedians who worked perfectly together

[@seanwood8883]

I agree 👍

[@zane01235]

Hale and Pace used to play on Aus tv, can remember the entire family sitting down to watch, good times

[@Brando1667]

Equally, I remember sitting down with the family to watch The Paul Hogan Show. If I’m not mistaken, that was before the Crocodile Dundee movies were made. 👍

[@NathanChisholm041]

@@Brando1667 Strop!

[@seanmichaelo9777]

Like stepping into any pub on any estate in the 90’s 😂🤣

[@GoogleGoogle-fd6do]

The 90s was the last era of hard men, now the youth are all babysoft crybaby snowflakes, with 89 genders

[@seanmichaelo9777]

Google Google 😂🤣😂 I think I partly agree with that .......

[@polpot2411]

@@GoogleGoogle-fd6do 😂😂😂😂😂

[@danieloliver4558]

Minus the clothes yeah

[@grantmitchell9034]

Youngsters these days are doomed 😂 no fights anymore you either get stabbed or taken to court and sued 😂

[@teecog101gaming]

Oh man. There´s something about this sketch that makes me want to play it again and again. My brain must be well broked.

[@rankoutsider1977]

😂

[@teecog101gaming]

Now I´ve gone and done it again. Three years later.

[@mcfcguvnors]

i erd your brain was well broked can you help me open this bloody milk carton ?

[@BenPole90]

“Didn’t even put the stamp on the Henvaloke” hahahaha

[@Mark-hu9tf]

Better than anything on the TV at the moment lol.

[@lordcypher7922]

Brings back memories of sneak watching these as my parents did not like them at all but they were so good

[@ninjabluewings]

I used to love these 2 back in the day, I honestly think they are still classic

[@davidjones5174]

I wake up so hard after nightmares

[@seanwood8883]

So did I. They were great weren't they. Not like the rubbish we see now unfortunately

[@arthurathanassiou3948]

Hale and Pace were masterful comedians.

[@LJY08]

"His legs was well broked"..gold!

[@qjarman7753]

I loved watching these two back in the day...

[@seanwood8883]

So did I

[@funatwork512]

omg this bring me back to sunday night just aafer a bath getti g ready for bed b4 school i use to watch this after beetles about lol 😂 they was the days

[@funatwork512]

Spencer Rees yeah real bummer soon as i woke up sunday i thought ffs school tomorrow l and do u know whatt im 36 now and wound give my left legg to go bk for just one more day crazy en in enjoy school kids well you can 👍

[@seanwood8883]

Yes, it was the same for me too. This must've been on around the late 80s, early 90s, in the Sunday night slot where you had bullseye on at teatime, maybe highway, on just before or after, catchphrase with Roy walker, Howard's way on the other side, maybe lovejoy too. Great times them

[@funatwork512]

basil brush it really was how times have change now 😩

[@seanwood8883]

@@funatwork512 yes you're right, and not always for the better, in terms of classic comedy like this anyway

[@stephentierney696]

The dislikes were from the Franklin brothers and big John

[@ITVWeatherFans]

...and the budgerigar.

[@seanwood8883]

🤣🤣🤣

[@stevefranklin9176]

Well done.

[@dhwheatley7778]

But I erd he was well thumbless 😄

[@StevenNugues]

This the well best sketch from them two ' ard geezers ! Absolute classic and so well played !

[@daveaum]

This is a standard episode of Eastenders isn't it?! ..except with better acting! 😉😆

[@SML1010THAI]

Dave Taylor yeah I’m with you there 👍

[@Th3_Gael]

Yeah, hale and pace outclass the acting soaps any day

[@tuffgonggbUNCTION]

Henn vull Ope

[@koudacyen]

🤣 i herd tht too

[@stevenwebb3634]

Well I 'eard from a mate who 'eard from a mate who told my mate they're acting is well better

[@roymarsh8077]

A master class in comic timing

[@That_Guy-]

*Ronie Pickering has entered the chat*

[@gdfggggg]

Who?

[@LAMB-CHOPPY-CHOPPY]

@mike force cos your well ard

[@josephbickerton1506]

@@gdfggggg Ronnie pickering!!! Do you know who I am

[@massiveprogressive9488]

@@gdfggggg RONNIE PICKERING

[@massiveprogressive9488]

@@josephbickerton1506 Should I care?

[@craig869]

Loved these guys back in the day. Da Management used to be on the club doors we used to go to!

[@peterherrington3300]

I was a doorman in the 90s , heard it from the vast majority of punters , every night

[@enjolras76]

These two are the best!

[@SandyYoung1]

“Well little birdie,cheep cheep”😂

[@seanwood8883]

This is absolute classic stuff. Love it 🤣🤣

[@russellwarr3791]

sooo much fun . comedy makes the world go round , I'm loving this humour .

[@ChrJahnsen]

This is one of the funniest skits I've ever seen. And man can Hale can guzzle a beer!!

[@martinworld7214]

You need to see more skits …..Hale & Pace are hilarious , this sketch however is dire

[@markusniepmann4804]

❤❤❤😂😂😂 greetings from Hamburg Germany 👍

[@johnfellows2867]

We actually did have a Franklin brothers in our tow in the 60's, and they was well ard ! Probably well dead by now !

[@Rossa4444]

Im so hard, i sleep with the light on... so that the Darkness doesn’t get scared

[@sirisaac6225]

'ard

[@daveanderson8011]

I'm so ARD, even Ron Pricking knows who I am

[@craiglewis8981]

I loved these two. Early this year norman came into the theatre he was playing and i was luckily working on stage door. Had to say i was quite starstruck,and usually i am not . Very nice chap

[@outlander271]

I’m so hard that in the Second World War I was evacuated to LONDON!

[@flexman22]

hahaha 😂

[@bradwailes326]

LOL, I heard your 'ard, I heard that you is well 'ard! Yeah? Yeah!

[@gussetblaster6786]

Damn, this is the exact environment i grew up in during the 80's & 90's in Manchester England. I often catch myself trying to be 'well ard' for no particular reason other rhan conditioning.

[@visionist7]

U wot m8

[@Eagle-eagle1]

You are just ARD

[@jackjjones8947]

This sketch was well good.

[@StarkIller-df7gw]

I erd you is well ard!! Well ard is what I erd, you fixed em good!! His legs where well broke!! 😂😂😂🤠👍🏻

[@thatonezeldaguy250]

"is that so" "Yeah it's well so"

[@yettsoman4364]

"well bollockless" 😂😂😂

[@russcattell955i]

Well John, I was well amused !

[@alanwann9318]

Used to be pubs like this where I lived once,(This is when T.V. comedy was funny)

[@Kingcarparpeggio]

God !!! You must be well'ard then .

[@Brando1667]

The best scene I remember from Hale & Pace was when they sang, It’s utterly, utterly nasty to be ginger. Google it and watch it right through. The Dunking Ginger Nuts part got me. Very funny. 😂🤣

[@DH1985-MB]

Some of their songs where hilarious. The proclaimers take off is my personal favourite. Letter from Scotland I believe it's called.

[@TRUMP20Z4]

" His legs were well broked " love these guyz.

[@justinboon3811]

Typical nineties humour from these two comedy greats I remember watching these they were well before there time pure comedy gold I was just a teenager they still crack us up with there nonsense fun great stuff you could go to pubs at this time where some of this banter would actually go on

[@mrwan7010]

It's hard to believe that these 2 could've just been 2 more teachers in some obscure secondary school somewhere in England.

[@TheManuel012009]

truely incredible

[@chrissturgess4323]

Can't read these British " gangster" biographies without laughing now .

[@VelcroKittie]

There was a pub in Camberwell called The Nags Head I would venture into from time to time. There were lots of these types of people there. The pecking order was as obvious as day and you were expected to know where you stood despite it not really being written down.

[@trentsteel2029]

To see who really was the hardest , who could hold their piss the longest after them pints . The very definition of a swift pint .

[@lsd358]

Loved watching these as a kid 😂

[@anth0207]

Every Pub in Bradford on a Saturday Night!!

[@EnochPowellsLibrarian]

Are they curry houses now then ?

[@SpivWiggins]

Fuck there has to be some great outtakes from this...

[@jamesmiles1328]

It’s actually funny because you always get at least one knobend in the pub,that actually goes around thinking he’s ard and talking like that lol,telling everyone about he’s street fights bar brawls that never really happened 🤣,

[@marklloyd4087]

😂 😂 😂

[@MrSing09]

Don't let Ronnie Pickering hear you say that, he'd bare knuckle fight you hard!

[@jamesmiles1328]

Dronuld Thump who lol ??,I’m a kickboxer mate I fight for money,but everytime I’m in a pub get someone tell me about there street fights and they always win lol

[@man-who-sold-the-world]

90s was known for this shit. Still 50 plus year olds causing fights. I talking about 1 family in Stockport. They never grown up.

[@jamesmiles1328]

Just busting your balls yep I hear what your saying,best ones when they tell you how they beat up 3-4 guys and exactly how they done it too lol,you have to stand there for 5 minutes chuckling to yourself about the bullshit story,

[@IsaacWale2004]

His blinking at 1:10 😂

[@seanwood8883]

Sunday night's TV on itv back in the late 80s early 90s I'm just trying to remember would've been after teatime 1. All clued up, with David hamilton 2. Bullseye 3.The two of us 4. Highway to heaven with Michael landon 5. Catchphrase with Roy walker 6.Bullseye 7.Heartbeat 8. Londons burning 9. Hale and pace 10. South Bank show, later on at night around 10. 30 pm What great days for tv they were

[@AdamThurtell]

Can we acknowledge that their bladders must have been screaming 😱

[@richardrobinson1651]

My favourite skit is their pub bouncers; "Ron 'ere never forgets a face ". "Yeah, 'cos I rip it off an' stick it in me wallet ".

[@kirkclarke2931]

It was for its time 80/s early 90s. Would never pass PC brigade today. I enjoyed them.

[@willpurry]

"Would never pass PC brigade today". Not seen Lee and Dean/Porters/Man Down? This sketch could go on Gigglebiz on CBeebies.

[@johnsmith-wx5fb]

You think you're hard for saying this sketch is soft.

[@fordism.01]

No one is hard enough to open them peanuts 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seanwood8883]

Exactly. Or the lids off of a pickled onion jar either

[@Watts660]

fuck me, we'd laugh at any old shit back then.

[@minkles1330]

How are they slamming those beers so fast haha

[@mcfcguvnors]

Trick pint glasses "TV glasses" cos gareths 2nd pint went in 1 hit :D they have an upside down shot glass inside the mug so it LOOKS like a pint but is less than a half in reality .Havin said that Gareth looks like he could demolish it normal anyway

[@raywise]

Yep, at 2:26 you can see the smaller glass inside the beer mug.

[@billysaunders544]

Plus, most of it's going well down their fronts

[@yettsoman4364]

'cos they is well 'ard 😂

[@scottk2036]

I just larfed so 'ard I just larfed my arse off. Now I'm well arseless...

[@stoyankolev6355]

I Urd he was well Fumless , gold !!!

[@traceymargretreid4204]

They were brilliant so funny

[@lioncurlew]

This is so funny, because they wanted to crease up, but held it together

[@mattiedoa4070]

I used to love watching this

[@davew4998]

Those pints look well drunked. But I 'heard that those glasses 'ad somefink in the middle, so they weren't full pints. That's what I 'heard.

[@snozzybosch7503]

Dave W Then those pints were well skunted...!

[@snozzybosch7503]

Dave W Then those pints were well skunted...!

[@snozzybosch7503]

Dave W Then those pints were well skunted...!

[@snozzybosch7503]

Dave W Then those pints were well skunted.

[@snozzybosch7503]

Dave W Then those pints were well skunted.

[@StevieObieYT]

And you didn't even put a stamp on the envelope... 🤣

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

Still some pubs in parts of Sheffield SY today.

[@markmonaghan8546]

Brilliant love and pace even now dosent age for me

[@byronelenica8329]

Outstanding humour.

[@elliotbutler9691]

His legs was well Broked 😂

[@richardpetty6088]

Love these two

[@weekendwarriorprospecting817]

It's shit like this that keeps you out of the Ivy restaurant. 😂😂

[@timothybirks5338]

Used to watch these regular y then one I think paces son came to work for me as a Saturday boy in Gamleys Bromley

[@brianstrachan3451]

Different times, simpler times, try watching a episode of "full frontal" now days n some of Australia best talent came from it...

[@girlinagale]

My mate was out with just one mate, they got in a fight against 14 locals. I said omg what happened!? He laughed and said, "THEY were seriously outnumbered!"

[@inatick5057]

Dedicated to those who live in Wellard. You know who you are.

[@howtomusic5157]

If you're as 'are as you say you are... Could you open this packet of peanuts?

[@SightForMemories]

"I'm well 'ard." *fumbles with packet*

[@tommymoran5155]

They wouldn't knock the rice off a rice pudding. 😁😁😁

[@specialed4564]

Turn on the subtitles, you're welcome.

[@howtomusic5157]

I 'eard you was readin' dis comment. I 'eard you was well bored.

[@SightForMemories]

yeh?

[@howtomusic5157]

Yeah!

[@SightForMemories]

"I 'eard you was playing the banjo up in 'dem towers. Pointin' at all 'dem ruffin's."

[@howtomusic5157]

I 'eard you was drivin' down the highway at 420mph after drinking 69 pints of vodka, what I 'eard was... The car was well, crushed.

[@SightForMemories]

yeh?

[@fs.pureblood]

Bet they both needed the wee room after that sketch.

[@enrobhcit]

Hale and Pace legends

[@FGX318]

Subtiles are completely lost !! 😂

[@HardyBunster]

Must of gone to the same school as me.....lol. 😂😂😂

[@hjblanchard9661]

'... well fumbless...' 😂😂😂

[@bigdraco410]

Came here from big John BOSHHHH

[@2007TheMan-t9o]

Naaa these are funny. That dick is as funny as a fire in an orphanage

[@subkontrabasklarinet]

I spent years studying the Anglo-Saxon language and culture at university. I teach the English language. I don't understand a single word.

[@dwezzh2399]

Proper pint glasses!

[@glenmorgan4597]

The old Jugs, better for doing a geezers boat with 😂

[@deanhawthorn5783]

this is so funny and so true

[@howtomusic5157]

Does anybody know the song in the background?

[@JesusCommando]

They fair sunk those pints quickly!

[@Paddy.C]

As trainee PE teachers they were told they'd make great comedians. I think we can all agree that the field of fitness education was as cruelly robbed as the audience.

[@seanwood8883]

Cruelly robbed? I think the PE world's loss is tv and the comedy world's gain that's for sure

[@CarlLfcYnwa]

They will be well pissed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@errolstewart5155]

Classic 🖤💛❤️🇦🇺🦘👍😆😅😂

[@Fingaphunk3000]

brilliant

[@simonarcher1510]

Inspired by “The Four Yorkshireman”, no doubt.

[@adamturner1563]

Hahaha. Every pub in wales.