"My hand, is stuck." "I'm gonna have to go, to the hospital."
@jenthefoxgirl11704 жыл бұрын
idk why but I couldn't stop laughing after that line.
@gay_madilynn4 жыл бұрын
Same energy as the vortigaunt "my brain is injured. I have a brain injury. Ow."
@guywhotellsthetime15854 жыл бұрын
6:42
@daladari34694 жыл бұрын
Poison headcrab: You got a lot of nerve dropping a grenade on me like that. Jfj: You got a lot of nerve being alive.
@omegagarry81924 жыл бұрын
JFJ PArents: What do you do for a living? JFJ: NI-
@JerzyStMac4 жыл бұрын
JFJ: " It truly is Christmas with you,...YOU'RE A NI..
@fugg35434 жыл бұрын
New Conglomerate gang
@TsarofTrolling4 жыл бұрын
Live free in the NC!
@wyattjeanes31833 жыл бұрын
-CE amirite?
@j3wsby3 жыл бұрын
Freedom through Force
@cheeseburgah5634 жыл бұрын
I love how JFJ and booger have a symbiotic relationship
@qubdwithaq4 жыл бұрын
Who, I ask you, who is the symbiote
@Dabajaws3 жыл бұрын
@@qubdwithaq depending on the situation yes
@danklemckspankle99794 жыл бұрын
JFJ and booger is like a chicken farmer having a pet chicken.
@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын
lmao yes
@toanomega4 жыл бұрын
The Jeff part was the scariest and immersive experience i’ve ever had in HL:A and one i will never forget because the fact that whenever he prowled near my proximity i would always cover my mouth, not because of his toxins, but because i was genuinely afraid that he would hear Alyx breathing. I had so much fun in that level
@jacktheripper77352 жыл бұрын
The most immersive experience for me was the sideways room in the Vault, almost made me throw up, its the first time I've ever been nauseous playing vr cuz I got really well acclimated to it when I started.
@mikebuston74074 жыл бұрын
"It's a antlion baby" Took you long enough to notice how a cute baby can turn into a antlion
@daonion4214 жыл бұрын
Antlions are cute too
@ulric84452 жыл бұрын
You can have a pet antlion
@connorpickens75234 жыл бұрын
The real HL: Alyx plot twist: J crushed the original Booger long ago and has just been replacing him in between the jump cuts. War crime of the century.
@wonder_platypus83372 жыл бұрын
This was always my head cannon.
@GenSmashsed4 жыл бұрын
Bruh if the devs don't make "booger" a canon meme
@warfour12613 жыл бұрын
Then what?
@GenSmashsed3 жыл бұрын
@@warfour1261 fuck if i know
@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi3 жыл бұрын
@@GenSmashsed mild disappointment
@feveredmushroomHD4 жыл бұрын
JFJ: Salutes Brave Enemy Jeff. Neo: Throws Trash on Jeff's Corpse
@charliedulol4 жыл бұрын
disrespectful!
@Commanderb24 жыл бұрын
"ITS AN ANTLION BABY" kek'd hard
@makka99814 жыл бұрын
5:56 watch the time go right out the window...
@Kuppancs.4 жыл бұрын
ooooooooooooh OK :D
@GaloTechDog4 жыл бұрын
Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know
@Yosh.34 жыл бұрын
GaloTechDog wasted it all just to watch you go
@ytpineapple4 жыл бұрын
@@Yosh.3 thought it was watch out
@thesaviorofsouls52104 жыл бұрын
Watch me jumping out of my window
@snxcks54054 жыл бұрын
Good to see JFJ is finally trying out being a woman. Truly empowering.
@maximnikolaev66274 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about sleeping.
@Mischievous__Slime4 жыл бұрын
@@maximnikolaev6627 And dying.
@oddacity58834 жыл бұрын
Melon Plant And more sleeping
@Mischievous__Slime4 жыл бұрын
@@oddacity5883 Oh thank you, i almost forgot that. :D
@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын
what
@harris54834 жыл бұрын
I love coming to this channel 30 seconds after the video was announced
@andrewthomas10214 жыл бұрын
14, take it or leave it
@CheeseYourself4 жыл бұрын
JFJ's relationship with Booger is pretty cute, until you realise that he's sitting in a room playing with an alien baby that only he is able to see
@AliShuffle75004 жыл бұрын
"What in God's name are you doing!" "Freeman you fool!" "Stop that!"
@commenturthegreat29154 жыл бұрын
It seems that every single person who plays this game picks a random object/animal and becomes friends with it.
@FirmanAsa4 жыл бұрын
Isn't it a let's player thing? I'm not sure if the people that are playing it for themselves are also doing that.
@toyotatacoma16164 жыл бұрын
Muhammad Firman Alisyahbana I mean, the half life games do encourage the players to carry a gnome across the game.
@tasuu_4 жыл бұрын
Commentur The Great slimecicle
@colew6884 жыл бұрын
My butt was clenched so hard during the jeff sequence
@user-uz6ft1or3g4 жыл бұрын
that was funny as shit
@user-uz6ft1or3g4 жыл бұрын
that was funny as shit
@numnumb59694 жыл бұрын
5:05 its been too long since i heard Raz's celebratory song
@AstroDandy4 жыл бұрын
ya stupid new kid
@angerybigdaddy85414 жыл бұрын
0:58 I want, no *NEED* a 10 hour version. Someone make it happen. Please
@mr.xearro4 жыл бұрын
Btw it took jfj almost 20 minutes to figure out that the freezer was the answer the whole time
@GrapeOfLife4 жыл бұрын
All the old half life’s where made years before I was born, so I’m only a recent half life fan. But ever since I saw half life Alyx trailer and stuff, I really wanted this game... and I got it. This is my favorite vr game without a doubt. It’s freaking scary and I’m not that far in but it’s amazing. Idk what else to say about how great it is, everyone has already said many great thing so, well, it’s just freaking amazing
@GrapeOfLife4 жыл бұрын
Idk how I said breakfast game instead of vr
@bi-polarbear20794 жыл бұрын
I was wondering when this was gonna get released
@lith37954 жыл бұрын
This came out a minute ago what?
@bobm_g4 жыл бұрын
Wait how did you comment 22 hours ago? The vid just came out.
@BestCupid4 жыл бұрын
Could be patreon stuff
@Duckshaha4 жыл бұрын
5:53 Either JFJ Just lost his mind with those stim packs, or his mother just got onto the computer.
@dedbread65034 жыл бұрын
THE DEACONSHIP OF BOOGER CANNOT BE. SILENCED
@soundwave56344 жыл бұрын
Man that whole bit with the Van at 6:30 is one of the best pieces of improv I've ever seen, It's so funny and even though multiple unexpected things happened it all flowed like everything was planned. Fucking Bravo my guy.
@BootsWDaSpurs4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, J, this is exactly what I needed, my hermit crab died yesterday and this really cheered me up, thanks man
@popninja86582 жыл бұрын
5:18 holy shit that actually worked
@citadel83734 жыл бұрын
I am so glad JFJ figured out booger is an antlion baby.
@Calypsobunz3 жыл бұрын
6:38 my favorite bit so far
@lildluffy79334 жыл бұрын
The brad bit almost killed me with laughter I was in pain
@theboneheads48013 жыл бұрын
Me: spends half an hour trying to get the lightning dog heart into the battery terminal, fails over and over, then does it properly JFJ: actually makes it into the terminal Me: impossible
@vincentfrights16904 жыл бұрын
6:00- I can’t believe how long it took me to get that joke, and how much I giggled when I understood.
@kittyvlekkie4 жыл бұрын
WhAt'S tHe JoKe?
@vincentfrights16904 жыл бұрын
Dani Kortekaas you’ll find out someday
@kittyvlekkie4 жыл бұрын
@@vincentfrights1690 Is it because TiMe FlIeS?
@manaulhoque65073 жыл бұрын
Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be A memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter
@DaBooce54 жыл бұрын
I keep saying to myself “huh did I watch this already?” Before remembering I watched the fucking stream.
@TheSwiiper4 жыл бұрын
This games horror sequence with Jeff is the reason I want to see dead space 1 on here
@ozziemathis44004 жыл бұрын
Girls: Guys don’t know heartbreak Guys: 7:02
@picklethebird13244 жыл бұрын
3:50, I was expecting the body to grab his hand. That would've been hilarious.
@OmegaManZero24 жыл бұрын
6:22 "...you should've gone for the head."
@marsy87494 жыл бұрын
As someone who has played the game himself, i gain sick delight from your encounter with jeff.
@SuperCoolrandomguy4 жыл бұрын
That sudden realization at the end is great.
@DergehTheDragonFox4 жыл бұрын
That my hand is stuck part made me laugh, Lol.
@JET-c7i4 жыл бұрын
Love ya dude, keep up the great vids!
@BeengoVEVO4 жыл бұрын
1:21 The ending of Doom Eternal songs be like...
@ravenbearden66953 жыл бұрын
5:56 " *smashes a window* .......Get it?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lazyvideoproductions29793 жыл бұрын
5:58 Time window... *sigh.* you got me.
@jrmorrow24 жыл бұрын
I don't know which part is my favorite. J showing his parents his videos or him dealing with JEFF
@cruzaider53393 жыл бұрын
J saying "How dare you how dare you!" Made my day
@Finkployd7514 жыл бұрын
I need “Manscaped”
@TheHiddenGlitch2 жыл бұрын
6:27 That accent was spot on 😂
@sillicuswillicus3 жыл бұрын
"hey booger how ya doing?" *KFC COMMERCIAL IMMEDIATELY PLAYS*
@thefinthechat9233 жыл бұрын
The other day I was with my cousin watching a TV show that I don't like and when 6:00 minutes passed I thought "Man, time flies"
@TheCrystalEverglow4 жыл бұрын
I love when he does theese 0:56
@rubyortega77883 жыл бұрын
My mom walked in and this was the first thing she heard 🙂 8:48
@Axitheoneandonly4 жыл бұрын
1:10 It was this moment he knew he fucked up
@Overlord997624 жыл бұрын
''Time for booger to fulfill his purpose...of being my friend c:''
@davidsmalley81154 жыл бұрын
JFJ's parents:" What do you do for a living" JFJ: (inserts joker meme here) you wouldn't get it
@user-ok9hr6rw6p4 жыл бұрын
jfj comes to a dead antline with a worm in his hand and says "Leggy, you are the father"
@doyourbest_uwu2 жыл бұрын
5:57 The joke is either "watch out" or "wasting time" and I'm not sure which is better.
@jannikhilger67392 жыл бұрын
Good to see that someone tressures there soulmate
@spacedout13954 жыл бұрын
Damn he posted this 2 hours after Half Life in VR but the AI is Self Aware was uploaded, got me mad fucked up man.
@vapingcat89233 жыл бұрын
i love that subscribe animation :3
@stevenflores70504 жыл бұрын
JFJ made a reference to Norm MacDonalds joke at 6:00
@ghostwithadrink47764 жыл бұрын
JFJ has inspired me to get half life Alyx
@flavorflavfanflavorflavbig22504 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else remember JFJ’s thirty minute matpat rant?
@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын
1st time around, people always lock jeff up to solve the puzzle then realize they need to unlock it but has anyone tried solving that bit of the puzzle before you lock jeff inside
@discoatafuneral83314 жыл бұрын
We need a brad mini series
@AndGoatz044 жыл бұрын
His brad voice sounds perfect
@donniefookinnowlad53094 жыл бұрын
I somehow got the joke when he threw the clock out the window
@mirek43574 жыл бұрын
Not a single My name Jeff was called how time has passed
@ariezon4 жыл бұрын
this is hillarious thank you jfj
@Suomi80Finnish3 жыл бұрын
RIP Headcrap 9:17
@Yakkzy4 жыл бұрын
....................... I GET IT, TIME FLIES
@arifcso66334 жыл бұрын
The alien bomb looks like opposing force alien bomb
@AceOfBlackjack4 жыл бұрын
Double tap the mag extract button will engage semi auto
@lildisappointment4994 жыл бұрын
The stars are big, and bright at night...
@lamooohey46714 жыл бұрын
JFJ is swagger souls
@dercarrot9914 жыл бұрын
BOOGERS ALIVE! I THOUGHT YOU MURDERED HIM!
@SnailSandwich4 жыл бұрын
The Brad bit was... entertaining
@wiredmetalplant61254 жыл бұрын
No fucking fear, most people I watch play half life alyx just book it sway from Jeff
@dylan-uy3pb4 жыл бұрын
JfJ would like the halo reticles
@dababy74004 жыл бұрын
Send booger to space you won’t no balls
@huntersvoice27544 жыл бұрын
Fuck he figured out booger's a grub.
@randomancer27704 жыл бұрын
I said that with wayyyyy too much certainty.
@hatz11074 жыл бұрын
To watch time fly
@Sgtnolisten4 жыл бұрын
*Begins video* *Immediately notices the worm icon is missing* WHERE'S BOOGER???
@BritShia4 жыл бұрын
Cosmic makes great art
@sumorley72674 жыл бұрын
the antlion bay part hahaa
@Hean4 жыл бұрын
Jason being a cheeky fucker :'D
@phoenix42674 жыл бұрын
Chad jeff vs virgin combine
@wrath12044 жыл бұрын
I like how he sleeps for 15 hours and I can’t get more than 6 Hours of sleep cause I never wake up past 10
@GaranNoDou2984 жыл бұрын
3:42 The Coom Medicine
@_HaiLo_4 жыл бұрын
*SockPuppet Is Back At It Again*
@yaskyjr45924 жыл бұрын
Liked for time flying
@elijahmunson7904 жыл бұрын
Half Life Alyx is fun 2: Jeff fucken dies
@ShebbyYT4 жыл бұрын
Booger the Baby Leggy
@539Graham4 жыл бұрын
booger is back
@MrTobyVee4 жыл бұрын
Wow, it really flew
@novagamer21754 жыл бұрын
You got fuckin terrified by your manz in the bacground with the hanger
@RealDTSM4 жыл бұрын
5:52 was that booger or imposter booger?
@JT-wr6fw4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if JFJ reads the comments but if he sees this one he should try and play “The Long Dark” that’s the name of the game