HALES OWN Kukri makes players QUIT

[@SpyDisguisedAsLettuce]

I refuse to believe this man doesn't have an "angry" aura. Getting a cheater accusation after killing a single scout with melee ONCE is insane. He breaks the lamp bulbs and people get angry near him. He's not human.

[@ChronoSquare]

Giuseppe is definitely making things happen, I would wager he can't be exorcised unless the priest performing it is fully Italian

[@allythefoxie]

he made a short video where he got kicked instantly from a server and had someone else in a party and they sounded almost exactly like him. fatmagic isnt human, he is a cryptid.

[@yourdemiseishere]

Lucky people do that. He gets really lucky and the unlucky sufferers of this game are his karmic toys. Count the times he hits people 1-2 times next to a hp pack or actively being healed.

[@cachalotreal]

i guess you can say..its fatmagic🤣🤣😂😂😆😁😀🙂😕🙁😔😭

[@DinIsSoCool12]

@@allythefoxie Where

[@tyrusing]

>Purposefully cripples himself by playing melee only >Doesn't even use a passive secondary >Still manages to cause multiple ragequits

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

He will never beat the cheating allegations

[@laf1993]

How does he do it?

[@tonyawwwno3364]

Holy fuck Void was so salty he missed every shot that he blames fatmagic through gaslight himself into thinking he was cheating lmao

[@Fatmagic]

pro gamer move

[@fartface192]

Tbh maybe Void was using cheats; no human can be that shit at the game, he had to be getting help

[@JsnVrhs46]

He moved and shot like he was only using a keyboard LMAO

[@tonyawwwno3364]

@@Fatmagic *sneezes 8 times* No way anyone gets THAT crazy of rng, much be cheating

[@Fatmagic]

@@tonyawwwno3364 with how much shit ppl make up about me, I wouldn't even be surprised haha

[@zeusthefox1585]

Every medic the moment the pull out a syringe gun immediately gains 200 pounds.

[@Fatmagic]

Scientifically accurate

[@zeusthefox1585]

@Fatmagic they may ask..."Why?" The answer is too "Large" for there feeble comprehension.

[@CharlieMagni]

They truly become large

[@Hellwaterva]

fatscience

[@jeymic9231]

12:31 bless you 12:33 bless you 12:35 bless you 12:37 bless you 12:38 bless you

[@doomnaybor]

We need more people like you lmao

[@NickelW]

you can't bless fatmagic

[@1un4cy]

I'm allergic to sneezes so when I sneeze it triggers more sneezes.

[@mediumgentium]

thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

[@ocaradasmaoladobokunohero]

Fatmagic sneeze compilation

[@skeleton_magic]

Chunky Caster: Melee crits a scout once Scout: "GUYS HES HACKING!"

[@lipschitzlyapunov]

The idiot didn't even deal a single hit point of damage from all 6 shots. The fact that something like that could even happen is insane. 😂 I know pubbers are trash, but this guy takes garbage to another level

[@wolfygirlowo]

most diabolical name ive heard in a while

[@hurdurrhurr]

It's drugs this year , the congestion is from drugs

[@weabowoshi]

cokemagic 😔

[@xcloudx01alt]

antihistamines

[@Wulabaloo]

Crackmagic

[@mediding7001]

Fatmarijuana

[@ImExcalibastard]

Cocanium allergy

[@Diddlyy]

Love that demo seeing you sneaking behind the team and going "what a silly little guy i wonder what hes up to" as he just follows you around

[@grimtygranule5125]

People when freindlies dont kill fatmagic: "aww he's precious!" People when freindlies body block their rockets and call out invis spies: "THEy'RE URUINING THE GAME"

[@th1v5]

@@grimtygranule5125 theres a difference between sitting there and actively annoying your team, albeit neither are very helpful, at least one still allows your teammates to do what they want.

[@junpei8880]

he sounds like he's about to sneeze CONSTANTLY, must be springtime

[@totallynothyper964]

12:31

[@junpei8880]

he's on his deathbead 😢😢 ​@@totallynothyper964

[@gilbertfry5539]

>obese wizard enters lobby >kuks entire enemy team >refuses to elaborate >eaves

[@luisfernandosilvaquintero]

1:24 how tf did that guy missed ALL of his 6 shots at point blank? the fact that it even happened is just insane 💀

[@falcoatilla3620]

i was crying my ass off, literally just went to the comment section right after seeing that

[@Plurmple_]

and then proceeds to hackusate

[@fantastikboom1094]

Yesterday I was attacked by a spy and after failing to backstab he proceeded to miss 5 shots on me, while I was standing still, just watching him...

[@lipschitzlyapunov]

I don't even think I've missed all 6 of my shots even when I first installed the game 😂 like you gotta be purposefully missing your shots if you can't even deal 1 damage 🤣🤣

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

i'll give you that, being THAT bad requires some skill

[@Pudding404]

"Why does it work?" Give an angry man an angry machete and you tell me? This man makes people drop their pancakes butter side down, he just has that aura.

[@JonzaGoodGuy]

12:50 Australian soldier performing guerilla warfare tactics by hiding up a tree with their trusty bloodstained kukri blade hearing the sounds of war up close and succumbing to the vietcong... this is so sad

[@FrogInShorts]

13:30 love how the cut after the tunnel visioned soldier shows in the kill feed that, yes, fat could not resist trying to melee the pocketed soldier.

[@firechaos70]

I don't know what's better: the random crit for Hale's own, or the Medic chasing you to the ends of the earth.

[@zeeedonk]

the 2 minute medic chase is peak entertainment

[@OctoLemon06]

The engineers knew they had to defend 2 points behind with their sentries after realizing fatmagic got hale’s own on his kukri

[@HuntersonWolf]

2:00 There’s NO way you got hackusated as melee sniper. I’m legit baffled!

[@DocThenotable]

I dont know how you can get accused of using melee as sniper. people are just braindead thats what i hate about some casual players they cant tell whos cheating or bot even if its so obvious like omy fucking god are the😡y stupid?

[@Halevolt]

I think it's because if you're lucky enough to get close to a bot they will instantly delete you with a crithack melee

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

There are melee bots, we had a guy who was a scout melee bot and he would just go for people non-stop, running forward meleeing on 2fort. At first we thought he was very dedicated but then we realised it was a bot. We asked if he was a real person in VC and said nothing. So we kicked him,

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

the first swing was a normal hit too

[@somefries3101]

lmao that guy's the same scout that couldn't land shots on a freaking sniper running towards them with a kukri, what a loser.

[@JoeyCheerio]

The number of sneezes directly correlates to the numbers of crits you get. It's mathematically true

[@posterive]

funny man spotted

[@DerpyEinstein]

Dude, the chicks just saw you ranked up your strange in chat man. You're scaring the chicks off dude. You're scaring them off.

[@ratfarmer1]

the beautiful babes are leaving dude

[@fewpie238]

If you were wondering how to make a baked potato Heat oven to 450°F. Yep, you read the temperature right. The oven needs to be extra hot, so that the potato skins will crisp up quickly. Prepare your baking sheet. If you happen to own a wire cooling rack, I highly recommend placing one on top of a baking sheet, so that the potatoes can cook evenly on all sides. Or if you don’t own a wire rack, you can either place the potatoes directly on the oven racks (with a baking sheet below, to catch any drips) or you can just bake the potatoes on a foil-lined (or parchment-lined, at your own risk) baking sheet. Poke your potato all over with a fork. Because no one wants to deal with exploding potatoes. ;) First bake. My best advice for how long to bake a potato - in two rounds! For the first round, bake for about 25 minutes, until the skin starts to feel dry and slightly wrinkly. Brush the potato with melted butter (or oil). Next, carefully remove the potato from the oven. Use a pastry brush to brush the potato with melted butter (or oil) evenly on all sides. Sprinkle the potato with a generous pinch of Kosher salt. (I like mine fairly coarse so that you get a bit of a crunch.) Then place the potato back on the baking sheet, opposite side up, so that the potato can cook evenly on both sides. Second bake. Bake for an additional 20 minutes. Then very carefully, use an oven mitt to squeeze the potato (it will be hot) to check for doneness. If the insides are nice and soft and give under pressure, remove the potato from the oven. Otherwise, continue cooking in 5-minute increments until the potato is ready to go. Cooking time will vary depending on the size of the potatoes, but on average, they typically take 45-55 minutes to cook. Cut, squeeze, fluff, season and serve! Finally, slice the potato open lengthwise with a paring knife, give it a good squeeze to open it up, fluff the insides with a fork, add your favorite seasonings or toppings. Then a perfectly crispy-on-the-outside, soft-and-fluffy-on-the-inside, and oh-so-delicious baked potato will now be yours to enjoy!

[@dacousinscousin]

Thanks,but no thanks

[@ChronoSquare]

But why

[@solarizexhc]

holy based

[@Im_Thresher]

What?

[@irregularassassin6380]

Is potato.

[@askiiart]

hiiiiii I'm here! i was the hybrid medic around 10:20. that match was so fun, it's my favorite match of tf2 ever. tbh I thought you were some f2p going around and killing people with your kukri, I didn't even notice that it was nearly hale's own lmao also, i'm proud to announce that my strange blutsauger now also has a professional killstreak! i'd get an australium one, but i'm not spending $20 on that, at least not right now (I was also the Pyro at around 11:30, 11:55, and maybe some other places I didn't notice. I actually got sent this when it was released but forgot to comment lol)

[@pelonmorales4031]

0:53 hey I’m in the video. Was fun playing that round with you. And a bit funny that I got killed by you instead of that spy you were chasing,(5:11) ha. Love your videos and Keep up the great work.

[@fearlesswee5036]

Obesewizard commits manslaughter but a single time on the Reconnaissance class and gets accused of illegitimate tactics, so very melancholy

[@andriitymoshenko6962]

0:49 - London

[@muru_7922]

1:23 misses 6 shots in a row, then later, 2:00 "Hey dude, its not okay to use cheats even if you are with you are using only your melee 😡😡"

[@lipschitzlyapunov]

Quite possibly the worst player in TF2 history to not deal a single hit point of damage 😂

[@gabriel_linf]

I like to think of Fatmagic as the "Bob Ross of TF2"; calm commentary over the craziest TF2 gameplay you've seen.

[@aikebakes590]

holy shit dude your name checks out i was in a hightower server like last month and this guy with your name in this video kept killing me so i was all like 'stop smelling me' lol thought it was you

[@Fatmagic]

I can vaguely recall this interaction between us haha

[@dealwithit5460]

​@@Fatmagic Real fatmagic interaction?!?!

[@amparon746]

23:40 you've become the friendly

[@FaultyTwo]

FatMagic Lv.98 Sniper Wizard Passive: The Anger of Boss Baby - When an enemy is killed, apply 5% chance of instant ragequit. Dr. Large's Blessing - Increase the overall stats by 5% for every angered enemies he caused. Giuseppe Command - Increase the random critical chance by 50%.

[@7chanconn7]

1:23 Can we get an F in the chat for the scout this missed 6 shots then died to a crit

[@totallynothyper964]

Then proceeds to hackusate, heck no lol

[@saviorbob]

It's truly amazing how fatmagic can both be a skilled sniper sneaking about and then 11:20 happens

[@ok.8363]

i read the title as "hales own kukri player makes out" lol

[@Fatmagic]

next level title

[@ultimate8125]

Please Mr. Magic, do it jiggle?

[@ultimate8125]

ppreciate all of yall that also wanna know

[@Jerry-ej9hn]

I too wonder, if it jiggles

[@tauassilvano]

>runs away from min >encounters level 2 absolute cinema

[@Super121830]

Main story: Melee sniper Side plot: Zenerath's character arc

[@smorphous8928]

1:25 Ayo that scout missed every shot when you’re right in front of him 😂

[@totallynothyper964]

Then hackusates him at 2:00 lmao

[@joinkusbelinkiusthethird]

Can we as fatmagic viewers be collectively known as "Fat Acolytes" or perhaps "Acolytes of Fat"

[@ChronoSquare]

Fatcolytes?

[@BarakuBamu]

19:26 goofy chase scene beginns!

[@Birbman]

1:23 Did my man just wiff all his shots point blank?

[@mywither7878]

Obligatory "Why does the Fatmagic sound depressed? Is he okay?" Best of luck with the rats this season.

[@Duothimir]

Why does the Obese Wizard have depression? Is he stupid?

[@FrogInShorts]

Teleporter going up. "no it's not"

[@luinhogames9745]

There was a time that I camp in a building with health pack, I was doing the usual sniper gameplay, then enemies start appearing, on that moment my inner fatmagic woke up with angy pumping on my blood, I took my kukri out and killed 1 scout, 1 demoknight, 1 hybridknight, 2 soldiers, 2 spies and 1 sniper. After that massacre, the enemy team just pushed forggetting i was still there lol

[@lostforwar5619]

RIP fatmagic, it's so sad he has left us, may he fly high. best of wishes to his gf, who faithfully uploads his scrapped videos to continue his legacy may he snipe us from heaven ❤❤❤

[@eric97909]

21:10 That was perfect, couldn’t have been any better

[@internetamenhotep]

6:48 we don't appreciate spies who come just in the nick of time to save us enough

[@AgentMulder120]

19:24 love that chase you had with the medic, there was something very flirty about it hahahsshs

[@clayman2314]

Fatmagic: you ARE depressed.

[@GenetMJF]

That Medic chaise ending to a crit was so funny. Got fricking shanked from the shadows. Got London treatment

[@Poopeater20]

1:23 that scout is simply built different

[@jeremy7157]

HOW

[@moonlightning8269]

That scout continued to call fat a hacker

[@Slackernt]

*Scout misses EVERY SHOT and runs into wall, gets killed by a sniper running at him in a straight line* *gets mad and calls him a cheater + "kys"* that might just be the worst player I've ever seen

[@Flotsam_]

my favorite part of the moment at abt 23:40 is that in the killcam(23:45 ish) you can see a red spy in the background on his way to kill them all

[@Focalmass]

I had no clue the stock melee weapon for sniper had a hidden stat that made people rage quit on kill

[@BR_Reconz]

From 8:10 to 8:40 there's some music playing while Supple Sorcerer is in the hallway. Is it from a Metal Gear game to go along with the "!" ?

[@unfrogettable9495]

It's the Plant Sneaking Theme from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

[@BR_Reconz]

@@unfrogettable9495 Thank you!

[@samdaman2939]

This is literally post-hibernation Fatmagic

[@nachito.u]

now that its hales own it requires more brain to kill the enemies

[@whayamean308]

My first thought was that you sounded like you were an older youtuber trying to imitate their younger selves enthusiam but had their older voice travel to the imitation in the form of how gravelly it sounded

[@kiwi_savetf2]

Omg fatmagic is playing sny From the 2013 sfm "spyper and sny"

[@LegendaryLawnCare89]

@Fatmagic That medic that was following you around the map was priceless. Thanks for the video mate!

[@marhunter1698]

9:28 Fatmagic warcry

[@Breesettingssettings]

13:09 Vietnam Sniper Be like:

[@standoidontwantalastname6500]

why did Void take like 60 seconds after being killed to start frothing at the mouth strange behavior

[@guy4036]

12:31 beautiful. New hit sound?

[@kylelord_8573]

The kill to get Hale’s Own being a random crit is just poetic

[@myself-moons]

It's rare to see fatmagic with friendlies but it's always gold

[@kartoar8386]

That Scout lol 1:20.

[@marooniballooni03759]

wow, that first scout was so bad with that shotgun. 🤣

[@ImperfectAce]

The congestion must be due to the old killsound. That EURGH had to bring some phlegm up at some point.

[@AliceMargaret7]

This has been real Fascinating to watch... It's so botched and at times awkward, it's actually interesting and it's giving me backroom vibes. How'd you get in there?

[@aben5998]

21:00 Peak TF2 content

[@thatweirdojohn1450]

The aura of this man to trick enemies into being friends and follow him into elaborate goose chases is bewildering

[@lucarioking7980]

You're telling me this same scout at 2:00 is calling him out for cheating after missing SIX SHOT POINT BLANK 1:23 Void shouldn't be playing this game

[@yourlocalcyborg]

1:52 As someone who stumbled upon your channel randomly, (I don't play tf2 anymore) your allergies makes you sound like a prepubescent child. 10/10 content tho, worthy of a sub

[@aerial_noclip]

1:22 this scout missed every single shot and then typed this shit 1:57

[@TeddyCream0]

What pisses me off is that HE MISSED EVERY SHOT ON YOU. that legit would've been the easiest scout kill but no. He decided to create boogeymen to save his pride instead of just admitting he sucks at aiming.

[@greencumulonlover6988]

no views 18 seconds fatmagic is finally famous

[@ids.]

bro is fr poppin off

[@VitalikZ-yz5qw]

I firstly heard about you from Vorobey, decided to watch you and OH GOD I'LL NEVER REGRET THAT DECISION, awesome content mate!

[@StuffyMc]

Being chased by a medic for nearly two minutes only to random crit him was so perfect

[@IETass]

"I can smell you" Buddy you couldnt smell a thing

[@unluckycatfish6866]

Void went from :3 to >:c real quick

[@mannman4362]

I wanna see a vid where fat plays spy, sneaks behind enemy lines, and then decloaks in front of the engineer just to steal his metal, then repeat

[@Neitheradentist]

12:41 yoo i think i know that lord horizon guy

[@bluejjay]

Reason why Fatmagic's least played class is Spy: he already spies around as the Sniper

[@LoonLoyalty]

This video was honestly entertaining and funny, kept me up watching and laughing LOL

[@eltiolavara9]

that one guy that missed 6 point blank shots in a row is how it feels like to use the force a nature

[@barnacled]

15:22 me when i see that we have wine

[@marshkipgaming1754]

I love how there's a feud going on in the game chat between 2-3 other people while you're doing this.

[@Rupture_Farms_1997]

3:02 Plot twist: FatMagic’s Kukri is secretly GabeN’s Ban Hammer

[@OverweightSorcery]

Fatmagic be like: "If it's wine, It's mine"

[@HPPrintervx4p5q]

DepressedMagic returns with crippling class dysmorphia

[@derps8690]

this was a good video to enjoy mcdonalds too, now if you'll excuse me i must squeeze the lemon

[@valetc6479]

When you said "Hello everybody" you said it in such a Markiplier way I thought you actually we're going to say "My name is fatmagic and welcome back to five nights at freddy's"

[@FrogInShorts]

Getting a hales own not only with a crit but on a cloaked spy feels doubly fitting for the channel. Really need some french music now

[@clonezy7800]

8:09 wait, that's from Spelunky isn't it?

[@bradleysample4164]

You created a new unusual tracker *Players that quit after dying once*

[@ronanclark2129]

17:13 classic Valve water moment

[@Zudexa]

That medic chase though bruh 💀

[@Hornsifter]

well, I remember faintly of one time when I was sniping on turbine some years ago. Was switching between the kukri and the pan as my melee. Enyway, so the other team had like 4 or 5 spys that was targeting me and two other sniper alot. So I was out for blood and quite mad at that point after dying 10 times in just one round. I crancked up my volym so I could hear the decloak and footsteps better and when ever one of the spys decloaked, I turned around with the pure energy of "fuck around, find out" and gaben then blessed me with 6 crit swings! 2 scouts, 2 spies, 1 heavy, missed my last two swings and then I died to a pyro. Laughted like a madman. I think that how it went, I could be wrong though

[@ch1ppychipp]

(16:33) There's always a bigger fish (or sentry).

[@dkpolice2010]

Thank you morbidus obesus for using the kukri sniper