As the world's top scientists gathered at the annual Physics Convention, Dr. Jeffrey Kleiner stepped up to the podium, a confident smile spreading across his face. "Ladies and gentlemen," he began, "we have reached a groundbreaking milestone. After decades of research, our team has conclusively proven that Accelerated Back Hopping is, in fact, the fastest mode of transportation on Earth." The room erupted into a chorus of applause as Dr. Kleiner revealed the astonishing results: a 300-foot jump could be completed in under 2 seconds, eclipsing the fastest car's top speed by a landslide. The implications were revolutionary - no more traffic jams, no more parking nightmares, no more fossil fuels wasted. As the crowd dispersed, whispers of "Back Hopping" became the new buzzword, and the world eagerly awaited the introduction of this new era of transportation.