Half-Life VR:AI But The Cast is Commentating (ACT 4)

[@wayneradiotv]

hey everyone, enjoy. this one's... long. the crew and i had a lot to say. and we had a LOT of BTS footage for you. i've had this one ready for a while but had to wait for the plushie to be ready to go, so sorry for the wait! im moving in to a place of my own very soon and after that, trust me. *there is a lot in store for you guys this year.* take that as you will ;)

[@justarandompersoniguess]

I find it a wierd coincidence how the cast commentary is basically almost always as long as the original stream of the game was.

[@pkaz12345]

POGCHAMP

[@facundoveliz8635]

Who played or spawned the skeletons

[@reggieisaclown1863]

WOOOOOOOOO I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

[@hylasregilla2932]

I hope you take this accomplishment and run as far as you can with it. Y'all are amazing and deserve so much success!

[@Nerd_1537]

My headcannon for sunkist's ability to noclip is that sunkist is just so thin that she can weave in between atoms in order to climb through objects

[@cyberhermit4381]

Like link from a link in a link between worlds

[@Dargonhuman]

I'm okay with that explanation.

[@rookV1.08.4]

I like to think Sunkist is an unused Parappa character

[@alinar.6312]

skinny legend

[@strateupgamr7]

Head... Cannon... **Looks at cannon balls**

[@-foca]

"I will never sell a plushie" -Wayne, a few days ago

[@Apollo-gu7nx]

It’s funny because he knew he was gonna sell it in a couple of days

[@boymachine9000]

CAUGHT IN FOUR K

[@strateupgamr7]

"I would never lie on stream and I have never lied on stream."

[@probes-arealone]

Your mom is great

[@richard.n9000]

New announcement for the second season. HlVRAI but in half life 2!

[@hatandhoodie_]

If they had actually done the April Fool's ending where everyone dies in the nuke room, and credits roll, that would have been the perfect opportunity to label the credits as All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, because Gordon would have died in the ending.

[@dustin202]

2024 maybe?

[@rm_steele]

​@@dustin202 nope 2023

[@rub_y]

@@rm_steele nope 2024

[@sorryface-08]

​@@rub_y nope 2023

[@rub_y]

nope

[@restlessdreams5327]

Wayne really said "Fuck it. If the plush is going to release early, might as well release this early too!"

[@minuspriem]

Theres 1000 likes but theres no replys (well now theres one)

[@notshaking]

Let it be two

[@Firestar156]

how about 3?

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Make it five, enough for dr. Coomer’s face model.

[@theflannelfisherman8329]

Make it 6. As in the number of red bands in the Tibetan flag. Yes I found this on Wikipedia

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

Wayne: “I would never lie on stream and I have never lied on stream.” *flashback to the fridge incident*

[@Cruxin]

shh that's an outlier

[@jiminyjustin]

What’s especially funny about this is he originally foreshadowed the fridge in one of the commentary q&as when promoting the fax stream. He said something along the lines of “its sure gonna be annoying getting the fridge ALL the way into my room 😏”

[@randomstuffmcdermott]

The fridge incident April 20th 2021

[@batteriii]

Technically, this stream happened *before* the fridge incident

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

@@batteriii *foreshadowing*

[@batturing]

i love how wayne is apparently physically incapable of saying "chef's kiss" so he just keeps saying shit like "italian fingers"

[@toxic_shr00m]

"Italian fingers" will now be something I say a lot.

[@somelass231]

“italian sucking fingers”

[@flask223]

French kiss

[@j4dedlyric]

"italian chef" "MM"

[@potatoesbutmashed2002]

That's way better than saying, "Chef's kiss," lol. The phrase and gesture is uncomfortable for me.

[@MLittleBrony]

i think the most underappreciated implication in this series is that Gatorade originates from Xen, which could mean that the Powerade found throughout Black Mesa was just Darnold's attempts to recreate it using Earth ingredients.

[@lcseixas97]

HLVRAI has the deepest energy-drink lore.

[@lcseixas97]

@@sedme0 I mean, they are supposed to replenish your electronics and give you strength after arduous exercise. I suppose you could call 'em energy drinks

[@Kpba32]

@@lcseixas97 I love electronics

[@DarkLink1996.]

@@lcseixas97 Don't you dare fix that.

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

They’re for robots

[@Kinzokugia]

"That's one of the rules of Improv, always say no!" fucking slayed me

[@LadyLuck-rd5vi]

time stamp? EDIT: found it 2:29:16

[@gralmakaren9919]

I like to pretend Tommy knows how to read the colors because of Sunkist barking

[@quantumblur_3145]

Omg that's a good hwadcanon

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

what

[@nessie6899]

I mean he did Make Sunkist so I assumed he knows how to read it bc he created the ability. Or smth

[@KalebTheDuck]

@@nessie6899 Would that mean he created benrey, as well? the lore is getting deeper..

[@broblerone413]

oh i love that headcanon!

[@rainphee]

i think the funniest thing to come out of these behind the scenes commentaries is the reveal that scorpy wasn’t playing a character. he’s just Like That

[@novacancy6682]

He just has that aura of chaos

[@DesolateLavender]

Yeah, I just realized that too. It's not Benry that is very silent, and when he talks, is funny. It's just how Scorpy is.

[@tomithino456]

hes the embodiment of fucking around in the rp channel

[@ZombiesWerePeopleToo]

No-one on earth has more successfully harnessed his ADHD

[@logan-vq3dm]

triple sevens, i win the lottery

[@keixsy]

"If i ever make a plushie and go sellout you have the literal excuse to kill me" - WayneRadio "2020?" (roughly)

[@JinxedEcho444]

Ready the pitchforks and torches

[@birb125]

the court case is going to be wack. "would you like to explain why you killed the Victim?" "well you see, he said i could kill him if he made a plushie." "..."

[@Plastikhalo]

Alexa... Order 500 glock 43's. Dont worry boys im buying!

[@justarandompersoniguess]

@@Plastikhalo I need dual glock 18s with a drum mag

[@somelass231]

nice pfp

[@own4801]

Gordon is how a real life person would act in a video game, and Benrey is how a typical gamer acts in a video game.

[@RelicCipher]

I love that this sentence implies gamers aren't real life people It's true

[@C.R.J.]

well gordon is a real person in a video game.

[@declanedmison5442]

@@RelicCipher They live half lives

[@AriStyx227]

@@declanedmison5442 Half-Life, you could say

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

​@@RelicCipher bunch of subuumans, if you ask me.

[@JamesMa11hewsLIVE]

Was not expecting Gordon to be killed in the first minute, but here we are...

[@coolattas6309]

finally,,, Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2

[@inaciobits682]

Imagine living a normal human life, graduating, having a child, everything with nothing anormal ever Then one day at work a fucking human sized plushie runs at you and eats your fucking neck

[@bobsaget8791]

you could tell that it was lauren's first scene because she expected things to go as planned

[@parisnumberone4967]

I like how when Forzen says “Wait hold on.” And then vanishes it makes me think that Irate Gamer just uploaded and that Forzen had to go watch it before continuing

[@tnt300]

canon

[@actuallyIDontExist]

@@tnt300 should be

[@IHATESIGMACLIPS]

I read this comment at this EXACT time he said that

[@purpleYamask]

The BTS knowledge that he said "they need me at youtube" the instant after Mike tp'd him canonizes this

[@GooseXD]

@@actuallyIDontExist canon

[@judgmentalmushroom4632]

Benrey got turned into a marketable plushie lmao.

[@miodragjr]

yes

[@thepizzacarpizza1056]

WITH extended words!

[@jetstreamattano4176]

Ha

[@anotherkilleramongst]

Does it come with ps+ 30 day free trail?

[@liamkelley5902]

**B E E P B O O P** ***A PLUSHIE WITH 3 BIT-BEASTS HAVE BEEN FOUND!!!***

[@whynotll83]

benrey saying "i win" is so damn funny to me.

[@missingindy]

Hi

[@magixazog]

The funniest shit

[@cyberbrunk]

It's very endearing that whenever Wayne is talking about something funny that somebody else did, he calls them by name, but whenever it's something funny he did, he says Gordon did it

[@IOSIRIS]

Gordon is the only true ai….

[@karenlinares7541]

He was possessed

[@fcomolineiro7596]

He was possessed

[@quixoticornithologist]

He was possessed

[@FortheHoliestofDoves]

He was possessed

[@reportedbooch697]

I love how Gordon calls G-Man as "Mr Coolata." He recognizes G-Man as Tommy's dad, that's really wholesome.

[@thealmightyduck5743]

But also. Tommy chose his own last name. So G-man took Tommy's last name.

[@LynTheNobody]

@@thealmightyduck5743 U MADE THIS COMMENT SO MUCH MORE WHOLESOME

[@mountaindoge141]

I know no one is gonna believe me, but I'm gonna say it anyways, I predicted Tommy was G-man's son when he told Gordon to look after his "progeny".

[@MoxieCat]

@@mountaindoge141 I just assumed he meant Benrey, and that was why he was so chaotic and powerful.

[@keaton5101]

has anyone ever called him "G-Man" canonically?

[@vexsten6171]

The unsung hero of this whole fucking thing is Scorpy's ability to keep his hand off of his mouse during his gags and keep a total dead-locked stare on whoever he's talking to

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

arent they all on vr?

[@austinsupreme750]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 ... no

[@IOSIRIS]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828bro 😭

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

@@IOSIRIS i thought that was like a big thing???? what???

[@bologna8182]

@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 the big thing is that gordon is in vr and the others aren't.

[@dessibel13]

My head cannon for Tommy being able to read the Black Mesa Sweet Voice is because he gave it to Sunkist and learned what the colors meant just from the dog’s basic needs. (Teal means needs meal, green means he’s not mean, etc.)

[@refrigeratorNO]

teal and green, healing beam

[@redgunnit]

​@@refrigeratorNO That's from the time Tommy tripped and scraped his knee and then Sunkist healed it.

[@LipticZone]

Green to blue, that means it's nice to meet you

[@thefunny9]

​@@refrigeratorNOi fucking love how well teal and green healing beam rhymes

[@elkakas7509]

I just realised, tommy knows what does each color of the BMSV means because everytime sunkist Barks, he spits out a BMSV ball

[@0necraftyninja256]

I like to think the magic potion at the beginning just knocked him out and they just stuck the mini gun on with a piece of tape.

[@Dargonhuman]

A piece of tape, some baling wire and a few staples.

[@murdermitts8271]

@@Dargonhuman maybe even a piece of gum

[@Salsa_jar]

I just thought he straight up drank a barrel of lube.

[@alexandercartagena6704]

I saw the EXACT picture of Sunkist at the entrance of my local petsmart and it made me so incredibly happy

[@FortworthYT]

Well did you adopt it?

[@ButtonMasherReal]

@@FortworthYT Sunkist is already Tommy's dog. Of course not. EDIT: Also, I've just seen Sunkist on a bottle of dog stain cleaner, so I guess Sunkist is a very messy dog anyway.

[@FortworthYT]

@@ButtonMasherReal Disappointing

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

They just took a photo of Sunkist and put it on those products. Likely a screenshot

[@L-sillybrained]

I found a Sunkist pillow at a gas station

[@willplaygames3407]

I love the idea that Dr. Coomer is immune to radiation poisoning, but allergic to radioactive goo

[@albigalloway4481]

well, you wouldn't start swelling up by smelling a peanut either, would you?

[@tomthebat394]

@@albigalloway4481 actually there some people who are that severe if I remember where the smell of peanuts can cause a reaction

[@albigalloway4481]

@@tomthebat394 well damn, didn't know that, lemme change my analogy: if you're lactose intolerant, you aren't gonna get sick if you smell it, but you WILL if it gets into your body via ingestion

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

It’s the goo additives that trigger the allergies.

[@Postsager]

No he’s allergic to green slime Just green slime

[@dsdstudios386]

1:21:09 “I would never lie on stream” What about the fridge, Wayne?! What about the fridge?!

[@darkblades1201]

To be fair. He didn't actually lie. He eventually showed us the fridge so

[@Dargonhuman]

@@darkblades1201 On the other hand, the entire Half Life VR AI stream was a lie as he insisted he was playing with experimental bots...

[@guardsmanlars6797]

Dargonhuman dear god.

[@narbogbugsploda7660]

He lied about the fucking carnival!

[@justarandompersoniguess]

He also said he would never sell plushies and if he did you could kill him

[@TheRealDismantler]

I like how Tommy calls Gordon “Mr. Freeman” just like how Gman does the same. I’m also pretty sure he’s the only one of the main 4 that says that.

[@slickcalf985]

ah, hello

[@wade9352]

he switches between mr. and dr. freeman passive aggressively

[@whimsical1188]

you'll just have to [blank] mister freeman after the test"

[@DanX2M]

“Feed my my coins mr freemaaaaaaaan”

[@diamondrel5190]

@@DanX2M I was gonna say that

[@Dr.F999]

The reason why the combine invaded Earth in just 7 hours in Half-Life 2 is because Gordon and the Gang took out every member of the United States military. Well except one.

[@MakeshiftAutomaton]

All they had to do is walk around being like I'm a alian so ya do as I say

[@michaciejka2839]

Well it took them seaven hours becouse there is the police force from ai breaks all banks and they are stronger then the military becouse (spoilers for ai breaks all banks) They capture tommy and poison the team with gas leading to their death

[@saxsoldier09]

@@michaciejka2839 what??!?!??!!!

[@declanedmison5442]

Not Forzen. He escaped to KZbin.

[@michaciejka2839]

@@saxsoldier09 I'm saing what happend. It's oficialy on twitch but you can find a fan cut on youtube

[@dugbowser5028]

You already know that plushie is gonna sellout in like 5 minutes

[@terriblyclawed]

He hit the 400 sold goal for production in LITERALLY a single hour

[@mechsuit]

it was supposed to be announced tomorrow and it already met its goal before this video even came out

[@mechsuit]

even funnier is that like 2 weeks ago somehow people found out about it and people kept posting its ominous silhouette

[@jpettltd]

I cant even afford it

[@imperialguard451]

@@jpettltd i COULD afford one last week. i literally just went below the price in my “fun/whatever non essential stuff i want to buy” budget im so upset. like i get one now and im left with like $15 for the next few weeks

[@AlleeCatBlues]

"Everything we did was to make you stronger" is actually a powerful line because it implies that even when they were openly attacking him, the AI still cared about Gordon and wanted to see him get better

[@vahlok1426]

Hearing Baalp in character shout "Aww shit" was the best payoff ever.

[@wade9352]

Timestamp?

[@n0tpersephone]

@@wade9352 4:24:20

[@wade9352]

@@n0tpersephone thank you.

[@ZomBro_BOSS]

Aww shit, here we go again

[@ourgoldenspires]

@@n0tpersephone just barely off of double 420

[@rmhj01]

I love how every "mistake" ended up making the series just that much more hilarious, especially when it's your first watch

[@funposting8912]

“I did have a wife but they took her in the divorce” is still my favourite line from the series and I can’t believe it was an accident, it’s too perfect.

[@rmhj01]

@@funposting8912 abso-fucking-lutely. A perfect example lmao

[@vahlok1426]

For me it's when they find Forzen holding Sunkist hostage and he says "WELCOME!!" Then the door starts closing, "Oh...GOODBYE!!" Opens again, "Wecome, AGAIN!!" Reminds me of an Aqua Teen, Doctor Weird skit.

[@TheExperienceYT]

We made it black into back Mesa!

[@smolneko9294]

it's funny cus all the comments have dr. coomer quotes... knowing that holly and scorpy are the funniest, this makes sense.

[@WeedmanTheThird]

I always scream internally at these vods whenever someone says "let's save it for later" BECAUSE GOD KNOWS ITS NEVER COMING UP AGAIN

[@snowcreeper09]

Especially with that the quick muscle champion I loose ducking sleep over it

[@VannMunson]

I really want to hear that voice actor say "you'll just have to kiss me AFTER the test", Gir said he had the sound posted in their discord and they never played it.

[@quarkmolotov1049]

​@@VannMunsonyou need to watch the qnas as well for that clip

[@LivvyHackett]

@@VannMunsonthey played it in the vod question time, but not part of the edited upload

[@maxtcl4138]

RIGHT????? I WANT TO HEAR THE CLIP OF THE SCIENTIST

[@yoyomrpopo]

So is the reason Gordon lost his passport at the beginning of hlvrai because at the END of hlvrai he goes back in time BEFORE the beginning and destroy it?? Thusly triggering the events of hlvrai and creating a time loop?????

[@bread5795]

well it’s not a loop because gordon leaves at the end, more just a time semi-circle

[@starfinney6308]

@@bread5795 I like to think it was more of a loop-de-loop

[@Ribbons0121R121]

nice so coolata, the man himself, purposefully stops the tim eloop by going for a party

[@saxsoldier09]

@@Ribbons0121R121 your right

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

@@starfinney6308 it’s kinda like a Sonic loop-de-Loop, but it’s also like an Omega symbol

[@poryqons]

holly's evil cackle always gives me EUPHORIA

[@probes-arealone]

EUPHORIA

[@katiedoodles]

I absolutely love her laugh it’s contagious 🤣

[@murdermitts8271]

Her laugh is so feral and it gives me life

[@SpaghettiWizardVEVO]

Holly is destined to become a green witch. She might not be into potions and gingerbread houses NOW, but you just watch.

[@KamenriderCrusher]

I love the anger that bubby says "im not scanning your feet, dumbass" with

[@silaswhatever]

It makes me cackle every time, he sounds so legitimately pissed

[@Fondoofus5542]

“Wait Hold On,.....THEY NEED ME AT KZbin!” -Forzen, 2020

[@privateiron3908]

i can't stop laughing at mike changing his name throughout the commentary to comment silently on the conversation

[@psxcsomething6114]

@@based980 there's one at 3:10:30

[@heehoo3685]

@@psxcsomething6114 holy shit lmao

[@anamusingidiot2565]

Also (Briny)

[@EpicWinNoob]

I love how everyone's like "The ending was ruined by gordon arguing about it" meanwhile I'm laughing my ass off that instead of just accepting it and going to Chuck E Cheese and resignating the fact that this shit is his life now, he's still gonna have his opinion and what last bit of agency he has, he's going to use to make a stand on a point like that.

[@quantumblur_3145]

The last possible hill to die on. All other hills got bombed into dust.

[@cord2706]

after losing so many arguments against the science team even though he was totally right in most scenarios, he was DONE. He is not taking this chuck e cheese bullshit with the asshole who can stop time. Everyone Gordon has spoke to in the last week have been taking this insanely serious situation as if it's an amusement park and he wanted one person who seemed to be "all-business" to act like an adult, and he's not letting him get away with it

[@owl6637]

I LOVE the original argument Wayne had with Mira, so seeing it in the series made the end 100% better. And yeah, Gordon is not gonna lose an argument to a time God about kids' entertainment franchises

[@becodeku]

Wayne telling people to change their nicknames off from "MIra is Right" and Holly changing hers to "Mira IS right, tho" right after Wayne isn't looking is incredible

[@magicdogstudios6624]

I like how the names change: scorpy (Benrey), scorpy (Blimey!) scorpy (briny) scorpy (beny) Holly (Dr. Coomer), Holly (Holly) Lauren (Stunfisk)

[@dr1ppyy334]

You missed Lauren (Stinkfist)

[@I.Like.Biscuit]

And Benry/Forzen

[@nousdawnpaw1172]

Log (Darnold / Sagat)

[@metalhead532]

What bout the best one Tool (Stinkfist)

[@air-head3961]

4:12:10 I wish that line was more audible in the actual video, because the implication of everyone constantly giving Gordon a hard time, cutting off his arm and coomer constantly throwing himself into pits and traps and screaming "HELP ME GORDON" being done for some greater purpose is hilarious

[@RattyFairy]

Well they are NPC's right? Every fight, every conversation, it's all supposed to be enjoyable, entertaining, empowering. It's just that all the NPC's are scuffed, but it's the thought that counts.

[@BacenticFlam]

everything we did was to make you stronger

[@filiaknight8514]

"listen, im a gamer girl and i shit. we exist, i promise"

[@aliceb670]

impossible.

[@saxsoldier09]

NO ITS SCIENTIFIC LY VERY MUCH POSSIBLE AND THAT IS THAT

[@magicfishhobo381]

It's actually a common misconception. You see gamers as a whole are legally not allowed to shit at all. The only way for a gamer to be granted such privileges is to ascend to the title of 'Gamer God' although it's not enforced as strictly anymore since so few gamers of the modern era are even aware of the laws of old.

[@speedmixcb]

i dont see any girls here

[@filiaknight8514]

@@speedmixcb gamer girl here, can confirm that i cannot shit

[@captaincornflake]

I love Holly's description of screen shake as "an awful beast trying to claw you to pieces." That's so good lol

[@CC-rg3tc]

With the new explanation for KZbin Yownloader, the momentary pause between "I have to go home, and I-" and "I load up KZbin Yownloader" becomes *exponentially* funnier, because it reveals that that pause was Scorpy's Eureka Moment when he realized he could sneak KZbin Yownloader into his speech!

[@turingsghost]

to this day i still wish darnold inserted himself into the Science Team. just Green Rangered his way in. shoulda taken that well-meaning mixologist and dropped him into an interdimensional boss fight

[@bluebird9870]

I like how everyone went to rebutt Wayne's "I have never lied on stream" with the fridge moment

[@connorgolsong290]

"THERE IS NO FRIDGE!!!"

[@moneyman2256]

@@connorgolsong290 “I LIED!!!!!!” Chat: 😧

[@ketaminepoptarts]

@@connorgolsong290 when that happened i was actually shocked, i thought it was a real fridge the whole time

[@azzy6687]

I like the part where Benrey said he and Gordon used to play in the mud because Wayne's reaction makes it sound less like Benrey is bullshitting and more like Gordon does have those memories but he knows those are fake in some way

[@MageoftheTower]

Yeahhh

[@colonelautumn5788]

Theory: Forzen is actually French Canadian. The hat that he wears is not a U.S. military beret, but instead just a regular French beret.

[@moistenvelopes]

Disgusting

[@JinxedEcho444]

Oui

[@IndieLambda]

Exactement.

[@squeekks]

I like to think he’s french with a british accent for no clear reason

[@colonelautumn5788]

@@squeekks French Canadian?

[@presleydejean4638]

So... when bubby first used the portal gun he was teleported away and when he came back he said he didn't wat to talk about it. So does that mean he was teleported to the beginning of the game just like Gordon and after seeing the giant Benry lurking around the hallways so after going back to the present he didn't want to talk about it after learning of Benry's true power. Also the reason you cant see Gordon's passport in act 1 when they're looking in his locker is cause Gordon already would have been there and destroyed it.

[@Jordloopin]

WE'RE IN A TIME LOOP

[@strateupgamr7]

@@Jordloopin Gordon, I do believe we're in a "time loop!"

[@SoNameless]

They said it was more of teleportation to a fucked up timeline kinda deal

[@ruerue244]

I also figured he was sent to the beginning, but mid-resonance cascade. I think he was the bubby in the reactor freaking out.

[@SoNameless]

@@ruerue244 no because he meet Coomer the exact way he does at the start of the series, and he tells him that the test starts in a few minutes

[@soulgamer1715]

I love how Gordon asks benrey how it ends and he just goes: "I WIN!"

[@pikaforce64]

"they won't let me have a rocket launcher anymore" Forbidden Holly Lore confirmed

[@blutechf2p387]

Amogus

[@Repulse96]

@@blutechf2p387 what?

[@Levleup]

@@blutechf2p387 what?

[@imaginaryedge60]

@@blutechf2p387 what?

[@mr.0511]

@@blutechf2p387 what?

[@void8053]

“DON’T FORGET THE SODA” -some random crow 2021

[@photon816]

-bird 2021

[@somerandomuser3395]

@@photon816 borb

[@ItsAnH]

Not just any random crow, but the resident theater crow

[@blueykangaroo]

Where the fuck is gordan

[@FonzSuda7403]

*"get me the sour one"*

[@seanrobinson-old-4463]

I like how tommy is an orphan who has a living father. Not only that, but gman goes by mr. coolata, the name that tommy chose

[@nullstudios2989]

Wholesome HLVRAI lore

[@IOSIRIS]

He was adopted by GMan and since GMan doesn’t really have a name he let Tommy choose

[@The8B1tWarrior]

@@IOSIRIS its said that Gman is his bio dad

[@IOSIRIS]

@@The8B1tWarrior then why was he adopted wtf

[@The8B1tWarrior]

@@IOSIRIS he was adopted by his bio dad. Bro apperently left for 36 years for some milk and came back

[@zorppy929]

In memory of Stong, that one guard that held up the door long enough for the rest of the Science Team

[@Jackomojo]

Aka Security Chief Boper

[@somelass231]

@@Jackomojo aka bipple

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

@@Jackomojo Security Chief Stong Boper

[@Dankboi68]

That was Bipple

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

@@Dankboi68 Bipple Stong

[@snipewar4828]

I love how Benry yelled “i WIN”

[@foolydude4305]

i wasn't expecting it and that made it all the better

[@moistenvelopes]

My boy really rewrote his memories

[@catdeaddetailslater2904]

@@moistenvelopes no he’s right. he won.

[@ryantalley5284]

@@catdeaddetailslater2904 How do you figure?

[@אורשחר-פ2ס]

it says you have two replies and it shows four

[@rhysthereddragon1326]

If they make a HLVRAI 2, I hope Benrey comes back by, like, having him *corrupt* a CP, like maybe the “pick up that can” CP is about to do his normal routine, when suddenly, he says “Now show me your passport” after Wayne throws the can in the trash/in the CP’s face. Like he essentially _forces_ himself into the sequel

[@booger_2726]

that would be so sick!!!

[@Postsager]

The worst thing is it would technically make sense for the CP to ask for the passport, cuz in halflife 2 the scenario is that he’s on a train that is moving new civilians to city 17 Like the CP asks for the passport and gordon is so fucking traumatised that he just instinctively punches him in the face despite the fact it’s not actually Benrey

[@Laromlab]

@@Postsager thatd be even better tbh

[@rhysthereddragon1326]

@@PostsagerThat’s a good point, like the unit just asks for Gordon/Wayne’s ID, but this results in essentially triggering the guy into attacking the unit, when Benrey is like, not even in the same remote area, but Wayne’s just like “Oh, not this shit again”.

[@Postsager]

@@rhysthereddragon1326 a better version would be replacing Barney’s “now about that beer I owe ya” with “Now uhhh… about that passport you owe me”

[@DrHotelMario]

If Scorpy was actually taking screenshots during filming, there needs to be a scrapbook model in the sequel

[@HolyDiverNick]

Translating this was something. I spent like a straight week on it. So much text, so much editing. I regret nothing though. I was so happy to share HLVRAI with my fellow russians, I just felt like its my duty. Thanks again, Wayne and the Team. Looking forward for the next series

[@bluebird9870]

Thank you for that!

[@andrix7777]

О. Я и не знал, что кто-то собирался это переводить. Молодец.

[@elchubacabra2840]

That is really wholesome.

[@HolyDiverNick]

@@andrix7777 не комментарии. Сами серии. И уже давно переведены

[@saxsoldier09]

Ho say la we na she s first gen xhhcc yyyyaaeea I suck at the ussr anthem but the microphone is a good thing so:::it didn't work sorry if it was an insult

[@starlitevening4314]

i cant BELIEVE they entirely skipped over "gordon knows how to suck and he does it well"

[@scalycoronet5198]

If they did a parody of Blue Shift it should be the story of how Benrey saved the world from Jack Trenton’s nuclear bomb

[@learnmore8771]

Yes. This.

[@themilkman6969]

wouldnt that be opposing force

[@zelculothesquid8201]

No, opposing force would be the tale of Forzen and team…s… nice

[@discipleofdagon8195]

@@zelculothesquid8201 He's a one man team, he's a loose-cannon god-damn it! That or he's an ex-ATF agent given how he treats dogs.

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

@@zelculothesquid8201Opposing force is the tale of Forzen calling in the helicopter heap, and going to kidnap sunkist

[@CryAvoc]

Ngl that opening scared the hell out of me

[@paxcallow]

SAME. BETRAYED BY WAYNER.

[@paxcallow]

@Pax that blue hedgehog again of all places

[@RedEquine]

Yo what's the music that plays during that part? It sounds like something out of silent hill

[@providence6023]

@@RedEquine it is literally silent hill 1 music so yeah you're right. the song is called "until death"

[@ShadowFoxSoothsayer]

Yeah saw that starting late yesterday and was just like, nope I'm going to watch this after some sleep

[@ob2kenobi388]

1:18:49 I love the idea that the Black Ops assassins were just sent into the Lambda Complex to kill scientists, guards, and soldiers, then they stumble across an escaped Bubby Prototype and have to gun it down while it crawls at them, snarling and screeching. The soldiers may have been over their heads, but even the Black Ops didn't fully know what they were getting into.

[@Tismdylan]

That's terrifying

[@BlownOutSpeakers]

i LOVE your pfp. trans lesbian arstotzkan! hell yeah!

[@ob2kenobi388]

@BlownOutSpeakers Hell yeah indeed! :3 Glory to Arstotzka!

[@Mr2010forgeben]

I think Scorpy just became my new favorite human being with the mention of his own private channel (Haley_joel_osment) and the shit he does in it

[@bostonian4650]

I couldn't find his channel, do you have a link?

[@Mr2010forgeben]

@@bostonian4650 2:13:16 His channel in Discord

[@bostonian4650]

@@Mr2010forgeben oh I’m dumb I forgot all about that haha. I thought you meant a KZbin channel

[@PIXELSHIFTINC-EMMORTAEL]

i've been to the discord and couldnt find it so either im blind or it's gone

[@wade9352]

@@bostonian4650 he’s got a youtube channel too- socpens.

[@TheStormCasterB]

So, if Freeman was sent back in time to before the game started, does that mean his interaction with Dr Coomer is what caused the AI to break in the first place? And if that didn't occur the AI would have functioned as normal?

[@bananasinfrench]

yoooo wait that's an awesome theory I'm adopting that one

[@qwertyuiop-zl4rb]

nah

[@birb125]

And he destroys his passport in the past, which means he loses it before the test

[@Gwestytears]

I don't know if the player is actually there in the game, or if it's just some hyperrealistic simulator.

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

But, this isn't a paradox that happened. We did see the passport.

[@MaximusFazbear]

I feel like an alternate universe gordon and co. Do fight the Nihalanth and Benrey is just like "My dad's not happy with you making a mess in our house"

[@Postsager]

They just enter a room in xen thats like- a classic gamer bedroom and scorpy is sitting on a gaming chair like- “oh hey, you guys wanna play some minecraft on my PlayStation”

[@MageoftheTower]

Benrey, son of ELDRITCH ALIEN GOD Tommy, son of ELDRITCH ALIEN GOD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Bubby, son of TUBE Dr. Coomer, son of HIS MUMMY AND DADDY Gordon

[@theMyRadiowasTaken]

​@@MageoftheTowerGordon

[@Tycitron]

Kinda makes me wish the nihilanth was still in this as like Benreys family or PSN friend lol.

[@8076A]

That tank people cried about was in fact an Abrams. Seeing as the M1 has been in service since roughly 1979, a game made in 1998 likely used a fucking Abrams, and this being a VIDEO GAME likely wasn't 100% accurate when making a map piece that you would RARELY SEE, if anything it sure as hell doesn't match any other tank of the time period. Its polygonal as fuck but, the gun configuration, turret face, and the M2 on top say so. Not to mention the angled engine deck, skirts, drivers hatch location and the fact this is THE AMERICAN MILITARY COMING TO FUCK YOUR SHIT. Anyone who somehow thought otherwise and claims to love tanks has their head so far up their ass that they must be looking at whatever shit was coming down the tube.

[@specificdaughter]

1:15 I'm never gonna get over Benrey rotating while humming like a microwave

[@Skkull]

The way they talk about scorpy's packs it's like they've witnessed the rampage of many Lovecraftian monsters and survived to tell the tale

[@somelass231]

i mean, that’s basically what happened

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

@@somelass231 yah, exept Lovecraft could never come up with something as horrifying as Benry's PACs

[@somelass231]

@@thediam0nddrag0n78 lovecraft would shit if he saw them

[@RelicCipher]

@@somelass231 Lovecraft would shit out his soul straight into a volcano if he saw them

[@raspberris]

holly voicing an extremely ominous bird demanding you to order soda just kinda encapsulates her entire being, huh.

[@raspberris]

wheres koinzbot i got an !iloveholly order i need fulfilled

[@therandomstudio8942]

WAIT THAT WAS HOLLY?! NO WAY! THE TALENT!

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Intrusive thoughts: the human

[@zekromfury]

I love the fact that Scorpy keeps changing the Benrey next to his discord name every few minutes lmao

[@anamusingidiot2565]

(Binry)

[@captaincornflake]

(Briny)

[@brentrichardsen6790]

(Benny)

[@cosmiceyness]

(boby)

[@peasaladdeluxe6392]

(Blimey!)

[@gaelic_geek5709]

I know I'm a little late, but I would absolutely love to see Lauren's original idea of a companion headcrab play out in the sequel that may-or-may-not be happening.

[@LowReso1ution]

Hl2vrai but Lamarr is self aware

[@tnt300]

lauren needs to play lamarr

[@mrmuyagi9907]

Lauren starring as Lamarr aka Bubby's son

[@mr_moothedisastercatyoutub9092]

Lauren is lamaar

[@ourgoldenspires]

@@mr_moothedisastercatyoutub9092 lamarren

[@job407]

one of the funiest things in this commentairy is holly saying "they won't let me have a rocket launcher anymore" because it implies that she was once allowed to own a rocket launcher and did SOMETHING that made it so that she couldn't

[@bread5795]

she made car explode.

[@kingstaze9696]

Everyone makes mistakes in the heat of passion, Gordon!

[@strateupgamr7]

So *that's* what happened to the orphans!

[@denyhaguilar679]

"There are no accidents." -Master Oogway

[@XeonGame]

that is indeed the joke

[@CryptWave69]

once the opening skit started i became a big smiling idiot

[@lyfrassirr]

mood this is my comfort show

[@CryptWave69]

@@lyfrassirr same same 😔

[@fordpines4519]

Ya same

[@that_boi_zeke7515]

: )

[@fursauce]

benrey going "mwouh mwouh" while spinning inside The wikipedia ball just my favorite thing

[@sethheusted9021]

Holly laughing at herself is the best thing about this.

[@samhayzen]

She knows she's a star

[@Anwyn71]

Im about to ask a pretty dumb question but is holly a girl or why exactly does everyone call them her? (Note I havent watched too much of wayne so ye) Anyone who cann explain?

[@sethheusted9021]

Holly is a trans woman.

[@Anwyn71]

@@sethheusted9021 oh thats explains it. Nice to know. Thanks for the Info :D

[@heehoo3685]

@@sethheusted9021 and an icon too

[@Wizuu0274]

A PLUSHIE WITH THREE BIT BEASTS HAS BEEN FOUND!

[@Glue_Eater06]

It's more then one or two

[@emeraldmann1329]

that's a lot of bit beasts Gordon!

[@liamkelley5902]

@@Glue_Eater06 *"YOU HAVE MORE THAN 2 BIT-BEASTS, AND LESS THAN 4."* -GABEN

[@MakeshiftAutomaton]

Ultimate dragoon spinner

[@nessie6899]

I love the “i was supposed to be nice but you forced me to be bad so I gonna be Bad” because in the context of an advanced AI/game character that has to adapt to what the player is doing, Gordon (the player) treating him as a villain basically made that character a villain by virtue of how it works Also the fourth wall break take where scorpy intended for benrey to be good but Wayne told him to be the antagonist. Either way very nice

[@nessie6899]

Do not remember saying this. Correct tho

[@radioactivewaterfall5803]

I love how Mike changes his name during the entire chuck e cheese argument to say he's right

[@w.d.gaster7176]

1:21:07 "I will never lie in a stream and I never have lie in a stream" in the video "I let my twitch chat donate through a fax machine (aka FAX HELL)" 18:31 "there's no fridge I LIE "

[@mothman6380]

But he said

[@mothman6380]

YOU WANT THE TRUTH YOU WANT THE FUCKING TRUTH THERE IS NO FRIDGE

[@CloudedByKatana]

People getting mad about Wayne calling the tank an Abrams is wild, because the tank is, canonically, literally an M1A1 Abrams.

[@alalium]

the barrels in benry's dimension carry the evil flavour and thats why benry's evil because his gaming drink is evil powerade

[@laserspacecats4295]

The passports are laced in it That's why he gets weaker when they're destroyed

[@Johnwicklover1994]

can confirm

[@alalium]

@@Johnwicklover1994 Sure you can (when I read your comment my youtube crashed)

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

@@Johnwicklover1994BAD PLAYER! BAD PLAYER! You can’t watch that trailer, that’s when you get banned… from the game.

[@dragoneye2874]

Can we talk about how Holly is a fucking delight in these commentaries

[@ketaminepoptarts]

since you asked, no we cannot. its illegal now actually

[@mixmastermind]

@@ketaminepoptarts goddamn that Justin Trudeau

[@gamingoose5033]

She’s the best one

[@BreadTeleporter1968]

Her laugh, 🤌 Italian chef sucking fingers

[@frecklesandfries9209]

2:9:50 “mini round of applause for Gir, two claps only. Th- there was more- stop, STOP”

[@thrownstair]

Sunkist’s sibling should be a less mainstream soda, like Shasta or Faygo

[@DragonitaPurple]

Faygo, the Juggalo dog

[@fordpines4519]

My dog is named Shasta so if they chose Shasta I would loose my sh*t

[@probes-arealone]

@Huemanois 2 Shit in a can

[@vahlok1426]

Then there's Dr. Thunder. Nobody really wants him, but he's still a sweet pupper deep down.

[@MakeshiftAutomaton]

Troll dog faygo

[@Drakeout]

First time i got a notification since Hlf but AI it's selfaware ended, even having the Bell turn on i can't get notifications in time

[@slaaachicha3481]

E

[@Catnippy]

how drunk were you when you typed this lmao

[@Norweeg]

Same. 🤔

[@WarPig3213]

drakeout???? wow, no espere verte aqui

[@ryantalley5284]

I think I just had multiple strokes at the same time.

[@madelinekoh8499]

holly’s cut off “damn bro i wish i had a rack” is so funny

[@Samarai-hf9si]

Tip for those looking to do PAC3 crimes: The screen-breaking effect removed from Scorpy's PACs is most likely the "Sunbeam" effect. You can use it to make a glowing effect that intensifies when looking towards the source of the Sunbeam, akin to looking straight at the sun. You can also give it a /negative/ brightness value, which can do very horrible things.

[@aliceb670]

you are a saint

[@Samarai-hf9si]

@@aliceb670 There's so many incredible and horrible things you can do with PAC3. Events allow for rudimentary coding (making certain parts of an outfit only show if certain conditions are met), you can make PACs load custom models, sounds, and textures you host somewhere (ex. Dropbox) and automatically download them for others as your PAC loads, you can attach PACs to entities OTHER than yourself (putting your PAC on an NPC, using PAC to modify the appearance of a prop or vehicle, etc. etc.), there's a full-fledged in-game animation editor allowing you to create custom animations from scratch for your PACs. PAC3 is fucking incredible.

[@SoUniqueUser]

@@aliceb670 demon*

[@PokeshadowYT]

"Please Mr Wayneradiotv, I will suckle your fingers for more videos!" Oh so that's why act 4 took so long, he was waiting for someone to suckle them fingies. Bless whoever took the bullet

[@Dargonhuman]

It was me, and they tasted like chicken. Well, chicken grease - he just finished eating some KFC and hadn't washed his hands yet. Also, that old KFC tagline "Finger lickin' good" is still true today.

[@StationaryGamingReal]

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN -Benny 2281

[@StationaryGamingReal]

@the golden doomslayer Pure Gold.

[@PokeshadowYT]

@Pax You're welcome

[@probes-arealone]

Jeffrey NelsonYour mom is

[@atticusshadowmore3263]

Theory: G-Man and Benrey are both ancient and cosmic beings, but Benrey is far older and more powerful than G-Man, while also being a toddler by his species’ standards while G-Man is an adult

[@Zanescontent]

I literally love that 💀 Benrey literally just being a toddler

[@Tycitron]

Benrey could just be the nihilanth all grown up and got bored and left to earth to play psn.

[@shelleytaylor1896]

“*trumped noise* Please keep the line moving. you’re a clumsy little dingus, aren’t you? oh a little butterfinger boy.” best conversation I’ve ever heard in 2021

[@capy-karma186]

Gir watching the Benrey fight: "I wanna see an Undertale version of this fight." Fans: _Proceed to make Passport-Tale._

[@focalpoint._]

A fanmade crossover game of a fanmade series of a hit 1998 game?

[@kellyrichards7659]

I'd play it

[@TheBonesMalone]

Op where's the SAUCE?

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

It would work differently from the original. Benrey would be flowey, being the first met character AND the final boss Dr Coomer would be Sans Tommy would be Papyrus Gman would be Gaster AND Asriel, appearing after Benrey's fight There would be no Toriel and no Asgore, And Dr Coomer's fight would be inevitable and the damage would range depending on who died. Bubby would be the Undyne Normal enemies would be vonagauts, Clones, prototypes, etc depending on the area, and there would be 2d versions of each area. Darnold is the Alphys And after sparing or killing anyone, they'll follow you as either a normal companion or a mortally wounded ally The Dr Coomer fight, right before then is where you either kill off your allies, increasing your hp exponentially, or spare them. Bubby has to leave before the fight, so you either kill Tommy and Darnold or don't. I'm aware this is out of order, but you already have the "new hand". The fight, if genocide, makes you have to fight against full power dr coomer in the end.

[@davood7013]

@@kirbyfreakyt4695 this man planned this shit out

[@fungirlninja]

I find it funny that people hated that argument between restaurants because that was my favorite part of this act.

[@ZR3009]

It's so funny I love it

[@cillianwatters5619]

I love how Mike is changing his discord name during the restaurant argument every 3 seconds

[@Xylophytae]

wayne: "no you mount it onto a rack" holy: "DAMN BRO I WISH HAD A RA-"

[@la_jefe9105]

holly is perfection and I will take no arguments against that

[@IOSIRIS]

@@la_jefe9105 I cannot disagree in any way

[@SmithyBear]

@@la_jefe9105 yes

[@Toybox_blue]

@@IOSIRIS bruh nice pfp, a bit too bright for my code tho

[@IOSIRIS]

@@Toybox_blue I hear that a lot, and fair enough yknow, it’s just part of my programming I can’t change it

[@Xx_Tuberculosis_xX]

I like the idea of the timeline thingy being a recursive loop, with future Gordon “stealing” past Gordon’s passport the night before the Black Mesa incident thus putting the series into motion.

[@BeNotNormal]

gir's legendary kinekt dancing... wow... white boy can get it

[@breakingbadpilled]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT AHSHHDHRG

[@Zazelpire]

"I'm a gamer girl and I shit." - Holly 2021

[@cqrcin0]

timestamp?

[@cqrcin0]

nevermind i found it. for anyone else looking it’s 2:57:51

[@robynthethird4776]

Impossible. I don't believe it.

[@gamingoose5033]

They can do that?

[@Schnort]

@@gamingoose5033 no its a joke women don't poo

[@soulsparx]

"I lost count twelve days ago" is a super underrated joke