Half Life 1 but the Resonance Cascade never happens

[@brandonplayswastaken]

For those asking what mod this is: It is on the workshop under “Black Mesa pre disaster”

[@CAPDude44]

I love how it's just Gordon being a complete menace

[@Finrayy]

I don't know if I could describe turning two innocent civilians into a red paste as only being "a menace"

[@5tonsofoil]

@@Finrayybot

[@sixtysource]

@@5tonsofoilwhat

[@SturgGaeming]

​@@5tonsofoilProof?

[@Ifyourereadingthisieatass]

@@5tonsofoilincompetent human being.

[@barncat92]

Prepare for... forseen consequences.

[@donichiro]

hahaha nice one!

[@CynCynCynCynCynCyn]

@@donichiro Prepare for... Forseen Luck

[@donichiro]

@@CynCynCynCynCynCyn don't you know who created all the donuts? :D

[@CynCynCynCynCynCyn]

@@donichiro did you lose my coffee cup?

[@alexia3729]

half life but the gman took the day off work

[@christhefirst]

But then combine defeat the nihilanth themselves and discover local teleportation and then invade earth 50 years later anyway but this time with no hope of resistance

[@alexia3729]

the bad ending

[@tqnixity]

lol

[@ultrainstinctpetah9381]

The military did all that indoor training for nothing 😭

[@SpringBross]

Correct!

[@junlagan1056]

From black mesa to office simulator real quick

[@icLllliIIIIlILLilLlIjigel]

Half-Life the inofficial Postal mod?

[@shpho]

Gordon being abolutely the worst: bullying co-workers, breaking property and not causing resonance cascade.

[@limsagen]

My dad used to let me play Half Life when I was about 5/6 years old back in the day… I was too young to really understand how to progress past the opening area and when eventually figured it out I found it way too frightening to ever play… so I would just hang around in the opening area roleplaying as a scientist going about his day… 5 year old me would have loved this game…

[@therealbritlad2537]

Thats half life 1 for you

[@fargoththemoonsugarmaniac]

​@@therealbritlad2537what does your comment mean?I don't get it (I'm not a native speaker)

[@therealbritlad2537]

@@fargoththemoonsugarmaniac you wouldn't get it

[@fargoththemoonsugarmaniac]

@@therealbritlad2537 lol why. or you can't explain it?

[@mainedPlate]

How do you play half life at fucking 5 years old

[@blackmesa27]

i don't know but this is far more terrifying than the normal timeline, being stuck in black mesa without having anything else to do, it totally feels like a stanley parable bit where it was all in le head, or was it ?

[@Tpbond]

the worst part is that the narrator was literally an employee in black mesa lol. it opens up so many theories

[@retro9964]

funny british furry inflation youtuber reference

[@blackmesa27]

@@retro9964 sorry i don't watch or like anomaly

[@blackmesa27]

@@Tpbond yes, it could be cannon, but i don't love that

[@veniusfelczak910]

@@blackmesa27hes talking about pyro bruh

[@morphious86.]

this makes me realize how cool it would be if someone made a mod where you just roam around black mesa doing mundane tasks

[@velkoz6396]

For Gordon this would be an abnormal day in the office.

[@shaftoe195]

The unforeseen consequences of G-man staying home with a hangover.

[@Mentallysubnormal]

gman's wife (gwoman?): "Hun weren't you supposed to cause a world ending catastrophe today? something about your boss saying it was really important to give them a fucked up rock or something?"

[@robinmoylan662]

we need a half life game where you walk around Black Mesa interact with things and it it online so you and your friends can do Science experiments

[@stonemanofgardnerville1162]

Gmod if it wasn't cancer nowadays... The amount of admin calls woupd be insane if someone acted like Gordon

[@JamesTDG]

I mean, there's s&box

[@hylianro]

The closest thing I've found besides gmod are these Roblox games called "innovation inc"

[@Dokto_rex]

Full-life 1 gameplay

[@SomeGuy_Somewhere]

I love the idea that ALL gordon does for Black Mesa is push carts of dangerous material around, then goof off in the dorms like he's the lab's pet monkey.

[@a.w.1499]

"Wouldn't it be fantastic to get some pure readings for a change?" Oh no. :( The test went on without a hitch and they still couldn't get good readings from their purest and probably most expensive sample. Damn.

[@BladeAndSorceryBrutality]

funniest bit "throws keyboard at janitor" janitor "you do know i have a gun right?" "stops out of fear"

[@Kallichore09]

Timestamp?

[@serventium4049]

26:22

[@Victor_Hamilton]

Half life 1 but Gordon is a Psychopath that got tired of the same job and starts murdering his coworkers for fun

[@MR_S7LFDESTRUCT]

postal life

[@CapralHarrison]

Resonanse cascade: *never happened* Gordon Freeman: No sweat, you already have me.

[@MrsGordonFreeman]

"Did you stop taking your meds or something?" LOL

[@pencilduster2938]

I love how you stopped bullying that janitor after he said "YOu do know that i have gun right?"

[@timjordaan2180]

Gman is definitely getting fired for this one

[@a0001521]

Plot twist: This is cannon in our world

[@robbenog6021]

this is like bring your Gordon-to-work day

[@MegaChickenfish]

Nice job, Gordon. Throwing that switch and all. I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

[@melasauce9943]

"I'm making a note here - Huge success"

[@Bowling4986]

wrong research facility

[@denverbeek]

Half Life, but the OSHA inspector came in a week earlier and forced them to fix all their faulty equipment.

[@moe14lord]

9:07 good detail with this machine not breaking down

[@thetaorobertshow265]

Random soldier: SQUAD! WE GOT FREE DAYS!

[@kaito0022]

21:07 she went from professionalism to absolutely aggression for picking that monitor up

[@tf2keller398]

Picking it up and then throwing it at her, mind you.

[@TelmenBudsuren]

Half Life but gordon was professional, literally.

[@lQuadXl]

*How does the game end.. troll everyone in the office and set the building on fire?* 🔥😂🔥

[@ZxZ239]

I been dreaming about this since I was a kid

[@rabiezaabta984]

"The right man in the right place can't make any the difference in the world"

[@bbenjoe]

I don't like it when mappers don't pay enough attention to the light. Maps feel... disturbing.

[@Thor110]

Hilarious! I might have to play this sometime, I had been wondering for a long time if anyone would ever make a mod like this!

[@joshr8666]

This was a mod but now it's for sale.

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

The day before Half-Life

[@R4in46]

the wrong man at the right place

[@jsfkof]

I like how gordon freeman got late just to walk around the black mesa

[@Gigat-fk8oz]

Unforeseen Consequences

[@thedylansang]

Half-Life but the scientists failed their job at causing the resonance cascade.

[@mefuri_k]

I'm going to get in to cause resonance cascade myself if nothing happened means i have to work with Gordon the next day

[@WTFBOOMDOOM]

16:20 I instinctively leaned to the left 😂

[@Definitely_a_Fox]

I like to think that Gordon is generally a little bit of a trickster, but this day, he got possessed. The entity tried to keep it's cover by acting in the way it thought Gordon would, but as more time passed, it got more and more restless, going from mimicking his behaviour to being a parody of it. Eventually the entity just snapped, tried to escape through the vents, but when it realised that the vent covers were too strong, it popped a rocket launcher out of thin air and started killing everyone who looked at it funny.

[@gizrard]

and this just changed from fight mutated zombies to a lab simulator quick

[@kawaiiasnestle]

looks like not experiencing the resonance cascade gives more damage to facility personnel :D

[@DinoAmergy]

26:24, Gordon really crapped his pants when he said that

[@wilson_the_man]

Gordon wake up. This dropships coming right for us

[@petrzacharias6622]

Black mesa and black mesa blue shift are something. Cant wait for opposing force... But black mesa as normal day? Man i need to play this myself. :D

[@atsushinakagima4331]

What mod is this btw?

[@G.U.I-t3]

​@@atsushinakagima4331 ++++

[@brandonplayswastaken]

@@atsushinakagima4331Its a set of maps on the workshop, i think its “Black mesa pre disaster”

[@atsushinakagima4331]

@@brandonplayswastaken thank you!

[@Bbaldgwen]

"hands off buster" 😭

[@YOSHIMITSUMUSIC]

2003 insults lol😂

[@Simon.GhostRiley-yd3tc]

Bro gordans a MENACE

[@izkr]

15:56 I thought the headcrabs would still be teleported into these flasks.

[@TheCombine1130]

"Oh come on did that seriously seem like a good idea Gordon?" *Gordon nods*

[@TheAngryOnion]

I've always wanted to walk around the entire facility pre disaster. I get the level designs are bonkers compared to real architecture, couldn't have an amazing experience without giant pits and ropes to traverse them. Still

[@CodeRed001]

Blue letter day.

[@TheMemeLiker]

Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or rather, in the lab coat.

[@PearangeProductions]

G-Man: "Oh dear. I must've...slept in. No matter." (snaps fingers, resonance cascade happens) G-Man: "There's no such thing as...'too late'...in my books." (EXPLOSION)

[@Scp.foundation.enjoyer]

Half-life 1. It you get a actual helmet

[@therealtimmyiy]

alternate title: gordon just pissing the fuck off the rest of his co workers

[@Joeyd1184]

Postal 2 in science

[@bekkayya]

barney isnt getting out of that beer this time

[@bar2062]

Its pretty realistic that agovernement facility uses ancient equipment

[@mrdarkshoe]

Considering the events of HLA with multiple possible timelines this is genuinely one that has possibly happened. Gordon goes into work, everything goes off without a hitch, no invasion.

[@aironium]

Full Life

[@joshr8666]

Wow i didng know you could zoom in on those displays above the security desk

[@eatham.]

does black mesa normally have all of those papers and monitors you can look at i don't remember that?

[@joshr8666]

It's been updated a few times so it probably changed over time to retail

[@thecodeking91]

That was added by the addon which changed the maps as well, I think the add-ons are called something like Black Mesa pre disaster

[@eatham.]

@@thecodeking91 that's kinda what i assumed but wasn't sure

[@Pyroscity]

11:18 the Stanley parable narrator!

[@John-wf5dm]

26:21 gordon don't want any part of that

[@AdminHouse]

The way the video just ends as the game is crashing lol

[@hofficoffee9564]

Alternative storyline: Gordon Freeman dies due to boredom

[@brayli86]

Gordon did his job. Gordon gets fired for stealing HEV suit.

[@gizrard]

gman aint comin back after seeing him being a literal embodiment of loki

[@brother_Freeman]

I should have traveled to this time line

[@fegenein862]

"the following message is transmitted at the request of local authorities: at 9:47 AM mountain time, nothing out of the ordinary ocurred at the Black Mesa research facility"

[@Badgerheist]

Is this game called Real-Life, Full-Life, No-Life, or just Life?

[@Nnneemo]

Samples was changed in last minute from aperture science to normal speciment.

[@glumpfi]

I would love to see this as a movie. A scientist jumping around and throwing cups and monitors on people's heads :D

[@trashtalkrappodcast1750]

Talk about questionable ethics

[@rbstyle1201]

This feels like dream, imagine if theres a game that need real life knowledge to unlock next stage like Bully but this will lead to unforeseen sequemce instead

[@Markworth]

Safety personnel are furious because they will have to stay at work an extra 30 minutes to fill out a first aid report for this schmuck that has more write ups than paid days off.

[@SteveGames-z8m]

I guess the Gman had different plans

[@brauliorivera2564]

I had a dream about this where the resonance cascade never happened. Walllce breen and Caroline both renamed black mesa into blapeture Mesa. The cores, glados, and all the scientists of aperture science and black mesa started working together. Wallace and coroline becomes friends and built a statue of cave johnson. The combine or xen creatures never invaded their planet and they did other things instead. Chell was released from aperture and no longer a test subject. Gordon is married to Collette green and have kids of their own. Arne magnuson left blapeture Mesa to start a new life. Alyx vance is now a goddaughter to gordon and collete and hangs out with them.

[@creativegamer_03]

Normal-Life

[@MediaBoy13]

I actually feel sorry for the NPC's constantly being tormented by having objects thrown at them over and over

[@snowguy]

gman took the day off did he?

[@JohnnyBoyBlues]

What mod is that? Awesome!

[@gplay4805]

This aint half life 1 this is the black mesa game

[@JamesTDG]

11:43 hold on, that's the narrator from the Stanley Parable, isn't he?

[@noliflerebynoli1132]

yup

[@gfdsakiller6607]

B-But I saw the explosions, the green portals, the fking aliens and a weird man dressed in blue, wheres all that Barney? I swear I saw it.

[@xXRealXx]

26:37 bahahha runs away

[@blackfox8269]

How interesting)

[@ramikuvaja]

Great, 30 min video about Gordon being an asshole

[@Algerianmapper26]

this is not half life this is normal life

[@DanielTejnicky]

The Stanley Parable VA is unnerving xD

[@megasus6494]

Bro this is full life

[@tralpr]

black mesa

[@kv2674]

I like to imagine only reason resonance cascade didn't happen is the fact that everyone wore hardhats

[@GAMEOUT537]

I was gonna make an animation about this but then i found this video

[@TheVicar]

no wonder society is broken

[@christiangonzales7429]

So this is some alternate universe where the incident never happens?

[@connorhmmm]

Good ending 😊