Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware (ACT 1: PART 2)

[@TheLastRainShadow]

"How old are you Dr Coomer?" "Old enough to know better. Let's gooo!" *jumps and immediately falls to his death*

[@404_coffee9]

It's one of the best deaths

[@coomercoomer174]

xsht up im old msart ass man

[@coomercoomer174]

helo gorgon

[@tinawright3851]

*mario death sound start playing*

[@pankoniko6479]

2:45 This was brought to you by the Helpful Timestamp Gang®.

[@indr0193]

“Coomer, Do you have a family?” “I did have a wife, But they took her in the divorce” “They took your wife in the divorce?” “ *HELLO GORDON!* “ “Yes”

[@ericmaldonado9074]

Yes

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

@Noah Britton Look Gordon, Ropes! We can use these to- HELP ME GORDON!

[@mado-wh4jv]

Gordon: "You guys have a family? *point to a picture* He iz my baby, i have SOn, thax Joshua"

[@franciscodieguez5187]

The best of all is "A cruel angel thesis" playing on the background

[@nacolol7168]

Yes

[@pastalavista2654]

A scientist behaving like NPC's from the game, a toddler, an idiot, a man trying to stay sane and a guard which is an anomaly that cannot die

[@arnauddegos8582]

Cool resume but can i have your passport?

[@pastalavista2654]

@@arnauddegos8582No, from when do we need passports?

[@mihribanyuca3100]

He can die when he skeleton

[@luckytko9411]

That an scp mate

[@ManMan-xt4rj]

@@pastalavista2654 Passports are required as per the new Black Mesa protocols.

[@maxrealname]

I love how Coomer is the only one believable as an AI, but he's almost *too* believable

[@gillnosowitz2795]

Honestly i thought it was a soundboard with how well he repeated lines

[@ajaxnation9504]

@@gillnosowitz2795 The first time I stumbled upon a compilations of his I literally thought it was a multiplayer game and I was like: Damn, this man should be a voice actor lol

[@frequencyy]

*"I knew the Gmod args were right!"*

[@spencerthestupidsamurai7326]

Wait, so are they actually AI or is he playing with friends in GMod, because I can’t tell.

[@chillycharizard5985]

Holly is super talented

[@P3t3rPizzarelli]

'how old are you?' 'old enough to know better, let's go!' Falls an unfathomable distance to his death

[@radioactiverat8751]

I'm fucking crying dude 🤣

[@stephaniegoralski7327]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thindon6661]

"Hello Gor" _dies_

[@psychoboi6481]

Yet he comes back no matter what

[@shrek3249]

Can i see your passport

[@thetrueinferno7993]

Gordon escorts a bunch of chaos gods through a disaster

[@itsukarine]

they just wanted some soda

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

So who's who? I feel like Coomer is a good candidate for a _very_ sedated/high Khorne, given his propensity for starting fights.

[@LordVader1094]

@@theguylivinginyourwalls Bubby is Nurgle.

[@XtreemAlan]

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[@Ribbons0121R121]

do you still say theres nothing to chaos theory?

[@jr.jackrabbit10]

The way Coomer snaps in between dialogues like he's had a priority override sells the character for me lmao.

[@Brenchancer]

Look Gordon, Ropes! We can use these to- HELP ME GORDON!

[@TheRealGears]

Dr coomer is my favorite character, by far. He acts just like the scientists from half life, repeating lines and all!

[@neyoid]

Inertia is a property of HELLO GORDON!

[@springward7277]

Now Tommy we’ve already discussed about this before, barnacles are very da- LOOK GORDON, ROPES! WE CAN USE THESE TO TRAVERSE PITS!

[@ace8482]

he sounds like a scientist from the game like spot on it's the best

[@Generlc_Human]

"He's hungry! Teal means... needs MEAL!" "Thia is all natural instinct... Im scared!" "Green means he's not mean!" -Tommy

[@tommycoolatta9861]

Do you want me to kill this?

[@musicwithj1759]

The greatest translator of our generation

[@Demon_Slayer213]

Tommy is too pure

[@lukemann6490]

What is the mod of the aaa

[@flowery131]

@@lukemann6490 its the Wowozela i think just shift the sounds around until you find the right one

[@LochNessHamster]

I just realized that the huge pauses between the scientists saying something is their actors laughing their asses off with their mics muted.

[@kingnikolai5799]

It’s AI though read the description

[@jaxxbakliy8999]

@@kingnikolai5799 lol no

[@Beltboy]

@@jaxxbakliy8999 It's a joke lad

[@Beltboy]

Well. Dr. Coomer (Green text Einstein guy) poses as an NPC from tge actual game, cutting himself, repeating of lines, etc.

[@electricforest17]

Those long pauses also make them being "AI" feel more real

[@orphanjaccount]

“How old are you doctor Coomer?” “Old enough to know better-“ *promptly jumps into void*

[@itsvhere4327]

relatable

[@zacharywiggins9660]

Also Coomer: (needs to go to the bathroom) Gordon: "oh yea, where are the bathrooms?..." aperture: "Aperture Science's 176 restrooms"

[@xChimkin]

that's deep

[@PhebathanFrederick]

right when i saw this comment i saw the part of the video

[@Inksans34]

Look gordon ropes we can use these to traverse pits

[@CheeseYourself]

Gordon is like a disgruntled single father of four.

[@lizzyred3677]

Benrey is adopted

[@antekknapek4635]

YOU WANT SOME SODA

[@emailing]

Joshua erasure

[@Jacob-yg7lz]

@@lizzyred3677 Benrey is the bad influence kid who tags along with his kids despite Gordon's protests.

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Father of 5

[@naoxi9673]

I love how every response from the doctors seem like a genuine AI response until Tommy comes along

[@Wheee7245]

the turret must be full of nerf darts

[@FortheHoliestofDoves]

Tommy is the son of a god, he can do whatever he wants, including not abiding by AI responses

[@ced1106]

7:10 : The turret music is the secret shiba (?) dog ending of RE(?)!!!

[@zacht2049]

"How old are you?" "Old enough to know better." *Jumps into abyss*

[@404_coffee9]

It's the best death of this part

[@mosseatermusic]

Yeah I just added the 1.400th like!

[@Sockren]

stolen

[@zacht2049]

@@Sockren just a coincidence, we're both watching the same video after all

[@Sockren]

@@zacht2049 makes sense. but its kinda hard to tell because the ammount of redditor retards that care more about upvotes than anything else

[@lookbehideyou1767]

This is the reason why Gordon freeman is not allowed to talk.

[@drachenpanzer5622]

If only he’d brought his passport.

[@jakejohnson718]

Another reason why is freeman's mind

[@frownyclowny6955]

He doesn’t talk because he knows what he’ll say won’t matter to anyone

[@rhysclarke2489]

Do u have your pass port?

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Internalizing rage isn't a healthy thing to d- Hello, Gordon!

[@thatoneinsidejoke]

I never noticed Holly slipping out of character saying “We’ll never forget you, Bipple” until now

[@jackdaniels5071]

Perfectly in character

[@NoOneYouKnowKilo]

Timestamp? :’)

[@thatoneinsidejoke]

@@NoOneYouKnowKilo15:30

[@NoOneYouKnowKilo]

@@thatoneinsidejoke TYY

[@tempestblackfire1459]

I love how randomly throughout the series that Benry just switches from authorotative stupid to completely vacant.

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

To *_Stong_*

[@404_coffee9]

Yeah I like that

[@404_coffee9]

As well

[@eggoverlord2096]

420 nice

[@potatobugz]

Where’d he go : (

[@totallynothyper964]

- Mr. Coomer sees a barnacle's tongue - "Hey look Gordon, a rope-" - proceeds to almost die - "Help me, Gordon!"

[@srdf0]

- While getting strangled - "We could use this to-"

[@THEDR0NEZ0NE]

"Hello gordon!"

[@srdf0]

@@THEDR0NEZ0NE "Gordon! AGHHHH!"

[@therealuser1225]

Look Gordan, A rope! We can use these to H E L P M E G O R D A N

[@ChocoCopters]

A barnacle is just a gross noose.

[@Josh-zu8cr]

The fact that the voice actors managed to get through all of this without laughing is insane Edit: this was made before I was aware of any behind the scenes footage

[@aperturearmyapar810]

Behind the scenes they are dying

[@djskillx7008]

ApertureArmy APAR but it was made live so there is no behind the scenes

[@aperturearmyapar810]

@@djskillx7008 technically there is, they were all on a discord call except Gordon kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2WkloCfbcmUfdE

[@Kpba32]

@@aperturearmyapar810 Explain

[@aperturearmyapar810]

@@Kpba32 you can watch the video I sent

[@notchpoodles5864]

I love how the one time Gordon??? Wayne??? calls Tommy an idiot he immediately is like “I’m sorry for saying that” because Tommy is one of the most competent among them

[@Victor-um9ce]

I like how Bubby threatening Gordon so that he doesn't see that Coomer is holding a Physgun became foreshadowing.

[@n.l.8931]

Repost

[@baddle6880]

Bro I found the clip but I didn’t see him with the physgun

[@deadlined825]

@@baddle6880 that’s because the threat worked long enough for him to put it away!

[@kazz649]

711

[@gwg2813]

I can't see it.

[@bearman_1826]

I think Coomer is half existing voice lines, half perfect impersonation. It's scary, I never know if what he's saying is real or not.

[@celadon6554]

Hello, Gordon!

[@mrsrnoshoes8985]

Look Gordon! Ropes!

[@alfalldoot6715]

@@mrsrnoshoes8985 We can use it for deep pit-HELLO GORDAN!

[@shizune_]

Look Gordon! Ropes!

[@azure9905]

They took my wife in the divorce! Hello Gordon! Yes.

[@Collisto2435]

“That man’s non-euclidean!” Is honestly such an underrated line

[@AlephYobby]

Timestamp? I missed it

[@millimeister3598]

alice yobby the bit begins at 12:32 :D

[@azure9905]

join steel meridian and red veil ahaa

[@J0hnB09]

Hp Lovecraft when seeing a man he doesn’t understand.

[@WingMaster562]

@@azure9905 you can befriend all three of them, carefully though

[@fawkesthefox912]

21:22 "Excellent work, professor!" "Doctor." "Professor." *_"Doctor."_* God, this moment gets me every time.

[@logaboi731]

Same lol

[@Ryotaiku]

"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is possibly the most underrated line of this whole series.

[@jjjx32]

it's one of those lines that you only get after thinking about for a while

[@peachy1217]

Nah the most underrated line is, "That man just died...and now there's toilets." "...what?" 15:54

[@MrGreglego]

He was married to science The resonance cascade was the divorce

[@holdenmiller2180]

Besides benry's "bwoooEEEPP" And Gordons "1 2 3 GORDON"

[@paint1238]

More like overrated

[@StarrChild.]

For some reason Gordon switching from annoyed to concerned over Benrey is just really cute. Like he hates the guy who ruined his work day and just made everything a hassle, but he doesn't want the guy dead. Just wants him 500 feet away from him.

[@shroudedenigma2456]

:)

[@infini_T]

In that pit from the first episode

[@violetbackedstarling]

that + the fact that benrey canonically has a crush on gordon

[@mrcookie4308]

@@violetbackedstarling wait really?

[@violetbackedstarling]

@@mrcookie4308 check the "but the cast is commentating" series

[@joshmiller0311]

this series better blow up like freeman's mind

[@mildly_miffed_man1414]

@@flyinggoose1456 How?

[@Chareux]

Too much shit on screen and editing for this to be as good as F.M.

[@vodkice2416]

Matt G baitt lol

[@Bearboy312]

@@Chareux "shit" 99.9% of is basically just subtitles??

[@paleflame]

The best part is that Ross is still trying his best making it.

[@urielseptim910]

I love how extremely dejected Wayne is near the fire doors. 19:50 "Don't press the button." *button pressed* "Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry."

[@maxruble5433]

3:45 The reason Bubby was pointing a gun at him and saying "you should continue looking at me" is because the other three were struggling to put their physguns away.

[@mosseatermusic]

Nice

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

How do you know?

[@maxruble5433]

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit This video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2WkloCfbcmUfdE

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Also Lanky Kong

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

you mean this is garry's mod vr, but with HALF-LIFE mounted? holy crap that's running smooth.

[@mrfoxfam_doesstuff6252]

“can i see your passport?” “What did you just fucking say to me?” “you’re not supposed to be in here.”

[@gameboi2820]

The beginning of the nightmare

[@spheriaareials6200]

-Skyrim guard

[@austinfarley4971]

Best way to end this episode,

[@Giga-_-Chad]

@@spheriaareials6200 "wait. I know you"

[@musicwithj1759]

It all came full circle.

[@kattastic9999]

In universe, this is the nature of the party: a cyborg so heavily modified that he's gone completely insane and just shattered, a 36 year old man who has read the entirety of OSHA's nuclear safety protocols and built an immortal dog all while retaining the naiveté of a five year old who is also the orphaned son of a chaotic cosmic demigod, a lab grown scientist who lives a mile below the ground and doesn't appear to actually know how to do anything, an alien Thing from the space between spaces who just wanted to play his Playstation but got distracted by a dick and fell in love and was really mad about it and is so powerful that he doesn't understand mortality or fear as a concept, and... A guy who went to college and got a degree in theoretical physics.

[@trashcannot658]

Wait what? Benrey fell in love?

[@mosseatermusic]

And coomer...

[@bexs9400]

super emerald bros think Coomer is the cyborg in this description

[@kattastic9999]

@@bexs9400 you would be correct, what with all the cybernetics he has

[@ColorHeartCarlie42]

Yeah pretty much.

[@PashaGamingYT]

7:27 I just noticed that while he's lecturing Tommy on not pointing his guns at people, Wayne points his shotgun at literally everyone.

[@LtSprinkulz]

It's so easy for them to play tricks because they can see exactly where he's looking at any given time. Stuff regularly happens behind his back and it's always hilarious.

[@meso_p]

name fits

[@Thetracker69]

Honestly, this series would have been WAY shorter if the scientists and security guards could actually die. But since they got their PHD in Ignoring Human Limitations, they get to torment Mr. Freeman for the rest of his days.

[@grady631]

Benrey died tho. Does he come back?

[@mozartmozi7776]

nah they just have passports

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

@@grady631Did you forget about the skeleton at the end?

[@CalebratedTV]

Tommy is me in Dead Space / other "horror" themed action games. "THIS IS ALL INSTINCT, MR. GORDON. I'M SCARED."

[@bob-omb1217]

I love how you quote horror

[@calypsokiosko9067]

If we can have puzzle platformers and traditional ones, we can have action and survival horror.

[@404_coffee9]

Tommy I like a horror game protagonist that's scared

[@alexlovelady8249]

I fucking love Dr. Commer’s voice actor, she manages to make the lines sound like an actual ai lol

[@simbachvazo6530]

Benry's fucking beep before executing the pigeon killed me, it hurts to breathe now

[@Whiteythereaper]

The look back after he interrupted the conversation and then the snap back as he swaps to the pistol is 10/10

[@pustota7254]

Your comment got liked 333 times.

[@BlackJack-cq6np]

Gordon: "WHY ARE YOU KILLING THE PIGEONS?!" Benrey: "They didn't have their passports."

[@bruh6217]

THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR PASSPORTS?!?!

[@404_coffee9]

Berney is insane.

[@eggsandwich5728]

The pigeons wouldn’t have been killed if they just brought their passports

[@lisabogo7286]

Seriously, how did a pigeon get down there?....

[@CocoTheMii]

8:55 Random guy in Twitch chat: "How do they fit the babies into the test tubes?"

[@omalleycaboose5937]

The cut out bubbles backstory I believe of him elaborating more on being a test tube baby

[@XComputerJackX]

I actually really like the concept of there being a supernatural character at black Mesa that's so infathomly powerful that his own intelligence is questioned because of his overwhelming power and only wants to keep certain people out

[@chaoticproductions3922]

Love how tommy is the most child like of the group but is the one who gets the most shit done and seems to earn the most respect from Gordon since later on he says tommy should be the next leader

[@gregdabrat]

Lol

[@allyski5914]

i like how gorden is growing to their customs, like he gave them the soda and didnt even bat an eye at them sipping all of it, the button pressing, or coomer constantly saying hello. its like a chaperone for children on a never-ending field trip

[@jamesgardner439]

Hey nice pfp! Child melon is best melon

[@404_coffee9]

I like it to also nice melon profile picture

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Im honestly sad he called Benrey "Barney" when the joke was "It's Barney but different"

[@ktftp]

​@@thebiolibrary5572i don't care that this qas four years ago what does this mean? the joke is that they keep forgetting his name bro

[@caw1539]

Synopsis: an office worker has an existential breakdown while babysitting 4 omnipotent toddlers

[@Inksans34]

He ain't no office worker

[@AmatMiguel]

@@Inksans34 Yeah, dude has a crowbar; He's obviously in maintenance

[@Leolanding]

They’re all toddlers except tommy.

[@fern6244]

tommy is the only one that acts normal here

[@urmumsbaps]

@@fern6244 Normal = murdering people and then vomiting them into rainbow cocoons?

[@suckersupreme4380]

Jesus Christ, I can’t get over how perfect Dr. Coomer is as an NPC

[@protostar5946]

@Quarantined Goy he always interrupts whatever he is currently saying with: "Hello, Gordon!" xD

[@1C3CR34M]

They took his wife in the divorce, you know

[@wrathfuls8580]

He's not a npc

[@alessgr9394]

@@wrathfuls8580 wow are you seriously that smart?

[@fakeblue8985]

Especially 5:07

[@Minutemenofficial2]

22:10 I love how the skeleton is ALSO running away from the bombs, like he’s not trying to spook Gordon he’s just trying to gtfo of there.

[@smileguyanimations8776]

23:26 Green means he’s not mean, then he went to blue, and everyone knows green to blue means it’s nice to meet you!!!

[@auzabraar]

The poor skeleton just wanted to be friends, he was misunderstood :(

[@Kadze_15]

No, he wanted the passport

[@obiwanshinobi7591]

"Look Gordon, a rope! We can use it to- *HELP ME GORDON!"*

[@spellofthedead3317]

I am the 666th like and the First reply you're welcome

[@deadmaw3866]

@@spellofthedead3317 Quickly unlike your like! Its out of balance!

[@universebow]

@@bigbad75_YT aint that the point?

[@Xzi808]

5:07

[@sneedymcdeedy6526]

It's like he's herding a pack of wild dogs with the ability to speak

[@404_coffee9]

Yep! And it's pure chaos

[@chippler5822]

Liv mas coomer!

[@janbiaas6650]

I love how Bubby tries to stop the fan and dies and then Tommy accidentally stops the fan

[@Peusterokos1]

Choose your class: Gordon- Scientist with a HEV Suit, as well as a man who'll soon have the need for nerve medication. The only one sane amongst everyone. Benrey- A god in flesh and bone, passport inquisitor, incapable of controlling his powers and thirsty for avian blood. Bubby- Confused and out of place, but at least he's got the right spirit. Apparent invulnerability. Coomer- A tad too uncanny, perhaps due to the numerous strokes he experiences several times a day. Very observant nonetheless. Tommy- Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but is secretly a one-man army. Somehow invested a lot of points in the Insight skill.

[@pear9841]

HELLO, Gordon!

[@Justanotherkittyy]

Looks Gordon, a rope! We can use these to- HELP ME GORDON!

[@gustavolemos5913]

i love what you sayid about coomer

[@C000CCKJ0KKEEE]

Bubby.

[@KoishiVibin]

Gordon also possesses an arsenal of arnaments, including antitank missiles, shotguns, and automatic small calibre arms.

[@KittyKatty999]

"It's kill or be killed in black mesaa!" I'm surprised it took this long for Gordon to loose his sanity completely. Very impressive, Mr Gordon.

[@q_0191]

Gordon = Flowey

[@peluchefps]

*"That man's non-euclidean"* LMAO

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

"The Drugs are taking effect! :D"

[@404_coffee9]

Yee

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Technically we’re all non-Euclidean. Non-Euclidean just means not a perfectly flat surface

[@TheZigzagman]

@@dylanchouinard6141 Their reality is made of polyhedrons. A non-Euclidean entity would be terrifying.

[@dylanchouinard6141]

The Zigzagman oh shit you’re right. Even a perfect sphere would be totally alien

[@rheselee1740]

I know nothing about Holly except that she has incredible comedic timing and I've fallen madly and deeply in love with her

[@quantumblur_3145]

Weirdchamp

[@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

"Soda."

[@lilporky8565]

Well I hope you like surprises then...

[@SomeSkyrimFan]

@@lilporky8565 LMAOOOOOO

[@galaxy-cq7qm]

Theres like a 20 feet long surprise

[@notfurb1378]

I love how Dr coomer repeats lines over and over and also cuts himself off like he’s an actual NPC

[@heatfragment]

Mr Dr Huh what? He is a NPC

[@bend1483]

@@heatfragment No.. its a person just pretending lol

[@heatfragment]

Ben D It’s an AI

[@notfurb1378]

HeatFragment QQun I watched the video again and yeah I see it now he is an AI it’s just so advanced I guess

[@heatfragment]

Ben D see?

[@NubSwitch]

12:49 “Oh he just injected me with drugs!” *proceeds to shot him* “The drugs are taking effect!”

[@facundoescobar3972]

Coomer: "This one over here says..." Gordon: ... Coomer: ... Gordon: ...Yeah? Coomer: *Do you need me to repeat myself, Gordon?* LMAO

[@icgmommy87]

I was reading this as it happened

[@Smp5isgon]

-me oooo -commer hello Gordon -tommy im a kid -me shut up commer -barney freeman wha hello Gordon -me what the hell

[@Smp5isgon]

-me commer l Will kill you! -commer hello gor- -barney im your friend freeman -tommy wow -me what you need map commer -me feed me my chicken dr coooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmer

[@sumire2452]

Lmao coomer is the best

[@drcoomer9353]

Do you need me to repeat myself, Gordon?

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

“He just died, and now theres toilets.” -Gordon Freeman: Theoretical Physicist with a PHD, and who is also a scientist 2020

[@TiptopWizard]

22:10 I just love how all through this chaos and massacre there’s just a skeleton *”OH SHIT A SKELETON”*

[@ericmaldonado9074]

Do you have your passport

[@kmidst_vg2996]

I think that skeleton was the ghost of the passport guard!

[@thecipher8495]

@@kmidst_vg2996 ye no shit sherlook

[@ghoulsvshumansuser7326]

I couldn't stop laughing at that part

[@BRICKPIECES]

"This is all instict Mr. Freeman, I'm scared!" And just like that, I love and connect with Tommy

[@Samarai-hf9si]

Fun fact, the SWEP used to play the aaaaaaaaaa noises (and ear-piercing skeleton frequencies) is on the workshop, it's called the Wowozela!

[@ntck]

thank you

[@mason8335]

doing gods work

[@Dusk_Shade]

Which workshop? And do you possibly mean Vuvuzela?

[@mason8335]

@@Dusk_Shade gmod workshop

[@creeperhunterD]

@@Dusk_Shade The Garry's Mod Steam Workshop.

[@Demonoob223]

Tommy at 9:15 sounds like a very emotional five year old here and I absolutely love it “Sunkist😢”

[@FinlayHamm]

* phases through wall * "That man's non-euclidean!"

[@orlandoexistant4339]

every character: act like normal people in a roleplay, sometimes act out of character Dr. Coomer: Look Gordon a rope, we can us-Help me Gordon!

[@jessegruber3650]

nice dsaf icon u have taste

[@pungoblin9377]

I love the fact that every time there’s an explosion, the doctors always run to the explosion.

[@Mankepanke]

It's because that causes an implosion, which cancels out the explosion making it completely harmless.

[@themilkman6969]

like moths to a light

[@crabulonbestgirl9130]

bubby had too many moth genes in his dna and dr coomer just wishes to feel something after all these years

[@BeauOS]

gay.

[@scribbled634]

i love how coomer occasionally goes “HELLO Gordon” and sometimes it cuts off at the gordon or hello xD

[@ethanhill851]

Gordon: Does anything to keep himself and everyone else alive Coomer: *HELLO GORDON* Security guard: *Where is your passport!?*

[@swiperofspines2573]

Bubby: dies

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

tommy: murders everything then drowns by falling into a tiny puddle

[@lgbtqbcnr]

fellow S.T.A.L.K.E.R fan?

[@GRasputin91]

"I know we're in a crisis, Gordon, but graffiti is not the answer." Oh my gawd. Im pretty sure thats the best lime Ive ever heatd.

[@Inksans34]

The best line ever

[@pissfrog]

You microwave your limes as well i see

[@GirlPlus]

Its gotta be "I had a wife, but they took her in the divorce" for me.

[@littlechickeyhudak]

nah it's "that man's non-euclidian!"

[@Inksans34]

@@pissfrog i didn't realize i had said lime

[@maximumnyoom7123]

"please tell us if you're going to throw grenades!" "Nope!"

[@owlgoddess8534]

extremely underrated moment where benrey is shooting at the birds and says "they shouldn't be here. i didn't let them in."

[@werter9640]

I severely regret turning "hello gordon" into a drinking game

[@banjomanperson]

When the liver failure

[@That.s_Me]

Hello gordon!

[@ketaminepoptarts]

death by alcohol poisoning in the first 5 minutes

[@kittypeanut4102]

😦

[@ItsMzPhoenix]

Good if you're taking a sip of water each time (though the potential for spit-takes might warrant a towel or something)

[@juaja1]

" I would never threaten you Gordon, *unless you gave me a reason to* "-

[@Handhandme]

"So we're cool?" "....... *right now* "

[@404_coffee9]

It's nice foreshadowing

[@RazorStormInc]

He literally never gave him a reason, either.

[@Bearboy312]

look how strong i am gordon! *dies*

[@JacksBestGaming]

me when I play minecraft

[@ramry1011]

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEP*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

sounds like someone familiar....

[@jakesimmonds5043]

Being strong doesnt mean invincibility.

[@hahaha-pv1cv]

"Look gordan, Ropes! We can use- HELP ME GORDAN" i love that line

[@ktftp]

gordon is spelled in the video multiple times every time they say it and you still managed to misspell it

[@lebelluwga]

I think he spelt it the way they pronounced it lol ​@@ktftp

[@antkoos]

"We are scientists! We *c u m i n p i e s*- we come in peace!

[@moony2543]

SNORT

[@doctor_burnsides915]

buzz lightyear drawing reference 😂

[@doomguy2504]

Timestamp

[@IndoTheDragon]

Timestamp is 18:46

[@BankerPaul]

*DO NOT READ THIS IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME WATCHING THIS SERIES.* "Yeah, we're cool right now, right?" "...right now." That line has aged incredibly well.

[@endlessmeowing]

this is my first watch through of this series and I am now very afraid

[@BankerPaul]

@@endlessmeowing | XD Yeah, maybe don't read anymore comments?

[@endlessmeowing]

@@BankerPaul noted lmao

[@J0hnB09]

Not that much of a spoiler, more foreshadowing.

[@BankerPaul]

@@J0hnB09 | There's, like, only one reason the line could've aged as well as it did, so it's a spoiler as long as whoever's reading isn't as dumb as a rock.

[@marel123]

Everytime Dr.Coomer says "Hello, Gordon!" or "Hello-" 2:04 2:37 4:17 6:24 8:01 9:04 11:18 15:02 18:39 19:48 25:11

[@404_coffee9]

Hello, Gordon

[@MoskHotel]

Gordon: “I just took a B- *HELLO!!”*

[@cinnamontoastboi4017]

Same energy as a jump scare list on markiplier videos

[@waynedunlap846]

@@cinnamontoastboi4017 "so the first night usually isn't that bad"

[@beardalaxy]

Whoever did the CC on this did a fantastic job.

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

I just realized that when coomer says “we’ll never forget you, Bipple.” that they forgot to do the coomer voice

[@artmatt200]

I love the soda parts, like how Gordon is just desperately trying to calm down his pack of man sized children like an exhausted parent

[@broblerone413]

*sluuuurrrrp*

[@Akula111]

is Dr Coomer legitimately one of the VAs for the original Half Life? His voice acting is so spot-on it's unreal

[@CaptainAwsome]

probabally not

[@sovietraccoon3569]

I think it’s a soundboard

[@DJL3G3ND]

@@sovietraccoon3569 nah those arent game lines, and you can tell he says it himself each time but hes the funniest I think lmao

[@KangaDrewTV]

Hello Gordon!

[@piroshi3rd]

I don't know who he is but I know there's a very popular mimic of the original scientist's voice actor who's been hired by tons of mod makers to make their mods feel more authentic. This is probably the same guy.

[@thechazzler8934]

My favourite joke by far is that in the bombing run, the skeleton isn’t just standing around, it’s also running all over the place like it also wants to avoid the bombs

[@rockyowitz]

"Holy shit a skeleton!", the voice crack, and then Scorpy's skeleton getting blasted away at 22:10 will always be funny to me

[@vibevizier6512]

He was just tryna survive bro

[@bufogeist]

coomer saying he can read the blank tombstone, only to say nothing while his leg shakes uncontrollably, then saying "do I need to repeat myself?" oh my GOD

[@green_lettuce]

I mean.. he technically DID read it

[@cirava]

The girl who voices Coomer is absolutely perfect. She says the generic NPC lines in the same exact cadence each time, and the part where she gets cut off while explaining “ropes” is absolutely perfect.

[@keyboardwarrior6413]

That’s a girl?

[@pericatt]

@@keyboardwarrior6413 yup! Her name is Holly and she's absolutely amazing

[@mint_muncher4055]

она лгбт

[@ChatFAILoc]

Its not a girl LMAO

[@pericatt]

@@ChatFAILoc actually Coomer's voice actor, Holly, is a girl.

[@andromeda371]

I love how Coomer somewhat broke character with his voice at 15:30

[@awesomemediplayer2024]

Honestly it sounds more like Coomer’s voice actor purposefully did that to get a sad kind of voice for Coomer

[@happymark1668]

Yeah you can tell Dr. Coomers actors is a woman

[@hannahharn6839]

Current mood: techno Evangelion theme played over traumatic revisiting of my divorce during which they took my wife

[@limemaid2003]

same

[@dwsnb]

Does anyone have a link to that version that is used in this video?

[@Iibraryofruina]

“I made mistakes i need to perfect my run” *bubby was actually speed running this*

[@zorxtom7803]

skeleton: can i see your passport? gordan:ｗｈａｔ ｄｉｄ ｙｏｕ ｊｕｓｔ ｆ＊ｃｋｉｎｇ ｓａｙ ｔｏ ｍｅ？

[@zorxtom7803]

magic

[@zorxtom7803]

fine it's textfac.es

[@404_coffee9]

The skeleton is the scariest thing in the series

[@kylefinn5301]

“You’re not supposed to be in here.”

[@McBuff]

Of all the things, it was “That man’s non-Euclidean” that killed me XD

[@FurryWrecker911]

"We're cool, right?" "... right now." My god, this is the funniest series I've ever seen on YT in a long time.

[@404_coffee9]

Same!!!

[@idontreallyknowwhattodowit6401]

Gordon: *losing his shit over the passport security guard* Security guard: *emits a note* Gordon: ok

[@galacticterry3838]

I can’t tell if bubby is a useful member of the team or just insane because he actually gets some stuff done while also just not making sense

[@Actiondanny]

He's a speedrunner. He knows the solution to all the puzzles because he's been trying to perfect his run and every time he reaches the surface he just goes back down and does it all over again.

[@minicrewmate7865]

i love how with each soda session the noises become more animalistic with each time

[@enclavesoldier8893]

“That man just died, and now there’s toilets.” -Gordon Freeman

[@hexa138]

... ... What?

[@Sunny-yw8pt]

Feetman

[@millicentwood549]

Favorite moments: 1:20 Bubby's "I'm burning" 2:02 Coomer 4:23 "watch how strong i am, gordon" 5:06 Coomer's "Look, Gordon, a rope!" 8:58 "i did have a wife. . ." 18:26 Coomer and Bubby fall down the elevator shaft while Coomer gets blasted in the face by a turret 24:55 sskeleton asks to see pasport

[@MailMainbutnot]

if i may add: 12:27 "well, gordon i took care of the crabs!"

[@NubSwitch]

“AAAAAAA I’M BURNING!” *dramatic pause* “Oh I’m fine now.”

[@SussyCookie-ve8gp]

6:20 By far the best bit. The way coomer does not move. The absolute silence from both them and the music. Perfectly timed

[@Saerkal]

shock the monkey!

[@zerotwo6814]

I'm calling it right now, this whole thing is just a dream and Gordon is still knocked out from the explosion at the beginning of the first episode.

[@Nessinby]

Nah he's in a simulation: he specifically states it at the end. Plus his references to the scientists being programmed.

[@zerotwo6814]

@@Nessinby Good point.

[@TheVaultDweller-oi9ij]

It turns out that this is what Freeman had experienced in either the suspended animation between 1 and 2, during the time he was knocked out by Soldiers, or during the initial Resonance Cascade. It's either this or what Freeman from Freeman's Mind had seen after he ate those Doritos and fell down the elevator shafts in his imagination.

[@soconfused8541]

People are having theories about a KZbin comedy Skit series Huh

[@booperdooperproductions2545]

*stong dies* "We'll never forget you, Bipple!"

[@doomguy2504]

Timestamp

[@booperdooperproductions2545]

@@doomguy2504 idk

[@doomguy2504]

@@booperdooperproductions2545 tbh I don’t know

[@Golinth]

“That man’s non-Euclidean” holy shit I haven’t laughed like that in a long time

[@Xplainn93]

He’s a fucking Keter SCP.

[@jerrell1169]

It's Hayden No not the SCP classification, the geometric principle.

[@mikeschmidt4624]

Bubby’s the most underrated scientist lmao

[@eldrtch_3nt1ty12]

i love how asking what dr coomers favorite soda is puts him in an existential crisis