Halloween Tips And Tricks From The Gates Foundation

Happy Halloween! Be safe trick or treating ;)
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[@MrLextune]

Tim Dillon needed 2020 almost as much as 2020 needed Tim Dillon.

[@sidblack9482]

yes or yes!!!!!

[@ChilsonTV]

@@sidblack9482 YES

[@amanryan6803]

Actually I’m really confused about that statement not sure if it’s supportive or not but you know the second best way to a man’s heart is through comedy

[@alexsmith32012]

Why is Jenny Slate still not in jail !!!.

[@SafetyLucas]

The orchestra playing music on the Titanic was much more significant after the ship started sinking.

[@athleet1600]

"We worked long and hard... Several weeks". I'm dying from that line

[@mellonclarinet4303]

A great parenthetical statement

[@tchombre1992]

WE GOT THE JUICE, BAYBEEE!!!

[@alexb8560]

"We've worked long and hard, several weeks." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dibutler9151]

1980s- fear the razor blade in your candy 2020s-fear the vaccine in your candy

[@saintdominicreview]

Tim traditionally serves up his legendary Bourbon & Buttermilk enemas to all the cute little Ghosties and Ghoulies who visit him for Trick or Treat, but sadly, last year it was ruined when a greedy, selfish (not-so) little monster named Geraldo Rivera just couldn't seem to understand what "Please, only one serving per guest!" means...

[@ksam7969]

2060s - mad max explains there used to be a thing called candy

[@michaeljackson8390]

🍉💖💙Disney's DuckTales cartoon for kids shows "Ask about illuminati" in the corner of the room! Go watch my vid💖 😨Corona adds up to 666! Wake up!😱The Words "Vaccination" & "Second Wave" equals 666 in the gematria calculator🎰! (WAL☆MART) reads (Mart)ial (Law)😱(Yes! The elites control & put secret symbolism in everything!)😱George Floyds death was a planned sacrifice😱He was freemason afilitated😨The freemasons stand by order out of chaos to bring in their new world agenda😱💉The google play logo is Lucifers sigil😨🍎!🐍 (The symbol you use to contact Lucifer)😱! The apple store logo is the bitten apple from the garden of eden!😨🍎🏀Kobe Bryants Death Was Planned and In The Cartoon "Chamberlain heights"😮!💯The official H.R.#6666 Bill in Congress😵!🍉Bill Gates has an enzyme for his vaccine called, you guessed it ! #Luciferase & Actually Admits Depopulation ON PURPOSE 2 times😨(vid on my youtube)😱Post Malone warns of Martial Law ! (also on my youtube😇)💔The Elites Use Adrenochrome (Drink Baby Blood) And Sex Traffic Children💔We Can Prevent The New World Order👏95% Are Brainwashed😓4% Are Truthers💞1% Are The Elites💔Sun Gazing💚Stop Using Flouride Toothpaste It's A Neurotoxin Which Closes Our Pineal Gland(3rd Eye)😩NASA Was Founded By NAZI's👎There's More Land Out There😍Earth Is Motionless💞Merkaba🚀Light Language⛄Arch Angel Invocation🍋Occult Knowledge👑 ❤WAKE UP!You Are Not An Accidental Ape🐒Upside Down On A Planet In Space🌎That Came From A Random Big Bang💯You Have Been Deceived Greatly👎To Disregard Your Divinity By Worshipping PseudoScience✨Sourced By A Scheme That Has Been Set In Place By Elites🛇Earth Paradise Is A Stationary Domed Stage🔮That The Sun☉Moon🌚And Luminaries✨Revolve Around❤Escape Your False Indoctrinated Paradigm❤...............

[@mrthanksgiving503]

Are passed the cannabis infused gummy bears in our childrens candy?

[@mightymodo]

@@mrthanksgiving503 who would waste perfectly good drugs on children?

[@Crumpocalypse]

Tim Dillon is a national treasure!

[@LPyellowking]

❤️

[@camilordofficial]

World treasure

[@Reathety]

Him and Bill Gates!

[@mr7wi]

Yes or yes?

[@kingjames7904]

International *

[@captainfalcon8615]

"We know that some of you are so excited for the future, that we're going to have to put you in restraints, and well do that for you!" 😂😂😂😂

[@leeland446]

That was brilliant and yet horribly realistic. Tim's the best!

[@doodasgaming4187]

I live in Seattle and I have friends who work at the Gates Foundation. Every one of them is an amazing, caring, wonderful person. I don't mean to be a big downer for a joke video, but I just want to say that they do amazing work there, actually helping people by setting up vaccine programs and paying for vaccines in the third world, among many other things. I kinda breaks my heart to hear people make fun of them, like they are some sort of evil, control-seeking conglomerate, which they are not. This is a decent place doing great work that saves lives.

[@accuser_of_the_brethren7816]

"Just put your little paws in there" 🤣🤣

[@elizabethrosas9282]

Timmy D still rocking the fresh cut he got for Alex Jones ❤️

[@mustavogaia2655]

Tim Dillon: he turns "Or is it?" into a joke.

[@Tomdawg89]

"Tim Dillon did not kill himself after the live Joe Rogan podcast on November 3rd."

[@anthonytorridson5360]

Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmbUqqGFlpKggdE 😂

[@nagsterthegangster3548]

They'll induce a heart attack in him or cancer before they go that route I think. But yes. Surprised Tim hasn't taken the proverbial convertible ride in Dallas yet with the shit he says haha

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

Laughed so hard at the candy bowl "or is it the end of Covid?"

[@PLATOLOSOPHY]

lmao Tim has become the GOAT yes or yes?

[@ElGordo2497]

Always has been

[@doodahman2995]

Yes

[@alicedoors4826]

Like him on JRE but his channel is meh...

[@consarge]

@@alicedoors4826 wack opinion

[@spencere821]

@@consarge I concur

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

I really want to live in a world where I can know for certain that Bill has watched this informational video.

[@skdewolf7606]

I think it might give him more ideas to steal from someone else. Then he will not only put the vxx in the candy but more viruses too. All his products come standard with viruses. Patch Halloween now every second Tuesday of every month for candy upgrades and bug fixes.

[@declanhourican7144]

@@skdewolf7606 LOL

[@captainfalcon8615]

I can't believe I'm lucky enough to live during the point in history that saw the rise of Tim Dillon, my favorite comedian of all time by far, maybe tied with Chris Farley but what's even better is that he was inspired by Farley and still developed his own unique style that still has that strong Chris Farley similarity

[@nagsterthegangster3548]

Dude I've always had the thought that Tim Dillons mannerisms are alot like Chris Farley's. Hope he mind isn't as self destructive as Farley's though... Although Ill bet it is..

[@nagsterthegangster3548]

And by that I mean: Tim seems like the kinda guy who enjoys a good speedball now and again, ya know? XD

[@doodahman2995]

What would we do without Tim Dillon. Always puts a smile on my face.

[@doraemon402]

Remember: vote for this man on Tuesday

[@oscarinacan]

If I didn't live in a highly contested swing state I would.

[@marcusaurelius2399]

@@oscarinacan its rigged anyway and just depends on who can manipulate the digital voting systems (bernie vs CIA pete showed it again in the primaries..the 20th time) and who has the worst blackmail tapes on super delegates elections in the US are worse than in 3rd world countries. not kidding its just a "training game" of manipulation for the one party system unite the tribes against the transhumanist empire that rules both sides. they dont like humans and see us as livestock. for the people by the people until power is reminded who they serve. big crowds and lawyers. civilwar only serves the elites bc they supply both sides with weapons and wait it out on islands with blackwater security stand up but smart. just focus the protest on washington and not on the local sneaker store.

[@wolfman8449]

Tim has been looking so young and healthy lately that he had to go as an adult male his own age for halloween

[@ninemimesleft]

Adrenochrome

[@jomo9806]

Probably keto diet! Rogan showed him some elk meat and told him carbs are bad!

[@whyisthisnottyping]

Dang I got to get on that elk meat diet

[@aarinlangan2148]

Whenever I see Tim Dillon I think of being born in captivity lmao

[@JimmyTurner]

Before daddy died i had a baby with him

[@JimmyTurner]

@@hypercept you didnt get the joke

[@jordanmercier3616]

Then you can be the greatest politician who has ever lived!

[@jaynerobyn]

DADDY

[@John57945]

@Aarin Langan, do you also think you would grow up to be the greatest politician ever?

[@DannySullivanMusic]

With his slicked-back Italian hair I almost confused him for Fauci

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

His brother Frank is a real character.

[@johnmf6096]

Ehhhhh coronavirus! Fuggagetabouit! Daddy gonna take care of everything!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

@@johnmf6096 Put a little olive oil on it and fuhgetaboutit

[@doraemon402]

@@SeaOrcRonnie Frank is Tony Fauci's son

[@archa1na1]

The title alone gives this video a thumbs up. You’re da best man.

[@stevensullivan1664]

I'm starting a Covid 19 Pancake House, YOU IN? YES OR YES

[@doodahman2995]

Yes

[@briang9386]

Best fake business owner ever

[@msannthrope_2049]

Yasss!🥞

[@susie7336]

That’s a great fake business. I’ll invest.

[@aaronc6586]

How about yass

[@MrSongLamb]

I love you Tim! Thanks for being a national treasure!

[@b.f.skinner4383]

This man finessed his way into the algorithm to red pill the world

[@harleybqrazy]

I love you, Tim.

[@bob40179]

your comma really accentuated your point more so

[@jayneweaver8695]

With ANY luck at all Bill and Melinda will go into space.... and stay there!

[@Obamasanus]

They are in an undisclosed location preparing to go to space. LOOOL.

[@EthanKleinScat]

This is exactly what I needed to know! Thank you Timmy! Can’t wait to get that shot 💜🌚

[@debonaire_nerd]

Remember, folks, this Doctor got his start on Sesame Street.

[@Physicallyretard]

Lets take a moment and pray for Tims next target cause this guy does not miss

[@ziizhang]

"they couldn't be here as they were preparing to go to space"...I am in tears with laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is Tim so hilarious!!!!! I can't!!!!!! Lol!

[@mazy1499]

just the first line made me laugh for some reason , like the delivery of it was so perfect and out of left field at the same time .Tim is the Best

[@DennisMoore664]

Tim Dillon - saving us all one video at a time.

[@richardo.6522]

After the shoot I bet Tim ate all that candy forgeting there was still a needle in it.

[@user-sm4fp2jo1o]

Lol at the dude holding up signs behind the camera.

[@cynnx7500]

million times better than any SNL sketch.

[@brads3032]

I'm coughing on all the candy I give to kids tonight and there's nothing any of you can do about it!!! Mwahahahaahaa

[@jdlives8992]

Dude You Rock! Stay up !

[@ColdFlame53]

These shorts are absolutely hilarious

[@quicktrips]

Thank you Bill and Melinda! Very cool!

[@Medieval_Pheasant]

He is my favorite comedian right now. Because of him I will doing my first open Mic this tuesday

[@eunhyuekpark6159]

Let's get Timmy his own seat on the CDC and WHO. No pandemic would survive....and neither would the people XD. Another great one Tim!

[@SimonSkittleFace]

I've never clicked on a video faster

[@Levipaulsen]

God damn it, the music Also the fact that Tim actually looks like a doctor

[@katscheid4976]

So excited about the future you'll have to be put in restraints

[@killsatan5655]

Excellent! Spreading the truth through comedy. perfect!

[@michaelgutman4910]

Thanks Bill and Mel. Bon Voyage! 🤗🤗🤗❤️❤️❤️

[@loganhenry2056]

Great work!

[@dustindotmichelle]

you are the best. Dont stop . We need you and your humour

[@JasonsCrimeWave]

Never clicked and liked on something so fast in my life

[@charlesmurray257]

Tim looks like a plus-size Martin Sheen.

[@choobplaya]

This is comedic GOLD

[@jsp7218]

I guess Tim dressed up as Rosacea for Halloween

[@SmalltProductions]

Finally. A message of hope 🙏🏻

[@Bubaska9]

Thank you great Tim for saving us.

[@christofergreen214]

These videos are often highlights of my day

[@kathleen6519]

This skit is f-ing awesome!!! Thank you

[@Dudemanbro1577]

One of the most underrated comics in the game.

[@someguy7598]

Great to see you are still in the valley

[@srijanagrawal255]

I can't believe i got to see tim dillon wearing a tie in my lifetime

[@freethinker9194]

Hilarious Tim killin it man best comedian going right now by far

[@rabadysahy]

Thank god for this guy man. Everything he makes is gold. Tim thanks for these vids they really put a smile on my face, man.

[@InjuredRobot.]

Joe Rogan brought me here. This video made me hit the subscribe button instantly! Now for a binge session.

[@EamonDelaney]

Oh dude enjoy!! "Tournament of laughs kiss my ass" Episode called snubbed I think

[@cabin_fever]

inb4 this video gets a youtube "fact check" about the gates foundation

[@danieljvasile]

This is even more pertinent today.

[@JayM1989]

Tim will be one of the GOATs by 2023 mark my words

[@PoliceBodyCam]

We’ve got the juice baby Perfect tim line I love his voice

[@Vorador666]

I got belly hurt from that video, Amazing Tim :D

[@hikbye8441]

Beautiful

[@samgreen7995]

wheres my restraints ... typical!!! I Love Gate Treats just like a Widows upgrade in the 90's

[@henrywallacesghost5883]

Was thinking about the Rogan podcast with Tim and Alex and they were talking about us becoming silicone based lifeforms and Tim saying" My state won't even let me go to an Applebees right now".......LMFAO

[@tannerlynam2559]

Everyone knows that joe rogan would love to be half as funny as you are Tim. You really are an extremely rare breed of truth and humor, like bill hicks, and george carlen, You are very funny! and extremely original. Thanks for being you.

[@ronaldbargain4925]

Don’t make his ego bigger

[@captainfalcon8615]

😂😂😂😂they're somewhere at an undisclosed location preparing to go to space😂😂 gold!

[@brendene2780]

The syringe sticking up, classic candy pranks.

[@leapyear9460]

That moment, when art imitates reality,ya it just happened. And the artist is HILARIOUS! Thank you Señor Dillon. Is it too soon for you to do a bit about being hunterz yay yo dealer? Please? Itd be like christmas in november. Or hannaka. If your cut from that cloth. Wait....

[@robstark5842]

man you couldve filled it with water 🤣 I laughed my ass off anyway

[@jasonolinger7585]

"we've worked long and hard, several weeks" LMAO

[@puffball4484]

Soon, Tim will have stayed at every air bnb in the Los Angeles area. Life in the big city.

[@TrophyGuide101]

"It's a bowl of candy...IS IT?" Lol

[@bakedinspiration]

Looking good Tim! Keep up the diet and sobriety!!!!

[@adamlawrence6986]

I like the looking at the teleprompter the whole time rather than the camera 😂

[@chrisseymour7557]

Im so God damn happy this man exists.

[@Ty-Leo]

Phew... Here I was thinking 0.04% of the global population were doomed!! Thank you Bill and Melinda for your continued selfless work to save each and every one of us with no ulterior motive at all. I'll sleep peacefully tonight knowing this.

[@pildp1]

Timmy! Me and my fam are gargling state balls, we're lol'ing so hard

[@mrthanksgiving503]

Tim is on the 10th dimension playing checkers while free basing DMT.

[@politicalwatchglobal3509]

Preparing to go to space. LOL.

[@mathiasisik8211]

most needed comedian of our time. yes or yes

[@michelemurphy3541]

I want more of this *(same with the movie trailer)...more please. Love!

[@willswan7714]

I love Tim's skits!

[@johnwoolley2198]

Perfect production

[@whylogicalthinking]

So this is where that whole needles and razor blades in the candy myth came from

[@5265060]

"We've got the juice baby!" lol

[@MusicBoxVinyl]

This guy has the answers to everything.

[@insomniac_biz251]

Tim's got the juice, gather round folks.

[@theevolvingman1718]

“Or, is it the end of COVID.” LMFAO

[@blowmebiatch]

This should have 3 mil up votes because this is actually hilarious... unlike everything on lame comedy central.

[@jedward5155]

“Well, that’s just how it is.”

[@gopnikspace4795]

Tim always talking about the secret space program ;)

[@HumansFreshlyBorn]

Tim seriously should get a group of comics together and make a new version of SNL but its actually topical and funny

[@shred1]

Tim is now my new favorite comedian. Dude is just great!

[@iwritemyownsongs1608]

Gotta love the unobtrusive stock music!