Halo 5: Guardians - Funny Dialogue

[@colonelsuperior3805]

Humans crouch over their fallen foes head... this celebration confuses me

[@rpgghost1689]

that line shows you that 343 isn't as bad as people say they are

[@TheScientificCookie]

@@rpgghost1689 They arn't bad people, just bad at making games

[@notsogoodgamer5818]

@Edwardd Carreon "is sticking to it". They changed elites, weapons, vehicles and much more. 343 is changing a lot more

[@topbrasstv8867]

@@TheScientificCookie you gotta give it to them for graphics though. It's the only thing they're good at.

[@missingno2401]

the wonderful world of *t e a b a g g i n g*

[@invertedgames7993]

so basically, Warden Eternal is just really sick of his job, the Prometheans all talk like 13-year-olds playing COD, the covenant are really concerned about the wellbeing of their heads, and Meridian is filled with soldiers that like to narrate what is happening and 1 guy who is really into sweeping. Nice.

[@jacobnorris3903]

Don't forget the monitor that can't be rude.

[@MisterC3___]

@@jacobnorris3903 it isn't capable of feelings

[@MisterC3___]

@Ethan Baker true true. They are far more advanced than us, or very well tamed AI. But aren't the Prometheans Forerunners made to pretty much live forever by the Didact? Or is it just the knights? Or did I miss the whole thing

[@RDKirbyN]

Masterful writing at work

[@Firefox-Udon]

_Im crying because it's so beautiful_

[@bluedude5615]

Oh no, Cortana turned our 12 years old gamers into prometheans, oh my word

[@jonathandixson1424]

hahahaha

[@Cardboard_circle]

scru- whoops Im not 12 anymore

[@itsjustjayy7390]

😂🤣🤣

[@icantfindagoodytname6667]

mic-screaming 12 year old gamers

[@Name-eg1uf]

That so we kill em faster

[@josesuarez7484]

"I think someone stole science human's arm." "Copy that."

[@UpheavaI]

haha that made me laugh so hard, poor dr halsy

[@giddyupgames9539]

Jose Suarez I read this just as that clip played

[@snonsig2688]

And his look after that just thinking about what he just heard

[@spartanajax1831]

Me last year.

[@justjerey8890]

Lol yeah

[@whisperedflame6952]

“My trickshots are immeasurably DANK.”

[@mrcyberian9079]

Hosmie that one had me rolling

[@lemlgramen]

Definitely my favorite

[@frederiksd]

5:13 for instant replay.

[@zanethederahn4079]

U wot m8t?! Git rekt, scrub!

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

ya, soldiers are basically just pop culture bots

[@6bambolbi6]

"Humans crouch over their fallen foes heads. This celebration confuses me."

[@Cardboard_circle]

Teabag if you ask me

[@amadeustd3418]

The elites are learning, next they going to speak on how they are confused on how the the humans they fight aren't real and that their are people beyond that screen

[@gentleduckaudios9870]

Amadeus TD don’t give them ideas

[@josefzalusky7307]

Same, nameless Elite. Same.

[@konkeykong687]

Timestamp? I didnt hear it.

[@iconhawk2407]

I love how all of the forerunners are just 12 year old kids with too much vocabulary

[@DredgeX97]

Weren't the soldiers composed from New Phoenix?

[@theimmortalsuperbeing549]

?.

[@theimmortalsuperbeing549]

I love it how all the Humans are just narcissistic adults who can take a beat down.

[@kyaleerayen1615]

Well.. technically all the prometians are actually human.. not forerunner.. just the humans from before the rings were set off. Though to be fair the librarian did say that when they tried to revert them back to biological form they became monstrosities. :P sounds like 12 yo COD gamers to me!~

[@spartanajax1831]

Me last year.

[@AtillaTheFun1337]

“You’re so into that ball!” “You really like that ball!” “You LOOOOOOVE that ball!” “YOU SHOULD MARRY THAT BALL!!!”

[@spartanwar1185]

"YOU GOTTA TASTE THE MARBLE" "YOU GOTTA DATE THE MARBLE" "YOU GOTTA *_BE_* THE MARBLE!"

[@scp-682thehardtodestroyliz2]

Elliott Pascoe and that’s why I don’t regret buying the voices of war req pack lol

[@Name-eg1uf]

@@spartanwar1185 👌🏽👌🏽

[@TheEldestSoulDrinker]

My reaction : commits pro gamer move on grunt

[@DoktrDub]

“Sir permission to marry that ball”

[@NexTheKig-Yar]

I miss the old days with only one big dumb guy and a little blue lady too...

[@laccronimosecondo5639]

What

[@NexTheKig-Yar]

@@laccronimosecondo5639 What do you mean?

[@laccronimosecondo5639]

What are you talking about

[@NexTheKig-Yar]

@@laccronimosecondo5639 You said "what". What did you mean by that?

[@Mayo501]

Laccronimo Secondo He's qouting a grunt lol

[@tensa5723]

2:24 "I'm a perfect thrower!" *sticks other elite*

[@tdjkhazard4522]

“GAAAAAAAAH!”

[@pen118]

It just perfect

[@cheetobag2355]

He probably had some beef with other elite

[@STANDRDUSER]

“That was the worst throw... Ever... Of All Time.”

[@midgetman4206]

i didn't even notice that, thanks

[@AdmiralMcGravy]

I do not smile. I do not laugh. I don't try to have fun. Mods, ban anybody tryna give me life advice.

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

Gonna save up for one of those laser brooms!

[@dduude87]

I pray he gets the laser broom

[@owenparris7490]

Best characters are Buck, Chief, Blue Team, and Exuberant Witness.

[@imoneoldfart6804]

they need to bring him back in infinate sweeping a base or something woth a laser broom. maybe just have him in a random room on a mission, completely out of place and confused with how he got there but still sweeping because it is UNCLEAN.

[@gageyoung1811]

Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for Broom Guy so he can finally get that laser broom

[@houseflygaming]

I love how the soldiers are just COD players, like "get rekt scrub" or "Hacks obviously" and "u w0t m8?", some people will complain but unarguably 343 has done a diamond perfect job on making soldiers immature children with intense vocabulary.

[@zanethederahn4079]

Yeah, I think it's funny as hell! I've also NEVER heard them say any of this until watching this video

[@samuelr.6046]

@@zanethederahn4079 well it's rare dialogue

[@zanethederahn4079]

@@samuelr.6046 and I even have the IWHBYD Skull on

[@blairmacp1]

They're mocking the opposing FPS game

[@Borgia5119]

I think some of it is funny, but the cod dialogue is cringy and as if they didn't ruin the elites with their voice and design already, they also made them seem like idiots who are afraid in a lot of these

[@VeraVemaVena]

"Your Core is broken, just like my spirit" *This makes me sad.*

[@MonarchOfblade]

2:22 Translation: Hacks! Obvious Aimbot

[@thatoneguy9291]

I just wrote this before I read this comment lol. I guess I’m not the only one who heard this.

[@DoktrDub]

That One Guy You just had to mention that you heard it first! :)

[@nealhenrickang8145]

Yep really good ears

[@logicdog_2163]

Good job fellow NF fan

[@Slipdash]

6:31 and here we have an example of a promethean from 2012

[@oliverpierce5118]

Cripple Crash the greatest line in Halo ever

[@kamerontheghost4810]

ROAR OF FRUSTRATION! 😂

[@HerrWulf]

when I heard the elite say that I fully expected it to be the first comment I saw,I was not dissapointed

[@Borgia5119]

@@HerrWulf ha... ha

[@XtreemAlan]

LOUD NOISES!

[@justsomeeggsinapot1784]

Just as I got there I read this... spooked

[@ΒασίληςΒλάχος-τ3κ]

i feel like that was in the script and the voice actor took it a litle too literally

[@anthraxmacabre5200]

Poor Kig-yar. He was one bounty away from retirement.

[@halopro8958]

“Damn! Just two days from retirement!”

[@HomingRocket1]

2:21 I pretty much worked that out. "Hacks...obviously!"

[@MyGamer14]

Think he said " hacks are disabled"

[@oliverpierce5118]

OBVIOUSLY

[@Groggyracer]

He said, "hacks. Obvious aimbot." You have to really listen though.

[@t-rexhunter3820]

“HACKS! OBVIOUS AIMBOT”

[@eg2724]

5:27 “unggoy still talk, I shoot mouth!” Am I the only one that finds the jackals dialogue and voice hilarious? 🤣

[@guromarv]

Nope you aren't the only one.

[@rodrigomelendez1545]

It’s cool that they can finally kinda talk

[@sivaalteredspringbonnie9956]

Rodrigo Melendez kig yar speech makes my skin crawl

[@tristenconde6361]

i love that unggoy means monkey or ape in filipino it just adds to the comedy

[@daddybgoode]

Love their voice. I wonder who plays them?

[@Goji938]

"I miss the old days with one dumb guy and a blue lady" Me too kid. Me too.

[@hornydiscord]

Noding noding

[@who_be_dis8356]

Whos here after the infinite trailer and reworked cortana.

[@Goji938]

@@who_be_dis8356 yeah actually the game looked pretty dope! I hope it’s a fun time

[@scareditymays6yearsago477]

@@who_be_dis8356 yes

[@consulargaming3554]

420 likes, sorry man I can’t like

[@Kaisenik]

So humans are narrators of their own lives (with a few being broom users), promethean’s are twelve year olds, and covenant are stupid.

[@memeprez1281]

Lmao yes

[@imoneoldfart6804]

hey, we know most were stupid. 1 jackley was smart enough to plan for retirement

[@bluesnake1713]

I think Unggoy Infusions happened.

[@darassylmoniakam]

it showthe mentality of the devs

[@SCREAMshot6781]

And The Sangheili Know about the players teabagging enemies when they die

[@HybridB0i]

2:46 THATS THE [edit: "last"] GRUNT WHO SURVIVED MASTER CHIEF

[@thatoneguy9291]

69 likes Nice

[@Victor-056]

5:53 Ohhhh Dear, Cortana's going to be _Super_ Mad at me.

[@MisterC3___]

When you know you fucked up in 4th grade and you get sent to the principal's office

[@reaperking7748]

@@MisterC3___ 😂😂😂

[@puggleone]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@emilianolugardo3486]

When bungie goes to check what 343 has done with the saga

[@Borgia5119]

Yeah I'm really glad they ruined this forerunner character, protector of the domain, by humanizing him and giving him panzy voice lines. Just as 343 has ruined the entire series

[@lonecolamarine]

The Elites are now goofy, Forerunner soldiers are gamers. (Makes too much sense on some levels) The grunts are... the grunts, The Jackals talk, the warden is... Thanos almost, and the marines are poetic. Say what you want about Halo 5, but don’t say it doesn’t construct characters well. Outside of the MAIN cast that is.

[@masterkillerfluffy]

I love the wardens comments.

[@spartanwar1185]

Don't forget the janitor He really loves sweeping...

[@BUGCANDYY]

He wants that laser broom

[@aMondayMorning]

This is all easter egg stuff due to the IWHBYD skull, right? I've never played Halo 5 so I have no idea if there are even skulls in the game but I assume that's what's causing this awesome dialogue.

[@DaOriginalGrandPanda]

Hey man, say what you want about the rest of Osiris, but Buck is a treasure

[@securitybureauagent3714]

5:51 U wot m8

[@guromarv]

*5:50****

[@UnoriginalNamme]

Halo 5's Prometheans have arguably the best lines.

[@ohhey6302]

Why, because they’re millennials

[@UpheavaI]

@@ohhey6302 ouch

[@UpheavaI]

also its generation Z

[@rpgghost1689]

U wot m8

[@Haloguy-mg8wl]

Never knew they even talked.

[@alivedinosaur]

The Elite that said "They're killing me, I'm not kidding!" was both sad and hilarious

[@gunnerbooth3065]

I WANT TO BATTLE BUT I ALSO WANT TO NAP

[@gunnerbooth3065]

Also why do all the marines in meridian talk in third person

[@jaredallen439]

Gunner Booth it's not third person, but rather first ... it's like they're narrating a corny novel out loud, in real time; "the Spartan locked me in his steely gaze", or something. Perhaps making fun of coffee shop hipster novelists, I don't know. Remember, 343 is from the Seattle area (Redmond). That's my guess.

[@bobthet-rex2718]

That line is me in a nut shell

[@thegreathim0018]

Gunner Booth, mood

[@JoshuaSlaughters69]

Fat mood

[@guywithgun6853]

6:37 _"I'm coming for you now humans!"_ **proceeds to casually walk to the humans**

[@SCREAMshot6781]

Oh? You're approaching me?

[@martinnavarrete5279]

That is the most epic grunt walk i have ever seen

[@marshallgoliat7088]

0:39 shit they figured out the Teabag

[@colecacola0]

2:03 Why the elite sound like Kratos tho😂😂😂

[@gavincowart7414]

I think someone stole science humans arm, copy that

[@UpheavaI]

haha dr halsy rip

[@zanethederahn4079]

@@UpheavaI O_o uhh... she's not dead, is she?

[@kaisipe412]

I followed that grunt for a while

[@civicrider5556]

@@zanethederahn4079 no she's not

[@thecatfather857]

@@civicrider5556 Where were you two years ago?

[@oliverpierce5118]

Humans crouch over their fallen foes heads. This celebration confuses me. Me too, Mr. Elite. Me too.

[@spartanwar1185]

Then allow me to explain That is a taunting and celebratory technique, it is called "The Teabag" The purpose of this technique is to drop one's ballsack onto the face of the defeated victim Humiliating the victim and demonstrating the masculinity of the victor As for the history... I have no fucking idea It's hella fun to do though

[@oliverpierce5118]

Spartan War118 yes

[@danielazimoh274]

@Taramafor Haikido yes

[@DeadlySkill15]

2:22 HACKS! Obviously

[@josesuarez7484]

2:26 "I'm a perfect thrower!" "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" *explodes*

[@lessonmet5291]

Humans remember their humans names. Can you imagine?

[@elijahwatson3474]

Kids, most elites don't know who their fathers are.

[@elijahwatson3474]

@The GunMaster That grunts and Jackals, it seem that Elites usually have one or two children in a lifetime.

[@watzup9294]

@The GunMaster elites believe if the kids mostly boys will become weak if they learn who is the real father

[@kaisipe412]

Only the mother's know the links

[@inuyasha078]

Elites are raised by their uncles not knowing their father is in order to emphasize loyalty to their clan over loyalty to their parents.

[@imprxvised8219]

The elite saying say my name human broke me

[@reedsof2169]

6:29 this dude sounds like a 12 year old

[@Borgia5119]

Because everyone that works at 343 is 12

[@afroartist1086]

Pretyy sure its a female

[@phr33z10]

1:50 is a reference to the secret Grunt that you can find on the last level of Halo CE :)

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

Where?

[@CoreythelordoftheIsles]

@@jshrhrgahhuehtnmpplif you take a alternative path you could find a spec ops grunt

[@Vikingr19]

So prometheans were memers

[@guardsmen6274]

Yos

[@smolsunikki8043]

Out of this entire thing I think 7:44 is my favorite moment. "I think someone stole science human's arm." "Copy that." And then they just get back to what they were doing. xD Please avenge Halsey's arm, little grunt and elite captain.

[@Azrael_Equinox]

2:25 ironic or traitor?

[@justaaron2934]

Shadow Paradox **very ironic**

[@glomorailey106]

Yes.

[@oliverpierce5118]

Traitor

[@user-zs8wv6ky6h]

No he just hate him

[@Robosapien_]

3:36 "I want to battle, but I also want to nap!" Arbiter: "... How have we been fighting these force's for nearly 5 years?!" Random Ally Soldier: * *Snores* *

[@DoubleTapsize]

“I wanna battle, but I also wanna nap” “QUIET UNNGOY!” 😂😂

[@lordkrythic6246]

"My trick shots are immeasurably dank."

[@soberscrim299]

*“Say my name human, say it!”* Random Elite that kills chief

[@yavehsuarez9392]

That dude isn't concerned with the state of the galaxy he's to busy with important janitorial duties.

[@noble_carnage9894]

“Humans know their children’s name, can you imagine?” 😂😂

[@Heavysscreams]

Actually had a conversation just like this with my TL lmfao 4:53

[@zippolighter0177]

2:42 I have a feeling from that grunt dialogue 343 knew how Halo 5's gameplay would be received lol.

[@catboywinterlyons6554]

5:50 u wot m8 6:32 get rest scrub

[@blueberrywolf2102]

Oh boi

[@caseywallace2923]

"Im hit! And you hurt my feelings too."

[@declangray2966]

7:45 that grunt is very observant

[@ghostoface1042]

Dude, the forrunners are amazing "My trickshots are immesurably dank" " U Wot M8?" "HACKS"

[@adolfgaming1761]

Me losing my 20th game in one evening: 3:25

[@boyishslinky5833]

1:52 I love how they put that quote from Halo CE back into Halo 5 but instead this time it was an Elite instead of a grunt.

[@XtreemAlan]

Reincarnation is real!

[@louiswebtser]

Haven’t seen a video like this with this much dialogue! Congrats!

[@Dr_Monitor]

ROAR OF FRUSTRATION! This got me.

[@abigmonster8457]

Return word of anymo- *ONE LAST BOUNTY..THEN RETURE* Eliete:.....as I was saying

[@yegorlarychev9810]

I have found my new battlecry... ROAR OF FRUSTRATION! Edit: I’m hit! A N D Y O U H U R T M Y F E E L I N G S , F O O L !

[@rebelrunner2388]

3:24 Felix(Pewdiepie) Tambourine of Anger Seán(Jacksepticeye): Bell of Rage Elite Covenant: Roar of Frustration

[@BizsDustbin]

“The Humans crouch over their fallen enemies heads” “Their celebration confuses me” Every Gamer: Its called T-Bagging

[@uss-dh7909]

5:23 - Jackal: 'Unggoy still talk, I shoot mouth" Probably the most real thing I heard on the covvie side in this vid.

[@crocetti3273]

The Forerunner Soldiers pretty much are angry children calling hacks on everything.

[@Shyjoyo]

5:37 R.I.P Adorable Unngoy

[@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE]

Would be funny if grunts accused humans of ‘hacking’

[@merk2621]

2:26 "I'M A PERFECT THROWER" *proceeds to throw a grenade to his friendlies*

[@rod2662]

The promethean dialogue pretty much confirms that their humans were all in fact humans that had xbox live accounts at one point.

[@eliotharrell6061]

I had a soldier yell “gg, no re” after I died

[@DotX9674]

I can't tell if this a joke or not

[@whyareyoureadingthis5308]

2:46 the majority of halo players these days

[@stiltedrumpskin4019]

You deserve more views brother

[@cozence]

2:22 he says ”hacks, obvious aimbot”

[@TobyFoxfan]

2:23 every newbie online getting killed

[@victortorres2985]

MY TRICKSHOTS ARE INUMESURABLE DANK

[@victortorres2985]

@Keliher I IMERSURABLE DON'T CARE

[@Azarych]

What is the time for that

[@gemsngold]

Azarych 5:12

[@roflzwafflez117]

If Halo 5 got one thing right it's the dialogue. Also I love how poetic the colonists are.

[@lightmetro7508]

Eh some of the elite lines are a little too goofy

[@Borgia5119]

@@lightmetro7508 They ruined everything about the elites, did you really expect them to get their dialogue right? And the gamer references are just cringy

[@terrain7879]

@@Borgia5119 the elites in halo 2 and 3 would flirt with the player

[@XtreemAlan]

Also I love what they did for Swords of Sanghelios

[@atomwalker7540]

''are you not embarrassed to be human?'' *begins to shoot the explosive bullets to an player* 3:58

[@rrjt1011]

“Kig Yar speech makes my skin crawl” basically everyone’s reaction when they first hear them speak English in Halo 5

[@Scolio]

I love the Jackals. Covenant used to scream “For the Prophets!” But instead, the Jackal just yells “For profit!”

[@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl]

Wait they did?

[@Wolffe-em6jn]

2:44 I think we all miss the good ole days

[@wenteago2468]

"ROAR OF FRUSTRATION!!" Is my spirit animal.

[@luiscoll8220]

That orb thing, represents human harassment in the future

[@andrewarnold2450]

*throws grenade* *accidentally hits friendly* "I'm a great thrower-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@GAMER-RANGER]

0:06 is when u don't care if people DIES

[@anoriginalzero3107]

I just came out of this video liking Exuberant and Warden more.

[@WretchedHobbit]

I love exUwUberant

[@Zero_XTZ5]

Im the original zero

[@titanfallgamerwithnotitanf8187]

Just because these lines I want to buy an Xbox one and get halo 5

[@aierune8201]

"I wanna battle...But i also wanna nap." Shit no words have ever been truer then that Unngoys words. "Quiet unngoy!" XD

[@trexindominus8119]

5:03 Me when i use a sniper and actually kill someone

[@SigmaLigma260]

I shot one and it dropped like a sack of potatoes.... Alien potatoes..

[@kingonkingst.1361]

“My trickshots are immeasurably dank” I cannot believe they let this one in, I love it.

[@el_de_enmedio]

5:29 i didn’t know jackals talked

[@dustinwulf8074]

Malcolm only in halo 5..

[@elijahwatson3474]

Very basic human language, they talk more in novels and comics.

[@michaelhernandez7991]

Nor did I know grunts melee’d.

[@elijahwatson3474]

@@michaelhernandez7991 While their arms are thick so it make sense they can have a punch.

[@spartanwar1185]

I thought jackals were physically incapable of speaking english due to the design of their mouth

[@revenantkombant]

3:36 is a mood

[@nightlock826]

The ducking Didect XD “If Cortana Asks I had nothing to do with it!” Of course the grunts are also funny

[@masterchief8655]

His name is Warden Eternal, not Didact, bro.

[@glomorailey106]

"I am a perfect thrower!" *proceeds to stick teammate*

[@ncrranger8761]

So grunts=dumb Elites=normal Forerunners=mlg memes Forerunner big boy= nice gentleman Marines= poets

[@yolsil775]

"My trickshots are immeasurably dank"

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

Ever cook an Ungoy over an open fire? No? No one? Is that frowned on or something? -He was probably saying this to grunts instead of elites.

[@thedude1873]

0:38 OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Lesion411]

Some of the marines sound like they’re writing fanfics Best one is definitely: “I shot one and it dropped like a sack of potatoes... alien potatoes!”

[@lonelystarboy]

1:50 OMFG lmao

[@lonelystarboy]

2:10 I thought metal head Spartan made these dialogues somehow

[@lonelystarboy]

4:30

[@itsjustjayy7390]

1:57 "You said it!"

[@zeroremnant4477]

6:36 he's walking with grenades but it feels so MENACING