Half in the Bag Episode 11: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

[@Maxisamo1]

"Yeah Optimus Prime executes him" "He doesn't redeem himself?" "No, he actually begs for mercy and Optimus Prime shoots him in the face"

[@finscontingencyplan7005]

One of the funniest lines from the show at all.

[@daussiedude1848]

3:40

[@Maxisamo1]

@@TrueNubinator I'm quoting the video

[@FutureNaught]

"I'll kill you all!" - famous superhero, Optimus Prime

[@Blackrain7070]

I know this comment is 4 years old but didnt they say that robot was also leonard nimoy

[@BurnzyBurninator]

Jay: "I recommend this movie, but only the half of it that I haven't seen."

[@CRP7000]

Lol

[@xtzyshuadog]

6:26 *John Turturro... is in a wheelchair? What did he get hurt in the first half? No, wha?*

[@jaykova100]

They did something really pretty interesting here. The fact that a character can be in the first half of a film and disappear for the second is something you might not notice unless you only saw one or the other.

[@milosnik747]

Praise the Sun!

[@xtzyshuadog]

5:39 *JOHN MALKOVICH*

[@LI-rt3ii]

I would argue that this is the only case where you have no chance of noticing. This movie was made for their experiment.

[@thesensiblesocialist]

Mike explaining the spirit of movies and then pile driving his face into a table full of empty beer bottles is the essence of this channel.

[@superfreegoat]

they should do all of their videos like this it's so entertaining watching them try and piece the plot together for some reason

[@fullonion2474]

superfreegoat drunk? I agree.

[@mickyblue011]

I watched the entire movie and I had trouble piecing together the plot.

[@fullonion2474]

awe, they deleted my freakin' post. All i said was that they should do more episodes like this episode....Drunk. It's hilarious.

[@shae1102]

the citizen kane of movie reviews, truly art.

[@and8091]

@@TheBl0rp Citizen Kane is rated.

[@bradydavis4666]

@@TheBl0rp Ugh.. please. Stop being the person that says something is overrated if you can't get into why that is. It sounds very ignorant.

[@BurgerWShack]

​@@and8091 yes, it is, as all films are, rated.

[@ElizabethThompson-tj7qw]

But is there gratuitous licking of anything? I only respect opinions of people licking things

[@pineapplesauce4823]

its crazy that rlm is really consistent. These videos feel the same as the new ones but not in a bad way and i feel like that a great thing to see. the only bad thing about the older videos is jays beard

[@d3l3tes00n]

Jay's beard was borderline experimental.

[@Rastek19]

Jay does look older

[@MonsieurBig]

Making things consistent is critical. Movie buffs know this

[@welcomestranger]

Yeah, this is over 10 years old and the only major difference to a modern release is the quality of the cameras and key lighting. They were really well done and stuck with their format.

[@joelsmith5938]

'cuz I don't like things that are diff'rent...

[@Sasha7N]

"How much worse can it possibly get" *ten years later* 😞

[@ferrumcivis]

Doing an archive binge and Jack has hair. Help I need an adult.

[@kevl17]

+ferrumcivis Barely

[@HawooAwoo]

"This strange creature with hair has an oddly familiar voice"

[@daiselol]

I am an adult.

[@wearealreadydeadfam8214]

"Has hair." Yeah in the same way George Castenza has hair. He looks a lot less douchey with a crown. He should ditch the Mr.Clean look.

[@jaisonbarlow9205]

I need the adult now.

[@Koziolrh]

that ending scene is a comedy milestone

[@derrickbangle4353]

Koziolrh It should be released on Blu-ray

[@gebeme11]

+Derrick Bangle It's the first good reason to buy a 4K TV.

[@wertor666]

+gebeme11 It's gonna be great.

[@ALEXANDER1318]

+wertor666 And we don't even want to diminish the effect of it.

[@AaronAaron247]

+wertor666 that's gonna be great

[@themiraculous0447]

15:49 watching this 7 years later and laughing my ass off thinking "jfc, they couldn't even fathom how bad it could get"

[@ddevineisofine]

"a joke that's been used so much it becomes childish" *Cut to colostomy bag puking scene*

[@atlas1]

The ending is one of the best things i've seen in my entire life.

[@kingdavey90]

I'm in tears! I laughed so much

[@dirtypure2023]

Yes. Did you know the colostomy bag broke onto pictures of Kevin Smith? Classic.

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

@@dirtypure2023 wow. The fkin details you miss until you re watch the episode 20 times. Gotta love rlm

[@booyeah6459]

It wasn't juvenile, long or drawn out at all. Nope. They wouldnt do that.

[@kingdavey90]

Watch through episode 30, they do extended crazy things a few times, and it is great 👍 😀

[@RJreviews]

21:53 - from this point to the end is one of the best HITB sequence you'll ever witness.

[@MetallicOpeth]

RJ reviews his walk towards the front door is fucking priceless, Mike is too amazing. these guys are incredible

[@RJreviews]

***** agreed. And Jay's "What the fuck?!" felt so sincere.)

[@tr11251]

RJ reviews It was more entertaining than all Michael Bay's movies combined

[@RJreviews]

tr11251 not like it's too hard to achieve, but yes.

[@VanBradford]

RJ reviews But the setup starts at 20:47 already... You're missing half of the joke...

[@satanas1729]

fitting ending for a transformers review

[@nycheeseburger1011]

Laughed my ass off at Mike: "OK you can stop knocking now!" Jack:"I...I only knocked once" Jay: "WTF!?"

[@LosBerkos]

NY Cheeseburger Whoa, that was Jack?! Amazing!

[@CRP7000]

Am I seeing double

[@TheRetroRenegade]

Watching these two men try to piece together a film that they each saw half of separately is more entertaining than all of the computer explosions in the movie itself!

[@zak7an2]

watching 3 Transformers movies at the same time was the only logical next step from this

[@thedeathberry6709]

I watched this movie when it came out in theaters and i have literally no recollection of anything these guys are talking about; i think i actually purged this movie from my mind.

[@HILTSWALTAI]

theDeathBerry same here! The only reason why I remember seeing this movie at all was because during the movie I remember asking myself "what happened to Megan Fox?" Thats literally it.

[@fma6399]

i asked myself the same (about megan fox) and it is your comment that reminded me of this and now i realize that i must have been seeing this movie, too! wow...

[@BLY99]

How the fuck can you forget about Optimus prime executing those fuckers, i haven't even seen the movie and i remember it.

[@kingbolterz]

Ditto!!!! This was the last transformers movie I saw in the cinema and I don’t recall half of the clips

[@WardenKaz]

The reason you forgot about it is because the movie gave you no reason to care about it. Therefore your mind pushed it into irrelevancy

[@RiftAtom]

“How much worse can it possibly get?” Oh Mike, you have no idea

[@bobdobbs420]

I had to stop it before it actually ended because the laughter was starting to physically hurt me.

[@everettvonscott]

Dragged it out.

[@carnifex2005]

Heh. Me too. Just going through their old reviews and that ending is the best.

[@АлексейСизёмин]

@Radio Free Merctown you say they might have come too great in a few places?

[@zazzoa]

Best ending sequence 2015

[@007storyoftheyear]

*2011

[@chrisazzano2464]

Hvan a ueuueyryy r yyeyy r y utter yyeyyyy

[@Cloud_Stratus]

***** Glad they didn't drag it out.

[@Jonassoe]

+Cloud Stratus It's less revolting than the ending to Return of the King.

[@RagamuffinGunner13]

+zazzoa Mike: "I may have gone too far in a few places."

[@cartervision274]

That ending scene is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on youtube, I will forver be haunted

[@TheRadRoom]

Omg when Jay opens the box, spews in it, then seals it, I grow a bit happier in my soul.

[@Alecmiester]

"It'll take a turn at some point" >Paul Blart Cop Maul 2 >Transgoobers 5 WHEN WILL IT TURN JAY? WHEN

[@JackWolf10]

No its "Paul Blart Mall Blarp"

[@steverogers9983]

Never.

[@dracocrusher]

Blade Runner's sequel was amazing. Too bad nobody went to see that movie because it was an under-advertised film about something most teens aren't familiar with....

[@zetetick395]

When it *does* turn, no one will notice - the whole audience will be too busy Tweeting. O___O

[@johncarter7264]

2020 calling. We're still waiting.

[@QuinnPrezz]

Mike sounds so frustrated, “There were two ships?!?” Hahah

[@finscontingencyplan7005]

I’ve been watching this review for years and thought I was immune, but the on-screen ‘fagshenanigans’ text got me after all.

[@Dunted]

My stomach hurts and there are tears streaming down my face. Comedy gold.

[@owangejewice]

Rich: Hey, did you both do your jobs and watch the whole movie together? Jay and Mike: Nah, we each have... Half in the bag.

[@kreatona4219]

*Linkin Park "What I've Done" starts playing*

[@odidlov]

It wasn't until the end segment of this video that I realized how inconvenient it is to have a broken rib. The funny. It hurts.

[@thestalkinghead]

what i take from this film is a huge giant american robot punching a dinosaur robot from a different culture in the face repeatedly telling him to accept freedom, and when the dinosaur finally gives up, the american robot rides the dinosaur into battle.

[@Axterix13]

That's the next one. Yeah, sadly they made more... #5 soon :(

[@thestalkinghead]

Axterix13 at some point they all just became the same film

[@grantmorgan5180]

thestalkinghead Wrong movie I think. I dunno, who cares.

[@CruelestChris]

A really strained, stupid reading that associates foreign people with dinosaurs.

[@thestalkinghead]

CruelestChris i think you are reading to much into it

[@0axel078]

SOMETIMES, OUR ALLIES TURN AGAINST US.

[@MustafaTurgutDenizer]

BUT WE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE TO PROTECT YOU Michael Bay

[@stefl3431]

All i can think of is that they had to clean up the studio after that. I'd say it was worth it.

[@JonathanPohlner]

I kind of want to see more where Mike starts the first half of a movie and Jay tries to piece together the pieces from the second half to explain to him how it ended.

[@shanemczane6725]

Thank you RLM, sincerely, for doing this. I need your schadenfreude and more to get over the wasted hours I had on this movie and the previous one. I have never been so angry at a movie before and seeing it get torn apart makes me all tingly inside.

[@cosmicowl2372]

I was drinking while watching the part about Annie Hall and it took all my will power not to choke with laughter

[@johndonahue8293]

The amount of satire at the end of this is so damn beautiful

[@thomr902]

This ending may be the best thing on the internet.

[@SammySloMo]

That ending is a work of art!

[@cattleprodding]

Having started from Episode 1 of Half in the Bag (with prior newer episodes watched before doing this), six minutes in and this is already my top favorite episodes.

[@fistofthesnortstar]

"close the fucking door" before cameron mitchell came up with it. SOMEONE IS A FRAUD !!!

[@erickortiz8358]

The last 5 minutes of this video are literally the best thing ever made by a human

[@h8myname813]

I've watched all the Plinkett Reviews,All the Best of,Wheel of, Pinketto and this Was Brilliant. I Really appreciate what you do

[@Andyilmatto]

The last sequence was more entertaining than the whole Transformers movie series. And I was eating while watching it, so that says a lot.

[@mrcat3493]

“Autobot Land” coming soon to Disney World. Lol

[@YVray]

"Due to the film's OBNOXIOUS running time of two and a half hours..." Ah, the good old days where romcoms and superhero movies didn't habitually push 3 hours.

[@nela04]

the ending represent all transformers movies put together :)

[@haze4828]

"No it's just Dark Side Of The Moon, it's by Led Zeppelin" Somewhere in Wisconsin, Josh lets out a pained hipster wail.

[@GatorDunnAZ]

Who?

[@trtx84]

Wait wait how did I go all this time not seeing this particular HitB. Taking a split shift on this was brilliant and watching them realize just how much their respective halves of the movie didn't matter in the context of one another was incredible.

[@nickdirienzo2849]

Whatever Rich is eating looks really good. I also liked how Mike had a big turd fall out of his mouth!

[@DeanKop]

One of the best ending to "Half In The Bag" ever! J&Mike are great. RLM

[@BlackCriticGuy]

The ending is a MASTERPIECE!

[@ElyParrot]

I wish you guys would do this again. This was funny as hell.

[@BennedDover]

Cleaning that set up must be a huge pain in the ass

[@sootmancer9851]

a shitty job for certain

[@tStevester83]

23:47 Mike projectile vomiting is the most hysterical thing i've ever seen

[@Eddiespice509]

The best line had to be Mikes, "Hey Dickbag! You wanna close the fucking door?!?". I cracks me up all the time!

[@gyromurphy]

This is one of the most underrated episodes ever made.

[@cgvapors963]

How did this not get the most views of any half in the bag episode???? The ending was the funniest scene I've ever watched.

[@IDKeffect82]

THAT ENDING WAS GREAT!!! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. I LOVE HOW THAT SAY DRAGGING STUFF OUT IS CRAP, AND THEY JUST DID IT, LOL. AMAZING.

[@fdsdh1]

that ending... it was so dense

[@GaryLabusch]

I loved the ending, especially the used colostomy bag scene. Because I used to have one. It was fantastic!!

[@clevername333]

So a Michael bay movie is akin to vomit and shit all over the screen? Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

[@Space_Gaucho]

So glad this isn't in HD

[@KnarfMetmohn]

Hello there, this is my first round of watching the hitb playlist in correct order.

[@ScienceWinsEveryTime]

Best ending since Revenge of the Sith.

[@brucelombardo]

ScienceWinsEveryTime nooooooooooooooooooo!

[@АлексейСизёмин]

@@brucelombardo should be in all caps.

[@bainst]

You guys really should have done all of your reviews this way. They've all been entertaining, but when you're trying to explain each half of the movie to each other, it's pure gold!

[@Ghost-rb5tg]

16:03 "How much worse can it possibly get?" Wow nine years ago sure was an innocent era. 😐

[@Goshdarnet]

Catching up with HITB -- I'm watching this while my kids are watching Transformers: Rescue Bots in the other room, which is a vastly superior telling of the Transformers saga than any of these films ever dreamt of being.

[@zarreff]

"Use the Force, Harry" -Gandalf

[@nicolascoursbarracq]

I actually feel ashamed of myself for laughing so hard at that ending skit :D

[@wyndonpendergraft]

Words I never expected to hear in my life: "Megatron beats up Leonard Nimoy."

[@gobisGalaxy_star]

It's amazing how much better the video and audio quality has improved over the years.

[@babyBELUGAr]

You guys should do more shitty movies like this, with each of you only seeing half of it, and comparing notes afterwards. It's really entertaining seeing you guys try to piece the already dumb bullshit back together

[@robschulz]

I'll have to agree with that; they both seemed to enjoy (or at least be more open to enjoying) it by only enduring half of it. And the suprise that accompanied Leonard Nimoy's Redemption and the headshaking that followed was pretty funny, haha.

[@mikeharris6429]

You don't stop bullys by ignoring them. You stop bullys by having their parents killed and then grinding the bodies up and serving them as chilli to the bully.

[@all_time_Jelly_Fish]

Jay recommend the half of the movie he didn't watch!

[@godofspacetime333]

Apparently everything happened in the 40 seconds that Mike and Jay were switching off.

[@johnstriker480]

Hard to imagine the original video is now 10 YEARS OLD! xD

[@Destroyahweapon]

Cartmen gets a million dollars and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies, there is no god

[@reek4062]

Cartman deserved that million, but the rest is valid

[@graytlo]

This concept is so brilliant, I have to try this with a friend of mine

[@mrs_plinkett]

I think this could be interesting for a movie that is probably pretty bad but you've been curious to check it out anyways lol

[@sjoerddondersteen1337]

12:36 Best line delivery I've ever heard.

[@msplendor]

He mentions 12 year old kids in the audience. Those kids are more than likely legal drinking age now.

[@edwardstradinger4592]

cinema history in the making with that outro.

[@MarkRadulich]

Cinema isn't dead, it's just that hardly anyone watches the kind of movies that we love from the 70's. Franchise schlock makes money.

[@AmazingSandMBunny]

Oh my goodness. That ending. I can't believe it.

[@BrotherJosephus]

I would pay to watch "Transformers: Annie Hall".

[@DREAMLANDSLEEEPLSO]

I laughed so much to the end I almost puked

[@bryanmaynard151]

Did not expect Mike to faceplant i to the poopie. They ziggad when i thought they would Zag. Ouscar worthy

[@FranticFoxBass]

"Dark Side of the Moon is an album by Led Zeppelin". I still know that this is a joke and it still drives me insane years later. Good Job.

[@sweetandsaltyminx7310]

I'm. Pretty sure I saw this movie in theaters with my Dad. I was 15 or 16 at the time. We both hated it so much. I remember little to nothing about this movie now. It feels like a fever dream.

[@LANeverSleeps]

Thank you Mike for your defense of storytelling.

[@gabrieltsiry]

I just noticed Mike is genuinely drunk in this one.

[@dirtypure2023]

It's hilarious that Google is trying to get me to "BUY OR RENT" Transformers with their embedded ad under the video.

[@jandorf1989]

I had a colostomy bag for a few years, this brings me back to those good old days...

[@josejalaeno73]

I lost it at Mike’s Optimus Prime impression

[@stefanmohr806]

That ending scene was better than the ending to Transformers 2

[@Gorgondantess]

21:07 : "...taking one concept, or a joke, and doing it so much... to where it becomes pointless or self indulgent." Holy shit did they just watch this before making their Last Knight review because that's uncanny.

[@vaultrant2499]

Harvey Weinstein Ejaculated On Me They're making a joke inside a joke Yeah, it was okay? At first but CAN YOU PLEASE STOP

[@Balgus4]

"How worse can it get" the dynamic duo asked themselves, a question that would remain very relevant to this very day, in the distant futur...

[@BlackStar250874]

Oh boy that ending.. was fantastic!

[@afsces]

I saw this movie on my friends birthday with a few others, I was the only one on acid though. It was literally just flashy visuals, so that's probably why I'm the only one that had fun watching it. or maybe it was one of the other transformer sequels, they're all basically the same.

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

17:30 awww way back when Mike still had hope in cinema