Sydney the city with the bestiest Pubs in whole wide World!))
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@walkerd29974 жыл бұрын
“Its one of the most luxurious open prisons i’ve ever seen” this one fucking killed me 😭
@lepolhart32422 жыл бұрын
Very true as Australia is now like an open air prison with the dictatorship going on.
@29brendus2 жыл бұрын
@@lepolhart3242 Oh yes!
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Жыл бұрын
Hale and Pace were huge in Australia. I was a kid and absolutely loved this, Full Frontal/Fast Forward, and Married with Children.
@davemustaki1346 ай бұрын
Here here!!
@Biscuits6456 ай бұрын
Married with children was amazing. The uproar it would cause if released today would be hysterical.
@deanhunter17536 ай бұрын
Great comedy before the world went woke
@tasosdiaforetico73775 ай бұрын
All top notch
@savvasperisanidisАй бұрын
Holy trinity right there m8
@StevieObieYT2 жыл бұрын
"The outback it's dry, arid and baking hot... Which is why I'm here!" 🤣
@winfan19782 жыл бұрын
Merv Hughes kiss on Garth was the best part of this skit lol
@strictlycasual7653 жыл бұрын
Every Sunday before bed, as a kid I loved these two
@user-me1mh3vt6i8 ай бұрын
This man played the best dunk ever
@BHALT0S7 ай бұрын
yeah and a good dRunk too
@Paddy.C5 ай бұрын
Nah, Dunk from 'Crocodile Dundee' was the best Dunk.
@charliechristmas51473 ай бұрын
Look up Foster Brooks……he’s no1
@100reality22 жыл бұрын
Love the barmaid "nice jugs" 😂😂😂😂
@krakajak672 ай бұрын
This video is 15 years old. A long forgotten Australia. You can’t afford to buy a beer in a pub now, if you an even find a decent one. Sad, but Australia is the ultimate nanny state now.
@HonchHeado2 ай бұрын
This is true I was born here but have both passports its a nonce land now
@Jay-if9dr4 жыл бұрын
I use to love Hale and Pace, I can't believe I had forgotten about them until I saw this clip. So much good humour/comedy has gone in the world now, not like when we had, Dave allen, Frank spencer, Fawlty towers, Hale and pace, and so many other great comedy shows. Now it's all crap.
@mrlozmoore4 жыл бұрын
JA_NPH no, you've just got older
@simonettacarsonelli4 жыл бұрын
@@mrlozmoore No... It's freaking crap nowadays...
@Patmofar4 жыл бұрын
Politically correct crap which is largely what is wrong with it.
@markhibble83734 жыл бұрын
Just got to know where to look. Ricky Gervais, Friendlyjordies etc
@thevlaka4 жыл бұрын
@@mrlozmoore quality comment from a fuckhead millennial
@razorback0z4 жыл бұрын
Hale and Pace were so bloody funny. The bouncers... so good
@@thedavincikidSouthwark was good compared to the others. Sadly missing now.
@MrSquigeon6 ай бұрын
@@thedavincikidlol Fosters tastes better than any of the current Australian mainstream beers
@juliangrant97185 ай бұрын
They never get Sydney's right. In 96 my dad was stacking cans of Tooheys.
@voxac30withstrat5 ай бұрын
I worked for Tooths/Resches, Fabulous job (until the F$@#ing greedy unions stuffed it) then CUB took over and believe me they do NOT make beer. I was there for 8 years as an electrical technician and my wife was the Senior Microbiologist. It is utter pigs urine. Once CUB took over they changed EVERYTHING. Basic brew with a ship load of chemicals put in it. Crown Lager is just Fosters in what we used to call the Hollywood Bottle. FACT. Great marketing idea though. Was the only way to get people to drink Fosters. Sucked in idiots. Melbourne Bitter is VB with a teaspoon of caramel in it to change the colour and VB has 37 chemicals in it. ANYTHING that comes from those cretins should be illegal to call it beer. Same as that bulls balls sweat Corona. OMG why do people drink that pus?@@MrSquigeon
@deldridg4 жыл бұрын
Never knew Merv was such a fine actor. ...and why is Google recommending this in 2020?
@matman81594 жыл бұрын
Cultural 🤷♂️
@willjelle79444 жыл бұрын
You dare question the mighty algorithm?
@deldridg4 жыл бұрын
@@willjelle7944 Indeed - I was wondering about that white van parked outside...
@OZDurden4 жыл бұрын
Seeya in another ten years i guess
@philiposborne9824 жыл бұрын
Probably showing why British men in their 30s are complete dotards... we watched this when we were kids. In the comedians defence. It is the single finest open prison on earth. Shame the women are frigid.
@origin84 жыл бұрын
Back in the days when Australia was fun
@ArchimedeanEye4 жыл бұрын
long gone mate, except for parts of Qld maybe
@origin84 жыл бұрын
@A smoking ChickenFish used to be a fair dinkum solid as down to earth laid back care free spirit about Australia - it was the lucky country - something to be both proud and envious of - things in general were cheap - beer was cheap, meat was cheap, consumer goods were cheap - less restrictions in general - now it's expensive, uptight, borderline edgy and unsure esp Victoria
@meagancody90244 жыл бұрын
@@clangboomsteam lol
@itookallthenames4 жыл бұрын
Yeah now Sydney is governed by noted leftists Morrison and Berejeklian
@bermudarailway4 жыл бұрын
First went to Sydney in 1991 wow ,what a party .Went back in 2006 , didn't recognise the place.
@aflutteroffeminineconfusio19864 жыл бұрын
Born and bred in Perth.Now everytime I say 'Perth' ill want to do it with a retching demeanor with an equally sozzled look on my face.( i probably wont but itll be hard to resist) Cheers 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹😂
@MrGamerman0018 жыл бұрын
As a professional alcoholic who enjoys steel reserve, I'd say this fellow was actually getting a bit of a buzz while doing this skit, haha.
@zacatecanjack4476 Жыл бұрын
@Slimy Hotdog kudos
@richardpetty60884 жыл бұрын
Love Gareth playing the drunk that barmaid gets around lol
@chrismckell53534 жыл бұрын
Used to enjoy Hale and Pace, first time seeing this skit bloody funny and I'm an Aussie incase you wondered.
@Drip51674 жыл бұрын
Used to? What is your comment even about mate
@tedcoach45164 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Australia 🇦🇺
@neiljones97874 жыл бұрын
gday mate
@alumeciwalsham91912 жыл бұрын
Brisbane women are well stacked is true LOL
@birdinio11112 жыл бұрын
I wasn't wondering and no gives a shit
@IsaacWale20043 жыл бұрын
They just don't make comedy like this anymore...
@alumeciwalsham91912 жыл бұрын
So true
@100reality22 жыл бұрын
They do but it's not shown on Australian tv we have too many soft cry baby people these days who would find this offensive.
@ffssheeple4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was my dad for a second ... He is this guy's twin and could have shown him around town 😂😂 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺
@lukeycc6713 жыл бұрын
christ that barmaid is fit
@sarcasmo574 жыл бұрын
Her and I would get it on.
@nicktubara4 жыл бұрын
Chicks like her don't exist now. In her place are skinnier less toned and very tatted up slappers with more botox than your average plastic bag.
@danieloliver45584 жыл бұрын
Some of those looks and smiles she gives him
@invisiblemaninvisibleman20974 жыл бұрын
Who cares what she looks like now???? Back then she was stunning....!! Some stupid unnecessary remarks.... Sad fuckers....just enjoy the clip ffs n admire the bird u miserable sad wankers
@andrewrobinson58374 жыл бұрын
Kimberly Davies....did a stint in Neighbours too.
@mog39811 жыл бұрын
My right ear enjoyed this!
@richardperry54002 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha!! 🤣 mine did too!!
@newmanmansell7602 жыл бұрын
HAAA! 😂👌
@polz84 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised if the inspiration for this character was Oliver Reed.
@danielwilliamson61802 жыл бұрын
Brilliant drunk acting by Gareth Hale.
@trefwoordpunk22252 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there was no acting required!!!
@duke_hugo4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. Merv had drank twice as many beers as him that day.
@colallison61524 жыл бұрын
The music cracks me up as well
@johndonga906712 жыл бұрын
I love Hale & Pace.
@TokyoJoe7036 жыл бұрын
It just makes me wanna have a cold beer watching this
@tonynardi23794 жыл бұрын
Funniest thing is that he would fit right in at a true country Aussie pub 😂 nothing like a bit of drunken banter! We’d probably be more than happy to give it right back 😁
@philiposborne9824 жыл бұрын
I remember waiting to cross a road in Melbourne and someone shouting at me "Fucking Pome!" Happy days. Felt so welcome. The only person I really got in woth was Maowri. She also knew Australians were just pretend Americans.
@pflaffik2 жыл бұрын
But you wouldnt have a pretty bartender at an Aussie pub.
@gospelofrye68815 ай бұрын
@@pflaffik City pub you 100% would, country pub it would be a roll of the dice.
@airzulu27334 жыл бұрын
He plays a brilliant drunk .
@anonb46327 жыл бұрын
This character's a cross between Keith Floyd, Alan Whicker and David Frost.
@metafis24906 жыл бұрын
with a dash of Jeremy Clarkson
@tsopmocful19584 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that he finally decided to drink from the tap.
@dclax774 жыл бұрын
Merv Hughes at the end lol
@jokidd40057 жыл бұрын
He makes a convincing drunk, huh?
@edinscot567895 жыл бұрын
"Method acting" 😉
@Kelly14UK4 жыл бұрын
@@edinscot56789 Bloody good acting when an actor can nail down being drunk, properly : )
@Kelly14UK4 жыл бұрын
Either in sobriety or inebriation. However, Richard E. Grant's Penrith Tea Rooms performance is particularly incredible as he's allergic to alcahol.
@micjubba7094 жыл бұрын
He probably was drunk in them days lol
@Tommyblueeyes4 жыл бұрын
@@Kelly14UK aint hard if uve had practice hehe
@russellbrown70289 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece.
@LeaCollingwoodMagpies2 жыл бұрын
Just gotta love these guys ....Bloody hilarious LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
@dnakatomiuk4 жыл бұрын
One thing in this world is I love the Aussies and there sense of humour and especially the camaraderie with the cricket and rugby
@thrusta1006 ай бұрын
“ Camaraderie “ ? Think that’s gone out the window, cricket especially...🤦♂️😂😂
@voxac30withstrat5 ай бұрын
Not what it used to be. You gotta get the pronouns right, gotta not upset the snowflakes and basically bend over and cop it from the indigenous. As for cricket, Id rather set fire to my ha9r than watch that astoundingly boring garbage.
@kerriemccoy16476 ай бұрын
Loved this show, miss the good old days.
@adrtho4 жыл бұрын
i love Hale and Pace, i'm sure they never get on TV in todays world
@YOUANDME5273 жыл бұрын
There in benidorm last season but not funny
@LittleladyG15 жыл бұрын
Amazing!!! Thanks for posting, have you got the rest of the programme?? Great to see this again!
@grumpyoldgit94983 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Thanks for the laughs, I had forgotten stuff like this...
@nealdempster84079 жыл бұрын
It also has some great pubs lol
@TheFunktipus14 жыл бұрын
That barmaid. Tidy. Wonder what she looks like now.
@Zacksleeps4 жыл бұрын
lol, I was just wondering that. Fucking hottie, back then, that's for sure!
@captainroger4 жыл бұрын
Long dead mate
@TheFunktipus14 жыл бұрын
@@captainroger if thats true its a damn shame.
@m.harris95124 жыл бұрын
captainroger she died?
@OswestryGrey4 жыл бұрын
Donna Gubbay. Still alive
@robertwhite96214 жыл бұрын
My right ear loved this
@elizabethtaylor93214 жыл бұрын
That barmaid gets around !
@pauldashwood28974 ай бұрын
Please come back hale n pace …there must be loads of sketches to create the state this country is in …enough for 10 series .
@Scotty-P7 ай бұрын
The spunk of a barmaid!
@Ivorbiggin4 жыл бұрын
That’s one hot barmaid
@gregfate12 жыл бұрын
instead of drinking he should be chatting up the hot barmaid lol!
@MrTheGuitarNerd4 жыл бұрын
I love comedy where I know what the joke is going to be 20 seconds in and it goes on and on with exactly what I expected.
@susanluster9301 Жыл бұрын
Hysterical & Hilarious! I love that kiss of death at the end. Love from Toronto. 🥰
@egyptology227 ай бұрын
That was from Merv Hughes. One of our biggest cricketers
@owenhickey70644 жыл бұрын
Shit, I haven't watched these guys in years. I forgot just how funny this show was.
@Grievous-4 жыл бұрын
They did a farewell tour of Australia about 5 years ago and were brilliant.
@More-Cowbell-SlideGuitar-Harp4 жыл бұрын
By 2:10 i had to get drunk myself to understand this fella. Btw Ricky Gervais stole this guy's laugh
@Kit_Bear11 жыл бұрын
"Australians wouldn't give a castlemaine XXXX for anything else!" To be honest I prefer it too.
@AUmarcus4 жыл бұрын
Cats piss....
@amp2794 жыл бұрын
@@AUmarcus Why do Queenslanders call it XXXX..? Because they can't spell beer - an oldie lol
@Fr0st198911 жыл бұрын
he's exactly like my uncle when drunk xD
@coreyjones7202 Жыл бұрын
Is this what Australia used to be. Wow
@goodshipkaraboudjan Жыл бұрын
Get out of the cities and it's not that far off this.
@Paul77ozee4 жыл бұрын
Merv Hughes at the end. With one of his kisses.
@ya000074 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Merv. I liked his bowling. Was he fast/medium?
@obviouslytwo4u4 жыл бұрын
Ironically Australian people are very kind.
@lewis8890 Жыл бұрын
Not so kind, i was walking down Elizabeth street 3 hours after arriving and got offered out 3 times in 5 minutes by 3 drunks. It was only 5 o'clock in the afternoon
@lewis8890 Жыл бұрын
They're a bunch of knobs
@jimmyriddle52467 ай бұрын
@@lewis8890probably poms on holiday
@Hordalending6 жыл бұрын
Best travelguide ever
@ComicBookGuy4204 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen Hale & Pace since i was a kid🤣
@ianclarke54044 жыл бұрын
Really good drunk acting
@stevensonDonnie4 жыл бұрын
The bartenders shirt and brand of beer are the only thing that changes.
@alanbstard43 жыл бұрын
we call them barmaids and barman, although there is a pc move on to call them bartenders Awful
@otravez39168 жыл бұрын
LOVE IT! Thanks!
@bradcoulter13167 ай бұрын
Ultra sore ribs from laughing thanks for the memories 👍
@ondrejsedlak49355 ай бұрын
As an Australian, I can confirm Perth is when sick resembles a city.
@jonnya42094 жыл бұрын
There's an authenticity to his p1ssheadedness
@jeankuldieu555112 жыл бұрын
In Paris, there are some superb Aussie pubs, where you can enjoy Foster's delights, and even more. Cheers!
@MrTheGuitarNerd4 жыл бұрын
Probably all shisha bars by now.
@TheBorgon12 жыл бұрын
my right ear enjoyed this
@_Aaron_G_4 жыл бұрын
Bruuuuuuh, he decked him with a kiss on the forehead!!!!! 😂
@brendanpage3369 Жыл бұрын
Merv Hughes!!
@larskaug15 жыл бұрын
love this scene :)
@carmenandthedevil28044 жыл бұрын
I liked the 100 metre sprint introduction as well.
@Andres33AU2 жыл бұрын
I like the attention to detail with each city's (more or less) signature beer in each of the pubs, haha.
@stevebrickshitta870 Жыл бұрын
Nah. Have you ever seen an Australian drink Fosters? It's a marketing cliche, but I never saw, or knew anyone to drink it. The sketch had zero cred when it started.
@red2lucas6 ай бұрын
English and Irish people when they go on holidays “sightseeing”
@01marky11 жыл бұрын
This is great banter
@OswestryGrey4 жыл бұрын
Barmaid is Donna Gubbay.
@topsyfulwell3 жыл бұрын
Lol. Memories...
@silversuit662 жыл бұрын
Southwark Premium. What a brew that was
@ZalMoxis Жыл бұрын
Sadly those Aussie days are gone.....
@nomadnomad95174 жыл бұрын
They do have draught beer as well down there.
@StuTheDon174 жыл бұрын
8534964 Our beer is alright. Some are good. Some are shit. Like most other places on earth. Agree with VB though. That is shite.
@Paul77ozee4 жыл бұрын
Haven’t seen this one. Seen the Spain one but not the Aussie one. I have to watch the DVD box set that l’ve had on my shelf for around 4 years.
@stephendines19364 жыл бұрын
Canned beer in a bar? That's not right surely.
@Kelly14UK4 жыл бұрын
Ex barman. Draught or bottles were class. Canned beer was a thing for last orders carry outs.
@glennllewellyn73694 жыл бұрын
Take it as it comes. Aussie.
@Kelly14UK4 жыл бұрын
@@glennllewellyn7369 Take it easy, baby, Take it as it comes. The Doors.
@fungus200094 жыл бұрын
Rick C. He was drinking canned beer to represent the beer from that city he was drinking in 👍🍺
@livingonadollar28824 жыл бұрын
Trust me You rather a can over the head than the back of a bottle .....And dont call me surely !
@billmago79916 ай бұрын
They were great...remember hale and pace sooo funny....and i drank from the jug in brisbane in the early 80s and didnt get bounced😂😂
@justingreaves67694 жыл бұрын
swan gold my first beer at 8.. noiiice
@3aw7715 жыл бұрын
Its been years since me since this one cheers
@lewisgreen16333 жыл бұрын
Big Merv - legend😂
@Georgiahulse5 жыл бұрын
Every time there is a cut scene to the different cities, you can hear a gunshot. There are at least 3 Hale and Pace episodes that take the mick out of Australia and I’m wondering if this is another.
@LittleladyG15 жыл бұрын
Fantastic! Thanks cant wait!! =)
@davemustaki1344 жыл бұрын
This is how Aussies drank at bars back then lol
@niuleni4 жыл бұрын
Sheep!! nothing to do with farming, it's a pastime 😂😂
@walkerd29974 жыл бұрын
Alekisanita Loloa What does he say? Is it sheep jivving? I couldn’t make out the verb lol.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24943 жыл бұрын
@@walkerd2997 Sheep dipping.
@craigedwards29402 жыл бұрын
He screwed up there, I think Gareth was referring to New Zealand.
@SirNilzey11 ай бұрын
@@walkerd2997 I think it's an extremely slurred "keeping". Makes sense.
@jimboBFC14 жыл бұрын
He's just blowing the froth off a couple
@SirBoycie6 ай бұрын
She's fit!
@tonmisty2 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@walkernick868 жыл бұрын
Even here in the UK, peope who really like their lager hate Fosters! Largers from Europe are much nicer!
@Jizzlewobbwtfcus5 жыл бұрын
I agree Fosters is like drinking water
@100reality24 жыл бұрын
No one drinks Foster's in Australia we drink VB, Carlton draught,xxxx,ect
@johnniethepom29054 жыл бұрын
The best beers and lagers are from Tasmania , Boags or Cascade . Its the water ! Personally Carona , Fosters or Victoria Bitter tastes like dishwater and I wouldn't drink it if it were free . Best Aussie beer ever ; Cascade First Harvest . $90 a carton .
@milowagon4 жыл бұрын
A generation of teenage Poms drank Fosters, due to the Barry McKenzie movie. Happy days !
@gutworm6864 жыл бұрын
Till This Day I think you’ll find all Guinness we drink is brewed in Dublin.
@LaLaLadi104 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣
@MartintheTinman6 ай бұрын
He's right with the open prison comment.
@1jackiea12 жыл бұрын
applause !!! good looking aussie women as well !!!
@domsmyth65796 жыл бұрын
I think she is a Swedish backpacker
@egyptology227 ай бұрын
It's unfortunate now that we can watch them and they don't make any money! I'd buy the whole DVD collection now if i could. And had something to play them on.