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@MrLextune3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon needed 2020 almost as much as 2020 needed Tim Dillon.
@sidblack94823 жыл бұрын
yes or yes!!!!!
@ChilsonTV3 жыл бұрын
@@sidblack9482 YES
@amanryan68033 жыл бұрын
Actually I’m really confused about that statement not sure if it’s supportive or not but you know the second best way to a man’s heart is through comedy
@alexsmith320123 жыл бұрын
Why is Jenny Slate still not in jail !!!.
@SafetyLucas3 жыл бұрын
The orchestra playing music on the Titanic was much more significant after the ship started sinking.
@athleet16003 жыл бұрын
"We worked long and hard... Several weeks". I'm dying from that line
@mellonclarinet43032 жыл бұрын
A great parenthetical statement
@tchombre1992 Жыл бұрын
WE GOT THE JUICE, BAYBEEE!!!
@alexb85603 жыл бұрын
"We've worked long and hard, several weeks." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dibutler91513 жыл бұрын
1980s- fear the razor blade in your candy 2020s-fear the vaccine in your candy
@saintdominicreview3 жыл бұрын
Tim traditionally serves up his legendary Bourbon & Buttermilk enemas to all the cute little Ghosties and Ghoulies who visit him for Trick or Treat, but sadly, last year it was ruined when a greedy, selfish (not-so) little monster named Geraldo Rivera just couldn't seem to understand what "Please, only one serving per guest!" means...
@ksam79693 жыл бұрын
2060s - mad max explains there used to be a thing called candy
@michaeljackson83903 жыл бұрын
🍉💖💙Disney's DuckTales cartoon for kids shows "Ask about illuminati" in the corner of the room! Go watch my vid💖 😨Corona adds up to 666! Wake up!😱The Words "Vaccination" & "Second Wave" equals 666 in the gematria calculator🎰! (WAL☆MART) reads (Mart)ial (Law)😱(Yes! The elites control & put secret symbolism in everything!)😱George Floyds death was a planned sacrifice😱He was freemason afilitated😨The freemasons stand by order out of chaos to bring in their new world agenda😱💉The google play logo is Lucifers sigil😨🍎!🐍 (The symbol you use to contact Lucifer)😱! The apple store logo is the bitten apple from the garden of eden!😨🍎🏀Kobe Bryants Death Was Planned and In The Cartoon "Chamberlain heights"😮!💯The official H.R.#6666 Bill in Congress😵!🍉Bill Gates has an enzyme for his vaccine called, you guessed it ! #Luciferase & Actually Admits Depopulation ON PURPOSE 2 times😨(vid on my youtube)😱Post Malone warns of Martial Law ! (also on my youtube😇)💔The Elites Use Adrenochrome (Drink Baby Blood) And Sex Traffic Children💔We Can Prevent The New World Order👏95% Are Brainwashed😓4% Are Truthers💞1% Are The Elites💔Sun Gazing💚Stop Using Flouride Toothpaste It's A Neurotoxin Which Closes Our Pineal Gland(3rd Eye)😩NASA Was Founded By NAZI's👎There's More Land Out There😍Earth Is Motionless💞Merkaba🚀Light Language⛄Arch Angel Invocation🍋Occult Knowledge👑 ❤WAKE UP!You Are Not An Accidental Ape🐒Upside Down On A Planet In Space🌎That Came From A Random Big Bang💯You Have Been Deceived Greatly👎To Disregard Your Divinity By Worshipping PseudoScience✨Sourced By A Scheme That Has Been Set In Place By Elites🛇Earth Paradise Is A Stationary Domed Stage🔮That The Sun☉Moon🌚And Luminaries✨Revolve Around❤Escape Your False Indoctrinated Paradigm❤...............
@mrthanksgiving5033 жыл бұрын
Are passed the cannabis infused gummy bears in our childrens candy?
@mightymodo2 жыл бұрын
@@mrthanksgiving503 who would waste perfectly good drugs on children?
@Crumpocalypse3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is a national treasure!
@LPyellowking3 жыл бұрын
❤️
@camilordofficial3 жыл бұрын
World treasure
@Reathety3 жыл бұрын
Him and Bill Gates!
@mr7wi3 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes?
@kingjames79043 жыл бұрын
International *
@captainfalcon86153 жыл бұрын
"We know that some of you are so excited for the future, that we're going to have to put you in restraints, and well do that for you!" 😂😂😂😂
@leeland4463 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant and yet horribly realistic. Tim's the best!
@doodasgaming41873 жыл бұрын
I live in Seattle and I have friends who work at the Gates Foundation. Every one of them is an amazing, caring, wonderful person. I don't mean to be a big downer for a joke video, but I just want to say that they do amazing work there, actually helping people by setting up vaccine programs and paying for vaccines in the third world, among many other things. I kinda breaks my heart to hear people make fun of them, like they are some sort of evil, control-seeking conglomerate, which they are not. This is a decent place doing great work that saves lives.
@accuser_of_the_brethren78163 жыл бұрын
"Just put your little paws in there" 🤣🤣
@elizabethrosas92823 жыл бұрын
Timmy D still rocking the fresh cut he got for Alex Jones ❤️
@mustavogaia26553 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon: he turns "Or is it?" into a joke.
@Tomdawg893 жыл бұрын
"Tim Dillon did not kill himself after the live Joe Rogan podcast on November 3rd."
@anthonytorridson53603 жыл бұрын
Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmbUqqGFlpKggdE 😂
@nagsterthegangster35483 жыл бұрын
They'll induce a heart attack in him or cancer before they go that route I think. But yes. Surprised Tim hasn't taken the proverbial convertible ride in Dallas yet with the shit he says haha
@Lucas_Jeffrey3 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard at the candy bowl "or is it the end of Covid?"
@PLATOLOSOPHY3 жыл бұрын
lmao Tim has become the GOAT yes or yes?
@ElGordo24973 жыл бұрын
Always has been
@doodahman29953 жыл бұрын
Yes
@alicedoors48263 жыл бұрын
Like him on JRE but his channel is meh...
@consarge3 жыл бұрын
@@alicedoors4826 wack opinion
@spencere8213 жыл бұрын
@@consarge I concur
@OutOfNamesToChoose3 жыл бұрын
I really want to live in a world where I can know for certain that Bill has watched this informational video.
@skdewolf76063 жыл бұрын
I think it might give him more ideas to steal from someone else. Then he will not only put the vxx in the candy but more viruses too. All his products come standard with viruses. Patch Halloween now every second Tuesday of every month for candy upgrades and bug fixes.
@declanhourican7144 Жыл бұрын
@@skdewolf7606 LOL
@captainfalcon86153 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I'm lucky enough to live during the point in history that saw the rise of Tim Dillon, my favorite comedian of all time by far, maybe tied with Chris Farley but what's even better is that he was inspired by Farley and still developed his own unique style that still has that strong Chris Farley similarity
@nagsterthegangster35483 жыл бұрын
Dude I've always had the thought that Tim Dillons mannerisms are alot like Chris Farley's. Hope he mind isn't as self destructive as Farley's though... Although Ill bet it is..
@nagsterthegangster35483 жыл бұрын
And by that I mean: Tim seems like the kinda guy who enjoys a good speedball now and again, ya know? XD
@doodahman29953 жыл бұрын
What would we do without Tim Dillon. Always puts a smile on my face.
@doraemon4023 жыл бұрын
Remember: vote for this man on Tuesday
@oscarinacan3 жыл бұрын
If I didn't live in a highly contested swing state I would.
@marcusaurelius23993 жыл бұрын
@@oscarinacan its rigged anyway and just depends on who can manipulate the digital voting systems (bernie vs CIA pete showed it again in the primaries..the 20th time) and who has the worst blackmail tapes on super delegates elections in the US are worse than in 3rd world countries. not kidding its just a "training game" of manipulation for the one party system unite the tribes against the transhumanist empire that rules both sides. they dont like humans and see us as livestock. for the people by the people until power is reminded who they serve. big crowds and lawyers. civilwar only serves the elites bc they supply both sides with weapons and wait it out on islands with blackwater security stand up but smart. just focus the protest on washington and not on the local sneaker store.
@wolfman84493 жыл бұрын
Tim has been looking so young and healthy lately that he had to go as an adult male his own age for halloween
@ninemimesleft3 жыл бұрын
Adrenochrome
@jomo98063 жыл бұрын
Probably keto diet! Rogan showed him some elk meat and told him carbs are bad!
@whyisthisnottyping3 жыл бұрын
Dang I got to get on that elk meat diet
@aarinlangan21483 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see Tim Dillon I think of being born in captivity lmao
@JimmyTurner3 жыл бұрын
Before daddy died i had a baby with him
@JimmyTurner3 жыл бұрын
@@hypercept you didnt get the joke
@jordanmercier36163 жыл бұрын
Then you can be the greatest politician who has ever lived!
@jaynerobyn3 жыл бұрын
DADDY
@John579453 жыл бұрын
@Aarin Langan, do you also think you would grow up to be the greatest politician ever?
@DannySullivanMusic3 жыл бұрын
With his slicked-back Italian hair I almost confused him for Fauci
@SeaOrcRonnie3 жыл бұрын
His brother Frank is a real character.
@johnmf60963 жыл бұрын
Ehhhhh coronavirus! Fuggagetabouit! Daddy gonna take care of everything!
@DannySullivanMusic3 жыл бұрын
@@johnmf6096 Put a little olive oil on it and fuhgetaboutit
@doraemon4023 жыл бұрын
@@SeaOrcRonnie Frank is Tony Fauci's son
@archa1na13 жыл бұрын
The title alone gives this video a thumbs up. You’re da best man.
@stevensullivan16643 жыл бұрын
I'm starting a Covid 19 Pancake House, YOU IN? YES OR YES
@doodahman29953 жыл бұрын
Yes
@briang93863 жыл бұрын
Best fake business owner ever
@msannthrope_20493 жыл бұрын
Yasss!🥞
@susie73363 жыл бұрын
That’s a great fake business. I’ll invest.
@aaronc65863 жыл бұрын
How about yass
@MrSongLamb3 жыл бұрын
I love you Tim! Thanks for being a national treasure!
@b.f.skinner43833 жыл бұрын
This man finessed his way into the algorithm to red pill the world
@harleybqrazy3 жыл бұрын
I love you, Tim.
@bob401793 жыл бұрын
your comma really accentuated your point more so
@jayneweaver86953 жыл бұрын
With ANY luck at all Bill and Melinda will go into space.... and stay there!
@Obamasanus3 жыл бұрын
They are in an undisclosed location preparing to go to space. LOOOL.
@EthanKleinScat3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed to know! Thank you Timmy! Can’t wait to get that shot 💜🌚
@debonaire_nerd3 жыл бұрын
Remember, folks, this Doctor got his start on Sesame Street.
@Physicallyretard3 жыл бұрын
Lets take a moment and pray for Tims next target cause this guy does not miss
@ziizhang3 жыл бұрын
"they couldn't be here as they were preparing to go to space"...I am in tears with laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why is Tim so hilarious!!!!! I can't!!!!!! Lol!
@mazy14993 жыл бұрын
just the first line made me laugh for some reason , like the delivery of it was so perfect and out of left field at the same time .Tim is the Best
@DennisMoore6643 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon - saving us all one video at a time.
@richardo.65223 жыл бұрын
After the shoot I bet Tim ate all that candy forgeting there was still a needle in it.
@user-sm4fp2jo1o3 жыл бұрын
Lol at the dude holding up signs behind the camera.
@cynnx75003 жыл бұрын
million times better than any SNL sketch.
@brads30323 жыл бұрын
I'm coughing on all the candy I give to kids tonight and there's nothing any of you can do about it!!! Mwahahahaahaa
@jdlives89923 жыл бұрын
Dude You Rock! Stay up !
@ColdFlame532 жыл бұрын
These shorts are absolutely hilarious
@quicktrips3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Bill and Melinda! Very cool!
@Medieval_Pheasant3 жыл бұрын
He is my favorite comedian right now. Because of him I will doing my first open Mic this tuesday
@eunhyuekpark61593 жыл бұрын
Let's get Timmy his own seat on the CDC and WHO. No pandemic would survive....and neither would the people XD. Another great one Tim!
@SimonSkittleFace3 жыл бұрын
I've never clicked on a video faster
@Levipaulsen3 жыл бұрын
God damn it, the music Also the fact that Tim actually looks like a doctor
@katscheid49763 жыл бұрын
So excited about the future you'll have to be put in restraints
@killsatan56553 жыл бұрын
Excellent! Spreading the truth through comedy. perfect!
@michaelgutman49103 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill and Mel. Bon Voyage! 🤗🤗🤗❤️❤️❤️
@loganhenry20563 жыл бұрын
Great work!
@dustindotmichelle3 жыл бұрын
you are the best. Dont stop . We need you and your humour
@JasonsCrimeWave3 жыл бұрын
Never clicked and liked on something so fast in my life
@charlesmurray2573 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like a plus-size Martin Sheen.
@choobplaya Жыл бұрын
This is comedic GOLD
@jsp72183 жыл бұрын
I guess Tim dressed up as Rosacea for Halloween
@SmalltProductions3 жыл бұрын
Finally. A message of hope 🙏🏻
@Bubaska93 жыл бұрын
Thank you great Tim for saving us.
@christofergreen2143 жыл бұрын
These videos are often highlights of my day
@kathleen65193 жыл бұрын
This skit is f-ing awesome!!! Thank you
@Dudemanbro15773 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated comics in the game.
@someguy75983 жыл бұрын
Great to see you are still in the valley
@srijanagrawal2553 жыл бұрын
I can't believe i got to see tim dillon wearing a tie in my lifetime
@freethinker91943 жыл бұрын
Hilarious Tim killin it man best comedian going right now by far
@rabadysahy3 жыл бұрын
Thank god for this guy man. Everything he makes is gold. Tim thanks for these vids they really put a smile on my face, man.
@InjuredRobot.3 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan brought me here. This video made me hit the subscribe button instantly! Now for a binge session.
@EamonDelaney3 жыл бұрын
Oh dude enjoy!! "Tournament of laughs kiss my ass" Episode called snubbed I think
@cabin_fever3 жыл бұрын
inb4 this video gets a youtube "fact check" about the gates foundation
@danieljvasile2 жыл бұрын
This is even more pertinent today.
@JayM19893 жыл бұрын
Tim will be one of the GOATs by 2023 mark my words
@PoliceBodyCam3 жыл бұрын
We’ve got the juice baby Perfect tim line I love his voice
@Vorador6663 жыл бұрын
I got belly hurt from that video, Amazing Tim :D
@hikbye84413 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@samgreen79953 жыл бұрын
wheres my restraints ... typical!!! I Love Gate Treats just like a Widows upgrade in the 90's
@henrywallacesghost58833 жыл бұрын
Was thinking about the Rogan podcast with Tim and Alex and they were talking about us becoming silicone based lifeforms and Tim saying" My state won't even let me go to an Applebees right now".......LMFAO
@tannerlynam25593 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that joe rogan would love to be half as funny as you are Tim. You really are an extremely rare breed of truth and humor, like bill hicks, and george carlen, You are very funny! and extremely original. Thanks for being you.
@ronaldbargain49253 жыл бұрын
Don’t make his ego bigger
@captainfalcon86153 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂they're somewhere at an undisclosed location preparing to go to space😂😂 gold!
@brendene27803 жыл бұрын
The syringe sticking up, classic candy pranks.
@leapyear94603 жыл бұрын
That moment, when art imitates reality,ya it just happened. And the artist is HILARIOUS! Thank you Señor Dillon. Is it too soon for you to do a bit about being hunterz yay yo dealer? Please? Itd be like christmas in november. Or hannaka. If your cut from that cloth. Wait....
@robstark58423 жыл бұрын
man you couldve filled it with water 🤣 I laughed my ass off anyway
@jasonolinger75853 жыл бұрын
"we've worked long and hard, several weeks" LMAO
@puffball44843 жыл бұрын
Soon, Tim will have stayed at every air bnb in the Los Angeles area. Life in the big city.
@TrophyGuide1013 жыл бұрын
"It's a bowl of candy...IS IT?" Lol
@bakedinspiration3 жыл бұрын
Looking good Tim! Keep up the diet and sobriety!!!!
@adamlawrence69863 жыл бұрын
I like the looking at the teleprompter the whole time rather than the camera 😂
@chrisseymour75573 жыл бұрын
Im so God damn happy this man exists.
@Ty-Leo3 жыл бұрын
Phew... Here I was thinking 0.04% of the global population were doomed!! Thank you Bill and Melinda for your continued selfless work to save each and every one of us with no ulterior motive at all. I'll sleep peacefully tonight knowing this.
@pildp13 жыл бұрын
Timmy! Me and my fam are gargling state balls, we're lol'ing so hard
@mrthanksgiving5033 жыл бұрын
Tim is on the 10th dimension playing checkers while free basing DMT.
@politicalwatchglobal35093 жыл бұрын
Preparing to go to space. LOL.
@mathiasisik82113 жыл бұрын
most needed comedian of our time. yes or yes
@michelemurphy35413 жыл бұрын
I want more of this *(same with the movie trailer)...more please. Love!
@willswan77143 жыл бұрын
I love Tim's skits!
@johnwoolley21983 жыл бұрын
Perfect production
@whylogicalthinking3 жыл бұрын
So this is where that whole needles and razor blades in the candy myth came from
@52650603 жыл бұрын
"We've got the juice baby!" lol
@MusicBoxVinyl3 жыл бұрын
This guy has the answers to everything.
@insomniac_biz2513 жыл бұрын
Tim's got the juice, gather round folks.
@theevolvingman17183 жыл бұрын
“Or, is it the end of COVID.” LMFAO
@blowmebiatch3 жыл бұрын
This should have 3 mil up votes because this is actually hilarious... unlike everything on lame comedy central.
@jedward51553 жыл бұрын
“Well, that’s just how it is.”
@gopnikspace47953 жыл бұрын
Tim always talking about the secret space program ;)
@HumansFreshlyBorn3 жыл бұрын
Tim seriously should get a group of comics together and make a new version of SNL but its actually topical and funny
@shred13 жыл бұрын
Tim is now my new favorite comedian. Dude is just great!