How a Fitness App Revealed Secret Military Bases

[@mast3734]

HAI: *Mentions bricks* Government agencies: “Real Shit?”

[@AxxLAfriku]

ATTENTION BROTHER!!! I have two very very hot and big KZbinr girlfriends who I show off (I smell like 100 de*d orangutans oh nooo)! Thank you for you attention, dear dude kid master

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

MasterM ignore the bot. Instead think of what might happen: HAI makes an actual video about Bricks and still goes on alert. Only for it to be all clear.

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

Ultimate Parzival oh ok. Well it seems like something a bot would do, but then again. A bot would spam this on every comment in every reply until someone falls for it. Or just keep on going forever really.

[@saranshgautam6551]

I lost it at 3:06 when he made fun of Wendover and his love for airplanes 😂😂

[@arrow6273]

AxxL get help

[@Timsterest]

You know a video is going to be good when he starts talking about bricks

[@Fede_uyz]

What are you talking about? This video is entirely about bricks

[@saranshgautam6551]

I lost it at 3:06 when he made fun of Wendover and his love for airplanes 😂😂

[@henry55]

Saransh Gautam I thought that was him

[@kx4998]

@@henry55 Yeah it is the same guy.

[@henry55]

KX k…?

[@adrielsebastian5216]

"If you're looking for a show brick, dry press is the way to go, because - " *BECAUSE WHAT?!*

[@UserUnknown07]

Lol 😂

[@rosewhipple7513]

Saaame!

[@181cameron]

It shows.

[@kingoffongpei]

Because it's smooth and neat. As inferred from it's distinction from extruded bricks.

[@mrosskne]

@@kingoffongpei tf is an extruded brick?

[@mars2883]

When he started to talk about bricks I completely forgot what I came here for and was like "Yeah I probably clicked in a brick video, let's watch it"

[@Alex-xu5vj]

Fr

[@enzSa]

Hahahahaha cuz ya spot on

[@TheBestMOC]

True dis

[@JusttMir]

Rightt 😭😭😭 i was really interested

[@Eva-fn7xw]

Oh my god! I was like it too...

[@andrewchapman2039]

Government: "Man, this guy does a lot of videos on bricks."

[@Dino-qq2wx]

"Don't wanna watch them though."

[@rexcorvorum4262]

Andrew Chapman as far as the feds are concerned, this is a brick channel

[@ndblckmore]

Stop teasing us about bricks! I want to learn about bricks for real now. At least link us a deep dive into bricks if you don't want to do it yourself, but honestly it looks like you have done half the research into it already

[@James-ww1ri]

open.spotify.com/show/2SlTuJf1Eteve5EXXxjSCX

[@dezignateddriva]

@@ndblckmore I suppose thats why the channel is "Half" as interesting?

[@HerrXenon_]

Missed opportunity for April Fools: Video with interesting title and bricks meme at the beginning, but the joke never ends and it's actually a video about bricks

[@TheAechBomb]

yesssssssss

[@stormysamreen7062]

Oh yes. Nice idea

[@TuddecBMW]

that wouldn’t even be an April Fools prank because we actually want a video about bricks

[@leftfootfirstpolitics]

I got to this video late, and for a few seconds I thought that was actually happening. That would have been great.

[@stormysamreen7062]

@@TuddecBMW That's true, too.

[@vladimirlenin4794]

I can’t be the only person who actually wants a brick episode

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

Vladimir Lenin you aren’t. Need I say more?

[@COYM_1908]

I think all of his viewers do.

[@sadkat4499]

WE want a brick episode

[@robh8460]

#metoo

[@sgtdornan5211]

3:12 is thicc Soviet Mi 17

[@TylerAavet]

This video instantly reminded me of when the Norwegian government made a map of "no-fly zones" for civilian drones, inadvertently revealing where each and every single secret installation was located. Or at the very least, revealed where a *lot* of them are located. They might've kept the super-top-secret ones hidden, Idk. IIRC, there's also a bus or tram stop near Oslo monikered "Natoanlegget", meaning "The NATO facility/installation", which is meant to be a secret location. 🤦‍♀️

[@The_Goose2]

TL:DR Norway is bad at keeping secrets.

[@amouryf]

@@The_Goose2 its too long to read 4 sentences, which 2 of them are very small sentences???

[@The_Goose2]

@@amouryf yes

[@maxberry6780]

FBI agents when HAI starts talking about bricks: Hey I've seen this one before.

[@unocualqu1era]

Huh. He must be a really passionate brick enthusiast. How wholesome.

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

unocualqu1era yeah, they’re pretty interesting. Like, how does that mixture make it so durable?

[@ashishpradhan636]

@@padriazozzriaorizifian8672 shhh..... It's a secret

[@ExplodingTNTamazingart]

omg 666 likes wtf, pls don't ruin this

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

Ashish Pradhan not to a Google user. Edit: wait we’re on KZbin we’re all Google users.

[@BenianausKI]

HAI : "This video is about bricks" Me : Here we go again

[@guzzledgumps2322]

Gotta get the Feds off.

[@WithLuca]

I want this brick video tho

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

Guzzled Gumps23 and the watch time on.

[@ab3040]

But he actually makes it interesting 😂 am im like wtf I did not know that

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

a b neither did I. I know this joke isn’t original, but he should call himself Twice as Interesting.

[@palas2891]

We're never geting a brick episode, he'll just gradually use everything interesting about bricks in these intros until you can cut a whole episode from them.

[@shimasclan]

And then he'll cut that video together. No new audio, just intro clips cut and pasted together windows movie maker style.

[@molotera8789]

shimasclan sounds like a good April fools video idea

[@DarkLord111111111111]

He'll talk about the feds for 40 seconds and then the brick manufacturers will stop watching.

[@panda4247]

"Option to opt out of publicly sharing data" is exactly what is wrong with the world today. The permission to share any data about an individual should be explicitly given by the user, not a default preset. Also, lol for the military to use these random public apps that track you in their bases in the first place.

[@richardarriaga6271]

I read a story of troops that photographed helicopters who forgot to turn off GPS on the photos and wound up with a mortar strike on the helicopters.

[@asiamies9153]

Individual soldiers with their private gear isn't "the military"

[@Gamer3427]

It is a bit ridiculous that the world we live in today requires us to ask for privacy rather than assuming we want it.

[@panda4247]

@@asiamies9153 philosophical debate: on the contrary, "the individual soldiers" is one of the most vital parts of "the military" :) That aside, what I meant was, that they should have been forbidden (ideally also with explanation of the reasoning and security implications) by their security officers to use these kind of apps (and you can't argue that a "proper discipline and security standards" is not a part of the military).

[@asiamies9153]

@@panda4247 Thanks sherlock

[@ethang105]

The bricks were actually pretty interesting. I didn’t know the different ways they are made. You should actually make a video about bricks just for the memes.

[@disembodiednarrator]

We are begging a man to make a video of bricks 😳...

[@animeguy4762]

Takumi Fujiwara lool

[@jamiesamyn3988]

@Takumi Fujiwara you mean... ''pop up, up and down headlights''

[@mrss649]

Yes!

[@hallowizer440]

Wdym? He already did!

[@stephkim00]

I was actually interested in the bricks 😭

[@Alinor24]

Yes. The way he started the subject was interesting. Now I'm curious and want to know more. :'(

[@Ziggy42069]

When it started I was like "forget the military bases I wanna know about what bricks to build a house with"

[@rafaelmohl3293]

me too

[@Pokemc0831]

I was too

[@justindunphy5284]

same bro

[@thebattlerocker4338]

3:43 imagine being a badass hacker like that and still need to look down on your keyboard to type

[@rosiefay7283]

Imagine being someone doing work which entails using most of the keys on the keyboard, and moving your hands about, rather than someone who doesn't need to look down at their keyboard once they've found W, A, S and D.

[@JayD73]

@@rosiefay7283 lol I’m bad at typing and that comment means you’re definitely bad at typing

[@GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom]

@@rosiefay7283 skill issue

[@fxshyy]

@@rosiefay7283 yeah nah you suck at typing LOL

[@Xxbootywizardx420]

I do

[@There_is_a_duck_in_my_home]

I think everyone can agree that we want a video about bricks.

[@davidthomas5655]

Yes

[@timothyharris7288]

What do you mean Mr FBI this is about bricks don't watch on there's nothing about government secrets on here

[@marmot1434]

Yup

[@yeetimusmaximus5529]

i agree 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@swaynetwork9515]

I liked the one on How It's Made. I'd watch avid on bricks fo' sho'.

[@jccarbon1998]

HAI: "This video is about bricks." Me: "Ohh boy this is gonna be good!"

[@quincyc.521]

Ikr. He should make a video that's genuinely about bricks.

[@prestoiloi8005]

i was really intrigued and actually interested to learn about bricks for some reason

[@davidthomas5655]

I want the bricks

[@Erik-uv8zf]

Seriously, I was intrigued about bricks.

[@ameralhamvi5680]

Next April fool maybe?

[@radianzero]

Planes: "You took everything from me!." HAI: *B R I C K S*

[@felixw19]

I´m waiting for an April Fools video where he actually talks about bricks for 15 Minutes, but the title mentions Government secrets

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

Felix W. I also await that. I truly wish for that video to happen, he’s unironically gotten me interested in it.

[@Accidentalreef]

Brazil Russia India China Ksomething South Africa

[@aron4317]

😂😂😂

[@KakashiH318]

Radian dude you’re everywhere I just saw a video where your comment was featured on blackyspeakz and then I saw your comment underneath it 😂😂

[@kingnaga619]

I look forward to the day that he edits all his brick sections together to form one cohesive brick video. I’m gonna watch me the shit out of that video.

[@patrickboots7799]

King Naga kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6e9hIKFo9qtirs

[@panhandlesomen]

@@patrickboots7799 madlad

[@maiaemmett2399]

That would be a good brick joke tbh

[@mitchellwillmarth1896]

@@patrickboots7799 This is exactly what I needed thank you

[@aashd9245]

*Brick Video: **kzbin.info/www/bejne/imnadoprjMqArsk*

[@joeym5243]

HAI: so when it comes to bricks... Me: So it's treason then.

[@mitchell2096]

Hey I wanted to learn about bricks legitimately

[@CrystalKeeper7]

Same xD

[@certifiedhoodclassic00]

666th like 😈

[@CrystalKeeper7]

@@certifiedhoodclassic00 :oooooo

[@auhsojacosta1672]

🧱

[@thediamonddragon1256]

they clickbaited us >:ccccccc

[@jadenschalck8640]

Is it just me, or does anyone else actually want half as interesting to make a video about bricks? Edit: it happened.

[@kaih7647]

I was honestly looking forward to a brick video, would have been an excellent opportunity for an aprils fools HAI video

[@bibbytenbillion]

it totally should've been the april fools video

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

Jaden Schalck not just you. By my count it’s at least five. But my count is bad since this is only a part-time thing.

[@CatholicWeeb]

Of course I do

[@colinstu]

I need an hour long HAI video on bricks.

[@Shreeechan]

Why did you talk about a military base? you said "This video is about brick's". I came for the bricks. Im tired of all the clickbate on youtube!

[@mitsuvolts03]

Is this sarcastic or gay

[@nomisaj8559]

@@mitsuvolts03 gay?

[@thecornishsymmetry138]

Isaiah stevenson There is no mention of bricks whatsoever in the title or thumbnail...Not sure If you know what clickbait is.

[@mitsuvolts03]

@Ricky Smith no u

[@justaregularrhino6529]

I’m sorry but I have to do this, but clickbait.

[@billiondollardan]

Farmers actually do not like running laps in the desert. Source: local farmers at the donut shop

[@moistenvelopes]

it's true we're actually couch potatoey once the agriculture is done for the day

[@thebigdog2295]

😂🤣😭

[@ClarinoI]

Farming in the desert isn't something that farmers generally like to do. They prefer places where it's moist and fertile.

[@JackPorter]

@@ClarinoI unless you're a moisture farmer on tatooine

[@Darkwolf_1017]

@@JackPorter lol

[@TheGkriz]

Title: How a Fitness App Revealed Secret Military Bases Comments: we are interested in bricks FBI/CIA: must be the KZbin algorithm. Nothing here boys.

[@henry55]

*-~bricks~-*

[@1vsjbc]

GKB HOW IS THERE ONE REPLY AND 1200 likes

[@henry55]

Red Dead Bread From Under Your Bed ikr I saw it and just replied

[@aaronli2728]

Dang it bro you messed up our cover... Can we actually get a brick video tho...

[@jeffwillsea6757]

@@1vsjbc how about 4, or I guess with this five likes, and 2.3k likes?

[@__-gt4in]

"John, we have succeeded in spying on the bases" "nobody even realized our plan" *Laughter*

[@north7738]

April 1st next year: Bricks but unironically. I actually want this.

[@henry55]

Everyone does

[@LivvyHackett]

Haha lmao I was just thinking I need some new bricks in my garden

[@akmedia8206]

George North MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[@Remcoms]

I actually thought the whole thing was gonna be about bricks because it was just April fools day lol

[@sanskardas4480]

Technically he fooled us into thinking that he would fool us by doing an actual video on bricks and not as a joke since it was April Fools Day.

[@megamjrsmainchannel]

Can't wait for the actual brick episode.

[@withoutmilk]

MEGA_MJRS seconded!

[@LolSumor]

Thirded!

[@derp2227]

What do you mean? This is the brick episode.

[@LolSumor]

@@derp2227 The 120min one

[@leonardjanke2855]

Its gonna be reversed. Something super secret and then just B R I C K S

[@elijahdage5523]

I was expecting him to go on about bricks through the whole video. Like not even mentioning the thumbnail. That would be a great prank.

[@SpiffoGaming]

That would have been a great april 1st video. Oh well gotta wait for next year

[@patrickboots7799]

You can stitch together every time Wendover talks about bricks and actually make a video that is *half as interesting* as the rest. Edit: Check my channel

[@whaddyamean99]

Is this true? I'm gonna need to see this

[@nilsfrancis413]

Is it weird that after watching a long add, I forgot what video I had clicked on and when this started playing I just accepted I had clicked on a video about bricks and was actually interested.

[@radhikakamath356]

The title should have been every thing about bricks so the FBI would not suspect at all

[@whong09]

When HAI releases that video you know some serious shit is about to go down

[@radhikakamath356]

Agreed the when a HAI vid starts with bricks it is going to be great.

[@radhikakamath356]

So I conclude Bricks is the best

[@recentlydeleted]

I remember when this whole thing came out. We had to sit through countless classes and PowerPoints about internet safety and insider threats

[@jeffbenton6183]

So you're in the military, and have had to sit through powerpoints? Out of curiosity, do you agree with the arguments made in this article from just over 3 years ago?: theweek.com/articles/673091/general-mattis-save-military-ban-powerpoint

[@LeviForWaifu]

@@jeffbenton6183 I am not in the military but have worked on software for them and I can agree that naval and land based air missions LOVE powerpoint.

[@IL_Bgentyl]

Same was in around 8 years and if they can do a power point they will. It’s simply to show numbers and say they informed you so their not liable or they can bend you over when convenient. Suicide prevention and sexual assault get pounded down on you but does anything actually get done to improve the situation.... no but you signed a sheet saying you were taught about it and they act confused on how things could of went wrong. Some great people in the military but largely it’s a pc joke.

[@LeviForWaifu]

@@IL_Bgentyl Oh yeah it's all political correctness now, soon we end up like Germany and their Combat Maternity Uniforms

[@notmenotme614]

I remember having a briefing on OPSEC but I could only hear half of it thanks to the noise a U2 made as it took off. You could hear that from miles around. Also the noise a chinook helicopter makes doesn’t exactly blend in.

[@RavPlays]

But i wanted to know about bricks :(

[@delrasshial7200]

Same

[@forgottenfamily]

He told us about three types of bricks but only drilled into one of them :(

[@felixw19]

I´m waiting for an April Fools video where he actually talks about bricks for 15 Minutes, but the title mentions Government secrets

[@chanomjea6515]

Me too TT

[@neleh.1542]

One day he'll make a video titled something about bricks, start it with 30 sekonds of talking about semi secret military bases and then switch to briks so that the feds think the jucy stuff will follow but it's really just the top 3 types of bricks.

[@brandonking1737]

We need an April Fools video titled something like "The Top Secret FBI Base Underneath Fenway Park". And then the entire video is about bricks.

[@Lloyd_Montecillo]

I, unironically, want to see a serious video about bricks actually.

[@tobiashenriksen7068]

"Okay, now that the masons definitely are not watching .."

[@zephirix9141]

So you mean clickbait, that's been around for some time already

[@tobiashenriksen7068]

@@zephirix9141 No, he means an inside joke that followers of the channel would instantly get.

[@Wolfeur]

"they have rough faces that need to be covered up" *triggered in Belgian brick architecture*

[@mattia890]

Top 10 brick videos on YT: 10- that one legit video about bricks 9- HAI video 8- HAI video 7- HAI video 6- HAI video 5- HAI video 4- HAI video 3- HAI video 2- HAI video 1- HAI video

[@andidarmawan565]

2:48 "like this Italian base in Djibouti, or this US base in Syria, or this US base in Syria, or even this other US base in Syria" Really got me.

[@christianbuczko1481]

The presence of those bases isnt a secret, the plans were. Theres several bases in nevada and antarctica which are far more interesting. They dont exist officially.

[@LeviathanTamer31]

There's also a village in Antarctica where you have to get your appendix removed if you want to live there.

[@Wandrng_drifter]

Me: “Woah, bricks are actually kinda interesting 🤔” Video: “anyways, now that the NSA is gone”

[@_h1tman_]

"A secret base that people know about is like a Wendover video without planes- its completely pointless."

[@cameronwebster6866]

He has become self aware.

[@DanksterPaws]

Cameron Webster this is half as interesting

[@DanksterPaws]

Cameron Webster I- nvm...

[@cameronwebster6866]

RoamArrow did you not realize they are the same guy?

[@haph2087]

Secret base? A secret brick factory maybe.

[@maxcchiru]

HAI: *pulls the same joke everytime* Sitcoms: "ThAt'S oUr JoB"

[@addedpole]

10% people wanted to hear about the fitness app thing *90% legends wanted to hear about bricks*

[@iloveadoptmee3920]

the brick thing was somewhat interesting though

[@addedpole]

@@iloveadoptmee3920 did I say something bad about those who wanted to hear about bricks? No! I'm also a legend

[@saranshgautam6551]

I lost it at 3:06 when he made fun of Wendover and his love for airplanes 😂😂

[@iloveadoptmee3920]

@@addedpole ik that but DID I say something about the 90% being bad? NO....

[@addedpole]

@@iloveadoptmee3920 ok jeez

[@WinterGamesYT]

1:50 i think we can all agree that stravas developers are not to blame

[@drewmoefoe3775]

Government: **Has secret base that was discovers** HAI: *B R I C K S*

[@untilnow581]

PSA: This is a HAI video without planes, kinda pointless

[@professormohawk1]

it has helis tho

[@VladTrishch]

yeah, he should've definitely consulted with this Wendover guy on planes

[@pdavidp4563]

But it has BRICKSSSS

[@highlyexplosivechicken2081]

@@VladTrishch He IS the Wendover guy

[@B3Band]

@@highlyexplosivechicken2081 whoooosh

[@penumbra0182]

FBI: oh this looks interesting HAI: B R I C K S FBI: oh, never mind

[@johnjohnfofohniam]

Narrator: This video is about bricks Me: *nervously checks title* Me: *sigh of relief* Narrator: Continues talking about bricks Me: 👁👄👁

[@Ray767515]

When Sam said "This video is about bricks," I half expected it to be actually about bricks because look at the date!

[@afunnymonkey4948]

Its the 2nd of April...

[@imperson1785]

@@afunnymonkey4948 do you not have a holiday calendar? 2nd of April is a Catholic holiday that celebrates a milestone in Jesus's trek across the desert known as "It's Brick Time Bois"

[@afunnymonkey4948]

@@imperson1785 Oh yes I completely forgot about, please forgive me

[@infinityvy]

Strava: STINKS Wii Fit Yoga: STONKS

[@Pixdoet]

Blak Blak ah yes stonks

[@TheEsdaniel]

Smort

[@dadmitri4259]

these topics are at least twice as interesting as anything else in my recommended, and you talk about them so well

[@connorking8503]

When HAI starts talking about bricks you know it's gonna be good

[@darius2640]

wendower's voice: there are 3 ways to produce bricks me, an intelectual: you're forgetting shitting bricks

[@neooblisk0084]

And drugs

[@Mike-px6pg]

hey, he mentioned the extruding method

[@retromichael2429]

When you see it..

[@haseenabadshah5381]

intellectual:*

[@dimasabiyoso2918]

"How a fitness app reveals a secret military base" I suddenly remember back when pokemon go was a thing when someone saw a pokemon right inside a military base

[@sujimtangerines]

We go to Nellis AFB all the time... There are regular stops and gyms there.

[@PaiSAMSEN]

Was a hot topic in my country, too, when someone notice that some of the rarer pokemon love showing up inside military bases.

[@dimasabiyoso2918]

@@sujimtangerines is it open for public?

[@wanderingangelstudio1359]

Pokemon Go is still a thing. There are stops on bases. 😉

[@stopitgetsomehelp.6508]

Dimas Abiyoso You can go inside if you have a passport or ID with you

[@sooscar6214]

"A secret base that people know about is like a Wendover video without airplanes. *It's* *completely* *pointless* " That got me :D

[@Nasif_tg]

I actually want a brick episode it's interesting and I actually want a vid that will explain the bricks I'm using for my brick laying projects

[@professionallabelmaker744]

@@Matteosoder ok google, what is a joke?

[@ab3040]

Hai: talks about bricks FBI: Why are we still here... Edit: 😂 thanks for the likes guys but I don't really know why I got them

[@HKIHNDKNSI]

Just to suffer

[@davidthomas5655]

I want a out the bricks

[@ArsonRaboot]

@@HKIHNDKNSI Every night, I can feel my leg... And my arm... even my fingers...

[@shumone]

He should talk about bricks... in French just to be safe

[@HKIHNDKNSI]

@@ArsonRaboot The people I've lost...

[@peterose3390]

1:18 Netherlands and Belgium are LIT!

[@ruatachhangte]

Who else found the whole bricks part really satisfying?

[@andezong9565]

IIRC there was also that one time a Marine cannoneer got his gun crew “killed” in a an exercise since he posted a Snapchat picture of himself, which I believe led the OPFOR battery to hone in on their position and “kill” them.

[@kauske]

_Yeah,_ that's why all militaries need to crack down on personal devices taken into duty. But that's not going to happen until a mobile device data breach gets someone killed for real, probably a _lot_ of someones too.

[@jimsvideos7201]

Therr was an occasion where someone posted a geotagged picture to Flickr and a bunch of helicopters got destroyed in the ensuing mortar attack.

[@Rynewulf]

And these guys are armed, dangerous and fanatically loyal to the crazy politician of the day. It's scary that they do stuff like that, they get us killed on accident let alone on purpose

[@scott_hunts]

Similar thing happened with war games due to Tinder.

[@thecolonoscoper5168]

Thanks for the great information about bricks, I was really confused on which type of brick to use for my next project.

[@michaelmccarthy4615]

They only have themselves to blame That's why there is risk management.

[@sefgrt]

"This is like Wendover making a video without planes" LOL

[@davinator_peepo2102]

Me: “how could he transition from bricks” Hai: feds Me: oh

[@greeceuranusputin]

Love that official Strava picture of a bare-legged runner running very close to those Stinging Nettle plants.

[@nolongerusing7430]

"Compete with their enemies for the fastest times" What is this, time trials? Speedruns? Edit: the post adress at 3:53 was 1,000 away from perfection..

[@kkwai9356]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa just one digit

[@henry55]

no it was 63451 away

[@kkwai9356]

​@@henry55​ha true

[@nolongerusing7430]

@@henry55 nice

[@oppenguin6462]

4969?

[@p-mies1192]

I was actually really interested in the bricks.

[@scottowens398]

Aww, I wanted to learn about bricks. Edit: On the topic of sharing run locations; I think you should opt into it, rather than out of it.

[@jamesmiller7712]

Thought this was a late April Fool's after the full first 45 seconds was talking about bricks

[@shimasclan]

You must be new here. Welcome to the channel, cookies are by the TV, coffee in the kitchen. Check out all the videos relating to goverment secrets and start peicing together the glory of the mighty Brick.

[@jamesmiller7712]

@@shimasclan isn't 45 seconds a new record for trying to avoid the feds

[@Mimi.1001]

The Late April Fool's was that the entire Video *wasn't* about bricks.

[@jackiec498]

Maybe instead of the default mode being 'track all movements and share publicly', users should be ASKED if they mind their information being shared and the default should be set to 'maintain 4th amendment rights unless otherwise stated' 🤔

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

HAI: bricks Government agencies: nothing here... People: yeah.... *wait, the fitness company did what*

[@wiznendo]

But what about the bricks?

[@khandeer8018]

Surprised he didn't bring up the locations in Antarctica and such that were found using similar methods

[@amouryf]

I can't sleep at night without Half as Interesting to continue his last sentences about bricks.

[@azophi]

That moment when you check Strava and you see people at Area 51

[@mlee6050]

And aliens in area 52, area 51 so popular apparently they moved to area 52

[@alangolab6657]

@@mlee6050 area 50 or 53

[@mlee6050]

@@alangolab6657 I heard 51 is known for stuff so they got a secret area 52, might be 53 if no 52

[@mlee6050]

@mszj zzs it the place in america that is believed to have aliens or the government to hide aliens and it so popular they had to move the army base, I think it was their test site

[@azophi]

@@mlee6050 it got raided ;-;

[@smoktephoto]

HAI: "This video is about bricks..." Minecraft: Me? Nokia 3310: No, me!

[@dangerousthoughts.1591]

I was actually stationed somewhere where this was an issue. We were briefed that fitbits were banned at this duty station because the gps was able to accurately map out the inside of highly secretive facilities. Not a huge deal but the military wasn’t too happy when they found out. I also know about a story where a female soldier posted a photo on her Snapchat story during a training mission. Well, the OPFOR saw this and used the heat map on Snapchat to discover her location. Then they notionally shelled her location killing her entire unit.

[@Fitch93]

3:07 He's become Self-Aware!!!

[@abandonship1157]

Who else was actually kind of interested in how the bricks were made?

[@Erinya558]

All jokes aside, I would seriously love an actual hour and a half documentary on bricks :P

[@pinecone27]

My mum: _Why you never do exercise?_ Me: *I AM SUPPORTING THIS GREAT NATION MOM* this is sadly very literally true nowadays.

[@jeremyching3627]

US military: We built a secret military base which no one will ever know about. Strava: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.

[@sweet813one]

Strava: That's cute

[@NiceEyeballs]

The topic change from the main video to sponsor was smooth af

[@rexcorvorum4262]

This was so informative, now I can finally start that personal brick laying project Edit: isn’t it convenient that the entire Strava executive staff disappeared and were replaced when this happened

[@mast3734]

I literally just finished writing a paper on how individual and state security and sovereignty are effected by public satellite imaging and location tracking maps. This would have been nice to know about a few days ago!

[@cloverberry721]

90% of comments : about bricks Other 10% : also about bricks

[@vproscelle]

Then what is the 0.00 percent about

[@skyfinger9319]

People like bricks

[@peytonwalcott6755]

That was the cleanest intro to a sponsorship I’ve ever seen

[@user-njyzcip]

3:48 "French soldier" Shows US Marine

[@11Survivor]

To be fair us French don't really keep our military presence a secret. The problem is that French military supply convoys take secret routes that are alternated weekly and if all of those routes get tracked then the convoys are going to be ambushed a helluva lot more.

[@VivAtreyu]

Reminds me of the story of the girl that found her boyfriend cheating because he had heart rate spikes at 2-3 in the morning on their Fitbit app

[@rienn8559]

LOOOL

[@grubbygeorge2117]

How is that even proof? The guy could have just pleasured himself before sleep

[@VivAtreyu]

@@grubbygeorge2117 Definitively not proof but she did find out it really was happening though.

[@hraklispapas9968]

How? The Fitbit is a mobile app. Did he wear a smart watch?

[@VivAtreyu]

@@hraklispapas9968 He was wearing a FIbit watch paired to the Phone App

[@MR-he4jb]

cant blame strava.. they actually have a privacy function that hides any area you want.. like hiding a radius around your home or work or secret bases lol

[@Warp__]

Ahhh the brick series is back

[@RockhopperRio]

You know you’re in for something big when HAI starts talking about bricks

[@oosra]

4:57 if you ser it you see it 😳

[@RussianWaffle]

"How a Fitness App Revealed Secret Military Bases" This video is about bricks

[@Loestus]

Me: haha that’s silly the little decoy opening. Man those bricks are actually pretty interesting. Comment section: BRICKS! BRICKS! BRICKS!

[@technetium9653]

For goodness sake, I was hoping he at least got to the last brick before the boring government secrets

[@emmanroyhippy6859]

Phineas: Now who would buy a brick for a toy? Ferb: It does absolutely nothing.

[@regarded9702]

“Both on Twitter and in real life” I’m gone 😂

[@KDannXII]

HAI: good the fbi should be gone. the 1 fbi agent that really wanted to be an engineer: I thought this was a brick video.

[@nighthawk4502]

Okay, I saw this video and I immediately thought of Strava. I wasn’t expecting you to say Yemen though, I was expecting you to talk about Bagram in Afghanistan. Not a secret base but it lined out the entire perimeter of the base.

[@jamier65551]

"Or this US base in Syria, or this US base in Syria, or even this other US base in Syria"