Half-Life 2 with the Portal Gun 【Full Walkthrough】

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[@cayd3]

Bolloxed hi

[@karlawingate4159]

Bolloxed I

[@WindiChilliwack]

it is not actual bolloxed it was just someone else with the same picture

[@tomeydev9152]

Bolloxed ok

[@edysyamsudinkp.0625]

Bolloxed did you have the evil within

[@rokcris7313]

apparently everything in half life 2 is covered in moon rocks

[@Azure-Flame-Bee]

The Combine covered everything in moon rocks incase Cave Johnson ever returned. They fear him, so they had to take percautions

[@darthsquid2107]

Just what I was thinking

[@LordDaret]

I think the portal gun works on a few surfaces other than moon rocks. It’s just that materials on the moons make portals more stable than standard materials, hence why portal tests from the 60’s worked.

[@Zoova]

@@LordDaret Not confirmed but sure

[@paolomagtuto4390]

Didn't Johnson say that the portal device was powered by moon rocks or what?

[@cozzy124]

“My father worked withy you at black Mesa” **Holding Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal device**

[@alljsnf215]

ASHHPd

[@elizainfinite6325]

Cave Johnson must be so dang mad-

[@juniormanican8707]

black mesa can eat my bankrupt-

[@devinpallone1840]

"That's right, you've been bought"

[@SbCasll]

i am now the 420th like in April 2020 thus making this the 420th like in 4/20

[@smiledogjgp]

Imagine being called Chell and your entire life you have been testing portals or making potato batteries, and than as soon as you get out into the real world your name is suddenly Gordon Freeman and you have a Phd in theoretical physics and have to fight off an interdimensional empire.

[@mellissatheknight]

It's not a good life after escaping

[@ahmadasfour6715]

Didn't chell travel to the past then?

[@FusionArrary119]

@@ahmadasfour6715 yeah, portal 2 takes 50k years into the future

[@ghosty3591]

@@FusionArrary119 false. According to “giantbomb”, “Half Life 2 takes place 20 years after Half Life, which takes place around 2009- 2012. Portal takes place ten years after GLaD0S kills everyone in Aperture with Neurotoxin, except Doug Rattmann and Chell, who Rattman saves (See Portal 2 Comic: Lab Rat. Portal take place around 2009-2012 also.)

[@FusionArrary119]

@@ghosty3591 first of all, my comment was 11 months ago back then I was probably smoking something, second of all I don’t know anymore about portal any more

[@gabicaucig4273]

"Half life 2 with a portal gun?" More like: "Half game skipped with a portal gun"

[@therealgaben5527]

Haha

[@gabicaucig4273]

@@armydawg1292 well yes

[@Echo-22-538]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm

[@thatguyzorv6650]

Most game

[@nengyang9618]

Yeah

[@milk1535]

Man, Chell must be confused as to why everyones calling her Gordon

[@geordanlemon]

Seems like she's just accepted it lol

[@hammer_ttk]

she cant complain anyways

[@pablo69.420bl]

She's wearing gordons suit And i think they are mistaking her for him

[@coreym162]

Have you heard of the show Quantum Leap? That's what happen to Chell. She became Gordon Freeman.

[@deebirdie]

That's why she doesn't respond ( To anything )

[@gamespender8605]

this is an experimental teleporter we are woking on meanwhile chell playing with portals in the other corner

[@Johan_S4]

IF only we have something can make someone go to other places by just passing through the hole. Hmmm i wonder why it's sounds familiar. Like that thing that lady are doing

[@Jin-di9zv]

@@Johan_S4 *wait a sec-*

[@DevilWolf000]

Not even talking about how much more advanced that portal gun is compared to the Black Mesa and Combine tech lol

[@cameron-yo6zp]

@@DevilWolf000 which is made even more amazing since Aperture Science was the ass end of nearly every science joke and already bankrupt by then

[@wolftry9863]

áa

[@jonkeathegamer]

"Maybe Black Mesa. That was a joke, haha. Fat chance!" Chell: "Alright, bet."

[@sneed2600]

Comedy gold

[@UndercoverAnims]

And chell took that seriously

[@poison_pear2046]

Chell:”falls of a building Game: Minor fracture detected Chell:..... wot

[@barrzaka]

H.E.V. Suit*

[@josipcingel3909]

@@barrzaka Long Fall Boots*

[@Vivionto]

zJustFra bruh what?

[@disingenuous4209]

Gabriel Robinson what did he say

[@thatonekaydo8569]

Gordon

[@crustysocksvevo4379]

Legend says that he's still waiting for you to pick up that can.

[@BromanEpic]

heh

[@dogeman8072]

Pick up that can *gets can thrown at self* go back and pick it up!!!!!1

[@lucialambda]

jfc

[@BromanEpic]

+Emanuel Szadkowski Słodkie

[@yourlocalneckbeard5182]

Who dose pick it back up?

[@TheStarcraftJACKAL]

When Aperture and Black Mesa work together.... Haha, fat chance.

[@TLAF923]

Chicken Mike Blapature Mesa

[@catagshs]

I still alive!

[@ilikesaying]

That was a joke Haha Fat chance

[@thelob5429]

Blapature science!

[@wanderingbufoon]

Well Black Mesa is just a failed Aperture. They stole loads of schematics from Aperture and they even tried their hands on teleportation and opened up a portal to an invading species compared to apertures moon dust based portal.

[@stefanm.734]

17:25 *Casually walks several weeks into the future*

[@Depressed_until_dead]

*Nothing to see here, please leave this area IMMEDIATELY*

[@ytpineapple]

Its a prototype that Cave Johnson created

[@MattieKonig]

Fascinating! We seem to have developed a very fast teleport!

[@MrPikachuTheMadman]

I don’t know if there is actually a trigger there that would cause that but I think I could try testing to see if that can actually happen. However, what I don’t know is if they mounted half life on Portal or Portal 2. It would be helpful to know that, but then again I could probably replicate the same thing with noclip. I will update this as soon as I get home and test it out though.

[@fritz9270]

@@MrPikachuTheMadman nice.

[@kadu12111]

22:17 "It's seems as if you just arrived" well guess what gman

[@C0mmanderDanger]

Thats no portal gun thats a goddamn time machine!

[@imgay5288]

vic gamer It's a joke...

[@noizmaker899]

BusterMan The Man The Joke Your Head

[@NetherEndingArmy]

Actually, technically it is a time machine. In hl2, when you and Alyx travel through the prison portal, your teleport is delayed, thus putting you in the future. So it is a time machine B)

[@C0mmanderDanger]

Can't believe so many people don't see this as a joke.

[@NetherEndingArmy]

CommanderDanger Gaming & Commentary I know it's a joke but i was bringing some realism to the joke

[@InstallaFriend]

"Here, let me buy you a drink." *stares at vending machine*

[@colbyjackextracheese6249]

Install a Friend wait how do i work this thing again?

[@benconnectify1387]

Install a Friend THE FORCE IS WITH YOU YES, I JUST MADE A STAR WARS REFERENCE IN PORTAL 2

[@RobinMgp]

Scattered across the video, there are many funny little quirks like this. One example is the lady who asks "were you the only ones on that train?" Actually said "Well Gordon freeman! And about time too!" As if she was about to follow and be added to the squad. Also many things did not load because using portals skipped a lot of triggers. Also alyx did not bend down in her intro because that animation is not oresent in portal's game content. Same manner caused alyx to stare and contemplate the vending machine!

[@noeliabta]

Install a Friend

[@auzabraar]

iVending machines, now with Face ID!

[@domovoi2861]

>Using the portal gun to go to the future Now that's thinking with portals

[@znspyder]

That's some endgame right there.

[@RYFT0R]

who needs thinking with time machine when you have thinking with portals

[@MrPikachuTheMadman]

Sarcasm Self Test Complete It’s interesting how probably only a few people sadly get that joke though lol.

[@Obi-WanGaming]

Sarcasm Self Test Complete i can’t tell whether or not i should mention thinking with portals is a real catchphrase in the game I dont wanna get woooshed

[@mac-iv5gs]

@@Obi-WanGaming The joke is about the thinking with time machines game which is after Portal 2

[@Vortexiiixii]

GMAN: ah sh*t, I bring the wrong person.

[@thegodofgaming8361]

Chell

[@KennyDaWolfo]

Gman: well... well shit

[@foxprazision1695]

He said it himself "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

[@Omega-jg4oq]

@@foxprazision1695 "The Wrong woman in the wrong place can make all the Portals in the World."

[@braynap8283]

GMAN must of use there voice to tell it's them.

[@captainjack6758]

"Oh my god. The portal is opening." That's an understatement.

[@sanctun-3782]

You are of few words arent you? "Shakes camera positively" 10/10

[@Artameful]

Gastronomic Disaster shakes camera sexily

[@meimisaki2132]

So cute

[@franzsanders9573]

Yeah, that was adorable!

[@vinson3725]

"Black Mesa can eat my a-" "Sir, the microphone is still on"

[@xXRealXx]

"Yes"

[@justacookie4781]

Sssssppppppaaaaaaccccceeeee!!!!!

[@fishsmellbad1862]

Combine soldier: pick up that can. Chell: n o

[@furrychan4627]

No its *jump*

[@chell4707]

?...

[@danzoggg9845]

@@furrychan4627 *jump* up that can

[@thispleasesthen.u.t.8334]

Soldier?

[@Ryukachoo]

reminder that llamar caused about half the gameplay of half like 2 to be a thing

[@Sturmbannfuhrer_OttoGunsche]

How so?

[@masonrobertstv5917]

Otto Günsche Breaking THE teleporter

[@Sturmbannfuhrer_OttoGunsche]

Oh shit yeah, silly me.

[@DrPew-ph5du]

Ryukachoo "ITS THE FREAKING HEAD-HUMPER"

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

Well no. Maybe a fifth.

[@mostafasaleh943]

"Is it really that time Mr. Freeman? Did you really mess around with the games files...again?"

[@mostafasaleh943]

+mostafa saleh "Youve done a great deal in a small time span" True dat

[@VarunGupta3009]

17:40 "We haven't known each other very long, but..." Yeah. 3 minutes to be exact.

[@fritz9270]

B r U h

[@heresywithana]

me: sees portal go on black surface my mind: wait *that's illegal*

[@zhonys2175]

what the fuck is this name

[@AWSOMzombie]

@@zhonys2175 which name

[@fzr850]

Actually Portal work on any surface but the white surface is a good conductor than normal surface.

[@fusionprotogen5765]

@Farseer then explain why chell doesn’t become deathly Ill due to the ground up moonrocks that became the gel that was made into a solid somehow and used in modern aperture

[@fulcrum2951]

@@fusionprotogen5765 cause the moon dust has been thoroughly been embedded into the gel. And that she isnt constantly exposed to it as much as Cave Johnson is

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

"Time, Doctor Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you've only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span." Ya don't say, GMan?

[@mood9191]

Yeah, I have to agree Twenty-four minutes is not bad for saving the world

[@Swaglordfawful]

In her head, Chells’ probably like *who the hell is gordan and why does everyone call me that?!*

[@Swaglordfawful]

Then at the end Chell realized that whole thing was a dream

[@maksuzbrojony8221]

gordan *WHYYYYYYYYYYYY ARE YOU SO DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMB*

[@bonus8386]

Alternative title: Prisoner looking woman becomes trans dimensional being while literally everyone ignores it and calls her Gordon for some strange reason.

[@cloud-1e]

Trans dimensional?

[@ryanwarby5170]

Portal and half-life are in the same universe

[@ironguy366]

more like time traveller because portal 2 and Half-Life 2 is 999999999999999 years apart

[@kradanbandicootovich6444]

18:14 Just hurry, he's right behind me ! Well, actually HE IS

[@ytpineapple]

"OHH SHIT!"

[@Depressed_until_dead]

@@ytpineapple *DAMN IT, NOT AGAIN*

[@dqcbao]

"Hey look what he left behind."

[@ytpineapple]

The gravity gun!

[@totallynotxia]

He doesn't have a clue, does he?

[@BigBrotherMateyka]

17:40 Alyx: "Gordon, we haven't known each other very long..." Gordon: *(shakes head)* My sides are _DYING_.

[@roxaschristopher23]

Chell*

[@icestonevulpix3469]

@@roxaschristopher23 Cheldon

[@whatzittooyah3244]

@@icestonevulpix3469 bazinga

[@GeahkBurchill]

Man, the whole _WORLD_ is just *covered* in Moon Rocks!

[@pyrosimba2014]

moon rocks are super heated earth rocks, also portals can go on any flat surface. moon rocks just conduct them better

[@dar0971]

also. dust=space rocks which includes moon rocks.

[@Gogglesofkrome]

In portal one you could put portals anywhere; the whole escape portion of portal 1 wouldn't really have worked if that were a thing.

[@GeahkBurchill]

Man, the _'TISM_ in this thread. Do I have to tell you it's a *joke?*

[@Gogglesofkrome]

@104929417211833834404 even if it was a joke, my point still stands

[@pandaonabus]

Theory: No one actually knows what gordon looks like, and they're all to embarassed to ask her why her name is gordon even though she's a woman. This has happened 10 times already, but they previously the misidentified person just explained who they actually were, but unfortunately this time it was another mute.

[@yasyadefen1135]

Fair enough considering they thought G-man was Gordon in HL Alyx

[@pandaonabus]

@Brady Plays Yea I know, But chell isn't.

[@NBx03]

Another theory: the protagonist in Portal 2 is Gordon Freeman.

[@chell4707]

-.-

[@chell4707]

*•facepalm•*

[@kwaivioussankensa3664]

Pick up that can. "No" *portals away*

[@Timemaster99]

Portal 3. What? Valve was on a budget.

[@Fennnnnnnnnn]

super captain Lyall man if they did that i would say get rid of chell and keep gordon with the portal gun and gravity gun because if they had both of them in 1 game they would need a voice actor for one of them and that would be weird. another idea is that you could switch between the 2 people when doing different "missions" as in when you play gordon you do all the combat missions and when you play chell you do the puzzle/aperture missions.

[@captainembers4521]

Finn Secord silly humans, Valve can't count to 3

[@riseabovehate9476]

super captain Lyall man Unfortunately Portal 2 was the final installment in the portal series

[@Kavukamari]

spent all the production money on card games

[@brathering_tv]

AnimationReincarnation Gaming Interestingly enough, they already made a third game to a series, and even a fourth. Unfortunately, its their only series that doesnt have numbers in the titles, so basically noone noticed. Its Counterstrike.

[@rockdeworld]

"It seems as if you only just arrived." Yeah, like 20 minutes ago.

[@JesseSep.]

God damn, that intro. Brings back memories. Our home computer had broken and my mother knew a guy who was cheap and cool. He replaced the broken GPU and when we got the computer back, he took me aside and said: “look in the GMS folder on the C drive, i put some stuff on there you can run on medium on this;)” 14 year old me who never played the first HL, but was a complete gaming nerd back then, was completely awestruck. Till the moment the elevator doors didnt want to open and i had to finally noclip around. Cracked game times at its finest. The memories..

[@vipoff3309]

damn i though he put homework folder in there

[@JesseSep.]

Vipoff lol

[@JesseSep.]

Vipoff nope, hl2 and doom 3... Those days:)

[@Nathanity]

Your computer repair guy was a fucking chad.

[@octotune4044]

Chell: who the hell is Gordon Freeman?

[@ZoeyTheSobble]

More accurate response would be "..."

[@itchy-hn7yg]

Gustav the Chespin λ I get it

[@euibincho5213]

@@ZoeyTheSobble Nah, more like, "..." *Confused jump*

[@partickel9357]

Her brother

[@chell4707]

...

[@marcelog590]

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...indeed.

[@KibSquib48]

Marcelo Gabriel chell is a woman: l

[@The.Penguin98]

@@KibSquib48 have you played hl2?

[@The.Penguin98]

@@KibSquib48 literally the intro of half life :|

[@The.Penguin98]

Like even the video says it

[@KibSquib48]

@@The.Penguin98 this was 2 years ago why are you still commenting on this

[@obsl1ner655]

Chell: I'm not Gordon Freeman!!!

[@muttley4034]

*just saying this but she's like freeman....she can't talk :/*

[@devilshooter126m8]

chell can talk

[@muttley4034]

devilshooter126 M no ofence but proof ?

[@devilshooter126m8]

Shadow Man I forgot what video it was (maybe Valve news network), but according to devs she doen't talk to not give the robots the satisfaction of hearing her speak, or something like that.

[@breakerboy365]

+devilshooter1236 M but as far as portal 1 and 2 is concerned she can't speak

[@mr.spybot7113]

Imagine what eli or kleiner would say seeing aperature devices after years of work on a teleporter due to the events of the resonance cascade.

[@gamertames349]

Klenier, Eli, Magnusson: U fukin Wot m8?

[@gamertames349]

@Bunbunfam died reading this XD

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

You know what would be hilarious? A sign-language rap-battle between Chell and Gordon.

[@GreenestGuy]

Lol

[@LambdaMc]

When two silent kids had an arguement:

[@civ.ct3]

it’d be filled mostly with 🖕

[@darrestuff4149]

I HAVE AN IDEA PORTAL 2 WITH A PORTAL GUN THAT WOULD BE CRAZY

[@nou5877]

Lol

[@roxaschristopher23]

HALF LIFE 2 WITH A GRAVITY GUN THAT WOULD BE CRAZY

[@jjb0nks]

HALF LIFE 3 WITH A oh shoot I forgot

[@faceremover]

@@roxaschristopher23 I was actually about to say that

[@AtheistGamerz]

Hilarious.

[@13yearoldcopyingpapafranku20]

*Guy approaches him with a portal gun* "I didn't see you get on"

[@alterrapda9057]

You mean a woman?

[@alterrapda9057]

Heroheenie manwom*

[@chell4707]

.-.

[@sonicSnap]

pretty sure chell is a girl-

[@sonicSnap]

@@Heroheenie I have no idea who you are? I was talking to the op

[@ninjaskeletronix3135]

7:09 *_AH A BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL._* Did it fly away? Good- Good for them.

[@ProdCashhier]

No it was it flew off

[@normaljim]

Okay back to thinking

[@MIO9_sh]

14:48 but no one noticed there's already a portal gun for teleportation, while performing teleportation experiment

[@bloxracer3627]

Nobody but me

[@ChaosCrystalArtist]

It's Black Mesa, what do you expect? _them to actually do something that won't cause death and destruction?_

[@reemaling8124]

No replies. Wow.

[@kafuchino3435]

you cant just shoot a portal to black mesa east

[@Karminnn]

The teleportation MACHINE can teleport you through space AND time, whilst the portal gun only travels you in space.

[@jujuplayboy]

17:26 Don't play with time travel, play with portals.

[@zenatrical]

Iiii

[@user-kz4rb6mi5d]

.

[@Vovalu23]

The best Half-Life 2 speedrun

[@RobinMgp]

17:26

[@DecibelAlex]

it's not a speedrun. it's bollocks

[@PentaromaLMA0]

"Lemme buy you a drink" **menacingly stares at soda machine** **soda machine turns into a door**

[@Weird_Cat_Thingy]

1:20 and so Wheatley floated endlessly through space, he wanted death, but he could not die. And so, Wheatley eventually stopped thinking.

[@phelps6205]

Is that a damn JoJo reference?

[@hilariocitii]

Whears Or Karley

[@malekzack1024]

OH NOO!!!

[@ajirizawa5743]

Wheatley crab

[@PileOfScrap]

Did he ever think in the first place

[@beepyyy]

Cave Johnson: BLACK MESA CAN KISS MY COPORATE-... Caroline: Sir, the testing?

[@tallman11282]

The King of Tacos Corporate? It's "bankrupt". "Black Mesa can kiss my bankrupt..."

[@beepyyy]

oh shit. thanks it's been a while since a played that part.

[@halopro8958]

Actually its "Black Mesa can EAT my bankrupt"

[@initiatingspin195]

14:30 : how to increase iPhone cable length in 3 easy steps!

[@MaxCE]

What about something else

[@aaronexponential4120]

Gordon: pulls switch Barney: I can see your MIT education really payed off

[@cargobroombroom3827]

When Wheatley yelled “Grab me grab me grab me grab meeeeee” I just felt bad for the guy

[@RYFT0R]

then why didnt you grab me?! jk, same.. i really wish i couldve grabbed him-

[@therealgaben5527]

Me 2

[@roberthowardcrunchycantor]

I would have liked to have the option to forgive him,he's a cute lil guy. That kind of power would drive anyone INSANE..

[@InfraredScale]

Sadly; even if we could save him, GladOS would never forgive him

[@Sledabubos]

same

[@KOJINKINZO]

So, basically with the Portal Gun, you play as Chell. Probably because it was just ported to Half-Life 2 and it wouldn't work without Chell's model. With Chell's model and the ending and opening, it feels like this whole walkthrough was a dream Chell was having while she was knocked out after the Wheatley fight. That's how I'd describe it.

[@avedis31]

wrong, you can grab the portal gun with any model. but the OP created a story where Chell is the protagonist in this story.

[@EvilParagon2]

Wrong again, apparently these are the HL2 Assets ported to Portal. So the game forces Chell's model because they are currently playing Portal.

[@KOJINKINZO]

Ah, I see. So, because of the Portal being in-hand, it doesn't have any actions for Gordon holding the Portal Gun. THAT'S why it changes to Chell.

[@therealpixels]

no, it's just that the game is portal, therefore you are chell

[@donotscantheqrcode8700]

The game being played is Portal, HL2's maps were ported to Portal, since Portal uses Chell's model it forces Chell to be used... plus I don't even think Gordon has a model...

[@darksuperlucario]

People are seriously complaining that they got a 5 year old game spoiled for them?

[@zackross2323]

Stop, I don't want to remember how old the game is.

[@vicao3112]

12*

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

PlasmaFrog I play portal for the story

[@Neldonax]

he teleported to the fucking end

[@ELSTINKO.]

PlasmaFrog not everybody in the world has played every video game. I mean we've played these games, but not everybody has

[@EdyneX]

Combine: *"pick up that can"* Bolloxed: *"No,I don't think I will."*

[@williamsmith6921]

Oh my God I was wondering how you would win in 25 minutes but you litterally just portalled back to the citidel

[@somdudewillson]

Y'know, there's sequence breaking, and then there's _this_. Just more proof Aperture Science is better than Black Mesa, I suppose.

[@sweetcoincidence4048]

Well, Aperture didn't cause the Green Apocalipse, for starters.

[@connermitchell1663]

But freeman is still better

[@khanch.6807]

Yeah... Black Mesa did make inter dimensional portals... Aperture focused on mono dimensional ones...

[@xyzzy-dv6te]

ATAA123 The apocalypse was G-man's fault

[@leaf5216]

Little did you know the portal gun only works on moon stone

[@manofcarbon883]

Good video, the little "yes" "no" headshakes were a nice touch.

[@snowybaka_0]

"You've done a great deal in a small timespan" No shit

[@Heroheenie]

Sherlock.

[@d3sp3r4t3]

Half life 3 with Portal 3 gun pls *cries in the corner*

[@therealgaben5527]

Half life alyx with portal gun

[@Bos_Meong]

@@therealgaben5527 yes plesse

[@jonkeathegamer]

@@therealgaben5527 Would have been a portal VR but play testers got motion sick.

[@ajart2192]

Food well your half right now

[@qwertyuiopLOL5]

Portal 3 iis not oficial

[@user-zm4ro7yh4e]

WHY EVERYONE IS CALLING ME FREEMAN?!? I'M CHELL!

[@thechainsawnigga2543]

No you are jailo the cow

[@yion47]

The thumbnail looks more like Portal with a Gravity gun...

[@zackross2323]

Good catch.

[@Undead_hippy]

Artorias yea I thought it said portal with a gravity gun

[@sile3505]

I think is call a displacer cannon? Maybe

[@kryswilkins8615]

More like someone merged a gravity gun with a portal gun. Aperture Mesa?

[@joedinnie3079]

León Giorgio it’s a mix between the portal gun and the gravity gun

[@candy1049]

"You're a MAN of few words, aren't you." LATER *Shows Chell*

[@beywheelzhater8930]

Imagine a half-life 2 speedrun with portals

[@romannoodles7891]

He just skipped a GIANT amount of the game XD

[@kuklama0706]

If he would place a portal where Lamarr went he would get into HL3.

[@metalvitezek7545]

Bolloxed is a she

[@DecibelAlex]

You've been bolloxed. The skip isn't really possible

[@andrasfogarasi5014]

Indeed.

[@faceremover]

Not too much spoilers!

[@3dDoener]

It seems like you have just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small timespan. Well, yeah, that is very true.

[@saucebou1069]

"Black mesa can see my bankrupt a-" Cave Johnson 1970 something

[@cyraxgaming5334]

10:16 10:45 -I am testing my new innovation - compact portal. It will give chance to easily teleport between far places! *Playing with portal gun*

[@Perktube1]

Love the head nods and shakes. Too bad you can't make npcs fall through the portals.

[@roddydykes7053]

Ever try getting into the room they're interrogating that guy in the beginning?

[@MarcHershey]

He missed so many opportunities.. i quit watching and used the portal gun myself because I got irritated with him not exploring lol

[@Ani-hv4ov]

You could just noclip in, but nothing happens after they close the door.

[@Ani-hv4ov]

Marc Hershey could've just noclipped lol.

[@AtheistGamerz]

@@Ani-hv4ov yeah i noclipped in there myself lol. Nothing happens.

[@Ani-hv4ov]

@@AtheistGamerz damn, replying to a year old reply, this gave me some nostalgia. but yeah, most things where you explore by no clipping arent interesting because they didn't program anything to happen, since you aren't supposed to go in that place, i imagine they might put Easter eggs but most the time it'll just be nothing.

[@geobendy5310]

Chel must of been like "WTF was that dream?"

[@HumanoidCrearure]

10:20 *they are just trying to make a working portal* *Chell is just holding a portal making device that makes their big creation obselete*

[@firstnamelastname4752]

I like the thought of Half Life being based on Aperture Science developing a portal gun that not only works for spatial dimensions but time dimensions as well.

[@idkidk7087]

Scoobielubie never heard anything about it being an aperture ship but there is a sign that says aperture in the screen

[@Peekofwar]

Chell must've been playing too much Half Life...

[@MissSkyeHigh]

Everyone: Gordan Freeman Chell: ...

[@goodcharadreemmur7459]

She's can't talk.

[@MissSkyeHigh]

@@goodcharadreemmur7459 yes shes cants talks

[@goodcharadreemmur7459]

@@MissSkyeHigh and Chell everyday talks: ...

[@goodcharadreemmur7459]

@@MissSkyeHigh Sorry for my English, i am Russian.

[@MissSkyeHigh]

@@goodcharadreemmur7459 lol its fine

[@IrokoDBS]

I actually played half life 2 right after Portal and kept trying to shoot portals at walls in the game >.> so this was verry satisfying xD

[@LonicTH]

You mind is very Aperture even tho you are living as a Black Mesa (ex) employee

[@anoobis117]

If I'm not mistaken there's a legitimate glitch in the Orange Box that allows you to do this without modding

[@colbyjackextracheese6249]

Anoobis 117 yep your right

[@zackross2323]

Anoobis 117 How have I never heard of this...

[@anoobis117]

Zack Ross I think on the 360 version there's a long complicated process involving signing in and out and opening the Xbox menu at certain times. Actually lots of glitches involve that. Kind of like the Japanese version of Monster Hunter 2 or 3 that let you continually farm for Microsoft points.

[@zackross2323]

Anoobis 117 I'm surprised anyone remembers that exploit, I'm impressed. I guess I also have a reason to even contemplate touching my 360 now.

[@anoobis117]

Zack Ross​ you should add me on XBL, I could show you a ton of glitches. Gamertag is the same as my YT username

[@volcanicruby774]

my only question is, where the fuck did that cactus go?!?

[@colbyjackextracheese6249]

Volcanic Ruby in space with space core and wheatly

[@gyrosphere376]

On top of the vent

[@NonexistentMug]

Barney: Don't you remember me from Black Mesa? Chell: no, who's mans is this?

[@BracketGuySerious]

"It seems as if you only just arrived"

[@kierandyck8811]

It's amazing how u can be funny just with the actions and way you do things in the game

[@Secretcodrin]

speedrun in 25 minutes world record

[@thebusdriver1957]

NiceSecretcodrin actually, how most people do this is import half life 2 maps into portal.

[@Secretcodrin]

wow. good to know

[@tomatosauce3091]

TheBusDriver what about the npcs?

[@Secretcodrin]

faster than all my runs combined

[@cloudy2001]

Playing half life 2 with portal gun Valve: that’s legal

[@XA6c93L]

Illegal you mean?

[@thebadtimecat]

Dexterous you heard what he said

[@XA6c93L]

Wait I forgot they are in the same universe

[@mynameisofa]

Anyone else remember that snippet of the Valve loading screen and the man with the valve on his head would look back at you?

[@ParacosmicEscapism]

Yeah that only happen in Portal 2

[@Sean-ku8pc]

As Ben used to say... "Shoot for the moon" Let me know if you get this reference

[@MrRobotman]

Sean Rose Yes. Yes I do. But that's an amazing coincidence. I just watched that video... even though Ben never said that.

[@arieelius911]

Tomska

[@japester5927]

i get it

[@jameslasko3315]

its tomska

[@ssoskycutesmith3329]

Sean Rose make sure it doesn't become an Oreo

[@mikewright7964]

"We have not known each other very long", indeed

[@DonkeyWork420]

Lol I do the same thing when I play half life, whenever a character ask Gordon a question I just shake my head yes or no

[@fadingkoz]

Wow this channel is pure gold, they have so many walkthroughs :)

[@lafxia]

The fastest HL2 walkthrough i have ever seen!!

[@korosi1862]

true

[@Bolloxed]

+- XXGLaDOSXX - And not a single gunshot fired either :)

[@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791]

+Bolloxed this is a new world record

[@mynameisofa]

I find it warming in a way that I know exactly when the game is going to pause so it can load, it brings back a wave of nostalgia. I miss this game.

[@NeuroPulse]

I like how the players always confirm whatever Alex says. So agreeable.

[@Ice-wu8qq]

Wheatley cast vs Breen cast. Which one will win?

[@hazmat2625]

"Our Benefactors..."

[@colbyjackextracheese6249]

MAD Dummy Breen because wheatley cant go outside by himself

[@Ice-wu8qq]

Exactly.

[@LaynusST]

IceGhostKnight Kleiner cast.

[@dospec5954]

SANS

[@gregoryodonnell1146]

now you should do the gravity gun in portal, even though it'd be almost impossible.

[@gregoryodonnell1146]

Octagonal Kahn I know but it'd be impossible to complete

[@PebsBeans]

If you try the gravity gun in portal without using the portal gun, you can't get past chamber 02. That's why i use both >:D

[@ephemeralViolette]

+StrongAdel Chamber 2 is putting a cube on a button, it's when you don't even have the portal gun...

[@toasega]

I never imagined it could feel so satisfying to see the "pick up that can" section getting completely bypassed.

[@justinholloway733]

this was really cool. i wonder how it would have been going through the entire game normally with the portal gun.

[@jasmith1345]

do gravity gun in portal

[@Snufkun]

how?

[@Snufkun]

its called portal for a reason

[@ketchup5253]

impulse 101 in portal

[@DrPew-ph5du]

kitty cannon Turrets: WEEEEEEEE!

[@doorknob872]

He could have it but he would still need the portal gun

[@Imgema]

Can you go to places where the game normally doesn't let you? Like inaccessible background areas? For instance, in 3:34 there's a door that closes automatically to lead you to another for questioning. Can you portal yourself in the area behind that closed section?

[@Bolloxed]

+Imgema Yeah you can enter places like that but they are usually incomplete/boring with no textures etc. Why waste time mapping areas players would never normally see?

[@Imgema]

Yeah i imagine. Still pretty interesting though.

[@jaytang79]

+Imgema you can just noclip...

[@ggtylerr]

what about unused areas

[@Naidru]

Gaming Guy Tyler You can noclip... 😐

[@agentwolf69420]

7:49 Lol she smile while standing there without no helping with Freeman

[@pay2cusername845]

I love how they are theorizing and testing their teleport device will chell/Gordon is just messing around with a cactus and 2 portals