Tim Dillon Apologizes...

[@EZM7]

As soon as I read “Tim Dillon apologizes” on the thumbnail, I knew this was a joke

[@subliminal_entertainment]

Ikr

[@the_musiccellar]

You’re a smarter man than I

[@EZM7]

@@the_musiccellar nah bro I just watch this guy a lot

[@nattyrf511]

Haha... same...🤣

[@Jalapeno101]

I wish it wasn’t a joke… I would be on his side 😂

[@WhitlowEntertainmentBureau]

"I'm not a KZbinr, I just upload videos on my KZbin Channel."

[@erebusrealm]

I almost fell for it. This guy is a true American treasure

[@kelwinkwel]

He got me right out the gate!! Lol.

[@vonalxao1]

Bar is pretty low for national treasures I guess.

[@erebusrealm]

@@vonalxao1 It's a subjective statement. There is no "bar"

[@nugzila4170]

When I see Tim Dillion I click. Even if it hurts.

[@maddogkilla1]

@@vonalxao1 oooh, tsssss 🤏🏼, that guy flamed you broh 🔥.... You just got flamed 🔥

[@voxmerus]

You had me at “the woman I hit at Cracker Barrel.”

[@ramonw9430]

As soon as he said it I burst out into laughter.

[@ericdouglas7039]

In the comedy world they call that a "punchline"

[@voxmerus]

@@ramonw9430 me too… I knew there was going to be a punchline but it was nearing the end and I was admittedly biting my lip

[@ColbyMoonwalker]

Epic profile picture

[@АйдарАлиев-ж7о]

Can you explain meaning of that joke? I didn't understand it.

[@lostangeles86]

Fun Fact: Assault, Battery and some specific Felonies are not prosecutable if committed inside a Cracker Barrel restaurant.

[@PA1NK1LLER]

Actually, I believe in Portland and Chicago you are free to do what you like. 😂

[@redmondartwork]

Actually cracker barrel directly came from aleister crowleys Abbey of Thelema. But with fried chicken and sundrys.

[@danielgeorgianni1687]

ACTUALLY (insert some bs you read on fb as fact) in case you were wondering.

[@redmondartwork]

@@danielgeorgianni1687 youre a hero.

[@Jalapeno101]

CORRECTION: this law is only valid in Florida

[@Frosty-Jacket]

Damaging my relationship with fans and sponsors but also fans are the important ones but also sponsors. Lol love this dude

[@gt123indefatiguability]

I really appreciate how real he made it sound

[@jamestosh3962]

That part 1/2 bit at the top aswell xD Had me searching online for a bit!! XD got me good...

[@mccauley1911]

For real, wasn’t until the end when he said the lady I hit at cracker barrel came at me first, I started dying 😂

[@_highonstrife6410]

It's that fake business payin off

[@xthekingsguard1229]

He’s so good 🤣🤣

[@magilem8075]

@@jamestosh3962 did you not watch the video?

[@GraceJ91]

Smiling the whole way through this because I just knew.

[@jerryrn5571]

I almost fell for it. Like “no don’t apologize to the mob”! 😂😜

[@SlingandStoneVideos]

She charged you, I saw it

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Thank you for your testimony

[@algorerhythm3578]

You're going away for this Tammy

[@Andrew-wu1xd]

I already sent a letter affirming this to the judge from my handle on the new startup social media site Guido power. Guid up

[@codyjuelke1872]

Dude. You ACTUALLY give real comedy, thank you. Congratulations and keep going man! The world needs it.

[@sylviablack4935]

Tim apologizing for anything would signal the last gasp of comedy.

[@morganzoey]

I love this, Tim keep it up your a beacon of hope for people who still have a sense of humor

[@stephen8025]

Is it bad I heard him say “the woman I hit at Cracker Barrel” and still thought he was being serious?

[@cjco1776]

I thought it was serious the whole time before i read the comments lol

[@a-love-supremist]

You clearly haven't been following the guy since the pandemic of last year. You knew it was coming.

[@EZM7]

Yes it is bad. Either that or you just came across him. 😂😂

[@AnxiousCowboy]

@@EZM7 I just came across him. Can anyone explain this

[@EZM7]

@@AnxiousCowboy he’s just fucking with us and mocking how celebrities apologize about some shit they’ve done in the past

[@newgtguy]

As soon as I read the words, “Tim”, “Dillon”, and “Apologizes” I knew the fix was in! Well done sir!

[@glendavis6097]

You shld be a detective

[@scottjohnsonucf]

This is what happens when someone stands in the way of Tim and his bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches. Fortunately, he was identifying as female at the time the incident took place.

[@ItsTrueMarketing]

buddyyyyy that would've been hilarious. except they don't serve bacon egg and cheese sandwhiches at cracker barrel...

[@thefifthhorseman8886]

@@ItsTrueMarketing it’s the hidden menu

[@joeyoung9185]

@@ItsTrueMarketing He just yells at them until they make one

[@professorzoom7800]

@@joeyoung9185 😂😂😂 “sir, we don’t carry those items” Tim: that sounds like a you problem.

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

una broma

[@Jadedx_]

I’m glad you saved yourself from that attempt on your life by that 87 yr old woman. Ppl in wheelchairs are just as dangerous, that’s why they are known as handicapable

[@DjStanceZ]

It finally happened...I knew the day would come when your arch nemesis from the air bnb would show her face.

[@jtfairbairn9361]

Fucking nailed it! Dumb chick had it coming if Timmy was full on trying to make the cutoff for menu change!

[@Rebel084]

Deadass lmfao!!!

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Miiiiillllaaa

[@kriscontreras5364]

😂😂😂

[@thr33n9neofficial39]

Lol

[@markkinsella6447]

"Damaging relationships with my fans and sponsors the fans are more important but also sponsors"That gave it away for me.😁

[@dickenstom]

It’s a real knife fight when it comes to online apologies

[@cordan305]

Or a fistfight, as it were

[@random1725]

A REAAAL KnifeFight!

[@urielsiboro9003]

Life in the big city

[@VonShred3]

Turning into a real knife fight out there at Cracker Barrel! 🤣

[@REAPER3fitty]

Truly

[@thatguybrooke]

Tim Dillon- 😅 The hero we didn't know we needed! I Love Tim's style too much 😂

[@chrisrice2501]

It’s so fucking nice having a real comedian around man! Dillon is fucking dangerous and I love it.

[@SCOODAMcGOODA]

lol real comedian, huh? send me a link to his stand up act. the small samples ive seen on youtube are absolute garbage

[@chrisrice2501]

@@SCOODAMcGOODA Dude I love you on Sportsnet! You were amazing when you played for the Red Sox!!!.....also, calm down, Karen...I mean Nomar.

[@SCOODAMcGOODA]

@@chrisrice2501 still waiting on the link

[@PAWGmoth]

@@SCOODAMcGOODA Tim Dillon archives episode #32, Pizza Hut Buffet

[@SCOODAMcGOODA]

@@PAWGmoth dont send me podcast episodes....my point is that this guy's "stand up" is trash.

[@VaultDwellerGal]

Brilliant! Best “apology” yet. 😆

[@johnwinchester6934]

Tim just kept this locked and loaded until the day came. He knew he would hit a women at cracker barrel at some point.

[@user-hp2sb6ch4u]

Marty Robbins🙏🏻

[@jtfairbairn9361]

Often… 😂 anyone verify the actual time of the “incident?” My bet it’s close to noon. Kitchen switching to lunch menu any minute means no biscuits & gravy!!?? Fuck that, only a wound tight Karen would DARE to block the path of a large Gay man and his bisquits? Anyone know if there is a sign of life from the lady?

[@caryaikens2323]

@Michael Jurek for real though

[@maxjames8764]

John, your profile pic is from Marty Robbin’s El Paso?

[@johnwinchester6934]

@@maxjames8764 its from his gunfighter ballads album.

[@pERKDIZZLE]

Brave to upload this Tim. Thanks for the honesty. Much love!

[@davidlestermooney]

He cuts it short at the EXACT time. 💯🤣

[@kristinradams7109]

Oh, god damnit. This scared the shit out of me 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Please never change, Tim!

[@LamLam-yv4gf]

In a alternate universe somewhere, AirBnB host sued him and this was the apology

[@Derek_Keenan]

this season on What If...?

[@markpaegel7364]

Tim Dillion taught me a valuable lesson. Never do business with Desert Lesbians.

[@kel5593]

@@markpaegel7364 you mean ‘Desert Dikes’ 😂

[@jordanjae]

I have to hear Tim speak at least once a day to stay sane.

[@BourgeoisRaser]

I respect that this apology is nothing but an apology and just displays the modern debate culture. This is just hilarious

[@jimmydriveway]

Yes… first response to anything serious in life is to hit the internet with a video.

[@bobscaricatures8581]

Tim Dillon is my new favourite thing. Love his podcasts he's a maniac.

[@deathbyjypsy]

Life in the big city that’s what I always say

[@imnotacomedian1068]

She should’ve kept her mouth shut

[@felsenmeer5505]

@@imnotacomedian1068 Rises associations with a horrific story, but also a great Tim Dillon podcast episode

[@ericfleming5522]

@@imnotacomedian1068 So wait, Tim, was she coming at you, or was she just being mouthy? This is why your lawyer told you to stay off the Internets, any inconsistencies in your story will not go over well with the grand jury.

[@kingwein89]

@@imnotacomedian1068 sssssssmokin!

[@kel5593]

@@ericfleming5522 Dude…SMH. This entire “bullshit apology” was a spoof. Lol he never got in a fight at Cracker Barrel. Kinda sad you didn’t sense the sarcasm & obvious bullshitting.

[@atcjmas]

Ahhhhhh dude the sudden switch to joke was amazing as always! Thanks for the many laughs TD

[@mahtinown-eel]

Is “Not Tim Dillon” the same person as “Not Norm”?

[@DannyCaliBoy]

I'd like to think so

[@WhitneyHaverstock]

@@DannyCaliBoy whomever the fella is, I bet he has a really awesome dog house.

[@Tom_Van_Zandt]

@@WhitneyHaverstock bullshit. He's probably gay. Honestly, I don't remember the joke, but I think it had to do with whether or not someone is gay, right?

[@Godshonestruth]

God I fucking love this man.

[@sds606]

He’s honestly probably the funniest person in comedy right now

[@scottshoe842]

Shane Gillis

[@nineinchrails3361]

Theo von

[@davebryan8416]

Nick Mullen you fool

[@notshocked9590]

That guy isn't funny

[@DavidRaleyLLC]

Ryan Long not mentioned yet?!

[@chris_redd2453]

Tim was simply minding his own business, you think he wanted to choke that lady unconscious??

[@whoopsi5297]

“The best part of waking up…is when Tim Dillon assaults a Karen.”

[@seanjohnson8910]

Protect this man at all costs

[@coreyruttan872]

Timothy! You are one of the last savages out there amongst comedians! Keep up the good work, sir! Slap whomever you must 🤷‍♂️🤣

[@elvinfrets4462]

Proud of you for standing up for equality👍😂😎. Btw big fan out here in Puerto Rico!!

[@johnusher83]

I’m such a fucking dope. I’ve been searching KZbin for the full video 😂 Well fucking played Tim

[@KA-gy3lz]

As one of his sponsors, I really appreciate this.

[@AnthonyDukesConsulting]

Tell me it wasn’t the girlfriend of the son of THAT Uber driver, Tim

[@joseesparza2364]

All I know is that the son of the Uber driver would never use a knife.

[@efreinshtick]

Tim we love you. If this was true we would still support you and we would raise all the money necessary for your defense team

[@MozerinMozers]

I honestly didn’t know if he was joking or not until I got to the comment section

[@pozloadescobar]

Even if he had to defend himself at a cracker barrel I'd stand behind the man

[@_Knowledge_Is_Power]

I’m a year late, BUT Tim Dillon NEVER disappoints. F**King hilarious!

[@dalebrooks4633]

The truth hurts sometimes. We still love you Tim.

[@imnotacomedian1068]

Would you say you wish me well?

[@agroumoutis]

@@imnotacomedian1068 lmao

[@darrellewis1250]

U fucking funny Tim I been watching a lot ur shit lately and I ain’t mad at it hilarious bro

[@megaexidor]

That's it! Equal rights equal fights! FTW!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🙉🙈🙊🦇💨

[@runningowl1812]

You were within your right dude. No need to apologize

[@tarico4436]

First off, you're about 30 years too young to be at Cracker Barrell.

[@imnotacomedian1068]

But the biscuits

[@WKRP187]

I'm not Tim does make a pretty good argument!!

[@coopermacaulay865]

Tim carries on Carlins work, we are fortunate to have him as the successor

[@ARreckless14]

Come on… we all new this was goona be a smile. Tim Dillon, you’re the man.

[@MrOnabanana]

Stay strong friend! Support from Norway 💪💪😃☀️☀️

[@beggon12]

Gotta keep your head on a swivel when old Timmy D comes rolling into a Cracker Barrel

[@mgarm]

Shot coffee outa my nose!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your the best!

[@michaelsanchez8519]

He finally struck one of the desert Ls did he? Good for him.

[@cordan305]

Heard she was peaking on four grams of shrooms at the time too, probably felt like a horror movie to her seeing Tim’s fist come at her face like that

[@Danny-sx6cj]

HAHAHA

[@dangielfrauk8484]

G damn desert L's

[@kui_maina]

😂😂😂😂 i read it as desert lizards

[@justinw947]

i fucking love this dude. rare blessing in these trying times.

[@curtishinkle3893]

We know sheath underwear wouldn't drop him for an altercation with a woman. Hell, the founder burnt one alive with diesel fuel (allegedly, he deserves his day in court )

[@danielcleary8797]

We need more of people like you. The facts are simple

[@rextullis2324]

Holy shit the last line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dingosmith9932]

That's one way to "crack that barrel Tim."

[@tobeurichard8969]

Don’t mess with Tim Dillon, he is one of the greats for comedy, let him be himself and let him be funny. Get out of the way, he is doing great things and I appreciate Tim Dillon.

[@HarmlessComment]

Same

[@lagota100]

“There are Magnificent Women out there... and none of them are on ‘The View’!!” 😂😂👍 He said on Joe Rogan😂😂

[@GeneralJiggle]

Your awesome Tim! Nothing can damage what we have

[@Murphthemick]

life as a shorty shouldn't be so rough

[@momalwayssaiddontplayballi3973]

Wu Tang Forever

[@donduck6195]

Better get with a sick ass clique and go all out

[@catcrapinahat]

Cream get tha money

[@yurinoworry]

terrorize the jam like troops in Pakistan

[@kevinbenoit3523]

I freaking love this. What guy. " What do I have to do to get cancelled"?!

[@Dremikanix]

Cracker Barrel is where the shit goes down no need to apologize. I saw a granny beat a weightlifter with a wooden Bowl because she didn't like his muscle shirt and then he apologized

[@davidmartin7163]

I’ve been a Tim Dillion fan since seeing him do the Meghan McCain bit. Funniest podcast out today!

[@AlbinoWhiteGuy]

Hilarious 😂 He’s so good at bringing you along for the ride.

[@landonleffler2106]

I recently found you through Joe Rogan, When You speak I listen. Keep speaking the truth.. BTW I didn't listen to this video, but the other ones I Identify w.

[@rotabom]

Your actually a pretty good looking bloke Tim. No homo.

[@rotabom]

@ hahaha, what is your rank soldier!!??

[@aaronalbertson8670]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this lol. The angle makes him look quite handsome.

[@the_easterbunny]

You Got Me... i fully thought this was serious at first. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@pasttherabbitholepodcast5270]

Tim’s the voice of our generation!

[@BeastlyCold]

No tim Dillon fan could actually ever imagine getting angry at him

[@orebbiL]

This video was recommended on KZbin and I had never heard of Tim before. After watching I thought would find out more who this complete idiot is. And then I discovered he's a comedian and I've spent the whole night going through his stuff. And watching this video again now is cracking me up. Hilarious

[@timmarks8450]

Have you watched Jeffrey's temple goes to Hollywood to find a new job?

[@demip7687]

Love you Tim can’t wait to see you in Melbourne Australia much love ❤️

[@juliopinal2256]

I love Tim Dillon!! He kind of reminds me of a young and sober version of Chris Farley!!

[@domja9389]

Can't wait for the next pod.

[@orrytownes2766]

“They” “hit” Stanley Meyer at a Cracker Barrel. Listen Tim, you of all people do not have to apologize for striking someone there it’s naturally called for.

[@morganlewis-dove847]

My heart dropped for a sec. Where is this week's Spotify episode we need a new episode Mister Tim

[@Yzjoshuwave]

Tim’s got such a savage comedy style, I can’t tell whether this is in reference to an event that actually happened, or just another sample of diabolically dark humor. If it’s a joke, his poker face is pretty masterful… If he ever actually has something to apologize for, I’m not sure I’d be able to distinguish it from this, presentation wise.

[@candidatesolution]

Trying to sort out the same on this clip myself.

[@Chill_Im_Probably_Trolling]

I love this dude! 99.9% sure he was trolling immediately but he has a genius way of making you never know for a fact.

[@potofgreed4962]

There’s still a 50/50 chance that really happened

[@robert4you]

Hello from Sweden. Tim Dillon + that title = a funny joke 😃👍👏 You can't fool us Tim 🇸🇪 😃

[@esotericguard3808]

Tim you did a trump when you said “the sponsors are important and the fans ,but the sponsors too”

[@nathanielbaldridge2917]

I subscribed before the end of the video. Lolol

[@brokenfunny1419]

Me: Well she was coming at him Tim: To give me a hug Me: Oh, well that's sexual harassment probably Tim: And I throat chopped her Me: What a warrior and strong person he is

[@briteboy79]

Was waiting for him to say “she should have kept her mouth shut”

[@truckergal]

He gave her a Cracker Barrel full of fists 👊

[@mistermax3034]

Ever in LA?

[@AggressiveNugget]

Thank you Tim, I'm glad you stood up for yourself. If ANY woman hits you, you should immediately hit her right back.

[@mysteryerious]

This is so great.

[@joshmoxey.]

This is way too accurate lmao

[@msean624]

I love him, the funny thing is I could believe it lol

[@deadsetmassascared]

You are the true leader of the free world. 💯

[@MichaelTheChairman]

I would love to see the video if this was real 😂 Tim just finally losing it haha

[@sweetgav9163]

Love you Tim. No need to apologize.

[@s13shaka]

When you make and post constant content to KZbin and then also upload an apology video to YT….trust my man you are def a KZbinr

[@imnotacomedian1068]

More of a tiktoker

[@joegevorkyan7308]

Dude wtf? I clicked on this and thought it was a joke? No need to apologize bro… at all. Drop your sponsors if they make you apologize. We love you man

[@missjojo4254]

🤣🤣😂😭😭😭 I’m dead

[@proudatheist2042]

Tim...you were just trying to get justice for Brad's wife....