Half-Life 3 But It's Totally Legit I Swear

[@BinkusTheTrinkus]

This was some of the most fun I've ever had playing Garry's Mod. Thanks again for helping make my strange creative visions come true, the world just wouldn't be quite as weird without you guys

[@AstroTom]

Thank you Binkus. This video had me and my sister in stitches from start to finish!

[@CubeItself]

literally the greatest creation in gmod ever

[@Haraldtwo]

actually good story

[@BoldDestinyAnimations]

I feel like I made up "Your mother is a bucket", I require money for you to say that. This is a joke you probably thought of that yourself, but I might said it during one of Timble's Overcharged Streams. I also made Medic say that.

[@weskerrebirth5849]

you both in general are considered more respected in my eyes than most other content creators on here purely because of how wacky you both are with creativity and a good game.

[@OmarShtaiwi_]

*"He made my daughter become unforeseen consequences"* That's it, I'm done.

[@RaTcHeT302]

THIS COMMENTER HAS BECOME *UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES*

[@justin2308]

But we’re only 3 minutes in. 😂

[@charlotte80389]

"but that isnt alex its an unforeseen consequence"

[@TheExperienceYT]

She’s gonna become Office Complex next

[@Xezian]

that made me lose my shit

[@xonxt7479]

this radiates roleplaying in the backyard with your friends at age 10 energy and I am here for it.

[@VeeTOHFan]

Breen yelling “HOW DARE YOU” and then fucking exploding is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[@LifeIsPain878]

Comedy truly peeked here

[@amp2]

Yes

[@erikjohnson2885]

Legit Breen moment the original voice actor would have been proud!

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Monologue skipped

[@VeeTOHFan]

@@MisterJohnDoe skipping dialogue and abrupt explosion sounds are a great mix

[@ADcommenter]

This entire story was just made so that binkus can execute his pun in the most strangest way possible

[@Extramrdo]

My god, the Borealyx... sitting on that pun for _a year_, every hour of every day it claws at your throat, begging for release... but you have *plans*.

[@Какой-точел-д7д]

Borealyx

[@LoneWindtheWolf]

Forget about "Epistle 3" and Leon's mod. THIS is the true conclusion to the Half-Life franchise.

[@AstroTom]

Forget about Freeman!

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

Lamda Core

[@lenadams854]

WHat's Leon's mod?

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

@@lenadams854 The Closure

[@AstroTom]

@@lenadams854 Half Life 3 is Wack

[@ipeefriely3034]

"We have the ability to see in metaphor now??" "Yeah just this one time and... maybe other places" This is essentially how the G-man operates canonically lmao

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Things Gman gained upon defecting: Functioning lungs Humanity Really weird posture Things Gman gained upon joining his employers again: More benefits Normal posture Still functioning lungs

[@Gwestytears]

Yeah why is Garry Man walking like Mario 64

[@leomartin7409]

​@@Gwestytearsah yes, Garry man

[@Richard-iv3ii]

"Because you have the ability to talk DOESENT MEAN YOU SHOULD," he probably said that back at black mesa and he never talked for 5 or 6 games.

[@erikjohnson2885]

I imagine Breen was going to say "HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY RESONANCE CASCADE!!!"

[@cabrinius7596]

nono, his actual line is "How dare yo-" *explosion*

[@leomartin7409]

​@cabrinius7596 no, his line was "HOW DARE"

[@memer1888]

“This is what you call a ERR-OR” had me laughing my ass off

[@gordon_freeman2542]

Yes.

[@leomartin7409]

​@@gordon_freeman2542no.

[@name12246]

Bro should get an Oscar Award for making the new Half-Life timeline for Valve, it's so good it brings a tear to my eye every time. Valve should hire him as story director for Valve games.

[@zoltanz288]

valve havent made games since hl 1.

[@forsene2297]

@@zoltanz288 what the hell?

[@reboi293]

@@zoltanz288 did you forget about portal, half life 2, portal 2, left for dead, ect ect?

[@DaltPKMN]

The Bore-Alyx Rap was the most funniest and unexpected moment in this entire video! Also, 11/10 plot, would watch again

[@_Zuc_]

- shoots manager with a huge caliber - “can you tell us your secret pwetty pwease? 🥺”

[@GabeDaNoob]

"Just because you have the ability to talk doesn't mean you should!" Lmao

[@GerultZRivivy]

"Your ability to speak does not make you intelligent"

[@drakothedragon]

@@GerultZRivivy I thought of the same thing lol

[@midlifecrisi]

44:12 made the entire video incredible.

[@averytiredman4857]

Finally a movie where they dont let the evil men talk, masterpiece I want to see more from this director

[@mrscruffles801]

A hero who doesn't hesitate for the sake of padding the plot would be really refreshing honestly, Mohagany should've be the main character in Puss in Boots TLW.

[@ChromiaCat]

Even as junky as this is it still makes way more sense than Leon's mod.

[@tnichols8273]

"Why is Cleiner my dad?"

[@TR33ZY_CRTM]

"We can't save the world because Alyx is too sad to accompany Gordon."_ _-- Leon's HL3_

[@ruskah0307]

​@@TR33ZY_CRTM "alyx means more to me than that whole damn ship" - the shapeshifting alien that took magnusson's form

[@pyropro8027]

"many enemies"

[@leeum20real]

Gnome means secret Easter Egg this level!

[@misterwizardman4309]

“how did you know my first last and middle name ?…..LAZLO thefinestmindofhis generation ???….let’s just say in the future you were at the bottom of the food chain”

[@lukevankleef4245]

*shoots general manager* ''Can you tell us your secrets please?'' I think he got the order wrong.

[@selbi182]

1:11 Prologue: Alyx Is Gone 4:40 Chapter 1: Taco Bell 9:49 Chapter 2a: Chrome Couch 13:28 Chapter 2b: Alyx Clones 16:22 Chapter 2c: Damsel In Distress 19:52 Chapter 3: Inside CNN 24:43 Chapter 4: Multiverse War 29:42 Chapter 5: Towards G-Man's Evil Realm 32:27 Chapter 6: Anime G-Man Battle 38:24 Chapter 7: Back Inside Black Mesa (feat. Laszlo) 45:09 Epilogue: In the Afterlife

[@leomartin7409]

WEVE GOT TACOES

[@PurpIexion]

Alyx Clones sounds like Alex Jones and I'm going to find a way to make this funny

[@Sc0rch_Burns]

This reminds me of when I used to play with action figures and I’d just make up stuff on the fly.

[@willmccoy13]

30:24 "I have a typo in the script" is the absolute best part of the entire video for me.

[@holojet]

31:19 It's funny how seriously he said "your mother is a bucket"

[@ThatGreenLED]

[Half-Life But the Entire Game is Google Translated flashbacks]

[@jaydaykoth]

This, is your mother. -Soliver TF3

[@marvinarellano3087]

​@@jaydaykothDear Mom...

[@coltpiecemaker]

Gordon and Eli going back in time to stop the Resonance Cascade would, un-ironically, be pretty cool in an actual Half-Life 3.

[@yapflipthegrunt4687]

epistle 3 though it was really the shattered dreams of a pissed off laidlaw, and wasnt the original plan for episode 3

[@PebsBeans]

Marc Laidlaw mentioned that idea on Twitter

[@The-Plaguefellow]

What I learned from this most-anticipated sequel of _Half-Life 2_ is that Eli's death was completely necessary, because - if he was allowed to live - he would turn into an unhinged psycho... Much worse than the Combine. And that Binkus should become the lead writer for all of Valve, immediately!

[@brownhorn111]

44:10 Was my favorite part of all of this on god like "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THI-" *SHoots the nuke* I AM FUCKING DYING OF LAUGHTER I CAN SEE THE STARS HHHHHAh help

[@Junotaku]

1:07 "Its gonna be janky and awkward" Same can be said for Leon's HL3 tbh

[@yndranth]

Best thing I have ever watched. Me, a completely random person, declare this to be 100% Canon.

[@Junotaku]

"Become unforseen consequences" is definitely a line I will continue to repeat

[@warywolf1729]

Shaggy could only dance, because if he used even 1% of his power, it would have caused further disruption in the multi-dimensional tear in reality. Duh.

[@morpho3294]

when he said "he made my daughter become unforeseen consequences" I felt that.

[@Какой-точел-д7д]

That what? THE UNFORSEEN CONSIQUENCES?

[@JustReznovsALT]

This is so emotinal Deadwater Gaming i cryed when Eli Vance said its advisoring time.

[@gordon_freeman2542]

Uh, Sure.

[@JustReznovsALT]

​@@gordon_freeman2542 True true Mr. Freeman when you said "..." I felt that.

[@gordon_freeman2542]

@@JustReznovsALT I am actually Ross Scott's Gordon Freeman from Freeman's mind.

[@JustReznovsALT]

@@gordon_freeman2542 Oh my gawd Mistah Freeman from the Freemans Mind i remember those series now they are nostalgic to watch now in days.

[@JustReznovsALT]

@@ironpainting1210 true

[@MrDirt]

41:47 For a moment I thought he is attempting an HLVRAI impression of Tommy, because his avatar uses Tommies head and by HLVRAI Canon Tommy is G-Man's sun too.

[@shagrat6686]

Son*

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

The "BORE-ALYX" rap fucking killed me, holy shit Absolute master piece, this whole thing

[@moonbeast32]

Thank you for adding the spoiler warning for half life alyx. I know it's been several years now since it's release, but it has taken some of us that long to save up for a VR headset. I only just got my valve index a couple days ago, so I'm not done with Half-Life Alyx yet.

[@theMyRadiowasTaken]

"several years" its been like 3 also did you ever finish it man

[@HUDcats]

The part where the positive multiverse appeared was epic and the gman boss fights were too

[@queenofnarnia1011]

"they're not a leftist column, they're a downist column" 🤣that made me *wheeze*

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

We need more downist media.

[@Fatih_M177]

Explain to me how dead water manages to make videos that are made literally 12 hours ago feel nostalgic and old, i love you guys

[@Fatih_M177]

Also the plot is actually really good NGL

[@cabrinius7596]

they're friends having fun and hanging out, and you sadly don't see much of that nowadays

[@Fatih_M177]

@@cabrinius7596 And not to mention that the way the first met was social media, meanwhile friends you probably met irl can be worse, making it even more sad, but hey, at least they have a good dynamic making it very fun to watch.

[@Elz_und_Elz]

This is like when I was a child and I’d try to make an adventure map in Minecraft. I loved every minute of this

[@misterwizardman4309]

“they find that they have far less polygons…”

[@patchmoulton5438]

Gman with Mario 64s animations is never something I would have thought of. Now it will replace my sleep paralysis demon.

[@snowyz8125]

the part where gordon is ontop of a truck shooting drones while eli drives to where alyx is feels like something that should be in hl3

[@drakothedragon]

“Time to cyberbully him.” *Unloads like fifty rounds into G Man*

[@Damian_1989]

The Gordon Freeman in this comment section being so talkative is quite ironic

[@BritishRailClass47]

Tru

[@somerand0mpers0n]

"Yes."

[@AstroTom]

This is all canon and no one can tell me otherwise! G-man immediately having a change of heart was so hilarious!

[@gordon_freeman2542]

Yes.

[@daigonmocs0785]

But isnt that what happened? He killed eli (or at least refused to prevent his death) then changed his mind and kidnapped alyx?

[@ladycharizard8972]

Also, so many awesome cameos in this story such as Spongebob, Shaggy from Scooby Doo, Handsome Squidward and many others!

[@parableCahoot249]

We need some dramatic Laszlo Thefinestmindofhis Generation fan art, in quality of HLVRAI fan art. We NEED it!

[@firstaid223]

This was beautiful, incredibly well done. Brings a tear to my eye. Gonna listen to Lofi Spinning Barney every day

[@hornet370]

im so glad yall and binkus are getting along, hopefully with the connection yall will get the attention yall deserve

[@justin2308]

“We have the ability to see in metaphor now?” Apparently, which means you probably also have the ability to speak in visible light.

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

Isn't that basically what writing is?

[@justin2308]

@@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches I guess, technically?

[@ninthdoctor7918]

When the words "War. War never changes" were said, I cried.

[@hikermrsblood1]

I’ve only recently discovered your channel, but this is by far my favorite video of y’all’s

[@YeOldDuck]

still better story telling than hunt down the freeman, 10/10

[@botbee2316]

I don’t think Valve can top this.

[@Aevony]

how my life has come to this, watching people roleplaying half life 3 in gmod

[@NotASpyReally]

that's a good life imo

[@sagnost]

This is the stuff you should have expected from these guys

[@monuri0451]

cant believe the new half life is a comedy

[@gordon_freeman2542]

Half-Life sitcom confirmed.

[@uberfaht1803]

I still remember a Barney stealing beer from sentient watermelons of war

[@EncryptedOS]

17:57 “Just because you have the ability to TALK doesn’t mean you SHOULD!” LOOOOL 😂

[@asgard85036]

This has got to be the funniest video I've seen this month

[@grayscale420]

The boys are growing! So glad to see that you guys are getting bigger.

[@wookiecookies]

who knew dnd and half life would work so well together

[@lemonnonnon3558]

47:30 in the background is the same Barney Lo-fi! Lazlo, the finest mind of our generation deservedly received an interesting development as a character, and does it seem to me, or did he wear sneakers? Your videos feel like daydreams and I'm always waiting for a notification about a new video. You do an incredible job and your content is cool, thank you

[@thehappycockatiel9568]

Gman doing the Mario jump is actually really cursed 😂

[@BatoruKosakku]

This feels like a Spiritual Sequel to "Half-Life VR but the A.I. is Self-Aware"

[@BinkusTheTrinkus]

Though I haven't watched that series since it came out, I'd be lying if I said I didn't take inspiration from it lol

[@forsene2297]

HLVRAI but better and funnier.

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

@@forsene2297 humor is subjective

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

ahm, Half-Life Alyx but the Gnome is Self-Aware

[@mrmr_zoomie]

HL2VRAI

[@kutekitty43]

31:19 "Your mother is a bucket." "Dear God." "There's more." "No."

[@luh034]

This is truly the the future of gaming

[@Ion115]

16:46 The way he flung him.. Straight outta some cartoon

[@LambdaCherry]

This is without any single doubt the best deadwater video

[@username-js8bd]

this is better than the entirety of hlvrai

[@agostonpahi3816]

i love how you used vandooeras's hl2 inspired music

[@theticksquad8218]

Taking the truck instead of the helicopter gave me Cat in the hat vibes with the dust-mat.

[@Nova-corpse]

half life epic ep3 not scam 100% omg so good.

[@gordon_freeman2542]

Thanks for the Vietnam flashbacks.

[@luggyschmuggy]

my god, this was the best story i've ever heard

[@cosmiccrafter6611]

give gman his 401k already

[@gordon_freeman2542]

He will only get it after he releases Adrian from stasis.

[@balazslelkes9949]

I did a Half Life maraton once, and when i went to sleep that night i had a dream that Half Life 3 came out and that i was playing it. I swear, in my dream the story was something like this, totally nonsense, and was so bizarre. This video reminded me of that.

[@kitt7555]

That ending was.... Oh man... Eli just prevented our destruction by nuking black mesa from half life Sven co op.

[@RulerGluer]

I like Binkus, he feels really cozy.

[@htwtrbg1]

Ah, cutscenes, the best Half-Life trope.

[@slickcalf985]

this is basically how my Gmod RPs with friends go

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

36:31 This entire exchange is amazing.

[@KlausWulfenbach]

I consider all of this to be canon until Bobby Kotick buys Valve and forces them to release a battle royale game called Half Life 3. Because until then this is the closest we're ever going to get.

[@Archbishopofcheeseburger]

Alyx: *dies right in front of her dad* Her dad: "Okay, I have a couple of notes here-"

[@Mr_Also]

I love how cnn headquarters is just power up form hl1 but with cnn wallpapers

[@jjmerrow8062]

This is the best D&D campaign I've ever seen

[@cuzthatshoweyroll]

*Enables Alyx AI* Alyx: Melts into floor

[@bigwoof7830]

Impulse 101 on Anomalous Materials is now cannon

[@flameguy3416]

Imagine if Valve actually released something like this with the title of Half-Life 3.

[@MouldyFishSticks]

I replayed 44:10 too many times, that was the funniest fucken thing I've seen

[@Hollarite]

"Fine. I'll do it myself."

[@Alfe5]

I was drinking soup near the end and I almost choked because I laughed so hard. 11/10

[@RRandomStuff]

oh my gosh this video had me wheezing, never change guys

[@Iruparazzo]

"borealex" I fuckin choked laughing omg lmao

[@easiesteevee2532]

"What is the meaning of this" "Hi" BOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[@Halfendymion]

"Definitely no nukes... unless you're me." It was FORESHADOWING

[@ladycharizard8972]

The fate of all mankind rests at a Taco Bell restaurant?

[@AstroTom]

😆

[@TheDizzyRabbit]

HE MADE MY DAUGHTER BECOME UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES!

[@emperorlv]

the Laszlo Thefinestmindofhis Generation is the greatest plot twist ever

[@keyboardoracle4436]

this was incredible, would love to see the add-on list for this

[@wesleyward5901]

I'm really surprised no-one has done a Half-Life DnD session before.

[@yurdi_yuri]

As a South Dakodian, i thought I reconized that Taco Bell

[@Endrax]

This was amazing I hope we see more in the future