Half Life but it's ran through google translate

Works for half-life, but works Google Translate
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[@Jane-qh2yd]

I love how sometimes you can hear the confusion in the voice actor's voices when they have to read their lines

[@kronykaal3824]

"Samosa was the... Purpose of suffering?"

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

HardGore/ / time stamp

[@albanianfish]

WHERE IS THE S H A Q T U S

[@Jane-qh2yd]

@@albanianfish "Cesaro"

[@kronykaal3824]

@@lo0neyt0ons44 Not in Kevin's video. "A Jolly Wangcore" made a video of this mod, and it was in his video. Don't know how Kevin missed this.

[@bashmashash]

"the elevator has been closed. but still comes up." reads like one of those bad motivational instagram posts

[@Archangel.Azrael]

my brain

[@The_Man_In_Red]

Or just something that InspiroBot says

[@Slickdown]

"The light inside has broken, but I still work" - Some random defective vending machine

[@kellymountain]

Address hot

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

exactly

[@icecranberry2148]

I also left some hidden glasses." My mind when I can't find where I put my glasses.

[@amidar6634]

Plot twist, it's on your head

[@mate323]

yes brain, we left the glasses, but w h e r e. Brain: hidden glasses.

[@omarabdelkadereldarir7458]

I can relate to this. All my senses just disappear without my glasses on.

[@amethyst1989]

My humour is destroyed because of comments like these I stg

[@lou4619]

Surprise scavenger hunt for my glasses

[@jiggycalzone8585]

"Winning wont buy me a beer" is one of the most cuttingly real statements Ive ever heard from an NPC

[@Cosmo_Project]

It sounds like something from skyrim

[@lruth4808]

Google Half Life: "this game allows you to hear" Me, who's deaf: :D Google Half Life, not even a minute later: "REMOVE THE DISABLED" Me: D:

[@ericarutkowski2966]

WHY DO YOU NOT HEAR

[@PIta03141]

WE TRIED TO ADVICE

[@jfk8745]

Good you won't be able to hear me break into your house

[@lruth4808]

@@jfk8745 buddy i'll leave the door unlocked, just wear a mask when you steal my stuff

[@jfk8745]

@@lruth4808 I always wear a mask, how do you think I haven't been caught

[@westwordsemma8208]

"Unfortunately, there was a free man" What Jim Pickens says about everyone not in the knitting basement yet

[@dailyraptor7700]

Or the vault or the painting room or the other vault.

[@sidhackney8831]

I imagine this is what all language looks and sounds like for Turg

[@meatmasskapad]

555th like

[@themightyalmatysquirrel4228]

Turg like funny word

[@britishempire2326]

669th like, noice

[@billdance3710]

@@britishempire2326 I was 670

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

yes

[@uncle8658]

Kevin's editing is getting so good, that I can barely see Jim holding him at gunpoint

[@GenericGeeza]

*The Great Leader Jim Pickens* isnt, he is above Kevin using the puppet strings to get Kevin to move, the poster must be correct

[@Cmike228]

This is A really good comment

[@dudeguy9081]

This comment is great for when you are early because it can work on literally all of Kevin’s videos. Its so versatile.

[@poohead7273]

ey you cant forget @kippesoep001 and @tropicalfreeze2 who also helped edit(;

[@spiritbx1337]

@@GenericGeeza FALSE! In the original manga, You find out in the fourth arc that Jim and Kevin are actually the same person, but with split personalities. The reason that Kevin plays Jim in his videos is to appease his other personality, Jim. This helps him remain in his Kevin form longer. You would KNOW this if you were a REAL Kevin fan. SMH >.>

[@DuncanDonutzRAWRXD]

"Unfortunately there was a free man" When someone escapes Jim Pickens basement

[@Seen420]

“Oh no there is a free man!” -Jim Pickens

[@Thedarkassassin88]

“This game allows you to hear” Finally. A game that’s inclusive for deaf people.

[@Ykskolme]

Remove tHe DisAblEd"

[@DuncanDonutzRAWRXD]

But first you must, REMOVE THE DISABLED

[@Ykskolme]

@@DuncanDonutzRAWRXD Indeed, how can you learn to function/sense/see when youre *ALrEadY rEmOvED*

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

o

[@emysry5896]

"Look for the maid" is probably "look for server" which makes sense when you think about it lol.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

That... makes a certain sense. Although personally I would have gone with "Look for the waiter" ;-)

[@XxFluffyxX]

Big brain

[@natelover3000]

CrunchyFrog the thing is that the mod creators didn’t choose it, they ran it through google translate dozens of times from language to language, and google translate isn’t that accurate so it comes out weirdly

[@maxkho00]

@@natelover3000 It's actually very accurate from language to language (at least for major languages like German, Spanish, French, and to a lesser extent Russian, Polish, Chinese), but over many languages - especially the less-supported ones - the imperfections start to accumulate, and the end result ends up being extremely cryptic.

[@zarnox3071]

@@maxkho00 It isn't even due to occasional poor translations. Some languages literally don't have the capacity to convey the same meaning as others when translated.

[@Martin-vd4cm]

"Climb the mountain to start spinning" - Inspirational quote writers

[@ahobbit1273]

It sounds like something Inspirobot would put out

[@HelloXrancidkitteh]

that guy was totes inspired by The Sound Of Music, where she runs up the mountain and spins, singing 'the hills are alive' lol.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

mmmmm

[@insertfunnynamehere214]

This game is in Turg speak.

[@anniedangerface]

Turg turg turg turg

[@insertfunnynamehere214]

TURG TURG TURG TURG

[@SVTOKO]

LMFAOOO DEADASS 💀💀💀

[@ynwa9745]

ITS ME

[@michaelkrieger6562]

turg

[@reddragonX1000]

1:00 "This game allows you to hear" People before Half-life existed: "..."

[@pablorodriguezcabrera6231]

More like leave you deaf.

[@vyrusmcdisco7514]

"We have to remove the disabled" Me in the wheelchair: "Welp, guess I'll be going now"

[@SuspiciousKoala]

You know, I think this version of Half-Life is more accurate to the brain trauma Gordon must have suffered during the resonance cascade.

[@eriksmith3089]

You do have a point

[@adamk203]

"Half-Life, but Gordon's brain has been microwaved by the resonance cascade"

[@necrobynerton7384]

@@adamk203 he does get hit by a beam 2 times

[@anniedangerface]

“Something is dead here.” Yes, Kevin’s soul.

[@emmaingleslenobel97]

As well as mine

[@IamaPERSON]

Soul? You mean black hole?

[@anniedangerface]

Emma Nobel - I suppose mine too, although if you never had any feelings to begin with is it even possible for your soul to be dead?

[@whytho8856]

@@anniedangerface are you sure you never had any feelings though? jeez, the more comments i make the more i sound like a default conspiracy theorist that believes you're faking it also, we meet again, you amazing person😤

[@anniedangerface]

why tho? Just don't talk to Rodrigo, he's always accusing me of being Grognak in disguise which clearly is very untrue. Just another conspiracy theory... >.> And how dare you, you intelligent hilarious person 😡

[@InsanityPrevails]

"Sorry, this is going to be a long video folks" Yeah, as if that would ever be a BAD thing

[@kronykaal3824]

I would really enjoy a stream of this

[@darkstar1449]

I've watched enough of Kevin's game videos to know his brain wouldn't endure two hours plus of a single play through. In fact I could already hear it moaning; "fek this shite Kevin, we need a beer" by the end of this video.

[@xplatypus516]

Dark Star winning won’t buy me a beer

[@Mikoeditsfr]

@@xplatypus516 i have hidden some glasses

[@xplatypus516]

@@Mikoeditsfr lol, I don’t even remember writing that comment

[@EmberSkyyye]

This video is what English sounds like to non-English speakers.

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

Or the gibberish of schizophrenics xD

[@diggydiggyhole-fan]

Or how people who don't speak English try to write English on Discord.

[@Runescapevidproducer]

Or how people who don’t write English try to speak English on Discord.

[@Packle.]

@@Runescapevidproducer You didnt even try to hide that you stole that comment from Sleepy Goose

[@Runescapevidproducer]

@@Packle. Reread the comment and come back to me on that one.

[@theonelincoln]

The sentence “Why didn’t you hear? We tried to advice” and Kevin’s response is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time

[@realisticbutter]

i have never played half-life so this is my first impression of such a well known game, thank you kevin, i think

[@anniedangerface]

Your username makes me feel some type of way. And that's saying something, cuz usually I feel nothing

[@realisticbutter]

Default Default nice to meet someone with such an interesting name

[@plumchicken]

watch half life but the ai is self aware

[@kronykaal3824]

@@plumchicken Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@pollos6631]

Hello brother

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

“Please, leave me to justice.” ~Batman

[@voxvolhynia5400]

" I ' m B a t m a n " ~Batman

[@callmeturg]

“It is a new game, Download the game, *Look for the maid* “ That escalated quickly

[@yeaman8111]

REPORT my next comment

[@GenericGeeza]

@@yeaman8111 Why?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@GenericGeeza she spams links

[@anniedangerface]

Whitefury55 Gaming Some bot copied their name and has been posting spam comments

[@GenericGeeza]

Ok

[@lame_henry]

“If you use the microwave a few times the casserole inside will explode” - Ps1 Hagrid

[@-_.Melody._-]

Thank you, PS1 Hagrid! Very cool!

[@heatherfennell3882]

"You feel like you are in the barrel today" does sound like it could be a saying.

[@lucasbischoff2268]

Kevin after killing someone: "Oh that's so uncomfortable; all the noise and everything."

[@REALROCKFM]

Around me, the familiar faces surrounding me are, Worn down buildings, the buildings are worn down, Water from eyes are filling up my glass, Expressions? None. I have never seen an expression, Can you find a funny? Find me a sad, dreaming of dying is a little bit fun. _n o t v e r y s a n e g l o b e_

[@deodorant3106]

Didn't know Kevin sounds so different when he speaks russian

[@exosproudmamabear558]

It sounded like a woman but that's probably my imagination

[@gripghoulshorts2503]

Kevin's intro are insane enough

[@samanthastone8277]

He kinda sounds like default

[@shadowwolf6205]

@@samanthastone8277 no can't be, way too much emotion

[@realitsjoe6828]

Timestamp? I'm about halfway through the video

[@j4r3dr3y]

“remove the disabled” Christ... ._. This mod

[@yokusai593]

It used to say “Remove the crippled”, not sure why they changed it.

[@jordynw9774]

Is it really that bad to say?

[@rilmar2137]

I mean, didn't the UK wanna cut the homeless people in half?

[@NoobGyver]

cicero freyman will first remove the crippled

[@anniedangerface]

Oh god my life is in danger then

[@intarancane4106]

You missed on of the best part. "What does our device do?" "Havnt decided yet."

[@BinkusTheTrinkus]

Also the intro credit "Your mother is a bucket"

[@stefanorafa]

"Well...I WILL EMBRACE YOU"

[@D00000T]

Napkin story

[@johncruelty1]

tahts why the resonace cascade happened

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

lol

[@roehend8947]

Thank for putting in the subtitles yourself Kevin since you couldn't find the option to do that in settings. Doing so took extra time that you weren't required to do, but it made viewing easier for people who have trouble hearing. Thanks for doing that

[@jackryanTV]

“I’m probably better off dead, I don’t understand anybody in this world” damn kevin. that hit a lil too close to home.

[@leroi696]

uff

[@MikeHawk-bg5ss]

R/imKevinAndThisIsDeep

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

are... you okay, bud? did you wanna talk about it?

[@rthwip]

2:14 is so deep. He says other guy hurts him and the scientist says leave me to justice because he finally understands hurting him is not going to make him love the scientist.

[@whytho8856]

omg😢

[@ImaniWoodward]

“I am not daddy” *False*

[@ahuman9519]

‘Tis very very very false

[@dad.b.y]

true

[@Malu-di1ur]

Is he baby

[@ahuman9519]

Malu no that’s Turg

[@mauktheogre4477]

Whats with peoples obsession with calling youtubers daddy. Its creepy and awkward.

[@guywithgun6853]

_"he is trying to kill me"_ - *any NPC that meets Kevin ever*

[@pedrostormrage]

2:14 "He is trying to hurt me" That NPC must know Kevin :P

[@EustaBAracer]

"I am not daddy!" Daddy Kevin, 2020

[@DrNachoBalls]

"Kyevin" - Google Translate, 2020

[@ahuman9519]

“Kyevin” - Kyevin, 2020

[@failedabortion1894]

кевин

[@MeatisMagic256]

How to fake Russian- put a Y in front of every E.

[@errorsans4308]

@adam goessl “Kyevin” - Googlye Translatye, 20020

[@ahuman9519]

I speak enough Russian to sing this song almost perfectly kzbin.info/www/bejne/qHXMk5-vmMdqq7M

[@hyvnmni]

"despite what the youtube comments are saying, i am not daddy" okay, whatever you say, daddy.

[@Ilivepuppys]

spell it right its dady lol

[@MN-zt7oc]

We need a version of this where Kevin’s commentary is also put through google translate.

[@marymelancholia1838]

"Gordon, your clothes should be comfortable for you." Shouldn't they be for everybody? 😌 But the more important lesson I learned, is propably: "Winning won't buy me a beer." Damnit! Why not? 😐

[@bibbytenbillion]

because barner need to win the alhocoal for the grogan for him the debt in the for him

[@kronykaal3824]

The original line was: Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!

[@marymelancholia1838]

@@kronykaal3824 Well... this was actually helpful. 😄 I still wonder why winning won't buy me a beer, though? Is it because Google drank it all while translating and there is non left? 🤔

[@kronykaal3824]

@@marymelancholia1838 np. I played this game so many times now, I almost know every line by heart. Also, winning won't buy you a beer, because it buys you vodka.

[@kronykaal3824]

@MashySpikePlate Hmmm... I think I'd like to meet this Jen

[@kresi3283]

"Destroy the game" you could just say uninstall like everyone else...

[@WhiteScorpio2]

He physically throws the hard drive with the installed game into an active volcano.

[@lonelyjessie8383]

ONLY IF UR SINGLE kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGmwZKqkbLGHers 🙄😘❤

[@justinasspurga7258]

Yup thank god everything else makes sense!

[@ThePixel650]

@@lonelyjessie8383 lol

[@yeaman8111]

@@ThePixel650 dislike and report me

[@Screeech]

Half life but for once I don’t “destroy the game”

[@rafaelalodio5116]

It's the game that destroyed him

[@caipiranha4714]

I was LAUGHING my ass off, PLEASE do another episode! Or multiple!!! The SOUNDS I MADE

[@yummieyz7736]

“The creepy man in the lab coat is chasing me” Famous last word

[@slothyy9503]

"REMOVE THE DISABLED" Hayte cryme

[@jacobhogan3208]

Nobody: A 5th grader trying to sound smart: "I'm not sure how to come to the knowledge being ready to assist to establish a fruitful and unwind."

[@whomidity3953]

I want all the comments to just be gibberish like the characters. What have I done

[@rdzr1kinpin]

Really? I'll just meet you in the lap dance plataform

[@lo0neyt0ons44]

My people. The schizophrenia speak

[@blankexpression34]

Everything is fine (originally "Sure, no problem")

[@shoutarho6081]

I am so sorry for the late notice but I'm not going to make any time to go.

[@burgeridiot]

Excuse me, is the elevator going to work?

[@pwnagb6393]

"those who do not live on the medical board.... *TEST ROOM* "

[@warriorsmustang1784]

The dialogue still makes more sense than Dr. Coomer, Benry, and Tommy

[@FancyCat69]

Kevin fits in well with these fellows

[@murkyhydra6351]

"I greet you with hey, person who is free and male"

[@Loubaloo31]

Me approaching a potential date at the bar.

[@jamieisfierce]

This is what it feels like to talk to a fluent person after 10 years of language class

[@cookiestyleguy5886]

I absolutely lost it when Kevin read the sign about the important security guard in San Francisco

[@dasfowler]

Kevin: "I used noclip" Older Millenials and Gen X: "Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written."

[@Jetfox967]

Train announcer: If it is convenient to get off the bus, you must first remove the disabled. Me: Jesus Christ, this mod got dark very quickly.

[@darien9487]

Getting some real Half Life VR AI vibes here. Kept expecting a 'Hello' Gordon' or demand for passports.

[@Makverus]

I came to the comment section looking for this comment. You have excellent taste, random Internet person!

[@darien9487]

Look, a reply! These can help us traverse pits, Gordon!

[@barkbark5265]

Me each time I see a security guard: Oh god no it’s him

[@kronykaal3824]

Sunkist

[@cowboyanxiety]

ahaha same here though

[@sehzzy]

Kevin: “It might be easier for you if you’ve played this game before” Me: fluent in half-life google translate because of many hours of game play

[@korokonas]

HL1 Security Guard: *approaches Kevin* Me: *Passport Trauma intensifies*

[@mountainashtree]

Winning wont get him a beerbut it will get him a soda

[@playerzero404]

Soda!@@mountainashtree

[@qee4617]

cringe

[@TheAlmightyJello]

@@qee4617 k

[@-_.Melody._-]

Hello, Gordon!

[@benmckee1122]

The dedication from the voice actors of this is really impressive

[@ItsMiccaelBoo]

“Hello! We did that!” “I want to know!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that took me tf OUT 😭 Lord, what are they trying to say 😩😩😂

[@anniedangerface]

You have a gorgeous singing voice, and I also love your hair. I'm sorry to have to compliment you but it's what we do in this criminal cult

[@ItsMiccaelBoo]

Default Default Ayyyy thank you so much! Plus your names default so this is a top tier compliment 😭

[@matthewturnock8725]

@@ItsMiccaelBoo but then shouldn't he be indifferent to your pretty hair? 🤔

[@anniedangerface]

Matthew Turnock Well, it's just so pretty that it even bypassed my inability to feel. For one small moment I had...emotions :O

[@ItsMiccaelBoo]

Matthew Turnock gonna be honest, I half thought this was gonna be an r/wooosh moment for that exact reason 😂

[@brodie8728]

Alternate title: Half Life Gameplay Walkthrough Part 1 “gangnam style”

[@bendy2666]

Another alternate title: So I installed half-life Google translate edition

[@zackarywright1516]

"I am not daddy" Press x to doubt

[@thegrouchization]

FYI, it's "The Cicero" not "This is a Row". For some reason Gordon got translated to Cicero.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

*clicks destroy the game button* "In a shocking turn of events today, Valve, the juggernaut game company that owns the largest PC game sales service in the world, has mysteriously disappeared. When asked for comment, one fan simply said 'I knew Half Life 3 was never coming out.'"

[@britigerasmr4391]

Kevin: I'm not Daddy Myself: Riiiiiiiiiight

[@TheClarkChannel]

Kevin is using reverse psychology. He wants us to keep calling him daddy

[@liovino]

A part of me is miffed that this is his first experience with hl1 but only because he didn't blow up the casserole

[@kronykaal3824]

Yeah, I was waiting for that as well.

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

"those who do not live on the medical board, test room" Words of Wisdom

[@janiprice6117]

The fact that the maker got people to voice act the nonsense was wonderful

[@Spootnik]

I'm really hoping they got the voice actors off fiver, that adds a layer of confusion

[@BinkusTheTrinkus]

It was just me, my wife, and my friend Nathan that did the voices, but MAN that would've been hilarious to pull off XD

[@ahobbit1273]

BinkusTheTrinkus Thank you three for your service, this is hilarious.

[@starkiller332]

3:45 only Kevin can accidentally speedrun the game.

[@Asparagus_stars]

I’m in shock he didn’t say “and today we’re doing something a little bit different” because ... Kevin speaking in Russian seems a little but different to me...

[@bradboxrud7233]

"Look Gordon, Ropes! We can use these to cross large pits!"

[@-_.Melody._-]

*_HELP ME GORDON!_*

[@briancho1825]

5:56 "Allow temptations" followed by "I am waiting for you" is the most indirect pick up line I've heard in my life

[@James_Ma11hewsLIVE]

Kevin: *plays any game* The NPCs: "Heh heh, I'm in danger..."

[@arathhunter]

More like "Ha ha, I will be removed soon."

[@woolfieMcP]

"if it is convenient to get off the bus, you must first ReMOve tHe DisABleD"

[@EmilyTaylor-cw1hz]

Jesus if he was a game dev: this game allows you to hear.

[@REALROCKFM]

I know almost all the actual dialogue off by heart so i feel like i’m having a stroke while watching this

[@GoldKnightProduction]

This *absolutely is not* the way to experience Half Life for the first time, but I'm very happy to see someone try to make sense of this.

[@Martin-vd4cm]

"Unfortunately, there was a free man" - Soviet government, 1950

[@graypetcoyle]

- King George III, 1783

[@jeaddhist]

@@graypetcoyle You'll be back

[@jockeyfield1954]

- Jefferson Davis, 1865

[@jazzpancake1167]

Please play so much more of this. Thank you. Loved it.

[@maverickracer442]

2:36 Now Kevin needs to add a character named Alejandro Freeman to his Sims series as a tribute 😂

[@DJZONIMUSIC]

9:06 Half Life, but Kevin plays it like it’s DOOM

[@sinnerthesinful552]

"I am not daddy" -Daddy Kevin, 2020

[@Ankil.B]

wow, i was really surprised hearing my language in Kevin's video! )

[@rat9041]

i havent seen kevin in ages and... holy shit is he hot with a beard

[@TheGaryHughes]

Full playthrough or we remove the disabled

[@thejiracros]

3:30 "I am not daddy" sure, daddy.

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

"I'm getting eaten by the ceiling!" I lost it at that, this is my Half-Life internal monologue from now on. 🤣

[@sawineeedwards1262]

"look Kevin, ropes! It can help us through big pits"

[@Eaogrim]

2:13 - "He is trying to hurt me" - Me, everytime Kevin uploads a new video

[@fletch0g376]

Was anyone waiting for the guard to say "Do you have your passport?"

[@-_.Melody._-]

Gordon, I'm full.

[@fletch0g376]

@@-_.Melody._- legend xd

[@Ca18detEnjoyer]

This feels like Tommy Wiseau voicing half life

[@bakasandwich9117]

Me: hears Russian language in Kevin's video. Also me: hearable confusion.

[@bonniewanstreet6003]

Honestly this is the best channel out there, thanks Kevin!

[@elvina6381]

Omg, Kevin speaks Russian! That is so nice! Keep practicing, you’re doing really good! Just don’t make your voice so thin next time.

[@anniedangerface]

Are you Russian? I've been learning it, for years now but I make horribly slow progress lol. But I do speak a little

[@lily-lf1zs]

@@anniedangerface I'm Russian and I think It's very cool of you to even try learning a new language! Russian is very hard, to be honest, but It does get easier with time, trust me Once you get the sense of the mechanics, all there will be left are small details, which are much less hard to understand and remember than the main rules of grammar and all that stuff. Just don't give up and you'll sure get there eventually! Удачи!!!

[@anniedangerface]

li ly Спасибо! 😃

[@elvina6381]

Default Default I am Russian)

[@ESCEra13]

Day 77 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@dumbjessie1471]

ONLY IF UR SINGLE kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGmwZKqkbLGHers 🙄😘😘❤❤😘😘

[@wren2624]

Lonely Jessica um.... what. Is this a bot?

[@Alavrado]

Angelica Chartier it is.

[@xexcellx1821]

@@dumbjessie1471 lmao

[@xexcellx1821]

@@wren2624 ye

[@abeardedperson105]

0:01 russians at this moment be like *"Ну здарова, Кевин. Как дела, че делаешь? Халф лайф проходишь? Красава чё. Игра легендарная, так что тебе в нее приятно будет сыграть Спасибо, что на русском представился, приятно"*

[@ahobbit1273]

“Jungkook” -1:13 I’m not even into kpop but why tf is that there? 😂

[@dynodan9234]

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

[@anniedangerface]

Hey Dan, today is the first meeting of the Turg Troupe! How are you today?

[@dynodan9234]

@@anniedangerface I'm quite alright, how are you today default?

[@anniedangerface]

Dyno Dan - Tired! But okay. thanks for asking

[@dynodan9234]

@@anniedangerface well, I'm glad you're okay, so what is our first official business as the turg troupe?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@dynodan9234 that's a good question