Half-Life Bullsquid Breakdancing

[@5postman_russian525]

Gordon doesn't need to see all this, he's a highly trained professional.

[@chanceForNotBeingRapper]

Gordon could foresee this in his dream, so he doesn't need to see all this

[@walterwhite6619]

Gordon doesn’t need to see all this he’s a highly trained dancer

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

All we had to do was follow the damn Test Chamber, Gordon!!

[@BurningFishGaming]

We've assured the DJ that nothing. will. go. wronnnnnnng.

[@MrFreeman64]

Yes

[@JackOfBlackPhoenix]

I like how Protozoan is basically an alien disco ball in this scenario

[@slugcat_number_75487]

o yea

[@RaposaCadela]

So that thing had a name, cool!

[@survivor3833]

Wait, i fought it's name was bullsquid?

[@AceOfCrowbars]

@@survivor3833 They're talking about the floating thing that looks like an alien disco ball.

[@survivor3833]

@@AceOfCrowbars Oh, I think I didn't notice it. Thanks for explaining)

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

Average reaction to hearing Klaxon Beat.

[@KwadDamyj]

I like to imagine the diagnostic speaker in the HEV suit is what's playing the music when you first put it on in HL1.

[@slugcat_number_75487]

dudes same 💀

[@kanizan]

@@slugcat_number_75487 oui

[@Liquid_Ocelot1288]

Your pfp☠️

[@kanizan]

@@Liquid_Ocelot1288 You 🤮

[@XanderNiles]

This is surely the top quality content your subs were expecting from you Marph. Brilliant job.

[@dustypaint]

I can't expect a thing from him anymore, there is no secret left to dig and find burried within Half Life anymore

[@XanderNiles]

@@dustypaint yeah, he pretty much covered everything at this point.

[@josephdouglas6482]

I mean I missed this one and I'm certainly glad I came back for it.

[@ruadeil_zabelin]

I was expecting some indepth explanation about how in certain very specific conditions bullsquid ai would cause it to breakdance... but i'm not disappointed

[@henriquecorbilopes9000]

It could be a Rick roll...

[@-Raylight]

Gordon : *"That's rad!"* **Starts taking notes to breakdance*

[@ArghyadeepPal]

Even the orb in the background looks like a disco ball

[@noname323]

It's called protozen

[@mariocamspam72]

@@noname323 protozoan

[@Guruc13]

I never realized how emotionally attached I've become to the underdog enemy, the bullsquid

[@toxic_shr00m]

Ever since I layed eyes on one a few years ago when I played Half-Life for the first time I knew that I loved them Also don't even get me started on how hot they are because GOT DAMN

[@MrVladDubrovski]

@@toxic_shr00m bruh

[@pikachu4999]

@@toxic_shr00m двачер

[@mikewright7964]

Back when this track was played during that loading screen on CS I always had to bump my head to it

[@therealmusicfan64]

Thanks to Bullsquid, Gordon learnt to lower his right arm.

[@MrDrCthulhu]

It's a good thing Gordon is wearing the HEV suit, because those moves are hazardous.

[@Elfcheg]

They're out of this world!

[@henriquecorbilopes9000]

"Thank god for the hazard suit"

[@therealayydriansheepherd9991]

"Nature is beautiful" -Someone's word i already used for some reason

[@MetalX34]

bullsquids slowly evolving into alien sapiens during their "cut content" stasis

[@lymphoid]

This kind of content never gets old ❤

[@kanizan]

Hl1 sfm especially i find x)

[@SirpixelAnimations]

"How much shit we can do and discover in half-life?" Gaben: "yes"

[@hertoramann]

I thought you have found another myth of this game haha

[@aquajet2817]

What are you talking about? Marph here recorded the very first breakdancing bullsquid on tape.

[@hertoramann]

@@aquajet2817 oh my bad.. i was wrong :(

[@rubinolas6998]

That looks like how a falling animation would look like, incredible

[@CrazyKosai]

This is the content I subscribed for.

[@igorigor3960]

I saw the cat dancing video, Blackimus, I saw it

[@Scouter953]

Not gonna lie, this is definitely me when Half-Life Bullsquid Breakdancing

[@Halfpipesaur]

Damn, I can't believe Valve programmed this behaviour so realistically. Half-Life was truly ahead of its time.

[@kizmetmars]

Did... did Gordon Freeman just get served?

[@kakangdailyjournal4863]

My man is doing the flair

[@ohaider123]

Looks like the mob inside a mob spawner in minecraft

[@Dabadi4834]

Friday night resonance cascade

[@biomechanicalcyber-jesus7573]

Out-fookin-standing mate, best GoldSource/Source engine and Game mechanic research of all times.

[@vay2654]

huge content, thank you so much Marphi

[@southcarolinianentertainment]

Damn. You weren't lying.

[@TheBloodyViki]

I love short videos that deliver exactly what the title says.

[@supermcbrian]

i know your still around (i see you around youtube comments) and prolly cookin up somethin. but thank you for all your hard work over the years. as someone who loves half-life since i was a child your videos mean so much to me and the community.

[@spawncampingnoob]

this truly says a lot about the bosnian bread market scandal of 2067

[@E-102_Gamma]

Ah, I remember it like it was yesterday.

[@eggomccool]

this funny dog has swag and class

[@woodyTM]

My violently lucid fever dream has revisited me in physical form

[@InfiniteNames]

After that Gordon and I went for burgers

[@Simte]

My reaction to that information.

[@MSaint]

Bullsquid has learned the Breaker style!

[@oliverparker9812]

Gordon: Haha Bullsquid you can’t buss it down sexual style.

[@sarasPP]

This is the highly important information I subbed for.

[@R33B0W]

This is one of the videos of all time

[@seva809]

Marph has discovered all of the Half-Life secretes. Lets let him rest.

[@GabeDaNoob]

Me everytime i grab the HEV suit:

[@timetochronicle]

"This is why we need Half-Life 3, the Half-Life fans are going insane." -Noclick

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

I mean he did break danced in the sense that he broke every single bone in his body with a dance.

[@SNOUPS4]

Good music choice and timing haha

[@alexisleroy7540]

We needed that. Thank you

[@elcobra98]

He's been bullsquidding for the 20 years Gordon's been in stasis.

[@Will_Negs]

They're waiting for you, Gordon... On the dance floorrrrrrrrrr.

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

I half expected him to unintentionally smack Gordon with his tail

[@LegoAnimations6370]

Cursed beyond words.

[@vemanjadhav]

Gordon no longer regrets botching up the experiment.

[@MrFreeman64]

I love the half life community

[@bohdankuziv2707]

100 years later this super secret easter egg was finally found!

[@HyperSmiley]

"you have been bullsquiding for 6 seconds"

[@arthurghahramanyan3279]

Gordon was left speechless

[@Paronak]

Breathtaking

[@alehzanderh]

Yes. This is the ultimate content. Nothing can improve it.

[@Iffy350]

The Sims have created a Resonance Cascade.

[@florisb690]

Gordon get away from that.... AAGHH. Mister freeman... Not that I wish that you be dancing on the the job. The borderworld, Xen, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed with.thh..your dancing skills. You’ve proved yourself a decisive dancing man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do with those skills. If you’re interested in dancing, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes. Wisely done, Mr. Freeman. I will see you up ahead in dancing class.

[@hodispilled]

I never thought I'd see a bullsquid dancing.

[@ericdanielski4802]

Nice breakdancing.

[@lunafederation-official]

Drill Sergeant from Opposing Force shows up “Holy Jesus what is that?”

[@onlymorrow]

not nearly long enough my mate

[@daedalus6433]

Now this is a quality Running With Scissors video.

[@bigmaxy07]

That is actually a proper breakdance

[@fenrirsrage4609]

Gordon then proceeds to learn Breaker style

[@ThatSmartYoutubeUser]

This is why bullsquids are still the best hl1 enemy

[@cURLybOi]

I've seen 12 seconds and immediatelly assumed I'm watching a LockPickingLawyer defeat some shitty lock :D

[@mfaizsyahmi]

When you listen to the alpha Diabolical Adrenaline Guitar

[@gamesgo6724]

Damn such good behaviour

[@honzabalak3462]

You have been BullSquidding for 0:12...

[@KMS00000zero]

new bullsquidding just dropped

[@sausum_real]

This was worth the wait

[@a.k8185]

that explains why postal4 is in a loop type of situation

[@XannisV]

Such amazing discovery for science

[@aliennathan6089]

“Instead off dying sad I’m going to have a fun time on xen” bull squid.

[@zulubunsen9067]

To quote Auralnauts: "If it's a Dance Fight you want, a Dance Fight you'll get."

[@kozlorog]

Thank you, MaphitimusBlackimus, very cool!

[@willgiovi]

The little ball up top is his disco ball

[@YZYE]

Marphitimus uploading:

[@kryskiller666]

As Father Grigory once said: Tread lightly brutha, for this is based ground

[@tonygoodman]

Well, it chose to breakdance at the right time.

[@himynameisben95]

I thought this was going to be a genuine analysis video

[@usaccdecks8363]

Now we need a version of Barney with a cat

[@winni2701]

Imagine bringing a Ghetto Blaster to Xen, you would keep the Bullsquids busy.

[@Huguito]

I always love this game for my life

[@mariobernal9346]

This is the reason I stay subscribed.

[@zaiux]

When you can't help to dance to the resonance cascade

[@mechajesus948]

I feel some how.... reborn.

[@critical_alter1]

oh boy i sure do love bullsquidding

[@lunaticzeroone]

I don't know what I expected.

[@dsdy1205]

You have been bullsquidding for 1157 days

[@klimaxkid]

Half life mod where you play as a bullsquid

[@differentbush]

please return marphy. Theres still more things to do. The valve giant asset leaked. Unused half life models and shit

[@MarphitimusBlackimus]

I'm right here. I've got plenty of video topics to cover, and I have every intention of getting around to them when I have the opportunity to dedicate the time and effort required to create them.

[@differentbush]

@@MarphitimusBlackimus Oh.. alright sorry..

[@keiko431]

Gordon be like: *Crowbar noises*

[@aquelecientista4491]

i watched this video on the KZbin preview and somehow I figured you were going to use this song.

[@Daburubareru]

Love or hate them they're spitting facts the bullsquid.

[@Afterburner215]

I demand to see an edit of this with the OG 90s DNB music

[@maximilianofernandez4403]

Gordon looks like: "...what is wrong with this bullsquid is okay?" 0:05

[@lunchbox997]

I'm bullsquidding to this video

[@ioanluke3220]

why does the bullsquid look highly intelligent